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Title: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM
Dead Psychos From Neptune In The Valley Of The Rabbits

edit: theres a really similar thread down the page to this but I didn't see it, oh well. this is for movies that don't exist lol


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on April 03, 2007, 11:04:11 PM
Ok I got 5 ...

Godzilla vs The Zomibe Sluts from hell - It just sounds funny to me.

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill - Why did I write this? lol

Rambo vs Gamera - Oh boy no more Rambo movies get'em Gamera!

Freddy vs Jason vs Jaws - Yeah Right

The Goonies In Space - I want to see this!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 03, 2007, 11:27:41 PM

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill

nice :bouncegiggle:.  the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 03, 2007, 11:35:42 PM
Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 03, 2007, 11:53:57 PM
Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome

  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: quabrot on April 04, 2007, 12:47:42 AM
Academy of the Living Dead
Roundworm
Meow!
The Eyes of Bruce Lee


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: fortunato on April 04, 2007, 01:13:33 AM
FrankenFrog
The Curse of the Blood Moon
Critters vs. Munchies
Cabin in the Woods
People Meat
Harvest of Death
Meat Cleaver Massacre
Feast of the Wererats


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: soylentgreen on April 04, 2007, 01:33:49 AM
BROWNOUT!

THEY CALL HIM THREE LEGS

ANGST AND TORPOR AT THE WAYNE MOTOR INN




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 04, 2007, 03:51:30 AM
Mutant Sex Crazed Wombats From Tokyo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 04, 2007, 05:39:24 AM
Death above the Skyscrapers: Kaiju in New York


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 04, 2007, 06:53:24 AM
FRANKENSTIEN's ORGY of BLOODLUST
ORGASM of the SPACE VIRGINS
BLACULA vs. FRANKENKLAN
ROCKET to URANUS
BLOODSUCKING ZOMBIES of SATAN's SS
DR. JERKOFF and MISS NYMPHO
I WASa TEENAGE BOOGER EATER
I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Jack on April 04, 2007, 09:02:27 AM
Cheerleader Virgins of the Second Peloponnesian War
Fluffy - The Shatterer Of Worlds
The High School Slut Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dennis on April 04, 2007, 10:35:18 AM
Attack of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space

and 1 year later

Queen of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space

and if they're successful at the box office, the opening of:

Zombie Teddy Bear Land at Disney World.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: soylentgreen on April 04, 2007, 10:39:05 AM

I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")

Isn't Cash Flagg in that?  :wink:


...and a few more from myself...

GOOSEY NIGHT

POISONOUS : EXPIRATION DATE 2

CHASTE TEENS DIE LAST

THE RIBALD ADVENTURES OF JESUS IN PALESTINE
...or How The Savior Ended Up In Jerusalem On His Ass


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: sebastianjackal on April 04, 2007, 10:51:47 AM
Okay, how's this?

Attack of the Killer Mutant Cannibal Zombie Leeches from Zartok-5 by way of the Negative Dimenison


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 04, 2007, 11:35:01 AM
BEYOND THE EDGE OF INFINITY THROUGH THE CORRIDOR OF TIME or HOW THE UNIVERSE BEGAN.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dennis on April 04, 2007, 11:42:30 AM
Directed by Stephen Hawking


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on April 04, 2007, 11:46:03 AM
5 more ...

Kill Now Or Die Later - It sounds good.

The Monster From Dead Semen - Oh nooo! What will it look like? lol

It's The Cannibal Rhinos That Can't See Well - funny funny stuff but true ... not ... !

Legend Of The Flying Cat From Hell - OOOOOO K with Pic ...

The Goonies Meet Dracula - I'm not sure about this one its Directed by Dr.Frankenstein
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Pic from Legend Of The Flying Cat From Hell
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4711/322968256edce96a3fqj7.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Andrew on April 04, 2007, 11:56:16 AM

The Thing from Devil's Marsh

Tarzan vs. Predator

The Mattress Factory Massacre

Devastation, Texas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: clockworkcanary on April 04, 2007, 12:07:12 PM
Rockabilly Russians vs the MP3 Pirates of the Carribean

Interview with a Lampshade

Buggles the Were Rabbit

The Incredible Shrinkage (aka Damn It's Cold Outside!)

I was a Teenage Master Bai...wait, wait, that's not right


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ghouck on April 04, 2007, 02:39:12 PM
Fudge Pakt: San Francisco Detective

Soulrape

The Thing That Makes Things Die

Wedgie-saurus Rex

Chainsaw Lesbians on a PMS Rampage

The Thing That Ate EVERYTHING

And the sequil:

The Thing That BARFED Everything

And the next in this saga:

The Thing That Re-ate Everything

The Mind of a Zombie

Sequil:

The Mind of a Zombie on CRACK

another sequil:

The Mind of a Zombie in WITHDRAWS: Twelve Steps to Death

Female Zombie Nudists Outdoors in the Late Fall

Death by Waffle-Iron

Naked Lesbian Mutand Zombies versus Itialian Vampire Death-Squad Soldiers on the Planet of the Doomed Giant Tomato-Worm Infestation.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: soylentgreen on April 04, 2007, 03:13:38 PM
THE BABY SHAVERS

WE MUST FIND THOSE ORGANS!

OBJECTIVE PEORIA

LIGHTY TOASTED OFFERINGS

IN PRAISE OF SOCCER MOMS

SLACKJAW SWAMP b***hES ON THE RAMPGE

THE NARCOLEPTIC FIVE

DAY OF THE APHIDS

BRING ME THE HEAD OF SANJAYA MALAKAR (video release title: PITCHY!)

YAKS!






Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 04, 2007, 04:20:59 PM
BLOODY HEMMOROIDS OF URANUS
MADHOUSE OF THE INSANE PSYCHOS
COMMUNION OF THE FLEASH EATERS
SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF RAW MEAT
THE BUTCHERS BLOODY MEATCLEAVERS
gRAVEYARDE OF THE DEAD
MORGUGE OF THE EMBALMERS
NIGHT OF THE NIGHT CRAWLERS
SABBATHOF THE BLOOD DRINKERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 04, 2007, 04:26:19 PM
Quote
Tarzan vs. Predator
Dark Horse comic.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 04, 2007, 04:30:05 PM
SUPER INVADERS FROM THE FOURTH DIMENSION
CORN BEEF HASH FROM HELL
ZOMBIE WEREWOLF VAMPIRES VS. DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S CALCAVADE OF CREATURES
FROM THE INNER MIND TO THE OUTER WORLD
TAKE A RIGHT TURN AROUND ANDROMEDA AND SWING A LEFT AROUND NEPTUNE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Andrew on April 04, 2007, 04:31:16 PM
Quote
Tarzan vs. Predator
Dark Horse comic.

Really?  Well, I was thinking it was an almost intuitive match, so it makes sense that someone had done something with the idea.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CoreyHeldpen on April 04, 2007, 08:43:11 PM
Here's some that have been floating around in my head for a while:

KomodoMan: Obviously the film would be about a Komodo Dragon/ Human crossbreed.

Godzilla Vs Gamera In Dimension X: No logic went into coming up with this.

Killer Cats From Mars: Instead of Klowns, we've got alien felines bringing death and devestation! I'd actually pay to see this.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: the ghoul on April 04, 2007, 10:00:10 PM
The Passion of the Christ 2
Being Bill Cosby
Godfather vs. Scarface


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on April 04, 2007, 10:07:27 PM
I wish Godzilla Vs Gamera was real! wooo good stuff ...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on April 04, 2007, 10:18:28 PM
Box Factory Massacre
I Ate the Zombie
Zombie Jail Bait
Blood Sucking Midgets from Darkside of the Moon
Bikini Chawisaw Werewolf Killers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: the ghoul on April 04, 2007, 10:25:06 PM
The All New Adventures of Rain Man and Gump starring Adam Sandler and Pauly Shore


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Torgo on April 04, 2007, 10:50:47 PM
Kung Fu Zombies: Smack Armageddon 3000: The Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 05, 2007, 01:00:56 AM
Return of the Last Revenge of the Alien Zombie's Subhumanoid Bride Lost in Time: the Final New Nightmarish Chapter in Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: DougJ on April 05, 2007, 02:15:38 AM
PentaForce

5 uniquely talented martial-arts experts
unite to take on the crime lord who is responsible for the deaths
of their loved ones

C.B Banditz and the Computer Kid

Outlaw truckers team up with 12 year old whiz kid to take down
a corrupt Sheriff and the school bully


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 05, 2007, 03:17:54 AM
The Night of the Zombie Tulips


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 05, 2007, 05:21:41 AM
BlLOOD of the BLOODY BLOOD BLEEDERS
I EAT YOUR TOENAIL CLIPPINGS
SCAB EATERS from SCHOOL BUS 13
  DONT LOOK IN the BASEMENT or OPEN the WINDOW in theLAST HOUSE on the LEFT on DEAD END ST
FACE PINCHING AUNTS from HELL
FEKAL: MONSTER from URANUS
REVENGE of the JEHOVAH WITNESSES ( They knock on your door...tell you "I'm agnostic!" and slam it on YOUR face!)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Susan on April 05, 2007, 07:03:55 PM
Carnival of the Trogladites

F.L.E.A.S. - (someone come up with a good acronym for this one!)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on April 05, 2007, 07:14:47 PM
 F.L.E.A.S.
Felines Leaving Earth Attending Saturn ? ... Grhhhh hrghhhh sorry lol ...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: soylentgreen on April 05, 2007, 07:42:30 PM
SHANKING STOOLIES

MORTAL KOMBAT 4 : INSERT COINS TO CONTINUE

BAYOU BOOTNOCKERS

A BITTER WIND BLOWS ON OLD MAN BUTTE

I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE IT

THAT"S KNUTE!

PATH TRAIN TO DISASTER







Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 06, 2007, 08:11:26 AM
They chew!

Killer Omelets from Outer Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: moravec on April 06, 2007, 08:56:24 AM
Carnival of the Trogladites

F.L.E.A.S. - (someone come up with a good acronym for this one!)


F. L. E. A. S.

Fatted leach eating alien spicegirls.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: fortunato on April 06, 2007, 09:03:21 AM
The End of the Beginning
Taste the Corpse of Dracula
Cattlefield Earth
I Am Sam vs. Rain Man
The Backyardigans:  The Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2007, 09:03:53 AM
Freaky Lustful East Asian Sluts


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 06, 2007, 11:59:49 AM
Barnabas Collins Vs. William Collins
(http://members.aol.com/bikorchid/ds123.jpg)...(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1475/collinsfu0.jpg)
Step into my parlor Ms. Evans...You can hardly be in doubt as to what I am about to propose my dear Ms. Elizabeth!

Uncanny, Eh? I'm picturing a good "I kick ass for the lord!" redux.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 06, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
DARK SHADOWS CAST UPON STRANGE PARADISE

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PETS

I WALKED WITH A MUMMY'S BRIDE

BLACULA VS. BLACKENSTEIN

THE BRAIN THAT ATE THE WORLD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2007, 02:40:48 PM
DARK SHADOWS CAST UPON STRANGE PARADISE

RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PETS

I WALKED WITH A MUMMY'S BRIDE

BLACULA VS. BLACKENSTEIN

THE BRAIN THAT ATE THE WORLD

I had actually considered BLACULA vs. BACKENSTIEN...weird...!Or not. Warped minds think alike..that's why we're all here,I rekon.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Andrew on April 06, 2007, 02:49:38 PM
The Dead Are Coming To Dinner

Teenage Braineater

Don't Knock At Death's Door


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Burgomaster on April 06, 2007, 03:06:44 PM
Terror and Lust at the Black Museum of Vampire Vixens


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2007, 03:16:12 PM
I was a Teenage Horror Movie Freak Who Didn't get Laid Untill the age of 23 and Ended Up an Alchoholic and Failed Cartoonist Untill I Finally Comitted Suicide ,Died,Went to Hell, and Came back as a Zombie That Challeged the World!!!! Starring John Carridine,Cameron Mitchell, and a cast of more! :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 06, 2007, 04:19:04 PM
Openly Gay Dwarves In The Valley Of The She-Males


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Susan on April 06, 2007, 05:30:34 PM
There's another idea for a post. An acronym "fake movie title" (like F.L.E.A.S. earlier posted) and everyone comes up with b-movie themed acronym title for it.

