Dead Psychos From Neptune In The Valley Of The Rabbits
edit: theres a really similar thread down the page to this but I didn't see it, oh well. this is for movies that don't exist lol
Ok I got 5 ...
Godzilla vs The Zomibe Sluts from hell - It just sounds funny to me.
The Monster That Spit Cant Kill - Why did I write this? lol
Rambo vs Gamera - Oh boy no more Rambo movies get'em Gamera!
Freddy vs Jason vs Jaws - Yeah Right
The Goonies In Space - I want to see this!
Quote from: venomx on April 03, 2007, 11:04:11 PM
The Monster That Spit Cant Kill
nice :bouncegiggle:. the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational...
Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome
Quote from: sideorderofninjas on April 03, 2007, 11:35:42 PM
Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome
:teddyr:
Academy of the Living Dead
Roundworm
Meow!
The Eyes of Bruce Lee
FrankenFrog
The Curse of the Blood Moon
Critters vs. Munchies
Cabin in the Woods
People Meat
Harvest of Death
Meat Cleaver Massacre
Feast of the Wererats
BROWNOUT!
THEY CALL HIM THREE LEGS
ANGST AND TORPOR AT THE WAYNE MOTOR INN
Mutant Sex Crazed Wombats From Tokyo
Death above the Skyscrapers: Kaiju in New York
FRANKENSTIEN's ORGY of BLOODLUST
ORGASM of the SPACE VIRGINS
BLACULA vs. FRANKENKLAN
ROCKET to URANUS
BLOODSUCKING ZOMBIES of SATAN's SS
DR. JERKOFF and MISS NYMPHO
I WASa TEENAGE BOOGER EATER
I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")
Cheerleader Virgins of the Second Peloponnesian War
Fluffy - The Shatterer Of Worlds
The High School Slut Massacre
Attack of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space
and 1 year later
Queen of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space
and if they're successful at the box office, the opening of:
Zombie Teddy Bear Land at Disney World.
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 04, 2007, 06:53:24 AM
I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")
Isn't Cash Flagg in that? :wink:
...and a few more from myself...
GOOSEY NIGHTPOISONOUS : EXPIRATION DATE 2CHASTE TEENS DIE LASTTHE RIBALD ADVENTURES OF JESUS IN PALESTINE
...or How The Savior Ended Up In Jerusalem On His Ass
Okay, how's this?
Attack of the Killer Mutant Cannibal Zombie Leeches from Zartok-5 by way of the Negative Dimenison
BEYOND THE EDGE OF INFINITY THROUGH THE CORRIDOR OF TIME or HOW THE UNIVERSE BEGAN.
Directed by Stephen Hawking
5 more ...
Kill Now Or Die Later - It sounds good.
The Monster From Dead Semen - Oh nooo! What will it look like? lol
It's The Cannibal Rhinos That Can't See Well - funny funny stuff but true ... not ... !
Legend Of The Flying Cat From Hell - OOOOOO K with Pic ...
The Goonies Meet Dracula - I'm not sure about this one its Directed by Dr.Frankenstein
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The Thing from Devil's Marsh
Tarzan vs. Predator
The Mattress Factory Massacre
Devastation, Texas
Rockabilly Russians vs the MP3 Pirates of the Carribean
Interview with a Lampshade
Buggles the Were Rabbit
The Incredible Shrinkage (aka Damn It's Cold Outside!)
I was a Teenage Master Bai...wait, wait, that's not right
Fudge Pakt: San Francisco Detective
Soulrape
The Thing That Makes Things Die
Wedgie-saurus Rex
Chainsaw Lesbians on a PMS Rampage
The Thing That Ate EVERYTHING
And the sequil:
The Thing That BARFED Everything
And the next in this saga:
The Thing That Re-ate Everything
The Mind of a Zombie
Sequil:
The Mind of a Zombie on CRACK
another sequil:
The Mind of a Zombie in WITHDRAWS: Twelve Steps to Death
Female Zombie Nudists Outdoors in the Late Fall
Death by Waffle-Iron
Naked Lesbian Mutand Zombies versus Itialian Vampire Death-Squad Soldiers on the Planet of the Doomed Giant Tomato-Worm Infestation.
THE BABY SHAVERS
WE MUST FIND THOSE ORGANS!
OBJECTIVE PEORIA
LIGHTY TOASTED OFFERINGS
IN PRAISE OF SOCCER MOMS
SLACKJAW SWAMP b***hES ON THE RAMPGE
THE NARCOLEPTIC FIVE
DAY OF THE APHIDS
BRING ME THE HEAD OF SANJAYA MALAKAR (video release title: PITCHY!)
YAKS!
BLOODY HEMMOROIDS OF URANUS
MADHOUSE OF THE INSANE PSYCHOS
COMMUNION OF THE FLEASH EATERS
SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF RAW MEAT
THE BUTCHERS BLOODY MEATCLEAVERS
gRAVEYARDE OF THE DEAD
MORGUGE OF THE EMBALMERS
NIGHT OF THE NIGHT CRAWLERS
SABBATHOF THE BLOOD DRINKERS
QuoteTarzan vs. Predator
Dark Horse comic.
SUPER INVADERS FROM THE FOURTH DIMENSION
CORN BEEF HASH FROM HELL
ZOMBIE WEREWOLF VAMPIRES VS. DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S CALCAVADE OF CREATURES
FROM THE INNER MIND TO THE OUTER WORLD
TAKE A RIGHT TURN AROUND ANDROMEDA AND SWING A LEFT AROUND NEPTUNE.
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on April 04, 2007, 04:26:19 PM
QuoteTarzan vs. Predator
Dark Horse comic.
Really? Well, I was thinking it was an almost intuitive match, so it makes sense that someone had done something with the idea.
Here's some that have been floating around in my head for a while:
KomodoMan: Obviously the film would be about a Komodo Dragon/ Human crossbreed.
Godzilla Vs Gamera In Dimension X: No logic went into coming up with this.
Killer Cats From Mars: Instead of Klowns, we've got alien felines bringing death and devestation! I'd actually pay to see this.
The Passion of the Christ 2
Being Bill Cosby
Godfather vs. Scarface
I wish Godzilla Vs Gamera was real! wooo good stuff ...
Box Factory Massacre
I Ate the Zombie
Zombie Jail Bait
Blood Sucking Midgets from Darkside of the Moon
Bikini Chawisaw Werewolf Killers
The All New Adventures of Rain Man and Gump starring Adam Sandler and Pauly Shore
Kung Fu Zombies: Smack Armageddon 3000: The Musical
Return of the Last Revenge of the Alien Zombie's Subhumanoid Bride Lost in Time: the Final New Nightmarish Chapter in Space
PentaForce
5 uniquely talented martial-arts experts
unite to take on the crime lord who is responsible for the deaths
of their loved ones
C.B Banditz and the Computer Kid
Outlaw truckers team up with 12 year old whiz kid to take down
a corrupt Sheriff and the school bully
The Night of the Zombie Tulips
BlLOOD of the BLOODY BLOOD BLEEDERS
I EAT YOUR TOENAIL CLIPPINGS
SCAB EATERS from SCHOOL BUS 13
DONT LOOK IN the BASEMENT or OPEN the WINDOW in theLAST HOUSE on the LEFT on DEAD END ST
FACE PINCHING AUNTS from HELL
FEKAL: MONSTER from URANUS
REVENGE of the JEHOVAH WITNESSES ( They knock on your door...tell you "I'm agnostic!" and slam it on YOUR face!)
Carnival of the Trogladites
F.L.E.A.S. - (someone come up with a good acronym for this one!)
F.L.E.A.S.
Felines Leaving Earth Attending Saturn ? ... Grhhhh hrghhhh sorry lol ...
SHANKING STOOLIES
MORTAL KOMBAT 4 : INSERT COINS TO CONTINUE
BAYOU BOOTNOCKERS
A BITTER WIND BLOWS ON OLD MAN BUTTE
I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE IT
THAT"S KNUTE!
PATH TRAIN TO DISASTER
They chew!
Killer Omelets from Outer Space
Quote from: Susan on April 05, 2007, 07:03:55 PM
Carnival of the Trogladites
F.L.E.A.S. - (someone come up with a good acronym for this one!)
F. L. E. A. S.
Fatted leach eating alien spicegirls.
The End of the Beginning
Taste the Corpse of Dracula
Cattlefield Earth
I Am Sam vs. Rain Man
The Backyardigans: The Movie
Freaky Lustful East Asian Sluts
Barnabas Collins Vs. William Collins
(http://members.aol.com/bikorchid/ds123.jpg)...(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1475/collinsfu0.jpg)
Step into my parlor Ms. Evans...You can hardly be in doubt as to what I am about to propose my dear Ms. Elizabeth!
Uncanny, Eh? I'm picturing a good "I kick ass for the lord!" redux.
DARK SHADOWS CAST UPON STRANGE PARADISE
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PETS
I WALKED WITH A MUMMY'S BRIDE
BLACULA VS. BLACKENSTEIN
THE BRAIN THAT ATE THE WORLD
Quote from: JaseSF on April 06, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
DARK SHADOWS CAST UPON STRANGE PARADISE
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PETS
I WALKED WITH A MUMMY'S BRIDE
BLACULA VS. BLACKENSTEIN
THE BRAIN THAT ATE THE WORLD
I had actually considered BLACULA vs. BACKENSTIEN...weird...!Or not. Warped minds think alike..that's why we're all here,I rekon.
The Dead Are Coming To Dinner
Teenage Braineater
Don't Knock At Death's Door
Terror and Lust at the Black Museum of Vampire Vixens
I was a Teenage Horror Movie Freak Who Didn't get Laid Untill the age of 23 and Ended Up an Alchoholic and Failed Cartoonist Untill I Finally Comitted Suicide ,Died,Went to Hell, and Came back as a Zombie That Challeged the World!!!! Starring John Carridine,Cameron Mitchell, and a cast of more! :teddyr:
Openly Gay Dwarves In The Valley Of The She-Males
There's another idea for a post. An acronym "fake movie title" (like F.L.E.A.S. earlier posted) and everyone comes up with b-movie themed acronym title for it.
I used to love Monstervision when they had the caption contest. They would take clip from a movie and everyone came up with captions for it
BLOOD OF THE GHASTLY FIENDS
GHOULS, GHOSTS, GOBLINS... GOOD GOD!
JOURNEY TO THE EDGE OF INFINITY AND BEYOND
IT STALKS THE NIGHT! IT WANTS YOUR SOUL!
MONSTER FREAKS FROM MARS
EARTH VS. THE OLD ONES
What about "Slave Women from the House of Pancakes?"
"Regurgiman" Half man, half vomit!
"Gummy Bears VS. Las Vegas!"
MATCHGAME OF DEATH
... or Pardon me m'am, your knife is slitting my blank!
I was an Alien Abductee for the F.B.I.
Star Wreck, Boobie Prize
Donuts of Doom
Musicals-
Zombie on the Roof
Guys and Daleks
Clone Me Kate
Quote from: moravec on April 07, 2007, 08:36:57 AM
Musicals-
Guys and Daleks
With a grand finale of 'Exterminate! Exterminate!'
Keeping within my previous theme of sweets:
Marshmallows from Mars!
AN INEXPERIENCED SPERMATOZOON ASKING DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST FALLOPIAN TUBE
MONSTERS TO BE PITIED, MONSTERS TO BE DESPISED
I WOKE UP WHEN THE WORLD ENDED
BIKER BABES VS. THE MARTIANS
IT CAME FROM THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH
ATTACK FROM ATLANTIS or THEY CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA
How about a couple from south of the border:
Santo contra Los Conejos Gigantes del Infierno
La Momia Azteca va a Marte
La Maldición de los Abogados Muertos sin Ojos
Jesus vs. the Martians (Sequel to Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)
Invasion of the Psychoids
Hippie Vampires from Hell
Jason vs. Dracula
Dr.Jeckyll vs. Mr.Hyde
Assault of the 4D Vampire
Brain Pirates from Venus
Brain Spiders from Mars
I wanted to mention that I quite like some of the titles that have been suggested, especially with a bit of cutting:
It Wants Your Soul!
The 4D Vampire
Brain Spiders
Bra-less Biker Babes From Hell
(If such a movie ever gets made, I'll probably go and see it)
Quote from: Shadowfyre on April 07, 2007, 01:03:57 PM
How about a couple from south of the border:
Santo contra Los Conejos Gigantes del Infierno
La Momia Azteca va a Marte
La Maldición de los Abogados Muertos sin Ojos
out of curiosity I put those thru one of those free-translator thingys...
QuoteSaint against The Gigantic Rabbits from the Hell
The Aztec Mummy goes to Mars
The Curse of the Dead Lawyers Without Eyes
lol :thumbup:
How about:
That One Thing From Somewhere Or Sometime?
If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS
The MAN WHO USED HIS HEAD for a HAT RACK
The BOY WHO COULDN"T TELL SH*T form APPLEBUTTER
The MAN with CAST IRON BALLS
I FIXED MY CAR WITH BALING WIRE AND SPIT!
MY WAY OR the HIGHWAY
YOU WORK LIKE OLD PEOPLE F@CK
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 09, 2007, 04:23:52 PM
If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS
I think I saw the remake
THE YOUNG MAN WHO COULDN'T FIND HIS ASS WITH TWO HUNTIN' DOGS AND A FLASHLIGHT! :teddyr:
Creepy Crotch Crickets from Cerius-7.
Ripsaw 3: The Rise of Reverend Pinky.
March of the Battle Midget Brigade.
Squirrels ... They're not so cute to Billy any more.
Cotexman ... The most absorbent man alive.
OJ -- The Musical
Death Takes A Personal Day
You! It's What's For Dinner!
What The Hell IS That?
The Bloody Hell Of Auntie Flo
The Loneliness Of The Long-Fingered Strangler
Rainbow Brite in Thrill-Kill Mama
Quote from: Javakoala on April 09, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
OJ -- The Musical
*...If The Glove Doesn't Fit /
Then You Must Aquit...*
laa, la-la
Your Mother Ate My Dog
(Yes, I know it's a quote, but a great title nevertheless.)
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 09, 2007, 04:23:52 PM
If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS
The MAN WHO USED HIS HEAD for a HAT RACK
The BOY WHO COULDN"T TELL SH*T form APPLEBUTTER
The MAN with CAST IRON BALLS
I FIXED MY CAR WITH BALING WIRE AND SPIT!
MY WAY OR the HIGHWAY
YOU WORK LIKE OLD PEOPLE F@CK
LMAO!! :thumbup: My dad's titles would have been:
The Boy Who Went To School To Only Eat His Lunch
The Boy Who Thought Money Grew On Trees
The Boy Who Was As Useless As A Milk Bucket Under A Bull
How about bad movie title cliche's
Just run! The engine won't start
The Creature after women tripping and falling!
Killer Cats leaping from Cupboards
Only virgins live
Never sigh relief, he's behind you
BEWARE: Beautiful women who want your ugly a$$ are really vampires
12 year olds who survive monster attacks
Quote from: Susan on April 10, 2007, 05:42:13 PM
How about bad movie title cliche's
Only virgins live
Great idea. In fact, how about "Don't Eat the Reporter!" for a title?
Buzz words are key. You want people to come and see your crappy movie so the title needs to be better than the sum of its parts. The title needs to be three or four words so people will remember it. This rule also applies to local rock and punk bands. :teddyr: For instance. you need to have "blood" somewhere in the title.
"Blood Rage"
"The Color of Blood"
"Blood Diamond" :bouncegiggle:
"Dead" could take the place of another word in the title.
"Born and Dead"
"Fistful of Dead"
"Early to Dead Early to Rise"
If its cliche's you want heres a favorite of mine:
BEWARE: Everyone has a Zippo!
WHAT THE?...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
THE GHOULISH MONSTER OF GHASTLY GROTTO
SPACED OUT VENUSIAN BEACH PARTY
HORROR OF THE BLOOD FIENDS
THE DAY THE WORLD FROZE
VenomX!!
I want to see The Legend of The Flying Cats From Hell!!
Good Lawd, all of these titles are very very funny --
And accurate!
This thread has gone on so long already that many things I could have said are already done so --
RAT STRANGLERS COME TO SUPPER!!
COME!! FEED THE DEAD WOMBATS!!
. . . and . . . my very very favorite ever . . .
5000 Geek Points to the first person to identify this and why:
SIC GORGIANUS ALLOS SUBJECTUS NUNC!! . . . starring Raul Julia . . .
peter johnson/denny film geek
Quote from: Andrew on April 04, 2007, 11:56:16 AM
The Thing from Devil's Marsh
Tarzan vs. Predator
The Mattress Factory Massacre
Devastation, Texas
Hate to break it to ya, but Dark Horse did TARZAN Vs. PREDATOR.Not a bad on, mind you...
ZOMBIES IN LOVE.
POSTMASTER OF THE DEAD.
DON'T GO IN THE HALL CLOSET.
TUPPERWARE OF THE BLIND DEAD.
WINNE THE POO AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
WHEN A STRANGER E-MAILS.
WEREWOLF?
DEATHSCREAM OF THE CARE BEARS.
Predators From Beyond The Grave
Hatesphere: World Of Pain
Beast Creatures From Beyond The Sun
Terror Beast From Beyond Fear
Hell Monsters From Space
Hermaphrodite- God/Goddess Of Love
Killer Ducks From Arizona
"Space pilgrims and the quest for Zarthearax's grave."
"She-creatures from Uranus."
"Teenage communist."
"Attack of the giant tapeworms."
"Hippie massacre."
"Two words: Lust."
You are on the menu!
Blood in the Castle of Death
Don't Sniff the Sheets!
Albino Leeches- They Suck, Big Time!
Daughter of the Moon
What's With the Children?
Butt Munchers From Channel Cat Sex
Hey, we could amalgamate existing titles.. like,
Incredibly Mixed-up Zombies Who Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
or
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Who Is Harry Kellerman And Who Could Kill A Child?
DEBBIE DOES THE LIVING DEAD
GHOULS IN THE GARAGE
BRUCE CAMPBELL'S BIG ADVENTURE
BRAIN EATING BEAUTY QUEENS
NIGHT OF THE LESBIAN DEAD
NICK THE VAMPIRE SLAYER VS. THE GAY VAMPIRE WITCH (a.k.a Twilight)
SPONGEBOB'S S&M PARTY
LLOYD KAUFMAN'S GREATEST HITS VOL. 1
THE BRAIN EATING BRAINS FROM NEXT DOOR
INCEST : A LOVE STORY
ATTACT OF THE ATOMIC ASPARAGUS
DOROTHY DOES MUNCHKINLAND
HELLO KITTY'S KILLING SPREE
THE MUPPETS VS. THE EVIL DEAD
A BILLION BAD MOVIES : The Will Smith Story
Michael Bay Presents THE EVIL DEAD
LLOYD KAUFMAN'S CHRISTMAS WISH
ALL IN THE FAMILY : The Mckenzie Phillips Story
SHIA LEBOUF'S BIG ADVENTURE
LITTLE PRINCESS 3 : Escape From Polanski's Castle
ROSIE O'DONNELL'S SEX TAPE
HERCULES VS. THE HULK
REVENGE OF THE RADIOACTIVE RATS
HILLBILLY HOLIDAY SPECIAL
SATANIC SEX DROIDS FROM SATURN
This List Could Keep Going And Going And Going!
night of the evil death sucking monsters from the 10th planet that killed my friends and family!
Twilight Of The Unholy Buttsuckers
Quote from: DCA on April 03, 2007, 11:27:41 PM
Quote from: venomx on April 03, 2007, 11:04:11 PM
The Monster That Spit Cant Kill
nice :bouncegiggle:. the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational...
im confused, are we naming pornos?
This has probably been mentioned before:
How about: Alone In The Dark In The House Of The Dead?
:buggedout: :buggedout:
Truck Meat - a hi octane cannibal comedy
Bruce Lee vs Jack The Ripper - The Whitechapel Butcher meets the Fist of the East
Indiana Jones and the Disappearing Script - self explanatory
Quentin Tarantino's You Die Joe! - the pacific theater companion piece to Inglorious Basterds
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Of The Spiders: Harrison Ford and Shatner team up to eradicate the 8-legged population! I would watch this!
Howard the Duckman: Duckman's real name is Howard. He falls in love with a rock star and his sister-in-law, Bernice, disapproves. What the hell are YOU staring at???
The Abominable Dr. Giggles: Dr. Anton Giggles plays organ music and unleashes deadly plagues on Portland teens while giggling.
This one might sound humorous but if it was real it would be terrifying: Attack of the Giant Sperm!
I always thought it be cool to have a slasher movie involving candy: The Tootsie Pop Killer. I can just imagine a giant tootsie pop with somebody's head in the middle. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Sleepyskull on November 27, 2009, 07:59:08 AM
This one might sound humorous but if it was real it would be terrifying: Attack of the Giant Sperm!
I always thought it be cool to have a slasher movie involving candy: The Tootsie Pop Killer. I can just imagine a giant tootsie pop with somebody's head in the middle. :bouncegiggle:
...and we have a winner in the Freudian Poster Child Contest! :bouncegiggle:
FEAST OF THE BLOOD LOBSTERS
PIGEON NIGHTMARE
PAINFACE
sally's satanic supper
Flesh Mask Of The Monkey God
The Go Go Gods With Sexual Dysfunction.
Glucose The Destroyer.
Giant Rats With Oral Herpes.
Jason Vs Bigfoot.
The Zombie's Bride.
legend of the killer thing from the haunted desert of death in 3-d
My dime...
Topless Robot
Plot: A new super spy thriller, staring galactic secret agent Roger Max.
Singing with a Rubber Ducky
Plot: A comedy about a man, his odds in winning American Idol and his talented Rubber Duck, that sings to him in the bathtub.
Heated Bones
Plot: A typical camper story doing typical camper things (like playing nude Monopoly), except these campers walked thru an alien toxic gas that heats up their bones and slowly melt their flesh.
Anti-Fire
Plot: An Alien Terrorist is blackmailing the Earth. Roger Max have less then 7 days to stop the Alien Terrorist or the Aliens will smother the flames on the sun.
Quarter Dead
Plot: Kung Fu movie with no plot but lots of slow motion kicks.
The Easter Egg Hunting Massacre
Plot: Crazed Serial killer dressed as the Easter Bunny. [This story has your typical 28 year olds playing teen agers and a few 18 year olds playing the children]
They call me Steven Seagal
Plot: An overweight comicbook nerd looks and sounds almost like Steven Seagal.
Into the Folds of Space
Plot: Roger Max's third movie, this time he must find the space satellite that has passed thru Hell before somebody else does.
HENRY LEE LUCAS' HAPPY HOLIDAY SPECIAL
ZOMBIES VS. LOBSTERMEN
THE MAD MONKEY MURDERS
DRACULA'S DEADLY DISEASE
ZOMBIES VS. NINJAS
CULT OF THE KILLER CRABS
Quote from: metalmonster on November 27, 2009, 07:26:36 PM
ZOMBIES VS. NINJAS
That actually exists lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094384/
"Blonde Slut Cheerleaders from the 69th Dimension" (no...i would not be in it)
"Attack of the Butterfaces"
HUNGRY HUNGRY KITCHEN APPLIANCES
THE G-STRING MURDERESS
I WAS A TEENAGE TRANSVESTITE NAZI FRANKENSTEIN
And forgive me if the following is in overly-poor taste...
STALINIST CANNIBAL BULIMICS ("purge...then binge!")
Taste Of The Panther
Monkey holocaust
I can't think of any titles, but I've always thought it would be funny to expand on all of the holiday-specific b-movies, like "Santa's Slay" or "New Years Evil" etc. but for all the lesser holidays, like Groundhog's Day, Veteran's Day, Labor Day, President's Day, or even Arbor Day if you want to get really obscure. Maybe someone with a better imagination can come up with some titles.
DAWN OF THE DEAD: THE MUSICAL ON ICE!
(I guess that's more of a performance, though)
and then there is the script I helped write in college, but never filmed:
EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS
How about this? Robert Holocaust?
Thumbs up to the people who get the inside joke. :wink:
Abbot and Costello meet Mervin Karnol, CPA
Chimps Stole my Dignity
The Agonizing Torture Chamber of the Confessional Lutherans
It Came From Someplace Unknown/Traditionally Scary Location
Hitler's Last Zeppelin Race
Clown Massacre 4000: The Betty White Story
Help, The Hobos Have Unionized!
Return of the Holiday Themed Serial Killer
Santa Claus vs. Aaron Burr 2: Spring Break
At Some Point A Character has Graphic Sex with Joe Don Baker (movie banned in countries that observe all 5 senses).
Buxom Machinegun-Toting Beach Babes in the Prehistoric Valley of Tears
Mutant Zombies From Mars
The Toe Nail Eaters
Blood Snorting Hookers
Blood Snorting Hookers II: The Crackdown
The Mud That Ate People
How about UNDERARM TERRORS?
Weasels Ripped My Demon Lover
Slugs: The Musical
Humanoids From Deep River
* Skin Eaters IV: Alien Spore from the Deep
* Halloween XXV: Ring the Doorbell and Run
* Frankenstein and the Seven Nubile Virgins
* Ace Ventura: It Burns When I Pee
* Bela Lugosi meets a Brooklyn Pusher
* 2099: Malibu Barbie in Nuke City
* Texting While Driving: Hell on Wheels
* Alien vs. Predator vs. Harvey Fierstein
* Wes Anderson: Live, Raw, and Nude
* Don't Go in the Closet Because Your Damned Christmas Presents are in There and I'll Bring Them All Back to the Store, You Spoiled Little Bastard
* Egg Nog and Milk: Mucus in My Throat
* Schoolyard Killer 2: One, Two, Three, Red Light!
Quote from: The Burgomaster on December 01, 2009, 04:44:55 PM
2099: Malibu Barbie in Nuke City
That sounds like my perfect movie! :thumbup:
Quote from: Circus Circus on December 01, 2009, 04:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on December 01, 2009, 04:44:55 PM
2099: Malibu Barbie in Nuke City
That sounds like my perfect movie! :thumbup:
Something about the thought of Barbie in a mini skirt, thigh-high boots, and a torn shirt, running through the ruins blasting mutants with a rail gun makes me feel all tingly inside . . .
Something Topless This Way Comes
Now if that don't sell a movie...
Thong of death
death by sex
Day of the Knight
Zombie Tofuman Eaters
Adventures of the Zygote Slayer
Pus People
Feather Duster Massacre
The Itcher
Sdrawkcab
Dr. Smack
I Eat Your Gum
The Day Things Went Fairly Well
The Colon that Time Forgot
i spit on your food
Quote from: Criswell on December 02, 2009, 05:23:53 PM
i spit on your food
Funny! The plot could involve a disgruntled employee who, after getting a particularly rude customer, spits toxic saliva into their order. The customer turns into a monster and infects everyone it can get its spit on.
Maybe we're overdue for another killer dog/cat movie. Let's call it "Pawed People". :teddyr:
Quote from: Criswell on December 02, 2009, 05:23:53 PM
i spit on your food
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
"Naked Hairy Ladies versus Drunk Horny Chickens"? :buggedout: :buggedout:
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Sounds like a fetish video! :smile:
A Nightmare On Sesame Street
Children get to count along with Freddy as he dispatches the muppet populace. One! Ha ha ha! Two! Ha ha ha! Three! Ha ha ha!!!
McAwesome's journey through the land of the cyborg demons
Laser Adventure: The Reckoning
I drink your milkshake
The Cyber-Lair Of Dr. Zero
Quote from: Cthulhu on December 03, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
I drink your milkshake
That would make a great T.W.B.B. sequel.
Psycho Ninjas Attack: Washington D.C.!
Psycho Cheerleaders!
Pocket Cheerleader Ninjas
Godzilla vs. Every Godzilla Enemy!
Robot Monster 2
Troll 4
Psycho Babies
need more? :buggedout:
Day Of The Falling Birds**t
Deadly Stench of the Beefy Farts
Horror of the Fat Nudists
Night Of The Beaver Snatcher
It's actuallly James Rolfe's idea, but how about :"Santa Claus pwns the internet"?
PSYCHO BABY NINJAS
The All-Engulfing Mass From Beyond Outer Space
International Space Station Ninja Invasion
Smothered by Sludge: Return of the Smog Monster
Battle Beneath the Stars
Space Vixens Meet the Space Ball All-Stars
the toxic slug that can turn into antthing that it wants to be and can kill human with it's toxic spit!
Police Academy vs. Reno 911
Freddy Got Fingered By Jason
Dude, Where's My Cars That Ate Paris?
Tomato Warriors from Zarven-V
Sick Puppy 2: The ASPCA Connection
A Night at Uncle Bill's
Pete, The Killer Budgie
IT CAME FROM MY LOCKER
Zombie Buzzards From the 5th Dimension
Humans for Supper, Bugs for Dessert
There's Something in the Basement, and it Smells
The Toxic Slug
Iron Eagle 47: The Eagle Has Alzheimers
Attack of the cow s**t!
RAMBO VS. THE UNDEAD
ZOMBIE TERMINATORS
THE DRAGON MASTERS VS. THE SPACE OVERLORDS
MICRO MACHINE TERROR
THE ATOMIC JELLYFISH INFESTATION
Possessed By the Demon Chicken
O'Ryan: The Hunter (Joe Don Baker plays by his own rules, sucker punches a lot of pimps)
Death Hunters
SOMETHING GOES BOOM!
Brain Pirates from Venus
Brain Spiders from Mars
Cowboy, Alligator, and the Queen Versus the Killer Bees
My 10 year old nephew offered the following title yesterday, without being prompted:
JIM THE SEWER COP
Tiny: The Friendly T-Rex
The non gorey gore movie ever!
Wolfman Jones & The Flower Power Cereal Patrol
Cap'n Crunch Vs. Wendall
Mutant Masochists
Psycho 5
Hillbilly Clowns
Hillbilly Clowns II: In the City
Typewriter Assassin
Revenge of the Teenage Zombie Ninjas
the ZOMBIE! FISH!!!
Revenge of the ZOMBIE! FISH!!!
Death Knocks Three Times
Countdown to Infinity
Tiny Trolls in the Valley of Vampire Vixens
Blood Couch
Christmas at Riker's
Goblins 2
Batman and Robin 2
There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch
Hemmorhoids From The Deep
Butt Pirates of Cutthroat Island ~or~ Deepthroat Island starring Linda Lovelace
Slow Times at Ridgemont Special Ed Academy
Showgirls vs. Catwoman
Malcolm X Meets Jason X
Quote from: Circus Circus on January 13, 2010, 01:44:39 PM
There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch
OK, but now you have to make up a bad movie title.
HI-YO!
The Day the Earth Puked!
Hitler vs Dracula
Ceiling Fan Massacre
Legend of the Topless Ninja
Attack of the Killer Potatoes!
Atomic Barnacles Attack Las Vegas
Chunks Of Baloney In Lime Kool Aid vs The Rocket Powered Train Boat
The Liver from Planet Karcus
The Mutated Potatoes
Master Clown
Evil Clown vs. Dracula vs. Frankenstein vs. Hitler vs. Gilman vs. The Brain from Planet Arous vs. Circus circus
The Haz team vs. Trevor's Underwear :buggedout:
Tales From Nowhere
Between Two Things
The Incomprehensible Apprehensible Non-Entity from Beyond Nowhere
Beware the Sinister Slayers
Cycle Gods From Beneath the Sea
Aliens From Beyond Time and Infinity
The Bronze Goddess of the Ancient Lost Mu Tribe
Death of the Dragon Ninja: The Return
The Bionic Beast from the Year One Billion
Werewolf Hunters
MUTANOID!
Lizardsaurus Rex
Blood Thirsty Sharks in Outer Space
Robofirefighter
Niffleton: the Awkward Boy Who Learned how to Fly
Space-fight: the Battle of Opposing Forces
The Grumbling Grandpas
Satan's Accountant
IRKOK: Swordwarrior
IRKOK 2: Battlefighter
IRKOK 3: Kingruler
Gigantard Vs. Humongoloid
Metamorpho-Wolf
Pointy Teeth: Dracula in the Night
FrankenStalin
Angry Dogs
Gumbo Feet: the Mobster King-Pin
The Spicy Winds of Kung Foo
Halbert the Homosexual Hybrid Car
R.O.T.O.R. 2
The Blue Slime
The Revenge of Circus circus
The Libidoids
The Deadly Gerbils
Penis of Evil
Anal Vengeance
Invasion Of The Invading Invaders
Colonel Sanders vs The Colossal Atomic Chicken
Lobotomy man vs Retard man
Quote from: Mr. Bronson on January 20, 2010, 03:38:10 PM
Lobotomy man vs Retard man
I'd definitely watch that one! Hide the shiny objects!
Bedtime For Bonzo 2 : The Armageddon
Savage Island All Stars vs. A Mongoloid Mummy
Highlander VI: The Crappening
Muppets In Hell
Billy Mays vs. Dracula
Triassic Park - the Jurassic Park prequel
Jesus Christ-Nazi Hunter
Breakfast With The Living Dead
Coffin Fresh
James Cameron's Abbatoir - The Ultimate Blood Spattered 3-D Spectacular
Gargamel Und Azrael - A Love Story
Vatican City Chainsaw Massacre.
Japan's Insane Psychos Breakout!
The Fur Fighters REVENGE
Jaws 5: The Revenge pt.2
Voyage to the Temple of the Doomed
Butcher of Frankenstein
The Thing that Ate the World
Night of the Moose
Cyborgs of Sin
Blackmageddon (alternate title: Black Apocalypse)
Rampage Of The Radioactive Belly Button Lint
Where Are Is Dem Dar Thingies Going At Froms Goings From
Sasquatch Battles A Tea Cozy
attack of the psychotic cows
The Toe Jam Picnic Massacre
The surfers massacre
the diner and the bar love story
ATTACK OF THE PSYCHOTIC MONKEYS! :buggedout: :buggedout:
Mongolian Death Worm vs The Bermuda Triangle
Blood Lust Rage Of Hello Kitty
Steve Irwin vs The Stingray
Quote from: Mr. Bronson on January 22, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
Steve Irwin vs The Stingray
Go and pitch that to his widow and daughter...
The Grim Reaper vs The Post Office Clerk
Hillbilly Grand Master Chess Champions Battle The Martian Navy
Invasion Of The Used Car Dealers
Donkey Dope
Donkey Dope- The Revenge of The Eyes
Donkey Dope- King Dope's Downfall
Donkey Dope Vs. Psychotic Monkeys and Insane Cows! :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Super Mario Bros: The Musical
Alien Prostate
Zombies Who Stopped Eating Human Brains And Tried To Become Productive Members Of Society By Taking Jobs As Accountants But Found That Being Slow-Moving, Gut-Muching Members Of The Undead Was More Exciting So They Went Back To Being Zombies
Circus Circus on Ice
Circus Circus on Ice: The Musical
Manos: The Hands of Fate Musical
Quote from: Bull on January 23, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
Circus Circus on Ice
Circus Circus on Ice: The Musical
Manos: The Hands of Fate Musical
I'd like to see Manos: The Hands Of Fate On Ice, but I don't think Torgo could handle ice skates. :teddyr:
The Ultimate Horror : Ten Thousand Barking Poodles
If I Ate Myself Would I Be Twice As Big Or Disappear Completely
Brain Maggots
Attack of TORGO
Don't know if someone said this one before but: Attack of the Underpants 2: Trevor Strikes Back!
The Valiant that wouldn't die!!!!
my '66 valiant won't
The Microwave From Hell
The Curse From Beyond The Grave
Don't Go Down In There
Don't Go In The Bathroom After Roseanne Barr
Misanthropic Lycanthrope
the terror of Liposuction!
Attack of the PSYCHOTIC CLOWN!!!!!!!!!
Jellyfish on a Ferris Wheel
The Face Eating Parasitic Head
Ramming Screwdrivers Into Eyes : A Love Story
It Came From Under the Soap Dish
The Monster from Outer Space
Zombie Cannibal Girls
Steam Engine Powered Snowman of Atlantis
The Sea Monkeys vs The Chia Pets
Comatose Man vs The Corpse
It came out of my anus
Kulack: The Dragon Tamer
Miller Killer
The Candy-cane Killer Strikes Back, Again! part 3
Hypnotizing Lobsters For Fun and Profit
A Human Without A Brain Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle
Tarzan vs The 50 Caliber Machinegun
Tarzan vs The Hula Dancers from Coconut Island
Enter Title Here! The Movie
Memoirs of a Coprophiliac
Elvis Impersonators from Mars
Attack of the Mutant Cheerleaders
Gone Fishin', Come Back Later
Quote from: Bull on January 14, 2010, 07:04:50 PM
Attack of the Killer Potatoes!
This already exists :bluesad:
Gary Coleman's Dracula
Crank 3: He Lives yet Again!
Kille Me, Kiss Me
Beware the Silly Putty
Frying Bacon In The Nude
The Spanish Inquisition vs The Night Vision Midgets
Dance Of The Burning Monkeys
The Good Fairies and Elves of Brimwood vs. the Evil Imps of the Nether Regions
Thunder Death Machines of the 40th Century
Cry Havoc: Blood of the Werewolves
Rangu: the Atomic Lizard
Escape of the Space Creature from the Fourth Dimension
Quote from: xJaseSFx on January 26, 2010, 04:04:47 PM
The Good Fairies and Elves of Brimwood vs. the Evil Imps of the Nether Regions
Thunder Death Machines of the 40th Century
Cry Havoc: Blood of the Werewolves
Rangu: the Atomic Lizard
Escape of the Space Creature from the Fourth Dimension
Those sound like great movies to me, except for the first one. :bouncegiggle:
Jungle Slaughter
Mummy vs Werewolf
The Deadly Dr. Deranged
Cannibals from the 9th Dimension
Bikini Girls Must Die
The Dark Secret of Clowns
Skin Collector
Dr. Jekyll in the Year 1 Million
Psycho 5
Night of the Living Tomatoes
Night of the Evil Brains
Quote from: Chainsawmidget on January 26, 2010, 06:54:47 PM
Bikini Girls Must Die
Why??? :bluesad: + :wink:
Trevor's Underpants 2: Revenge of the Frayed Elastic. :buggedout:
Nor Yenooc: Across The Desert
The Deadly Balls
Terror Of Smurf Village
Orgy Of The Cucumbers
Incineration of the Mermaid Princess
Subterranean Turkeyonoids Of The Ionosphere
Is It Further To Australia Than By Bus??
Sinister Slitherings of the Swindling Seductress
The ABC's Of Cooking Long Pig
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Highlander 2: The breastening.
Black Rain: The Porno, AKA Yellow Rain
attack of the sperm thing
1. Attack of the swimming fish
2. Octapu SS of the 3th Reich
3. Ninja spaceship aka. Shuriken from Mars
Brenda Star vs. the Space Squid
Beware the Stare of the Evil Stuffed Bear
Planet of the Flesh Eating Devils
Blood Dragons of Lemuria
The Blazing Amazon Ninjas from Atlantis
To Live & Die In Sc**thorpe
Holy Rollers Rock The Discotheque Of Death
It Came from Planet Horror 2: Horror in tha Hood
Infomercial: the Movie
(those two are actually titles for two of my films)
Plus these two popped in my head...
The Soulful Melodies of the Hemorrhoid Chicken Goddess
My Other Testicle is Henry the 9th
The Diabolical Vertical Horizontal Diagonal Peanut Butter Sandwich Creature Monsters From The Planet Glorp Glump Of The Zylfoj Galaxy Sector 254875 That Came To Planet Earth By Means Black Hole Molecular Induction Via Synergetic Space Craft Transportation Vehicles For The Nefarious Purpose Of Earthling Beverage Containment System Monopolization Control And Neuro Linguistic Programming Of Humanoid Minds To Harness The Collective Unconscious Mind Energy Of Humanity To Power And Project An Existentialist Theocratic Oligarchic Death Ray Apparatus Weapon Against Their Mortal And Supernatural Enemies The Horrifying Zxqpdkmertn Peoples Who Have Places All Over The Place And Go Fast Because They Are Able To Do So Due To Their Power Source Being Cheeseburgers In The Mortal Realm And In The Supernatural Realm They Are Powered By The Raw Energy Derived From The Condemned Souls Of Mad Scientists All The While The Great Architect Of The Universe Sits In The Capstone Of The Pyramid And With His All Seeing Eye He Sees All And Softly Whispers To Himself The Words Oh Foolish Man What Can You Be Made Not To Believe
Siege on Sasquatch Mountain
At Midnight the Beast Must Kill!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame in L.A.
Bloodthirsty Nymphos vs the Cyber Samurai
100 Reasons to Murder
Hockey Mask: The Rise of Vincent Orffman
To the Devil... A Mammoth
A Voodoo Alligator in Paris
Horny Aliens From Planet Schlong
Radioactive Hamsters And The Habitrail Of Hell
Ballerina Zombies
Large-Breasted, Blonde and Completely Clueless
The Restaurant Massecre
Space Mutiny 2
The Giant Claw 2 in 3-D!
Bat Creatures to the Max
Mutant Men and the Golden Women of El Dorado
Rotting Flesh Fiends From Hell
Nazi-Killers! The Rose and Her Fighting Battalion
The Monster of the Depths Awakened From Slumber Waits For You
The Psychedelectable World of L. S. Me (1969)
Sixty-Nine and You: An Education Film
Cleavage Maidens From Beyond
Enema Of Doom
All I want for Christmas is my Period
Steven Segal vs. The Surly Crack Babies of Pubic Amazonia
Planet Compton
Superbabies 3: Attack of the s**t monster!
My Life as Jim Varney's Erection
John Doe Massacre
music a go go
Micro Ninjas
Psychotic aliens from Neptune
Legion of the Demogoblins vs. The Cute Little Elves
Return of the Deep Sea Diver From Beyond the Sea
Details of a Secret Alien Invasion Inside Our Bodies
Redhead Rhonda and Her Big Bad Wolf Gang
Captain Iron and The Top Secret Submarine Spider Thing
QuoteLarge-Breasted, Blonde and Completely Clueless
I think I've seen that movie *spoiler* That man wasn't really their Pool man.
Prelude to the Summer of My Melancholy Youth with the Abominable Snowman
Cyborg Jungle
The Tarot of Dr. Tingler
The Sharkman of Blood Falls
the ugliest monster day ever
the incredibly boring people who became human targets just to have a good time and be famous?!!!!?
"Nigel Woodley And His Double Decker Gunbus Of The Apocalypse"
George W. Bush, the daily life
Survive Monster Island (starring badmovies.org users)
The Brains From Planet Arous vs. The Zombie Horde
It! The Monster From Space vs. The Howling Mad Werewolf
Journey to the Depths of Jupiter's Moon
Rock 'n' Roll Wrestling Women vs. The Asian Ghost Girl
The Invisible Alien From the Void That Tried to Consume the World
The old VHS instructional vids...
"Hunting with Dick Chaney"
The Conquering Killer Mutant Martian Ostrich Army That Attaked Earth
INTERDIMENSIONAL SANDWICH!!
Armed, Fully Breasted and Dangerous
Hooves: Horses Of Death
The Deadly Nipples
Brain Munchers From the Netherworld Forbidden Zone
Details of the Diabolical Devices Devised By Demons
Swallowed Whole: Down the Black Hole
Return of the Black Pirates From Beyond
Dinosaur Warriors in the Lost Universe
Juggalos Must Die!
