OT: Who else thinks Scott needs help with his Gigli fixation?

[trekgeezer]

Don't they have drugs for this kinda thing or are we going to have to resort to the straitjacket?

[Neville]

Not me. I respect other people's opinions and have never seen the film, so I could even like it myself when I see it.

(OK, now that he's not listening, I just bough two sets of straightjackets and 29 tickets for NJ, tell me were is the rendezbous point again, I forgot to write it down)

[Scott]

Hey ! .................I heard that Neville and Trek_Geezer.....................Don't have me use the Matrix to find you. With the Matrix I could unleash GIGLI on everyone throughout the world.

I'll do it I tell ya........I'll do it ! ! !

GIGLI could rule the world in a matter of 121 minutes . It's a secret weapon for world conquest. Below are all the vital statistics on this fine film. Just think in 23 more years it will be eligible for WOMBA TV !



Gigli (2003)

Directed by
Martin Brest

Writing credits (WGA)
Martin Brest (written by)


Genre: Crime / Comedy / Romance

Tagline: Murder. Blackmail. Temptation. Redemption. It's been a busy week. (more)

Plot Outline: A lowly thug falls in love with the lesbian who is sent to oversee his abduction job.

Cast overview, first billed only:
 
Ben Affleck ....  Larry Gigli
Terry Camilleri ....  Man in Dryer (as Terrence Camilleri)
David Backus ....  Laundry Customer
Lenny Venito ....  Louis
Robert Silver ....  Man in Debt
Luis Alberto Martínez ....  Adult Care Resident
Justin Bartha ....  Brian
Jennifer Lopez ....  Ricki
Christopher Walken ....  Det. Stanley Jacobellis
Todd Giebenhain ....  High School Kid #1
Brian Sites ....  High School Kid #2
Brian Casey ....  High School Kid #3
Les Bradford ....  High School Kid #4
David Bonfadini ....  High School Kid #5
Dwight P. Ketchum ....  High School Kid #6

Also Known As:
Tough Love (USA) (working title)
MPAA: Rated R for sexual content, pervasive language and brief strong violence.
Runtime: 121 min
Country: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Sound Mix: DTS / Dolby Digital / SDDS
Certification: Argentina:13 / Australia:M / Canada:14A / Finland:K-15 / Germany:12 / Ireland:18 / Norway:15 / Philippines:R-18 / Portugal:M/12 / Singapore:PG (cut) / South Korea:18 / Spain:13 / UK:15 / USA:R

Trivia: Ranked #1 on the Star Networks' 101 Biggest Celebrity Oops (2004).

Goofs: Revealing mistakes: When Starkman shoots Louis, the bullet hole in his forehead appears before the gun fires.

Quotes:
[first lines]
Larry Gigli: You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never know.


Awards: 7 wins & 3 nominations

[trekgeezer]

Okay, now I know we need the straitjacket and the drugs. It may take a while but I know the real Scott is still in there somewhere. Hopefully we can get him back.

[BeyondTheGrave]

trek_geezer Wrote:
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> Okay, now I know we need the straitjacket and the
> drugs. It may take a while but I know the real
> Scott is still in there somewhere. Hopefully we
> can get him back.
>
>
>

Hopefully but inspired by the "Dark Endings" thread we may have to KILL him...........

[odinn7]

I was thinking the same thing Rich...we just may need to off him to save his soul.
Too bad, I liked Scott.

[Menard]

If we off him, though, he is likely to come back as his other fixation: a nazi zombie. Then he'll go on to proclaim Jess Franco as a great director. Now that's truly sick.

[Neville]

odinn7 Wrote:
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> I was thinking the same thing Rich...we just may
> need to off him to save his soul.

Are you suggesting an exorcism?

[ThadC]

If you guys are planning to whack the poor guy, I cleaned my guns... ;)

[ulthar]

I'm not sure guns will be adequate to the task. This Gigli demon seems pretty resilient to the weapons of man.  We need to find an old book with the proper incantations and recipe for the destruction of such a vile, persistent beast.

The question I have is this: suppose we DO manage to exorcise the demon.  How will we ever be SURE?

(fade to black)

[Menard]

ThadC Wrote:
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> If you guys are planning to whack the poor guy, I cleaned my guns...


He beat us to it; he's already 'wacked'.

[dean]

Go Scott, run from the uneducated swine!!  We will mass, and then one day the world will be ours!!!!  Mwahahahahahhaha....

[ThadC]

Ok, so guns won't work... what then? Maybe my grandmother's cure-all of codliver oil, and horseraddish... that should do it.

[trekgeezer]

What we really need to do is lock Scott away (preferably in a straitjacket) tie him to a chair in front of a TV with a DVD changer. Then we must put our heads together and come up with the definitive list of Bad movies to make him watch. He really just needs re-education.


I'll start the list with a few of my favorites

The Angy Red Planet
Phantom from Space
Killers from Space
The Green Slime


Add what you think it take to snap Scott out of his delusional state.

[odinn7]

trek_geezer Wrote:
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> What we really need to do is lock Scott away
> (preferably in a straitjacket) tie him to a chair
> in front of a TV with a DVD changer. Then we must
> put our heads together and come up with the
> definitive list of Bad movies to make him watch.
> He really just needs re-education.
>
>
> I'll start the list with a few of my favorites
>
> The Angy Red Planet
> Phantom from Space
> Killers from Space
> The Green Slime
>
>
> Add what you think it take to snap Scott out of
> his delusional state.
>
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>
>


I don't know Trek, I think your idea may need more to it. Though it's good in principle, I think we should throw beatings in there too...ya know, just for assurance.