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Kaseykockroach

#90
February 15, 2011, 02:28:15 PM
Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie. Truly one of the most loathsome things ever made by human beings.
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#91
February 18, 2011, 09:03:08 AM
Freddy Got Fingered. Even as a child I hated this movie and was offended by it which makes me dread watching it as an adult.
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venomx

#92
February 18, 2011, 03:37:47 PM Last Edit: February 18, 2011, 03:55:56 PM by Venomx
HO... LY CRAP! Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was on today. I watched the last hour.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? That was NOT the Transformers I know. I did'nt even know I was watching Transformers untill someone said the word "Decepticons". Man, that was bad... well with that said...

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen gets my vote for the WORST movie ever, even over Mario Bros. the movie!

Note* Hollywood PLEASE stop making Transformer movies. Please and thank you. I mean... if you have to make more and I know you will... take this game Intro for an example. Get a clue.

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lester1/2jr

#93
February 18, 2011, 03:45:03 PM
 I liked Garbage Pail kids

peter johnson

#94
February 19, 2011, 01:52:30 AM
Terrible question -

Utter Drivel -

If this "Question" could ever be answered, then Herr Andrew's site would not exist -

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movie masochist

#95
February 21, 2011, 08:19:32 PM
I won't count movies that I can't actually make it through.  So, eliminating those, I would have to say The Apple.  I can't even begin to imagine the amount of drugs that the filmmakers must have taken to think this movie was
A. Conceptually a good idea and,
B. A coherent piece of cinema

The sheer number of senseless song and dance numbers alone qualify this turkey, along with the incredibly elaborate costumes and makeup that every person is wearing in every scene.  Although I do not actually believe that this movie has a plot at all really, somehow it kept me mesmerized through the whole thing. 
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Amish Love Machine

#96
February 22, 2011, 11:56:52 AM
My personal "worst movie ever" has to be "The Crow: City of Angels". I've seen a number of terrible movies and none of them comes to the "this thing sucks" more than when I watched that terrible, terrible movie.
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The Burgomaster

#97
February 22, 2011, 02:35:46 PM
Every time I think movies can't get any worse, I uncover another really bad one.  But I still say CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is the worst I've ever seen.
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Allhallowsday

#98
February 22, 2011, 10:05:42 PM Last Edit: February 22, 2011, 10:10:07 PM by Allhallowsday
It struck me as amazing how we all keep mining and mining trying to find the perfectly worst movie ever made...
...Must it be with ARCH HALL JR.?!!!  :question: :wink: :bouncegiggle: :lookingup:
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The Burgomaster

#99
February 23, 2011, 10:19:40 AM Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 02:37:41 PM by The Burgomaster
Quote from: Allhallowsday on February 22, 2011, 10:05:42 PM
It struck me as amazing how we all keep mining and mining trying to find the perfectly worst movie ever made...
...Must it be with ARCH HALL JR.?!!!  :question: :wink: :bouncegiggle: :lookingup:


I think Arch's movies are goofy and fun to watch.  Same with Ed Wood movies.  So, I could never call these the worst ever because they have plenty of entertainment value.  That's why I lean toward movies that are bad AND boring on my worst movie lists.  CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN, CONQUEST, WIRED, DUNE . . . no entertainment value here.  Just snooze material.
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#100
February 23, 2011, 11:57:14 AM
I think we have a new contender.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

The kicker is that the film is marketed as a horror film, not a film that has a political message behind it.
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claws

#101
February 23, 2011, 12:00:16 PM
Quote from: bob on February 23, 2011, 11:57:14 AM
I think we have a new contender.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film


Don't count me in as "we". A Serbian Film might be many things but certainly not the worst  :smile:

movie masochist

#102
February 23, 2011, 04:35:56 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on February 23, 2011, 10:19:40 AM

I think Arch's movies are goofy and fun to watch.  Same with Ed Wood movies.  So, I could never call these the worst ever because they have plenty of entertainment value.  That's why I lean toward movies that are bad AND boring on my worst movie lists.  CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN, CONQUEST, WIRED, DUNE . . . no entertainment value here.  Just snooze material.

Ahh Dune.  That really is one of the worst movies ever.  No wonder David Lynch made them remove his name from it.  Nothing redeeming about that one. 

I feel that way about Ed Wood movies too though.  I know as a bad movie fan that I am supposed to like them, but I just find them boring. 
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Cthulhu

#103
February 23, 2011, 05:22:48 PM
What's all the hate on Dune?

Also, I have to mention Night of horror again. I cannot stress enough how bad this movie is.
Take a look at it's IMDB page:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0202496/
Look at it. LOOK AT IT.

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Doc Daneeka

#104
February 23, 2011, 09:39:23 PM Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 09:42:38 PM by Doc Daneeka
Quote from: Cthulhu on February 23, 2011, 05:22:48 PM
Also, I have to mention Night of horror again. I cannot stress enough how bad this movie is.
Take a look at it's IMDB page:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0202496/
Look at it. LOOK AT IT.

You can get it on stagevu.com
If you dare.
I read a review on Agony Booth, and although I haven't even watched the film I cannot see how what was reviewed can be anything but the worst movie ever. Unless, of course, the reviewer there secretly left out about 2 hours of footage where something actually happens and it's utterly epic XD

EDIT: My computer is playing funny tricks on me! When I went to highlight your web address to copy-paste it, my machine suddenly froze up and went all gray as though it was trying to prevent me from watching the movie! Ain't that adorable? :smile:

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