The Creeping Feces
Satan's Handicapped Children
Night Of The Sodomizing Aliens
Behind Pretty Curtains Lurks Doom
The Malformed Werewolves That Smash Your Face In
Speeding Down the Interdimensional Gateway To Certain Doom
Prick of the Needled Rose Thorn
Battle Inside the Red Hot Sun
Roger and His Ramrod Robots vs. The Growing Gelatinous Mass
The Human Calculator & His Iron Machines
INTERDIMENSIONAL SANDWICH 2: EXTRA MAYO!!
Marsha Is A Madwoman
Treacle Toffee Wizard Wars
Analiens
The Mutant Nuns
Blood On Satan's Crotch
Joan Crawford's 3-D Special
Soylent Green 2- Rock em' Sock em' Betty Crock em'
Polyps Of Evil
The Fatal Stench of Tarry Stool
Aliens Ate My Butt
Soilent Green II: The Eatening
Barbarian Princess and the Man from the Future
The Thing that Ate the World
Frankenstein in Washington
Black Rage White Fury
Ronnie's Psycho Playhouse
Amazons from Outer Space
Haunted by Hillside Hillbillies
The Lone Space Ranger
It Loomed in the Depths of the Deepest Darkest Ocean
Hobo Jim's Haunted Cardboard Box
INTERDIMENSIONAL SANDWICH III: EEWW, IT'S ALL MOLDY!!
Xenu: Werewolf Mangler Extrodinaire
The Carpathian Ritual
The ice chewer- chewer of Ice!
Monkey Ninjas vs. Kung-Fu Fishes vs. Psychotic Chicken vs. The Rational Octopuses
Evil Possessed Teddy Bears
Remote Control Zombies
Teen Idols Meet the Moon Maidens
Freakshow Crazy Bearded Ladies
Simon and the Solar Starfish
Invasion Of The Hairless Cats. (suffocation by flesh)
Killer Monkey Eels from Planet Q
The Incredibly Stupid Rednecks who thought that Eating Snakes was a good Alternative to falling down a Manhole, the Musical
Movie: The Movie
Invasion of the strawberry-raspberry-blueberry-blackberry-juniper berry- barbberry-banana people from planet Berry!
Po-Boy- A shrimps tale.
Killing of the evil merciless slaughter of souls brought on by the evil dark corrupted forces of evil
Killer internet!
Dance of the Man-Eating Anole.
Squid Bimbos of the high seas
Satan's Ice Cream Store.
Moon over Hell.
Mammaries Of Death
Dark Night Of The Nutria
Stanley The Super-Geek And His Pocket Protector Of Death
Blood Guttening.
Psycho Slasher Sluts Slaughter Seattle.
holy virgin from Megiddo
revenge of the one armed ninja
Tommy and his three dead sluts
mister Thoughdead
Steelman vs. The Iron Tiger
Brain Munchers From Beyond
Cheerleader Cindy Meets the Cat Men
Mutant Monkies From Mercury
The Kung Fu Master vs. King of the Breakdance
Stuart VanGhoulighan
P**sed Off Great White vs Badger With Rabies
Invaders from France
DON'T OPEN THE FRIDGE!
Flesh-Eating Cows
Buzz Blaster vs. The Intergalactic Hordes
Tarzan's Wild West in Outer Space
Dustbunnies From Hell
Invasion of the Metal Masters
Ploppy
Weasel
Blood Fist of Ninja Vegeance
Sea Serpent vs the Wolfman
Izanami: Beautiful Dead Girl Massacre
Revenge in Tobacco Swamp
Quote from: xJaseSFx on October 26, 2010, 09:03:05 PM
Flesh-Eating Cows
Buzz Blaster vs. The Intergalactic Hordes
Tarzan's Wild West in Outer Space
Dustbunnies From Hell
Invasion of the Metal Masters
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pCuCwtgqUTs/SRkI1ihbEzI/AAAAAAAAAg4/4Mq9keKbxos/s400/DustBunny2.jpg)
(http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens3335052module21247612photo_1237250864dust_bunny.jpg)
I like Dustbunnies... :)
The Land walking radioative sharks from mars vs. the red fire breathing bears of neptune
Jesus Vs. giant robo lizard
The Longest horror movie title in the history of horror movie titles that has ever existed since the creation of motion pictures.
Redneck wizards
Quote from: Bull on October 25, 2010, 07:33:28 PM
Invasion of the strawberry-raspberry-blueberry-blackberry-juniper berry- barbberry-banana people from planet Berry!
Berries 2: Rise of the Cranberry!
Quote from: Sleepyskull on October 29, 2010, 04:11:09 PM
Quote from: Bull on October 25, 2010, 07:33:28 PM
Invasion of the strawberry-raspberry-blueberry-blackberry-juniper berry- barbberry-banana people from planet Berry!
Berries 2: Rise of the Cranberry!
Berries 3: Death of PINEAPPLES on Planet Qwerty
Berries 4: Dogberries, Gooseberries and Marshberries Unleashed!
Dawn of the Rising Undead Legion
Scream of the Mutant Night Owl
The Banshee vs. The Siren vs. The Furies
Hercules Meets Tarzan on the Island of Mu
Berries 5: The Final Movie!
Berries 6: The Real Final Movie!
Berries 7: The Real Real Final Movie!
Berries 8: Won't these berries die yet?!
Berries 9: Invasion of the weird Coconut-Apple-Pear-Onion People
Berries 10: It's Vegetables Time!
Class of Nuke 'Em High Plains Drifter
Pirates of the Cyberspace: Dead Man's I-Pod
War of the Colossal Beast Master 2: Through the Portal of Time
Pythontopus
Pythontopus II: River of the dead
Pythontopus vs Cyber Piranha
I was a Zit-faced Werewolf
Axe Slaughter at Lesbian High
Quote from: Doggett on October 30, 2010, 02:04:41 PM
Axe Slaughter at Lesbian High
plenty of axe-wounds :bouncegiggle:
El Hijo del Santo vs. Countess Dracula and Her Pet Wolfman
Berries 2000! Terror of the Zombie-Berry-Vegetables!
Bottle Rocket Planet Bingo Boogie
Blast Off Into the Fourth Dimension
Jungle Ninjas in the Lost World
schoolgirl pinata killers
The Lesbian School Girls Massacre
I was a Fish faced Alien from Mercury
Burn 'Em Johnny
The Incredibly Dumb Jackasses Who got Stuck in Traffic for 2 Hours with Crappy music Playing on the Radio and At 101oF
Headless: The Revenge of Icabond Crane
I Don't Actually Care What You Did Last Summer
Normal Activity
Loud Hill
Night of the Livind Dead Mothers: The Diaper from Hell
Jesus vs Little Nicky: The Ultimate Battle
Conan the Barbarian vs Hercules: The Battle of the G-strings
Quote from: Bull on October 31, 2010, 01:46:12 PM
The Incredibly Dumb Jackasses Who got Stuck in Traffic for 2 Hours with Crappy music Playing on the Radio and At 101oF
I wish Falling Down was called
that !!!
:cheers:
Invasion of the Aliens that want to take your body and clone it exaclty: Only not exactly because they will be emotionless. - Staring Julia Roberts
Amish Dolemite
The Bedbug That Ate New York
Puppet Master 10: Puppets vs. Muppets
Attack of the Killer High Fructose Corn Syrup Products
Nail Clipper Massacre
Werewolf of Parump
Jesus Christ: Bargain Hunter
Sarah Palin vs. Billy Jack
The Science of Shoe Funk
Jehovah's Witness' Must Die!
Legend of the Return of the Master of Legendary Returning Masterfully
The Superdudes From Down Under
Ninja Kids vs. Evil Nazi Clowns
Silver Susie: Queen of the Street Fight League
Terror of the Man-eating Meatballs
Nurse Bambi vs. The Clone Doctors
Vatican City Chainsaw Massacre.
Cannibal Christians
Death Toaster: The Toaster that Makes Toast.....OF DEATH!!!
Mini Me vs Leprechaun
Nazi Knights
Please Don't Cook the Dog
Dungeons and Daggers :wink:
Dance of the Zombie Drag Queens
Ultra-Super-Duper Jungle Vixens From Outer Space
Dystopia: Down the Long Neck of Doom
Angelic British Birds vs. Hellious Demon Girls From Hell
Invasion of the Mega-Bears From the Fourth Dimension
"Attack of the Killer Lesbian whales." :thumbup:
Wrath of the Siamese Chihuahua
Bungee Jump Massacre XII
North-African Hedgehogs On A Plane
Uwe Boll's William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
Legend of the Buddhist Fist(er)
Scott Pilgrim vs. Jesse Eisenberg
Barley: The Movie
Leonard Part 7: The Rehash for Cash
Baby Geniuses vs. Diaper Rash
Rambu vs The Queen of Rollerskating
The Uncle from Hell
The Cyborg Chupacabras Cometh
Stabby Stabby
Anvils Keep Falling On My Head
Nightmare Orphanage
Black Momma - White Momma
starring Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell.
Glee- the Lesbian movie!
Nazi Zombie's Apocalypse- All for one.
There are some great titles on this thread. This reply does not go well with thread and I did not see this on the thread but the movie title "Don't" from the Grindhouse movies. The title short and sweet. I wish I had thought of this Bad Movie title.
(The fake trailer was really good. I wish they would make a movie based on the trailer)
Later,
John
I like this thread. Couple of titles below:
Friday the 13th Part 52 - Jason dies of old age in a nursing home
Cheap looking CGI monster terrorizes Teenagers - Every movie ever brought to you by SciFi Channel
I wish I knew what I did Last Summer - Amnesiac discovers he accidently chopped up a bunch of teenagers and forgot about it
"Ahhhhhh" - Why hasn't anyone ever used this for a horror movie title before, it could work for anything
The Seven Golden Monkeys of Ling Fei
Attack of the Electrical Menace
Shark People of Qua Long
Attack of the Red Mist from Hell
Shallow Blood
Bloody Death! Blood!
Eek!!!--The Mouse Massacre
Bloody Murders Of The Women That Don't Fight Back Or Run Away
Killer Nerd 3: The Microsoft Murders
The Drunken High Farmers named Tom
The Minotaur who didn't go to Hell
Bourgeois Bohemian Tragedy
Attack of the Amazonian Zombies
Beware! The Stench From Hell or Bathroom of Death
The Hole: A Doorway to the Seventeenth Dimension
Starwalkers: Space Riders Beyond the Universe
Quote from: xJaseSFx on December 05, 2010, 01:07:09 AM
Beware! The Stench From Hell or Bathroom of Death
is the bad guy Trevor's undies or dirty diapers?
Yeah sounds like Trevor's underpants might be the star of that movie. :wink: :bouncegiggle:
The Revenge Of The Death Worm
Bondage Babes
Bondage Babes II: The Killer Bimbos Strike Back
Metalheads VS Rappers: The Battle We've All Been Waiting For
Pirates vs. Ninjas (The Internet finally gets its answer.)
Hotwired
The Circle of Chaos
Deathrena
Cinderella and the Cyborg Stepsisters from Hell
Demon Throne
Ulgorth: The Barbarian from the Future
I Hear You!
Killer Mice from Another Planet
Creaking Boards
Blood Dome
I Was a Teenage Tapeworm
Freaky Friday (only with Steven Spielberg and Lloyd Kaufman switching lives and hilarious ways they'd royally F%#k up each other's careers and, worst of all, acquired reputations.)
BoogerEaters (or How I Found Out Your Body Produces its Own Anal Lubricant)
Santa Claus: Vampire Hunter
Frankenstein created Smoothies.
Betty the Jungle Girl.
The Adventures of Captain MAR-VEL-OUS!
The Diarrhea Lords of Uranus.
The Perils of Gwendolyn in the Land of The Clap.
Charles Manson & Friends Save Christmas.
Little Bastard
The Bloodthirsty Venucian: I Swear It's Not An Alien Rip-Off
The Bloodthirsty Venucian II: Okay I Lied the First Time, But Now It's Different
Psycho Tigerfish
The War of Kudvaros
It Lurks In Your Socks
Papaw's Magic Spoon
Booger Jones: Ninja Fry Cook
Albert the Possum Slayer
The Thing That Should Not Beep
Rabid Granny Panties
The Northeast Tennessee Weedeater Massacre
The Legend Of The Spooky Woods
Im Not A Zombie
Jesus Christ Zombie!
Attack of the killer Vagina
BullSh!t: the Musical
Monkeys vs. Alligators
Demonic Demons from DemonTown. Pigfoot LongFoot Bob and the Midget Brigade
Hell's Gate Brigade: The Final Battle
It Crawled Out of the Hole in The Universe
Supermaidens From the Supersexy Galaxy
The Fumigator: Toxic Obsession
Bad Demon Blood Creek Warriors
Zombie Toddlers - they're cute, they're unstoppable, they'll eat you alive!
Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid
Quote from: spongekryst on December 07, 2010, 01:07:39 AM
Santa Claus: Vampire Hunter
(http://www.dannyhellman.com/imgs/frankenstein-vs-santa-cropped.jpg)
I love it!!!
Super Pants!
the Bus, The Limo, and The UHaulTM
The Alien Skinrash
Martian Kaisers vs Venucian Nazis
A Metallica Christmas
The Mutant Mountain Militia vs. The Kickboxing Cheerleaders from Cleveland
Alien Melt Squad 2230
Faceless Psycho Witches on Wheels (in 3D)
The Erotic Adventures of Mussolini
Hercules and Colossus in Los Angeles, A.D.
Hillbilly Jim vs Megalon The Semi-Retired Custodian My Foot Did A Bad Bad Thing
Those were 3 seperate movies. I am using my phone to post today and it isnt behaving properly
Turkish Indiana Jones
Don't go into the Garage
The Armpits of Hell
The Blue Hell
When Giant S**T Attacks!
To borrow from my improv club: "My Shoes Are Exploding!"
When ThingsAttack
The Fearless Sneezer
Meat Locker Massacre
The Attack of the Large ThunderDog of Impending Doom
BACON: The Musical in Spectacular ODORAMA
Dont Touch That
s**t-massacre in chainsaw country
Nymphomaniac libido-butchers
Blood 2: The bloodening
Break Their Spine 3: Crushing Despair
The Flying Death
Octosaurus vs GatorShark
Witchzoo: Animals of Evil
Cyberpredators
Lesbian Cannibals
The Early Days of Coffin Joe: At Recess I'll Take Your Lunch Money
The Long Hard Road to Heck
Monster who is exactly like a human in every way except slightly different color pigmentation in the left ear usually or sometimes near the navel
The Man who was easily distracted by Shiny Things
Black Metal vs Death Metal
Cyborg Mexicans
Devister: Part Devil, Part Hamster, Adorable but EVIL!!!!
Beware the Budgerigar
The Curse of Colonel Sanders
The Man who wasted 4 hours of his day going to his companys mandatory Alcohol Server Class only to find out at the end he didnt have to take the test because he took it 2 years ago
The Happy Zombie Tea Room
Halloween at the Slaughter House
Godzilla vs the 500 foot tall man in the Rubber Monster Suit
Mohandas Gandhi: Zombie Slayer
Potato Chip Massacre
200 Miles to Massacre
The zombie monkeys!
Zombie Monkeys vs. Zombie Nazis!
Howdy Mr Dead Dude
The Possum Huntin Trip Gone Bad
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. T
George and Jeb Go Monstur Huntin`
Possum Porcupine Hybrid Terror
Mole Men From the Moon
Uncommon Delights Found in Volcanoes
The Utter Brilliance of Biker Bob the Rock Star
The Haunted Bathroom
Attack of the Midgets
Demonic Fart Cloud
My Computer is Trying to Kill Me
1cup, 2 zombie lesbians!
trying to catch a killer ant
Snakes in a Maze
Attack of the killer Golf-Carts
The mutated bricks
The Iron Maiden of Life
ImaginaryFoot: Beer Slayer
The Journey To The Place Where The Hand Of Man Has Never Set Foot
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on December 23, 2010, 12:41:32 AM
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. T
I would definitely go see that! :thumbup:
Hell's Renaissance
Lady Gaga, the musical
Xanadu in 3D
Attack of the miniature brain parasites!
Kevin Pollak Vs The Flying Crab Bastards
The Very Large Monster
It came from The Bowels of Bull
It's Menard.
The Rampaging Death Yak
Bob and Doug Mckenzie Save The Multiverse
Henrietta And Geraldine's Wild And Crazy Road Trip
Eternal Dusk
Jethro Bodeen Takes Over The World
Mega Super Gigantic CrocaPossumoSaurus
Mister Wayne And The Huge Midgets
The weeping of Richard
the horny horny teenagers and then have picture of teenagers with antlers
Quote from: ImaginaryFoot on December 26, 2010, 05:26:11 AM
Eternal Dusk
Are you sure that's not a concept album from the 70s?
Anyway, to stay on topic:
Snails on a plane!
The Mice ATTACKS!
Satanic Satan.
The Pitchfork Torment
Why've I ignored this hysterical thread? Here're some titles:
The Thousand Fist Death of Cobra Devil
Alcoholocaust
FEATHERS
Perishable
Factory Babes, Inc.
Who Is That On My Back Porch?
What's Under the Porch?
Sergeant Pickle In Rodeo Town
Terror At The Barn Dance
Attack of the Imaginary Foot
Brain Munchers From Beyond Time
The Good Reverend vs. The Evil Mad Doctor
The Insane Dane From Ukraine
The Viking Warrior Women Meet the Cyclops
Mil Mascaras and Mr. T vs. El Vampiro and Hallowicked
Mr. T's Workout with Richard Simmons
The Ninja-pirate Zombies!
Megadoughnut Vs. Giant Vegetables
Manos 3: The return of Boredom!
The Flying Carrots
When cheese goes bad
Return Of The NonFarting Vampires From Idaho
I Was a Teenage Blood Freak
Cryo-Ninjas
Smile...YOU DIE!
Ho-bag Hootenanny
The X-Ray Cowboy
The Late Night Lust of the Lycanthrope
Mummiez in tha Hood
The Lavatory
Radical Babies
The Day Glenn Danzig Got Religion And Joined The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Calvin And Hobbes' Journey To The Far Side Of Bloom County
The Valley Of The Homicidal Midgets
The Smell from Outer Space!
The Son of Hercules vs The Stubborn Pickle Jar.
Jesse James meets Frankenstein's Gardner.
36 Chamber Pots of Shaolin
I Was a Teen-Age Edward Asner.
The Burrito That Wouldn't Die.
I just want to say that if these were real movies I'm sure I would need to see every one of them.
Stop That Moth
A Bad Things Gonna Happen Out Yonder
The Semi-Autobiographical Story Of The Drunk Redneck Who Yelled Out "FREEBIRD" At A Slayer Concert And Did Not Get His Ass Kicked
The Incredible Shrinking Cat
The Grand Wizard of Sugartown
The Sugartown Girls vs. The Evil Snugglesworth
Sugartown III: Sugartown Super Girls
Sugartown IV: Resurrection of the Grand Wizard
Steve Martin: The Man, The Myth, The Destroyer Of Souls
Skidmark Mghee In The Land Of The Evil Cave Lizards
Grandpa's Bloody Dentures
Dinosaur Terror In the Mall of America
The Neverending Hole
The Child Bride Of Frankenstein
Count Chocula Meets The Cereal Killer
Yummy Mummies Volume 2: Boom Boom In The Tomb
Bicycle Steve: The Homeless Barbarian
Quote from: ImaginaryFoot on January 04, 2011, 03:20:33 AM
Bicycle Steve: The Homeless Barbarian
I would totally watch that.
Karma to you, sir!
Sugartown V: Sugartown Sexy Super Girls to the Max!
Brain Sucking Leeches From Outer Space
Journey to the Center of the Moon
Down the Dark Hole to Nowhere
Dr. Dementia vs. The Demonic Dolls
In the tradition of Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Date movie, and Scary Movie ...
Controversial Religious Movie
Parody Movie
and
Crappy Movie
Bicycle Steve 2: Hunt For The Stolen Bicycle
The Monster That Couldn't Pee
Night of the Milky Nips
The Night Brings Charles In Charge
Kiss Dirt You Hooligans
Hellknights of the Crimson Redblood
Bicycle Steve 3: Escape From The Gray Bar Hotel
Zombie Alien vs Blood Monster: The Bikini Kung-fu Massacre Nightmare
Zombie with English Dubbing
SuperCalaFragalistatsic: Mary Poppins Meets Richard Simmons
Chuck Norris & Mr. T: Team ACTION
The Spice Girls vs. Dr. Goldfoot and His Girl Bombs
Devil A-Go Go
The Toxic Stench of Death
Lampire: The Lamp that Preys
The Great Cornbread War
All I Wanna Do is Have Some Chum: The Sharks of Santa Monica Boulevard Starring Sheryl Crow!
Attack of the 50ft Armadillo in 3D
Who Did You See When You Looked Out The Kitchen Window?
Attack of the Vampire Leeches!
Quote from: The Gravekeeper on January 23, 2011, 02:45:45 PM
Attack of the Vampire Leeches!
wasn't that a real film?
Danse Off Macabre
Quote from: 100Nights on January 24, 2011, 12:37:32 AM
Quote from: The Gravekeeper on January 23, 2011, 02:45:45 PM
Attack of the Vampire Leeches!
wasn't that a real film?
I wouldn't be surprised if it was. If it is, that has to be among the more redundant titles ever. Would vampirism even DO anything to leeches?
Curse of the Jungle Rabbits 3: The Plot Returns
Creatures of the Afternoon
Ed Wood vs Rick Sloane
Wrath of the Janitor
Planet of the Nerds
The Man Who Could Not Fart
Flight of the Zombie Swallows From Krakatoa
The End of the Universe 6: The Beginning
Bloody Gut's Dungeon
It Came From Behind You!
:teddyr:
Life of a Redneck Toilet.
Alice: The 4D Girl
Dark Dungeonmaster of Gnell
Boy From Beyond the Bionosphere
The Matter Eater That Tried to Eat Manhatten
Squirrels: Camera Acorn Nightmare
Alice in Psycho Land
Wyatt Earp meets the Wolfman
Dawn of the Vampire
The Living dead of Beverly Hills
I married I Mummy
I was a teenage Gillman
Attack of the Living People.
The Giant Mutant Space Men meet the Horrible Zombies of Doom Part 6: The Return of the Zork
If that were a real movie, I'd watch it in a heartbeat. :teddyr:
Ninja Alien Mutant Astro Tomb Raiders
Glurg! The Slug From Hell!
Blood Baton Battlefield
The Horror From Beyond Infinity
Space Slave Girls From Saturn
The Church of Cthulhu
The Incredibly Awesome Guitar Riffs That Are So Awesome That They Make Your Head Explode
Demonic Chili
Demonic Chili II: The Pizza Bites Back
Demonic Chili III: The Rise of the Pepto-Bismol Warrior
ghost chili vs. acid
The most awesome movie ever that was so awesome that awesome doesn't do justice to awesome, aka Rev Powell's favorite movie, since he likes the word Awesome! :wink: :tongueout: :teddyr:
Severed Head in a Fish Tank
Aliens That Look Like People
Joan of Arc: Time Traveler
The Day the Women Exploded
Cyrobotodroid
Psycho Teen-Stranglers from Pluto
Hellcake!
Ninjasaurus!
Amoebas a Go-Go
King Dino-Borg vs the Mayberry Ladies Auxillary
Space Granny!
I Spit on your Fine Parkay Flooring.
The Room 2
Attack of the Reverse Centaurs
Nukie vs. Mac vs. Munchie vs. Robocop
Chronicles of Planet Quackulon: Rage of the Marfan Comet
Invasion of the Astro Gliders
Sarah vs. The Satanic Army
The Harlem Globetrotters Save the World
Timmy the Tool Killer
The Fortune Cookie of Doom
I Was a Teenage Tyrannosaur
The Crypt of Dr. Acula
Obese Radioactive Penguins Stole My Booze
Attack of the Soccermoms
The Devil Does Ron Jeremy
"All Dogs Go To Korea"
When Pine Trees Go Bad!
The Giant Pile of Poop
I was a Teenage Weasel
The Menacing Mutant Shoe
Attack of the Internet Trolls 3: /b/ Returns!
William Castle presents a Godfrey Ho production of an Ed Wood film.
Creamed 2: The Butterchurn's Revenge!
Steven Seagals' Hot Tub Block Party.
Poison Ivy 9: When Will Men Learn?
Ostrich Bar Mitzvah!
Saw 8: The Quest for More Money
Wyatt Earp meets the Son of the Loch Ness Monster
Bigfoot's Revenge II: The Sasquatchening
Evil Moose
The New Jersey Chainsaw Massacre
Return to the House of Usher
Godzilla vs the walking Dead
Fatal Flies
Fatal Flies II: Get Some Goddamn Bug Spray Already!
Fatal Flies III: That's It, I'm Calling An Exterminator!
Fatal Flies IV: Oh, Why Bother.....
Brain Contamination
H.P. Lovecraft vs Stephen King
The Homeless Are Coming!!!
Revenge of the Outcasts
Jigsaw vs Freddy
Werewolf of the Moon!
It's about an astronaut, that's also a werewolf. He's landed on the lunar surface, where every night's a full moon :buggedout:
Satan vs the Satanic Army
"Ice Cream for Vengeance, You scream for Justice"
Dead animals and Taxidermists: A Love Story
Pretty girls pickin' boogers: It happens...
Some 80s teen sex comedies will never get :bluesad: :
"Boogie Board Academy"
"The Prom Queen's a Computer"
"National Lampoon's Boner Patrol"
---
"RoboHood" The gritty,cyberpunk retelling of Robin Hood.
Bikini Team of the Third Reich
I was a Teenage Loch Ness Monster
Robin Hod in the 25th Century
Davey Crockett vs the Frankenstein's Monster
Spring Break In Space
Vampire Bus
How Does Food Become Poo?
Rancid Butter: True Tales of A Movie Concession Owner.
Robin Hood vs Genghis Khan.
Green Acre Mysteries: What Happened to Arnold the Pig?
Zombie Prostitutes: The Untold Story
Night of the Lepus 2: Yosemite Sam's Revenge.
House of the Seven Baldwins
A Zombie at Oxford.
Monkey Car Wash!
Shaolin Leper Fist.
Lindsey Lohan in Halfway House Massacre.
Mac and Me 2: Supersized!
"I was a Teenage Anal Probe"
So, I Slept With My Sister
Buddhist Ninjas!
Buddhist Ninjas 2!
Buddhist Ninjas 3: Zombie Ninjas!
Attack of the Explosions
Directed by Michael Bay
Lady Godiva: Vampire Hunter
Zombie Civil War: The South Rises Again
Aztec Robot vs the Radioactive Serpent
Die by the Sword
The Black Mass of Frankenstein
Omnivore
The Infernal Legions
Grongus: The Giant Lemming
Badass McGee vs The Gang of Offensive Stereotypes
Dead Doug's Day Off
Wally's Wonderhouse Wax Museum
Bloodline of the Amazonians
Dixie Dynamite and the Red Hot Firecrackers vs. The Hordes of Atlantis
Thelma and Her Afro of Doom
City Slickers 3: The Search for Curly's Corpse
Snow White and Seven Deadly Sins... Especially Lust.
Rated X
Blackenstein and Blackula vs Black Mummy and Black Teen Wolf
Puddles the Nervous Werewolf
Hot Lead and Cold Kitties
Archie the Inflamed Appendix
G-Men vs The League of Women Voters
Cannabis Holocaust
QuoteBlackenstein and Blackula vs Black Mummy and Black Teen Wolf
And on that note ...
The Black Creature from the even Blacker Lagoon
The Invisible Negro
The Hunch-Black of Notre Dame
The Funky Phantom of Soul Town
Demonic Vermin
The Wretched Cretins
The Wolf's Dwelling
Hobgoblins vs Munchies
Reign of the Velociraptors
The Adventures of Leo the Loiterer
Mega Dilophosaur vs Giant Torgo
Tromasaurus!
EAWEAWEAW!: The Story of Ahnuld
Kiss Meets Frankenfurter
Kiss Save The Easter Bunny
Godzilla vs the Monster that happens to look just like a Japanese guy in a baggy sweatsuit
Dracula vs Mecha-Dracula
Romeo and Juliet II: The Shakespearining
I was a Teenage Surf Queen for the FBI
Santa Clause goes to College
The discotastic revenge of the "boogie" boogeyman.
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on March 29, 2011, 09:39:00 AM
Santa Clause goes to College
^^ I want this to be a real movie! :bouncegiggle:
Howard the Duck II: The Molting
The Return of the Elder Gods
Potatoes with Teeth
Sasquatch vs Loch Ness Monster
Alchoholic Poltergeist
Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on April 17, 2011, 08:03:42 PM
Sasquatch vs Loch Ness Monster
Dear Hollywood,
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!
When Hollywood got an original idea.
Ratman
The Squeamish Kid vs. Every nightmares he had!
Elvis Presley: Vampire Hunter
Champion Curlers From Costa Rica vs. The Evil Bowlers
Zombie Warlords of the Wasteland
Firewomen From the Sun
The Lost Amazon Tribe in the Undersea World of Atlantis
Wild Guitar Rockers Save the World From Satan
Med Student Massacre!
Brazilan vs Brazilian
Retardo
Yeti vs Mothman
Danger in the Woods
Decapitation Avenue
Cockpuncher NYPD
Rocky vs Godzilla
It came from the Toilet!!!!
Terror of Pirate Castle
Night of the Nympho Zombies
The Alcoholic Priest
Steam Room Taco Machine
Dougray and the Dougettes
Peaches vs. The Evil Minions of Mu
Underground Tunnel of Terror
Battle for the Barbarian Netherworld
First Man into Atlantis
Kongamato vs Mokele-Mbembe
Bigfoot Destroys McDonald's
Bunyip Attack!
Robo Loch Ness Monster
....Yeah, I'm in a major cryptozoology mood right now. :lookingup:
Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on April 22, 2011, 09:18:44 PM
....Yeah, I'm in a major cryptozoology mood right now. :lookingup:
Let's see if I can help out...
The Flatwoods Horror
Bigfoot on Campus
Bloop: the terror beneath
Night of the Dover Demon
Chupacabrra Takes Manhattan
3 Men and the Jersey Devil
Yeti Ski Academy
Loch Ness Frankenstein
The Elimination of Roger
Teenage Martian Hipsters in Pajamas Crash the Royal Wedding
Zombie Ninja Werewolf Vampires
Beyond the Dimensional Door
The Smoking Hot Eyes of the She-Beast
William and Harry: The Princes Meet The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust
Killer Chainsaw Erection Madness
Midgets with Guns
The Pigs that Overthrew the President
Midgets with Guns on Unicycles
Who Left the Nuclear Reactor Open?!
Midgets with Guns on Unicycles Wearing Fez hats
Montezuma's Revenge: the cause of diarrhea
Don't Go Into The Bakery During Lunchtime
The Gerbil of the Baskervilles
Chimps
Ganjo: The Superhero Made Entirely of Weed
T-Rex vs Mastodon
Octomoose
Devilfist: Hell Puncher
Bird Brain
A mad scientist transferred the intelligence of a male student with a hawk, the student then escapes the lab and captures a female student and then feeding her by regurgitation worms and freshly killed small animals.
Staple Remover Massacre
Office work goes psycho and uses his Staple Remover as the murder weapon.
Bowel Movement
Giant Mosquito like aliens are enjecting their larva into the humans butts.
The French Maid
A young man needs to disguiese himself as a French Maid to find his dream girl who happens to be locked inside her fathers mansion.
Thursday The 12th
The Long Maundy Thursday
Freaky Thursday
Thursday
Next Thursday
Pink Gorillas!
Submarine!
Harry Potter and the Killers of Hogwarts
Freddy got Fried
The Adventures of Peter the Poop
The Curse Of The Man Who Couldn't Walk Into A Room Without Getting His Sweater Snagged On The Door Handle Part VII: Dark Night Of The V-Neck
The Beast with Three Butts
Sharktogorilla vs Centipedopus
Dracula doesn't like You
Mummy for Hire
Suicide Bomber Turtles from the Moon
Jesus Camp 2 (Just kidding.)
Biker Gang of the Living Dead
Giant Rubber Monster Holocaust
Angel in a Stolen Bikini
Prom Night Avenger
Mexican Ninja
Mexican Ninja II: Outlaw in LA
Mexican Ninja III: Blood Tournament
Mexican Ninja 4: Samurai Killer
The Incredible Shrinking Man 2: sub atomic
Taste The Blood Of Gary Busey
The Deadly Balloons of Murderous Intent
The Room 2: Johnny's Revenge
"bob"
lester 1/2 jr. :teddyr:
Circus Circus :lookingup:
Night of the Screaming Criswells. :teddyr:
Rev. Powell Meets the Morlocks :teddyr:
JaseSF 2: Electric Boogaloo :bouncegiggle:
The Return Of...bob
Circus Circus goes to the circus
bob vs. the blob :wink:
Terror of JaseSF
(I actually just watched Terror of Mechagodzilla about an hour ago believe it or not)
The Strange Love of Criswell :wink:
Death Toaster: The Toaster that Toasted Humanity.
Jeff Goldblum's and Charlie Sheen's Merry Roadtrip!
Pig Stickers
The Horrors In My Nose
Drunken Hobo VS Koala Bear With Rabies
Venom of the Diamond Wasp
Pilgermann Forever
Stained Underpants and Butterscotch Pudding: Trevor's Amazing Tale of Survival
The Crazy Bull or How El Toro Loco Got His Name
In the Beginning, Andrew Spoke...
Circus Circus' Metal Clown Emporium
The Incredibly Strange World of A.J. Bauer
Paquita's Zombie Apocalypse
Newt Takes Manhattan
How Flick James Stole Christmas
Skull's Creepy Campfire Tales
Doggett: Vampire Hunter and Charismatic Swinger
Fractions: Lester's revenge
I Saw Mommy Sucking Dracula
Corpse's Caressing Claw Cult
Escape From Detroit
Godzilla & Mothra: Lifetime Lovers
Mars Needs Werewolves
Timmy Eat Moon
Jalopy Jailbait
Cousin Cori, My Concubine
The Incredibly Boring Movie in which NOTHING Happens
Death's Soul......Actually that sound like a cool metal band name :smile:
Smile, You're on Your worst Nightmare, in a Reality TV Movie!
Revenge Of The Turbo Zombies
It Came From...The Kardashians
Poptart Jungle.
Mega Shark Vs Giant Snookie
Sinbad & The Golden Tennis Racket
Bikini from Outer Space
Plastic Fruit In Hell
The Cosmic Forest of Torture
Not Completely Under Control
The Oozing Gums
The Cursed Flute (it's better if you pronounce "Cursed" as "Curs-ed")
There's Something Touching the Tent!
2-Cool Cops
Hobo Zombies
Surfing Ninjas Vs. Skateboarding Hippies
Dont...go in the...bathroom!
The Unplanned.
Kenny's Inferno
Bring Me The Beard Of Kenny Loggins
Scottish Folk Killer
Video Rental of the Damned
Pizza Delivery Boy Massacre
Brain Eating Pro-Wrestlers From Hell
I'm Sorry, your Mom is a Robot
Alive and Dead
Hell's Angels goes Wild
The Drunkenness of billy Bob Joe
Attack of the Killer Double Ds
Attack of the Killer Double Es :wink:
Fantastic Voyage Into Fear: Trevor's Underpants :wink:
Super Freaky Space Geeks From Uranus
Yellow Belly vs. the Goddess Ishtar
The Children Who Drank Blood
Fish Planet
The Demon Driver aka Checkered Flag Phantom
The Giant Mud Dauber
Fast Times For Pregnant Mooseman
Insane Funeral Home
Muerte: Death
Cry of the Feejee Mermaid
Fat Camp Killing Spree
Lazer Babies
Karate Beast
A Killing for Lunch
Zombie Cowboys vs. Vampire Cheerleaders from Mars
You are dead (oh yes, you are!)
Mushroom Men from Mars
Maid of horror
Made in Horror
The Giant Shield Bug Invasion
The Little Hobo vs The Spanish Armada. :twirl:
King Kong vs Mighty Joe Young. :wink:
Vampires In The Jungle. :smile:
My Two Left-Werefeet
Enormous 24-Bedroom Mansion On The Prairie
Frankenstein Meets Tango & Cash
The Bean Burrito Gang
The Cheeseburger Helper Massacre
This Is Keyhole Surgery
March Of The Paperclips
The Blue Goo
The Snob
The Rabbit Massacre
Kenny's Redemption
The Three Stooges Meet Abbott and Costello. :thumbup:
The Double Cheeseburger That Omnomnom'd The World
Tios Mios!
Jesus Conquers the World
Sandvich!
Don! Where is my AUTOmobile?!
Circus' Vengeance
Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Spaulding. :thumbup:
The San Fernando Valley Pizza Massacre
Sex Lies and .wmv files
Underwater Cave Dwelling Tree Lizards From Antarctica
"Yes" and Dead
Haunted False Teeth
Rick Sloane's 'Avatar'
My Dad vs Your Dad
A Most Horrendous Family
Welcome Death
Cannibal Worms From Denmark
Flash Gordon II: Mingo Mongo
More Grapes!
Our Precious Bodily Fluids!
The Dogfather Part II
007: Golden Sluts
TORGO 2: No more Mr. Nice Knees.
The Phalanger: The Man who Fingers Death
I was a Martian Crablouse
Batman vs. The Terminator
Bane's Vain
Dead and Deader
My Mother the kaiju.
Death on a hotplate.
Death gets a hernia.
Tammy and the grim reaper.
Stump
Stump II: Stumped
Ninja Samurai Sushi Killer
Goat Zombies from Mars vs. Satan's Robot Strippers.
Highlander 6: Return to Zeist
Jason X:Part II
Ernest Goes To Hell
The Swamp of the Genie
Quote from: Circus Circus on June 11, 2011, 03:05:34 PM
Ernest Goes To Hell
(http://www.thefancarpet.com/uploaded_assets/images/gallery/3729/Ernest_Goes_to_Africa_34989_Medium.jpg)
Blood For Odin
Rest Home Schnook
Godzilla vs the 50 Foot Woman
Yoda Unplugged: Secret Siths
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8knmxIj2O1qd2qlzo1_400.png)
Daughter of Assisted Living Dracula
Ungrateful Son of Assisted Living Dracula Who Never Visits
Maniac TV Repairman
Toxic Vikings
Cheech and Chong: Mystery of the Grass Mansion.
(http://www.ohioshaunted.com/images/houseofnightmares1.jpg)
Fury Of The Fire Wolf
I was going to put 'Independence Day 2' but that's apparently in the works! LOL!
(http://media.jinni.com/tv/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-1.jpeg)
So nevermind. :lookingup:
Soul Bro Afro Samurai Soldier
Martian Underground Monsters in Green Hell
Road to Dark Mirror Wonderland
Drag Queen Ninjas vs. Chainsaw Hookers
Frankenstein's Beach Blanket Fiesta
Assisted Living Frankenstein
(http://eckiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/f13218c2d6-target_frankenstein_2.jpg)
Rumplepimpleskin
Rotarian Invasion
Nerd Vikings
Nerd Vikings 2: Revenge of the Viking Nerds!
Nerd Vikings 3: King Wedgie's Comeback!
Mclovin's Girlfriend Has Somthing In The Oven. :wink:
Squirt Gun Sally
The Dinosaur Who Loved Jesus
Satan's Preschool
Creepy Closet
The Return of Revenge
Night Watchman for the bad place
Dick-Apopolis
The New Adventures of Zombie-Whore
Growing Grass
Growing Grass 2: The Art of Chlorophyll
"Kung-Fu Zombies Smack Armageddon 3000: The Musical".
This is an actual script treatment that I worked up a few years back. Some local filmmakers and I are looking into actually trying to make it sometime soon at some point.
The Ultimate Warrior Meets Santa Claus. oh wait.....
Cave of Endless Night
Speargun Sleepover
My Mouth Won't Close!
Curse of Ghouck's Voodoo Doll
Voodoo Zombie Warriors From Wisconsin
John and The Useless Undead
Two Astro Giants Collide
Champions of Planet Zero on Ice
Plankton!
edit, damn :bluesad: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198913/
Lindsay Wagner's Opera
The Completely Useless Guy
The Completely Useless Martian
The Spitless Monster from Brooklyn
Quote from: JaseSF on July 07, 2011, 07:03:37 PM
Curse of Ghouck's Voodoo Doll
LOL. How about...
Curse Of Trevor's Underpants: The Creeping (2012)(http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/2/6de126c2b822493d99ba02afcf80371e/l.gif)
A Zombie Opera
The Cannibal Twins
El Diablo Murcielago
Quick, someone get me toilet paper!
Diaper Hill
The Curious Cunniliguist.
So I Married A Giant Mechanical Hot Dog
DEATH GOAT FROM HELL:THE MUSICAL!
SESAME STREET UNDERGROUND.
DOG DAY MORNING.
FRANK ZAPPA: MASTER OF MEN.
CRAWLSPACE FOR MY WEDDING.
KING KONG'S KOMEDY KAVALKADE.
Baby Geniuses 3: The New Batch
Super Boring Man!
THE ONGOING ADVENTURES OF HISTORY MAN
HISTORY MAN STRIKES BACK
HISTORY MAN'S BLAST FROM THE PAST
HISTORY MAN VS. ZOMBIE GRANT.
FIFA Can Burn in Hell with All of the Mistakes Taken by the Refs. :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
:teddyr: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: the Movie
The Ironing Board Massacre
GEO: Giant Exploding Organisms
Ancient Egyption Cyborg Invasion
Dad Ate the Dog
Punching Challenge
Satan Stole My Scooter
Asparagus of the dammed.
king kong: Love slave of the jungle.
the Dingleberrys.
Porgy and beast.
Everything and the Kitchen Sink Man
Evil Dragons vs. Heroic Dinosaurs
Manos Meets the Champions of Justice
Magical Fantasy Cats From Canmore
Ice Queens of the Planet Neptune
The Reptilian Empire
Burn b***h Burn
The Heart of All: A Cannibal's Confession
The Most Boring Man's Drive to Work.
The Most Ignoring Sound In The World
Puddingman From Planet Inferno
The Blue Pinball Machine of Death!!!!!!!!!
The Mexicans Invades Switzerland
The Scariest Monster Who Can't Scare Kids.
Zombie Pomeranians From Space
My Parakeet Saw What You Did Last Summer
Terror In Tapir Town
Night Of The Dugongs
The Room 2 : The Tomb
Fishtar
TNT and Ovaltine
The Vomiting
Bareback Babes Meet Vampire Ringo
Demonic Fortune
Evil Trumpeter
Rock Quarry Battle
War Poodle.
Death of a stick figure.
Gorgonzola Vs. Japanese Sage Darby.
Pigmy's Dig Me
Battlecock (the CHICKEN!)
Gatordactyl vs. Tyrannatiel
Santa, Clawed
Neck Fisters
One of Susan's Legs is Missing.
Picture OF DEATH
The Funhouse of Suffering.
The Crying Avanger ~ A super emotional story about a hero that just cannot stop crying.
Terror comes to the Nudist Camp ~ Just when you think it's safe to expose your outerself with all your neighbors; a psycho is loose and the victimes are murdered with clothing.
Monster Thong ~ teens fuse some clothing together to make the perfect thong to woo the ladies; it soon develops a mind of its own and seeks for the perfect tush for a snuggy fit.
Revenge of the Tiolet
Guts in a Briefcase
Jungle Scorpion
The Talking Corpse of Black Lake
Satan Sees You Naked
Deep Bathtub
Kill 'em All and Kill 'em Again
Day Of The Butt Slasher
*note- this post is number 667*
The day after 666.