I used to love Monstervision when they had the caption contest. They would take clip from a movie and everyone came up with captions for it


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 06, 2007, 06:07:53 PM
BLOOD OF THE GHASTLY FIENDS

GHOULS, GHOSTS, GOBLINS... GOOD GOD!

JOURNEY TO THE EDGE OF INFINITY AND BEYOND

IT STALKS THE NIGHT! IT WANTS YOUR SOUL!

MONSTER FREAKS FROM MARS

EARTH VS. THE OLD ONES



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Green Lantern on April 06, 2007, 06:28:06 PM
What about "Slave Women from the House of Pancakes?"

"Regurgiman" Half man, half vomit!

"Gummy Bears VS. Las Vegas!"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: soylentgreen on April 06, 2007, 07:56:23 PM
MATCHGAME OF DEATH
... or Pardon me m'am, your knife is slitting my blank!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dennis on April 06, 2007, 09:29:42 PM
I was an Alien Abductee for the F.B.I.

Star Wreck, Boobie Prize


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 07, 2007, 02:28:52 AM
Donuts of Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: moravec on April 07, 2007, 08:36:57 AM
Musicals-

Zombie on the Roof
Guys and Daleks
Clone Me Kate


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 07, 2007, 10:33:56 AM
Musicals-

Guys and Daleks


With a grand finale of 'Exterminate! Exterminate!'

Keeping within my previous theme of sweets:

Marshmallows from Mars!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Poogie on April 07, 2007, 10:51:25 AM

AN INEXPERIENCED SPERMATOZOON ASKING DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST FALLOPIAN TUBE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 07, 2007, 12:05:15 PM
MONSTERS TO BE PITIED, MONSTERS TO BE DESPISED

I WOKE UP WHEN THE WORLD ENDED

BIKER BABES VS. THE MARTIANS

IT CAME FROM THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH

ATTACK FROM ATLANTIS  or THEY CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Shadow on April 07, 2007, 01:03:57 PM
How about a couple from south of the border:

Santo contra Los Conejos Gigantes del Infierno
La Momia Azteca va a Marte
La Maldiciσn de los Abogados Muertos sin Ojos


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Evan on April 07, 2007, 07:36:58 PM
Jesus vs. the Martians (Sequel to Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

Invasion of the Psychoids

Hippie Vampires from Hell

Jason vs. Dracula

Dr.Jeckyll vs. Mr.Hyde

Assault of the 4D Vampire


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 07, 2007, 10:27:38 PM
Brain Pirates from Venus
Brain Spiders from Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Andrew on April 08, 2007, 08:22:26 AM
I wanted to mention that I quite like some of the titles that have been suggested, especially with a bit of cutting:

It Wants Your Soul!
The 4D Vampire
Brain Spiders


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 08, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
Bra-less Biker Babes From Hell

(If such a movie ever gets made, I'll probably go and see it)



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 09, 2007, 03:25:18 PM
How about a couple from south of the border:

Santo contra Los Conejos Gigantes del Infierno
La Momia Azteca va a Marte
La Maldiciσn de los Abogados Muertos sin Ojos

out of curiosity I put those thru one of those free-translator thingys...

Quote
Saint against The Gigantic Rabbits from the Hell

The Aztec Mummy goes to Mars

 The Curse of the Dead Lawyers Without Eyes

lol  :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JPickettIII on April 09, 2007, 03:49:16 PM
How about:

That One Thing From Somewhere Or Sometime?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 09, 2007, 04:23:52 PM
If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS
The MAN WHO USED HIS HEAD for a HAT RACK
The BOY WHO COULDN"T TELL SH*T form APPLEBUTTER
The MAN with CAST IRON BALLS
I FIXED MY CAR WITH BALING WIRE AND SPIT!
MY WAY OR the HIGHWAY
YOU WORK LIKE OLD PEOPLE F@CK


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: soylentgreen on April 09, 2007, 07:24:23 PM
If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS

I think I saw the remake
THE YOUNG MAN WHO COULDN'T FIND HIS ASS WITH TWO HUNTIN' DOGS AND A FLASHLIGHT!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cotexman on April 09, 2007, 09:28:56 PM
Creepy Crotch Crickets from Cerius-7.

Ripsaw 3: The Rise of Reverend Pinky.

March of the Battle Midget Brigade.

Squirrels ... They're not so cute to Billy any more.

Cotexman ... The most absorbent man alive.




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Javakoala on April 09, 2007, 10:55:56 PM
OJ -- The Musical

Death Takes A Personal Day

You! It's What's For Dinner!

What The Hell IS That?

The Bloody Hell Of Auntie Flo

The Loneliness Of The Long-Fingered Strangler

Rainbow Brite in Thrill-Kill Mama



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 10, 2007, 12:12:35 AM
OJ -- The Musical


*...If The Glove Doesn't Fit /
Then You Must Aquit...*

laa, la-la


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 10, 2007, 02:15:40 PM
Your Mother Ate My Dog

(Yes, I know it's a quote, but a great title nevertheless.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Shadow on April 10, 2007, 05:32:13 PM
If my dad ever made movies..these would be likely titles...
THE BOY WHO COULDN"T FIND HIS ASS with BOTH HANDS
The MAN WHO USED HIS HEAD for a HAT RACK
The BOY WHO COULDN"T TELL SH*T form APPLEBUTTER
The MAN with CAST IRON BALLS
I FIXED MY CAR WITH BALING WIRE AND SPIT!
MY WAY OR the HIGHWAY
YOU WORK LIKE OLD PEOPLE F@CK

LMAO!! :thumbup: My dad's titles would have been:

The Boy Who Went To School To Only Eat His Lunch
The Boy Who Thought Money Grew On Trees
The Boy Who Was As Useless As A Milk Bucket Under A Bull


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Susan on April 10, 2007, 05:42:13 PM
How about bad movie title cliche's


Just run! The engine won't start

The Creature after women tripping and falling!

Killer Cats leaping from Cupboards

Only virgins live

Never sigh relief, he's behind you

BEWARE: Beautiful women who want your ugly a$$ are really vampires

12 year olds who survive monster attacks





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Andrew on April 10, 2007, 05:48:54 PM
How about bad movie title cliche's

Only virgins live


Great idea.  In fact, how about "Don't Eat the Reporter!" for a title?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Oldskool138 on April 10, 2007, 05:56:38 PM
Buzz words are key.  You want people to come and see your crappy movie so the title needs to be better than the sum of its parts.  The title needs to be three or four words so people will remember it.  This rule also applies to local rock and punk bands.   :teddyr:  For instance. you need to have "blood" somewhere in the title.

"Blood Rage"
"The Color of Blood"
"Blood Diamond"  :bouncegiggle:

"Dead" could take the place of another word in the title.

"Born and Dead"
"Fistful of Dead"
"Early to Dead Early to Rise"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on April 10, 2007, 07:10:28 PM
If its cliche's you want heres a favorite of mine:

BEWARE: Everyone has a Zippo!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 10, 2007, 07:24:02 PM
WHAT THE?...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

THE GHOULISH MONSTER OF GHASTLY GROTTO

SPACED OUT VENUSIAN BEACH PARTY

HORROR OF THE BLOOD FIENDS

THE DAY THE WORLD FROZE














Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: peter johnson on April 11, 2007, 12:11:40 AM
VenomX!!
I want to see The Legend of The Flying Cats From Hell!!
Good Lawd, all of these titles are very very funny --
And accurate!
This thread has gone on so long already that many things I could have said are already done so --
RAT STRANGLERS COME TO SUPPER!!
COME!! FEED THE DEAD WOMBATS!!
. . . and . . . my very very favorite ever . . .
5000 Geek Points to the first person to identify this and why:
SIC GORGIANUS ALLOS SUBJECTUS NUNC!! . . . starring Raul Julia . . .
peter johnson/denny film geek


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 11, 2007, 02:29:25 PM

The Thing from Devil's Marsh

Tarzan vs. Predator

The Mattress Factory Massacre

Devastation, Texas

Hate to break it to ya, but Dark Horse did TARZAN Vs. PREDATOR.Not a bad on, mind you...

ZOMBIES IN LOVE.
POSTMASTER OF THE DEAD.
DON'T GO IN THE HALL CLOSET.
TUPPERWARE OF THE BLIND DEAD.
WINNE THE POO AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
WHEN A STRANGER E-MAILS.
WEREWOLF?
DEATHSCREAM OF THE CARE BEARS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 13, 2007, 04:42:30 AM
Predators From Beyond The Grave


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Tempest on April 14, 2007, 04:01:51 PM
Hatesphere: World Of Pain

Beast Creatures From Beyond The Sun

Terror Beast From Beyond Fear

Hell Monsters From Space

Hermaphrodite- God/Goddess Of Love

Killer Ducks From Arizona







 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Potato king on April 15, 2007, 03:52:31 AM
"Space pilgrims and the quest for Zarthearax's grave."
"She-creatures from Uranus."
"Teenage communist."
"Attack of the giant tapeworms."
"Hippie massacre."
"Two words: Lust."



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 16, 2007, 02:29:06 AM
You are on the menu!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: fortunato on November 25, 2009, 01:40:17 PM
Blood in the Castle of Death
Don't Sniff the Sheets!
Albino Leeches-  They Suck, Big Time!
Daughter of the Moon
What's With the Children?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 25, 2009, 01:52:51 PM
Butt Munchers From Channel Cat Sex


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on November 25, 2009, 03:57:06 PM
Hey, we could amalgamate existing titles.. like,
Incredibly Mixed-up Zombies Who Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
or
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Who Is Harry Kellerman And Who Could Kill A Child?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: metalmonster on November 26, 2009, 01:37:59 PM
DEBBIE DOES THE LIVING DEAD

GHOULS IN THE GARAGE

BRUCE CAMPBELL'S BIG ADVENTURE

BRAIN EATING BEAUTY QUEENS

NIGHT OF THE LESBIAN DEAD

NICK THE VAMPIRE SLAYER VS. THE GAY VAMPIRE WITCH (a.k.a Twilight)

SPONGEBOB'S S&M PARTY

LLOYD KAUFMAN'S GREATEST HITS VOL. 1

THE BRAIN EATING BRAINS FROM NEXT DOOR

INCEST : A LOVE STORY

ATTACT OF THE ATOMIC ASPARAGUS

DOROTHY DOES MUNCHKINLAND

HELLO KITTY'S KILLING SPREE

THE MUPPETS VS. THE EVIL DEAD

A BILLION BAD MOVIES : The Will Smith Story

Michael Bay Presents THE EVIL DEAD

LLOYD KAUFMAN'S CHRISTMAS WISH

ALL IN THE FAMILY : The Mckenzie Phillips Story

SHIA LEBOUF'S BIG ADVENTURE

LITTLE PRINCESS 3 : Escape From Polanski's Castle

ROSIE O'DONNELL'S SEX TAPE

HERCULES VS. THE HULK

REVENGE OF THE RADIOACTIVE RATS

HILLBILLY HOLIDAY SPECIAL

SATANIC SEX DROIDS FROM SATURN




This List Could Keep Going And Going And Going!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on November 26, 2009, 01:45:54 PM
night of the evil death sucking monsters from the 10th planet that killed my friends and family!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: GilbyFromMagoombo on November 26, 2009, 04:14:26 PM
Twilight Of The Unholy Buttsuckers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: paula on November 27, 2009, 01:13:01 AM

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill

nice :bouncegiggle:.  the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational...

im confused, are we naming pornos?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 27, 2009, 01:25:35 AM
This has probably been mentioned before:

How about: Alone In The Dark In The House Of The Dead?

