Andrew Hasn't rated a movie with a skull for a good while, LET'S HELP!

[daveblackeye15]

I know that Andrew's been away on a dangerous job for a good long while and couldn't give us too many new reviews (I'm cool with that) but it feels like even before that he hasn't had the displeasure of reviewing a Skull worhty movie so I thought :"Let's give him a hand"

Now if you thought I was going to watch and review a skull movie for you then I'm afraid you're mistaken.

I have some recommendations that I believe are truly skull worthy.

List:

Alien Warrior

Children of the Living Dead

Prototype X29A (I'm not 100% postive but it's got a good chance)

Warlords 3000.

Oh yeah those put me in a depressing mood where I had to watch something uplifting afterwards. I own all but Children of the Living Dead by the way. If you needed to borrow one, why not.

Any other recommindations?

[Brother Ragnarok]

Gore Whore.  No way that could be anything but a skull.

[Menard]

Now what makes you believe he would give a skull to those movies if he would not even give a skull to OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES (truly a skull deserving movie).

[blkrider]

I can think of some crappy ones I've seen, but only "normal" movies that sucked.
They would get a skull, but it would be a very bored skull, probably that of someone who died in their sleep while watching a crappy drama.

[Ed]

Alien Warrior gets my vote
-Ed

[Writer]

I'm still eager to see what he might think of "Red-Blooded American Girl" which is an "exotic movie" shot in Canada (!) that's allegedly about medically-created vampires, but is actually more a movie about RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOTS. From some reviews of it I've seen, I get the impression that Andy might not give it as charitable a rating as I do (one slime.)

[DaveMunger]

http://www.brainsonfilm.com/alien.html">Alienator! "It will teaaar your sooouuul out!!!"

[DaveMunger]

Crap.
Alienator:
[url]http://www.brainsonfilm.com/alien.html[url]

[DaveMunger]

Ok, that time I think I left out the damn vergule.

http://www.brainsonfilm.com/alien.html

[Ash]

I'm still waiting for Andrew to post my Ice Pirates review that I submitted to him three years ago.

Hopefully he'll get around to it sometime soon.
I think he delayed it because he didn't have his copy of that film.
Without one, he can't put pics and video on the review.

Please Andrew...put it up soon!

[BeyondTheGrave]

Two movies that get my vote are

Vampires Vs. Zombies

Battle Queen 2020 (only thing thing good is Julie Strain naked but shes naked in about every movie shes been in)


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[Scott]

Don't forget the Peter Cushing film THE SKULL. This film deserves a skull in more ways than one. Dull and yet we have a floating skull to look forword to at the end. It's a bearable film I suppose.

THE SCREAMING SKULL might be a canidate, but I actually found this to be entertaining. I should watch it again since I've had a DVD copy for a number of years. Remember the impression it had on me as a kid during the weekly broadcast of Monster Movie Matinee on Saturdays in the 70's.

Well, if your really looking for a bad bad film stay away from THE SKULLS II the sequel. Couldn't stand that one at all.



Post Edited (05-11-05 22:15)

[Mr Hockstatter]

I'll second Battle Queen 2020.  It's what you'd get if the employees of a strip club made a movie in a furniture store.  

Princess Warrior is another candidate.  Zero budget, no acting, no story, hilarious light-sabre fight (grab the lit end of the light sabre, it doesn't hurt).  Basically they just drove around LA at night until they found an empty street and then filmed a scene there.

[Diablo44.]

I recently watched and reviewed "Teen Wolf Two" with Jason Bateman and Jon Astin. If that's not skull-worthy, I don't know what is.

Rob

Teen Wolf Too Review
@The KO Picture Show

[Andrew]

Actually, I have two of them in the pipe.  I was hoping that "The Trial of Billy Jack" would go up as a cooperative effort with Ken Begg this weekend.  However, lots going on at the unit and tomorrow morning at 0630 we are starting a training exercise for the Reserves who did not go to Iraq.  The drill lasts until Sunday night.   I am about to write Ken and tell him we have to change targets to next weekend.

The good news is that I have one of my reviews and a reader review pretty much ready - so i will post one of those Sunday night (hopefully, depending on how tired I am).