James May takes on the Burrito
Burritozilla Attacks!
The last few years my roommate and I have been working out how we could make our movies "FLUFFY THE ZOMBIE SLAYER", "HELP HELP HELP THERE ARE ZOMBIES ATTACKING THE TOWN" and "SHOCKODILE VS TERRORDACTYL"
They!
Kingdom of the plexiglass skeleton
Revenge of the Friendly Zombies
Strip Nude for the Dinosaur!
fATAL eRROR: PROGRAM TERMINATING
Bikini Ballet
Pirates of Pasadena
The Blue Screen of Death: My Mortal Enemy!
Drawing inspiration from this http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,135446.0.html
The Tyrannical Evil of She-Hitler
The House That Dripped Beer
Shatner In The Rye
Topless Terrors
The Prom Queen Wore Army Boots
The Girl in the digital Bikini
Zombies of the Living Dead
Abraham Lincoln vs Hitler
Jesus Christ NYPD
Lesbian Party Massacre
It came from Under Space
THEY SHAVED HITLER'S BREASTS
They Saved Hitler's Heart
They Saved Hitler's Toe-Jam
OBAMA WALKS!
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I Left Hitler's Brain in San Francisco
Psychic Fisherman
Ghost in a Refrigerator
The Jagged Rainbow
A Total Eclipse of the Fart
Don't Mess With Shaving Foam Sally
The Wild World of Gay Robin
The Next Zombie winner is......
The Poutine That Ate Quebec
THEY SALVAGED MUSSOLINI'S CEREBRUM (an Italian knockoff, obviously)
The top 1001 WORST SONGS THAT PEOPLE LOVE FROM THE LAST 11 YEARS!!!!!!
Koren Batman
The Spermman from Venus
"Um Yeah" - The True Story of Lumberg's TPS reports.
Or
"Milton - The Quest For the Mighty Stapler"
Later,
John
Monthly Beaver Bloodbath
I Turned Into a Tiger Mutant Hybrid
The Martians Inside Me
Glamorous Glen and the Gold of the Pygmies
White Gorilla vs. The Snow Creatures
Queen Artemis and the Amazons of the Round Table
An action series:
Max Power VS Quad Damage
Max Power VS River Tam
The strongest pair VS The mother of all ass kicking
Storyline
Max Power VS Quad Damage
Max seek an ancient rune protected by an ancient viking-like organization. But the rune power is indeed scary.
Max Power VS River Tam Glau
Max clashes with a secret government project for making super soldiers. Expect Naroha-style friendships and maybe love.
The strongest pair VS The mother of all ass kicking
I will think it through after making the first one. But obviously Max and River are now a couple.
Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge!
Water: The Musical
Flying Crabs
Punching Judy
Grandma's Gumming to Eat You!
Bikini Golf Course
It Wasn't Me.
Fists of Deadly Dying
The Duck Theif
The Genghis Con
Jesus 2.0
Wyatt Earp meets the Mummy's Uncle
Night of the Silent Chainsaw
Uncle Queequeg
The Porpoise with a Purpose
Flesh Eating Bacteria Girls
Crazy Drunk Bowhunter
Balog; The Thing From Mercury!
And Yet, Boredom Still Roams.
Just off the top of my head: Bikini-clad Drag Queen Zombies from Outer Space Fight The Flesh-eating Mutants
Zombie Grannies
Zombie Grannies II: Outbreak at the Old Age Home
Zombies Grannies III: The Battle with the Werewolf Old Codgers
Zombie Grannies IV: The Terror of the False Teeth
Zombie Grannies V: Vampire Granny Youth Serum
Suzan Hate and the Hell Fury Warriors
Quote from: ShlockHorrorQueen on September 10, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
Just off the top of my head: Bikini-clad Drag Queen Zombies from Outer Space Fight The Flesh-eating Mutants
:A Troma presentation
The Coast Guard versus All Girl Bikini Beach Gang
The Coast Guard versus the Evil Surf Zombies
Not Without my Taco
Headless Body in a Topless Bar
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on September 10, 2011, 10:59:03 PM
Quote from: ShlockHorrorQueen on September 10, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
Just off the top of my head: Bikini-clad Drag Queen Zombies from Outer Space Fight The Flesh-eating Mutants
:A Troma presentation
You read my mind! :cheers:
The Dead Mice Wine Massacre
The Cheese is Pink
Porn Dwarf vs Mega Badger
Barbershop Jones
Lottery Girls
Survivor: The Survivor Movie
Polka Poltergeist
Bulimic Paradise
The Ghost Brains of Guam
The Hideous Discarded Scab Monster
At Midnight, I Murder the President
followed by the sequels ...
At Midnight,I'll still murder the President
and
At Midnight, I'll Always murder the President
and of course
AMIAMTP4: the President Murdering
You're Dead. Oh, And You're Friends & Family Are All Dead Too: II
Quote from: Circus Circus on September 15, 2011, 03:03:37 AM
Porn Dwarf vs Mega Badger
as if that would ever happen in real lif..... oh
The Centipede!!!!
Sex of the Centipede!!!!
Rain Man 2: Cloudy With A Chance Of Thunder
Inception 2: A Dream State
Forward to the Past
Lemonade Stand: The 3D Musical
Women On The Verge Of A Naked Shakedown
Bull's Bogus Adventure On Mars :twirl:
Teen Monster Mom
Humanoids From the Deep Invade the Jersey Shore
So You Think You Can Dance with an American Werewolf?
Beauty and the Freak Show Geek
The Swamp People Meet the Alligator People
Children Shouldn't Play With Morlocks
The Cannibalistic Vegans.
Revenge of the Tiolet Paper
Once Upon A Rhyme In The Vest
comedy: Ice Cube plays an ex-rapper who after having his wardrobe stolen by crooks, must win his clothes back by ressurrecting his lyrical skills to face a series of increasingly tough opponents in a grand rap battle
ADAM SANDLER HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE
starring Pauly Shore
The two Dead Samurais shot each other
Death to Romance
An entire series for you!
Harlem Jones: Kung-Fu Vampire Killer
Harlem Jones and the Temple of Funk
Harlem Jones and the Disco Crypt of Doom
Harlem Jones and the African Mummy
The Death and Return of Harlem Jones
Harlem Jones Jr. The Next Generation
and on a non Harlem Jones note ...
A Fist Full of Yeti
Arabian Nights of the Living Dead
Kung-Fu Karate Teacher
Roaches!
The Curse Of The Sequel Part 1
jhsdkhgagakhrihglkgheutaetrghueauga the movie
jhsdkhgagakhrihglkgheutaetrghueauga part 2
She worshipped a Cheeseburger.
Alice doesn't wear pants anymore.
Hula Skirt Death Maze.
Evil Dead Knievel
MANOS 2: The gloves are off.
Return of the Beaver
Dolphin Tale 2: Judgement Day
The Incredible Bulk vs. The Immovable Object
Psycho Zombie Naughty Nurse Nightmare
Santa Warriors: Revenge From the North Pole
Joe Wigga: Geriatric Gigolo
The Day Giant Lizards Ate the World
Don't Ask, Don't Kill
E=MC Scared
Killer Dangleberries From Uranus
TB Terror: The Rise Of The Man-Badger
Toilet Terror: The John That Eats You!
Toilet Terror II: Stench of Doom!
Toilet Terror III: Horror in the Bathroom Stall!
Toilet Terror IV: The Unflushable!
Toilet Terror V: Trevor Goes to the John! :wink:
Toilet Terror VI: Monsturds From Beyond!
Godzilla's S**t Attacks India!
I'm Sorry For Giving Birth To You Jason.
Tales From the Dumpster: The Curse of Hobo Jim
Tales From the Dumpster Part II: Nuclear Pizza Blobs from France
Tales From the Dumpster Part III: Terror of Mecha Hobo Jim
Tales From the Dumpster Part IV: The Roaches At Midnight
Tales From the Dumpster Part V: Beware The Hobogator
Tales From the Dumpster Part VI: Aliens Stole Mah Change
Tales From the Dumpster Part VII: Uh-oh, Here Comes The Garbage Truck...
JELLYFISH! aka '20 Centimeters Beneath The Sea'
Underpants the musical: a romance story
Quote from: bob on October 18, 2011, 10:24:04 PM
Underpants the musical: a romance story
starring Trevor Travolta
The Burbs II: Son of Ray
Innerspace II: Jack to the Rescue
Chihuahua Man
Jellypus!
The zombie Family
Fist of the East Star
Critters 5: Coffee & The Bill
Billy Ocean's Twelve Monkeys
Don't Look in the Outhouse
DLO2: Dead on the Toilet
Undead Cannibal Rapists
Civil War of the Living Dead
The Monks of Frankenstein
They ate the President's Brain
It came from the Haystack!
Tic Tac Toe: The Movie
Mars needs Tacos
Used Car salesman of the Damned
The Ninja that Came Home from the Cold
Scrabble or Chess? The Movie
Road Hog From Hell vs. The Gay Leather Riders
The Undead Giant Antimatter Frog
Hideous Aliens From the 103th Dimension of Time and Space
Rhonda the Rotund Lustbunny
The Flea: Invasion of the Body Scratcher!
Attack of the 50 Foot Foot
The Thing that Came the Went away Quietly without a Fuss!
The Call of the Demon Badger
Barry Banzai and the Vampigs of Pluto
The 5 Daughters of Madame Palm
Bikini Nerds from Outer Space
Maggots 'n' Cryptz
Ella: A Transvestite Slasher
The Flushies: Washroom Nightmare
Flushies II: The Unflushable!
Flushies III: Horror in a Toilet Bowl!
Flushies IV: They Wait...For You to Use the Washroom
Flushies V: Trust Us, You Really Don't Want to Go to the Bathroom
Flushies VI: Hold it Inside or Die!
Leap-Frog Massacre
PRT! Public Restroom Terror
Slime Monsters From Saturn
Wet Lips of Doom: The Kissing Horror
Static Electricity Spontateous Combustion Breakout
The White Haired Three Horned Pointy Toed Rare Gorilla-Sloth Hybrid
The Toilet Bowl Massacre
The Toilet Bowl Massacre II: The death of Toilet Paper
The Toilet Bowl Massacre III: The Revenge of the Toilet Bowl Cleaner.
Jumping Jack Slash
Bait Shop Slaughterfest
Jesus Christ: The Vampire
This is Leon Art Mark Evans
This Is L.A.M.E. II
Stay Puff Marshmellow man vs Godzilla
KISS goes bananas in Hawaii
ALan Colmes IS: Meek Thunder!
'Werewolf Dance Party'
ZOMBIE SANTA VS VERMONT
OCCUPY POON STREET
Facebook Poke of Doom
Eddie the Matter Eater vs. The Black Hole
Teddy Bear Vampires
Geriatric Zombiefest
Doorbell Deviants
It's time for some bad Christmas movies!
Santa and his Elvis
Chainsaw and Dave save Christmas
The Year Santa just didn't give a damn
I'll be a Gnome for Christmas
Who Murdered Old Saint Nick?
A Very Mick Jagger Christmas
Rudolph: The Revenge
Santa meets Elvis
The Day the North Pole melted
The Reindeer Massacre
Santa is SATAN!
SMURFS WITH BENEFITS
Invasion Of The Brain Eaters
I Told You Not To Go Into The Woods
Rotten Playthings
Friday The 13th The 13th
Slay Bells Are Screaming
VENGEANCE WEARS A MINISKIRT
Santa vs Vampire Martians In Space
The Beast With a Santa Hat.
KISS meet The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
A Hair Metal Christmas.
I Go To Sleep Screaming
Crust Goblins
The Pale Shemale
The Pale Shemale 2: The Tale of 3-legged Vicki
Bestiality Master
Paintball Whores From Neptune.
Gymkata 2: Welcome Back Kata
Harry Lawyer and the Solicitor's Phone
Alien vs John Wilkes Booth
The Day the Earth Ran and Hid
Slut Slasher
Uncle Dragon and the Judo Mystery
Blind Hyena Rampage
Long Oozing Fingers
Magic Donkey
Susan's Apple Tree
Attack of the Shrimp Po-Boys.
The Forms of Things Unseen Beneath Tom's Shed
Stink! The Giant Alien-Skunk Hybrid of Doom!
Popo Stick Hoppers vs. Go Go Girls
The Black Cat and the Black Dog: Omens of Doom
Explosive Bingo Balls
Ugh of the Mugwumps
Sherlock Holmes and the Cannibal Women of Planet Nympho
Much ado about something
Disco Hercules
Monster Volkswagen
Halloween the 13th on Elm Street
Irving Fredricksons the small claims attorney who saved Christmas
Poolhall Massacre
Retarded Burger King: The Musical Adventure.
Nazi Zombies Go To College.
Future Wax.
Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.
THE MONTY PYTHON HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
SPACEDOGS FROM OUTER MONGOLIA.
GORGONZOLA THE CHEESE MONSTER.
I decided to add taglines to some off them, cause they came to me. But some don't cause I could not really think off any, cause the tittle said it better or I could not be bothered. Either way these movies would be just god awful, so a tagline would not do much.
1) Galactic Lesbians.
2) Zombie Ninjas: Re-Animate the Dragon
3) Pirates of the Caribbean Vr's Aliens from Planet 9.
4) Frankenstein's Vampire Mistress.
Tagline "What will Miss Frankenstein think, if she comes home from work early?"
5) Death Valley Highs Werewolf Cheerleaders.
Tagline "Every School has them, And Every School wants to shoot them with a silver bullet"
6) Dr. Death and his Deadly Nurse's
7) The Galatic Cannibal Sluts go to Death Valley high!
Tageline "Yes, Every school has them too..."
8) Satans Darling Daughter
9) The Cannibal Hippies off Transylvania
Tageline "They have the muchies for more than a california cheeseburger"
10) The Killer Robot Frankenstein's Created Bride:
Tagline "That Vampire Harlot will pay now"
THE REVENGE OF GOVERNOR PERRY
ILLEGAL ALIENS NEED WOMEN
ATTACK OF THE SNOWBIRDS
The Necrophilia Zombies attacks California!
The Steamed Punk Detective
Attack of the Nacho Cheese Monster!!!!
Maggie and Her Magic Moon Pie
Bionic Buttocks of Steel
The Golden Snakes of Medusa
How the Hawaiian Hula Dancers Saved the World
Snowglobe Vampires
The Every Other Day Girls
Abe Lincoln vs the Third Reich
A German Nazi in King Arthur's Court
Master of Kung-Fu and the Invincible Fist
Shaolin Paperboys
Bikini Schoolgirls from Hell
Tales of a Highschool Lizard
It couldn't possible Get Worse II: It gets Worse
Sequel: The trilogy
Sleeping with the Enemy 2: Zombie evil mustache guy vs julia Roberts and the drama teacher guy who has since gotten his haircut a bit
Cap In Yo' Ass
Donald Fights The Bathroom Dwarves
The Drunken Bums fights the Well Armed Aliens.
Sub-Zero vs. Scorpion vs. Reptile vs.- oh wait, that's Mortal Kombat fights, my bad :wink:
Attack of the Baseball Hat Demon of Buddha - The name says it all
Homosexual Koala-Bears From Planet Mercury
Bloody Bones & Rawhide
The Deodorant Monster Attacks!
The Deodorant Monster 2: The Sink is next!!!!
Monster Spawn : The Rapening
some failed "adult" spin-offs
Deep Legs
Sophie Does Cripple Creek
Housewives XXVII: Hot, Wild and Depressed
Salmon Farm
The Dark Patches Under Your Arms That Lead to Dark Dimensions
Spaghetti and Kraft Dinner with Cut Up Vienna Sausages: The Musical
The Iceberg Men vs. The Fire Monsters
Haywood Meets The Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Houdini vs. The Warlock
The Killer P***y
Jersey Shore: Never stay sober in 3D*
*From a Godzilla comic I have
pedophiles vs rapists
kim kardashian and the crabs of death
same old sh** (starring jennifer aniston)
attack of the 50 foot penis
debbie does the disney channel kids
debbie does the demon squad
frankenstein's bride : the joan rivers story
murder , mutilation , and other funny things
how i skinned your mother
edward the vampire vs snooki
Violence Escobar
Human Parmesan
The Chainsaw Psycho Grizzly Bear Massacre.
Doggett vs the Morbidly Obese Chainsaw Wielding Badgers.
Nurse Honey Badger.
Butt Plug Nightmare
Godzilla vs Rodham
The Lamest Movie Ever.
It's Not Pat
It Snot Pat
No You're Not
Yes I Am
Liar!
Crazy Loco Party-A-Go-Go
Turkish Swimfan
F.L.A.P.S (Federal Law Anti-Crime Police Service)
The Boogey Man in Heat
Toolbox Samurai
Zombie Cheerleaders behind Bars
Cannibal Pranks
Devil Maker
Night of the Zombie Apes
Don't Look in the Morgue
Mardi Gra Madhouse
Love from a Damaged Brain
House of Human Experiments
Flesh of Evil
Night of the Nun
Uncle Gestapo's Funhouse
Fight for your Revenge
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 20, 2012, 11:48:04 AM
Mardi Gras Madhouse
What isn't mad about Mardi Gras? :wink:
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Quote from: El Toro Loco on April 20, 2012, 05:54:50 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 20, 2012, 11:48:04 AM
Mardi Gras Madhouse
What isn't mad about Mardi Gras? :wink:
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Exactly! If Mardi Gra is already mad, imagine how mad a Mardi Gra madhouse would have to be. I'd imagine it would be pretty darn mad. It's like somebody grabbing you by the straight jacket, pulling you out of your padded room and telling you that now they're going to have to take you to where they keep the
really crazy people.
... or it's possible I just thought the title sounded neat. Take your pick.
He's the thief, she's the liar
Chain Gang Massacre
Amazing Chan Clan vs Hair bear Bunch
Coming this summer:
The Return of the Remake.
Pothead's Conspiracy Against Hidden Flying Saucers in Governmental Bases
Curse Of The Dead-Rat Strap-On
Hey, Zombie #1: this one's for YOU!
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- TGWD
My Week With Marilyn 2: My Week With Jayne Mansfield
Bloodsucking Chickens from Death Street.
The Killer Banana kills a killer who killed a couples that were cannibals.
The Stone That Dripped Blood
Dig This Sucka! Doobie's Got Guns!
Zombie Bat Kings of Zulu
The Haunting of the Hideous Goat
The Day the World Went Bald!
The Whiny Witches Wives Club
Troll Movie Is Troll Movie
PSYCHICS IN SHORT SKIRTS
DR. MENARD VS. THE TROLL WIZARD
Dr. Hambone's Two Piece Tuba Band
An Educational Film on Murder
Davey Crockett in the 27th Century!
Dracula vs Hitler
Monster Sombrero
Bikini Nazis Go to Hell
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ernest
Attack of The Radioactive Hamsters from A Planet Near Mars
Ninjas vs. Midgets
Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde Meet The Hulk.
Have Shotgun! Will Travel!
The Hobo With Four Arms
The Flaming Donut Saves China!
ED'S DEAD, I ATE HIS HEAD
Mega Douche Bags Get Rich For Being A$$hole$
The Title Is Legit
Screaming For Vengence 2: Headcold's Revenge
Mission To Mars II: Hot Rockin'
Bloodsucking Go-Go Dancers from Outer Space VS The Zombie Strippers from Hell!
Bloodsucking Go-Go Dancers from Outer Space VS The Zombie Strippers from Hell 2: The Origin!
The Burning Frozen Planet Terrorized By Aliens From Jupiter.
Hell Has Frozen Over, Now A Tourist Attraction!
Doughnut Hell
AMSTERDAMNED II: ROTTERDAMNED
Space Butts
Chainsaw Dentist Clowns
Carwash of the Damned
Kung-Fu Zombies of World War II
Ghost Exterminators
Bat Avenger
GodLizard vs King Ape
Garden Party Masssacre
Quote from: lester1/2jr on June 02, 2012, 08:18:20 AM
Garden Party Masssacre
Let's run with that idea.
Superbowl Party Massacre
Birthday Party Massacre
Tea Party Massacre
Surprise Party Massacre
Cocktail Party Massacre
Graduation Party Massacre
Housewarming Party Massacre
Dance Party Massacre
Block Party Massacre
House Party Massacre
Bachelor Party Massacre
LAN Party Massacre
Toga Party Massacre
Free Karma to whoever comes up with a decent plot for any of these Party Massacre movies.
Who Will Stop The Beastly Man-Butt?
Quote from: lester1/2jr on June 02, 2012, 08:18:20 AM
Superbowl Party Massacre
Free Karma to whoever comes up with a decent plot for any of these Party Massacre movies.
A psychopathic young man losses it completely after his favorite team ever losses "The Big Game". He then begins a night long murder streak killing any of the wining teams fans that he can find.
Quote from: Criswell on June 05, 2012, 02:25:56 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on June 02, 2012, 08:18:20 AM
Superbowl Party Massacre
Free Karma to whoever comes up with a decent plot for any of these Party Massacre movies.
A psychopathic young man losses it completely after his favorite team ever losses "The Big Game". He then begins a night long murder streak killing any of the wining teams fans that he can find.
He blames the supposedly "star" quater-back, steals a superbowl ring (murder weapon) and goes about framing him for the pile of dead bodies. :wink:
Evil Barbapapas
The Evil Bananas.
Monkey Island: To Hell with you Bastards!
Attack Of The Ten Ton Wig
QuoteToga Party Massacre
This is AIP's beach party parody of Julius Caesar. Frankie Avalon is Brutus, Annette Funicello is Claudius, and Vincent Price is Caesar. (Bonehead is hit by a Coconut and dreams up the whole thing.)
The Banana Hell
Suburban Cows Invades Germany
The Tractor.
Broom closet-y sort of storage space area of the Living Dead
Ninja Enema: Way Of The Exploring Fist
Revenge of the Parrot People. :twirl:
When Ninja Dogs Attacks Dumbass People
When Good Poop Goes Bad
Run From The Shuffler
Run From The Shuffler II: The Limping
Komodo Dracula: A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.
Abbott and Costello Meet Jack the Ripper (UNCUT version)
Abbott and Costello vs. Guiron :twirl:
Mundane Everyday Life
Watching Traffic
Slowly Grows the Grass
I Spy with My Little Eye: the Movie
Who Farted?
QuoteKomodo Dracula: A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.
I like it
I Fell In Love With A Werewolf Fax Machine
pedophilia : THE MUSICAL!
fat chicks vs. dracula
Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo 2: The Mall
Where's Waldo 3: In School
Where's Waldo 4: IN SPACE
Where's Waldo 5: In Da Hood
Dracula for President
I was a Teenage Clone of Hitler
The Bikini Butcher Shop
A-Team 2089
Robin... just Robin (because we're all getting sick of Batman all the time)
Hockey Mask Maniac in the American Civil War
Matango 2: Return to Mushroom Land. :twirl:
Quote from: El Misfit on June 29, 2012, 04:50:27 PM
Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo 2: The Mall
Where's Waldo 3: In School
Where's Waldo 4: IN SPACE
Where's Waldo 5: In Da Hood
That might actually be fun....
QuoteBlock Party Massacre
A formerly blighted neighborhood holds a block party. Unfortunately, the gang which used to control said neighborhood decides to reclaim their territory during said party. Luckily, a former police officer has moved into the neighborhood. Can he save the day all by himself? Think
Dirty Harry meets
Die hard, shot outside on location in some city where it's cheap to do so!
Pierre Trudeau's Clone and RCMP Zombies vs. The Grey Alien Nazi Invasion
Prince Charles vs. Evil Clowns
Abraham Lincoln: Space Explorer
Albert Einstein vs. The Anti-Matter Beings from the Fifth Dimension
Joan of Arc vs. The Demonic Horde
Thomas Jefferson: Zombie Killer
FrankenCat
I Married a Beach Ball from Wal-Mart
The Graduation Party Non-Massacre Massacre
Riding the waves of all those other movies that put sharks in places that there should not be sharks (Sand Shark, Snow Shark, Swamp Shark, etc etc) we now have a movie about a killer shark that goes from swimming pool to swimming pool. Yes, coming soon is the movie POOL SHARK
... and now when Sci-fi inevitable makes this, they'll owe me money.
I mixed two popular current trends to come up with
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: THE SHARK-HUNTING YEARS
Blaws (Blaxploitation remake of Jaws)
The Earth Splits In Two
Dick Year: A Love Story
Kindergarten Yakuza
Deep South Gravy Beast
Silent Night, Dudley Night: The Diff'rent Strokes Murders
Killer Bus: Curse Of The Greyhound
The Wayward Hussy
Alone in the Landfill
Dirty Fangs: Coprophagic Vampire
Invasion of the Toenail Biters
Night of the Mirrors
Houndzilla vs. Mega-Mailman
The Three Stooges Meet Yellowbeard.
Abbott and Costello Meet Mighty Joe Young.
The Clones of Bruce Lee vs. Zombie Bruce Lee
El Hijo del Santo vs. Frankenstein's Daughter
The Year Christmas Never Ended: The Easter Bunny's Worst Nightmare
Book of Evil: The Words Written by Our Alien Overlords
Monster From the Year 2899
I Was A Teenage Bedwetter
Honey, We're Out Of Honey
The Epic Race That Fails At Everything
The Zombie Housewives (and I'm Going Straight to Hell!)
Hell: The Movie
Chess Club Massacre
Chess Club Massacre II: Judgment Knight
Chess Club Massacre III: Hardcore Pawn
Chess Club Massacre IV: Bashing The Bishop
THE SHOE QUEEN OF BLOOD ISLAND
Shirt Tales from the Crypt
Attack of the Polar Bears
When good guys Snaps
"The Subject-Verb Agreement Massacre"
"Grammar Nazi Girls"
Demonic Toys vs Sharktopus
The League of Luchadors vs. The Evil Nazi Alien Conspiracy
Flying Megapiranha vs. The Werewolves
Splatter: Ceiling Fan Killer
Teenage Kung Fu Vampires
The Abominable Snowman Meets Frankenstein
BOOOM!!: The explosion movie
The Butter Knife Massacre
The Butter Knife Massacre 2: The Rusty Spoon's Revenge
An American Werewolf in Tijuana
I was a Japanese Werevampire
JKF: Killer X
The Never Ending Story Final Conclusion
The Driver is a Dog.
OctoFerret vs MegaStoat
They Saved Hitler's Mother's Placenta
Massive Luminous Sphere Of Plasma: Prolonged Conflict
I was never a Japanese Werevampire
IT! The Drunken Monster from Beyond Time
El Santo vs. Pumaman
Weasels Ripped my Jeans!
!!!!!!!!!!!! The Movie
The Overly Complicated Movie Title That Takes Too Much Space, But you'll See It Anyway Because You Have Nothing Better To Do In Your Life And Want To Waste Money On Stuff That Could Be Bad For You.
LESBIAN OTHELLO
BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES
LESBIAN OTHELLO VS. THE BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES
Prepare For The Rise Of Robo-Stalin
Ancient Motorcyle-Riding Wombat
Right-Wing Chick-Fil-A Killer
IRANIAN SPACE MONKEYS (documentary).
Angry Birds......oh wait :bluesad:
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 05, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
Angry Birds......oh wait :bluesad:
Followed by the inevitable Asylum version ...
Furious Feathered Fiends!Wait. No. That's probably too good of a title for Asylum.
Maybe
Furious Birds.
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on August 05, 2012, 11:17:53 AM
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 05, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
Angry Birds......oh wait :bluesad:
Followed by the inevitable Asylum version ...
Furious Feathered Fiends!
Wait. No. That's probably too good of a title for Asylum.
Maybe Furious Birds.
Raging Robins? Deadly Doves?
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 05, 2012, 11:20:30 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on August 05, 2012, 11:17:53 AM
Quote from: Circus Circus on August 05, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
Angry Birds......oh wait :bluesad:
Followed by the inevitable Asylum version ...
Furious Feathered Fiends!
Wait. No. That's probably too good of a title for Asylum.
Maybe Furious Birds.
Raging Robins? Deadly Doves?
Irate Avians!
Rocket Jet Donkey Lazer Force
The Man with the Cyborg Eyeball
Roundhouse Kick Express
Thong Chicks in the Spook House
LSD Rampage
Fat Camp Killing Spree 2: Deprivation
Carribean Cloud Base
Who Killed Mike Fartz?
Movie Title Massacre
U.S. Catman In Morrocan Power Tussle
Super Mario Brothers II: Fear the Fungus
BABYSITTERS WITH IMPLANTS
Ninja Bunnies From Hell
The Ninja Bunny Massacre
I Can Believe It's Not Butter
The [blank] Massacre
Hairdresser Cop
Quote from: Psycho Circus on August 07, 2012, 12:15:40 PM
U.S. Catman In Morrocan Power Tussle
lol could almost be a headline off the Day Today
Killer Mutant Chainsaw Bunnies From Beyond
(tag line: "They're not cute...they're not cuddly... and they want your SOUL!"
asian babysitter massacre
Help! I'm a chihuahua!
Cannibal Country Cook-off
Nymphomaniac Zombies in Heat
A Ninja in Camelot
Dracula for President!
Nine Brides for the Phantom of the Opera
Godzilla vs the Kraken
Werewolf for Hire
The Cannibal Massacre
Stop! Or My Zombie Will Shoot!
The Everything In The World Massacre
The Astronaut with Two Heads
Slime Baby
El Dia de los Monos (Day of the Monkeys)
Bram Stoker's Vampires of Atlantis
Lusty Hatchet Babes
Super Ninja Babies
Super Ninja Babies II: Beware the Cry of Doom
Super Ninja Babies III: A Babysitter's Nightmare
Super Ninja Babies Meet the Baby Geniuses
Super Ninja Babies vs. The Monsters Under the Bed
Super Ninja Babies vs. Evil Clowns
Commando Cop
Kung-Fu Cowboy
Commando Cop meets the Kung-Fu Cowboy
Journey to the 83rd Century
The Dinosaur of West Moreland Avenue
Shoot them Savage Injuns
The Return of John Wilkes Booth
Bikini Eating Zombies from Mars
Revenge of the Bad Movie Monster!
P.B.S. - Public Broadcasting Slasher
Fat Camp Killing Spree 3: Famished
Mr. Jaw-Jacker
The Neighbor Has Seen Too Much
Fetus Pimp With a Jet Pack
Telepathic Dung Beetles from Nibiru
QuoteHousewarming Party Massacre
A young couple moves into, what appears to be, a nice neighborhood. To get to know the neighbors they throw a housewarming party. They then discover the importance of the phrase "appears to be." (Their nice neighbors harbor a secret, a cannibalistic secret.)
Dreadful Peach Farmer
Flamingo Nightmare
Case of the Teddy Ruxpin Exorcism
Uncle Blood Drinker
Ninja Pianos Massacre.
A Dull Movie
The Abomination of Skunks.
TEEN ZOMBIE ORGY
DR. NUDENSTEIN
HUMANOIDS FROM THE DERP
I'm gonna rape your women! DERP! Hyuh hyuh hyuh!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9InoroTGfMI/TZFzAeJ06SI/AAAAAAAAACY/ZbuxPE79Ofw/s1600/160px_derb_sp.jpg)
Cauliflower Ears IV: The Hearing
The Scalding Water Murders
Scientist Dog
Dune Buggy Derby on Earthquake Island
Furry Fanged Freaks and Fiends
The Bad Movie That's Truly Bad
Sea Monsters vs. Land Monsters
The Enormous Cat Who Ate the World
Godzilla vs. The End of the World
Attack Of The Undead Baybysitters
The Poopening
Tonight I'll Anally Rape Your Mother While Pouring Sugar In Your Gastank
I Told You Not To Do That
OK, have not read entire thread, anyone say. Frank-Enstien. A misunderstood creature that is both Homicidal and Intelligent!!!!!!!!!
Bilbo Baggins in New York
Pauly Shore Presents: Tomes of Terror Vol. 1
The Beast With Oily Flesh
Vampire Witches of Atlantis
A Girl Called Slot-Machine
Hound Dog Bill and Skunk Ass Sally
Zombie Teletubbies.
The Dead Refrigerator.
The Alligator Planet.
The Cud, The Ba'aad, and the Ewe-gly
(a sheep western)
The Go GO Girls vs the Nazis who are being shot
vinnie jones is... THE HERMAPHRODITE
QuoteCauliflower Ears IV: The Hearing
starring the fighters of the UFC
A documentary of a poo
Four Divorces and an Annulment
The Night Aliens Kidnapped Halloween!
Dead Man's Treasure: The Curse of Pirate Mutilated-Face
There's a Ghost in the Outhouse
Sherlock Holmes and the Legend of the Loch Ness Monster
Murder Before Dying
FEAR DOT EDU
THE ABOMINABLE DR. PUBES
STRIPPERS VS. CLOWNS
Guns, b***hes , Bottles, and Brawls.
Insanium- the new chemical
Butt: the Movie
Bob Saget Presents: A trailer park massacre of the deers.
Spelling Bee Massacar
zombie- I like it
Elizabeth Warren She Wolf of the SS
Confessions of a Teenage Necrophiliac
Piranha-bear
Once Bitten Twice Damned
Miami Mutilator
The Man Who Stole England
El Mask-O vs the Seven Deadly Brides of Sin
Pumpkin Smasher
Mad Randy
Quote from: El Misfit on September 22, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
A documentary of a poo
Hey! That's my biopic's title!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
THE NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY
Calligula goes to College
Dracula goes to War
Mars vs Hitler
Sgt. Kabukiman goes somewhere cheap!
Full Moon Pictures Presents: Even MORE Puppets that Kill People!
Tea Time of the Living Dead
How to Murder Your Children for Fun and Profit
Kangaroo Smith and the Secret of Ghengis Khan's Gold
Voodoo School Bus
The Man with the Giant Forehead Vein
City Mouse Slaughter
Uncharted Tennessee
Transgender Scarecrow
World War II Cats: Purrl Harbor
Telepathic Hillbillies
I am surprised that no one bust me on NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY: this is actually a real movie's title. :wink:
Druid Massacre
Quote from: Trevor on October 15, 2012, 01:24:17 AM
I am surprised that no one bust me on NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY: this is actually a real movie's title. :wink:
Tsk, I karma'd you for that one as well... Play properly or not at all :bouncegiggle:
The Nutty Undresser
My Little Brother the Devil Worshipper
Space Poop 3099
Breast Fed Brain Eaters
Bumper Joust
Quote from: zombie #1 on October 16, 2012, 08:29:52 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 15, 2012, 01:24:17 AM
I am surprised that no one bust me on NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY: this is actually a real movie's title. :wink:
Tsk, I karma'd you for that one as well... Play properly or not at all :bouncegiggle:
Oops, my bad. :teddyr: :teddyr:
:wink:
Egyptian Gigolo
Egyptian Gigolo 2: He Sphinx He's All That
MR. Rogers Portrait Of A serial Killer
Beware Of Captain Kangaroo
Igor's Experiment He's Working On (it's gross)
Beware the Mildly Annoying Beast!
Hell Up In Sesame Street you can only push a Muppet so far before he breaks bad.
Fast Times At Bath Salt High
I Know What You Did For a Klondike Bar.
I Know What You Did For a Klondike Bar and You Are Gross.
The Angels of Rapping.
The Raping Trees.
DR. Pickens's House Of Hot Babes Who Are Up For Anything.
The Wet Banana
Attack of the Killer Cake.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Massacre!
Quote from: El Misfit on November 06, 2012, 11:42:39 PM
The Wet Banana
Why am I thinking surreal Asian porno here? lol
Quote from: zombie #1 on November 07, 2012, 07:21:46 AM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Massacre!
Quote from: El Misfit on November 06, 2012, 11:42:39 PM
The Wet Banana
Why am I thinking surreal Asian porno here? lol
It's based off a slide :bouncegiggle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL2hYF2a2aY
Surely this has been thought of before but
WHITE TRASH ZOMBIE
What ya sayin bout me dewd? Oh.. :bouncegiggle:
There appears to be a book called that though.
A Good Man in Hell
...And the Oscar Goes to Bobo the Chimp
Diary of an Unemployed Clown
Brutal Fist Tournament Part 9: Blood Kick
Bring Me the Head of Hobo Joe
Hell's Banana Daiquiri
Kung-Fu Rednecks
The Detective Wore Panties
South Street Ninja
The Patron of the Opera
Kung Fu Zombies Smack Armageddon 3000: The Musical.
From the makers of Blacula and Blackenstein: The Invisiblack Man.
The Most Generic Horror Movie Title of the 21st Century
Attack of the Killer Tuna Crab Bats.
The; the title porno.
Quote from: Doc Daneeka on November 14, 2012, 04:56:10 PM
From the makers of Blacula and Blackenstein: The Invisiblack Man.
If AIP was still around, you could work for them.
Boogers Everywhere: Boogers...they're everywhere
Ahh! Get them Off me!
Scream like a Child
The President's Brain has Been Eaten
The Frankenstein Apocalypse
Space Experts
Mentos: The Deathmaker
Quote from: Doc Daneeka on November 14, 2012, 04:56:10 PM
From the makers of Blacula and Blackenstein: The Invisiblack Man.
We need black-themed modern horror!
PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY
THE BLACK WITCH PROJECT
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BLACK SUMMER
THE BLACK WOMAN IN BLACK
Chainsaw Wielding Strippers VS The Machinegun Toting Hookers.
Quote from: El Misfit on November 14, 2012, 11:30:36 PM
Attack of the Killer Tuna Crab Bats.
I would so totally pay good money to see this!
How about RHINOCROC vs. DINODOG? Starring Casper Van Dien!
Guitar Store Zombies
Flarby, the Connecticut Mannequin
The Slow Porno
Killer Dolls From the Attic
No One Will Survive This.
LIBERTINE FREAK ORGY
The Dirty Toxic Swamp With An Extremely Evil & Nasty Monster In It That Eats People Part IV: It's Back Again, Again
Attack of the Killer Dolls From Planet M That Will Eat Your Soul and Poo Out Many Gremlins That Kills Potatoes From The Inside Out And Mutates Bananas
Kaiser Wilhelm Reincarnated as Soulja Boy Tellem
I think we need a few movies to get us in the Holiday mood....
Christmas Cop
The Canadian Boxing Day Massacre
Santa Clause is Gunning you Down
Santa Clause vs Dracula
A Ninja Christmas
Santa Clause Goes to Hell
Elfs in Love
Frosty the Hitman
New Year's Eve ... and Adam
The Great Reindeer Race!
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on December 10, 2012, 02:59:58 PM
Christmas Cop
lol, whaddaya know... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2349661/
Huh? Imagine that.
Then how about CHRISTMAS COP 2: THE HO-HO-HOLDUP?
The "Fun"eral
(You can't spell manslaughter without laughter)
"THE COMMUNIST KILLER".
Torture show with a shadowy killer who takes revenge on corporative bastards and all kinds of tycoons by slicing their throats with a sickle and hoe in a "Death Wish" style... He may drive around in his Trabant/Lada, capturing the rotten capitalists and make them clean toilets in a Chinese takeaway. He would record this humiliation of theirs, hence making people not to buy products that these SOAB's has built their fortune on, leaving them only with taxes and without profit.
List of Cannibals
Terror of Mini-Godzilla
Day of the Living Dead Mimes
One Crazy Schizophrenic Christmas Family Holiday
The Ever Expanding Christmas Stocking That Threatened the World
Cars That Wanted to Become Airplanes
El Burrito Loco
Attack of the 50'1'' woman
I will Rustle Your Jimmies
Godzilla vs. the Disco Godfather.
The not-quite-evil but really bad tempered dead.
Attack of the giant cheese logs.
Cats in the Kettle.
CITIZEN KANE, ZOMBIE
WHITE TRASH OF THE LIVING DEAD
Grand Canyon Orgy
Mutant Aardvarks On Jet-Skis IV: Revenge Of The Aqua-Ants
Grand Theft Moose
The Killer Kangaroos
The Vegan Zombies
Mutant Rabbits On Snowboards V: Revenge of the Mutant Aardvarks on Jet skis
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 03, 2013, 12:39:44 PM
WHITE TRASH OF THE LIVING DEAD
Oi, I TAKE OFFENSE TO DAT!!!! :hatred: :tongueout: :wink:
BAPTISTS IN THONGS
THE HEARTWARMING MASSACRE
Warlord of War
S**t Happens in L.A.
The Hot Dog Massacre
To Live and Die in N.Y.
Les Narines Sans Visage (Nostrils Without a Face)
Necro Booty
Quote from: lester1/2jr on January 12, 2013, 03:09:41 PM
Necro Booty
or the Asylum rip-off version: 'Festering Butts'
Transsexual Chainsaw Mutants
Attack of the Transgender Ostriches.
The Therapist Rapist Sloth
Attack of the Killer Bananas from Mount Sundae.
Man Made B*tch or Attack of the Robot Dog Prostitute
The Bologna Fields
Stench of the Damned
the Jetsons meet the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
DOOMED FLOOZIES
The Room is Full of S**t.
WARLOCK DEATH MATCH
THE WITCH KEY VERUS THE WAR LOCK :teddyr:
Quote from: indianasmith on January 21, 2013, 10:49:28 AM
THE WITCH KEY VERUS THE WAR LOCK :teddyr:
Now, now Indy, you can't post a battle in Skyrim as a title of a film. :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout: Jk
The Wicked Itch of the West.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti DANGER!
Slaynta Claus
The Misfit of Mars
A Really Interesting Movie Title
Google: The movie.
The Great Khali's Story In His Own Words
The Abominably Smelly Hillbilly Miners
The Statue That Killed!
The Werewoman vs. The Vampire Mummy!
It, The Thing That Crawled From Beyond
Manos 3: The Search for Torgo's Wife
The Space Sloth
A Very Lame Comedy That It Will Win A Razzie Award
So You Think That You Can Feel It?
U, A Dmb Movie Made W/ Abbr.
Can IT Get Any worse?
Kill Dildo, the Killer Sex Toy
See This s**t So That We Can Make Millions Off Of Your Pathetic Money.
I Was A Teenage Twentysomething
Dust Mite Massacre
Big-Boned Red Riding Hood: A PC Updated Fairytale
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 02, 2012, 06:30:13 PM
LESBIAN OTHELLO
BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES
LESBIAN OTHELLO VS. THE BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES
Looks like I've got some suing to do.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61fQTncs0ML._SY300_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00A3TFI5U/
ENTER THE HONEY BADGER
EROTIC ZOMBIE ACADEMY
AMISH ASSASSIN
CHEERLEADERS ON SPEED
THE FRUITY YAZKUZA
TRANNYVANIA
VAMPIRES OF VAUDEVILLE
Hitleria
Pro-Wrestling Federation of the Living Dead
Help! I'm Suddenly Hitler!
Ed Wood: Transvestite Werewolf Hunter
HellEater
Lazer Puncher (Tagline: In space there's no such thing as an "underground" fighting tournament.)
(on a Giallo tip)
Deathly Groan Of The Poison-Leafed Egg Plant
Bloody Secret Of The Cactus With A Thousand Spikes
Your Soiled Panties Are A Gateway To My Erotic Nightmare
Attack of the Tentacle Banana Monster
Attack of the Anti-Erotic People
When Zombie Cows Attack!
