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Started by Jayson, January 14, 2004, 02:38:34 PM

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Jayson

January 14, 2004, 02:38:34 PM
Have you ever heard a movie title and thought it could double as a porno? Having worked in a video store I saw alot of "titles" that could. Here is a partial list:

1. Not without my Daughter
2. Project X
3. Theres something about Mary
4. Bad Boys
5. A Family thing
6. Hard Eight
7. The Waterboy
8. The Iron Giant
9. Kids in the hall
10. What lies beneath


Can you all think of any more LESS obvious titles (movies like "snatch" and "blow" are way too obvious.

"Maybe death will stop yer yammering"--Marge Simpson

The Burgomaster

#1
January 14, 2004, 03:11:30 PM
1. Cool Hand Luke
2. Raising Cain
3. The Big Red One
4. The French Connection
5. The Fire Down Below
6. Shaft
7. The Truth about Cats and Dogs
8. Toy Story
9. Big Jake

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Jayson

#2
January 14, 2004, 03:17:11 PM
LOL!!!Cool hand Luke---never thought of that one!! :)

"Maybe death will stop yer yammering"--Marge Simpson

TC

#3
January 14, 2004, 04:18:58 PM
Bend it Like Beckham

What Dreams May Come (When pronounced out loud, it sounds like, "Wet Dreams May Cum")

Dick

Mr_Vindictive

#4
January 14, 2004, 07:03:20 PM
Can't forget:

Unlawful Entry

Little Big Man

Whoooha

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#5
January 14, 2004, 07:15:49 PM
Three Men and a Little Lady (I wouldn't even go there with the original)
Dirty Harry
The Dirty Dozen
Any Which Way but Loose

If it's on Cinemax past midnight, it has to be bad.

Neon Noodle

#6
January 14, 2004, 09:44:33 PM
For a Few Dollars More

Lean on Me

Hannah and her Sisters

Little Nikita

Much ado about Nothing (harsh!)

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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

Susan

#7
January 14, 2004, 11:27:58 PM
Man Thing (coming to a theater near you..heh)
the best little whorehouse in texas (yep, it coulda been)
Fire Down Below (worth a re-mention)
Roger and Me

But let's get down to the nitty gritty:
1.Stand and Deliver
2.Deep Impact
3.Blow
4.Easy Rider (or Whale Rider)
5.Bring it On
6.Master and Commander
7.The African Queen
8. Igby Goes Down

and with that i bid you adieu slightly embarassed i got caught up in a thread like this



Post Edited (01-14-04 22:31)

TC

#8
January 15, 2004, 12:51:27 AM
Bah...I forgot one!

Dante's Peak

Cricket21a

#9
January 15, 2004, 04:16:20 PM


The Long Kiss Goodnight

Men At Work

Blown Away

Weekend At Bernies

Herbie Goes Bananas

can't think of anymore off the top of my head.

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Cricket21a

#10
January 15, 2004, 04:17:33 PM
one more.....


From Dusk til Dawn

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Jayson

#11
January 15, 2004, 05:15:32 PM
Here are a few more...

1. O Brother..where art thou?
2. Superfly
3. Bring it on
4. The Day after
5. She's all that

"Maybe death will stop yer yammering"--Marge Simpson

Johnny Z

#12
January 15, 2004, 06:26:25 PM
I am now officially caught up in this posting:

Shaft
Free Willy
Blow
Big

If it's on Cinemax past midnight, it has to be bad.

Chris K.

#13
January 15, 2004, 07:42:24 PM
How about Umberto Lenzi's God awful horror film WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK? Now that title could pass as a porno flick. It even has Lenzi's trademark fake name 'Humphery Humbert', which could also come across as a strange porno name as well.

KD

#14
January 15, 2004, 09:40:15 PM
Depending on where your _mind's_ at, couldn't most of 'em be...even The Wizard of Oz?
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