 :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Monster Jungle X-Ray on November 27, 2009, 04:47:37 AM
Truck Meat - a hi octane cannibal comedy

Bruce Lee vs Jack The Ripper - The Whitechapel Butcher meets the Fist of the East

Indiana Jones and the Disappearing Script - self explanatory

Quentin Tarantino's You Die Joe! - the pacific theater companion piece to Inglorious Basterds



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on November 27, 2009, 05:25:26 AM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Of The Spiders: Harrison Ford and Shatner team up to eradicate the 8-legged population!  I would watch this!

Howard the Duckman: Duckman's real name is Howard.  He falls in love with a rock star and his sister-in-law, Bernice, disapproves.  What the hell are YOU staring at???

The Abominable Dr. Giggles: Dr. Anton Giggles plays organ music and unleashes deadly plagues on Portland teens while giggling.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Sleepyskull on November 27, 2009, 07:59:08 AM
This one might sound humorous but if it was real it would be terrifying: Attack of the Giant Sperm!

I always thought it be cool to have a slasher movie involving candy: The Tootsie Pop Killer. I can just imagine a giant tootsie pop with somebody's head in the middle.  :bouncegiggle:



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Newt on November 27, 2009, 08:39:16 AM
This one might sound humorous but if it was real it would be terrifying: Attack of the Giant Sperm!

I always thought it be cool to have a slasher movie involving candy: The Tootsie Pop Killer. I can just imagine a giant tootsie pop with somebody's head in the middle.  :bouncegiggle:

...and we have a winner in the Freudian Poster Child Contest!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Saucerman on November 27, 2009, 02:10:48 PM
FEAST OF THE BLOOD LOBSTERS

PIGEON NIGHTMARE

PAINFACE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on November 27, 2009, 02:12:27 PM
sally's satanic supper


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 27, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Flesh Mask Of The Monkey God


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on November 27, 2009, 02:35:00 PM
The Go Go Gods With Sexual Dysfunction.

Glucose The Destroyer.

Giant Rats With Oral Herpes.

Jason Vs Bigfoot.

The Zombie's Bride.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on November 27, 2009, 04:25:43 PM
legend of the killer thing from the haunted desert of death in 3-d


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Skull on November 27, 2009, 05:24:41 PM
My dime...

Topless Robot

Plot: A new super spy thriller, staring galactic secret agent Roger Max.



Singing with a Rubber Ducky

Plot: A comedy about a man, his odds in winning American Idol and his talented Rubber Duck, that sings to him in the bathtub.



Heated Bones

Plot: A typical camper story doing typical camper things (like playing nude Monopoly), except these campers walked thru an alien toxic gas that heats up their bones and slowly melt their flesh.


Anti-Fire

Plot: An Alien Terrorist is blackmailing the Earth. Roger Max have less then 7 days to stop the Alien Terrorist or the Aliens will smother the flames on the sun.


Quarter Dead

Plot: Kung Fu movie with no plot but lots of slow motion kicks.


The Easter Egg Hunting Massacre

Plot: Crazed Serial killer dressed as the Easter Bunny. [This story has your typical 28 year olds playing teen agers and a few 18 year olds playing the children]


They call me Steven Seagal

Plot: An overweight comicbook nerd looks and sounds almost like Steven Seagal.



Into the Folds of Space

Plot: Roger Max's third movie, this time he must find the space satellite that has passed thru Hell before somebody else does.






Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: metalmonster on November 27, 2009, 07:26:36 PM
HENRY LEE LUCAS' HAPPY HOLIDAY SPECIAL

ZOMBIES VS. LOBSTERMEN

THE MAD MONKEY MURDERS

DRACULA'S DEADLY DISEASE

ZOMBIES VS. NINJAS

CULT OF THE KILLER CRABS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SkullBat308 on November 27, 2009, 08:11:03 PM


ZOMBIES VS. NINJAS



That actually exists lol

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094384/


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: paula on November 27, 2009, 11:02:40 PM
"Blonde Slut Cheerleaders from the 69th Dimension"  (no...i would not be in it)

"Attack of the Butterfaces"





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Saucerman on November 27, 2009, 11:23:40 PM
HUNGRY HUNGRY KITCHEN APPLIANCES

THE G-STRING MURDERESS

I WAS A TEENAGE TRANSVESTITE NAZI FRANKENSTEIN

And forgive me if the following is in overly-poor taste...

STALINIST CANNIBAL BULIMICS ("purge...then binge!")


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 28, 2009, 07:45:00 AM
Taste Of The Panther


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cthulhu on November 30, 2009, 11:09:22 AM
Monkey holocaust


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flick James on November 30, 2009, 01:56:11 PM
I can't think of any titles, but I've always thought it would be funny to expand on all of the holiday-specific b-movies, like "Santa's Slay" or "New Years Evil" etc. but for all the lesser holidays, like Groundhog's Day, Veteran's Day, Labor Day, President's Day, or even Arbor Day if you want to get really obscure.  Maybe someone with a better imagination can come up with some titles.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on November 30, 2009, 08:22:21 PM
DAWN OF THE DEAD: THE MUSICAL ON ICE!

(I guess that's more of a performance, though)

and then there is the script I helped write in college, but never filmed:

EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: InformationGeek on November 30, 2009, 08:26:48 PM
How about this?  Robert Holocaust?

Thumbs up to the people who get the inside joke.    :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: wanderarbeiter on December 01, 2009, 02:34:08 AM
Abbot and Costello meet Mervin Karnol, CPA

Chimps Stole my Dignity

The Agonizing Torture Chamber of the Confessional Lutherans

It Came From Someplace Unknown/Traditionally Scary Location

Hitler's Last Zeppelin Race 

Clown Massacre 4000: The Betty White Story

Help, The Hobos Have Unionized!

Return of the Holiday Themed Serial Killer

Santa Claus vs. Aaron Burr 2: Spring Break

At Some Point A Character has Graphic Sex with Joe Don Baker (movie banned in countries that observe all 5 senses).   



 

 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 01, 2009, 11:50:13 AM



Buxom Machinegun-Toting Beach Babes in the Prehistoric Valley of Tears




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: justin on December 01, 2009, 12:04:32 PM
Mutant Zombies From Mars
The Toe Nail Eaters
Blood Snorting Hookers
Blood Snorting Hookers II: The Crackdown
The Mud That Ate People


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Saucerman on December 01, 2009, 12:06:37 PM
How about UNDERARM TERRORS?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 01, 2009, 03:50:10 PM
Weasels Ripped My Demon Lover
Slugs: The Musical
Humanoids From Deep River


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 01, 2009, 04:44:55 PM
* Skin Eaters IV: Alien Spore from the Deep

* Halloween XXV:  Ring the Doorbell and Run

* Frankenstein and the Seven Nubile Virgins

* Ace Ventura:  It Burns When I Pee

* Bela Lugosi meets a Brooklyn Pusher

* 2099:  Malibu Barbie in Nuke City

* Texting While Driving: Hell on Wheels

* Alien vs. Predator vs. Harvey Fierstein

* Wes Anderson: Live, Raw, and Nude

* Don't Go in the Closet Because Your Damned Christmas Presents are in There and I'll Bring Them All Back to the Store, You Spoiled Little Bastard

* Egg Nog and Milk: Mucus in My Throat

* Schoolyard Killer 2: One, Two, Three, Red Light!






Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 01, 2009, 04:46:26 PM
2099:  Malibu Barbie in Nuke City

That sounds like my perfect movie!  :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 01, 2009, 04:53:21 PM
2099:  Malibu Barbie in Nuke City

That sounds like my perfect movie!  :thumbup:

Something about the thought of Barbie in a mini skirt, thigh-high boots, and a torn shirt, running through the ruins blasting mutants with a rail gun makes me feel all tingly inside . . . 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 02, 2009, 04:00:46 AM
Something Topless This Way Comes

Now if that don't sell a movie...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 02, 2009, 08:29:57 AM
Thong of death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on December 02, 2009, 04:02:30 PM
death by sex


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chang Saam on December 02, 2009, 05:02:21 PM
Day of the Knight
Zombie Tofuman Eaters
Adventures of the Zygote Slayer
Pus People
Feather Duster Massacre
The Itcher
Sdrawkcab
Dr. Smack
I Eat Your Gum
The Day Things Went Fairly Well
The Colon that Time Forgot


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on December 02, 2009, 05:23:53 PM
i spit on your food


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 02, 2009, 10:35:38 PM
i spit on your food

Funny!  The plot could involve a disgruntled employee who, after getting a particularly rude customer, spits toxic saliva into their order.  The customer turns into a monster and infects everyone it can get its spit on.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 02, 2009, 10:38:20 PM
Maybe we're overdue for another killer dog/cat movie.  Let's call it "Pawed People". :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on December 03, 2009, 02:01:33 AM
i spit on your food

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

"Naked Hairy Ladies versus Drunk Horny Chickens"?  :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 03, 2009, 02:55:39 AM

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"Naked Hairy Ladies versus Drunk Horny Chickens"?  :buggedout: :buggedout:
[/quote]

Sounds like a fetish video! :smile:

A Nightmare On Sesame Street

Children get to count along with Freddy as he dispatches the muppet populace.  One!  Ha ha ha!  Two!  Ha ha ha!  Three!  Ha ha ha!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on December 03, 2009, 04:50:22 AM
A Nightmare On Sesame Street

I like that one.  :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 03, 2009, 07:58:44 AM
A Nightmare On Sesame Street

I like that one.  :smile:

That would be a bit like Meet the Feebles


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cthulhu on December 03, 2009, 02:20:06 PM
McAwesome's journey through the land of the cyborg demons


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 03, 2009, 02:35:49 PM
Laser Adventure: The Reckoning


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cthulhu on December 03, 2009, 02:53:48 PM
I drink your milkshake


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 03, 2009, 03:02:16 PM
The Cyber-Lair Of Dr. Zero


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on December 03, 2009, 03:11:25 PM
I drink your milkshake


That would make a great T.W.B.B. sequel.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 05, 2009, 11:26:56 PM
Psycho Ninjas Attack: Washington D.C.!
Psycho Cheerleaders!
Pocket Cheerleader Ninjas
Godzilla vs. Every Godzilla Enemy!
Robot Monster 2
Troll 4
Psycho Babies
need more? :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 06, 2009, 05:35:29 AM
Day Of The Falling Birds**t
Deadly Stench of the Beefy Farts
Horror of the Fat Nudists