Spring Break: Revenge of the Co-Eds
WWE Films Presents:
The WWE Superstars vs. Werewolves, Vampires, and Zombies
The Marine 4: Shakedown in India (Starring the Great Khali)
No Holds Barred 2: Revenge of Zeus
See No Evil 2: Jacob Goodnight's Hug of Death
The Marine 5: War in Brooklyn (Starring The Brooklyn Brawler)
Fair-Use Films Present: Harry Potter: The Unofficial Documentary
Fair-Use Films Present: Pokemon: The Unofficial Documentary
Fair-Use Films Present: Star Wars: The Unofficial Documentary
Fair-Use Films Present: Star Trek: The Unofficial Documentary
Fair-Use Films Present: Disney: The Unofficial Documentary
Edutainment Productions (Formerly Fair-Use Films) Present: Copyright Laws: What NOT to do!
Edutainment Productions (Formerly Fair-Use Films) Present: Your Friend Chapter 11
This isn't my own invention, it's a search term that showed up in my server logs. Still, I'd love to see
NAKED BARBARELLA VS. KING KONG
Too bad Dino de Laurentiis dies before he could greenlight the script. :bluesad:
maybe he was a budding director searching to make sure it hadn't already been made (hope so)
in the same vein, how about
NAKED CHINA O'BRIEN vs MANIAC COP
NAKED CHARLIE'S ANGELS vs GODZILLA
NAKED FREDDY KRUGER vs CRITTERS
hmm ran out of ideas pretty quick there
Horrors of Naked Zombie Beach
Quote from: El Misfit on February 28, 2013, 12:15:49 PM
Horrors of Naked Zombie Beach
seeing me naked would be a horror indeed !
MGM presents:
Troll IV: Harry Potter Jr. Vs. the Troll
Actually, I think they could do this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2)
Blood Test Terror
ROBOT WITH NO PANTIES
Hitler: The Alien
The History Channel's first (admitted) foray into alternate-history, proudly unfounded by in-depth research. Followed by several others of the type.
The Blop!
The Blop 2: The Clones!
The Blop 3: Attack from Planet Banana!
Watergate the Musical
Ben Franklin: Leprechaun Slayer
Oh No! It's Another "_____ Movie" Movie!
Satan's Pizza Delivery Boy
A Romanian Film
Tagline: SICKER than A Serbian Film.
Blurb on the DVD cover: "A gory suspense thriller in the vein of Se7en"
An Asylum production, shot like so many of their movies, in Romania. A loose biopic, the film follows a detective tracking "real-life serial killer" and husband to Elizabeth Bathory, Vlad "Jack the Ripper" Dracula (the two are presented as the same person), as he goes along the country killing prostitutes.
Texas 3D
The next all-new sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre shortens the title to an even more digestible chunk for modern audiences.
3D
The next all-new sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre...
Citizen Kong (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Citizen_Kong)
Don't Go In The Swamp
Quote from: zombie #1 on April 03, 2013, 08:52:10 PM
Don't Go In The Swamp
I know man, that's where the gators are. :tongueout:
Dead or Deader
Big Mutha Bus
When Dirt Attacks
Hamster Island
Friday the 13th, part XXVIII: Battle on Olympus (Not even Zeus can kill him)
Bendy Lou (western)
Comin' In Hot!
Attack on Mirror Lake.
The Legit Movie Title.
That Woman Who Played 'Hooks' In The Police Academy Movies: Vampire Hunter
THREE BAD BLONDES
BATH-SALTS BLONDES
BIKINI HABERDASHERY
Zombie Housewives on Steroids
Werewolf Nunchucks Master
Penetrator vs Analiens
My Date is a Zombie
Killer Potato Spiders
Honey, I Ate All of the Seaweed.
Attack of the Mutant Zombie Fetus--Mother's Beware!
MANIACAL BIKINI RAMPAGE
Huck Finn in the Year 3000
Minimum Wage Hitman
Save the Last Bullet for God
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 12, 2013, 12:54:48 PM
Huck Finn in the Year 3000
Minimum Wage Hitman
Save the Last Bullet for God
In all honesty its not God I fear, it's some (not all) of his followers *shiver*
Kingdom of the Living Dead (zombie apocalypse in the middle ages :teddyr: )
Reports of Clandestine Anomolies
Quote from: lester1/2jr on April 13, 2013, 08:08:26 AM
Reports of Clandestine Anomolies
reminds me of the 'politically correct movie titles' thread :teddyr:
Quote from: Eye-gor Frankensteen on April 12, 2013, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 12, 2013, 12:54:48 PM
Minimum Wage Hitman
In all honesty its not God I fear, it's some (not all) of his followers *shiver*
Minimum Wage Hitman
LOL!
The Day Bear Traps Multiplied
Attack of the End of the Film: Apocalypse 2013
6 Wore Yeti Suits, One Came Home
Open your Eyes, it's a Disguise Surprise, Guys!!
.THE LIVING DEAD TAKE A s**t ON YOUR FACE
.I f**k YOUR DEAD MOTHER
.I EAT YOUR GUTS AND SPIT OUT YOUR s**t
.I LOVE YOUR DEAD SISTER
.IM GOING TO HELL AND YOUR GOING WITH ME
.FRANKENSTEINS BLOODY VIRGIN SEX ORGY
.DRACULA DRINKS VAMPIRELLA
.NAZI VAMPIRES AT MARDI GRA
.I EAT s**t FOR FUN
.THE FRIED CHICKEN MASSACRE
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 16, 2013, 08:12:04 AM
.THE LIVING DEAD TAKE A s**t ON YOUR FACE
.I f**k YOUR DEAD MOTHER
.I EAT YOUR GUTS AND SPIT OUT YOUR s**t
.I LOVE YOUR DEAD SISTER
.IM GOING TO HELL AND YOUR GOING WITH ME
.FRANKENSTEINS BLOODY VIRGIN SEX ORGY
.DRACULA DRINKS VAMPIRELLA
.NAZI VAMPIRES AT MARDI GRA
.I EAT s**t FOR FUN
.THE FRIED CHICKEN MASSACRE
that would make a nice box set. fun for all the family :bouncegiggle:
.YOUR LIVER IS MY LUNCH
.KILLER MUTANTS VS NUNS WITH GUNS
.PLEASE KILL ME-I'M DEAD
.FRANKENSTIENS DAUGHTER AND DRACULA AT THE OK CORRAL
.BLACKENSTEIN MEETS BLACULA (I would really like to see that!)
.THE BRAIN THAT WOULDNT SHUT THE f**k UP
The Bowery Boys vs. Barrio Boyz
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 16, 2013, 02:03:32 PM
.YOUR LIVER IS MY LUNCH
.KILLER MUTANTS VS NUNS WITH GUNS
.PLEASE KILL ME-I'M DEAD
.FRANKENSTIENS DAUGHTER AND DRACULA AT THE OK CORRAL
.BLACKENSTEIN MEETS BLACULA (I would really like to see that!)
.THE BRAIN THAT WOULDNT SHUT THE f**k UP
Rc, now's the time I wish you didn't have your karma disabled. :bouncegiggle:
I'd pay to see BLACKENSTEIN MEETS BLACULA too.
FASTER AND MORE FURIOUSER
EVEN FASTER AND FURIOUSER THAN BEFORE
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY + 1
Megashark vs. Megashark vs. Megashark: Three Megashark Moon
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 16, 2013, 05:29:10 PM
FASTER AND MORE FURIOUSER
EVEN FASTER AND FURIOUSER THAN BEFORE
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY + 1
Prostitute problems? :wink:
The Unicorn Invasion Of Paris.
Nazi Nudists in Space
Deathsh*t
So sick of zombies...
The Sasquatchpocalypse
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 16, 2013, 05:29:10 PM
FASTER AND MORE FURIOUSER
EVEN FASTER AND FURIOUSER THAN BEFORE
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY + 1
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
SO FAST AND FURIOUS IT LEAVEVES YOUR DICK IN THE DIRT
New member here. This is a rather childish one I've had on my mind since I was 12. I think my friend came up with it.
Atomic Butt Monkeys from Outer Space
That's all I can think of right now.
MOON ZOMBIES FROM HELL
Quote from: Gst0395 on April 17, 2013, 05:11:01 PM
New member here. This is a rather childish one I've had on my mind since I was 12. I think my friend came up with it.
Atomic Butt Monkeys from Outer Space
I can picture Troma making that.
The giant thing with the giant thing
The Bloodiest Spoon Battle of Mars.
Alien Robot Massacre 2000
I did actually make a movie using that title with Lionhead Studio's The Movies a while back. You can see it here if you're curious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ21LLiBv_E
^ cool... bit light on dialogue though, lol
Curse Of The Magic Knife (aka 'Stab-racadabra')
Killer Hairdressers From Neptune
The Sponge That Absorbed Chicago
Petting Zoo Massacre
Bowling for Blood
.YOUR ASS SMELLS LIKE s**t AND MY NOSE IS THE KEY
.DIE MY SWEET KITTY CAT
.THE HIDEOUS DR.DICKSNACKER
.MY ASS-YOUR FACE-SHOOT! (:question:)
.THE WILD GUNS OF THE NUNS OF NAVORONE
,LOVE LIFE OF A SWEDISH RHINO
.GOD FORGIVES-SATAN DOES TOO
.I EAT YOUR GUTS-I PUKE YOUR CHITLINS
.NAZI VIRGIN GOAT f**kERS FROM HELL
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 23, 2013, 10:58:50 PM
.NAZI VIRGIN GOAT f**kERS FROM HELL
Incredible :thumbup:
Lukewarm Night of the Red-Tailed Hyena's Twin Porcelain Daggers: a Giallo
Title of our latest crapfest:
Invaders from Inifinty + Mars
Double-Agent Lobster Strikes Again
The Infomercial Bad Boys
Chainsaw Midget Pornstars from Hell!
AND ON THE SAME BILL!
Rise of the Mutant Rednecks!
ALONG WITH BONUS SHOCK HIT!
Zombie Strip Club Massacre 3000!
THREE BLOODCURLING BLOCKBUSTERS TO SATISFY YOUR BLOODLUST, ALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
Okay, I believe I'm a bit overexcited here.
Zombie Strippers From Minnesota.
I Married A Teenaged Slime From Saturn
Nazi Banana Wheel Of Death 123456789987654321
Anthony The Anteating Antelope From Antarctica
Anthony The Anteating Antelope From Antarctica 2: ANTS
The Kid with the Neck Brace
Chopping Mall 2: Crates and Barrels of Bodies
The Monster that Challenged the Mentally Challenged 2: Challenge Accepted
Romeo and Juliet Go to Hell
Zombie Rapists
Dr. Cop (tagline: he's got a P.H.D. in .N.Y.P.D.)
Voodoo Hunters
Kung-Fu N**gers
Robo Janitor
Vampire Safari
Bedwetter - the musical
The Zombie Unicorn Attack!
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 2: London is Dead!
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 3: Atlantis is Gone!
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 4: Pluto Has Been Destroyed
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 5: Unicorns vs. Dracula
I'd love to see some of these turned into real movies. "Zombie Strippers From Minnesota" sounds like an instant classic.
Quote from: Gst0395 on April 29, 2013, 02:41:03 PM
I'd love to see some of these turned into real movies. "Zombie Strippers From Minnesota" sounds like an instant classic.
One day GST, the studios will have no choice.
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Teenage Whomping Willow vs. The 50 Foot Doppelganger!
World War 5: The Incantation War
"World War 4 was fought with sticks and stones. Now, words WILL hurt you."Madea Goes to Hell: The Final Reunion
BITTEN BY A FETUS
DON'T KILL A KILLER
Steven Segal stars in.... Fatal Fatality
The Robotic Were Vampire Zombie Unicorn.
Allan Quatermain and the Nipple of Destiny.
Brunch Massacre 2: Zombie Brunch
Hitman Hitler (note this was actually some kid on twitter screen name years ago)
BIG BOOB MARTYRS
It came from the Laundry!
Niece of Dracula!
Santos on the Titanic
A Connecticut Yankee in Feudal Japan
The Interweb Killer: The 'net Generation in Horror
The Craze of Dr. Mutilation
Egyptian Mystery
Egyptian Mystery 2: Bizarre Love Pyramid
Egyptian Mystery 3: Sphinx For The Mummyries
Naked Slasher
The Penguin that Ruined the World
Lefty McHunkle and the Cosmic Princess
Door to Door Vampire
I want to Kill Everything
Sex Slaves of Wall Street
Highschool Swimteam Massacre
Space Monkeys go to Japan
FiFi: the Poodle that played Professional Football
Superhero on a budget
The Day Monica checked out of the Morgue
The Deranged Doctor Decay
TOEJAM TERROR FROM THE DARK!
ZOMBIE BUNNY APOCALYPSE
POSSUMS FROM HELL!
*okay,that one's from real life*
Billy the Kid meets Jack the Ripper
Fido: President of the United States
The Paris Chainsaw Massacre
The Threequel
The Threequel 2
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on May 23, 2013, 04:26:13 PM
The Paris Chainsaw Massacre
here? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas :smile:
Quote from: zombie #1 on May 23, 2013, 05:46:28 PM
The Threequel
The Threequel 2
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on May 23, 2013, 04:26:13 PM
The Paris Chainsaw Massacre
here? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas :smile:
Cute.
Nah. I was thinking France.
Actually, I was thinking they'd have a few exterior shots in France and film the rest of the movie somewhere cheap. :teddyr:
Cruel Black Intentions
Stem Cell Mama
Daughter of the Pogo Stick Werewolf
Ninja Tax Accountant
Flipper must Die!
Middle to Late Afternoon of the Living Dead.
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1
Alien Labor Unions Strike Back!
The Revenge of the Blood Thirsty Banana Vampire Clowns.
Robotic Apples vs. a Trashcan.
Four Score and Seven Heads
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2013, 02:22:05 PM
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1
lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)
Quote from: zombie #1 on May 25, 2013, 06:31:20 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2013, 02:22:05 PM
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1
lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)
But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
RAGS TO RAGS.
THE DEADLY SPORK.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER SPONGES.
TWO HEADS, THREE ARMS AND AN EGO.
CREAM CHEESE OR DIE!
THE MAGIC DUMPSTER.
Don't Watch This Movie!
Weather Girl vs. Storm of the Century
Zombie Ballroom Showcase
Luna, The Living Laser Star
The Inhuman Mutants vs. The Voodoo Human Dolls
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2013, 09:17:49 AM
But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!
Quote from: zombie #1 on May 25, 2013, 02:46:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2013, 09:17:49 AM
But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!
Chainsaw midget has short legs so you may be able to outrun him... dang this is going to be an exciting movie!
Bad Movie
Bloody Teeth Anger Robot
Drooling Behemoth
Dogbot and Cyberhawk's Alpine Adventure
Martian Rollerbladers
Hijacked Space Shuttle
My Summer with Satan
EXCUSE ME FOR DYING
And, in the category of bad movie titles I wish I'd invented, but someone beat me to it:
AXE GIANT: THE WRATH OF PAUL BUNYAN
Perhaps I should come up with something like
POISON FRUIT: A BLOODBATH BY JOHNNY APPLESEED
Attack of the Killer Pumpkins
War of the Falling Stones
FAM- f**king Awful Movie
Rage Against the Trees
Revenge of Zombie #1
Sphinktor: Wrath of the Gooch Witch
Nacho Ninjas
VIRGIN WHORE OF THE MUMMY
Filth Flinging Zombies vs. The Pedestrians
Cannibal Redneck Potluck
Atomic Woodchuck
Big Fat Pig Beast
Man-Eating Mummies From Mars
Sadodentism
Quote from: Andrew on June 04, 2013, 06:17:55 AM
Cannibal Redneck Potluck :thumbup:
Atomic Woodchuck :buggedout:
Big Fat Pig Beast :bouncegiggle:
Man-Eating Mummies From Mars :thumbup:
Sadodentism :buggedout:
I would pay good money to see all of these. :teddyr:
The Drunken Zombie Unicorns From Neptune
Zombie Prince Charming.
The Robotic Cannibal
Comptrollerz
Phalanges! Fingers of Fate!
Dial M for Mummy
Ghost of Dracula's Daughter
Slumber Party at Castle Dracula
Kung-Fu Rapists
SWINGING DENTAL HYGIENISTS
SNAKE BITE, CHEESWIZ AND YOU.
LOVE AND THE SINGLE MUTANT.
THE COLOR MAUVE WITH A LIGHTER SHADE OF BLUE.
TOENAILS FROM HELL!
THE DREADED KITTY CAT.
Zombie Shark
Vampire Bear
Were Wolf-Python
Really Big Gorilla with a Chainsaw
The thing vs. the creature.
Generic ninjas vs. special ninjas.
Something normal this way comes.
Quote from: Flangepart on June 11, 2013, 08:25:13 AM
Generic ninjas vs. special ninjas.
Go Generic Ninjas!
Anyway...
These titles are inspired by Asylum and The Fast & The Furious franchise:
- The Quick & The Quarrelsome
- The Rushed & The Really Mad
- The Speedy & The Sore
- The Swift & The Savage
- The Rapid & The Rabid
- The Able to Move, Operate, Function, or Take Effect in a Short Time & The Violently Passionate, Intensely Angry, or Enraged
Frankenstein on the Planet of the Apes
The Amazing Adventures of Leftover Man
How The Easter Bunny Saved Christmas
Samurai Murder in New Tokyo
Nice Girls Don't Kill
Again, not my own invention, but a search term that brought someone to my website:
NAKED NYMPHO LESBIAN SEX SLAVES ON ACID
The Nitty-Gritty Behind the Itty Bitty Titty Committee part 3: S**tty Titty Pity in the City
Quote from: Doc Daneeka on June 18, 2013, 04:23:46 PM
The Nitty-Gritty Behind the Itty Bitty Titty Committee part 3: S**tty Titty Pity in the City
:teddyr: How witty.
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 20, 2013, 05:52:53 PM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM Part 2
Vindaloo Massacre
Vindaloo Massacre II: Spice'N'Dice
Vindaloo Massacre III: Bad Korma
Zodiac Battles (Star Wars Asylum rip off)
Quote from: El Misfit on June 21, 2013, 08:09:31 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 20, 2013, 05:52:53 PM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM Part 2
The Next to Last Exoticism, Part 2: The Positivively, Absolutely Last Exorcism and We Really, Really Mean It This Time Part 2.5
Amoeba Cop
The Rubber Maniac from Soho
AX COP VS. DRILLER KILLER.
Is Pepsi Okay...For Murder?
Wonder Slunch
STONERS VS. DRUNKS
THE SO-CALLED DEAD
The Steel chair Massacre
Death from the Left and Right!
A Fistfight for Dollars.
Two Fist-Fulls of Dollars.
A Fist Filled with Dollars.
Yet Another Fast-Moving Zombie Movie
Deepwater Doom, From the Depths of Delaware
Spies vs. Aliens vs. Robots vs. Ninjas vs. Monsters
The Sprouts of Death!
Santa Claus vs. Godzilla
Zombie Track Stars
Remake: the Movie
Fear Among the Cornstalks
Rad Dad
Scuzzin Cuzzin
Poon-bot
The Automatic Dream Bleeder
A Penny for Your Thighs
Vacation Mystery of Swamp Ghost
R4z0R R4g3 P4r7 2: Sh4v3d 2 D347H
KUNG FU REDNECKS
DRILLER-KILLING FOR FUN AND PROFIT
Vodka-nado
The Squealing
The Squealing 2: Your Sister Is A Were-Hog
Ghetto Ninja: Path of the Benjamins
The Man Who Kunged all the Fu
Nerds vs Geeks: the Massacre
It Came From Over There!
Doctor Blood Will See You Now
The Sharpest Tool In The Shed
It Came From Over There, Again!
Don't Fall Asleep On The Train Tracks
One In The Chamber, Of Commerce
Shark In The Park 2
For The Last Time, It Came From Over There!
The Burning Itch
Door into A Room
She's out of The Kitchen 3
Mexican Ice
The Ovarian Conspiracy
Le Stinky Pinky
We Ski on The Rocks
YO MAMA: The directors cut.
NOT QUITE FATAL INSTINCT, BUT STILL REALLY BAD.
PLANES, TRAINS AND TRANSFORMERS.
TREVOR'S UNDIES PART 2!
BADMOVIES.ORG the musical!
Quote from: Flangepart on July 10, 2013, 05:53:04 PM
YO MAMA: The directors cut.
NOT QUITE FATAL INSTINCT, BUT STILL REALLY BAD.
PLANES, TRAINS AND TRANSFORMERS.
TREVOR'S UNDIES PART 2!
BADMOVIES.ORG the musical!
HAHAHAAAA!
Porn Commenter Massacre
ORGY FIGHT!
just imagine it...
CONFESSIONS OF A ZOMBIE PORN STAR
Quote from: Puma81 on July 10, 2013, 10:58:50 PM
ORGY FIGHT!
just imagine it...
I read that as ORGY FIST. Now I have bad thoughts in my head. :tongueout:
Attack of the Flatlined Dinosaurs
I don't know what you did last summer
I know what you did last summer and I don't give a S#$!
First there was Snow Beast... Then came Sun Creature...
...and now get ready for BRIEF PASSING SHOWER ANIMAL
On a similar note, if HALLOWEEN and BLACK CHRISTMAS scared you, get ready for a never-ending RAIN of TERROR in ST. SWITHUN'S DAY.
Rain Creature.
Rain Creature 2: Attack of the Raping Squids.
Sackface vs. The Loader
AL PACKER'S CAFE.
SUPERWATERBUFFALO.
THEY HANGED THE RIGHT MAN.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER KILLERS.
THE TRIAL OF WILLIAM LOADLIFTER.
THE FORKLIFT KILLER.
DEAD BEFORE ARRIVAL.
Quote from: Flangepart on July 20, 2013, 08:31:14 AM
THEY HANGED THE RIGHT MAN.
THE FORKLIFT KILLER.
I love these two. I Loled.
A forklift killer movie would be hilarious.
Fast & Furious: Crotchrockets in Texas
Shindler's List 3D
The Large Mouthed Bass Massacre
The large Mouthed Bass Massacre 2: prepare to get fished!
Memoirs of a Blow Up Geisha
Albino Shark Attack
Snooki vs. The Moon Men
and...
The Summer School Math Class Massacres of Branson, Missouri.
Anglo the Talking Saxophone
p**sbucket High School
The Ice Cream Anti-social
High Speed Death Driver
Mucus Witch
Knife Puppet
Howling Demons of the Quicksand Planet
Waterpark Pirahnas
ZOMBIE CARNIVAL CRUISE.
ALICE GOES THROUGH A HOOKING CLASS
ANGILIS,THE PRETTY DAM VINCABLE.
REVENGE OF THE SECOND BANANAS.
PRIDE OF THE HUMBLE.
KING IF THE QUEENS.
Testicular Genocide
The Crack House on the Left
Gangster Goose
Gangster Goose 2: The Squirrel Mafia
Gangster Goose 3: The Death of Mary the Sheep Herder
MACHINE GUN PASTRAMI.
SHEEP MAY SAFELY CRAZE.
HAMBONE FELDSTEIN.
THE WRATH OF GORGONZOLA.
Cannibal Sluts
Rubber Suited Monster Zombies
Irving Poindexter: Secret Agent
Crocodile Monster
Crocodile Monster vs another slightly larger Crocodile Monster
Frankenstein on Acid
Santos vs los Robo policía
HONKY WITH A SHOTGUN
BADASS BLUNDERBUSS BABES
HIPSTER IN A BLENDER
Abbott and Costello Meet The Munsters
Gamera Vs Rodan
MechaGodzilla Vs Destoroyah
Royal Canadian Mounties vs Ninja
The Sock that Ate France
Top Secret Garbage Men
Gorilla with a Tank
Ghoul House Rock
Attack of the Flying s**tballs
Earnest Goes To Hell
Tales About Slack Jawed Yokels, Subhuman Filth, and All-Around Losers
AL SINS IN WONDERLAND
Pukes Of Hazard
Sharknado 2: Tornado
HIPSTERS VS. JUGGALOS
STDS (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DEMONS)
Tyler Perry's Big Movie
Madea Learns Kung Fu From A Black Guy Who Lives In The Dumpster Behind The Library
National Lampoon's American Pie Band Camp Van Wilder Vacation
Uwe Boll's Good Movie
Birdemic 3: Hummingbird Horror
Death Guy & Mr. Kill Meet Bill Cosby
I Married a Sandwich
Shark Ho
Shark Ho 2: Chum Dumpster
Beelzebubblebath
City Cop Drug Fighters Mission
DINGLEBERRYS, WHISKEY AND YOU.
DOGPATCH CATS.
KILL ME WITH TOILET PAPER.
THE WOODEN SHOE MURDERS.
TALES OF THE BLIND SNIPER.
TOPLESS DAYDREAMS, BOTTOMLESS NIGHTMARES
Quote from: Pilgermann on August 28, 2013, 12:33:49 AM
Shark Ho 2: Chum Dumpster
haha! contender for my favourite so far... :teddyr:
Koncession Killer
In a small town theater, the psychopathic concession stand clerk murders anyone who comes out alone during the movie for snacks.
MONSTER WITH BAD MANNERS
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 02, 2013, 11:47:04 AM
MONSTER WITH BAD MANNERS
you just described
Little Monsters (1989) :twirl:
Kill all the Jerks
The Great Potato Sack Race of '62
Ninja Clowns from Hell
Moby Dick 2: Dicker
Titanic 3: Zombified!
The Day After the Day the World Ended
Circus From Hell: Werewolf Clowns!
Striptease 2: Cougars in Charge
The Brain Suckers From Beyond the 25th Dimension
QUEEN ELIZIBETH: WEREWOLF SLAYER.
MR. ED AND THE CZARINA.
KILL ME WITH FABRIC SOFTNER.
DEAD AND NOT LOVING IT.
NIGHT OF THE TWERKING DEAD
Genie Cop
The Bloodthirsty Unicorn
Pizza Parlour Chainsaw Massacre
Pizza Parlour Chainsaw Massacre II: Choppy Giuseppe
Pizza Parlour Chainsaw Massacre III: Dough Or Die
My dream last night was a bad movie called "Isthmus" figure that our Freud. It took place at a local Lake that was made up like a tropical military enclosure of some sort. I went to local tropical bars and I think saw other bad movies and may have like attended the movie I was in? I can't remember, isthmus look for it.
THE THING WITH THE BAD HAIRCUT.
ARBOR DAY, BLOODY ARBOR DAY.
CHURCH GRANNY GRUDGE MATCH.
BEAST WITH A MILLION TOENAILS.
I SAW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S A$$.
THE FLEA, THE THE FLY AND THE REAL ESTATE AGENT.
Yo Mamma! The Movie
The Rosie O' Donnell Love Making Hour
Cum Stains On Colorful Retro Rugs
The Remakes Revenge!
Nazi Porn Troopers
World War Dracula
Mexican Wrestlers Stole Hitler's Head!
Polka of the Living Dead
Baby Mama Drama
Gary Coleman's Ghost vs That Kid From Webster
The Juggalo Diaries
The Flinstones 3: The Party is CromagnOFF, But it will CromagnON again
A HAUNTING IN HACKENSACK
HITLER ON ORGY MOUNTAIN
DREAMING OF NIGHTMARES
MILF MASSACRE
THE BACHELOR VAMPIRE
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 19, 2013, 11:51:38 AM
MILF MASSACRE
surprised there isn't a real movie with that name, although there is a song (https://myspace.com/afragilemusic/music/song/milf-massacre-unmixed-48238657) which appears to be death metal except with a casio keyboard instead of guitars. obviously
Werewolf with an Uzi
Nazi Truckstop
Dinosaur Zombies with Chainsaws
The Day the Earth Called in Sick
Mars needs Dental Hygienists
Heads you win, Tails we Murder
The Thing that Ate My Underwear
It came from the Slurpee Machine!!!
IRS Agents from Beyond Space
Robo-Witch
Sasquatch a Go-Go
Halloween on the Planet of the Apes
WEREWOLF MILFS
MILFS ON BATH SALTS
There should be a whole series of non-porno "Milf" bad movies, someone has dropped the pop-culture ball.
Busty Stewardesses on Ninja Island
Revenge of the Ghost of of William Henry Harrison! ... Umm... he was the 9th President? God, don't you people know anything? See, this is exactly why he's getting his revenge on you people. Seriously, read a history book sometime.
Gorilla Bear vs Lobster Bear
THE ED GENE - When a group of scientists analyze the genetics of serial killer Ed Gein in order to create the perfect killing machine, they get more than they bargained for when the samples go airborne and infect a nearby populace, creating dozens of hybrid Ed Gein mutants who graft the skin of their victims on to the entire town.
BETWEEN SATURDAY AND DOOMSDAY AT THE FAIR.
Attack of the Killer Manatees.
Quote from: El Misfit on October 02, 2013, 06:18:16 PM
Attack of the Killer Manatees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS26oLAoK8U
it just had to be...
HUMAN FLOTSAM ON A RIVER OF SIN
Quote from: zombie #1 on October 02, 2013, 06:39:43 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on October 02, 2013, 06:18:16 PM
Attack of the Killer Manatees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS26oLAoK8U
it just had to be...
Yeah, Methinks a fan made fake trailer, but eh, why not?
LATE SNACK OF THE ELDER GHODS.
WHERE SPARROWS DARE.
Fat Hillbilly Swamp Mutants from Hell!
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 02, 2013, 06:58:23 PM
HUMAN FLOTSAM ON A RIVER OF SIN
not sure why but that sounds like a straight translation from some foreign (Japanese?) original to me, lol
Quote from: Flangepart on October 03, 2013, 08:10:37 AM
Yeah, Methinks a fan made fake trailer, but eh, why not?
yeah home made no doubt. dont' think there's really a flick of that
Quote from: Gst0395 on October 03, 2013, 01:20:40 PM
Fat Hillbilly Swamp Mutants from Hell!
I love that they're fat. not just your regular size swamp mutants, no sir
Cardinal Fang and the comfy chair.
Whoopie Cushion Massacre
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 04, 2013, 02:31:55 PM
Whoopie Cushion Massacre
Now THAT I'd like to see. I completely forgot Whoopie Cushions even existed.
Quote from: Gst0395 on October 07, 2013, 06:47:09 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on October 04, 2013, 02:31:55 PM
Whoopie Cushion Massacre
Now THAT I'd like to see. I completely forgot Whoopie Cushions even existed.
WOOPIE CUSHION MASSACRE 2: The Second Seating. :smile:
You guys have no idea how much I'd pay to see some of these movies. Maybe I could make one of them into a fake trailer or real film using machinima tools.
SIN FOR YOUR DINNER
WEREWOLF IN A WRESTLING RING
WEREWOLF IN A POODLE PARLOR.
KILLER DUCKS FROM SPACE.
LAND THAT TIME RESCEDUALD FOR NEXT THURSDAY.
Dr. Manifesto's Sex Dungeon of Doom
Future Quantity Surveyor
Quote from: zombie #1 on October 16, 2013, 01:39:31 PM
Future Quantity Surveyor
Starring Ethel the Arrdvark? :smile:
DIAPERS OF DOOM.
DINGO'S KIDNEYS.
DEAD AND NOT SO KEEN ON IT.
THE SEVEN AWESOME SINS
THE SCARY VAMPIRE
MY COUSIN WAS A BIGFOOT
SERIAL KILLER REUNION
A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Massacre Go Down
(a.k.a Candy Carnage)
Penultimate Terror
Penultimate Terror II: Final Terror
Don't Open The Fridge
I Was A Teenage Mongoloid
The Horrible Doctor McGhee
The Fartening
The Fartening II: s**tstains Of Death (for Trevor) :smile:
Don't Tell Mom I'm Dead
STD Wars
Zombie Hotel Hookers
Scream Til You Puke
Catholic Blood Orgy
Godzilla vs Car Fox
GODZILLA 1954 VS. GODZILLA 1974
GORGONZOLA: CHEESE MONSTER FROM WISCONSIN.
GORGONZOLA 2: SPREAD THE DEATH.
GORGONZOLA VS. SUPER GOUDA.
Cabbage Patch Cannibals
CABBAGE PATCH ELVIS:THE ARCH HALL JR. STORY.
DEATH BY LONG UNDERWEAR.
SHE-RA VS. THE UNKNOWN CARE BEAR.
The Crawling Thong
Day Of The Chupa-Chihuahua
Long Day's Journey To Deadville
Night Of The Photocopier Clones
Rabid Koalas: A South African Horror Story For The Geographically Clueless (This one's for Trevor.)
What Hermaphrodites Want
Fatal Stab
Unidentified Flying UFO's From Planet Alien-World
CGI Massacre
Stacy's Mom has got ...The Glowing Arm
Quote from: Javakoala on November 12, 2013, 09:18:57 AM
Rabid Koalas: A South African Horror Story For The Geographically Clueless (This one's for Trevor.)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: voltron on October 24, 2013, 05:01:23 PM
The Fartening II: s**tstains Of Death (for Trevor) :smile:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on September 03, 2013, 04:29:25 PM
Kill all the Jerks
The Great Potato Sack Race of '62
Ninja Clowns from Hell
Moby Dick 2: Dicker
I would pay to see all of these. :teddyr: :teddyr:
The World, the Flesh and the Cheeseburger.
Where Eagles Crash.
A Politically Correct It's a wonderful life.
Women And Bloody--Ewww, Get It OFF Me!
Fatal Whiff: The Lampshade That Farted
Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues
The Budgie That Couldn't Be Put Down
Lump Under The Carpet: A Zombie Hamster Tale.
Bloody Roots Of The Eternal Dogwood Tree
Quote from: Javakoala on November 19, 2013, 07:48:29 PM
Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues
Now THAT, is a good one. How about some more drug-related titles.
Night of the Living Cokeheads
Acid Trip from Hell
Mutant Methhead Massacre
Crackhouse of Doom
Attack of the Stoner Zombies
PCP 5000
I'm sure you can all come up with something more creative than these.
Sorry to double post, but I now realise "Speed Demon" means someone who drives really fast, not someone who takes speed. My mistake.
Well, it could mean both. I like the drug-themed tangent anyway :thumbup:
Quote from: Gst0395 on November 20, 2013, 06:45:12 PM
Night of the Living Cokeheads
coincidentally there's a track by public enemy, 'Night Of The Living Baseheads' (which is another word for coke head)
hmm, how about...
Magic Mushroom Massacre!
THE BEAST FROM 20.000 INCHES.
WORMWOOD AND THE MAN.
IT CAME.
WOMAN IN SEARCH OF A GYNOCOLOGIST.
THE MAN FROM SODDY DAISY TENNESSEE. (No,there really is a town by that name)
Quote from: Flangepart on November 22, 2013, 12:05:08 PM
(No,there really is a town by that name)
that would make a great tag-line, lol
Sins of the Scarlet Macaw Inn - Your standard jungle brothel sexploitation flick.
Northbound Hell - A group of young backpackers visiting Europe board a train, unaware that the most dangerous killer in [country] is being transported to a Super-Max Russian prison. Killer breaks loose and goes on a psycho's dream spree of violence aboard the train. Only a retired cop who long ago handled the killer's case stands between the innocent and... a-death!
Micheal Bay's Fraggles: Prepare to be Fragged - The Fraggles are a gritty underground resistance paramilitary force seeking to overthrown the tyranical Overlord Gregory "Pa" Gorg. Yer f'ed now!
Don't Hold the Butler
AFLOAT!
DROWNED IN A PORT-A-JOHN.
BLACK FLAG RAIDERS.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER GERBILS.
ATTACK OF THE HUMAN BEINGS.
All the Girls Love a Roman Centurion
How to be a Dinosaur in six easy lessons
A Bridge to Castle Hell
Horror of the Camel
Kung-Fu Tuesday
The phrase maker at http://watchout4snakes.com/ works well for this!
I like adjective - noun - verb - noun
"ascetic ninth asphyxiating cowhide"
"kindred breakfast exchanging enrollment"
They don't make much sense...but neither do many of the movies that are actually made that we watch. :P
SPHINX STRANGLER
SINGLE MOM VAMPIRE CLUB
SATAN GOT SERVED
Quote from: whatwasthatmovie on November 26, 2013, 05:45:42 PM
The phrase maker at http://watchout4snakes.com/ works well for this!
IMPREGNATED RETARD
Vuvuzela monastery nightmare 2.
Taleban Cowboys.
LACTATING ZOMBIES
HAIR DIE.
COLD CUTS, WARM HEART.
WHY DON'T YOU HATE ME?
TO LIVE AND DIE IN THE ETERNAL CITY.
Revenge of the Turkey.
Marijuanted: Suspect with a Blunt Weapon
THE SECRET SEX LIFE OF SOCRATES
Bongo Meets The Huffer
30 Seconds To Die...29...28....
Helen Keller And The Forgotten Toilet Brush: A Tragic Love Story.
Yer Mom's A Zombie! (And You Don't Look So Good Yourself!)
Visions Of Form And Function: Slaughterhouse Dreams
BRAINS FOR THE LOVE OF AMERICA.
JOCKSTRAPS FROM MARS.
FATHERS OF CALM.
JULIA CHILD:ZOMBIE SLAYER!
Human Meringue Pie
LESTER THE LACTATING CLOWN.
WHEN DINGOS GET THE VOTE.
KING KONG 2: KONG IN SLUMBERLAND.
COULD YOU SCREAM A LITTLE LOUDER?
Mr. Wolf & the Rabbit with No Legs: Boundless Opportunity
MY DENTAL HYGIENIST IS A MUMMY
MONOCLE OF THE CYCLOPS
Itallian s**t from the 70's and other trash
DICK DRIP GREEN AND RED-THIS NIGHT YOU WILL BE DEAD.
MY NUTS,YOUR CHIN
SHOOT,DJANGO! IF NOT-EJACULATE!
I EAT YOUR ASS WORM
Attack of the Tits That Lactates Flames.
Zumba Fitness Party Massacre
The Loch Ness Cyborg
Curse of the Mummy's Head
Nobody Loves a Superhero
All I Kung for Christmas is Fu
Bigfoot vs George Washington
10 things to do in Seattle when You're the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Godzilla Just Totally F**Ks S**t Up Again
Elvis on Mars
Sportula
Yuletide Massacre (aka Slay Belles)
Chav Zombies of the North
If you're not familiar with the term "chav", you probably won't understand.
Bikini Surf Robots
I was a Teenage Plesiosaurus
Chainsaw Shark
Punxsutawney Kill: The Groundhog Day Massacre
UNDEAD MACBETH.
TWO GENTLEMONSTERS OF VERONA.
12TH VICTIM.
A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS MASSACRE.
THE MERCHANT OF MENACE.
RICHARD III:THE QUICKENING.
THE HORNY DEAD
KING LEER
The Day the Clown Cried 2
What about this: The Hollowheads Meet The Feebles In The Forbidden Zone Eating Raoul
The Electric Nun
THE KING OF UNDIES.
GRAND MASTER TREVOR.
RACING STRIPES FOREVER.
It's a trilogy.
Merry Bathtub
Hercules and the Hammer of Thor
It's a wonderful day for a Holocaust
Banjo Ninjas
Dracula goes Hawaiian
Yeti High
Santa and the Easter Bunny's off season road trip
Reenacting Scenes from other Movies' Trailers in Cheaper Costumes
Rocky Meets Rambo
The Clones of Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris & Clowns
Spam: the Lunch Meat Movie
I, Evil Computer Mastermind
The Night of the Triffids
Night of the Triffids II: Arrival of the Lumberjacks
Wyoming Toffee-Hammer Massacre
LET ME DIE A PERVERT
BULLET IN THE BUTTOCK
Shark Missile
Underpants: The Final Thread :wink:
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 23, 2014, 01:32:41 PM
BULLET IN THE BUTTOCK
a.k.a 'Ammo In The Ass'
...maybe not, sounds like a gay p0rn
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMBAT.
MEGA WOMBAT VS. ULTRA WEASEL.
WOMBATMAN.
CYBER-CHINESE GIRLSCOUTS
(http://www.fcc-in.org/Resources/Pictures/troop%2042.jpg)
Attack of the 50 foot Howler Monkey
Mars needs Prostitutes
L.A. Ninja Motorcycle Gangs in the Year 5000
Cannibal lawyers
GYMKAKA
Gymkayak
MISTER MASSACRE MEETS SIR SLAUGHTER
Submerged To Death
Horror Bull: The Bull That Causes Horror
THE DECAPITATIONATER
1, 2, Buckle My Shoe
1, 2, Buckle My Shoe 2 (aka 1, 2, Buckle My Shoes)
"comic relief white rapper idiot"
Crimson Cook's Fast Food fear Fest
Attack of the Angry Antelopes from Antarctica
THE SINISTER SHELDON COOPER
THE SEXY LEONARD HOFFSTEDDER.
They Saved Hitler's Elbow!
Guns, Bombs, and Lederhosen
Vampire Kong
Return of the Karate Midgets
Chainsaw Cowboys
BloodSucking Hamsters
Vengeance of the Disgruntled Movie Reviewers
Friday the 13th: Jason Goes to ComicCon
Odinn and The Ninja Squirrels. :wink:
THE MAN EATING BRA.
TWILIGHT OF THE NOT SO OMNIPOTENT.
GARAGE BAND ENIMA.
IT CAME FROM SOUTHERN NORTH DAKOTA.
I Died And Went To Branson
The Wild Tales of Dr. Cheese and Mr. Crunch
Bob Dylan's Homicidal Motor Scooter
Harmonica Is A Cunnilingus Activity: A Prelude To Trumpet Players
Buttbird Goes To Washington
Fabio Vs. The Cyclone Warhead of Kingdom Cum
Skip Diddles and His Big Band
Moving Sidewalk Massacre
Rammstein vs The Acid Megaladon
BLOOD THURSTY HOBBYHORSES FROM URAGUAY.
SUGAR RUSH: REVENGE OF THE COOKIE MONSTER ;)
Decapitation Row
Last Of The Red-Hot Cheez-Its
Race With The Lesser Of Two Evils
Roadtrip With My Clones
Attack Of The Alopecia Yeti
The Marinara Massacre
Flight Of The Fumble Fee; or, Lispmania!
Raffle Tickets to an Ass-Kicking
Manly Man Macrame.
The Peruvian Biker Chicks 2: Get Fluffy!
Waldo and the Nuclear Cattleprod.
FOOT WORSHIPERS FROM VENUS
THE FURRY STRANGLER
Dial X For X-ecution
Dial X For X-ecution II: Hang Up & Die Again
Dial X For X-ecution III: Sorry, Wrong Number
Zircons from the Moon
Toll Plaza Killer - A killer works in a toll plaza and kills random people who stop to pay their tolls. the police can't figure out who's doing it because they are really really stupid.
Alien Toll Plaza Invasion - either aliens who invade toll plazas and take tolls while they bide their time figuring out what to do or the aliens are the toll plazas
Attack of the Wooden Spoon: Part 7
RoadKill's Revenge
MARIACHI GIGOLO
MARIACHI GIGOLO MEETS SENORITA SADISTA
MARIACHI GIGOLO IN AFRICA
Meow
The prequel to Roar (1981) (can't post urls..)
Either with kittens or baby tigers,lions,cheetahs,panthers etc from the original film.
Jesus christ my cat has just stunk the bloody room out.. I'm having nothing to do with the making of it if it's going to involve a load of cat s**t.
THE FLATULENT SEVEN featuring Robert Z'Dar as the AssFaced Stranger
THE CAT IN THE HAT AND THE DOG IN THE BLENDER.
THE FISH THAT SAVED PIORIA.
A NIGHT AT THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. (A.L.Webber meets the Marx Brothers!)
THE THING FROM ANOTHER ZIP CODE.
THE BEAST WITH A MILLION EUROS.
Undead Dinosaurs From The Future
Froggy Went A-Massacre-ing
Ninja Fat Camp
Lol, you guys have some pretty funny ones on here.
