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Fair Game or Cindy Crawford's hygiene fetish

Started by Selk-, March 06, 2005, 02:22:03 PM

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Selk-

Did anyone else see this movie.  I mean two things happen in this film: Cindy Crawford takes a shower then gets shot at.  And this happens several times in the same scene?!?!

http://www.jerrydroberts.com/brokedowncinema/Themes/Fair%20Game.htm

Eirik

Kim Jong Il, leader of North Korea is a very short man.  So short that he has extra-short people hang around him in all his photographs so that he looks tall.  That was kind of what they were doing when they cast William Baldwin to act opposite Cindy.  

Bless her heart, she tried, but she's just not very believable as anything but a supermodel.

Selk-

Maybe it's that mole.  We see that and it's her identifying mark, we try and see her as a character and that mole just snaps us back to reality.

By the way, I reviewed it:
http://www.jerrydroberts.com/brokedowncinema/Themes/Fair%20Game.htm

Mr_Vindictive

I own this on DVD.......I should be executed.

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Selk-


Yaddo 42

I caught this on cable once, it's got almost every 90s action movie cliche crammed into one lousy film: sexy female lawyer, dopey tough guy hero/protector, ex-military Russian mobsters, computer crime involving money transfers and offshore accounts, blacksuited special forces/ninja types with night vision goggles and/or red beam laser sights, an exploding house, gratuitous showers (possibly with body doubles), and the name Joel Silver in the credits. Although it does seem to lack the big huge soundtrack that was par for the course by then.

Cindy Crawford hosted NBC's "Later" talk show briefly in the late 90s, whenever the guest was a film actor she would try to swap film shoot horror stories with them, even though she had a grand total of one film to her credit - "Fair Game". As bad as the show had gotten over the years, it really hit bottom of the barrel then. IIRC she didn't even have enough stories to go a week of shows without repeating them. But I'll give her credit for being willing to slam her own lousy movie and her "acting" in it.