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 06, 2009, 06:17:26 AM
Night Of The Beaver Snatcher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cthulhu on December 06, 2009, 06:30:21 AM
It's actuallly James Rolfe's idea, but how about :"Santa Claus pwns the internet"?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 06, 2009, 03:37:09 PM
PSYCHO BABY NINJAS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 06, 2009, 04:30:56 PM
The All-Engulfing Mass From Beyond Outer Space
International Space Station Ninja Invasion
Smothered by Sludge: Return of the Smog Monster
Battle Beneath the Stars
Space Vixens Meet the Space Ball All-Stars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 07, 2009, 02:31:36 PM
the toxic slug that can turn into antthing that it wants to be and can kill human with it's toxic spit!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 08, 2009, 12:15:54 AM
Police Academy vs. Reno 911
Freddy Got Fingered By Jason
Dude, Where's My Cars That Ate Paris?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: fortunato on December 08, 2009, 12:42:28 AM
Tomato Warriors from Zarven-V
Sick Puppy 2:  The ASPCA Connection
A Night at Uncle Bill's


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 28, 2009, 11:20:43 AM
Pete, The Killer Budgie
IT CAME FROM MY LOCKER
Zombie Buzzards From the 5th Dimension
Humans for Supper, Bugs for Dessert
There's Something in the Basement, and it Smells


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 28, 2009, 12:33:54 PM
The Toxic Slug


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 28, 2009, 12:40:53 PM
Iron Eagle 47: The Eagle Has Alzheimers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 28, 2009, 02:12:12 PM
Attack of the cow s**t!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 28, 2009, 02:20:01 PM
RAMBO VS. THE UNDEAD
ZOMBIE TERMINATORS
THE DRAGON MASTERS VS. THE SPACE OVERLORDS
MICRO MACHINE TERROR
THE ATOMIC JELLYFISH INFESTATION


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 29, 2009, 06:58:04 PM
Possessed By the Demon Chicken


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dave M on January 02, 2010, 03:13:47 PM
O'Ryan: The Hunter (Joe Don Baker plays by his own rules, sucker punches a lot of pimps)



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 02, 2010, 09:53:46 PM
Death Hunters


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 02, 2010, 09:54:25 PM
SOMETHING GOES BOOM!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: sideorderofninjas on January 02, 2010, 11:40:17 PM
Brain Pirates from Venus
Brain Spiders from Mars
Cowboy, Alligator, and the Queen Versus the Killer Bees


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 03, 2010, 12:08:24 AM
My 10 year old nephew offered the following title yesterday, without being prompted:

JIM THE SEWER COP


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 03, 2010, 12:09:41 AM
Tiny: The Friendly T-Rex
The non gorey gore movie ever!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 03, 2010, 08:11:47 AM
Wolfman Jones & The Flower Power Cereal Patrol


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 03, 2010, 10:14:42 PM
Cap'n Crunch Vs. Wendall


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 12, 2010, 08:19:02 AM
Mutant Masochists


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 12, 2010, 08:24:24 AM
Psycho 5


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flick James on January 12, 2010, 09:54:01 AM
Hillbilly Clowns
Hillbilly Clowns II: In the City


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 12, 2010, 01:00:57 PM
Typewriter Assassin


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Andrew on January 12, 2010, 01:09:30 PM
Revenge of the Teenage Zombie Ninjas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 12, 2010, 05:32:47 PM
the ZOMBIE! FISH!!!
Revenge of the ZOMBIE! FISH!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: fortunato on January 12, 2010, 06:38:13 PM
Death Knocks Three Times
Countdown to Infinity
Tiny Trolls in the Valley of Vampire Vixens
Blood Couch
Christmas at Riker's


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 12, 2010, 07:52:55 PM
Goblins 2
Batman and Robin 2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 13, 2010, 01:44:39 PM
There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on January 14, 2010, 12:29:54 AM
Hemmorhoids From The Deep
Butt Pirates of Cutthroat Island ~or~ Deepthroat Island starring Linda Lovelace
Slow Times at Ridgemont Special Ed Academy
Showgirls vs. Catwoman
Malcolm X Meets Jason X


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WingedSerpent on January 14, 2010, 05:02:37 PM
There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch

OK, but now you have to make up a bad movie title.

HI-YO!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 14, 2010, 05:53:33 PM
The Day the Earth Puked!

Hitler vs Dracula

Ceiling Fan Massacre

Legend of the Topless Ninja


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 14, 2010, 07:04:50 PM
Attack of the Killer Potatoes!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 18, 2010, 04:45:10 PM
Atomic Barnacles Attack Las Vegas

Chunks Of Baloney In Lime Kool Aid vs The Rocket Powered Train Boat


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 18, 2010, 04:52:56 PM
The Liver from Planet Karcus
The Mutated Potatoes
Master Clown
Evil Clown vs. Dracula vs. Frankenstein vs. Hitler vs. Gilman vs. The Brain from Planet Arous vs. Circus circus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 19, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
The Haz team vs. Trevor's Underwear  :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: skuts on January 19, 2010, 02:41:36 PM
Tales From Nowhere
Between Two Things


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 19, 2010, 06:01:21 PM
The Incomprehensible Apprehensible Non-Entity from Beyond Nowhere
Beware the Sinister Slayers
Cycle Gods From Beneath the Sea
Aliens From Beyond Time and Infinity
The Bronze Goddess of the Ancient Lost Mu Tribe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 19, 2010, 06:34:09 PM
Death of the Dragon Ninja:  The Return

The Bionic Beast from the Year One Billion

Werewolf Hunters


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 19, 2010, 07:47:16 PM
There's Something Very Wrong With My Crotch
TMI


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nukie 2 on January 19, 2010, 08:28:20 PM
MUTANOID!

Lizardsaurus Rex

Blood Thirsty Sharks in Outer Space

Robofirefighter

Niffleton: the Awkward Boy Who Learned how to Fly

Space-fight: the Battle of Opposing Forces

The Grumbling Grandpas

Satan's Accountant

IRKOK: Swordwarrior

IRKOK 2: Battlefighter

IRKOK 3: Kingruler

Gigantard Vs. Humongoloid

Metamorpho-Wolf

Pointy Teeth: Dracula in the Night

FrankenStalin

Angry Dogs

Gumbo Feet: the Mobster King-Pin

The Spicy Winds of Kung Foo

Halbert the Homosexual Hybrid Car


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 19, 2010, 09:38:48 PM
R.O.T.O.R. 2
The Blue Slime
The Revenge of Circus circus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on January 20, 2010, 04:47:28 AM
The Libidoids
The Deadly Gerbils
Penis of Evil
Anal Vengeance


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 20, 2010, 03:38:10 PM
Invasion Of The Invading Invaders

Colonel Sanders vs The Colossal Atomic Chicken
 
Lobotomy man vs Retard man


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on January 20, 2010, 03:47:05 PM

Lobotomy man vs Retard man

I'd definitely watch that one!  Hide the shiny objects!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Monster Jungle X-Ray on January 21, 2010, 06:45:39 AM
Bedtime For Bonzo 2 : The Armageddon

Savage Island All Stars vs. A Mongoloid Mummy

Highlander VI: The Crappening

Muppets In Hell

Billy Mays vs. Dracula

Triassic Park - the Jurassic Park prequel

Jesus Christ-Nazi Hunter

Breakfast With The Living Dead

Coffin Fresh

James Cameron's Abbatoir - The Ultimate Blood Spattered 3-D Spectacular

Gargamel Und Azrael - A Love Story


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Jed Siple on January 21, 2010, 04:39:43 PM
Vatican City Chainsaw Massacre.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 21, 2010, 05:15:03 PM
Japan's Insane Psychos Breakout!
The Fur Fighters REVENGE
Jaws 5: The Revenge pt.2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 21, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
Voyage to the Temple of the Doomed

Butcher of Frankenstein

The Thing that Ate the World

Night of the Moose

Cyborgs of Sin

Blackmageddon (alternate title:  Black Apocalypse)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 21, 2010, 10:22:31 PM
Rampage Of The Radioactive Belly Button Lint

Where Are Is Dem Dar Thingies Going At Froms Goings From

Sasquatch Battles A Tea Cozy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 21, 2010, 10:52:32 PM
attack of the psychotic cows


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 22, 2010, 04:01:03 AM
The Toe Jam Picnic Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 22, 2010, 08:41:25 AM
The surfers massacre
the diner and the bar love story
ATTACK OF THE PSYCHOTIC MONKEYS! :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 22, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
Mongolian Death Worm vs The Bermuda Triangle

Blood Lust Rage Of Hello Kitty

Steve Irwin vs The Stingray


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 23, 2010, 08:04:43 AM
Steve Irwin vs The Stingray

Go and pitch that to his widow and daughter...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 23, 2010, 09:32:09 AM
The Grim Reaper vs The Post Office Clerk
 
Hillbilly Grand Master Chess Champions Battle The Martian Navy

Invasion Of The Used Car Dealers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 23, 2010, 11:50:34 AM
Donkey Dope
Donkey Dope- The Revenge of The Eyes
Donkey Dope- King Dope's Downfall
Donkey Dope Vs. Psychotic Monkeys and Insane Cows!  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on January 23, 2010, 08:47:15 PM
Super Mario Bros: The Musical

Alien Prostate

Zombies Who Stopped Eating Human Brains And Tried To Become Productive Members Of Society By Taking Jobs As Accountants But Found That Being Slow-Moving, Gut-Muching Members Of The Undead Was More Exciting So They Went Back To Being Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 23, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
Circus Circus on Ice
Circus Circus on Ice: The Musical
Manos: The Hands of Fate Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on January 23, 2010, 09:06:55 PM
Circus Circus on Ice
Circus Circus on Ice: The Musical
Manos: The Hands of Fate Musical

I'd like to see Manos: The Hands Of Fate On Ice, but I don't think Torgo could handle ice skates.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 23, 2010, 10:23:41 PM
The Ultimate Horror : Ten Thousand Barking Poodles

If I Ate Myself Would I Be Twice As Big Or Disappear Completely

Brain Maggots


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 23, 2010, 10:30:15 PM
Attack of TORGO


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SPazzo on January 24, 2010, 12:39:58 AM
Don't know if someone said this one before but:  Attack of the Underpants 2:  Trevor Strikes Back!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: joejoeherron on January 24, 2010, 01:18:11 AM
The Valiant that wouldn't die!!!!


my '66 valiant won't


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 24, 2010, 09:09:49 AM
The Microwave From Hell
The Curse From Beyond The Grave
Don't Go Down In There


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 24, 2010, 09:18:30 AM
Don't Go In The Bathroom After Roseanne Barr


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nukie 2 on January 24, 2010, 10:03:22 AM
Misanthropic Lycanthrope


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 24, 2010, 12:11:10 PM
the terror of Liposuction!
Attack of the PSYCHOTIC CLOWN!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 24, 2010, 01:18:18 PM
Jellyfish on a Ferris Wheel

The Face Eating Parasitic Head

Ramming Screwdrivers Into Eyes : A Love Story


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SPazzo on January 24, 2010, 01:35:21 PM
It Came From Under the Soap Dish

The Monster from Outer Space

Zombie Cannibal Girls


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 24, 2010, 06:43:13 PM
Steam Engine Powered Snowman of Atlantis

The Sea Monkeys vs The Chia Pets

Comatose Man vs The Corpse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 24, 2010, 07:32:44 PM
It came out of my anus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: vukxfiles on January 25, 2010, 05:22:01 AM
Kulack: The Dragon Tamer
Miller Killer
The Candy-cane Killer Strikes Back, Again! part 3


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 25, 2010, 12:17:48 PM
Hypnotizing Lobsters For Fun and Profit

A Human Without A Brain Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle

Tarzan vs The 50 Caliber Machinegun


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: vukxfiles on January 25, 2010, 01:05:30 PM
Tarzan vs The Hula Dancers from Coconut Island

Enter Title Here! The Movie

Memoirs of a Coprophiliac

Elvis Impersonators from Mars

Attack of the Mutant Cheerleaders

Gone Fishin', Come Back Later


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: vukxfiles on January 25, 2010, 01:15:08 PM
Attack of the Killer Potatoes!

