The Creeps

[Mofo Rising]

Another Full Moon production, this one including all the favorite monsters shrinky-dinked.

I thought THE CREEPS was an enjoyable way to spend an hour and a half.  You've got a stupid plot, dwarves, a gratuitous lesbian and talk about hard to find movies.  You could do worse than to rent this one.

I also thought that Phil Fondacaro played a good Dracula.  I know it's not hard to act when you're looking through red-tinted contact lenses, but hey, he was a hell of a lot more entertaining than Gary Oldman.

I can even overlook the fact that the Wolfman looked more like a retard bat than a wolf.

And why is it that the uglier women always get naked while the good-looking ones get away with just a bra shot?

[Chadzilla]

I own this movie and I am proud of it too.