The Line at the Post Office II: Back in time
Fi-Fi Master of Pain (The Destruction of Kitty Condo)
Sonic Death At the Cricket Farm (Squeeky's Revenge)
Roboctopus III: Tacoyaki's Sushi Slaughter
Die Hard 6: Die Already :wink:
KING KONG RETIRES.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING JELLO SHOTS.
USED CAR SALESMEN OF THE DEAD.
WAFFLE HO'S
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE REST OF YOUR UNDEATH?
Mien Kraft: He'll take over the world one block at a time!
I'm sorry, this one just hit me like a mackeral. :drink:
Quote from: SynapticBoomstick on March 05, 2014, 12:33:46 PM
Mien Kraft: He'll take over the world one block at a time!
:thumbup: Good one and guaranteed to be
cheesy!
(http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/12/95/12955117.jpg)
Funeral Home Cafeteria
HOW I MURDERED YOUR MOTHER
I FRACTURE YOUR SPLEEN.
I DRINK YOUR BILE.
I NOOGIE YOU ALIVE.
MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN ENIGMA FROM CONUNDRUM LAND.
DEAD CLOWN SOCIETY
TURKISH PAC-MAN
Sarah Palin VS Gozdzilla AND Mothra (if it was just Godzilla it would be too short)
CLOWN WITH A PITCHFORK
Dr. Wangus: Sex Doctor
Dentists from Hell
Nuke the World!
Vampires vs Aliens
KUNG FU CELLBLOCK
WEREWOLF IN A WOMEN'S PRISON
I GOT MY MARRIAGE TO A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE ANNULLED
HELP, MY MISTRESS IS A ZOMBIE!
WHEN CHICKENS COLLIDE.
MAN EATING VEGANS FROM HELL.
SILENT BUTT DEADLY.
The Unshakable Truth of the Inter-Dimensional Beings
The Frankenstein Wrestling Federation
A Spaceman, A Cop, and a Rodeo Clown ...
Creature from the Bride of the Lagoon
Ninja on the Titanic
No Misteaks were Made in the Production of this Movie
Titanic: A Space Opera
Renegade Children of the Elephant Men
Brain Munchers From the Mind
Super Vertigo Attack of Death
Hellcats vs. Biker Bimbos vs. The Black Ninjas
The Crashing Bore
The Pointless Appointment
I Can't Get No Splattersfaction
Thunder God: The Vengeance of Thor
Jessie James vs the Robot Mummy
Vampire Sasquatch
The Cars that Ate Cheerleaders
The Sattanic Rites of Elvis
Hi, all! New member here and thought I'd give this a try...
"Bra Breakers In A Haunted House"
"Kardashian Kaiju Massacre"
"Earth vs. Nathan Lane"
SEX LIFE OF THE INVISIBLE MAN
THE VELVETEEN HORROR
BORN WITHOUT A PENIS: THE STORY OF A WOMAN
I Spit On Your Foot
THE DANCING PODIATRIST.
THE SPELUNKING PROCTOLOGIST.
THE STAREING OCCULIST.
THE LAUGHING UROLOGIST.
Shark-Crab vs Squidagator
Aaardvark Apocalypse
The Fastest Spaghetti Spoon in the West
Mars Needs Hot Tubs
Vampire Moose
Assault of the 50 Foot Ninja!
Skateboarding Venus Flytrap VS Alien Wasp
WEASEL COP.
SHERRIFF AARRDVARK.
SPECIAL AGENT CRYING LOON.
WILD BOAR - F.B.I.
3/ 5
Attack of the zombie Pacifists.
Nibbled to death by teeth.
MEET MR. MURDER
EITHER THESE CURTAINS GO OR I MURDER
MURDER ME IN ST. LOUIS
THE WEREMURDERER
THE VAGINA MURDERER (starring Drake)
Groovy High
Godzilla vs Mecha-Slattern.
Mildly Mental
Mildly Mental II: Vaguely Vexed
Mildly Mental III: Kinda Krazy
Mildly Mental IV: Pslightly Psycho
Dyscalculia
Dyscalculia 3: The Revenge
The Bipolar Vortex
The winter of our dispepsia.
The summer of serious like.
Springtime for You Know Who.
Legends of the Fallguy.
Ancient Voodoo Curse Of The Invisible Belly Dancing Were-Ostrich People From Planet Flobbywobby
War of the megagigantichugesupermecha beast.
What happened to Sara Jane?
BIKINI FILIBUSTER
Sewer Sorcerer
Beveled Edge of Sanity
Pee Brain's First Adventure
Demon Nunchucks
FLIBBITYJIBB.
THE LAST OF THE FIRST IN THE MIDDLE.
DOING IT T-SHIRT STYLE.
RAISING BRIDGE, LOWERING THE RIVER, LAUGHING AT FRANCE.
Ain't No party like a Donner Party
IGNORED AND LEFT BEHIND - the Asylum version of TAKEN.
GREEN SHEEP.
AMBER SUNDAY.
PLAID ROSE OF CAIRO.
We Wish You A Stabby Christmas
FLESH EATING CARNIVOR ZOMBIES FROM REDUNDICA.
MING THE MERCILESS VS. GANDHI.
A SLOW DEATH BY IMMORTALITY.
Killer Ninja Clowns From the Cosmos
Jim Bob Jones vs. the Stink Monster
Silver Fox, Masked Hero vs. The Maniac Dwarfs
Earth vs. the Black Hole
Renegade Street Fighters of the Apocalypse
Two-Legged Humanoids From The Planet Earth
Dark Matter Vampires From Universe B.
ROCK AND ROLL AVALANCHE PATROL.
GIANT SHRIMP FROM LILLIPUT.
Witch Orgy On Acid Mountain
THE THREE STOOGES VS. GIDORAH.
Froggy Went A-Massacre-in'
SISSY NINJA
GAY ARRDVARKS FROM PIORIA.
ALFRED PACKER'S WEDDING DAY.
Rise Of The Yeast-Demon
The Little Bastard.
TAINTED WOMEN (can't believe there's not already a movie with this name!)
Caligula the Eagle
THE FLAT, THE WIDE AND THE SLOW MOVING.
THE KILLER STEAMROLLER.
REVENGE OF THE PACIFIST.
NEXT TUESDAY ON VULCAN.
Monkey Martians
Project Specter Elimination
Redneck Werewolf vs Rockabilly Frankenstein
Steampunk Kong
Pelicans: the Revenge
WaffleHouse Massacre
Einstein Hitler
DAY OF THE JAPANESE GAME SHOWS.
NIGHT OF THE ITALIAN GAME SHOWS.
MID-AFTERNOON OF THE BRITISH GAMES SHOWS.
Massachusetts Math-Class Massacre
^ that was me through most of public school
Glee vs Spuds Mackenzie
Amelia Earhart vs Satan
The Peanut Butter Ninja
That Time Grandpa saved the world from Giant Monsters
Give This Movie An Oscar
Punched In the Dick!
The Book: The Movie
Free Popcorn
FLAT WORMS INVASION.
MY TEACHER IS A TEACHER.
TOILETS FROM MARS.
Coffee Grinder Massacre
tagline: They wanted decaffeinated...they got decapitated
Benji Get Throw In a Woodchipper
THE HAUNTED DIAPER.
HAUNTED DIAPER: THE SECOND LOAD.
HAUNTED DIAPER 3: S%!# STORM!
Giant rats Eat Your Face
Honey Booboo Meets Frankenstein
Carrot Top's Jihad
Crack Hookers From Outer Space
Towing Company Of the Dead
Cheese Takes Over the Casinos
Ernest Goes To Hell
When Eddie Murphy Was Still Funny
Blood Of the Taxpayers
Freddy and Jason vs. Flavor Flav
War Of the Kardashians
The World According To Al Sharpton
Journey To the Cleavage Of Vergara
The Werewolf Of Cape Cod
The Giant Gastropod Invasion
Bikini Women Meet Gilbert Gottfried's Mummy
The Cold Lasagna Massacre
Cathouse Of Mars
Never Say Credit Again
The Devil's Audit
O-Ring Blowout
Earth vs. Rosie O'Donnell
The NORAD Cult
Hannah Montana In A Womens' Prison
The Screaming Scrotum
The Screaming Scrotum Returns
Mystery Of the Flat Tire
Jack Link Meets Roadkill Jones
Deli of Blood
THE DIAPER CHANGERS 4:reloaded!
THE KILLER KOALAS.
WHY DID TREVOR CHANGE HIS UNDIES?
Hell Is For Lawyers
Why Witches Really Rode Brooms
The Snow Cone Massacre
Lindsey Lohan is Pollyanna
Harold & Kumar Meet the Ghost Of Paul Lynde
Liberace's Revenge
The Meat Beaters
Dolphins vs the Atomic Canary
Steven Segal is El Chupacabra
Deadbeats of the Wild West
Josie Eats the p***ycats
Amish Skateboarders in the Devil's Locker Room
Goatman Takes On the Jersey Shore
The Girl Who Came Too Early
Verne Troyer Conquers the Big Assed Beauty
House Of Cat p**s
Captain Blueballs and His Amazing Journey To the Phillipines
THE BOUNCING DEAD.
WORKING IN THE GARDEN OF MILD ATTACHMENT.
EATEN ALIVE BY GRAPES.
War-er
The War Battle
WHEN HEAVEN CALLS BACK.
ZARDOZ 2: NO MORE MR. NICE HEAD.
NARROW AS AN ARROW.
Dress Code Ninjas
ZACK CODY Vs. DRACULA.
THE FRANKENSTEIN BAR AND GRILL.
HAIR BALLS AND HORRORS.
110m Hurdles Massacre
REALTOR OF TERROR
THE DAY NEW JERSEY GOT OLD.
BACK POCKET UNIVERSE.
THE SLIGHTLY BLUE HOLE THAT'S REALLY MORE PURPLE WITH YELLOW SPECKS.
Desperately Seeping Oozin'
BABY GOT TENTACLES
Massacre at Gummi Glenn
* (syfy TV movie)
Asteroid: Doom From Space
Cool as Hammer
Cool 3: Hammer & Ice
Manos Goes to Outer Space
Revenge of the Zombie Fried Chicken
DAYS OF WINEING ROSES.
WHEN HARRY ET SALLY.
CAN ANTHONY NEWLEY EVER REMEMBER TO STOP ACTING AND JUST SING?
The Return of the Killer Shoe Salesman
Attack of the Alien Dwarfs
The Night Belongs to Irvin
At Dusk It Snores
Confessions of a Serial Clown
Marooned on Planet Pube
The Invasion of the Blubbery Bimbo Babes
Labor Day Massacre 2:The Musical
The Killing of Aranus
The Death of Auto-tune
The Nightmare that Wasn't
The Edible Panty Murders
Death Spank
The Rise of the Bieber Zombies
Bruce's Greatest Return of the Entrance of the Fist of The Big Boss Connection - starring Loose Brie.
The Real Good War Battle
Pointless Explosions
Pointless Explosions 2
Pointless Explosions 3: Pointless Explosions In Space
THE GIANT PORTUGESE MAN-O-WAR VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY.
CHILDREN OF THE CORN VS. TEENAGERS OF THE ASPARAGAS.
THE DEAD COMEDIANS SCOCIETY.
Live-Vocal Larry vs. The Incredible Lip-Syncing Monster From Planet M.I.M.E
STRIPPERS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE
I envision a whole series of "Strippers" movies.
STRIPPERS GO TO JUNIOR COLLEGE
STRIPPERS VS. THE EVIL SLIME FROM OUTER SPACE
etc.
And along other job related titles...
THE PROCTOLOGIST!
PROCTOLOGIST 2: THE DEEPINING.
PROCOLOGIST 3: SPELUNKERS FROM HELL.
Revenge of the Slutty Nuns.
POLICE COP
AMISH STRIPPERS IN MENNONITE HELL
Soulcycle Massacre
The Uncouth Nuns
The Other Face of Dr. Schitt
Go-Karts to Hell
Powerknuckles
Shark Ho 3: Rows of Teeth (I listed the previous titles in this "series" a long, long time ago)
PICKLES, THE KILLER GERKIN.
ONION MAN AND THE SALAD FROM HELL.
MY EYES LIKE OLIVES.
Huge umm Bazooka
CHAD THE MASTER OF HELL.
LITTLE ANDREW AND THE WAR PONY.
TREVOR VS. THE ZOMBIE ROADKILL.
Quote from: Flangepart on October 06, 2014, 07:54:34 AM
LITTLE ANDREW AND THE WAR PONY.
TREVOR VS. THE ZOMBIE ROADKILL.
Those two titles involve people I know well. :wink: :wink:
Heh, heh, heh,
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SPRITE DOES PROVO.
ER AND THE AMAZING PUMP HANDLE OF DREAMS.
REV. POWELL: MINISTER OF WHUPASS.
LESTER 1/2 JR. VS. THE FRACTIONAL WOMAN.
INDIANASMITH AND THE BOOK TOUR FROM HECK.
BOB THE KILLER GOLDFISH. (I dare ya to get that reference!)
Darksider Goes Hawaiian
Stench of Doom: The Night Trevor's Undies Came to Life :wink:
Indiana Smith and the Lost Temple of Punch
Zombie Andrew vs. Werewolf Bob
Retro Russell & Happy Gilmore meet Lesterstein 1/2 Jr.
Centaurs for Disease Control
Rise of the Toxic Unicorns
Rise of the Toxic Unicorns Part 2: The Zombie Potato Chips
REVENGE OF THE AMBIVILANT EXTREAMIST.
I DIDN'T DIG DEEP ENOUGH.
ATTACK OF THE NOSE GOBBLINS.
Nerdwood, Ohio USA the city in which you'll kill to get out of.
Evil Booger Dog :teddyr:
locked in a trunk with cannibals you must also become a cannibal to assert dominance and so forth. It's kill or be killed, eat or be eaten in the
Cannibal Trunk
Single-Celled Organisms Of Doom
PINK, FLUFFY AND LETHAL.
THE DEADLY POPTART AFFAIR.
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMBAT.
THE SOUND OF MIMES.
Farts From Hell
Quote from: bob on October 22, 2014, 02:38:27 PM
Farts From Hell
Heyyy........ my bio-pic! :teddyr: :bouncegiggle:
Ebola Boogie.
I Joined a Nazi Web Forum
ALL CATS GO TO THE BAR.
THE DOG DAYS OF KATMANDU.
CURSE OF THE WEASEL MAN.
DAY OF THE GERBIL.
FLIPPER: TERROR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.
DR. MYSTICUM AND HIS UNSPEAKABLE AXE
Jenny Tellya On Prom Night
Quote from: Trevor on October 21, 2014, 01:50:47 AM
Evil Booger Dog :teddyr:
I LIVE that movie every day! I would not wish it on anyone!
Hansel
Hansel 2: Gretal
Grandfather Clock Massacre
THE FAT CANNIBLE.
THE LARDMASTER.
IT CAME FROM THE SEWET.
N00B KILLER
The Realistic Revenge Of Wyrewizard :wink:
UBERWEAR FROM MARS!
I WAS A SPAGETTI WESTERN VILLAIN.
I'LL LOVE YOU WHEN CATS DRINK BEER.
IT CRAWLED FROM BENEATH THE VOTING BOOTH.
The Revenge of Trevor's Undies!
Quote from: bob on November 11, 2014, 12:23:33 AM
The Revenge of Trevor's Undies!
They take that revenge on me everyday. :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Fatal Chop
THE FATAL RESURRECTION.
INDIANA SMITH VS. THE NECRONOMICON.
AARDVARK ATTACK!
THE CREEPING SPRINTER.
DON'T GO IN THE OUTHOUSE.
Honey Boo Boo Conquers The Martians
Bronies Crash The Pajama Party
Bar Mitzvah Massacre
Teenage Mutant Ninja Naked Mole Rats
Michael Bay presents Go-Bots
Double Dragon: The Movie: The Game: The Movie
KISS Meets The Ice Cream Bunny
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS ANNE HATHAWAY
The Avengers vs Satan
WHICH WITCH SWITCH.
UNDERWEAR OF THE GODS.
INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS 2: The second sting.
Department of Horny Affairs (retro porn)
Harder to bring to life.
Dead and not caring about a whole lot.
Rotted but not gone.
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle
about a guy who tries to buy this http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Primitive-Ice-Hay-Meat-Hook-Farm-Barn-Tool-Red-Wooden-Handle-/400808221642?pt=Folk_Art&hash=item5d52081bca (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Primitive-Ice-Hay-Meat-Hook-Farm-Barn-Tool-Red-Wooden-Handle-/400808221642?pt=Folk_Art&hash=item5d52081bca)
Quote from: lester1/2jr on November 22, 2014, 05:19:28 PM
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle
needs to have
Massacre at the end!
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle Massacre
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3FF5z3CMAAXBJD.jpg)
"Pardon me...while i plunge this into your brain"
Quote from: lester1/2jr on November 23, 2014, 02:25:53 PM
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle Massacre
:thumbup:
IT'S TIME TO EAT YOUR PETS
NIGHT OF THE KILLER DAY LILYS.
DAY OF THE DEADLY NIGHTSHADE.
AFTERNOON OF A FRAUND.
Bloody Mary Poppins
Easter Island Heads Attack
The Giant Pharaoh vs. Goliath
Hugs of Death: When Teddy Bears Go Crazy
RoboWrestler
Nazis from Mars
WORLD WAR CONSONANT.
LOVE ON THE CLOCKS.
I NEVER BURPED FOR MY MOTHER.
CITIZEN ABLE.
THE BEAST FROM STARBUCKS.
Reykjavik Summit Massacre
KUNG FU CANNIBALS GO HAWAIIAN
Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge!
b***hes With Beards
b***hes With Beards II: Hairy Ho's
b***hes With Beards III: Shaved'N'Dangerous (aka b***hes Without Beards)
GRABBOIDS VS. SAND WORMS.
WHAT THE BUTLER VIDEOTAPED.
BUTTMONSTER.
BUTTMONSTER 2: THE CLINCHING.
BUTTMONSTER 3: ENIMA OF THE PEOPLE.
Gamera, the end
Plot: the movie begins in the '50 (including special effects of the time) where Gamera wakes up from its hibernation for some kind of accident. Some destruction follows, but humanity working together find a way to trap him in a iceberg and send it in hibernation again.
Time skip, nowadays or 20 minutes in the future (special effects are now modern). People do not believe in Gamera story anymore, even if there is plenty of proof and even some still living witnesses. The climate change melts the poles and Gamera wakes up and destroy civilization. Mandatory scene where Gamera eats a guy while he screams: "it is not possible, Gamera cannot exist!" CHOMP.
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.
Quote from: etmoviesb on November 30, 2014, 07:37:54 AM
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.
spoiler alert :teddyr:
Nice idea, I think there was another thread for full blown plot inventions... keeping it simple in this one
Quote from: etmoviesb on November 30, 2014, 07:37:54 AM
Gamera, the end
Plot: the movie begins in the '50 (including special effects of the time) where Gamera wakes up from its hibernation for some kind of accident. Some destruction follows, but humanity working together find a way to trap him in a iceberg and send it in hibernation again.
Time skip, nowadays or 20 minutes in the future (special effects are now modern). People do not believe in Gamera story anymore, even if there is plenty of proof and even some still living witnesses. The climate change melts the poles and Gamera wakes up and destroy civilization. Mandatory scene where Gamera eats a guy while he screams: "it is not possible, Gamera cannot exist!" CHOMP.
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.
Yeah...this would be a change of pace. Nice touch. Not gonna
happen, but hey, we can dream!
THE GAMERA FILES.
TURTLE SOUP TOKYO STYLE.
WILL WHUP A$$ FOR FOOD.
Tennis Massacre
Tennis Massacre II: Revenge Of The Backhand Slice
Tennis Massacre III: Game, Set and Death-Match
DEATH BY DUCKS.
ATTACK OF THE SUPER GERBILS.
THEY MADE ME A MONSTER, AND I SENT IT BACK.
Booger Feast
Booger Feast 2: Goldmine
Night of the Armadillos
Michael Bay presents The Adventures of the American Rabbit
Michael Bay presents Chip and Pepper's Cartoon Madness
Chihuahuas Rip My Flesh
Attack of the Giant Midget
They Saved Hitler's Gallbladder
Sonichu: The Movie
Indiana Jones and the Line at the DMV
Uwe Boll presents Dark Castle
Cumulo Nimbus Mild Sharks
Cyber Stalkers
Neptune Men vs. The Walking Dead
Barf! The Vomit Movie
Zombie Planet of the Apes
The Ponderous Pinkasaurus
Bigfoot vs. The Vampires
Quote from: JaseSF on December 06, 2014, 10:33:51 PM
Barf! The Vomit Movie
Duuuuh, I heard that!Barth and the Health Inspector (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F44bLc6t7-I#)
SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 07, 2014, 02:13:49 PM
SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY
Mr. Mari is writing the screenplay for this as we speak.
Quote from: Javakoala on December 07, 2014, 04:04:46 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 07, 2014, 02:13:49 PM
SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY
Mr. Mari is writing the screenplay for this as we speak.
Actually, it's my autobiography.
b***h Shut Up a touching story of man whose wife suffers from motor mouth fever.
Quote from: jimpickens on December 08, 2014, 04:18:52 AM
b***h Shut Up a touching story of man whose wife suffers from motor mouth fever.
starring Ice Cube and Miley Cyrus :smile:
THE CURSED ZIPPER.
THE CURSED ZIPPER 2: SPANISH FLY.
THE CURSED ZIPPER 3: UP TO NO GOOD.
The Glitch
The Glitch 2 The Glitch 2 The Glitch 2 The Glitch 2
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper
Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener
Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench
Quote from: bob on December 11, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper
Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener
Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench
Pile of Poo 5: The Pipes Strike Back
Pile of Poo 6(66): The Devil's Poo
Pile of Poo 7: The Unlucky Janitor
HAUNTED SINUSES!
THE HAUNTED SINUSES 2- EVIL DRAINAGE.
THE HAUNTED SINUSES 3- RETURN OF THE HANKIE.
Quote from: cqmorrell on December 12, 2014, 04:00:42 PM
Quote from: bob on December 11, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper
Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener
Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench
Pile of Poo 5: The Pipes Strike Back
Pile of Poo 6(66): The Devil's Poo
Pile of Poo 7: The Unlucky Janitor
Pile of Poo 8: Retro Poo
Pile of Poo 9: The Poo Awakens
Pile of Poo 10: The Legacy of Poo
The Mutant Whales
The Mutant Whales 2: Megalodon vs. Mutant Blue
The Mutant Whales 3: Prince of the Ocean
THE TERROR OF THE HORROR OF THE FRIGHTENING SCARY ADJECTIVE.
THE ADJECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.
RETURN OF THE ADJECTIVE.
ADJECTIVE 4: INVASION OF THE THESARUS.
ADJECTIVE 5: THE GRAMMAR NAZI MASSACRE
ADJECTIVE 6 : DAY OF THE PUNCTUATION ZOMBIE.
ADJECTIVE 7: SPELL CHECK THIS!
My nephew suggests
SANTA GETS AN STD
Godzilla vs Bitcoin
Sporty Spice vs MechaGodzilla
GODZILLA 54 Vs. GODZILLA 63 Vs. GODZILLA 73 Vs. GODZILLA 84 Vs. GODZILLA 2000 Vs. GODZILLA 2014.
Sporty Spice vs. The Ninja Nuns
Baby Spice vs. Killer Robots
Ginger Spice vs. the Anti-Ginger Squad
Posh Spice vs. A Bad Hair Day
Scary Spice vs. the Zombie Beavers
Spice World 2: Spice Girls in Space
Quote from: bob on December 15, 2014, 07:44:01 PM
Quote from: cqmorrell on December 12, 2014, 04:00:42 PM
Quote from: bob on December 11, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper
Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener
Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench
Pile of Poo 5: The Pipes Strike Back
Pile of Poo 6(66): The Devil's Poo
Pile of Poo 7: The Unlucky Janitor
Pile of Poo 8: Retro Poo
Pile of Poo 9: The Poo Awakens
Pile of Poo 10: The Legacy of Poo
Pile of Poo 11: A New Pile
Pile of Poo 12: Revenge of the Poo
Pile of Poo 13: Protectors of the Pile
Pile of Poo 14: Evil Poo
Pile of Poo 15: Mr. Hankey's Revenge
Pile of Poo 16: Poo in Space
BABY STINGER
HOLD ALL MY CALL GIRLS
NEW YEARS NIGHTMARE.
OLD YEARS: REVENGE OF FATHER TIME.
Call Girls on Hold.
Sorry, probationary post #2
Or, "Probationary Post from Hell pt 2." I'm planning 9 sequels :twirl:
But seriously -
Life Force Forever
The formula for Life Force was better than Dr. Who, there should be fifty sequels by now.
RUSSIAN BRIDES VS. TAIWAN BRIDES. INTERNET GRUDGE MATCH.
THE DAY THE EARTH JOGGED LIKE A MANIAC.
WOMBAT MONSTER.
Avatar 2.
Goodbye Normal Gene
REVOLT OF THE DISGUSTING GOURMET.
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position
Quote from: zombie #1 on January 09, 2015, 01:15:45 PM
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 2: I Told You Not To
Quote from: cqmorrell on January 09, 2015, 05:40:21 PM
Quote from: zombie #1 on January 09, 2015, 01:15:45 PM
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 2: I Told You Not To
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 3: DOOMSDAY AFTERMATH!
PIMP IN A WOODCHIPPER
Electric Toothbrush Massacre
It Came From Under The Fridge
Shia LaBeouf Meets Octoman
Eli Roth presents The Snorks
Revenge of the Shower Scum
Pile of Poo: Gaiden
Eyeberry the Living
Quote from: VenomX73 on January 09, 2015, 05:44:29 PM
Quote from: cqmorrell on January 09, 2015, 05:40:21 PM
Quote from: zombie #1 on January 09, 2015, 01:15:45 PM
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 2: I Told You Not To
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 3: DOOMSDAY AFTERMATH!
Don't Flick the Doomsday Switch to the On position Part 4 : The Prequel. I wonder what that switch does?
BLOOD ON THE VAMPIRE'S CLEAVAGE
WEREWOLF IN A BIKINI
Zombie Dondi
David Kory Massacre
Sandsquatch vs ISIS
DRUNKEN MILF ORGY
SALACIOUS SEX SECRETS OF SCIENTOLOGY
Furries vs Zombies
Night of the Werejohncandy
Salad Tong Sorority Bath Massacre
Goats: Afternoon of Terror
The Straining: Pile of Poo's Return
In-Laws of the Damned
Thanks For The Mammaries
Trust Us, You Really Do Not Want to Watch This Movie
Why Are You Watching This?
What's the Matter with You?
Why Are You Watching This Thrash?
Jenny and the Search for the Golden Dildo
The Amazing Donkey Kong Massacre
School For Sodomites
Monster From the Internet
Yoga Pants Slasher
Hustlers From Another World
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 22, 2015, 09:15:45 PM
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)
I'm waiting for the DVD with outtakes, deleted scenes, directors commentary and 'making of' featurette
Quote from: zombie #1 on March 23, 2015, 06:02:14 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 22, 2015, 09:15:45 PM
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)
I'm waiting for the DVD with outtakes, deleted scenes, directors commentary and 'making of' featurette
The sequal: CONEY DOG! The Quakeining.
Quote from: Flangepart on March 25, 2015, 07:59:30 AM
Quote from: zombie #1 on March 23, 2015, 06:02:14 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 22, 2015, 09:15:45 PM
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)
I'm waiting for the DVD with outtakes, deleted scenes, directors commentary and 'making of' featurette
The sequal: CONEY DOG! The Quakeining.
The third one: Zombie Dog! (a time lapse video of hot dogs rotting in the sun)
BLOODBATH AT THE DIALYSIS CENTER
MASCOT MASSACRE
Puce Arrow.
Mauve Lantern.
Ferretman.
Extra-Specialman
Privet New jersey.
Madam Headlights.
Scabs Attack the Pentagon
Sock Monkey & Sasha Grey Go To Washington
Phantom Of the Peep Show
Scissorfighters Meet the Evangelist
The Invisible Man In A Womens' Prison
The Great Starbucks Massacre
Corruption Of the Easter Bunny
Wasteland Juice
(late night misread of psychotronic review of Wasteland Justice)
Window Lickers
Window Lickers 2: Taste The Pane
TROMBONE THROMBISIS.
SPLEEN ATTACK.
THE FEMUR WITHOUT A FACE.
TOE BONE TERROR.
Blood Sweater
Quote from: zombie #1 on April 21, 2015, 02:54:05 PM
Window Lickers
Window Lickers 2: Taste The Pane
Window Lickers 3: Glass Kicked
DEATH CHEESE!
DEATH CHEESE 2: GOUDADAMMERUNG.
DEATH CHEESE 3: SWISS BLADE KNIFE.
DEATH CHEESE 4: BLOOD RED LEICESTER.
Death Cheese 5: The Curds Of Dr. (to)Fu Manchego
DEATH CHEESE 6: ALL AMERICAN SLICES
Invaders!
or actually anything with an exclamation mark
Hams!
PIGS OF DEATH!
PIGS OF DEATH 2: HAM SLICER.
PIGS OF DEATH 3: DR. STRANGEPORK.
PIGS OF DEATH 4:SQUEAL, BABY, SQUEAL.
Prepare your anus!
The White Handled Knife
THE GONAD.
THE GONAD 2: DEATH WELL HUNG.
THE GONAD 3: SQUEEZE PLAY.
VINNY, VD, VICKY
unprotected sex comedy
Zombie Whales vs. Ninja Dinosaurs.
ATTACK OF THE VEGAN ZOMBIES.
STUMBLEBUTT BLUES.
WHEN HARRY 'ET SALLY.
I REMEMBER WHAT'S HER NAME.
THE CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE BREAST
IMPERIAL CHEERLEADERS.
BUTTER ME SOFTLY.
MARGARINE OF VICTORY
TOASTED TOWN.
TOEJAM AND CRUSTY.
Centipede Human
million of centipedes are sewn together in the shape of person
NIGHT OF THE AFTERNOON OF THE DAY OF THE DEAD.
NORTHERN PIKE, SOUTHERN DEATH.
GODZILLA'S DAY CARE.
CREAM CHIPPED BEEF ON DEATH.
Against No Odds
The story of a convenient relationship with no real obstacles that ends in marriage
BRUNCH OF THE DEAD
DIE, DIE, SWEETY PIE
LITTLE TROUBLE IN BIG KOREA.
BORDERLINE NORMAL.
DRACULA'S ORTHODONTIST.
FISHING WITH CATS.
Voodoo Alien
THE ABCS OF T&A
Terror of the Italian Neighbor
Terror of the Italian Neighbor II: Yo, Buddy! I'm Back!
Terror of the Italian Neighbor III: 'Ey! Let Me Make You a Dealio!
Terror of the Italian Neighbor IV: Whos'a the Wise'a Guy'a, Huh?!
Shaolin Uber
THE HINGES ON DEATHS DOOR.
THE KEY TO DEATHS FOOT LOCKER.
THE SHOES IN DEATHS CLOSET.
SOCKS OF DEATH.
The All Consuming One
Werewolf God of Transylvania
The Stench
Pervy Pete's Browsing History
Gorgons, Ghouls and Goliaths
Trevor: A Musical Adventure
Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on June 25, 2015, 03:15:45 PM
Trevor: A Musical Adventure
Oh, I can see a whole franchise of Trevor movies.
TREVOR AND THE UNDERPANTS OF DEATH
TREVOR AND THE MUSICAL FRUIT
TREVOR AND THE STENCH THAT WOULD NOT DIE
TREVOR: UNZIPPED AND DANGEROUS
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 25, 2015, 03:32:53 PM
Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on June 25, 2015, 03:15:45 PM
Trevor: A Musical Adventure
Oh, I can see a whole franchise of Trevor movies.
TREVOR AND THE UNDERPANTS OF DEATH
TREVOR AND THE MUSICAL FRUIT
TREVOR AND THE STENCH THAT WOULD NOT DIE
TREVOR: UNZIPPED AND DANGEROUS
The Revenge of Trevor's Undies
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES.
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 2 :TOKYO IS NOT ENOUGH.
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 3: GOODBY, PRETORIA!
Day of the Pot Bellied Pigs
Summon the Dead
My Cannibalistic Girlfriend
Little Cabaret of Horrors
Zomblivion
Quote from: Flangepart on June 26, 2015, 07:31:33 AM
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES.
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 2 :TOKYO IS NOT ENOUGH.
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 3: GOODBY, PRETORIA!
:teddyr: :teddyr:
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140831225304/godzilla/images/1/14/ZF_-_Episode_21_First_we_had_Godzilla_facepalm,_now_we_have_this..png)
Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on June 25, 2015, 03:15:45 PM
Trevor: A Musical Adventure
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
That comes out the rear end. :wink:
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 25, 2015, 03:32:53 PM
Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on June 25, 2015, 03:15:45 PM
Trevor: A Musical Adventure
Oh, I can see a whole franchise of Trevor movies.
TREVOR AND THE UNDERPANTS OF DEATH
TREVOR AND THE MUSICAL FRUIT
TREVOR AND THE STENCH THAT WOULD NOT DIE
TREVOR: UNZIPPED AND DANGEROUS
LOL :teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: bob on June 25, 2015, 09:39:39 PM
The Revenge of Trevor's Undies
They take their revenge daily...... :buggedout: :wink: :wink:
THE GREAT UNDERPANTS ESCAPE
THE UNDERPANTS OMEN
THE TOWERING UNDERPANTS INFERNO
UNDERPANTS EARTHQUAKE
TITANIC UNDERPANTS
THE KILLER UNDERPANTS!
BEWARE, THE SLOB!
THE UNDIES FROM ANOTHER WORLD.
FAST AND FARTIOUS.
SHORTSNADO!
MEGA SHART
BRONIES MEET THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK
NAKED MOLE RAT MAN
MARMITE MONSTER MEETS NAKED MOLE RAT MAN
ILLEGITIMATE SON OF NAKED MOLE RAT MAN
NAKED MOLE RAT MAN 4: THE LAST ONE
MILLI VANILLI AND THE SECRET OF THE OOZE
ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY'S SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES
I DIED EARLY THE DAY I WOKE UP
EYE CRUST FEAST
PUPPET MASTER VS GINGERDEAD MAN
TOOTHPICK STRAW SNIPER
TOOTHPICK STRAW SNIPER 2: AIM FOR THE DANGLY BITS
NAKED MOLE RAT MAN 5: HA HA WE LIED
Terror of the Italian Neighbor V: Whoa! 'Ey! Take It Easy!
Terror of the Italian Neighbor VI: In Space, No One Can Hear You Do Business
THE GUY NEXT DOOR: FEAR IN THE HEDGEROW.
THE GUY NEXT DOOR: SAY HELLO TO MY WEEDWACKER.
THE GUY NEXT DOOR: MUTANTS IN THE CRABGRASS.
Jewish Genie
The Town That Abhorred Sundown
The Talking Toilet
The Rabbi That Circumcised Cleveland
HOW NOW, DEATH COW?
DEATH COW 2: UDDER DISASTER.
DEATH COW 3: BOVINE BLASTPHEMY.
DEATH COW 4: FROTHY, MILKY DEATH.
Credits
a feature length film consisting of closing credits from many wonderful films with a lush score by Bernie Taupan
Zombie Fox Hunt
Arnold's Pizza Shop
Night of the Furbies
Tommy Wiseau's The Godfather
The Day My Brother Got His Driver's License
Full Black Metal Jacket
CHESTER HUNNYHUGGER AND THE BUGGER HUGGERMUGGER.
MA FRICKERT: DEATH ON LACE.
ELWOOD P. SUGGUNS AND THE RAINBOW REDNECK.
Weekend at Bernie Sanders'
DEADLY DAYCARE.
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE INSOMNIACS.
TWILIGHT OF THE NOT QUITE GHODS BUT STILL PRETTY POWERFUL.
BEYOND EBOLA
HOT WET AXE-MURDER SUMMER
PLAYGIRL WITH AN ICEPICK
SHARK ATTACK: WALL STREET
The Day Rev. Powell Went Bananas
DEATH BELCH!
DEATH BELCH 2: GHASTLY GARLIC.
DEATH BELCH 3: HELLATOSIS.
Burgers With a Side of Misogyny: A Documentary on Women's Roles in the Fast Food Business
Flabbergasted Frank
Freddy vs. Muppets
The Tomb of the Dragon Lord
Jason vs. Muppets
Castle of the Vulture Overlords
Arnold Schwarzeneggar vs. Sylvester Stallone vs. Bruce Willis vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Wesley Snipes vs. Mel Gibson vs. Muppets
UNDIES, BAD MOVIES AND YOU.
DRUNKEN CATS.
DRUNKEN CATS 2: HANGOVERS AND HAIRBALLS.
DRUNKEN CATS 3: BEERPOCOLYPSE MEOW.
The Boy Next Door 2: Son of the Boy Next Door
Brainiac Cop
Lesbian Ice Cream Truck
Terror on the Half Shell
THE FEARLESS NUN KILLERS
I SAW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T CARE.
I SAW WHAT HE DID AND I MIGHT CARE.
I SAW WHAT YOU SAW AND WAS NOT IMPRESSED.
I SAW NOTHING...NO-THING!
Dr. Jerkoff & Mr. Hyde-The-Sausage
Wooly Mammoth Cop
It Came From The Shallow End
Weekend at Juwanna Mann's
The Brewer of Donner Falls: The Bitter End
A group of college students on the way to a spring break party find a bootlegger's still near the lake and sample the goods before taking the rest with them to the shindig. The bootleggers want their brew back and go about cutting it out of every stomach they can catch before it gets into the drinker's bloodstream and getting it back becomes harder. Hey, wait, one of these city pricks is a chemist?
My brain went to a crazy place. I think the right film team could make this watchable. :bouncegiggle:
The Floating Fart
MUTILATED FOR MONEY
RUNNING MAN TWO: IT'S KILLIAN TIME!
THE LEGENDARY WOBBEGONG FROM THE MOON
Will we survive?
The Wrath of Doctor Karate
Pythonopus vs Piranhasaurus Rex
Lingerie Party Massacre
Scum Suckin' Steve Saves San Francisco
Murdoch's Bed (strange art film or A Team fanfic sex film)
CROSSOVER:THE MOVIE!
CROSSOVER 2: DC VS. MARVEL.
CROSSOVER 3:MAD VS. CRACKED.
Celluloid Sludge: The History of the B-movie.
PERVERTED SHE-ORGY
Right On DEAD After Stop
#SLASHTAG
SPAGHETTI COP. starring Al Dente as Spaghetti Cop
SPAGHETTI COP II: A Pizza The Action
A Walk Among the Tomatoes
Abbott and Costello meet King Kong
(http://img.xooimage.com/files20/6/7/c/africa-screams-04-12d0060.jpg)
Ultraman vs. the Flying Spaghetti Monster
EDIT: That could actually be an Ultraman movie! :bouncegiggle:
Freddy vs. Trump
Revenge of the Budgie
Kung Fu Bunny!!!!!!!
Pacific Rim Job
Riding in Cars with Boys II Men
Mr. T's Be Somebody ...or Be Somebody's Fool ...ON ICE!
Undefeatable: The Animated Series
Beverly Hills Samurai Cop
Aquaman Begins
The Devil Wears Yoda
Bert and Ernie Chainsaw Massacre
She's the Sheriff: The Next Generation
INVASION OF THE COUCH POTATOES.
COUCH POTATOE 2: Sour Crime
COUCH POTATOE 3: Remote Destroy.
Nixon was Gay
Alien Ass man
Manputer
Quote from: Flangepart on December 07, 2015, 06:31:58 PM
INVASION OF THE COUCH POTATOES.
COUCH POTATOE 2: Sour Crime
COUCH POTATOE 3: Remote Destroy.
directed by Dan Quayle.
The Normal Love-makers
PLANET OF THE DRAPES.
REDECORATION OF THE PLANET OF THE DRAPES.
CONTRASTING COLORS OF PLANET OF THE DRAPES.
Kung-Fu Disco
Sci-Fi-Beria
12 Angry Men vs Kramer
F***-Off, Fatman (also released as Christmas in October, Killing Clause, and Santa vs Dracula and the Monsters)
Ninja Nation
The Homosexual Invasion (Parents, warn your Children!)
Bikini Burger
Mars vs the Nazis
Aliens Invade the Afterlife
Boomerang Ninja
Hitler's Harem
Necrophile Hussies
SEXYTIME FOR BONZO
SANTA'S CRIPPLING SECRET
BLOOD ON THE DREIDEL: A HANUKKAH HORROR
AN AMOROUS WEREWOLF IN THE HOUSE OF DISCIPLINE
Dyscalculia
Dyscalculia XII: The Revenge
LET'S SET THE CHEERLEADER ON FIRE
The Atomic Wedgie
THAT:THE UNPLESENTNESS FROM BEYOND NEWARK.
THAT 2: DYSPEPSIA OF THE DARNED.
THAT 3: DISTRESS IN DENVER.
Tranaconda starring Ice Cube in drag
Bionic Goldfish: Night of Terror (1971)
R
FARTMAN!
FARTMAN 2:BLUE FLAME OF JUSTICE
FARTMAN 3: THE SMELL OF VICTORY.
FARTMAN 4: TREVOR'S REVENGE.
THE LEGEND OF BROWNBERRY SOUTHWIND: BREAKING THE WIND
Quote from: lester1/2jr on December 15, 2015, 12:19:44 PM
Tranaconda starring Ice Cube in drag
The theme song goes, "My tranaconda don't want none if you ain't hung, hun."
Assisted Living Dracula Vs. Bigfoot (2007)
Chain and Chain: Blood Letter
Pray you aren't on the mailing list...
^^ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148200/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148200/)
your tag line's better though. :smile:
DEATH SLOTH.
DEATH SLOTH 2: THE SLOWENING.
DEATH SLOTH 3: DEATH TAKES IT'S TIME.
Gilligan's Cannibals it was suppose be three hour tour TO THE GREEN INFERNO.
The Last Man on Earth vs the Last Woman on Earth
Tears Of A Nazi, aka Hitler Only Had One Bawl
WHAT THE BUTLER SAWED.
FISH OUT OF WATER, WORM OUT OF GROUND.
TALES OF DARING DOO-DOO.
ATTACK OF THE EMPTY TOILET ROLL.
ATTACK OF THE EMPTY TOILET ROLL 2: WIPE OUT.
ATTACK OF THE EMPTY TOILET ROLL 3: DOUBLE PLY DEATH.
My First Poo
TOENAILS FROM OUTER SPACE
INVASION OF THE MAXIPADS
IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE CEILING.
TURDNADO!
TURDNADO: $#!t Storm!
TURDNADO: MR HANKIE'S REVENGE!
A VERY DRUNK JUDD
The Three Stooges Meet Gamera (1963)
PARAKEETS FROM ALDEBERON.
ZOMBIE JUMBO SHRIMP.
THE CLAM THAT ATE MARTHA'S VINYARD.
Hip-Hop Hospital
I checked. No one has used this title. Why the hell not?
I Think I Just Peed a Little
PRIME MINISTER KONG.
THE SMORE.
THE SMORE 2: DEATH BY DESSERT.
THE SMORE 3: GRAHAME CRACKER KILL.
COW PUNCHER.
COW PUNCHER : ASSAULT AND BEEF.
COW PUNCHER : BOSSIE'S REVENGE.
THE AMOROUS KLANSMAN
LET'S SHOOT THE HERO
PUTRESCENCE
IGLOO OF HORROR
LANDWHALES.