This already exists :bluesad:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: the ghoul on January 25, 2010, 01:44:32 PM
Gary Coleman's Dracula


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: vukxfiles on January 25, 2010, 02:09:41 PM
Crank 3: He Lives yet Again!
Kille Me, Kiss Me
Beware the Silly Putty


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 25, 2010, 06:43:33 PM
Frying Bacon In The Nude

The Spanish Inquisition vs The Night Vision Midgets

Dance Of The Burning Monkeys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 26, 2010, 04:04:47 PM
The Good Fairies and Elves of Brimwood vs. the Evil Imps of the Nether Regions
Thunder Death Machines of the 40th Century
Cry Havoc: Blood of the Werewolves
Rangu: the Atomic Lizard
Escape of the Space Creature from the Fourth Dimension


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: the ghoul on January 26, 2010, 04:16:22 PM
The Good Fairies and Elves of Brimwood vs. the Evil Imps of the Nether Regions
Thunder Death Machines of the 40th Century
Cry Havoc: Blood of the Werewolves
Rangu: the Atomic Lizard
Escape of the Space Creature from the Fourth Dimension

Those sound like great movies to me, except for the first one.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 26, 2010, 06:54:47 PM
Jungle Slaughter

Mummy vs Werewolf

The Deadly Dr. Deranged

Cannibals from the 9th Dimension

Bikini Girls Must Die

The Dark Secret of Clowns

Skin Collector

Dr. Jekyll in the Year 1 Million


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 26, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Psycho 5

Night of the Living Tomatoes

Night of the Evil Brains


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on January 27, 2010, 03:22:27 AM
Bikini Girls Must Die

Why???  :bluesad: +  :wink:

Trevor's Underpants 2: Revenge of the Frayed Elastic.  :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 27, 2010, 04:21:34 AM
Nor Yenooc: Across The Desert


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on January 27, 2010, 05:57:52 AM
The Deadly Balls
Terror Of Smurf Village
Orgy Of The Cucumbers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 27, 2010, 12:19:47 PM
Incineration of the Mermaid Princess

Subterranean Turkeyonoids Of The Ionosphere

Is It Further To Australia Than By Bus??


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 29, 2010, 02:18:37 PM
Sinister Slitherings of the Swindling Seductress

The ABC's Of Cooking Long Pig

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cthulhu on January 29, 2010, 04:23:19 PM
Highlander 2: The breastening.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 29, 2010, 04:24:30 PM
Black Rain: The Porno, AKA Yellow Rain


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 29, 2010, 07:57:26 PM
attack of the sperm thing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Godfrey Ho on January 29, 2010, 08:39:47 PM
1. Attack of the swimming fish
2. Octapu SS of the 3th Reich
3. Ninja spaceship aka. Shuriken from Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 30, 2010, 02:35:21 AM
Brenda Star vs. the Space Squid
Beware the Stare of the Evil Stuffed Bear
Planet of the Flesh Eating Devils
Blood Dragons of Lemuria
The Blazing Amazon Ninjas from Atlantis


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 30, 2010, 09:02:15 AM
To Live & Die In Sc**thorpe

Holy Rollers Rock The Discotheque Of Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on January 30, 2010, 03:48:24 PM
It Came from Planet Horror 2: Horror in tha Hood
Infomercial: the Movie
(those two are actually titles for two of my films)

Plus these two popped in my head...

The Soulful Melodies of the Hemorrhoid Chicken Goddess

My Other Testicle is Henry the 9th
 
 



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Mr. Bronson on January 30, 2010, 04:59:26 PM
The Diabolical Vertical Horizontal Diagonal Peanut Butter Sandwich Creature Monsters From The Planet Glorp Glump Of The Zylfoj Galaxy Sector 254875 That Came To Planet Earth By Means Black Hole Molecular Induction Via Synergetic Space Craft Transportation Vehicles For The Nefarious Purpose Of Earthling Beverage Containment System Monopolization Control And Neuro Linguistic Programming Of Humanoid Minds To Harness The Collective Unconscious Mind Energy Of Humanity To Power And Project An Existentialist Theocratic Oligarchic Death Ray Apparatus Weapon Against Their Mortal And Supernatural Enemies The Horrifying Zxqpdkmertn Peoples Who Have Places All Over The Place And Go Fast Because They Are Able To Do So Due To Their Power Source Being Cheeseburgers In The Mortal Realm And In The Supernatural Realm They Are Powered By The Raw Energy Derived From The Condemned Souls Of Mad Scientists All The While The Great Architect Of The Universe Sits In The Capstone Of The Pyramid And With His All Seeing Eye He Sees All And Softly Whispers To Himself The Words Oh Foolish Man What Can You Be Made Not To Believe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 19, 2010, 12:55:42 AM
Siege on Sasquatch Mountain

At Midnight the Beast Must Kill!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame in L.A.

Bloodthirsty Nymphos vs the Cyber Samurai

100 Reasons to Murder

Hockey Mask:  The Rise of Vincent Orffman

To the Devil... A Mammoth

A Voodoo Alligator in Paris


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on February 19, 2010, 06:14:53 AM
Horny Aliens From Planet Schlong
Radioactive Hamsters And The Habitrail Of Hell
Ballerina Zombies
Large-Breasted, Blonde and Completely Clueless


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 19, 2010, 05:16:53 PM
The Restaurant Massecre
Space Mutiny 2
The Giant Claw 2 in 3-D! 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 19, 2010, 06:57:58 PM
Bat Creatures to the Max
Mutant Men and the Golden Women of El Dorado
Rotting Flesh Fiends From Hell
Nazi-Killers! The Rose and Her Fighting Battalion
The Monster of the Depths Awakened From Slumber Waits For You


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 19, 2010, 09:53:17 PM
The Psychedelectable World of L. S. Me (1969)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on February 19, 2010, 11:57:43 PM
Sixty-Nine and You: An Education Film
Cleavage Maidens From Beyond
Enema Of Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on February 20, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
All I want for Christmas is my Period
Steven Segal vs. The Surly Crack Babies of Pubic Amazonia
Planet Compton


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 21, 2010, 12:09:29 AM
Superbabies 3: Attack of the s**t monster!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on February 22, 2010, 10:43:32 AM
My Life as Jim Varney's Erection


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 22, 2010, 02:28:30 PM
John Doe Massacre
music a go go
Micro Ninjas
Psychotic aliens from Neptune


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 22, 2010, 06:15:22 PM
Legion of the Demogoblins vs. The Cute Little Elves
Return of the Deep Sea Diver From Beyond the Sea
Details of a Secret Alien Invasion Inside Our Bodies
Redhead Rhonda and Her Big Bad Wolf Gang
Captain Iron and The Top Secret Submarine Spider Thing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 22, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
Quote
Large-Breasted, Blonde and Completely Clueless
I think I've seen that movie *spoiler*  That man wasn't really their Pool man. 




Prelude to the Summer of My Melancholy Youth with the Abominable Snowman

Cyborg Jungle

The Tarot of Dr. Tingler

The Sharkman of Blood Falls



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 22, 2010, 08:22:41 PM
the ugliest monster day ever
the incredibly boring people who became human targets just to have a good time and be famous?!!!!? 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JJ80 on February 22, 2010, 10:03:22 PM
"Nigel Woodley And His Double Decker Gunbus Of The Apocalypse"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 23, 2010, 08:35:08 AM
George W. Bush, the daily life


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on February 23, 2010, 05:43:20 PM
Survive Monster Island (starring badmovies.org users)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 23, 2010, 09:19:22 PM
The Brains From Planet Arous vs. The Zombie Horde
It! The Monster From Space vs. The Howling Mad Werewolf
Journey to the Depths of Jupiter's Moon
Rock 'n' Roll Wrestling Women vs. The Asian Ghost Girl
The Invisible Alien From the Void That Tried to Consume the World


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: MrMari on February 25, 2010, 06:30:56 AM
The old VHS instructional vids...

"Hunting with Dick Chaney" 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ToxicOsrich on February 27, 2010, 07:59:28 AM
The Conquering Killer Mutant Martian Ostrich Army That Attaked Earth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on February 27, 2010, 11:03:56 AM
INTERDIMENSIONAL SANDWICH!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on March 04, 2010, 04:46:13 AM
Armed, Fully Breasted and Dangerous
Hooves: Horses Of Death
The Deadly Nipples


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on March 04, 2010, 05:01:58 PM
Brain Munchers From the Netherworld Forbidden Zone
Details of the Diabolical Devices Devised By Demons
Swallowed Whole: Down the Black Hole
Return of the Black Pirates From Beyond
Dinosaur Warriors in the Lost Universe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on March 05, 2010, 05:34:26 PM
Juggalos Must Die!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on March 05, 2010, 09:27:38 PM
The Creeping Feces
Satan's Handicapped Children
Night Of The Sodomizing Aliens


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 07, 2010, 02:49:50 PM
Behind Pretty Curtains Lurks Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 07, 2010, 02:53:43 PM
The Malformed Werewolves That Smash Your Face In


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on March 07, 2010, 04:02:04 PM
Speeding Down the Interdimensional Gateway To Certain Doom
Prick of the Needled Rose Thorn
Battle Inside the Red Hot Sun
Roger and His Ramrod Robots vs. The Growing Gelatinous Mass
The Human Calculator & His Iron Machines


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 09, 2010, 07:54:05 AM
INTERDIMENSIONAL SANDWICH 2: EXTRA MAYO!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 09, 2010, 01:58:20 PM
Marsha Is A Madwoman
Treacle Toffee Wizard Wars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on March 09, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Analiens
The Mutant Nuns
Blood On Satan's Crotch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on March 11, 2010, 11:37:25 PM
Joan Crawford's 3-D Special


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on March 12, 2010, 10:35:33 PM
Soylent Green 2- Rock em' Sock em' Betty Crock em'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on March 13, 2010, 12:06:48 AM
Polyps Of Evil
The Fatal Stench of Tarry Stool
Aliens Ate My Butt


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 13, 2010, 09:13:38 AM
Soilent Green II:  The Eatening

Barbarian Princess and the Man from the Future

The Thing that Ate the World

Frankenstein in Washington

Black Rage White Fury



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on March 13, 2010, 02:00:37 PM
Ronnie's Psycho Playhouse
Amazons from Outer Space
Haunted by Hillside Hillbillies
The Lone Space Ranger
It Loomed in the Depths of the Deepest Darkest Ocean


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on October 24, 2010, 07:41:02 PM
Hobo Jim's Haunted Cardboard Box
INTERDIMENSIONAL SANDWICH III: EEWW, IT'S ALL MOLDY!!
Xenu: Werewolf Mangler Extrodinaire
The Carpathian Ritual


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 24, 2010, 07:45:29 PM
The ice chewer- chewer of Ice!
Monkey Ninjas vs. Kung-Fu Fishes vs. Psychotic Chicken vs. The Rational Octopuses


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 24, 2010, 08:44:22 PM
Evil Possessed Teddy Bears
Remote Control Zombies
Teen Idols Meet the Moon Maidens
Freakshow Crazy Bearded Ladies
Simon and the Solar Starfish


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on October 24, 2010, 08:52:06 PM
Invasion Of The Hairless Cats. (suffocation by flesh)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 24, 2010, 08:56:41 PM
Killer Monkey Eels from Planet Q
The Incredibly Stupid Rednecks who thought that Eating Snakes was a good Alternative to falling down a Manhole, the Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 24, 2010, 10:03:34 PM
Movie:  The Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 25, 2010, 07:33:28 PM
Invasion of the strawberry-raspberry-blueberry-blackberry-juniper berry- barbberry-banana people from planet Berry!
Po-Boy- A shrimps tale.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on October 25, 2010, 08:08:58 PM
Killing of the evil merciless slaughter of souls brought on by the evil dark corrupted forces of evil

Killer internet!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WingedSerpent on October 25, 2010, 09:14:58 PM
Dance of the Man-Eating Anole.

