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SNAKEHEAD ERROR...Er, TERROR!

Started by Flangepart, March 15, 2004, 11:48:43 AM

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Flangepart

Hoo, boy...there be cheese here!

Lots of FU, here. Joe Bob Briggs  would be proud...
We have Mayor who won't close the beaches Fu, Monster Cam Fu, squishy fishy Fu, boyfriend head eating Fu, cattle prod Fu, fish finder Fu, Comedy relief Sheriff deputy Fu, CGI killer fish Fu, and finaly, Giant Fish Fry Fu!

Lots of thoughts came to mind here...lots of pithy comments too!
Like for example....Did the swim race between the two teen boys make you wonder if inbreeding is a problim with this lake community?
And, the place is called "Cultus lake"...is that a good name for a resort? Would people be makein' "Jim Jones" jokes when they checked into the local bed and breakfast?
After this flick, they could rename it "Fish Kill!"...but that ones already taken...ask P.E.T.A.
I did learn, Snakeheads hate it when you photograph their bad side. Realy nasy response to the Paparazzi.
The film is gory for Sci-Fi channel standards....deal with it as you will....yuck...

When the first victems wife said "Find the animal that did this, and send it strait to hell!" , did anyone else think they had to do a  lot of takes, cause Bruce Boxlitner kept laughting?
First thing came to mind when the kids went Snakehead hunting, is the Sheriff's daughter is shareing the boat with monster fodder, and she seems to know it.
It wern't no remake of PT-109, i'll clue ya!
Those guys in the snakehead capping excursion were doing pretty good, till those kids showed up, too.
But, i was impressed with the "Use a spinning Evenrude propeller to kill a snakehead Fu." Some actual imagination there! Not enough of it, mind ya...
And the lady scientest...one of the three designated survivors, btw,...nice cattleprod Fu! Up side, gets ex-husbands to pay up..down side...No safty! Cattle prons and metal boats don't go well together! How they avoided electrocusion when she used it on the fish is beyond me!
When the kids found the house...did anyone else say, grab some ammo and climb the roof! I doubt they can climb trees!

When the reporter runs over the half dozen killer fish....how come no one found the mess on the road the next day? I'd conciter that, a clue, Barney Fife!
and finaly....my VCR cut off before they obligitory "Sequal set up". How did they do it? I imagined it, as  they get back to town, and everybody is gone, they turn a corner, and the street is full of fish? But thats just me.....
All in all, good MST3K potential, Bruce looking embarressed after saveing the universe for Joe Strazinsky, and a panicky teenage girl who can swing a mean ax!
Flangepart says: Check it out! Just don't expect too much. And bring lots of pizza and beer.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

raj

Climb trees! yes!  I was shouting that at the tv.  Perfectly fun bad movie.  Great dead bodies in the cabin.  Lots of by the numbers b-movie cliches, including the black guy getting killed.

Brother Ragnarok

Not a horrible movie by any means, just kinda uninpsired.  More gore than I expected.  I taped it so I could watch something more fun, I think Flange knows what I mean.

Brother R

There are only two important things in life - monsters and hot chicks.
    - Rob Zombie
Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

trekgeezer

I kept yelling for them to get up in the attic at the cabin.  I also don't believe a power line running through two obviously residential transformers was carrying power for the whole city. Besides why would the power be running through an island in the middle of the lake?

I think most of the budget went to pay  Bruce and Carol's salaries.  I think Bruce needed a paycheck and  vacation at the same time.




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Lee

Hot damn! will have to catch this when it's on again. :)

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JohnL

>Hot damn! will have to catch this when it's on again. :)

That would be Thursday at 7pm (eastern time)