I need a new movie !!!!!!!!

[Darkstar]

Now I'm not bragging here, but I've seen a hell of a lot of badmovies (and American Beauty is one of the worst i've seen yet.) From Story of Ricky to Toxic Avenger,through all the classics like bad taste right across to Eaten Alive. What I need is a new movie that will knock my socks. Help me please :)

[TREVOR THE RAT]

wow dude brag away those movies are sooo damn hard to find *pfffttttttt* *snicker*
anyways man, i suggest you look for the following


cannibal holocaust- you shouldn't have trouble finding this italian sicky in any specialty store or bootlegs on teh net. lots of rape, animal killings, rape, castrations and rape.

salo 120 of sodom- based on marqus de sade.... nuff said.

and they just keep making new ones especially the japanese. they got the horror movie industry by the balls nowadays.

oh an i spit on your grave which can be found in the back of any sam goody or national record mart.

plus plenty more out there but i'm in a rush so enjoy you crazy crazy bastard....

[Drezzy]

Planet Of The Apes, the new one, is the s**tTIEST movie I've ever seen.

[Neville]

I agree, the new "Planet of the apes" is terrible. I guess some people in Hollywood think the word "remake" means "eliminate whatever elements from the original which can make the audience think" I can't believe Tim Burton accepted working in something like this. I mean, "Sleepy hollow" was comercial, but everybody got what they wanted, Burton fans an homage to the Hammer films and a wonderful atmosphere, and non-Burton fans a Burton movie that was fast-paced and entertaining.

[Darkstar]

I got told the ending to Planet just so I didn't have to see it. I've seen Cannibal Holocaust and though it has great shock value, entertainment value is zero. I prefer Cannibal Apocalypse and Eaten Alive as they've got a story.

Although I have yet to see anything from the japanese shock cinema genre, I am trying to get hold of men behind the sun (I once had a showing of Hell comes to frogtown and some of my friends s**t bricks over that, just think what I could do to them with men behind the sun ha ha ha.)

I Spit On Your Grave has just been passed with massive cuts i.e most of the first hour,by the BBFC. (Yes I live in the country where the movies are butchered worse than a turkey near christmas.) But a whole DVD underworld has emerged to counter the idiots at BBFC.

[Brock]

I have to say you guys, if "Planet of the Apes" and "American Beauty" are the worst you've ever seen, you aren't trying enough.  They may not be for everyone, but for movies that have done so well in the box office and, for the latter, among critics, it's clear that they have *some* redeeming qualities.

My reccomendations?

If you can find it, "Troll 2" is awesome.I own the non-MST3K version o f "Eegah!" and it's truly a masterpiece.  "Dungeons and Dragons" is hilarious.  And "Cube" is pretty cool, but definitely a B-movie.

[Darkstar]

"Planet of the Apes" and "American Beauty"  are just horrible movies where as Cube is until the cop goes bonkers, still I'm looking forward to Cube: Hypercube.

Just watched Rocky and Bullwinkle on pay per view, now thats one dire movie.

And the worst movie I've ever seen, it's the cut down version of Zombi 3 retitled Nights of Terror (or Nigths of Terror as it says on the titles.) It's horrible over 30 mins of cuts.

[The Waffle Man]

Does the name Coleman Francis meen anything to you? His three films (Beast of Yucca Flats, Red Zone Cuba and Skydivers) are some of the most bizzarely inept movies I've ever seen. Very peculiar

[popman]

"Beast of Yucca Flats" is far away the worst movie ever made. Ed wood looks like Spielberg in front of this movie without sound but only director commentary over these poor images.


Does anyone has an idea of what does the first murder means at the begining of this film ?

[flangepart]

And, of corse, highly MSTiable. My god, they did all three movies! Talk about Cahonies!

[Vermin Boy]

I think it means that someone, somewhere along the line, said "Damn, this movie's slow. Better throw in a nude scene at the beginning to keep the audience from walking out!"