Squid Bimbos of the high seas

Satan's Ice Cream Store.

Moon over Hell.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on October 25, 2010, 09:35:02 PM
Mammaries Of Death
Dark Night Of The Nutria
Stanley The Super-Geek And His Pocket Protector Of Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 25, 2010, 11:05:25 PM
Blood Guttening. 

Psycho Slasher Sluts Slaughter Seattle. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bloodkrishna on October 25, 2010, 11:36:16 PM
holy virgin from Megiddo
revenge of the one armed ninja
Tommy and his three dead sluts
mister Thoughdead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 25, 2010, 11:47:57 PM
Steelman vs. The Iron Tiger
Brain Munchers From Beyond
Cheerleader Cindy Meets the Cat Men
Mutant Monkies From Mercury
The Kung Fu Master vs. King of the Breakdance


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on October 26, 2010, 05:53:28 PM
Stuart VanGhoulighan
P**sed Off Great White vs Badger With Rabies
Invaders from France


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: voltron on October 26, 2010, 07:13:52 PM
DON'T OPEN THE FRIDGE!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 26, 2010, 09:03:05 PM
Flesh-Eating Cows
Buzz Blaster vs. The Intergalactic Hordes
Tarzan's Wild West in Outer Space
Dustbunnies From Hell
Invasion of the Metal Masters


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 27, 2010, 01:17:08 PM
Ploppy
Weasel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 27, 2010, 02:57:09 PM
Blood Fist of Ninja Vegeance

Sea Serpent vs the Wolfman

Izanami:  Beautiful Dead Girl Massacre

Revenge in Tobacco Swamp


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Skull on October 27, 2010, 04:02:11 PM
Flesh-Eating Cows
Buzz Blaster vs. The Intergalactic Hordes
Tarzan's Wild West in Outer Space
Dustbunnies From Hell
Invasion of the Metal Masters


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pCuCwtgqUTs/SRkI1ihbEzI/AAAAAAAAAg4/4Mq9keKbxos/s400/DustBunny2.jpg)

(http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens3335052module21247612photo_1237250864dust_bunny.jpg)

I like Dustbunnies... :)





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ArmyOfMachines25 on October 29, 2010, 12:24:18 PM
The Land walking radioative sharks from mars vs. the red fire breathing bears of neptune

Jesus Vs. giant robo lizard

The Longest horror movie title in the history of horror movie titles that has ever existed since the creation of motion pictures.

Redneck wizards


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Sleepyskull on October 29, 2010, 04:11:09 PM
Invasion of the strawberry-raspberry-blueberry-blackberry-juniper berry- barbberry-banana people from planet Berry!
Berries 2: Rise of the Cranberry!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 29, 2010, 07:04:04 PM
Invasion of the strawberry-raspberry-blueberry-blackberry-juniper berry- barbberry-banana people from planet Berry!
Berries 2: Rise of the Cranberry!

Berries 3: Death of PINEAPPLES on Planet  Qwerty


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 29, 2010, 09:46:50 PM
Berries 4: Dogberries, Gooseberries and Marshberries Unleashed!
Dawn of the Rising Undead Legion
Scream of the Mutant Night Owl
The Banshee vs. The Siren vs. The Furies
Hercules Meets Tarzan on the Island of Mu



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 29, 2010, 09:59:04 PM
Berries 5: The Final Movie!
Berries 6: The Real Final Movie!
Berries 7: The Real Real Final Movie!
Berries 8: Won't these berries die yet?!
Berries 9: Invasion of the weird Coconut-Apple-Pear-Onion People
Berries 10: It's Vegetables Time!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 29, 2010, 10:29:04 PM
Class of Nuke 'Em High Plains Drifter
Pirates of the Cyberspace: Dead Man's I-Pod
War of the Colossal Beast Master 2: Through the Portal of Time


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 30, 2010, 09:05:05 AM
Pythontopus
Pythontopus II:  River of the dead
Pythontopus vs Cyber Piranha


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 30, 2010, 01:17:33 PM
I was a Zit-faced Werewolf


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on October 30, 2010, 02:04:41 PM
Axe Slaughter at Lesbian High


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 30, 2010, 03:47:24 PM
Axe Slaughter at Lesbian High
plenty of axe-wounds  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 30, 2010, 10:05:37 PM
El Hijo del Santo vs. Countess Dracula and Her Pet Wolfman
Berries 2000! Terror of the Zombie-Berry-Vegetables!
Bottle Rocket Planet Bingo Boogie
Blast Off Into the Fourth Dimension
Jungle Ninjas in the Lost World


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 31, 2010, 12:08:57 PM
schoolgirl pinata killers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 31, 2010, 01:46:12 PM
The Lesbian School Girls Massacre
I was a Fish faced Alien from Mercury
Burn 'Em Johnny
The Incredibly Dumb Jackasses Who got Stuck in Traffic for 2 Hours with Crappy music Playing on the Radio and At 101oF


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 31, 2010, 03:32:56 PM
Headless:  The Revenge of Icabond Crane


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 01, 2010, 10:12:51 AM
I Don't Actually Care What You Did Last Summer

Normal Activity


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: HorrorFreak on November 01, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Loud Hill
Night of the Livind Dead Mothers: The Diaper from Hell
Jesus vs Little Nicky: The Ultimate Battle
Conan the Barbarian vs Hercules: The Battle of the G-strings


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on November 01, 2010, 12:30:45 PM
The Incredibly Dumb Jackasses Who got Stuck in Traffic for 2 Hours with Crappy music Playing on the Radio and At 101oF

I wish Falling Down was called that !!!

 :cheers:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on November 01, 2010, 12:33:42 PM
Invasion of the Aliens that want to take your body and clone it exaclty: Only not exactly because they will be emotionless. - Staring Julia Roberts


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 02, 2010, 08:46:03 AM

Amish Dolemite
The Bedbug That Ate New York
Puppet Master 10: Puppets vs. Muppets
Attack of the Killer High Fructose Corn Syrup Products
Nail Clipper Massacre
Werewolf of Parump
Jesus Christ: Bargain Hunter



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: MrMari on November 02, 2010, 09:21:41 AM
Sarah Palin vs. Billy Jack


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on November 05, 2010, 05:40:21 PM
The Science of Shoe Funk

Jehovah's Witness' Must Die!

Legend of the Return of the Master of Legendary Returning Masterfully


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on November 05, 2010, 11:15:46 PM
The Superdudes From Down Under
Ninja Kids vs. Evil Nazi Clowns
Silver Susie: Queen of the Street Fight League
Terror of the Man-eating Meatballs
Nurse Bambi vs. The Clone Doctors


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Jed Siple on November 06, 2010, 06:29:21 PM
Vatican City Chainsaw Massacre.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 07, 2010, 09:46:10 AM
Cannibal Christians
Death Toaster: The Toaster that Makes Toast.....OF DEATH!!!
Mini Me vs Leprechaun
Nazi Knights
Please Don't Cook the Dog


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trekkie313 on November 07, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
Dungeons and Daggers  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on November 07, 2010, 10:03:29 PM
Dance of the Zombie Drag Queens
Ultra-Super-Duper Jungle Vixens From Outer Space
Dystopia: Down the Long Neck of Doom
Angelic British Birds vs. Hellious Demon Girls From Hell
Invasion of the Mega-Bears From the Fourth Dimension


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: KiwiGirl on November 07, 2010, 11:06:55 PM
"Attack of the Killer Lesbian whales."  :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on November 08, 2010, 08:41:51 PM
Wrath of the Siamese Chihuahua



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 10, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Bungee Jump Massacre XII

North-African Hedgehogs On A Plane





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 10, 2010, 10:09:47 AM

Uwe Boll's William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
Legend of the Buddhist Fist(er)
Scott Pilgrim vs. Jesse Eisenberg
Barley: The Movie
Leonard Part 7: The Rehash for Cash
Baby Geniuses vs. Diaper Rash


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 17, 2010, 11:57:15 AM
Rambu vs The Queen of Rollerskating


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 20, 2010, 08:01:02 PM
The Uncle from Hell
The Cyborg Chupacabras Cometh
Stabby Stabby
Anvils Keep Falling On My Head
Nightmare Orphanage


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: MrMari on November 21, 2010, 01:29:08 AM
Black Momma - White Momma

starring Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 21, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
Glee- the Lesbian movie!
Nazi Zombie's Apocalypse- All for one.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JPickettIII on November 21, 2010, 08:24:20 AM
There are some great titles on this thread. This reply does not go well with thread and I did not see this on the thread but the movie title "Don't" from the Grindhouse movies. The title short and sweet.  I wish I had thought of this Bad Movie title.

(The fake trailer was really good. I wish they would make a movie based on the trailer)

Later,

John


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WildHoosier09 on December 04, 2010, 10:47:15 PM
I like this thread.  Couple of titles below:

Friday the 13th Part 52 - Jason dies of old age in a nursing home
Cheap looking CGI monster terrorizes Teenagers - Every movie ever brought to you by SciFi Channel
I wish I knew what I did Last Summer - Amnesiac discovers he accidently chopped up a bunch of teenagers and forgot about it
"Ahhhhhh" - Why hasn't anyone ever used this for a horror movie title before, it could work for anything



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Couchtr26 on December 05, 2010, 12:26:27 AM
The Seven Golden Monkeys of Ling Fei
Attack of the Electrical Menace
Shark People of Qua Long
Attack of the Red Mist from Hell
Shallow Blood
Bloody Death! Blood!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on December 05, 2010, 12:32:13 AM
Eek!!!--The Mouse Massacre
Bloody Murders Of The Women That Don't Fight Back Or Run Away
Killer Nerd 3: The Microsoft Murders


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 05, 2010, 12:49:42 AM
The Drunken High Farmers named Tom
The Minotaur who didn't go to Hell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 05, 2010, 01:07:09 AM
Bourgeois Bohemian Tragedy
Attack of the Amazonian Zombies
Beware! The Stench From Hell or Bathroom of Death
The Hole: A Doorway to the Seventeenth Dimension
Starwalkers: Space Riders Beyond the Universe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 05, 2010, 02:48:47 AM

Beware! The Stench From Hell or Bathroom of Death
is the bad guy Trevor's undies or dirty diapers?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 05, 2010, 08:43:45 PM
Yeah sounds like Trevor's underpants might be the star of that movie.  :wink:  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 05, 2010, 11:18:46 PM
The Revenge Of The Death Worm
Bondage Babes
Bondage Babes II: The Killer Bimbos Strike Back
Metalheads VS Rappers: The Battle We've All Been Waiting For



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Couchtr26 on December 07, 2010, 12:29:42 AM
Pirates vs. Ninjas (The Internet finally gets its answer.)
Hotwired
The Circle of Chaos
Deathrena
Cinderella and the Cyborg Stepsisters from Hell
Demon Throne
Ulgorth: The Barbarian from the Future
I Hear You!
Killer Mice from Another Planet
Creaking Boards
Blood Dome