PRIDE OF THE HUMBLE.
BOX ME UP AND S#!* ME.
DEATH BY ARIMALE.
VALENTINE'S DAY ON CELL BLOCK H
Miraculous Event Between 33rd and 35th Streets
Carbon residues of combustion Vs. Thoroughly unpleasant not living beings.
Answer the Phone and Look in the Basment
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE 2: DAVE'S NOT HERE.
DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT 2: I TOLE YOU NOT TO LOOK!
Underpants gone wrong
WEREWOLF SWINGERS
HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE HOOTENANNY
ZAMBONI ZOMBIES
CARMELITA AND HER REGRETTABLE SPAWN
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLADE
Clonus Jonas: A Disney/Lion's Gate co-production signifying their merger, is a thriller starring the Jonas Brothers as themselves, thrust into a white-knuckle series of events when they discover a scientist has secured DNA samples from all three of them. Tensions escalate as an entity capable of shapeshifting into any of the siblings at one time arises, and begins a campaign to destroy the lives of the family it was created from. Famous for the heroic sacrifice of Frankie "Bonus" Jonas in a key scene which finds him confronting the clone on his own, believing it will not be able to predict his movements due to lacking his genetic material. He bravely stands his ground, taunting: "Clonus Jonas, meet Bonus Jonas!" before the two clash. Bonus Jonas manages to hold off the clone just long enough for Nick Jonas to destroy the duplication warp and end the ambitions of Professor Grauens. Rated PG-13.
^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?
WEREWOLF SWINGERS GO JAMAICAN
DISCO KLINGON STARJAM
WEREWOLF BY MIGHT, PERSIAN CAT BY DAY
I WAS A TEENAGE ADOLESCENT.
Quote from: VenomX73 on March 14, 2016, 08:43:04 PM
^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?
The crew only says it will be dropping in the first half of this year. There are rumors of an April/May release, but very unconfirmable ones.
Back on topic, uhh...
...Machete Kills Himself!
They Were Extendable
CAINE MUTANY 2: FOR ALL THE MARBLES
SHE WORE A YELLOW GIBBON
BEACH DEAD
PATHS OF GORY
INCONGRUOUS BASTARDS
THE VACCINATOR (a horror film aimed at the anti-vaccination crowd)
FASCIST CARNIVAL ORGY
Disco Dancing Zombies
Sharknado vs Lavalantula
Giant Monster Vs. Grandma
GIANT GRANDMA VS. TERROR TODDLER
TERROR TODDLER VS. THE ADOLESCENT!
The Hip Hop Locos Saga part 3: Escape from Rack City
ZOMBIES OF THE UNDEAD.
RICHIE RICH VS. SCROOGE McDUCK.
I WAS A TEENAGE OLD GUY.
LEPRECHAUN GIGOLO
WANTON WITCHES OF THE WILD WEST
DR. MEDUSA, M.D.
Sharknado: On Fleek
HAIRDRESSERS VS. WOOKIES.
LOAN SHARKS VS. REAL SHARKS.
CONVENIENCE STORE CLERKS VS. THE PUBLIC.
ALIENS VS. ALIENS.
APES VS. MONKEYS.
WIDOWED BY A WOOD-CHIPPER
THE NATURE OF THE BREAST.
THE BEAST IN THE YELLOW JUMPSUIT.
CHILDREN OF THE CORNFLAKES.
THE DEADLY THINGABABOB.
DEATH WORE PASTIES
The Amendable Snowman
Hercules meets Tarzan
Zathnor: Convenient store clerk in space
Samurai Gangsters
WHEN GODZILLA MET SALLY.
ZOMBIE MORMONS.
GAMERA AND THE BLUSTERY DAY.
MORMON'S VS. WEREWOLVES.
Kung Fu Belldancing
Kung Fu Bellydancing in Space
Kung Fu Bellydancing in the Hood
THAT'S SHARXPLOITATION! (documentary)
Space Mutiny... oh, wait, that one's already taken. :wink:
Dangerousness Boobs
NASCarve: It's Ve-Hick-ular Murder!
Zombienado
Cyberleprechaun
Vampire Volcano
I KILL THE DEAD
THE TAMPON EATERS' REVENGE
STABBIN' CABIN (pretty sure someone's used this title before, but not for a feature)
WHITE LIVES SPLATTER (black dude gets fed up with police shootings and goes on a honky-killing spree)
THE THING THAT WAS A THING.
THE CREATURE VS. THE OTHER CREATURE.
GENERIC SUPERHERO VS. GENERIC SUPER VILLAIN.
Ninja Dodgeball
Brooding Angst Man: a superhero story
Patriot Trials of Foreign Combat Conspiracy
Two Hours of Kicking Celebrities in the Groin: the Movie!
Like Normal People 2: Still Like Normal People
Hillbilly Samurai
Ninja Gangster
Karate Robot
Japanese Martial Arts Guy that Actually a Werewolf
SHARK WITH A SHURIKEN
EVERYBODY SLASH BACKWARDS
ROLLER-HOOKERS
Batman vs Sharknado
(http://media.giphy.com/media/TlM8Uwqpdarjq/giphy.gif)
Crippled Masters 2: I Have No Fist and I Must Punch.
ZOMBIE TELETUBBIES.
MY PRETTY PONIES FROM HELL.
HANNIBLE LECTOR'S LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
Walmart Of Hell
Disco Fungus Conquers the World
Earth vs. Trump
Mexican Mamas Meet the Zodiac Killer
Tacos of Misery
INVASION OF THE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IMPERSONATORS.
THIS CAN'T BE UNREAL!
THE ETERNAL TOPICS OF BADMOVIES.ORG
Bog Butter Terror
revenge of the spooky light bulb
Jawsy Dick
Fatal Fatality
BLOODY DEATH KILLER
KELLY WILLIAMS, CANADIAN VAMPIRE (inspired by spam I received)
BOZO'S ON THE BUS.
NICK DANGER AND THE CASE OF THE FLATULENT CONSPIRATOR.
THE MINIATURE ELEPHANT OF MADAGASKAR.
SKANKNADO
THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT, REMEMBERED, THEN FORGOT AGAIN.
THE DAY THE EARTH LINE DANCED.
THE NIGHT OF THE TRIFFIDS.
THE SWINGING AXE KILLERS
Tyransaurus Ghost
Valkeries in Hell
The Ninjas of Count Dracula
Pringles: the Movie!
Would you like Death with That Order
Parody Movie: the Parody Movie (a parody)
Ventriloquist of the Living Dead
Attack of the 50 Foot Elvis Impersonator
HELP, MY PIMP IS A WEREWOLF!
Mares of the Night
The Who vs Porky Pig
School of the Tardy Undead
GoatBusters! :wink:
Trevor - it's actually a song
http://youtu.be/BQ-dhbYM1mg (http://youtu.be/BQ-dhbYM1mg)
Black Lives Splatter
ZOMBIE TODDLERS
UNHOLY INFANT TREE
Shaolin Beekeeper
White House Chainsaw Massacre
F.B. I. (Frankenstein's Bureau of Investigation)
The Night the Zombies Gave Up and Went Home
French Bread Samurai
THE BLACK VELVET VAMPIRE
HER INCREDIBLE OEDIPAL LEGS
ATTACK OF THE APPENDICITIS CREATURES.
NO, SERIOUSLY, THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE, TRUST ME.
IT CAME, IT SAW, IT YAWNED.
THE DOG, THE CAT AND THE REST OF THE STORY.
Goatbusters :bouncegiggle:
Sharknado vs Lavalantula
LIVEPOOL.
AUNT MAN.
THE GOATS WHO STARE AT WOMEN.
WOULD YOU HATE ME IF I SAID I LOVE YOU?
THE SECRET SEX LIFE OF SUPERHEROES
SHERLOCK HOLMES, SERIAL KILLER
PSYCHO FROM SCHENECTADY
Frankenstein vs Dr. Moreau
An army of reanimated corpses against an army of man/animal hybrids.
My Mommy, the Mummy
Redneck Zombies 2: Revenge of the Sunburnt
The Dancing Cigar
The Squatting Dog
THE DREDGE.
SLOW ENOUGH FOR YA?
TOENAIL FUNGUS AND THE AARDVARK KID.
THE ROCK THAT DOES NOTHING
The Ice Cream Killer
Math is Murder
15 Cabbages in a Winnebago
Wino's Adventures thoughout Time
Vampire Garbage Truck
How to Kill Your Boss in 10 Easy Steps
I Married an Oyster
Help! I'm the President!
Accidentally in France
Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge
THE BULGE IN GRANDMA'S HOLSTER.
16 DAYS, 8 NIGHTS, AND ONE CHEESE LOG.
THE PATH TO LUXEMBOURG, IOWA.
HILDEGARD HAMHOCKER'S NOSE.
The Door to Door Insurance Salesman that would not Die!
Night of the slightly Angry Duck
Wrong Turn 8 Careful Pa you're crushing my smokes.
I'm Pretty Sure I vaguely recall what You did, like, Twenty Summers Ago: the Final Chapter
BRITISH HAM PARTY
THE POLYESTER PANTSUIT THAT ATE MANHATTAN!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:
Carrot Top's Washington DC Adventure
Diary Of A Bedbug
Sasha Grey Meets the Exorcist
Gary Busey Meets the Easter Bunny
Alien vs. the Kardashians
Newt Gingrich Joins the Apple Dumpling Gang
WITCHES GET STITCHES
SATANNING BED
Right on Dead
Left Lane Must Die
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble II: Double Double Double Double Trouble
All I want for Christmas is April Fool's Day
The Halloween that really Kicked Ass
Pinking Shears Massacre
Fantastic Four: No Seriously Guy, we Promise this one won't Suck
Tim Burton's Incredibly Goth Movie
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 SLAYS
Slash-a-Cake, Slash-a-Cake, Baker's Massacre
DOUBLE DRACULAS
SHE INVENTED SIN
HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A MUTANT
ROBOT MOBSTER
ARGUMENT WITH A CHAIR.
THE LOBOTOMY OF BILLY JACK.
IT CAME FROM THE LOWER COLON.
WHEN CAN I BUY A BOWEL?
Plan 666 From Outer Space
PURPLE TORPEDOES FROM NEW JERSEY.
WHY DOES MR. PINK STINK?
THE FOOLS RUSH IN, THE SMARTS HAUL A$$.
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE SINNING HOLE
Necro Harvest
The Black Friday Massacre
There's a Cannibal In the White House
Sgt. Samurai's Adventures Through Time
Genghis Khan vs Stalin
Ninja Gorrilla
Curse of the Ninja's Dope @$$ Beats
The Man Who Could Choke Chickens
Sasha Grey Meets the Clown Without A Gown
Mystery Of the Mummy's Seasoning
Mothman Goes To Washington
The Curse Of Uncle Buck
Gran Moff Tarkin Builds His Dream House
Alienado
DESPERADONADO
She Wallows in Sin (would have been a good title for Michael and Roberta Findlay or Doris Wishman back in their roughie days)
FEEL THE WEREWOLF'S SLIMY TONGUE
DROOL OF THE VAMPIRE
WORLD OF TANKS:THE MUSICAL!
WAR SOUFFLE.
TOENAILS FROM HELL.
I'm still kinda proud of Zombienado, but how about:
The Cycle of Lizzie Borden
LADY GODIVA MEETS BIGFOOT
HOT TIMES AT THE CREMATORIUM
A Thin Slice of a Bad Moon
PIE!!!...in Your EYE!!!
Skewered: The Culinary School Massacre
Happiness is yelling bingo!
Hitler vs Zombies
Ninja Hitler
Dr. Strangelove part III: Because we really couldn't figure out how to do a sequel so we're skipping Part II and moving ahead to the next movie.
! (that's just going to be the full title. Exclamation mark. Nothing else.)
Sharktopusageddon vs Mount Rusmoretron
Quote from: zombie #1 on October 31, 2016, 11:05:21 AM
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble II: Double Double Double Double Trouble
There was a movie named Double, Double, Toil, & Trouble. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106763/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106763/)
Two kids have to rescue their good aunt who's been trapped in a mirror by their evil aunt. Yep.
Starring Marry Kate and Ashley.
Also has a gravedigger character who lives in a tanning salon painted to look like Hawaii.
TROLL IV: Harry Potter vs. the Troll
(In a bizarre twist MGM might be able to do this; the 1st Troll movie was about a kid named Harry Potter rescuing his sister from a Troll. J.K. Rolling even admitted in the 1st book's 1st chapter that the name was common. At the very least the lawsuit would be interesting.)
Flight 666 to Hell
(Almost happened yesterday; there was a flight #666 to Helsinki, which was abbreviated Hel.)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-most-terrifying-flight-fearless-9616885 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-most-terrifying-flight-fearless-9616885)
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/13/friday-13th-flight-666-hel (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/13/friday-13th-flight-666-hel)
http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/airlines/a24748/flight-666-lands-safely-in-hel/ (http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/airlines/a24748/flight-666-lands-safely-in-hel/)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117128/Would-want-board-flight-666-HEL-Friday-13th-Finnish-jet-flies-Helsinki-today-s-13-year-old-plane.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117128/Would-want-board-flight-666-HEL-Friday-13th-Finnish-jet-flies-Helsinki-today-s-13-year-old-plane.html)
Typhoid Marry: the Epidemic Has a Name
Pokemon Vs. Digimon: Battle of the Century
Monster Rancher: Forgotten Tales
Vlad...the Impaler
Vlad II: Dracula: the Return
From 5.25 to 3-and-a-Half: A Floppy Movie
Godzilla vs. Godzilla
(Remember there's more than one; the first movie showed Godzilla dying and dissolving. The 2nd movie had a different Godzilla which actually kinda/sorta defended Osaka. Of course, these films seem to pick-and-choose which elements from previous films will count, but it still seems like the 2nd movie was supposed to feature a 2nd monster of the same species.)
Momber: the Mispelled Monster
Gigantis: Vs. the Ice Monster
Gigantis: Fight from Oska to Tokyo
Gigantis: Attacks America
Gigantis: Vs. the Trademark Attorneys
Godzilla meets Garthagulon the laser beast and instead of fighting, they talk, get to know each other and become good friends.
Attack of the Winged Buffalo
Scream of Mild Annoyance!
Death by Movie Popcorn!
Proud citizens of Dog Lick
Godzilla vs. Atragon.
Godzilla vs. the Armies of Mu
Godzilla and Atragon vs. the Armies of Mu
I'd seriously like to see all three of these...
Quote from: Pacman000 on January 21, 2017, 11:09:27 AM
Godzilla vs. Atragon.
Godzilla vs. the Armies of Mu
Godzilla and Atragon vs. the Armies of Mu
I'd seriously like to see all three of these...
You forgot Godzilla vs Atragon and the Armies of Mu
St. Nicholas and the Pickled Children
(This is a real legend.)
SHE DATED THE UNDEAD
SHE DATED THE UNDEAD
SHE DATED THE UNDEAD
SHE MARRIED THE UNDEAD
MY UNDEAD FATHER
and the inevitable Asylum versions:
SHE DATED THE LIVING DEAD
SHE MARRIED THE LIVING DEAD
and
MY LIVING DEAD FATHER
One title could be IHOPETHISSITENEVERCRASHESEVERAGAIN :wink:
THE DAY BAD MOVIES DIED: A BAD MOVIE NIGHTMARE
BAD MOVIE (the bad Wayans Brothers spoof of the bad movie genre)
A Bad Day For a Bad Movie
WTF?: The Bad Movie Movie
The Apostrophe That Dripp'd Blood
Sharkenstein
Chicken
Chicken 2: Night
Godzilla, King of the Monsters vs. Gigantis, the Fire-Monster.
FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS RISES AGAIN
Sex Slaves of the Living Dead
Evil is a Cat
The Man with a Piranha for a Brain
Count Dracula: Superhero
The Day Time Gave Up and Went Home!!!
Laundry Mat Massacre
MAGILLA GORILLA Vs. KING KONG.
HOW I ET YOUR MOTHER.
THE VEGAN WAR MACHINE.
WAR GHODS OF THE JEEP.
WHEN LOGIC WENT MAD.
VAMPIRE OF THE OZARKS
DR. VOLMERIAN, DENTIST TO THE VAMPIRE STARS
ZOMBIE BROTHEL
Vulgar Offer (belated Indecent Proposal knockoff from the Asylum)
Revenge Of The Revenge
Revenge Of The Revenge 2: The Revenge
Quote from: bob on March 08, 2017, 05:00:30 PM
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Zombienado
Zombienado 2: The Resurrection
Zombienado 3: Dead Air
Zombienado 4: You Actually Like This?
Zombienado 5: Space Zombies!
ZNVI
Zombienado 7: Shark Zombies in Space! Vs Vampires ... meets Hercules... on a motorcycle!
Zombienado: Reboot A-Go-Go, Baby!
ZOMBIENADO:WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF PARODY TITLES!
Zombienado: This Time it's Personal
Snowmeggedon!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloodbowl: the Toilet that Murders
Nackt & Zerhackt
Citizen Slain
Bad Taste 2: Derek's Revenge
Revenge of the Pacifist
Samurai Motorcycle Gang
The Curse of King Tut's Leprechaun
I WAS A TRANSGENDER FRANKENSTEIN
Whatever You Did Last Summer I Really Saw You Do Or Thought I Saw You Doing I Really Don't Care About Except There's This Idiot With An Axe Standing Behind You. :wink:
Vile Revengers
note: this or something similar was written on a blackboard in the (rather mediocre) horror movie "The Canal"
Fatal Homicide
Cyber Shark
I DATE THE DEAD
THAT BABY DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE
FRANKENSTEIN JONES' GHETTO RAMPAGE
Quote from: venomx on April 04, 2007, 11:46:03 AM
Kill Now Or Die Later
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Have a Nice Day: The Ironic Evil Smilie Face Movie (TM)
PARTY IN HOOTER HOLLOW
Disco Dance with the Devil
Cannibal Cap
The Stranger Who Appeared Vaguely Threatening But Didn't Actually Do Anything
Puppy Eater
The Ninja/Samurai Suicides
FULL CHEESE ZOMBIES (inspired by YouTube's auto-transcription for "Fulchi's Zombies.")
Alien Disco Boogie in space everyone can see you GET FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY.
Large-Scale Disagreement In Outer Space
Searching For Clean Undies
Shaving Bigfoot
Diaper Hill
The Life and Times of Larry Buchanan
Attack of the Hockey Mom
Brutafist
Alien Cheerleaders
Plan 10 From Cleveland, Ohio
Disco of the Dead
It Came From Nebraska
I Was a Teenage Were Shark
Terminalien
The Art of Pooping
The Girl Who Was Asked to be a SPY
CRTL ALT DIE
The Girl Who Was Forced to Kill People
MAD SCIENCE FOR FUN AND PROFIT.
DAY THE WORLD SAID 'EH'.
ATTACK OF THE NON-VIOLENT MANEATERS.
THE ZOMBIES WHO JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY.
TREVOR AND THE UNDIES DO DENMARK.
MURDER'S THREE DAY WEEKEND
MEME: THE MOVIE.
A FISH CALLED FISH.
THE DAY THE EARTH JOGGED IN PLACE.
They Blamed it on the Dog!
Moose Jockey
Quote from: Flangepart on May 24, 2017, 04:51:49 PM
TREVOR AND THE UNDIES DO DENMARK.
:buggedout: :buggedout: + :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
The good Danes would refuse me a visa - and I have an official passport. :teddyr:
Quote from: Trevor on June 01, 2017, 01:18:27 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on May 24, 2017, 04:51:49 PM
TREVOR AND THE UNDIES DO DENMARK.
:buggedout: :buggedout: + :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
The good Danes would refuse me a visa - and I have an official passport. :teddyr:
Well, they are descended from Vikings.
Three on an Electric Chair
Win, Loose, or Be a Dinosaur
Bloody Slasher meets the Ninja
Bloody Slasher meets the Ninja II: the Second Date
All I want for Christmas is an Autographed Picture of the Hunchback of Notre Dame
Mazes and Monsters II: Perdue in the Dark Forest
Mazes and Monsters III: Robbie Sees the Shrink
Mazes and Monsters IV: Perdue Finds the Great Hall, Who thinks He's Insane
Mazes and Monsters V: Robbie Seeks Asylum
Mazes and Monsters VI: Perdue Escapes the White Fortress
THE THING VS. IT. BATTLE OF THE INDISTINCT MODIFIERS.
MY LIFE AS A PRUNE.
PILES DRIVER.
Quiet Please: Massacre In Progress
To Mock a Killing Bird
Balloonknot Eaters From Outer Space
The California Raisins vs. Honey Boo-Boo
Bottomfeeders Of Washington
The Jordache Jeans Massacre
The Swinging Accountants Meet Alistair Crowley
The Impotent
The Plainville Poultry Murders
The Haunted Gloryhole
Auditing Of the Apes
SWIPE RIGHT FOR SLAUGHTER
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 07, 2017, 07:34:22 AM
SWIPE RIGHT FOR SLAUGHTER
If we still had a drive-in/exploitation culture, this would be the next title Roger Corman would greenlight.
What's Buried at the Crossroads, Stays at the Crossroads.
Earth-Grazing FireBall!
Actually a real phenomenon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth-grazing_fireball
The day the planet went a bit nippy!
Death on 3 wheels
The attack of the gentle breeze
the 180 degree killer (Tagline: he'll turn his back on you!)
two shoes, four feet!
GARGANTUFAN
Goyle of the Risegargles
Assaultive Cop
THE FOXY EXORCIST
UNEMPLOYED WEREWOLF
DIGNITY AND GRACE IN THE AGE OF MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
THE GREAT LINGERIE MASSACRE
SOBRIETY OF THE DEAD
CONFESSIONS OF AN AMISH HOOKER
THE THING THAT LUSTS
I'LL ONLY SLAP YOU ONCE
MS. MANIAC
Charlie Chan vs. Fu Manchu
COCAINE MOTORCYCLE NINJAS (rerelease title for MIAMI CONNECTION)
I can slap a tomato!
Extreme sheep herding
Revenge of the Zombie Cows
Bodies Floating in the Sea
Mac and Me 2
The Never Ending Barking.
Lady Snorer
SANTO VS. SANTA
Help, my goldfish is Satan's mother in law.
Fartzilla!
I Was A Teenage Mall Santa
The Gonad That Ate Manhatten!
Godzilla vs. Hitler.
Ultra Vulgar Butcher
Grand Maw: the mouth of hell. Based on my real life experience.
THE WARBLING GUTTERSNIPE
THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULDN'T AND ACCEPTED HIS FATE
THE MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS:THE MUSICAL!
FROM CARPATHIA TO TOKYO
THE UP SIDE OF SUICIDE
My Moma Sells Crack Dressed as a Nun
Reform School Girls Take Hawaii
Summer of the Geek
Blind Cop 2: See No Evil
Samuel L. Jackson Cursing at You for 2 Hours: the Movie
Twin Frankensteins
The Christmas that made me want to Hurl
Doctor Skateboard
i-Zombies
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 02, 2018, 05:04:28 PM
i-Zombies
There's already a TV show called iZombie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3501584/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3501584/)
Where's the Wolfsbane?
We Need Silver Bullets!
The Haunted Reel
The Cursed Reel
Ghosts in the Nitrate
Ghosts in the Acetate
The Carpetbagger and the Curse of the Swamp Creature
Drown them in Acetone. :bouncegiggle:
The Grass Is Always Redder On The Blooder Side
Quote from: Pacman000 on January 02, 2018, 05:17:21 PM
The Carpetbagger and the Curse of the Swamp Creature
there's already a tv show called The Carpetbagger and the Cur.... nah not really.
quite a few of the titles invented so far actually are real films/shows etc though. most have been pointed out, I think.
The fart that killed everyone. (Hey, don't laugh. it's already a book. http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/))
Plan 10 from Zombie Apocalpyse Driller Killers
Alice Moved Back Here
Why not use a book title no one could ever top?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/)
Wizard of Oz: toto's story (prequel)
Snow white and the seven zombies.
The magnificent zombies.
A zombie on elm street.
Zombie anything.
Splat on a Hot Tin Roof
Nazis With Chainsaws
Kramer vs. King Kong.
The Crawdad Monster
Dame of the Living Dead
The 733T Dead
The Monster I pulled out of my @$$!
The President has been Kidnapped by Gophers!
Gun-Puncher and Bullet Fist
I was a teenage prostitute drilla killa murdering transvestite.
President Trump Saves The World!
The Emoji Movie II: the six hour long directors cut
Jayden, Justin, and Adam: Roadtrippers (starring Jayden Smith, Justin Bieber, and Adam Sandler)
Something Over there Might be Spooky... maybe: A found footage movie
Aliens from Beneath the Earth
TEENAGE WEREWOLF NOOKIE
SINNING IN THE RAIN
Faulty Goods
Faulty Goods 2: The Return
Flame of the Volcano!
Badmovies.org: The Movie!
Badmovies.Org 2: Site Down
Badmovies.Org 3: Ressurrection
The stench from out your ass what the hell crawled up in their and died.
Demonic Blue Bloods
Aka:
Mammon Incarnate
Aka:
The Money Lovers
"Working cell Phone with good reception"
a stripper who is being chased by the govt and a serial killer has a fully charged working cell phone and data plan. can the bad guys do anything to her?
Dracula Vs. The Garlic Farmer
Jack Harris' epic "The 4d man vs the Blob!" See review here. http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,150332.0.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,150332.0.html)
Spazchow and the dogs of war.
The Wolf Vending machine.
The Haunted Lugwrench.
Mexican Wrestlers vs Godzilla
Taste the Blood of Bigfoot
Too Old to Kick A$$
The Night Halloween Fell on Friday the 13th
The Phantom of the Disco
Chainsaw Accademy
The Bikini Lumberjacks
The Hippopotamus the Learned to play Baseball
It came from Uranus.
The Hamster that Ate Wyoming!
Ronin Pharoah
Lesbian Bed Death
Revenge of the Apathetic man
Charlie Chan vs. Fu Manchu.
Mindsmasher. Horror of the atomic mouth.
Toilet paper massacre.
Quote from: jimpickens on October 04, 2018, 11:13:58 PM
Toilet paper massacre.
Toilet Paper Massacre 2: Total Wipeout
Attack of the atomic fart monster!!!
Dicknado!
They Were Sausages
Nazis with Chainsaws
The Big Freezer
Brainstorm: Tornado of Heads
Snowblind: An Adventure
Grand Maw, the Mouth of Hell.
Curse of Man on Toilet
Quote from: bob on January 15, 2019, 06:58:49 PM
Curse of Man on Toilet
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Revenge of Man on Toilet
Return of Man on Toilet
Spaceman on Toilet
Merman on Toilet
Woman on Toilet
Toilet 2: Someone stole the loo roll!
The Fart Machine
Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge
It came fromTrevor's underwear!
Comet Vs. Asteroid Vs. Meteor
Starsluts! They came from deep space to sit on your face!
The Penis Chopper
It came from Uranus.
If Footmen Tire You What Will Zebra Do?
Predator vs Godzilla.
The Velvet Peacock Struts At Midnight
(a giallo, starring edwige fenech. with very bad dubbing...oh hang on that's all of them...)
Karma Had Puppies
Bucky Larson: The Uncut Special 6 Hour Edition.
Woman on toilet.
The N from outer space.
Uncle Fred's Campfire Sing Along!
Don't Look Now, Momma has Her Boobs Out
Attack of the killer butterflies.
The Wig That Wouldn't Die: The Elton John Story.
The Wig That Wouldn't Die: Tou(pee).
Ronald Reagan vs. The commies from Mars!
Seven Brides For Seven Buggers :wink:
THE DAY THE CLOWN DIED
Dinosaur Continent: The Lost Civilization of the Atlantians
The Cursed Toilet
The man eating turd.
(I got that from something a prisoner said on lockup)
Donavan's testicle.
Help! My big toe is a dinosaur!
Amazon Vampire from the Center of the Earth
Mystery of the Forgotten Moon
Phaeton: The Planet That Blew Up
(Presented by Sun Classic Pictures)
Spawn of the Lawn Mower Lawyer
Oriental Rat Fleas Zombies
Barb Wire Barbie
The Hernia Effect
I Was a Teenage Manicure for the KGB
Attack of the Poop Scoop
The Man Who Screams at Sheep
Cult of the Floppy Crocodile
Broccoli Man Strikes Woodstock
Grandma is Actually a Shark!
Mom, There's an Arm in My Soup!
Monty Python and the Giant Crab Monster
That Zombie Ate My Lobster
Cardboard Man vs. The Box Cutter
The Mob vs. The Flying Nose
IT: Turning it Off and Back on Again
Curse of the Screaming Dad
Entrails of a Beautiful Grandmother
I Saw What You Ate
The Legend of Sleepy Pillow
A Stranger Is Cooking
The Doctor and the Pelvis
The Hunchback of Starbucks
Don't Feed the Sheep
The Car That Dripped Oil
Neon Cataracts
My Best Friend Is a Deodorant Tester
Earth vs the chihuahua.
Dracula's second cousin.
Batsuper vs manman.
Plan 9 from closet space.
The midget claw.
Rickshaws of fire.
Any movie title plays the words "Directed by J. J Abrams. "
This is strangely addictive :teddyr:
A Hero Never Dyes
My New Partner Wears Braces
40 000 b.c: A Love Story
Amish Kickboxer
The Sauerkraut Collector
Search and Employ
The Bride with No Hair
The Dark Side of Macarena
Hercules and the Amazon workers strike on Black Friday
Hercules vs godzilla.
Creature with the atom kidney.
It came from beneath the outhouse.
Navy vs the night sweats.
ATTACK OF THE GIANT SPATULAS!
The fifth Indiana Jones movie. (Let's face it whatever they call it we all know it's gonna suck.)
Attack of the collosaal hemorrhoid!
James and the giant broccoli.
Man on Toilet 7: Revenge of the Spicy Burrito
The Spy Who Groomed Me
Fist of Furry
Bring Me a Jar of Alfredo Sauce
The Lady Blushes
Good Guys Wear Slacks
Race with the Paperboy
A Force of None
Herbie Goes to Bulgaria
Shaft in Wonderland
Age of Seers: The Coming Calamity, Crisis in the Ancient's Tomorrow
Trump: The Musical.
Sold Separately: The Life of a Doll Accessory
Breakdance 2000: Millennium Moves
KISS THE GHOULS AND MAKE THEM DIE
The Return of Sears: Shopping Center of the Undead
(In honor of: https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/07/investing/sears-decision/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/07/investing/sears-decision/index.html))
The Light Gemstone
Planet Orbiting A Black Star
Lunar Disaster
Ace Books Presents: The Lord of the Rings
I was a teenage blob.
Party People in a Can
Oh god not another zombie movie!
Megapanda vs superkoala.
Killer camels from mars.
THE SIDE PIECE OF FRANKENSTEIN
The library of the Undead.
The Bidet of the Ghods.
Random Acts of Revenge in Kindergarden.
Why keep breathing?
Vicious Velocipedes from Venus.
Lesbian vampire ninjas! (Yeah, it'd be bad but it might be our kinda bad.)
Vegan Ferox
Tourist App
When a Stranger Bawls
A Bay of Snot
The New York Tipper
The Town That Dreaded Hoedown
Alone in the Ark
Taste the Spud of Dracula
Don't Be Afraid of the Bark
The Wizard of Al Gore
Superklansman, the movie.
My dinner with Hitler.
I married a nazi from outer space.
Twin Peaks: A Tribute to Dolly Parton's Boobs
I have no ass and I must fart.
Gender Fluid Massacre
Feminazi commies from mars. A rupert Murdoch film.
Deerpocalypse!
Sharkaclysm!
Topthat!
The Virtuous Protastant Woman & the Sinister Catholic Monk: A Gothic Romance of the Black Forest
(Note: this is a parody of late 18th/early 19th century fiction, based on plot summaries. It's not meant to besmirch anyone's belief.)
Nun shall escape his wrath! These sisters have had enough of your sins, and their flying nun does strafing runs.
I eat your undies!
Quote from: bob on February 28, 2019, 07:37:12 PM
I eat your undies!
https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60 (https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60)
Travels through my rectum.
This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us
This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us 2: This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Three Of Us
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on February 28, 2019, 09:21:25 PM
Quote from: bob on February 28, 2019, 07:37:12 PM
I eat your undies!
https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60 (https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60)
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Quote from: bob on March 01, 2019, 09:37:58 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on February 28, 2019, 09:21:25 PM
Quote from: bob on February 28, 2019, 07:37:12 PM
I eat your undies!
https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60 (https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60)
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So, you passed out from shock and your head hit the period key?
tony Hawk skatesaw massacre
The Haunted Outhouse
Hamburgers From Outer Space
Scream Of the Choked Chicken
Ancient Hippie Goes To Washington
Hope Floats..But So Do Turds
The Murky Mind Of Randy Quaid
Pancho Villa Meets Frankenstein
Godzilla steps on chuck Norris.
Scott pilgrim beats chuck Norris' ass.
Kiss my ass chuck Norris!
(Some pinhead posted a load of "chuck Norris is god" style memes on my feed just now .)
Lisping Killer
Lisping Killer 2: The Thequel
"That's My Butler!"
A wealthy man tails his butler around town late at night, catching him in various shocking situations
Talons of The White Turkey
Where'd Ya Go, Bunji Boo?
Big Rig Battles: Wasteland Warriors
Encarta Mind Maze: The Movie
No Acronyms Please, We're British (aka NAPWB)
Blood! Drink of the Vampires! Flesh! Feast of the Zombies!
Zombie Vampires from a Planet Beyond Time!!
Pizza Parlor of the Living Damned
Bikini Girls in a Haunted House
Hitler stold my Dog's Brain!
The Karate Squid
Time to Rock: War with the Morlocks
Army of the Feral
Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth
Quote from: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 08:05:26 AM
Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth
:teddyr: :teddyr:
I can add this: Plumbers: Ass Crack of Doom. :wink:
Coyote Snugly
The 40-Year-Old Surgeon
Scratch Me If You Can
The Fashion of the Christ
Crouching Leprechaun, Hidden Gold
The Girl with the Volkswagen Tattoo
Bridget Jones's Dairy
Quote from: Trevor on May 27, 2019, 08:15:39 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 08:05:26 AM
Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth
:teddyr: :teddyr:
I can add this: Plumbers: Ass Crack of Doom. :wink:
I figured "since there's a new Sonic movie..."
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayfic62fDrA (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayfic62fDrA)
Giant Vampire Mosquitoes
Help! My penis is a piranha.
Wonderously Weird Wyvern War
The Day the Earth Stood Up Its Date.
Dragons vs Jerusulam
(Based on an old translation of an Old Testament prophecy. Newer translations use jackals instead of dragons. Newer translations may be more accurate, but older ones are more entertaining. ;) https://biblehub.com/jeremiah/9-11.htm)
Co-Ed Co-Ax: The College Cable Killers
The Butthole Surfers
Quote from: bob on May 27, 2019, 06:07:01 PM
The Butthole Surfers
(https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/330/MI0001330932.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
The Butthole Surfers could provide the soundtrack :wink:
Internet Addicts: The Intervention
I was a Teenage Anteater
Stop or my ass will shoot!
Diary Of Anne Frankenstein
The Toxic Evangelist
Dude, Where's My Morals?
Godzilla vs travor's shorts.
Shaving Private Ryan
Pride March Mercenaries
Pogonophobia! The Beards Strike Back.
Quote from: bob on June 08, 2019, 09:50:06 PM
Shaving Private Ryan
Almost. They made Shaving Ryans Privates in 1998. :wink:
1
1 2
1 3
1 4: The Prequel (aka 1 -1, aka 0)
Rambone
15 Miles and your Dead
A Vegetarian Vampire in Vermont.
Decapitation Nation
Attack of the Poorly Rendered CG Monster!
Quote from: chainsaw midget on June 09, 2019, 06:51:18 AM
Attack of the Poorly Rendered CG Monster!
That was the original title for "Yongary"/
Ramboner
Flesh Eating Nuns
Quote from: bob on June 09, 2019, 09:29:45 AM
Ramboner
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190688/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190688/)
Vincent Price & the Evil Cheesy Pasta!
THE DERANGED DUNGEON OF DARK ALEX
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2019, 02:11:02 PM
THE DERANGED DUNGEON OF DARK ALEX
Strangely enough the nickname for my chat room on Discord is the Spanking Dungeon.
Quote from: Dark Alex on June 09, 2019, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2019, 02:11:02 PM
THE DERANGED DUNGEON OF DARK ALEX
Strangely enough the nickname for my chat room on Discord is the Spanking Dungeon.
The Spanking Dungeon of Dark Alex sounds like a very different kind of movie.
THE DAY CARE CENTER OF DR. MOREAU
Rambo Strokes his Ramboner
The thing that ate my ass.
The Upside Your Head :wink:
FOUR BEHEADINGS AND A FUNERAL
I think my pet Chihuahua is really El Chupacabra!
Oriental Stream
Oriental Stream 2: Chinese Burn
Quote from: Alex on June 28, 2019, 12:23:36 PM
I think my pet Chihuahua is really El Chupacabra!
I actually saw a chihuahua walking along the street today (with its owners). weird looking things, could definitely pass for some kind of semi-mythical demonic creature with a bit of work, I reckon...
Quote from: zombie no.one on June 28, 2019, 02:41:30 PM
Quote from: Alex on June 28, 2019, 12:23:36 PM
I think my pet Chihuahua is really El Chupacabra!
I actually saw a chihuahua walking along the street today (with its owners). weird looking things, could definitely pass for some kind of semi-mythical demonic creature with a bit of work, I reckon...
I can see the beginnings of a bad movie here. I have to warn you that 19 times out of 20 it does not go well for the investigator. Although the good news is that you won't die until just before the end credits.
no worries... it's not the living that counts, it's the taking part :)
Werewolves ate all the Zombies!
A Martian Maniac on Venus
Help! I can't stop Beheading people!!!
The farting dead.
The Lost Incontinent
Scooby Dope, There's No Hope
The Jerk Next Door Meets the b***h Down the Street
Pastronomy: Deli Of the Stars
Twitter Feed of the Living Dead
Ask Jeeves: How do I kill?
JJ Abrams life story...
When conservative scientists try to reanimate Donald trump's body after he has a major aneurysm because an anonymous source released his taxes the result is....
FRANKENSWINE!!!
The Legend of Trevor's Undies :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Last year I went with my girlfriend to a city in Argentina, with german roots, called Villa General Belgrano, and they had this contest of Dachshund, commonly known as weiner dogs. People would take their pets, dress them, and receive prices. Now imagine thousands of weiner dogs dressed as Spiderman, doctors, and wathever outfit you can come up with, filling every street in the city.
That, my friends, would lead to the classic movie that I just made up...
"ATTACK OF THE WEINER DOGS"
Vengance comes in many forms
Psycho retreat bloodbath massacre.
Numerous famous psychochotic mass murderers receive invitations to "Psycho-la", the world's first vacation resort catering to psychotic mass murderers. They arrive at a remote villa by tour bus only to did it functional but deserted and the tour bus suddenly hurts into flames.
Trapped by the distance to the nearest civilized area and the intense heat of the desert surrounding them resort, the killers begin looking for thighs to do. One by one they are stalked by an unseen hunter who follows each one into an isolated area then shoots then in the head with a handgun.
As the story unfolds it turns out a sane person has arranged the whole situation to sanely and reasonably kill psychotic mass murderers who do nothing but murder people out of insanity.
Death Toilet: The Toilet that Swallows
The Revenge of Peanut Butter
The last Sumo Wrestler in the Wild West
The Wild World of Competitive Ostrich Racing
They went back in time with one goal...
SHAVE HITLER'S MUSTACHE
I was a teenage trump supporter!
Stork Fear
(starring Gabriel Carteris, Carrot Top, and the black chick from the first season of Melrose Place)
They Club Baby Seals, Don't They?
The Sound of Muzak
The Magnified Seven
Rosemary's Gravy
Invasion of the Body Shamers
Planet of the Grapes
Singin' in the Acid Rain
Twilight the new blood.
The s**tting Dead
Blade 4: Die motherxxxxers die!
Wesley snipes redons his Blade gear and goes after the most horrifible, inhuman blood suckers who ever existed: The IRS.
Star Wars; Episode MLXXVII: Zombie George strikes back
Sharkanado the new series.
The House that Wept Softly
The House that Screamed DOOM!
The House that basically told me to just go F*** myself.
The Man With Lasers in His Eyes
Trevor vs undies :teddyr:
Collect the monkey!
Quote from: Alex on October 18, 2019, 12:52:27 AM
Collect the monkey!
You're a waste of perfectly good empty space.
On topic
Attack of the the ear monsters!
(They actually kinda did this with a recent movie about earth invaded by monsters that had no eyesight but good hearing send peolle had to be silent to avoid being killed.)
Collect the Monkey 2: Jungle Edition
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on October 18, 2019, 03:04:04 AM
Quote from: Alex on October 18, 2019, 12:52:27 AM
Collect the monkey!
You're a waste of perfectly good empty space.
Maybe so, but I am one who is doing a whole hell of a load better at life than you. :drink:
c'mon peeps, this thread is supposed to be a light hearted bit of fun. :drink:
anyway...
ARMAGEDDON GENOCIDE MASSACRE
BIKER ZOMBIES FROM DETROIT
Oh, crap, it's already taken.
Since anti-superhero movies seem to becoming more in vogue at the moment...
Supertrump: The presidential superhero!
Collect the Monkey 3: Zoo Edition
The Peolle vs. Spookyguven Hiw: Bikini Hurricane
:teddyr:
Collect the Monkey 4: The Quest to Save Bananas!
Collect the Monkey V: This time the Monkey collects you!
Collect the Monkey 6: The Search for Donkey Kong
Collect the Monkey 7: Covfefe!
COLLECT THE MONKEY: 8 The Peolle ate you
Collect the Monkey 9: The Hunt for King Kong
Collect the Monkey X: Jason vs the Monkey.
Gee and I thought I was silly!
Collect the Monkey 11: Diddy Kong's Revenge
Collect the Monkey 12: A New Beginning
Collect the Monkey 13: East s**t with Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake
Collect the Monkey 13: The Monkey Flees To Youtube. (Indy will get this one).
Collect the Monkey 15: The Invasion of Donkey Kong Country
Collect the Monkey 14.
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT NUMBER 14.
Collect the Monkey 16: King Kong's Revenge!
Collect the Monkey 17: The Great Ape Uprising
Collect the Monkey 18: The Apes East s**t!
Collect the Monkey 19: Battle for the Planet of the Peolle.
By the way, is Peolle a traditional Spanish dish?
Collect the Monkey 20: The Quest for Dr. Zaius
Collect the Monkey 21: It's Spankin' Time!
Collect the Monkey 22: The Monkey Spanks You!
Collect the Monkey 23: Monkeys in Space!
Collect the Monkey 24: King Kong's Revenge 2 - This Time Poo Goes Flying!
Collect the Monkey 25: Relic Collecting of Monkeys on Kong Island
Collect the Monkey 26: Bring 'Em Back Alive - Tales of the Golden Monkey.
Collect the Monkey 27: Brass Monkey, that Funky Monkey
Collect the Monkey 28: Tarzan's Revenge!
Collect the Monkey 29: Journey to their Pile of Poo to East s**t!
Collect the Monkey XXX: Emmanuelle Meets the Monkey!
Collect the Monkey 31: immediate death senwtce
Collect the Monkey 32: why the f**k should I bother fixing typos ifmicm going to grtns**t for not making them?
