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OT: Who else thinks Scott needs help with his Gigli fixation?

Started by trekgeezer, December 13, 2005, 02:13:44 PM

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ulthar

odinn7 Wrote:
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> I think we
> should throw beatings in there too...ya know, just
> for assurance.
>

And for the principle of the thing; after all it's GIGLI fcol.  If word ever gets out that a film guy at the level of Scott (after all, I did declare him King the other day) actually LIKED this movie, we'll have more of them.

More of them, more of them, more of them (drifts off jabbering, into catatonic state).  
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

Menard


Scott


trekgeezer

Horseradish!!!!! Oh no it is hopeless. I guess I'll have to join the 'let's take him out' gang now.



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Gerry

Scott Wrote:
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> I like Horseradish.

Mmm...Horseradish...

ThadC

That does it!!!! I'm calling Dr. Phill.... actually I kinda like horseradish on cornbeef, but you forgot about the codliver oil there pals. Now that s**t is nasty. My Grandma, and my Pappy would cram that stuff down my neck when I was acting up... trust me when I say I did not act up around them very much after that. YUCK!!
(((Little purple bunnies live in my sock drawer, and they tell me to burn things.)))
Crazy people have more fun.

dean




How dare you all plot against the one and only Scott!!  You worthless peons!

He is the spreader of the word Gigli, and as such should be bowed down before and worshiped, not consipired against...

Join the cause brothers and sisters!!!  Viva la Gigli!!!  





Come on, Al Pacino is in it, and have you ever seen him in a bad movie???  You don't get classy actors like that in crappy films, that never EVER happens!  So join the Gigli crusade today!

I'm thinking of campaigning to have every review on this site be removed, and just have multiple reviews of Gigli.  After you have joined our cause, that's all you need: Gigli...

------------The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

odinn7

Uh...yeah...I'll be, uh, leaving now...
*slowly backs out of room*
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.


dean

------------The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

dean

------------The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Neville

So this is what happens after the end of John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness"...
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

odinn7

This is bordering on insanity...Dean, Scott...you guys are starting to scare me. There is a difference between Good Bad movies and Bad Bad movies. I had thought you 2 were capable of telling the difference. What's next, Glitter?
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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

dean

odinn7 Wrote:
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> This is bordering on insanity...Dean, Scott...you
> guys are starting to scare me. There is a
> difference between Good Bad movies and Bad Bad
> movies. I had thought you 2 were capable of
> telling the difference. What's next, Glitter?


You know, the sad thing about that is that a couple of New Years ago, I actually watched Glitter that night with my girlfriend and one of her other friends.  It was complete crap but, for me at least, it wasn't too bad: It had that fun feature in which we are able to laugh at all the silly 'fade to whites' and, for those who have seen it, the entire character Dice, ranging from his intro, in which everyone goes slow mo [I think] around him, whilst Dice moves towards screen, with a slight bit of ghosting of some sort.  Incredibly funny cheesey stuff.

It was great to watch something so crap, and films like that and Breakdance inspired me to do the Musicals subject at uni in which I managed to work a video clip of Glitter [and various other poppy, crappy musicals] into my presentation.  The clips were horrible, but had that magical redeeming quality to them of 'this is so cheesy and crap, I'm actually laughing' which seems to work so much better than the people who make films and think that they are being funny, and really aren't.

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Neville

Dean, if you like cheesy music videos, you are going to love this. Yo'ull be the first in this board to see (and listen) to the great Haze, a Spanish rapper who thinks neither talent nor money are needed to helm a crappy music video.

http://rapidshare.de/files/9220034/Haze_-_Potencia_Pa_Tu_Carro_-_VideoClip.wmv.html

Enjoy!
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.