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on December 07, 2010, 01:07:39 AM
I Was a Teenage Tapeworm
Freaky Friday (only with Steven Spielberg and Lloyd Kaufman switching lives and hilarious ways they'd royally F%#k up each other's careers and, worst of all, acquired reputations.)
BoogerEaters (or How I Found Out Your Body Produces its Own Anal Lubricant)
Santa Claus: Vampire Hunter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on December 08, 2010, 09:33:55 AM
Frankenstein created Smoothies.
Betty the Jungle Girl.
The Adventures of Captain MAR-VEL-OUS!
The Diarrhea Lords of Uranus.
The Perils of Gwendolyn in the Land of The Clap.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ArmyOfMachines25 on December 08, 2010, 04:47:20 PM
Charles Manson & Friends Save Christmas.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 08, 2010, 09:26:02 PM
Little Bastard
The Bloodthirsty Venucian: I Swear It's Not An Alien Rip-Off
The Bloodthirsty Venucian II: Okay I Lied the First Time, But Now It's Different
Psycho Tigerfish
The War of Kudvaros
It Lurks In Your Socks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 09, 2010, 04:07:38 PM
Papaw's Magic Spoon
Booger Jones: Ninja Fry Cook
Albert the Possum Slayer
The Thing That Should Not Beep
Rabid Granny Panties
The Northeast Tennessee Weedeater Massacre
The Legend Of The Spooky Woods
Im Not A Zombie 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 09, 2010, 06:36:16 PM
Jesus Christ Zombie!
Attack of the killer Vagina
BullSh!t: the Musical
Monkeys vs. Alligators


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 10, 2010, 06:38:28 PM
Demonic Demons from DemonTown.                 Pigfoot                                                                LongFoot Bob and the Midget Brigade


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 10, 2010, 06:49:05 PM
Hell's Gate Brigade: The Final Battle
It Crawled Out of the Hole in The Universe
Supermaidens From the Supersexy Galaxy
The Fumigator: Toxic Obsession
Bad Demon Blood Creek Warriors


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WildHoosier09 on December 10, 2010, 09:28:26 PM
Zombie Toddlers - they're cute, they're unstoppable, they'll eat you alive!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 10, 2010, 09:53:44 PM
Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Skull on December 10, 2010, 10:02:25 PM

Santa Claus: Vampire Hunter



(http://www.dannyhellman.com/imgs/frankenstein-vs-santa-cropped.jpg)

I love it!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 11, 2010, 12:27:43 AM
Super Pants!
the Bus, The Limo, and The UHaulTM


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 11, 2010, 03:49:19 PM
The Alien Skinrash
Martian Kaisers vs Venucian Nazis
A Metallica Christmas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: TheDope on December 11, 2010, 03:49:43 PM
The Mutant Mountain Militia vs. The Kickboxing Cheerleaders from Cleveland

Alien Melt Squad 2230

Faceless Psycho Witches on Wheels (in 3D)

The Erotic Adventures of Mussolini

Hercules and Colossus in Los Angeles, A.D.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 11, 2010, 04:28:37 PM
Hillbilly Jim vs Megalon                                       The Semi-Retired Custodian                              My Foot Did A Bad Bad Thing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 11, 2010, 04:43:40 PM
Those were 3 seperate movies.  I am using my phone to  post today and it isnt behaving properly


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 11, 2010, 06:29:42 PM
Turkish Indiana Jones
Don't go into the Garage
The Armpits of Hell
The Blue Hell
When Giant S**T Attacks!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Gravekeeper on December 11, 2010, 07:23:06 PM
To borrow from my improv club: "My Shoes Are Exploding!"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 12, 2010, 02:45:36 AM
When ThingsAttack


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 12, 2010, 04:09:53 AM
The Fearless Sneezer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: voltron on December 13, 2010, 04:52:26 PM
Meat Locker Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 13, 2010, 06:28:01 PM
The Attack of the Large ThunderDog of Impending Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 13, 2010, 08:04:06 PM
BACON: The Musical in Spectacular ODORAMA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 14, 2010, 05:02:33 AM
Dont Touch That


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cthulhu on December 14, 2010, 03:58:19 PM
s**t-massacre in chainsaw country

Nymphomaniac libido-butchers

Blood 2: The bloodening

Break Their Spine 3: Crushing Despair


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 15, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
The Flying Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 16, 2010, 02:27:18 AM
Octosaurus vs GatorShark

Witchzoo:  Animals of Evil

Cyberpredators

Lesbian Cannibals



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 16, 2010, 04:42:18 AM
The Early Days of Coffin Joe: At Recess I'll Take Your Lunch Money


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 16, 2010, 04:50:43 AM
The Long Hard Road to Heck


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 16, 2010, 02:32:57 PM
Monster who is exactly like a human in every way except slightly different color pigmentation in the left ear usually or sometimes near the navel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 16, 2010, 06:14:20 PM
The Man who was easily distracted by Shiny Things


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 17, 2010, 08:40:36 AM
Black Metal vs Death Metal
Cyborg Mexicans
Devister: Part Devil, Part Hamster, Adorable but EVIL!!!!
Beware the Budgerigar
The Curse of Colonel Sanders


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 17, 2010, 05:43:05 PM
The Man who wasted 4 hours of his day going to his companys mandatory Alcohol Server Class only to find out at the end he didnt have to take the test because he took it 2 years ago


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 20, 2010, 06:51:03 AM
The Happy Zombie Tea Room


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 20, 2010, 04:15:47 PM
Halloween at the Slaughter House

Godzilla vs the 500 foot tall man in the Rubber Monster Suit

Mohandas Gandhi:  Zombie Slayer

Potato Chip Massacre

200 Miles to Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 20, 2010, 11:05:35 PM
The zombie monkeys!
Zombie Monkeys vs. Zombie Nazis!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 22, 2010, 02:38:58 AM
Howdy Mr Dead Dude   


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 22, 2010, 03:37:13 AM
The Possum Huntin Trip Gone Bad


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 23, 2010, 12:41:32 AM
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. T


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 23, 2010, 02:49:44 AM
George and Jeb Go Monstur Huntin`
Possum Porcupine Hybrid Terror
Mole Men From the Moon
Uncommon Delights Found in Volcanoes
The Utter Brilliance of Biker Bob the Rock Star


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 23, 2010, 08:31:48 AM
The Haunted Bathroom
Attack of the Midgets
Demonic Fart Cloud
My Computer is Trying to Kill Me


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 23, 2010, 01:53:37 PM
1cup, 2 zombie lesbians!
trying to catch a killer ant
Snakes in a Maze
Attack of the killer Golf-Carts
The mutated bricks
The Iron Maiden of Life


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 24, 2010, 03:46:12 AM
ImaginaryFoot: Beer Slayer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 24, 2010, 05:47:36 AM
The Journey To The Place Where The Hand Of Man Has Never Set Foot


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 24, 2010, 06:00:53 PM
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. T
I would definitely go see that! :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 24, 2010, 06:03:03 PM
Hell's Renaissance
Lady Gaga, the musical
Xanadu in 3D
Attack of the miniature brain parasites!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 24, 2010, 08:31:55 PM
Kevin Pollak Vs The Flying Crab Bastards


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 24, 2010, 09:34:13 PM
The Very Large Monster


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 24, 2010, 09:44:33 PM
It came from The Bowels of Bull
It's Menard.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 25, 2010, 10:40:53 PM
The Rampaging Death Yak


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 25, 2010, 11:00:08 PM
Bob and Doug Mckenzie Save The Multiverse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 26, 2010, 02:42:31 AM
Henrietta And Geraldine's Wild And Crazy Road Trip


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 26, 2010, 05:26:11 AM
Eternal Dusk


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 27, 2010, 03:40:55 AM
Jethro Bodeen Takes Over The World


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 28, 2010, 05:48:01 AM
Mega Super Gigantic CrocaPossumoSaurus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 28, 2010, 06:39:48 AM
Mister Wayne And The Huge Midgets


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 28, 2010, 09:21:19 AM
The weeping of Richard


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 28, 2010, 11:15:00 AM
the horny horny teenagers and then have picture of teenagers with antlers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 28, 2010, 02:18:31 PM
Eternal Dusk

Are you sure that's not a concept album from the 70s?

Anyway, to stay on topic:

Snails on a plane!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 29, 2010, 12:07:24 AM
The Mice ATTACKS!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on December 29, 2010, 02:17:25 PM
Satanic Satan.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 29, 2010, 03:44:47 PM
The Pitchfork Torment


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on December 29, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Why've I ignored this hysterical thread?  Here're some titles:

The Thousand Fist Death of Cobra Devil
Alcoholocaust
FEATHERS
Perishable
Factory Babes, Inc.
Who Is That On My Back Porch?
What's Under the Porch?
Sergeant Pickle In Rodeo Town


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 29, 2010, 07:46:53 PM
Terror At The Barn Dance


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 29, 2010, 08:21:17 PM
Attack of the Imaginary Foot


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 29, 2010, 11:16:43 PM
Brain Munchers From Beyond Time
The Good Reverend vs. The Evil Mad Doctor
The Insane Dane From Ukraine
The Viking Warrior Women Meet the Cyclops
Mil Mascaras and Mr. T vs. El Vampiro and Hallowicked


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 29, 2010, 11:59:22 PM
Mr. T's Workout with Richard Simmons
The Ninja-pirate Zombies!
Megadoughnut Vs. Giant Vegetables
Manos 3: The return of Boredom!
The Flying Carrots


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 30, 2010, 03:24:35 AM
When cheese goes bad


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 30, 2010, 11:44:35 AM
Return Of The NonFarting Vampires From Idaho


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on December 30, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
I Was a Teenage Blood Freak
Cryo-Ninjas
Smile...YOU DIE!
Ho-bag Hootenanny
The X-Ray Cowboy
The Late Night Lust of the Lycanthrope
Mummiez in tha Hood
The Lavatory
Radical Babies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 30, 2010, 01:47:24 PM
The Day Glenn Danzig Got Religion And Joined The Mormon Tabernacle Choir


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 30, 2010, 04:08:55 PM
Calvin And Hobbes' Journey To The Far Side Of Bloom County


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on December 31, 2010, 04:15:50 AM
The Valley Of The Homicidal Midgets


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 31, 2010, 05:51:04 AM
The Smell from Outer Space!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on January 01, 2011, 01:39:08 AM
The Son of Hercules vs The Stubborn Pickle Jar.
Jesse James meets Frankenstein's Gardner.
36 Chamber Pots of Shaolin
I Was a Teen-Age Edward Asner.
The Burrito That Wouldn't Die.

  I just want to say that if these were real movies I'm sure I would need to see every one of them.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 01, 2011, 02:20:45 AM
Stop That Moth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 01, 2011, 02:25:48 AM
A Bad Things Gonna Happen Out Yonder


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 01, 2011, 09:39:35 PM
The Semi-Autobiographical Story Of The Drunk Redneck Who Yelled Out "FREEBIRD" At A Slayer Concert And Did Not Get His Ass Kicked


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 01, 2011, 11:44:00 PM
The Incredible Shrinking Cat
The Grand Wizard of Sugartown
The Sugartown Girls vs. The Evil Snugglesworth
Sugartown III: Sugartown Super Girls
Sugartown IV: Resurrection of the Grand Wizard


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 02, 2011, 02:43:56 AM
Steve Martin: The Man, The Myth, The Destroyer Of Souls


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 03, 2011, 03:27:32 AM
Skidmark Mghee In The Land Of The Evil Cave Lizards


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on January 03, 2011, 10:44:38 PM
Grandpa's Bloody Dentures
Dinosaur Terror In the Mall of America
The Neverending Hole


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 04, 2011, 01:03:13 AM

The Child Bride Of Frankenstein

Count Chocula Meets The Cereal Killer

Yummy Mummies Volume 2: Boom Boom In The Tomb







Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 04, 2011, 03:20:33 AM
Bicycle Steve: The Homeless Barbarian


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Cthulhu on January 04, 2011, 01:44:53 PM
Bicycle Steve: The Homeless Barbarian
I would totally watch that.
Karma to you, sir!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 04, 2011, 03:06:46 PM
Sugartown V: Sugartown Sexy Super Girls to the Max!
Brain Sucking Leeches From Outer Space
Journey to the Center of the Moon
Down the Dark Hole to Nowhere
Dr. Dementia vs. The Demonic Dolls


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 04, 2011, 05:30:21 PM
In the tradition of Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Date movie, and Scary Movie ...


