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Were the F*#@! are my flying cars

Started by wickednick, December 04, 2003, 04:20:53 PM

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wickednick

For are parents the future looked promissing,teleporters, robot servents,kitchens that did every thing for you, and best of all flying cars, and all of that happenning before the year 2000.What the f**k happened.Its 2003 and we are still waiting for all of those cool technologys that were promised to are parents.I mean is are species just lazy or overly promising.What p**ses me off most is that we could have some of these technologys right now, if it wasn't for money hungry corporations, and lazy scientists.
There are a lot of very ingenious invetors out there who have come up with some very cool invetions, one of the coolest is anti-gravity. Since the end of WW2 there have been several scientist who have created anti-gravity machines, but for some reason or anouther all there efforts to introduce this technology was blocked by shady inividuals and large corporations.Whats wrong with people, think of the huge buissnes that could be done by introducing technologys like anti-gravity to the world.
Of course movies aren't helping.Movies like Minority Report,Back to the future 2,Blade Runner, and Terminator all show awsome  technologys that we were supposed to have a decade ago, but so far can only materalise on the movie screen.
I suppose 20 years from now my kids will be asking the same question that im asking now, and thats were are my f**king flying cars.

Smells like popcorn and shame

trekgeezer

I thought we were all supposed to be androgenous zombies working for the good of the State by now.




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

raj

Given the inability of a lot of people to navigate 3000 lbs in two dimensions, I'm glad they don't have the option of going in three dimensions.

kirk

DAMMIT RAJ!  Took the words right out of my mouth.  Imagine the yahoos trying to drink their lattes and yak on their cell phones while FLYING.  Makes me want to go dig a foxhole and hide.

Kirk

Velvet Brotha

Yeah! I'm p**sed off that we don't have any of those cool gadgets too. Let's start a revolt!!! Seriously though, are we the dumbest muther F-ers or what? Japan has been whooping our ass with unbelievable technology.

Cricket21a

There is a flying car, just not exactly thw type you are thinking of like in Back to the Future.  There is one that is coming out a regular car with short wings kindof like a airplane.  Of course it prob. gets crappy gas mileage.  There also is a hover car that has been going under a lot of test in the past year or so.  I can see there being lots of problems with hover vehicals or mini airplane cars.  Lots of mid air crashes.  The gas alone would be more expensive.  I know I would rather stay on the ground.

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Eirik

wykednick - not to be a smartass, but it's "OUR parents" not "are parents."

Why would a "money hungry corporation" want to supress technology that is could be selling for huge profit by the millions??  That doesn't make any sense.

Neon Noodle

I can only guess how many forms&trainings would have to be filled out to operate a flying car. Off the top of my head:

Driver's license
Pilot's license
GPS training
Air traffic laws
ground traffic laws
restricted airspace zones

Plus, since 9/11 we'd probably have to fill out some form on anti-terrorism and by the time all this stuff was done, we'd be too old to fly the damn thing...

Just give me the wearable computer, the Jetsons' electric sidewalks and I'm good.

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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

Mr_Vindictive

"Just give me the wearable computer."

My friend, I give you THE WEARABLE COMPUTER!

http://www.xybernaut.com/Solutions/product/poma_product.htm


I still want my virtual reality that everyone was supposed to have by 2000.....where is MY VR?!?!?!?

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Eirik

"I still want my virtual reality that everyone was supposed to have by 2000.....where is MY VR?!?!?!?"

I'm sure there's at least one Matrix geek on this board who'll tell you you're living in it RIGHT NOW, MAN!!!

trekgeezer

There actually was a flying car built in the 60's. It looked like a small prop driven plane only when you landed you could take off the tail boom, wings, and prop  and then drive it around like a car.

I too can imagine the problems with idiotic driviers. I wish we could have cars like they had in the  Sixth Day.  Get in and tell it to take you to work, the wheel goes into the dash and it drives you work.  Maybe these automatic vehicles could actually merge onto the freeway, unlike most of the morons I see everyday.




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Flangepart

Sure, gov regs require the computer do the driveing. But you KNOW some clown will hot wire it with a lap top, then its find a hole and hide time!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

wickednick

You know what Eirik you can take your proper grammer and correct spelling, and shove it.I can't spell and I suck at grammer just deal with it, and stop pestering me.

Smells like popcorn and shame

Brother Ragnarok

There's a very easy answer to this (which I hope didn't get covered in a post and I managed to miss it like seems to happen to me every now and again):  Giant goddamn energy corporations like Enron RULING EVERYTHING AND SLOWING TECHNOLOGICAL PROGRESS TO A CRAWL!

Brother R

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Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

The Burgomaster

I have seen quite a few technological advances in my lifetime.  When I was a kid, the following were either unavailable or were EXTREMELY uncommon:

* Cable TV
* Satellite TV
* High definition TV
* Stereo TV
* Projection TVs
* LCD TVs
* Plasma screen TVs
* Surround sound
* Cell phones
* Personal computers
* Internet access (which has thousands of sub-technologies associated with it, such as online banking, shopping, e-mail, etc.)
* Video games
* Cordless telephones
* Microwave ovens
* VCRs
* CD players
* DVD players
* Karaoke machines
* Movie theaters with stadium seating
* MRIs
* ATMs
* GPS systems
* Radar detectors
* Remote car starters
* Camcorders
* Palm pilots
* Voicemail

I could go on and on.

How did we ever survive?



Post Edited (12-05-03 16:46)
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