Collect the Monkey 33: a realistic movie about Viet nam
Collect the Monkey 34: Evil, Evil Monkey!
Don't s**t Yourself Out of Anger
Quote from: claws on October 30, 2019, 05:05:53 PM
Collect the Monkey 31: immediate death senwtce
Collect the Monkey 32: why the f**k should I bother fixing typos ifmicm going to grtns**t for not making them?
Collect the Monkey 33: a realistic movie about Viet nam
You, my friend, are a born clown. :bouncegiggle:
Collect the Monkey 35: The Quest for Curious George's Tale.
Collect the Monkey 36: Return to the Jungle
Children of the Porn
Collect the Monkey 37: Hey hey we're the Monkees
Collect the Monkey 37: Monkey Shines.
Collect the Monkey 39: The Great Ape Uprising in Mars
Collect the Monkey 40: Retro Monkey Collector
COLLECT THE MONKEY #41: Rise of the Mokney!
Collect the Monkey 42: The First Collector
Collect the Monkey 43: An Idiots Guide to Collecting Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 44: Collect the Monkey Forever!!
Quote from: bob on October 31, 2019, 07:12:44 PM
Children of the Porn
I dunno. That doesn't sound right to me :buggedout:
Collect the Monkey 45: Chase the Monkey!
Collect the Monkey 46: Escape from Monkey Island.
Collect the Monkey 47: Monkeymania is Running Wild!
Collect the Monkey 48: Attack of the 50 Foot Chimpanzee
COLLECT THE MONKEY #49 - Seven Monkeys Squared!!!
(get it?)
Collect the Monkey 50: The Gold Edition
(it's just a recap of the first 49 :teddyr:)
Collect the Monkey 51: The Great Alien Monkey Invasion
Collect the Monkey 52: Alien Monkeys Spawn at Area 51
Collect the Monkey 53: Role Reversal, The Monkey Collects You
Anarckitty
Collect the Monkey 54: The one just made from outtakes from the previous movies.
The Monkey Collector (The Asylum ripoff attempting to ride the popularity of the "Collect the Monkey" series)
Collect the Monkey 55: Hippy Apes Smoking Weed
collect the monkey#56-earth monkeys are easy
Collect the Monkey 57: Monkeys on Wheels
Collect the Monkey 58: The collection escapes!
Time to start all over again.
Bitterness the Musical
Bitterness the Musical 2: You are Dead to Me Nothing but Scum, You Give Me Inflimation of the Bum
ROMANTIC ROVEL
:bouncegiggle: :lookingup: :bouncegiggle:
Collect the Monkey 59: Starting Over --- Recapturing the First Monkey
Collect the Monkey 60: I was a Teenage Monkey Collector
Collect the Monkey 61: The Marx Brothers Present -- Monkey Business
Collect the Monkey 62: Monkeys on Mars
Collect the Monkey 63: Is this something I should never have started?
:bouncegiggle: :twirl: :drink: :drink: :twirl: :bouncegiggle:
Collect the Monkey 64: The Next Generation
Collect the Monkey 65: Collect the Money from the Very Rich Monkey
Collect the Monkey 66: Get the Monkey off my Back! He's Breaking Fire!
All Monkeys Must Die
Collect the Monkey 68: Night of the Bloody Apes
Collect the Monkey 69: Apes in Love
Collect the Monkey 70: Apes of the Damned
Collect the Monkey 71: Vice president of the Chimpazees
Collect the Monkey 72: For Love or Monkey
(What are we going for? A hundred?)
Collect the Monkey 73: Return to the Bronx Zoo
Collect the Monkey 74: The Planet of the Monkeys
(I think we're going to keep going for as long we want :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: )
Collect the Monkey 75: The complete works of Shakespeare.
Collect the Monkey 76: The Shrine of the Silver Monkey
Collect the Monkey 77: A Monkey Nightmare on Elm Street
collect the monkey #78-nazi monkeys must die!!
Collect the Monkey 79: Monkeys - the Simians of Fate
Collect the Monkey 80: Revenge of the Fallen Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 81: Saving Monkey Ryan
Collect the Monkey 82: American Monkey X
Collect the Monkey 83: Into the Monkey-Verse
Collect the Monkey 84: Monkey Unchained
Collect the Monkey 85: MONK·EY
Collect the Monkey 86: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Monkey
Collect the Monkey 87: Three Monkeys Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Collect the Monkey 88: The Monkey of Wall Street
Collect the Monkey 89: Monkeynado!
Collect the Monkey 90: Extreme Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 91: Monkey See, Monkey Do.
Collect the Monkey 92: Monkeys on Ice
Collect the Monkey 93: From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
Collect the Monkey 94: You've Really Made a Monkey Out of Me
Collect the Monkey 95: Monkey Jumps The Shark.
Quote from: chainsaw midget on November 10, 2019, 04:26:00 PM
Collect the Monkey 70: Apes of the Damned
Collect the Monkey 71: Vice president of the Chimpazees
Collect the Monkey 72: For Love or Monkey
(What are we going for? A hundred?)
I think they have to go on endlessly in detestation of the unwelcome one, least he return.
Collect the Monkey 96: Monkey Dead - Dead by Dawn!
Collect the Monkey 97: The Legend of The First Monkey Ever Collected
Collect the Monkey 98: Journey to the Center of the Amazon
Collect the Monkey 99: The Monkey Scalper
Collect the Monkey 100: Chimps in Space!
Collect the Monkey 101: The Monkey Extinction.
Collect the Monkey 102: Jurassic Monkey.
Collect the Monkey 103: The Monkey with the Iron Claw
Collect the Monkey 104: A Retrospective
Collect the Monkey 105: Caged Heat - The Collector vs King Kong
Collect the Monkey 106: The Hottie & the Monkey
Collect the Monkey 107: Santa Claus Conquers the Monkey
Collect the Monkey 108: Book of Shadows: Blair Monkey 2
Collect the Monkey 109: Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Monkey
Collect the Monkey 110: The Wicker Monkey
Collect the Monkey 111: Stop! Or My Monkey Will Shoot
Bitterness 3: The Bitter Drunk Kid
Collect the Monkey 112: The Zombie Monkey Apocalypse
We're Entering the Devil's Anus
To Live and Vape in LA
Collect the Monkey 113: The Death of the Monkey Collector
Collect the Monkey 114: Revenge of the Banana
Collect the Monkey 115. Help, I've forgotten why I started collecting monkies in the first place.
Collect the Monkey 116: Voodoo has Revived the Monkey Collector!
Collect the Monkey 117: Searching Memories for Why I Collect Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 118: Monkeynado 2- The Second One
Collect the Monkey 119: The Great Monkey Knife Fight
Collect the Monkey 120: The Great Monkey Orgy :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Collect the Monkey 121: That's a Whole Lot of Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 122: Return of the Monkey
Collect the Monkey 123: The bad smell is back!
Collect the Monkey 124: The Reveal of the Monkey Collector, Yes You Guessed It .... Frank Stallone
collect the monkey #125-the monkey lurks in fartness..i mean, darkness!
Collect the Monkey 126: There is a financial crash and the bottom drops out of the monkey collection business!
Collect the Monkey 127: The Great Monkey Sacrifice to Voodoo Gods to Revive the Monkey Collecting Business
Collect the Monkey 128: Eating the Brains of the Monkeys Who were Sacrificed
Collect the Monkey 129: f**k You Sven
Collect the Monkey 130: Zombie Monkeys!
Collect the Monkey 131: Are we the world's longest franchise yet? Only for the moment. Someone gave Peter Jackson a single page short story and he is turning it into a 200+ installment movie series, each movie is 4 hours long with an even longer directors cut.
Revenge of the Killer Lemurs
The Rhinoceros that Drank Blood
Beware the Cocker spaniel
Zebras Stole My Brain
Collect the Monkey 132: Stupid Sexy Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 133: Disco Dancing Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 134: The Collection Got a Time Machine!
Collect the Monkey 135: The Many Ways to Kill Monkeys
Collect the Monkey 136: The Quest for the More Money
Collect the Monkey 137: The Musical!
Invasion of the Crab People
Abbott and Costello Meet The Munsters.
Mutant Laser Penis Destroys! (it's anime).
Nobody lives in Murderville
Return of the Phantom ice-Skater
Lawyer with a Machine Gun
Ghetto of the Living Damned
I'm still waiting for KUNG FU COMMANDOS VS CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS.
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Curtains 2: Hell Freezes Over
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Quote from: Gabriel Knight on December 02, 2019, 01:51:39 PM
I'm still waiting for KUNG FU COMMANDOS VS CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS.
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What's that from?
Collect the Monkey 138: Fly my pretties, fly!
Right Turn on Elm Street
Quote from: bob on December 02, 2019, 05:00:27 PM
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on December 02, 2019, 01:51:39 PM
I'm still waiting for KUNG FU COMMANDOS VS CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS.
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What's that from?
It's from an episode of
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, a series which paid huge tribute to tons of monsters and plenty of b movies.
Quote from: Alex on December 04, 2019, 01:34:40 PM
Collect the Monkey 138: Fly my pretties, fly!
OK, that's funny!
Gamera VS Mecha Kong
PARTY AT HORROR BEACH
Celery: The Movie
Fatal Mortality
Scientifically Implausible Shenanigans
Kung Fu Chef
Kung Fu Chef 2: 'Chop' Suey
Kung Fu Chef 3: The Hand That Cradles The Wok
Lets watch paint dry!
Barracuda Tsunami (2031)
Cuja, daughter of Cujo
Abbott and Costello Meet Swamp Thing
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Quote from: Alex on December 17, 2019, 04:20:37 PM
Lets watch paint dry!
Let's watch paint dry 2: The second coat!
Three Mummies in a Mausoleum
Dracula vs the Chicago Cubs
Kung-Fu Ninjas from Burbank
Attack of the 25 Foot Tall Danny Devito!
Elvis Impersonators of the Living Dead
Who Stole My Head?
THE LET'S SEE, I THINK IT'S THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT, THE ONE WITH THE BLUE TRIM AND GARDEN GNOME, NO, NOT THAT ONE, THAT'S THE JOHNSONS' PLACE, OH HELL, JUST LET ME LOOK UP THE NUMBER
The Hunted Kindergarten
Mom vs the Neighborhood Watchdogs
Ceramics Hell (My personal fav :D)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2020, 09:59:49 AM
THE LET'S SEE, I THINK IT'S THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT, THE ONE WITH THE BLUE TRIM AND GARDEN GNOME, NO, NOT THAT ONE, THAT'S THE JOHNSONS' PLACE, OH HELL, JUST LET ME LOOK UP THE NUMBER
TLSITITFHOTLTOWTBTAGGNNTOTTJPOHJLMLUTN, for short
that's what the hardcore fans will refer to it as anyway.
The Stepford Mimes.
UNDERWORLD SERIES: THE YANKEES VERSUS THE LIVING DEAD
this came to me late last night:
Mexican Pudding Monster
Satan's Shoebox
They Found Hitler's Scrapbook
Panty Raiders from the Future
It's Time for a Booty Call
Hoochie Mama is Coming Home!
A Bunch Of Teens Get Hacked Up By A Psycho Except For One Girl Who Survives.
Green Eggs and Red Walls: The Final Hours of Doctor Seuss.
Asylum Highschool
Mime: The Musical
HOV Lane Holocaust
Jaws Non
at a French beach it's Jaws except the mayor is right: there's no impending shark attack. The scientist closes the beach for no reason and ruins everyone's summer.
then that would be my favorite Jaws movie lol
Jaws is the only movie that gives me creeps...
dduring the summer somewhere around here they have screenings of Jaws where you sit in a raft in the water and watch it
Ha. Hell no lol :bouncegiggle:
Uzi Bong
Uzi Bong 2: Pot Shot
Uzi Bong 3: Weapons Of Grass Consumption
You Make My Butt Turn Purple
Frozen II Society
Once Upon a Time... in Bollywood
Doctor Sleepover
Terminator: Dark Fate of the Furious
Zombieland: Double Spinal Tap
The NeverEnding Marriage Story
It Chapter 2001: A Space Odyssey
Get Booksmart
Liking those ones claws.
The MacArthur Park killer
Jeffery Epstien's "The Children's Hour"
Harvey Weienstien's "The Accused"
Contact (My eye!)
Men who F**k Goats
Porno Holocaust 2: Thrusting for Satan
Rob Schinder is.. Pauley shore
My mother, the brachiosaurus.
Night of the Okapi
The Mini Golf Murders
GonZonkUlas: Prime Minister of the Monsters
The train from Hell is running late
PRAY FOR PREY
The Day the World Banned Cats
Lawyers of the Forbidden Zombie
He knows you're a Cannibal!
Satan's Pigs Ate Us Alive!
Plastic Prohibition
Plastic Prohibition 2: Elastic Banned
Portuguese Poltergeist
Quote from: chainsaw midget on April 10, 2020, 12:55:55 PM
The Day the World Banned Cats
I originally read that as "The Day the World Canned Bats," which works just as well, I think.
INVASION OF THE MURDER HORNETS
No, wait, that's not a movie title, it's an actual headline!
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 04, 2020, 08:12:00 AM
INVASION OF THE MURDER HORNETS
No, wait, that's not a movie title, it's an actual headline!
Funny, you'd have thought the tin hat loony brigade would have been all over that one. After all, they came from China...
The Frankenstein Virus
King Kong goes Hawaiian
Bulldozer Massacre
Invasion of the Bikini Snatchers
Way of the Nuclear Fist!
My own Private Duncan Idaho (I have to give my roommate credit for this one)
Edutainment Productions Presents: Craters of the Moon National Monument: Adventure of a Lifetime!
Avaliable in 16mm film reels or U-Matic Cassettes.
Like Normal People vs Zombies
The Muppets: Friday the 13th. Kermit Vs Jason.
Juan Rodriguez: The Hippopotamus who saved Haunaka
A Deodorant's Story
Mild Incontinence of the Zombies!
I Eat Your Pets!
Zombie Bees
Illegal File Sharing On The Orient Express
Large Scale Investment Fraud In The Rue Morgue
Velocipastor
...oh wait, that's a real movie.
Contract Breaking at the O.K. Corral
The cheese on my pizza spoke to me.
Janitors from the Year 36 Billion BC!
Voodoo Cop
The Path to Hell is Paved with Money
Slumber Party in the Vampire's Mansion
The Washing Machine that Hates
Baseball Zombies
Baseball Zombies 2: You're Out!
Baseball Zombies 3: Eating it in the Minors
Rednecks with Contact Lenses
I was a Spambot for the FBI
The Ford Pinto Story
Coma of the Undead
The president who went up a hill and than came down a mountain into his bunker
Caveman Ninja
Strip for the Werewolf
Bride of the Loch Ness Monster
Godzilla Stomps New Jersey
Quote from: chainsaw midget on August 04, 2020, 07:26:20 PM
Godzilla Stomps New Jersey
Godzilla is welcome in New Jersey!
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the fart that killed new york city
Pineapple Pizza Express
it's not mine but i'll take it from Brad Jones who thought of it years ago and that's Card Sharks
Diaper Hill 2: The Return
The Covid Kid
The Bride of Dracula's Daughter
Frankenstein Beach
Frankenstein Beach 2: The Bodybuilders
Frankenstein Beach 3: The Perfect Beach Body
Phantom of the Starbucks
Electric Boogaloo: The Quickening
Plans 1 through 8 from Outer Space
My Driver's Ed Instructor is a Werewolf!
The Attack of The Taylor Swift Fans on Speed.
actually i would pay to see that one. here's a stupid one "The Who's & What's' i dunno why it just came to me but it did and it makes no sense at all either
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry Meet the Wolfman (1973)
A Kung-Fu Battle in Dracula's Castle
Ninja Werewolves
Samurai From Space
even though this one sounds like either a porn title or a Troma film the attack of the killer Crotch i dunno why that one came to me either lol
Batman vs Blacula and the Queerwolf.
that one too sounds like a winner, how about this one a boy Named George who died from having an STD
^ aka Killer Crabs From Uranus
attack of the killer Cheeto man's
Tag line' he'll sneak into your house and give you covid and steal our money and will cover home home with fake tan'
Be Warned
Haunted House of Sharks
The Clown from the Year 2101
Nymphomaniac Ninjas
I'll Punch you Teeth Out!
Followed by I'll Hit You With My Purse.
followed by i'll kick you in the nuts and you will like it
The Yankee Candle Killer
the crack that can kill and it does
Most of the best ones were already taken by pulp magazines in the 50s and 60s, such as
The Nude U-Boat Raiders of the South Atlantic
Horror Orgies of the Hun from Hell
A Fountain of Blood for the Lady with a Dozen Lovers
Limbo of Liquid Skeletons
(I'm not making any of these up)
i believe ya but we can still come up with some pretty awful and stupid titles ourselves. lol
butt crack 2: attack of the killer farts.
yeah i know there is a film already named that hence why i put a part 2 in there
The Cucumber Crock
Mr. Ed and the Killer Robots, i have no idea where that one came from but it does sound like one from the 60's don't it? lol
Porcupine!
Porcupine! 2: Where There's A Quill There's A Way
Porcupine! 3: Three Spikes And You're Out
Quote from: Dr. Whom on October 16, 2020, 02:40:46 AM
Most of the best ones were already taken by pulp magazines in the 50s and 60s, such as
The Nude U-Boat Raiders of the South Atlantic
Horror Orgies of the Hun from Hell
A Fountain of Blood for the Lady with a Dozen Lovers
Limbo of Liquid Skeletons
(I'm not making any of these up)
I have a bunch of those covers. I use them as my FB cover page. Right now I have one up that features this story that could have made a good bad move:
BATTLE OF THE WANTONS
Battles Across Time & Space: The Amazing Adventures of Xander Bartholomew, Mercenary of the Stars, in the 11th century Post-Terra. Part I: The Wormhole to New Worlds
the Naked Invisible man which came from one of my favorite movies of all time Amazon women on the moon (1987) where you have Ed Begley Jr. playing the invisble man or he thinks so anyways and he's nude
Gilligan's Savage Island of Death.
NightTerrors: The Living Zombies On The Prowl
Bad Egg: The Omlette of Death.
Kung-Fu Dragons V.s. Reptilian Dragons
the PS5 Bots that kill gamers dreams well if you are a gamer like me you will agree with this
Quote from: pennywise37 on October 21, 2020, 01:12:03 AM
the PS5 Bots that kill gamers dreams well if you are a gamer like me you will agree with this
TPS5BTKGDWIYAAGLMYWAWT for short...
that will it makes about as much sense as my bad title lol.
Bruce Lee VS. the Dancing Dildo
who wouldn't pay to see that one?
Is Your Neighbor a Communist Spy?
the man with no brain who ran for President and won
sounds like a book title for kids but it's sadly what did actually happen in real life
Time Traveling Zombies
Cadavers of Corvin Castle
Vlad...The Impaler
Quote from: chainsaw midget on October 12, 2020, 11:02:41 PM
A Kung-Fu Battle in Dracula's Castle
Ninja Werewolves
I would totally watch both! :thumbup:
the evil Orange who took over america than ruined it while drinking your juice in the hood.
i know not one of my best but it's the only one that i could think of
Mystery Shopper
Mystery Shopper 2: Unidentified, Buying Objects.
Creepy Uncle Joe who gave his looser son a cushy job and ran for president.
BMX Bikers of the Apocalypse!
Return of the Hillbilly Hitchhikers
THE BATTLE OF THE GUYS WHO WORKED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES INTO FAKE B-MOVE TITLES
Sunn Classics Presents a NEW Double Feature:
The Lost Laptop
AND
The Email Scandal
Taylor-Laughlin Productions Presents a NEW Double-Feature:
Washington Break-In
AND
Whitehouse Weapons Dealer
The Swamp Monster Vs. The Dinosaur
the attack of the killer orange skin color man from NYC
Bloody Terror in the Tower of London
Another couple I gathered from pulp magazines. These deserve to be movies
Bat Women of Budapest
The Slumbering Death
Brains at Broken Fork
Naked Love Goddess Expedition to Hell
Jetbees of Planet J
Mart Wall: Portal to the Underworld
Escape the Town of the Pumpkin Men
Poo From Me To You
The Adventures of Creepy Joe and the Camel Toe Ho in the Fifth dimension.
Deathdance!
The Racist Cheeto
The Babysitters Revenge!
DOS: Destructive Operating System
QUARANTINED WITH THE VAMPIRE
SKANK SORORITY
ROMEO'S REVENGE: THE CAPULET KILLINGS
Billy the Kid in Sherwood Forest
Space: 10 Million BC
The French Soup Massacre
Who stole England?
Dirt Bike Vampires of the Apocalypse
Redneck Frankenstein
Phantom of the Tavern
Mastication Massacre
Mastication Massacre 2: A Chew To A Kill
Fly Fishermen from Beyond Space!
Revenge of the Devil-Walrus!
Terror from the Year 13666!
Beware! He Came To Make Waffles!
Paint My Killer Strawberry Pink!
Cyborg Dentist
Quote from: zombie no.one on November 13, 2020, 06:10:33 AM
Mastication Massacre
Mastication Massacre 2: A Chew To A Kill
Mastication Massacre 3: Valentines Day: I Chew Chew Chews You!
Netflix: The Movie
Of Lice and Men
The Bhoys
The twitter Stripper
The Shining 3: Lockdown
All Black Fridays Matter
The Lego Pandemic Special
iTrump (Biopic)
Chernobill
How the Grinch Stole the missing ballots
Quote from: Alex on November 25, 2020, 02:04:49 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on November 13, 2020, 06:10:33 AM
Mastication Massacre
Mastication Massacre 2: A Chew To A Kill
Mastication Massacre 3: Valentines Day: I Chew Chew Chews You!
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Utah Monolith
Go Fish: The Movie
Man on Toilet 2: Incoming!
A Mr. E Film
A Mr. E Film 2: The Sequel
Crazy 8s, The Movie
Checkers, The Movie
Chinese Checkers, The Movie
Spades, The Movie
Chess, The Movie
Reversi, The Movie
Go, The Movie
Backgammon, The Movie
Gin Rummy, The Movie
Old Maid, The Movie
Mini Golf, The Movie
Bridge, The Movie
(Can anyone think of Anymore?)
The Burning Fire
Christmas Special Time!
Reign of the Reindeer
Frosty the Ice Golem: The Untold story
'Skeeter Clause and Santa Otis: A redneck Christmas
House of 1 Million Reindeer
The Christmas that was 26 Hours Late
Santa Fight Club
Raindeer Rudolph's Day Off
American Christmas X
RoboSanta
Snow White vs. Santa Claus
SANTA WAS A LADY
Come Join the Book Burners! (It's a Scream to Watch those Pages Gleam!)
Clairvoyant Santa (aka Feel His Presents)
The Invisible Santa
I Spit on Your Reindeer
Santa: Resurrection
The Santa Centipede (First Sequence)
The Northpole Reindeer Massacre
In keeping with the spirit of the season:
Who has got a red nose now?
The Fantastical Journey of Santa Claus Across the Whole World to Deliver Presents to Good Boys and Girls, & How He Races the Sun Each Year to Do So
Directed by Rodger Corman
Special FX by Irving Block and Jack Rabin
The Sinking City
Rabid Reindeer
Goudazilla: King of the Cheeses
The Last Sleigh on the Left
What Ever Happened to Reindeer Rudolph?
The Stepford Santa
Christmas on Haunted Hill
Santa, Sweet Santa
The Reindeer of the Baskervilles
House of Testicles
The Half Human, Half Lettuce: Chris P Lettuce
Santa's s**tter
Rudolph's Revenge
Frosty vs The Yeti
Evil Elves
Return of the Saucermen
Ravenous, Rabid Werwolves on the Prowl!
Super Sexy Santa
The Most Dangerous Boardgame
HOT-ROD WEREWOLVES
WEREWOLF IN A WOMEN'S PRISON
RUDOLF THE RED-FANGED REINDEER
Kitty Klawz: RAWRRRRRRRR!!!!
Neopangea: An Adventure Across the One Continent
Xmassacre
Hooray for Satan Claus
White Christmas Blizzard
Santa Claws
Quote from: bob on December 27, 2020, 04:27:46 PM
Santa Claws
there's no way this wasn't going to be a real thing...
take your pick:
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Santa Claws 2: Revenge
Satan Claus 3: Hell Bound
Satan Claus 4: Satan on Mars
Dragonzeal
Timeball: Bouncin' Through History
BLOOD IN THE JOCKSTRAP
Painting of Doom!
Art McAllen: Painter of the Macabre
Soulseller
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Painting of Doom II: Portal to the Underworld
Texas Chainsaw Massacre vs The Brady Bunch on second thought that might be a fun movie to see.
Wonder Woman 10,000 BC
Painting of Doom III: What is the Evil of an Image?
Dick Punch: It's all in the Mind
V.R. Hacker: Adventures in the Mainframe
SATAN IN THE BOUDOIR
LUCIFER IN LINGERIE
A BRASSIERE FOR BEELZEBUB
It's a Wonderful Colonostpy! IN COLOUR!
Friday the 13th: Jason goes Hawaiian
Beware the Plumber
The Revenge of John Wilkes Booth
The Day Tuesday Never Came!
Suburban Holocaust
Electronic Quest
The Eyes! The Eyes! The Madness in Them Pierces My Soul!
The Bloody Adventures of Vlad the Impaler
THE MASKLESS MASSACRE
100 Years of Fears!
Countdown To Anticipation
Quote from: kornula on January 12, 2021, 06:35:20 PM
It's a Wonderful Colonostpy! IN COLOUR!
By Colorization! (A trademark of Hal Roach Enterprises.)
Death Phone: The Text that Kills!
Starship to the Underworld: A trip into the Blackhole
King & Queenie: Two Dogs on the Lam
It's a Terrible Day in the Neighborhood
Gesundheit, Poltergeist!
Trouble in Neo Massachusetts
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 19, 2021, 04:19:59 PM
Gesundheit, Poltergeist!
:bouncegiggle:
The Ovaltine Snatcher
Acid Bathers
Stop screaming, Wilhelm!
Keep on Screaming!
Mutant Werewolves
Groovy Church!
Groovy Church! 2: Sunday's Cool
I Was a Teenage Baby
Laurel & Hardy on Mars
Message from Earth
Godzilla vs King Kong Bundy
The Postman always Brings his Lunch
Night of the Howler Monkeys
Prescription: Chainsaw
The Thing that Collected Torsos
Bikini Financial Academy
Deodorant for Satan
The Escalator that Eats Little Girl
Just say No to Cannibalism
Buffalo Bill Meets the Mummy
BASIC on Your TRS-80: How to Program Anything
A TEENAGE SCUMBAG IN HELL
THE SENSUOUS TOUCH OF THE MAD SCIENTIST
HITLER'S GHOST HITS IT BIG
THE BELTWAY BEHEADINGS
YOUR NUMBER IS IN SATAN'S SMART PHONE
STOP SEXTING ME, PUPPY KILLER
The Gauntlet is Thrown
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 26, 2021, 06:49:39 PM
YOUR NUMBER IS IN SATAN'S SMART PHONE
sounds like a modern day giallo (and of course it would have nothing to do with its own title)
The Road To Damn Ass Curse
Frosty: Demon Icing from Hell (starring Danny Trejo)
The Doomed Zoom Meeting (A Netflix Original, directed by McG)
Home Office Killer
AppDate (unreleased 2011 Paris Hilton movie)
Strip Nude for Subscribers
Rudolph the Reddit Reindeer (A Hallmark Production)
Quote from: zombie no.one on January 26, 2021, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 26, 2021, 06:49:39 PM
YOUR NUMBER IS IN SATAN'S SMART PHONE
sounds like a modern day giallo (and of course it would have nothing to do with its own title)
To me it is more like fundamentalist Christian bumper sticker.
haha. bumper stickers aren't really a thing over here.
I think 'WARNING: BABY ON BOARD' is about the only one you tend to see (just in case you were planning on crashing into them on purpose, on the basis there was no baby in the car?)
'MY OTHER CAR IS A FERRARI' was popular for a while. that's about it though
Quote from: zombie no.one on January 27, 2021, 10:03:17 AM
haha. bumper stickers aren't really a thing over here.
I think 'WARNING: BABY ON BOARD' is about the only one you tend to see (just in case you were planning on crashing into them on purpose, on the basis there was no baby in the car?)
'MY OTHER CAR IS A FERRARI' was popular for a while. that's about it though
Same here. I think people here don't like to put stickers anywhere on their car. We do have a variation of Baby On Board, but it is not a sticker. It's like a sign they put in their rear window and it features the name of their new born or young child.
Ghosts of the Shopping Center
Quote from: claws on January 27, 2021, 11:12:57 AM
Same here. I think people here don't like to put stickers anywhere on their car. We do have a variation of Baby On Board, but it is not a sticker. It's like a sign they put in their rear window and it features the name of their new born or young child.
not sure if that's cute or just weird.
.. remembered another one I'd sometimes see: "If You Can Read This Then You're Too Close". (I don't drive btw, so I wasn't)
back to titles...
Bumper Sticker Massacre
Login to TERROR!
Dial up dot com for murder!
STEAL WI-FI FOR VENGEANCE!
Fax of DEATH!
Revenge of the Hipsters!
Time Traveling Hipsters
Hipsternado.
Hipsternado VIII; The revenge of Banksy.
Time Traveling Hippies
The Ungreatful Dead
World War 2 the Musical: You Did Nazi That Coming
I Saw What You Did On Google Street View
The Mysterious Man from Demon Street
Quote from: bob on January 29, 2021, 03:10:29 PM
World War 2 the Musical: You Did Nazi That Coming
Well, there was Springtime for Hitler.
Yankee Poodle Mandy: American Superdog
Fire Beings from the Underworld
Trapped on an Escalator with Andre
Sunglasses for the Moon Mission
Quote from: pacman000 on January 31, 2021, 09:24:11 PM
Sunglasses for the Moon Mission
That could be the title of an exotica LP from the likes of Enoch Light or Esquivel
Nightmare in Beige
Quote from: pacman000 on February 01, 2021, 08:38:01 AM
Quote from: claws on February 01, 2021, 03:40:49 AM
Nightmare in Beige
A movie about school uniforms?
I got this from a drag queen ("raven") reading mean tweets. Somebody tweeted she is a nightmare in beige.
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The Mylar Menace
Don't Reap The Fearer
Frightful Tales: An Anthology
THE LUCHADOR VS. SEXY SANTA
G Men in G Strings.
The Burning of Space Atlanta
Sappy Movie: A Romance Amongst the Maple Trees
Quote from: kornula on February 09, 2021, 09:25:36 PM
G Men in G Strings.
That one probably exists as a porn parody somewhere
Two more from vintage pulp magazines
When Planets Mate
Savages Made Me Eat My Wife
Quote from: Dr. Whom on February 16, 2021, 12:39:17 PM
Quote from: kornula on February 09, 2021, 09:25:36 PM
G Men in G Strings.
That one probably exists as a porn parody somewhere
I would love to make it.. a non-porn version.
The Day A Canadian was mean.
Hippie Eat Your Flesh!
The Samurai of Tahiti
When First Blood Knocks, Murder Twice
The Goldfish that Ate People
Hawaiian Ice Age
Surf or Die!
Wanted: Vampire. No Questions Asked.
Surf or die! i like that one how about
Surf Or Live!
The Killer Took the Cake
Black Beard meets Billy the Kid
The Beast came by Mail!
The Haunted Ear
The Life Story of the Most Boring Man in the World
Quarantine Ghost Story
The Morbid Mortician
Annie Get Your Crucifix
Ring Video Doorbell Massacre
Quote from: bob on February 19, 2021, 04:06:05 PM
The Killer Took the Cake
That would be a 1960s thriller spoof with an all star cast, probably including Peter Sellers.
Bitcoin Hitman
Bitcoin Hitman vs. the Instagram Strangler
Bitcoin Hitman Goes to Hawaii
Bitcoin Hitman and the Online Casino of Doom
I Have No Bum and I Must Poo :wink:
THE INSANE MANIAC GOES NUTSO
The Problem Causer
tagline: 'He'll cause you a problem.'
The Translucent Transvestite
Night of the Nail Clipper Killer
The Purple Carrot Cake
Are you me?
Hey, Does This Smell?
Quote from: bob on March 01, 2021, 11:51:11 PM
Are you me?
That would be a low budget experimental movie, with inexperienced actors and a plot about identity that makes Primer seem straightforward. Critics' favourite at many festivals.
Bug Eyed Beasts from Beyond the Milkyway
My Girlfriend is a Spice Girl
Clueless Paperboys
My Haunted Valentine
Camp Kuchi Kaia
Psycho Racer: Demon on Wheels
Distributed by Trans-Lux TV
Produced by Tatsunoko Studios
Serial Killer Screwups
Blazing Zombies
Shaolin Cyborg
Spoken Word: The Musical
Cyborg Dracula from Mars
Satan of Fung-Fu
The Assassination of Santa Claus
Massacre in Sherwoood Forest
Hercules meets Bruce Leee
The day the Groundhog Died
Dracula Saves Thanksgiving
going postal : when the mail goes bad
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other HOMICIDE
I Have No Gentlemen's Things And I Must Pee
Revenge of the Undead Hookers
Zombie Redneck Dinosaurs
Magic Pelvises
The Mummy Was a Swinger!
Satan's Armpit
Quote from: Rev. Powell on March 15, 2021, 07:51:10 AM
The Mummy Was a Swinger!
That would be a 70s sexy parody. Something like a Hammer spoof made by the Carry On crew.
Again taken from pulp magazines:
Cheated Wives Make Merry Widows
attack of the skanky hoes
Catering School for Ghouls
Dimple Diary
Confession of a Teenage Indian Scammer
Meal Prep Nightmare
the adventures in babysitting murders
Oh là là Monsieur, You Are Stepping On My Croissant!
surreal french comedy
Seven Grooms For Seven Brothers.
(An LGBTQetc updating of a classic musical.)
An American in Paris.
(A twenty-year anniversary director's cut of the beloved Paris Hilton sex tape.)
The Return of the Virgin Suicides
(The Lisbon sisters return from the grave, hungry for brains, and in Lux's case, other organ meat.)
Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner?
(Isn't it time for a flick that combines race relations and eating disorders?)
Wayne's Spice World
(Wayne and Garth meet the Spice Girls in 93-minutes of nostalgic hijinks.)
The New Dukes of Hazzard
(John Wayne and Duke Ellington are a truly odd couple, as they make it their mission to play jazz and distribute coonskin caps while outwitting dim Sheriff Roscoe in Hazzard County, Georgia.)
The Duke Who Ate Amsterdam
Prayboy
(From the people who brought the world the controversial Bob Dylan biopic comes the most exciting moments in the life of evangelical superhuman Billy Graham, variously played, by Alec Baldwin, Charlie Sheen, Daniel Day Lewis, Gary Oldman, Chris Rock, and in a career-defining performance, Meryl Streep as Graham in Heaven.)
Friday
(Ten years in the making, the definitive rock opera based on Rebecca Black's smash '00s hit song, Friday. There won't be a dry eye in the house as film-makers capture every nuance of this deep, life-impacting song, penned.....by a teenager.)
Bright Club
(Rom-com in which the nerdy class atheist forms an after-school club for kids who don't like God believe in God. No one ever shows up to join and his flyers get used for paper wads in detention, but in the final scene, after some militant Methodists beat him up in the parking lot, he does get a sympathy dance at the prom from the class hot chick. Alas the movie was scrapped after production when no one in test audiences understood the new PC term for an atheist is "bright." As in, "I don't go to church; I'm bright.")
Return to the Return of the Planet of the Apes
(A group of time travelers jaunt back to 1975 in order to stop the meeting that green-lighted Return to the Planet of the Apes, and prevent the launch of the Saturday morning cartoon that was so bad it ruined Planet of the Apes for an entire generation.)
Guitar Wars
(Sith electric guitar headbangers versus Jedi acoustic guitar alternative types in space, with lots of loud guitar solos and spaceships blowing s**t up. You could print money off the future box office success of this motherf**ker. :thumbup:)
American Beauty X
Lester's life seems perfect, having a respectable job and a family, but inside, he is slowly developing a fascination for hate crimes. Struggling with life, he gets infatuated with his daughter's friend, Stacey, who is involved in the white supremacist and neo-Nazi movements.
Bob Dylan learns to sing!
Seven horses for Seven Brothers and sisters
The Giles Family & Their Adventures Settling in the Appalachian Region of the United States Before, After, & During the American Revolution
Resurrecting Jeffrey Dahmer
Attack of the Sous vide Sharks
Shark Demon of Atoll
Shark Demon of Atoll Part 2: Ancient Volcano
Shark Demon of Atoll Part 3: Lava Rock Island
Shark Demon of Atoll Part 4: The Day the Island Split Open
attack of the wild cherries
Quote from: pennywise37 on March 18, 2021, 05:21:35 PM
attack of the wild cherries
With lots of funky music played by white boys?
The Thing in the Diet Soda Bottle
Return of the Sugar Demon
Diet Hard
Diet Hard II: Get Fatty!
Diet Hard With a Cleanser
A Fat Tuesday to Diet Hard
Ex-Caliber
(Italian slapstick at its finest! When Roberto Benigni learns his ex-wife only married him to get Italian citizenship, and what's worse she was actually Saddam Hussein in drag, the only question becomes what caliber of gun will it be?)
South America Looks Like An Ice Cream Cone When You're Starving For Your Wedding
(Some random chubby female comic stars as Everywoman Jones, in the most realistic look at a bride's life in that hellish last month before her big day....)
Boogie Beat Zombies
Break dancing murder marathon
The Cha-Cha Slayer
attack of the hoochie mama
The Night the Lambada Returned from the Grave
Ghost Gator of Madman Swamp
The Greatest Anti American Hero
Last Outpost of Imperial Japan
Sacred Pasta
Sacred Pasta 2: Holy Macaroni!
Brain Eating Fungus
Tag line: It's COMMING!
Toe Eating Fungus 2 when the world was smelling like you
The California Raisins Go Californicatin'
(Another bit of '80s childhood perishes with this after-hours footage from the California Raisins 1987 world tour. Watch these little wrinkly guys hit reefers and go crazy! Features the hit single "I Sure Did on the Grape Vine".)
Guess Who's Coming 2 America
A couple's attitudes are challenged when their daughter introduces them to her fiancé who happens to be an extremely pampered African prince.
I Care a Salem's Lot
A crooked legal guardian who drains the savings of her elderly wards meets her match when a woman she tries to swindle turns out to be a Vampire.
Tom and Jerry Maguire
A chaotic battle ensues between sports agent Jerry Maguire, who's allergic to cats and has been squatting in a Hotel ever since he got fired, and Tom Cat, who is hired to drive him away.
Godzilla vs. Donkey Kong
Godzilla finds himself trapped in an arcade video game where he must battle Donkey Kong.
Tarzan of Milwaukee.
Mars needs Personal Fitness Instructors!
Wet T-Shirt Contest of the Damned
The Milkshake Massacre
The Son of Dracula's Daughter's Third Fiance'
Son of the Quickening: Electric Boogaloo's Revenge!
or Mars needs Condoms
when a world is out of condoms and nobody can get any because of it
(stolent from the TV show, The Critic)
Edward Plungerhands
everything you always wanted to know about sex but forgot to do to it
Blood Bath: Tub of Terror
Day Of The Lemming
NIGHT OF THE SHEEPLE
Morning Of The Bat
Noon of the Fishman
Zack Snyder's A Justice League of Their Own
Determined to ensure Superman's ultimate sacrifice was not in vain, Bruce Wayne aligns forces with Diana Prince with plans to recruit a female professional baseball league team to protect the world from an approaching threat of catastrophic proportions.
Promising Young Pretty Woman
A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a traumatized prostitute out for vengeance... only to fall in love.
Nomadland of the Dead
After losing everything in the Great Recession, a woman embarks on a journey through the American West, living as a van-dwelling modern-day nomad while fighting the living dead that have taken over the world.
The Sound of Metal Music
A heavy-metal drummer losing his hearing becomes a governess in drag to the children of a Naval officer widow.
The Trial of the Chicago Se7en
The story of 7 people on trial for murder hunting the real killer who uses the seven deadly sins as his motives during an uprising at the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago, Illinois.
Wanderings in a Desert
Two people wander in a desert, during what may be the future, & talk about things the director thought were philosophical. Unfortunately (Luckily?) synthesizer music drowns out about half the dialog.
There are two of me, and none of you?
Nude under the microscope
(another title from a pulp magazine)
Dino Invaders: The Time Conundrum
Dino Invaders: Across Dimension Zero
Dino Invaders: War with an Alternate Earth
Dino Invaders: Return of the Beast Lizards
Antechamber of Terror
People Who Live In Stained-Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Gem Stones
(obscure giallo)
The Diamond Mine War
My p**s is Stronger Than Yours
Blue-Green Jewel in the Sky
The little shop of Hoes
^Someone should use that name for a garden center.
Cosmic Commander: Dragons of Planet X
Cosmic Commander: The Hot Black Sun
Cosmic Commander: Radio Waves from Yesterday
Cosmic Commander: Broadcast from Tomorrow
Cosmic Commander: Asteroid Belt Arena
The Invisible Hippy
Three...Two...Nun!
Axel in Wonderland
Same Bat Time, Same Battle Axe
Armagedalypse
Collect the Monkey 139: Revival!
Space Dragon Invasion
Why Do Androids Wear Speedos?
Basket Case 4: Thorn in my Side
Demolition Man 2: Total Demolition Recall
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny 2: Reloaded
Origins: Scarface II
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2: The little Engine that could
Collect the Monkey 140: The Neverending Story.
He Cuts By Night....The Undead Mohel Returns
Dead Asphalt
The Wardrobe, The Wardrobe & The Wardrobe
Fools Rush In The Cut
Cannibal Holodomor
Dawn of the Nearly Dead
The Movie Without an End!
Art film, arranged as a mobius strip in the projector.
The Movie Without An End 2
The Movie Which Ends Before It Begins.
3 Hours of people talking about what just happened a week ago.
If I put on a rom-com festival, I'd call it: My Tears Are Salty As The Sea....That's Why I'm Blind
The Day I Accidentally Hit Reply-All at the Lab
how about The 3 Hour film about nothing in particular
Nude Nuns with Big Guns 2: Big Bazookas
Al Gore of Gor
Turkish Sophie's Choice
Ladder 69
Kramer vs. Predator
Grosse Point Stank
Lethal Weapon Poor
BOOty Call
Barney Eat Me
Raya and Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
In a realm known as Kumandra, a re-imagined Earth inhabited by an ancient civilization, a warrior named Raya is determined to find a master to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow.
The Passion of Jesus Christ Superstar
Depicts the final twelve hours in the life of Jesus of Nazareth, on the day of his crucifixion in Jerusalem sung as a musical in an anachronistic manner.
Knives Out of Africa
A detective investigates the death of a Danish baroness in 20th-century colonial Kenya.
Land of the Sea Serpent & Humanity's Battle for Supremacy Over It
Roger Corman's Titanic
Techno Voodoo DJs In Psy-Trance Hell
The Phantom Man-Ass
Knicker Blocker Gory
Burning Passions: Story of a Firehouse
the life and times of a fire hydrant
Rise Of The Elevators
Quote from: zombie no.one on April 11, 2021, 03:12:07 AM
Rise Of The Elevators
Followed by Part 2: What Goes Up, Must Come Down.
Followed by The Fall of the Elevators
The Funhouse That Wasn't.
