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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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chainsaw midget

Bikini Prison

Cannibal Airlines (some of you will arrive at your destination)

Monkey-Shark

Prequel to the First Time: Part III






Rev. Powell

DINOCANO

SHAOLIN BREAKDANCER

ASEXUAL SEDUCTION

POODLE EXORCIST
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

zombie no.one

A Knight At The Pawn Queen's Castle
please do not mock my potato.

pennywise37

first Blood part 4: Second blood to first Blood

Dr. Whom

Quote from: zombie no.one on June 16, 2021, 02:32:41 PM
Cursed Magical Woman Of The Beach (a.k.a Sand Witch)

Didn't Rose McGowan's character do things with sand in the Conan reboot? Perhaps you could pitch the Sand Witch as a spin off.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

kornula

Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 17, 2021, 03:56:17 PM
DINOCANO

SHAOLIN BREAKDANCER

ASEXUAL SEDUCTION

POODLE EXORCIST

Didn't Godfry Ho make "Shaolin Breakdancer" already?

Rev. Powell

#2677
JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in BAKED, NOT FRIED

JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in LIVE AND GET HIGH

JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in DR. 'DRO
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Dr. Whom

Another one from pulp magazine

I Led France's Flaming Dolls of Death
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

pennywise37

or it's sequel i led france's flaming dolls of life 

this one made for the kiddos

chainsaw midget

Batman vs Everyone Who's Not Batman

Prayer Group of the Living Dead

Half-Hitler Half-Piranha

No one escapes the Pit of Corn!

Werewolf Sock Hop

Evil Deodorant

Ctrl+Alt+Death!

pennywise37

batman Vs. the big gay Duo and their gay brothers and sisters

Rev. Powell

This is an actual bad movie title suggested in the October 1964 issue of "Playboy":

Hercules, Gidget and the Surfing High School Sex Kittens Rock Around the Clock with the Incredible Cycling Leatherneck of the Red Sea Dragstrip
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

pennywise37

or how about this The Bad lay of the century

Dr. Whom

Another one from the pulps

Killer Clams From Alpha Seven
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.