Attack of the Black-Throated Monitors
Return of the killer farts
when a lethal gas that can comes from humans starts to kill it's time to find out a way to get a cure to stop the gas humans make everyday
The Methane Menace
Flood 2: Drowning with the sharks
Beware The Man Without any Ankles!
Cult of the Happy Fluffy Chipmunk... of DOOM!
30 Calories till death!
The 13th President Returns
The 13th President part II: Millard Fillmore's Revenge!
How to make a Holocaust in three easy steps
Troll 3: Scourge of the Internet.
I Wanna Be A Caveman
The NeckSnap SnapChat Killer
TikTok: Dance of Doom
Gordon Ramsay's Cannibal Cookout
The Toxic Tampon
Kill Bill Vol 3: the casket of Doom
My Dinner with Andre 2: Nightcap with Andre
My Dinner with Andre 3: Walk of Shame
Sophie's Choice 2: Vietnam
Smokey and the Bandit 4: Smokey smokes a joint
when a bag of weed is found by smokey him and the bandit light up and that's when all hell breaks loose
Sherlock Holmes and the case of the competent policeman.
Columbo and the case of the guest star who was neither the murderer nor the victim.
Zürich Zombie
Lunch in Space
The Honeythief Chronicles
Three Amigos 2: The Smell of Beer
Sleepless in Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Maid to Murder
FORTAN: The World Inside The Machine
Murder she wrote and the case where jessica Fletcher stayed home and no one died
Heart to Heart: Kidnapped Again!
Star Stealer
Star Stealer 2: The Force Fights Back
Star Stealer 3: Return of the Force
Potluck Romance
Potluck Romance 2: Recipe for Romance
Potluck Romance 3: Slow-Cooker Showdown
Recipe for Romance 2: Mom's Spaghetti
Recipe for Romance 3: Bolognese Brouhaha
Potluck Romance 4: The Early Years
Annie, the Library Detective
Annie, the Library Detective 2: Mystery at Shelf #104
Annie, the Library Detective 3: Late Fees Don't Come Easy
The Secret Code Crackers
The Atom Lab
What's Gotten Into Our Children?
West of Pisa
NIGHT OF THE DIVING LEAD - a title devised to fleece dyslexics
The Candy Corn Killer
The Taxman in the Underworld
When rich Uncle Ebenezer finds a way to take it with him, Kirby Roosevelt, IRS investigator will take a trip through Heaven & Hell to get Uncle Sam's portion. Nothing stops an IRS man on a mission! Not even death or bankruptcy!
Lifeguard Academy
Lifeguard Academy 2: Summer Cramp at Summer Camp
Lifeguard Academy 3: Breaststroking
Lifeguard Academy 4: Assignment: Niagara Falls
Don the Bum & Dottie Derelict Go To Vegas
Haddonfield Killer
Haddonfield Killer 2: Mica Swayer's Revenge
Haddonfield Killer 3: Mica Swayer Returns
Phantasm 6: revenge of the tallmans balls
Pillowhead
Pillowhead II: Sheet Shredder
Pillowhead III: Bed of the Dead
Pillowhead IV: Blood Matress
Pillowhead V: Bunk Bed Massacre
Kentucky Fried Zombies
Scrotum of the Dead
Medium Sized Squid!
Death Perm
Death Perm 2: Cruel Curls
Death Perm 3: Rise of the Perminator
The Perminator vs. Demonic Dreadlocks: Death Perm 4
Picnic in Alaska
Picnic in Alaska 2: Glacier Glitz
Picnic in Alaska 3: Back to Nebraska
Jaws 5: Without teeth. This times its GUMS!
Zombie Eyes
The Knitting Club
The Knitting Club 2: Wool You Marry Me?
The Knitting Club 3: 50 Shades of Yarn
Curse of the Invisible Frog
The Invisible Frog Croaks Again
Invisible Frog III: Invisible Bait
Clueless Stenographer: License to Type
Clueless Stenographer 2: Court in Repression
Clueless Stenographer 3: In Flavor of the Plaintiff
Zombie Teeth
Wichita Lineman: The Motion Picture
When Blueberries Turn Sour: A Southern Tale of Passion
When Blueberries Turn Sour 2: Greengarden Valley Sunrise
When Blueberries Turn Sour 3: Wagons East
Birthday Zombie
Birthday Zombie 2: Deathday Candles
Birthday Zombie 3: Night of the Silent Wishes
Birthday Zombie 4: Dawn of the Icing
Geriatric Massacre!
Geriatric Massacre Part ... 3? Maybe it was 2... 4? Anyway, some sequel: Something about that thing where you can't remember stuff anymore.
Death Warmed Over in a Microwave
The Chinese Hitman Delivery Service: This time the takeout is you!
My Secret Secretary
My Secret Secretary 2: All Done in a Day
My Secret Secretary 3: Black Briefcase & Pink Lipstick
Jurassic Trash Pile
The Lost Car Keys: Jurassic Trash Pile 2
Jurassic Trash Pile 3: Garbage Island
Another one from 60s pulp magazines
Soft Flesh for the Nazi Fanged Doom
The Day the Nudes Took Over Capone's Operation
(again taken from pulp magazines)
NUDE IN THE HOOD
The Ducks of Doom
The Ducks of Doom 2: The Rise of the Quacken!
The Bed's Too Small With You: It's sheer bedlam from morning 'til night ... !
The Bed's Too Small With You 2: Love Diet
The Bed's Too Small With You 3: Move Out, Darling
The Appendix Collector
Bloodbotomy
Three Guns in the Microwave
The Presidents Hairdresser
Destination: Rest Stop in New Jersey
Schuyler Colfax Jr. the 17 Vice President of the United States Rises from his Grave!
BMX HighSchool
Cowboy Ninja Vampires
Nude in the hood 2: flapping in the wind
COUSIN OF FRANKENSTEIN
Dracula Resurrects Frankenstein's Monster
Aka
At the Count's Bidding
(Note: This movie does not actually feature Dracula nor Frankenstein's Monster, just really similar characters.)
Lipstick Lover
Lipstick Lover II: Kiss And Don't Tell
Lipstick Lover III: Pucker Up Cocoa Buttercup
Pink Eye Killer
Pink Eye Killer 2: Itching To Kill
Quote from: claws on May 18, 2021, 02:10:46 PM
Lipstick Lover
Lipstick Lover II: Kiss And Don't Tell
Lipstick Lover III: Pucker Up Cocoa Buttercup
Lipstick Lover IV: Murders In The Rouge Morgue
Quote from: zombie no.one on May 18, 2021, 02:23:32 PM
Quote from: claws on May 18, 2021, 02:10:46 PM
Lipstick Lover
Lipstick Lover II: Kiss And Don't Tell
Lipstick Lover III: Pucker Up Cocoa Buttercup
Lipstick Lover IV: Murders In The Rouge Morgue
:thumbup:
Hamburgers The Musical
Werewolf In the Outhouse.
werewolf in the outhouse 2: sh*t happens
Fantastic Breasts and Where To Find Them
That one probably already exists.
Movie Studio of the Undead
Produced by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Dynamite p**s
Stargate SG-1 : Daniel's Death count
the man has died countless times on the show for those who aren't fans
The Paint That Wouldn't Dry!
Starfest: Carnival of the Year 3000
The Revenge of Frankenstein's Mummy
Rampage of the 50 Foot Zombies
Werewolf from Mars
The Transylvanian Chainsaw Massacre
Rocket Jane & The Space Pirates
(Note: I made a rough outline of this & plan to write it someday.)
Obstetrics Academy
Obstetrics Academy 2: Their First Delivery
Obstetrics Academy 3: Back in Labour
Obstetrics Academy 4: Obstetrician on Patrol
Obstetrics Academy 5: Uterus Under Siege
When Silence Screamed
L.O.L. (Laughing out Lethally)
A Gun Loaded with Hate
The Cabin on the Edge of Never
Eniee Meenie Minnee Murder
Zombie Telemarketer.
Zombie Tree
Mall of Doom
Urban explorers get more than they bargained for when they break into the abandoned West Hills mall. Something lurks in the shadows, & it won't let them escape...It never lets anyone escape with out a price paid.
Pasta Patrol
Chewbacca Vs Dracula
The Last Taco Unicorn
Werewolf of Studio 54
Fakkkinated (anti-vaxxer propaganda film)
The Road to Tosche Station
A coming of age story, 3 years before the events that took place in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope about Luke Skywalker and his friends, Janek "Tank" Sunber, Laze "Fixer" Loneozner, Biggs Darklighter, and Laze's girlfriend Camie. The teens suffer trials and tribulations common with young teenaged angst and sophomoric shenanigans. Luke has a secret affair with Camie behind Laze's back. Biggs finds out and his loyalty is torn between his two friends, and his morality is challenged one day on the road to Tosche Station outside of Anchorhead when they all travel together to pick up some power converters. The friends all discover the deeper meanings behind their friendship and their love for each other endures, though in the end, they never actually make it to Tosche Station that day.
TOGA PARTY AT MOON U
ADVENTURES OF THE NARCOLEPTIC NINJA
You Might Have Killed Me
Radiation Everywhere: There's No Escape
It's No Use We're Trapped
It Came From the S-Trap...
My Killer Hangbag: The Fashion Accessory That Eats!
When Turtles Attack
And another one from pulp magazines
Hitler's Baboon Tortures in Mabuti
Dial M for Misgender
(I stole this from kiwifarms)
Orange in Harlem
Cursed Magical Woman Of The Beach (a.k.a Sand Witch)
INTERNET TROLL-HUNTER
MILF WITH A SHOTGUN
Bikini Prison
Cannibal Airlines (some of you will arrive at your destination)
Monkey-Shark
Prequel to the First Time: Part III
DINOCANO
SHAOLIN BREAKDANCER
ASEXUAL SEDUCTION
POODLE EXORCIST
Dinonado!
A Knight At The Pawn Queen's Castle
first Blood part 4: Second blood to first Blood
Quote from: zombie no.one on June 16, 2021, 02:32:41 PM
Cursed Magical Woman Of The Beach (a.k.a Sand Witch)
Didn't Rose McGowan's character do things with sand in the Conan reboot? Perhaps you could pitch the Sand Witch as a spin off.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 17, 2021, 03:56:17 PM
DINOCANO
SHAOLIN BREAKDANCER
ASEXUAL SEDUCTION
POODLE EXORCIST
Didn't Godfry Ho make "Shaolin Breakdancer" already?
JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in BAKED, NOT FRIED
JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in LIVE AND GET HIGH
JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in DR. 'DRO
Another one from pulp magazine
I Led France's Flaming Dolls of Death
or it's sequel i led france's flaming dolls of life
this one made for the kiddos
Batman vs Everyone Who's Not Batman
Prayer Group of the Living Dead
Half-Hitler Half-Piranha
No one escapes the Pit of Corn!
Werewolf Sock Hop
Evil Deodorant
Ctrl+Alt+Death!
batman Vs. the big gay Duo and their gay brothers and sisters
This is an actual bad movie title suggested in the October 1964 issue of "Playboy":
Hercules, Gidget and the Surfing High School Sex Kittens Rock Around the Clock with the Incredible Cycling Leatherneck of the Red Sea Dragstrip
or how about this The Bad lay of the century
Another one from the pulps
Killer Clams From Alpha Seven
Revenge of the Pacifists
Quote from: pennywise37 on June 27, 2021, 02:09:42 AM
or how about this The Bad lay of the century
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The Box Office Poisoner
Worktime workers
What's the Trouble With Tina?
Bra Breakers In A Haunted House
Gus Rides the Bus
Porpoise Puncher From the Year 5000
Fabulous Fascists Hit the Mall
Karen vs Mary Sue: This Time It's Personal
Ewokes! They're small, they're furry and they fight the patriarchy!
i wasn't offering lol. how about this, Reservoir Dogs 2: the ghost of Mr. White comes back to play Chinese Checkers.
i know not one of my best but it's 5 am here so give me a break
Gymkaka :twirl:
Dragon Castle Adventure
Worcestershire Sauce Killer
Worcestershire Sauce Killer 2: Death Fermented
Worcestershire Sauce Killer 3: Sriracha's Revenge
Fartleship Podumpkin :buggedout:
The Houseguest who wouldn't leave!
Dragon Castle Treasure
The Invisible Traitor
Murder for Rent
Invasion of the Mashed Potato People
It Can Probably Happen on Tuesday
A Man, a Woman, and a Howler Monkey
or Invasion of the Killer Burritos Starring Adam Sandler
or The Ins and outs of how an onion can make you cry
Flusher: The Toilet That Speaks
My Nosy Housekeeper
Linguini in a Bottle
Death Fold: Human Origami
Makeshift Mortuary
Return to Dragon Castle
Ethernet Exorcist
My Squirrel Does My Taxes
Long Island Iced Bees
Tipping in Transylvania
Escape From Dragon Castle
Bruce Lee VS the Killer Potatoes
Angels are Made in Purgatory
Hobos on Skateboards
Robbing a Bank with RuPaul
Haunted Fortune Cookies
Rosie the Riveter vs The Welders Gang
* The Tide Pod Murders
* Snail From Hell
* The Turtles are Watching!
* Waxed to Death
* Don't Look in the Pantry
* Curse of the Customer Service Representative
* Robocaller's Revenge
* Publisher's Clearinghouse Massacre
Kindergarten Cop 2 the Giant Tumor Fights Back
Quote from: pennywise37 on July 18, 2021, 07:45:57 PM
Kindergarten Cop 2 the Giant Tumor Fights Back
you mean part 3 as there is already a sequel
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Jaywalking Giraffes
Zombie Socks
The Belly Button Tickler
Dragon Castle Quest
WEAKENED AT BURNY'S
SEX LIVES OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED
Sesame Street Chainsaw Massacre.
Dungeon of Doom!
VAMPIRE VOLCANO
SEXY KUNG FU
Sexy Zombie
I Sold my Soul on Ebay
Hot Wax Fondue
An American Lumberjack in Sudan
Clash of Demon Head
Diary of a Cigarette Butts Collector
I'm Moving to the Moon
The Vaccinated Pantomime
What's that dead hooker doing in the trunk of your car Charlie Brown.
There is actually a Canadian exploitation/comedy film called Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009) :teddyr:
Something I saw suggested elsewhere that I'd watch the hell out of.
Evil Dead in Big China Town. Ash teams up with Jack Burton to take down the Evil Dead.
Quote from: claws on August 03, 2021, 01:57:01 AM
There is actually a Canadian exploitation/comedy film called Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009) :teddyr:
:teddyr: :teddyr:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hooker_in_a_Trunk (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hooker_in_a_Trunk)
Scary Farts Linger in the Dark
The Dead Don't Dive
Strip Monopoly on a Rainy Afternoon
Quote from: bob on July 30, 2021, 06:37:35 PM
Clash of Demon Head
I would pay money to see that. :teddyr:
Carnival Catastrophe
Poo 2: The Afterburn
Scratch Ass: the Movie Directed by Lloyd Kaufman as only he would do a film named that
the Legend of Pie Fight Mountain
This is either an actual movie title, or very close to one, but here goes:
HEADS I KILL, TAILS YOU DIE
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 08, 2021, 11:26:00 AM
This is either an actual movie title, or very close to one, but here goes:
HEADS I KILL, TAILS YOU DIE
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114604/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114604/)
The Curse of My Mother's Hairy Canary.
Fumunda, Django- Or Yeast!
Buttlicker: The Musical
Why Did You Kill Me?
PROM OF THE LIVING DEAD
The Pie that Loved Me
You Remind Me of My Mother
My Dog Hates You
I Eat Your Pigskins- I Drink Your Pickle Juice
The Thai Ginger Tea Club
A Zombie Ate My Homework
Peter the Porcupine Goes to Daytona Beach
My Bunions Are Killing Me
Chubby Rain
The Day Charlie Manson Came For Tea.
Lizard Monsters of the Triassic!
NINJA DIVORCE COURT
Ninjas Stole My Thumb Drive
How I Met Your Murderer
Pretty Paranoid Woman
SATAN'S KILLER RAVE
Graveyard Of The Dead
A NAZI VAMPIRE IN HELL
Don't Eat the Poet
Attack of the Breakdancing Milkmen
My Grandma has a Potbelly
Clickbait to Hell
Better late than Pregnant
Hemorrhoid's R' US
Soccer Mummy
Assablanca
Cucumber USA
Post on the Edge of Doomsday
The Schnitzel Conspiracy
Satan Lives in my Rose Garden
The Attic That Screamed
I Married a Dog Trainer
Stickin' It
Stickin' It 2: The Man
The Shrieking Jar
Night of the Moon Demon
Lobo, the Boxing Lobster
Once Bitten, Cry Twice
MY ASS, YOUR BREATH
It's an art film!
TEENAGERS IN HELL
WILD WEEKEND WITH WANTON WANDA
CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE MASSEUSE
ECTOKILLER
INVASION OF THE SKINHEAD MILFS
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2021, 03:31:04 PM
CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE MASSEUSE
Needs a crossover with my Frog trilogy
QuoteCurse of the Invisible Frog
The Invisible Frog Croaks Again
Invisible Frog III: Invisible Bait
Quote from: claws on August 18, 2021, 03:52:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2021, 03:31:04 PM
CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE MASSEUSE
Needs a crossover with my Frog trilogy
QuoteCurse of the Invisible Frog
The Invisible Frog Croaks Again
Invisible Frog III: Invisible Bait
MASSEUSE VS. FROG: THE BATTLE OF THE INVISIBLE CURSE
Cowboys of the Lunatic Ocean
Door to Door Morgue
Hunchback of The 'Nam
Easter Goblin
The Pepper Spray Gang
Sunrise at Midnight
Running from Hell
Panty raid from Hell and Back
The Nympho Bear-Hunting Women of Honshu (taken from vintage True Men Magazine)
There could be a sequel
The Nympho Bear-Hunting Women vs. Bigfoot - You know what they say about big feet.
(The zany adventures of Bigfoot trying to escape a gang of Japanese nymphos)
the DOG WORM EATERS
Zombie With a Gun
For Your Bum Only
Quote from: pacman000 on August 20, 2021, 07:51:18 AM
Zombie With a Gun
This could be a franchise:
Zombie With a Hatchet
Zombie With a Crow Bar
Zombie With a Pick
Zombie With a Machete
Zombie With a Bazooka
Zombie With a Tank
Zombie With a Scythe
Zombie With a Chainsaw
Rage Syndrome
Plot: A young couple get a puppy from their neighbors. Things go well till it's about a year old, when it has a sunned seizure. They take it to the vet, & it gets better, but then, suddenly it starts attacking without warning...
I Was a Teenage Dinosaur
The Mole Men Want Your Eyes (again, from a pulp magazine)
Fight of the Werewolves
The Werewolves are Out Tonight
The Werewolves are Out of Beer and the Vampire at The Corner Store Is Robbing Them.
The Really Boring Film That Wins Oscars.
In the Time of the Dinosaurs...
The case of the missing paint can and the mystery of who painted grandpa's barn
ICEBOXERS
MY DINNER WAS ANDRE
Ron Jeremy's day with Bubba and the butt clinchers
I was a Teenage Teenager
Cosplaytriots
Witch in the Closet
Unpossess Me
Island of Tears
Cannibal Bridesmaids
my brother the douche bag
Picnic with John Wayne
Valentine on Uranus
The Adventures of Max Beta: VCR Repairman
Something Evil on my Doorstep
Die Hard 6: John McClaine's Liver spots
Bra vs. Earthquake
The Ten Condiments
Sunburn Fever
Beverly Hills Plumber
A Vampire Walks Home Alone at Dawn
the brown log
Alt-Right Nazi Furverts on the rampage!
KUNG FU CREEP
BLOODY RABBI
DEAD AND KICKBOXING
two cowboys escape from society to engage in their shameful passion: pretending to be British
in ...
Blokeback Mountain
Octo-Spider
World War Cyclops
The devil went down to Gary, Indiana.
In the eyes of the Dragon
House of Earwax
KFCop
Two Tulips for a Corpse
Toilet Ballerina
Google with Goggles
KENTUCKY FRIED KILLER
I Dream of John Rambo
Log Cabin Login
Wicked Waitress
Swelling Bee
Karate Divorce
The Shinning :tongueout:
The Green Grocer
Psycho Yoga Instructor
Dinner for 1,000,000 People
Emma's Secret email
Don't Kill the Dishwasher
Thicc Thighs
Clown Priest
An ordinary person having an ordinary day where nothing special happens.
Escape of the Hypnotist!
The Mooning, the bro vs. the bra
Rock n' Roll Senior Center
The Zombie MILF
Agnes: Schizophrenic Spirit Medium
Night of the Pimple Popper
The Boogers
The Unknown Murderer
Fanged Furry Fiends of Fury
The life and death of the story of the case of the dirty underwear
Paranormal Popcorn
Werewolf in High Heels
Blink If You Know Who Killed You
50-Foot Frankenstein
Surfer Vigilante
My Sugar Daddy Knows Voodoo
Lair of the Haberdasher
My Spleen!
Dancing Ninja's
My Bum is Now Nervous
Wipe Me!
I was a Teenage Vampire Zombie
Sun Sharks
Ghosts Don't Die
The Magic Murderer
I Saw What You Did on eBay
One Foot in the Fire
Night of the Ratcoon
Tales of the Salad Fairy
Buffet Bully
I Drink Your Yahoo
I Eat Your Pig Skins
The Boogie Woogie Boogens from Down the Road.
Florist Webinar: A Valentine Romance
Unwritten Letters to Richard Ramirez
Dear Santa: My Amazon Wish List
Three Cigarettes at Midnight
Trapped Inside a Kangaroo Pouch
I Shot Curious George
The Brain That Couldn't Think
Greek Iguana (aka The Lizard Of Kos)
the brain that couldn't think it's sequel coming soon
The Eyes that couldn't blink
Cicada Man
Cicada Man 2: I Know What You Did 17 Summers Ago.
Cicada Man a.k.a. The Beast Within (1982) :wink:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nC5g23bH4rM/YLQnwlMFDgI/AAAAAAAAMmk/-HN1-USeQuQAEg-P2BkE9UkxitxSjSRNACLcBGAsYHQ/s500/tumblr_fce841783587d7ce358f60027722c5d1_1ff23241_500.webp)
The Snot Booger Zombie Monster
Quote from: claws on September 30, 2021, 02:19:05 AM
Cicada Man a.k.a. The Beast Within (1982) :wink:
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nC5g23bH4rM/YLQnwlMFDgI/AAAAAAAAMmk/-HN1-USeQuQAEg-P2BkE9UkxitxSjSRNACLcBGAsYHQ/s500/tumblr_fce841783587d7ce358f60027722c5d1_1ff23241_500.webp)
haha, I've seen that as well... running out of fake movie ideas so I'm moving on to existing ones
that makes me think of one of the main boss at work it kinda looks like her i think.
The Broken Toilet
Burping Nurse
Burping Nurse 2: Sulfur of Fear
Burping Nurse 3: Doctor Hiccups
Adorable Bigfoot
I Sneeze to Please
Stop Being An Arsehole.
This Is s**t.
I've No More f**ks To Give.
A trilogy of films about how bad management destroy an otherwise happy workplace and persuades their workforce to abandon them for greener pastures.
FLAMING BRIDES
the horse that couldn't fart
Psycho Party Planner
Plants Unlimited
Don't Pee!
Don't Whiz on The Tree
Cornfield Massacre
Urban Pumpkins
ThanksTaking
Snowbound Halloween
A Razor for a Killer
I Don't Drink Your Blood
Easy To Kill
DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE I SPAT ON
OOPS, I MARRIED A MUMMY!
STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT HERSELF!
Domain Registrar of Doom!
Ghosts Don't Dance
Elvira, Matress of Clark
Warning: Beware of Crotch Sniffing Dog
Germaphobic Ghost
Embrace of the Anus People
Another one from the pulps: Belgian Beauties in Nazi Mad Dog Pit of Terror
The Divorce of Dracula.
Bird Bath
the life and death of gabby the goat
How to Pack a Suitcase (Tutorial Film)
Children of the Meth
Nightmare Dance Contest
Luscious Lycanthrope
Hitler Was my Wedding DJ
Astronauts
Astronauts 2
Astronauts 3
Astronauts 4
Astronauts 5: Astronauts In Space
DJANGO-MY NUTS YOUR CHIN
From Straight A's to XXX
COED CONVENT
The Dead don't talk back but they do Whimper
Coffee Shop Orb
HalloScream: Haunted YouTube Channel
Jacqueline-O-Lantern
I Married Satan
I Married Satan Too
My Mother The Horse the sequel to My Mother The Car and a lot messier too clean up after too.
THE BEAST MUST TWERK
The Beast Must die again and again and again....
The Texas Chain Saw Mascara
I Split on Your Grave
The Amityville Moron
When a Stranger Yawns
The Stepford Dogs
Let's Bore Jessica to Death
The Town That Dreadlocks at Sundown
Invasion of the Pee Girls
Empire of the Aunts
Dab of Death
Sleepaway Champ
Killer Frown from Outer Space
Maximum Overbite
Night of the Melons
Hemorrhoids from the Deep
Polter Geisha
The Hallmark Card Killer
Driving Backwards to Vancouver
Forklift Maniac
There's Ectoplasm in my Soup
The Jizz Singer
My Underwear is on Fire!
Slay-Mart
"Slay-Mart is all the things a fright flick should be! Dark halls & creepy stalkers, bloodbaths are always guaranteed!"
Quote from: bob on October 17, 2021, 09:27:25 AM
My Underwear is on Fire!
That's not a movie, that's my daily life :wink:
Gums 2: Jutht When You Thought It Wath Thafe
Pizza: Pineapple Nightmare
Pizza 2: Hidden Anchovies
Pizza 3: Boyz n the Hut
Pizza 4: The Final Slice
Trust the Crust: Pizza 5 - Origins
DreamSickle
Four Dragonflies on Pink Polyester
Quote from: claws on October 18, 2021, 12:04:12 AM
Pizza: Pineapple Nightmare
Pizza 2: Hidden Anchovies
Pizza 3: Boyz n the Hut
Pizza 4: The Final Slice
Trust the Crust: Pizza 5 - Origins
DreamSickle
Four Dragonflies on Pink Polyester
^ did I fall into a time warp? that was definitely on the last page and I read it yesterday before I posted my last reply, which is now before it?
lol at 'Boys n the Hut' btw :smile:
No time warp haha. I was editing my post but somehow clicked on delete? Not sure how that happen but my post was then gone. I reposted my original post.
phew...
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Tropic Time Warp
Blood Escalator
Blood Escalator 2: Death Step
Blood Escalator 3: Trapped Standing
Ghost Cop
Return of the Graveyard Skank
Bad Ass Booty Call.
Deaf Vengeance
Pi$$oir Connoisseur
Bubble gum Adventures
Bubble gum Adventures 2: What's Your Flavor?
Bubble gum Adventures 3: Romantic Chewing
Bubble gum Adventures 4: Popped Dreams
Bugsquisher!
Bugsquisher 2: Crunchy Cockroaches
Bugsquisher 3: Slimy Spiders
Bugsquisher 4: Scratching Scorpions
Quote from: pacman000 on October 24, 2021, 07:06:02 PM
Bugsquisher!
Bugsquisher 2: Crunchy Cockroaches
Bugsquisher 3: Slimy Spiders
Bugsquisher 4: Scratching Scorpions
I expect that to be a TV-series on Discovery Channel
Sunset of the Kingdom of Gammemeal & it's Final War with the Sea Faring Tribe During the Time of the First Democratic Uprising
Carper the Unfriendly Fish
Pandummies: The Movie
You're the Orange Pumpkin, Donald Trump
My Type of Typo
The Tide Maniac
The Man Who Hit Reply All
Quote from: pacman000 on October 28, 2021, 09:18:00 AM
The Man Who Hit Reply All
This is a problem at my work on a daily basis.
The Golden Curse of the Barricaded Barons (another one from the pulps)
Prehistoric Peril
I See Them With the Corner of My Eye
They Whisper At Night
Shaking in the Dark
Teenage Mutant Ninja Zombies
Radioactive Toaster
Halloteen
A Sandwich for Satan
The Yodeling Strangler
Events Outside the Scope of Science
Tales of the Green Sheep
Crayon Canyons
Curse of the Whistling Camel Toe
Halloween After Midnight
The Yawning Canyon Mystery
The Great Geyser Mystery
The Rippling Cascades Mystery
The Diamond Swamp Mystery
The Cold Peak Mystery
The Frontier Cabin Mystery
The Forest Ranger Mystery
The One Notch Belt Gang
Alice in Neverland
The Bronx Swine
Romeo and Ghoulia
Burnt Toast Of The Damned
Dracula the Barbarian
The House that Whistled Death
Cannibal Women's Prison
Pyramid of Deadly Desire
The Revenge of MacBeth
Microsoft Word Excel Data Sheet of the Damned!!!
Pamela the Singing Pancake
Dirty Dishes
Dirty Dishes 2: Your Turn
Dirty Dishes 3: Soak before Washing
Dirty Dishes 4: Clog of Death
The Brain in the Bottle
The Eternal Monday Morning.
Penis Soup
No Beer for Baby
The Honky-Tonk Apocalypse
Ancient Evils from the Future!
Hollywood Hitchhikers
The Devil Plays Kazoo
The Kung Fu Kangaroo
Legend of the Pretzel Man
No Bacon for Breakfast
No Bacon for Breakfast 2: Streaky Cravings
No Bacon for Breakfast 3: Tears on Medium-Low Heat
Paranormal Saint
The G-string murders
Angry Nuns Playing Drums
Bittersweet Ghia
Barefoot in November
The Drunk Lunch Club
The Monster That Sniffs Your Fear
The Eye Beasts: We See You!
I Want to Eat Toilet Paper - a student in the class today I was with said this
The Bride Wore Sweatpants
Meth for Christmas
Cappuccino & Crabcakes
Extraterrestrial Waterbodies
Poo Ninjas
.The CREATURE STOLE MY SURFBOARD
. I EAT YOUR NOSE
. I DRINK YOUR NOOSE BLEED BLOOD
. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID 3 MINUTES AGO
"Let The Diarrhea Flow Out Of You"
Santa Stew
Thanksgiving Detox
Fogfrogs
Sometimes You Got To Give Them Candy
White Friday
Selfies From Hell
Dead Zombies Can't Die
Bikini of Death
The Zombie Kung Fu Nightmare
Alien Blood Sucking Vampires
Monster Mole Men From Mars
Norwegian Morning Wood
Xmas Twins
Xmas Twins 2: Twice the Work in Half the Time
Xmas Twins 3: Love on a Two-Way Street
Mermaid vs. Bigfoot
Toe Jam Fungus Horror
Six-Legged Insects From The Planet Of The Insects
The [Castrated] Sopranos
I'm Vegan: Tofu Mofo
I'm Vegan 2: Nutritional Yeast Beast
I'm Vegan 3: Roy Soybean
College Zombie
Rap-Unzel
I slept with a redneck!
Quote from: Alex on November 28, 2021, 07:44:33 AM
I slept with a redneck!
Should this be in "Alex's even longer post thread"? :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 28, 2021, 09:48:56 AM
Quote from: Alex on November 28, 2021, 07:44:33 AM
I slept with a redneck!
Should this be in "Alex's even longer post thread"? :bouncegiggle:
No, because Kristi sometimes reads that and might get offended.
Frosty The Snowperson (He/Him)
Christmas Sins
Mistletoe vs. Cameltoe
RuDolph the Drag-Queen Reindeer
Chestnut Praline Latte for Two: A Starbucks Christmas Romance
Santa's Slaves
Weapons of Christmas Destruction
Sleeping with the Reindeer
Seven Santas
Mondo Christmas
Candy Caned
The Murder of King Kong
Pyramid of Kung-Fu
The Wizard Who Wouldn't stay Dead
Lights! Camera! Armageddon!
Ninja Werewolf vs Kung-Fu Vampire
Where where you when the World Ended?
and for our Christmas list ...
Reign of the Reindeer!
Phantom of the North Pole
Naughty or Nuked
Bride of Frosty the Snowman
A Christmas in Transylvania
Robo-Reindeer
Santa's Shlong
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 30, 2021, 04:07:58 PM
Candy Caned
I'm pretty sure there is already an x-rated movie out there with that title
Bittersweet Chestnuts
Out of Eggnog
No Gift on Christmas Eve
Christmas Wedding: Ornaments of Love
Secret Santa Revealed
Quote from: Dr. Whom on December 01, 2021, 01:55:43 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 30, 2021, 04:07:58 PM
Candy Caned
I'm pretty sure there is already an x-rated movie out there with that title
I would assume so, but if you search for it Google just returns candy canes.
Don't Pee on the Christmas Tree
Hallmark's Holiday Gift Wrap Marathon
Christmas Exorcist
Santa vs. The North Pole Werewolf
SJW: How to Build a Snow Person
My Dog's Sexy Xmas
A Green Blow Fly Christmas
Rudolf the Commie Reindeer
Silent Fart, Deadly Fart
The Cramps of Krampus
Possessed by Santa
The Cinnamon & Clove Scented Candle Nobody Wants
Acid Snowflakes
Quote from: zombie no.one on November 22, 2021, 02:30:35 PM
Six-Legged Insects From The Planet Of The Insects
I'd pay money to see that :wink: :teddyr:
Faces Of Blech
The Evil That Men Poo
Haunted Gingerbread House
Rudolph Roasting on an Open Fire
Naughty Kids: Cropping the Christmas Tree
Naughty Kids 2: Blood Stockings
Naughty Kids 3: How to Kill Santa
Naughty Kids 4: Hell Bells on Christmas Day
Quote from: Trevor on December 03, 2021, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: zombie no.one on November 22, 2021, 02:30:35 PM
Six-Legged Insects From The Planet Of The Insects
I'd pay money to see that :wink: :teddyr:
and then you'd ask for it back :bouncegiggle:
Do You Hear What I Fear
I Squirt the Bells on Christmas Day
Rosemary's Boy Child
All I Want for Christmas Is Glue
I Saw Mommy Banging Santa Claus
Collect the Christmas Monkey
I slept with a redneck II: Keeping it in the family!
Rapping Paper
starring LL Yule J, and Ice Tree
Again from a pulp magazine
Helpless Brides of the Lash in Satan's Hell
The Bipolar Express
The Randy Cane
The Nutslacker
Virtual Christmas Party
Virtual Christmas Party 2: Gingerbread Wars
Virtual Christmas Party 3: Après Zoom Lounge
Virtual Christmas Party 4: Holiday Trivia Showdown
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 08, 2021, 02:45:07 AM
Rapping Paper
starring LL Yule J, and Ice Tree
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
A blood red Christmas
The Nutcrackers Revenge
Son of Scrooge
Santa Clause on Cannibal Island
Cyberspace Santa
The Blackest of Fridays
A Christmas on Arbor Day
THE METAVERSE MURDERS
THE STALKER WAS HUNG BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CLAIRE
The Town That Dreaded Christmas
Again from the pulps: Blood Mad Bats from the Lost World
Santa-Claus: No Way Home
The Reindeer Resurrections
Santa-Claus and the Legend of the Ten Christmas Trees
The Elf of Wall Street
Sleighs, Ice Skates & Skis
Hotdog the Movie part 2: The erect Hot dog
A Serious Xmas (aka Snow Joke)
An Eggnog Orange
Grinch, or the 120 Days of Christmas
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Chimney
Young Scrooge
The Elf Who Loved Me
10 Things I Hate About Nutcrackers
The Silence of the Reindeer
Four Christmases and a Funeral
The Hunt for Red-Nosed Reindeer
Santa Ventura: Christmas Detective
St. Nicholas' Fire
Reindeer Rudolph's Day Off
The Karate Elf
A Christmas on Elm Street
Santa's Choice
The Woman and the Axe
When Santa Got The Slimey Up-Chuck
Santa Clause: The Charted Accountant
The Killer Foot
Reindeer Revenge
Dial "M" For Mistletoe
The Sound of Jingle Bells
Santa or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nutcracker
What Ever Happened to Baby Jesus?
A Fistful of Gingerbread
Who's Afraid of Ebenezer Scrooge?
Psycho Psanta
Gymkaka :tongueout: :wink:
Atrocity Week The Musical
Fast Times at North Pole, Alaska
Dead Sinterklaas Society
Weekend at Santa's
Who Framed Rudolph Reindeer
Sex, Lies, and Mrs. Claus
Snot Rocket
Exposition Of The Recently Deceased But Destined To Return Again (Because Of An Ancient Curse)
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 18, 2021, 01:53:31 PM
Exposition Of The Recently Deceased But Destined To Return Again (Because Of An Ancient Curse)
I'd pay to see that :teddyr:
Stupid Sexy Santa
Santa's Secret Sex Dungeon
Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants off of Santa
Rock N Roll Christmas Live at the North Pole
Inglourious Nutcrackers
No Country for Old Gingerbread Men
The Krampus Wears Prada
There Will Be Eggnog
The Royal Tannenbaums
Quote from: Trevor on December 18, 2021, 02:43:36 PM
I'd pay to see that :teddyr:
Trevor's Millions
a rip off of BREWSTER'S MILLIONS , but Trev is only allowed to spend his $30M on paying to watch invented bad movies. (tickets priced at 25 cents)
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 21, 2021, 05:36:33 AM
Quote from: Trevor on December 18, 2021, 02:43:36 PM
I'd pay to see that :teddyr:
Trevor's Millions
a rip off of BREWSTER'S MILLIONS , but Trev is only allowed to spend his $30M on paying to watch invented bad movies. (tickets priced at 25 cents)
Sold!! :teddyr: :cheers:
Quote from: zombie no.one on December 21, 2021, 05:36:33 AM
Quote from: Trevor on December 18, 2021, 02:43:36 PM
I'd pay to see that :teddyr:
Trevor's Millions
a rip off of BREWSTER'S MILLIONS , but Trev is only allowed to spend his $30M on paying to watch invented bad movies. (tickets priced at 25 cents)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
And on that note, the latest in low budget remakes....
Brewster'$ Dozen$
(Yes, I'm spelling it with dollar signs instead of 'S's. Because I'm horrible.)
The Cult of Beef with Extra Cheese
Santa Stabs Satan
Evil Elves from Endor
Revenge of the Christmas Tree
The Christmas Creature Invades Canada
Zombie Cannibal Sausage Party
Santa's Slay Ride (again from pulp magazines)
An Eve of Caroling
The Year of the Soiled Undergarment
The Killer Squirrel (based on true events!)
https://nypost.com/2021/12/29/squirrel-from-hell-injures-18-during-48-hour-biting-spree/
Quote from: Dr. Whom on January 02, 2022, 03:01:50 AM
The Killer Squirrel (based on true events!)
https://nypost.com/2021/12/29/squirrel-from-hell-injures-18-during-48-hour-biting-spree/
haha... I had a squirrel in my garden about 10 years ago that would bark at me like a crazed dog. took a few vids of it trying to stalk me as well
conversely there's a shortcut I take to work through a quiet wooded area and the squirrels there are so friendly they'll run to greet you and kind of play with you...
Carnivore Express (aka Chew-Chew Train)
Quote from: claws on December 18, 2021, 06:15:44 AM
Fast Times at North Pole, Alaska
I've actually been there...and seen that.
Quote from: bob on December 31, 2021, 06:08:25 PM
The Year of the Soiled Undergarment
:teddyr: :teddyr:
My screen
biopic....... umm, biohazard pic. :wink:
Butt Crack: The Valley of Hell
Quote from: Trevor on January 05, 2022, 08:46:08 AM
Butt Crack: The Valley of Hell
and with that glorious entry we have now reached 200 pages of bad movie titles :cheers:
- and far as I'm aware not a single one of them has been pinched by a low budget studio and adapted into a trashy b-movie starring pauly shore and tara reid... more cause for celebration I think.
Quote from: zombie no.one on January 07, 2022, 05:34:02 AM
Quote from: Trevor on January 05, 2022, 08:46:08 AM
Butt Crack: The Valley of Hell
and with that glorious entry we have now reached 200 pages of bad movie titles :cheers:
- and far as I'm aware not a single one of them has been pinched by a low budget studio and adapted into a trashy b-movie starring pauly shore and tara reid... more cause for celebration I think.
Surely one of us Bad movie fans could.. nay, MUST use at least one of these titles
Bring Out the Chained Beauty of the Nazi's Blood Castle (from the magazine World of Men, if you must know)
Chef Salad (a chef is a part of the salad)
Rock $ Roll Flower Shop From Across the street.
Quote from: zombie no.one on January 07, 2022, 05:34:02 AM
Quote from: Trevor on January 05, 2022, 08:46:08 AM
Butt Crack: The Valley of Hell
and with that glorious entry we have now reached 200 pages of bad movie titles :cheers:
- and far as I'm aware not a single one of them has been pinched by a low budget studio and adapted into a trashy b-movie starring pauly shore and tara reid... more cause for celebration I think.
.... Yet
Slyborg
Sylvester Stallone action jaunt or just a wiseacre half robot?
The Best Little Whorehouse in the U.S. Virgin Islands
The Lost Boys: Blood and Hairspray
Macy's of Death
Ernest Gets Laid
Gods and Genitals
Thomas and the Magic Bank Loan
The Thread That Refused To Sink
Cyborg Threat
Cyborg Threat II: The Virus
Cyborg Threat III: The Hacker
Cyborg Threat 4: Data Corruption
the day the car exploded
the day new your city died
The Titty Twister
The Second Hand Store.
Cyborg Treat
Cyborg Treat II: Digital Candy
Cyborg Treat III: Software Soda
Cyborg Treat 4 - Virtual Vanilla
Evil Dead 4: the world according to Ash
Parkour Zombies
Dracula's Zombi Army
The Bums of Navarone
Be Calm! Everything's Under the Council's Control!
Stop or My Mom Will Fart!
Ninja Gardeners: Strike Force!
Sssnake CommanderSss
Abbot and Costello Meet the Martians (why wasn't this ever made? A golden opportunity squandered!)
There was "Abbott & Costello go to Mars," where they mistake Madi Gras for Mars then travel to Venus, which is run by women.
Quote from: pacman000 on June 05, 2022, 07:47:47 PM
There was "Abbott & Costello go to Mars," where they mistake Madi Gras for Mars then travel to Venus, which is run by women.
That was probably in my mind when I came up with the idea. They should have used my title, though!
What about ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET THE BRIDE OF CHUCKY?
It might be time to close this thread & link it with the new one. This one is over 200 pages; if I remember right that causes some sort of stress on the forum software?
Here's the new thread: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,157014.165.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,157014.165.html)
Zombie Sluts
The Devil Marries Jesus
Snailiens!
There's Something Crawling Out Your Nose
Redneck Stripper Cannibal Ghosts from Outer Space
Transylvanian Chainsaw Ninjas
Nymphomaniac Zombies Eat Paris
The Bermuda Triangle of Dinosaur Hunters
A Texas Chainsaw Halloween on Elm Street
Quote from: chainsaw midget on November 10, 2023, 11:06:24 AM
Redneck Stripper Cannibal Ghosts from Outer Space
Well that has about every box ticked!
why are there 2 threads on the go? This one was supposed to sink when Trevor made the sequel
Closed For the Season
(I've heard people froze to death waiting to see it at drive-ins during the wintertime.)
Two Asses in a One Horse Town
Return Of The Revenge Of The Sequel 2: The Follow-up Continues...
Quote from: claws on November 10, 2023, 08:14:29 PM
I Married Elvis in Outer Space
Part 2: Jailhouse Moonrock
Part 3: Don't Step On My Blue Suede Moonboots