Controversial Religious Movie
Parody Movie
and
Crappy Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 05, 2011, 03:09:28 AM
Bicycle Steve 2: Hunt For The Stolen Bicycle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on January 06, 2011, 10:27:07 PM
The Monster That Couldn't Pee
Night of the Milky Nips
The Night Brings Charles In Charge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 09, 2011, 03:43:17 AM
Kiss Dirt You Hooligans


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 100Nights on January 09, 2011, 11:58:35 PM
Hellknights of the Crimson Redblood


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 10, 2011, 03:02:11 AM
Bicycle Steve 3: Escape From The Gray Bar Hotel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 100Nights on January 10, 2011, 08:54:16 AM
Zombie Alien vs Blood Monster: The Bikini Kung-fu Massacre Nightmare



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 10, 2011, 04:34:24 PM
Zombie with English Dubbing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 11, 2011, 02:46:18 PM
SuperCalaFragalistatsic: Mary Poppins Meets Richard Simmons
Chuck Norris & Mr. T: Team ACTION
The Spice Girls vs. Dr. Goldfoot and His Girl Bombs
Devil A-Go Go
The Toxic Stench of Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 100Nights on January 14, 2011, 10:48:17 PM
Lampire: The Lamp that Preys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 15, 2011, 03:27:51 AM
The Great Cornbread War


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Sleepyskull on January 15, 2011, 03:40:22 PM
All I Wanna Do is Have Some Chum: The Sharks of Santa Monica Boulevard Starring Sheryl Crow!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 100Nights on January 15, 2011, 04:43:31 PM
Attack of the 50ft Armadillo in 3D


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 17, 2011, 04:18:19 AM
Who Did You See When You Looked Out The Kitchen Window?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Gravekeeper on January 23, 2011, 02:45:45 PM
Attack of the Vampire Leeches!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 100Nights on January 24, 2011, 12:37:32 AM
Attack of the Vampire Leeches!

wasn't that a real film?



Danse Off Macabre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Gravekeeper on January 24, 2011, 01:00:19 AM
Attack of the Vampire Leeches!

wasn't that a real film?




I wouldn't be surprised if it was. If it is, that has to be among the more redundant titles ever. Would vampirism even DO anything to leeches?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SPazzo on January 24, 2011, 01:01:23 AM
Curse of the Jungle Rabbits 3:  The Plot Returns


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 29, 2011, 11:04:25 AM
Creatures of the Afternoon
Ed Wood vs Rick Sloane
Wrath of the Janitor
Planet of the Nerds


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ImaginaryFoot on January 31, 2011, 05:16:57 AM
The Man Who Could Not Fart


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Killer Bees on January 31, 2011, 06:37:00 AM
Flight of the Zombie Swallows From Krakatoa


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SPazzo on February 01, 2011, 01:01:03 PM
The End of the Universe 6:  The Beginning
Bloody Gut's Dungeon
It Came From Behind You!

 :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 01, 2011, 11:11:25 PM
Life of a Redneck Toilet.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 01, 2011, 11:32:45 PM
Alice: The 4D Girl
Dark Dungeonmaster of Gnell
Boy From Beyond the Bionosphere
The Matter Eater That Tried to Eat Manhatten
Squirrels: Camera Acorn Nightmare


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 04, 2011, 04:41:33 PM
Alice in Psycho Land
Wyatt Earp meets the Wolfman
Dawn of the Vampire
The Living dead of Beverly Hills
I married I Mummy
I was a teenage Gillman


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dan on February 04, 2011, 11:07:23 PM
Attack of the Living People.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SPazzo on February 09, 2011, 12:48:31 AM
The Giant Mutant Space Men meet the Horrible Zombies of Doom Part 6:  The Return of the Zork

If that were a real movie, I'd watch it in a heartbeat.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 09, 2011, 01:00:00 PM
Ninja Alien Mutant Astro Tomb Raiders
Glurg! The Slug From Hell!
Blood Baton Battlefield
The Horror From Beyond Infinity
Space Slave Girls From Saturn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on February 09, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
The Church of Cthulhu

The Incredibly Awesome Guitar Riffs That Are So Awesome That They Make Your Head Explode

Demonic Chili

Demonic Chili II: The Pizza Bites Back

Demonic Chili III: The Rise of the Pepto-Bismol Warrior



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 09, 2011, 07:40:40 PM
ghost chili vs. acid

The most awesome movie ever that was so awesome that awesome doesn't do justice to awesome, aka Rev  Powell's favorite movie, since he likes the word Awesome! :wink: :tongueout: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on February 24, 2011, 03:09:20 AM
Severed Head in a Fish Tank
Aliens That Look Like People
Joan of Arc: Time Traveler
The Day the Women Exploded
Cyrobotodroid
Psycho Teen-Stranglers from Pluto


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on February 24, 2011, 09:40:33 AM
Hellcake!
Ninjasaurus!
Amoebas a Go-Go
King Dino-Borg vs  the Mayberry Ladies Auxillary
Space Granny!
I Spit on your Fine Parkay Flooring.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Kaseykockroach on February 25, 2011, 03:27:58 PM
The Room 2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on February 26, 2011, 03:13:09 AM
Attack of the Reverse Centaurs
Nukie vs. Mac vs. Munchie vs. Robocop
Chronicles of Planet Quackulon: Rage of the Marfan Comet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 26, 2011, 05:29:36 PM
Invasion of the Astro Gliders
Sarah vs. The Satanic Army
The Harlem Globetrotters Save the World
Timmy the Tool Killer
The Fortune Cookie of Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on February 28, 2011, 04:12:34 PM
I Was a Teenage Tyrannosaur
The Crypt of Dr. Acula
Obese Radioactive Penguins Stole My Booze
Attack of the Soccermoms


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 02, 2011, 02:47:30 AM
The Devil Does Ron Jeremy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: MrMari on March 03, 2011, 03:13:54 AM
"All Dogs Go To Korea"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 03, 2011, 05:45:09 AM
When Pine Trees Go Bad!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 03, 2011, 01:48:51 PM
The Giant Pile of Poop


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 03, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
 I was  a Teenage Weasel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 03, 2011, 11:29:00 PM
The Menacing Mutant Shoe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SPazzo on March 03, 2011, 11:36:50 PM
Attack of the Internet Trolls 3:  /b/ Returns!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on March 04, 2011, 01:30:03 PM
William Castle presents a Godfrey Ho production of an Ed Wood film.
Creamed 2: The Butterchurn's Revenge!
Steven Seagals' Hot Tub Block Party.
Poison Ivy 9: When Will Men Learn?
Ostrich Bar Mitzvah!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 04, 2011, 03:21:54 PM
Saw 8: The Quest for More Money


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 04, 2011, 04:19:36 PM
Wyatt Earp meets the Son of the Loch Ness Monster

Bigfoot's Revenge II:  The Sasquatchening

Evil Moose

The New Jersey Chainsaw Massacre

Return to the House of Usher

Godzilla vs the walking Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 04, 2011, 04:47:30 PM
Fatal Flies
Fatal Flies II: Get Some Goddamn Bug Spray Already!
Fatal Flies III: That's It, I'm Calling An Exterminator!
Fatal Flies IV: Oh, Why Bother.....
Brain Contamination
H.P. Lovecraft vs Stephen King
The Homeless Are Coming!!!
Revenge of the Outcasts



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 05, 2011, 11:44:11 PM
Jigsaw vs Freddy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on March 10, 2011, 04:32:21 PM
Werewolf of the Moon!

It's about an astronaut, that's also a werewolf. He's landed on the lunar surface, where every night's a full moon :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 10, 2011, 05:43:29 PM
Satan vs the Satanic Army


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on March 10, 2011, 07:24:21 PM
"Ice Cream for Vengeance, You scream for Justice"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 13, 2011, 12:45:46 AM
Dead animals and Taxidermists: A Love Story


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: MrMari on March 13, 2011, 11:19:08 AM
Pretty girls pickin' boogers: It happens...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on March 13, 2011, 11:51:28 AM
Some 80s teen sex comedies will never get  :bluesad:  :
"Boogie Board Academy"
"The Prom Queen's a Computer"
"National Lampoon's Boner Patrol"
---
"RoboHood" The gritty,cyberpunk retelling of Robin Hood.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 13, 2011, 05:48:10 PM
Bikini Team of the Third Reich
I was a Teenage Loch Ness Monster
Robin Hod in the 25th Century
Davey Crockett vs the Frankenstein's Monster
Spring Break In Space
Vampire Bus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 13, 2011, 07:38:35 PM
How Does Food Become Poo?



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: snowman on March 13, 2011, 11:21:51 PM
Rancid Butter: True Tales of A Movie Concession Owner.
Robin Hood vs Genghis Khan.
Green Acre Mysteries: What Happened to Arnold the Pig?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: A_Dubya on March 15, 2011, 09:08:58 AM
Zombie Prostitutes: The Untold Story


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on March 15, 2011, 04:08:50 PM
Night of the Lepus 2: Yosemite Sam's Revenge.
House of the Seven Baldwins
A Zombie at Oxford.
Monkey Car Wash!
Shaolin Leper Fist.
Lindsey Lohan in Halfway House Massacre.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 15, 2011, 06:57:28 PM
Mac and Me 2: Supersized!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on March 16, 2011, 06:28:09 PM
"I was a Teenage Anal Probe"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 16, 2011, 07:25:58 PM
So, I Slept With My Sister



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on March 19, 2011, 07:03:56 PM
Buddhist Ninjas!
Buddhist Ninjas 2!
Buddhist Ninjas 3: Zombie Ninjas!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: rebel_1812 on March 19, 2011, 08:13:41 PM
Attack of the Explosions

Directed by Michael Bay


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 21, 2011, 12:53:20 AM
Lady Godiva:  Vampire Hunter
Zombie Civil War:  The South Rises Again
Aztec Robot vs the Radioactive Serpent


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 21, 2011, 04:35:48 PM
Die by the Sword
The Black Mass of Frankenstein
Omnivore
The Infernal Legions
Grongus: The Giant Lemming
Badass McGee vs The Gang of Offensive Stereotypes 



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on March 21, 2011, 05:01:39 PM
Dead Doug's Day Off
Wally's Wonderhouse Wax Museum
Bloodline of the Amazonians
Dixie Dynamite and the Red Hot Firecrackers vs. The Hordes of Atlantis
Thelma and Her Afro of Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 21, 2011, 08:37:56 PM
City Slickers 3: The Search for Curly's Corpse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on March 21, 2011, 09:01:37 PM
Snow White and Seven Deadly Sins... Especially Lust.
Rated X


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Hammock Rider on March 22, 2011, 02:36:45 PM
Blackenstein and Blackula vs Black Mummy and Black Teen Wolf
Puddles the Nervous Werewolf
Hot Lead and Cold Kitties
Archie the Inflamed Appendix
G-Men vs The League of Women Voters
Cannabis Holocaust


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 22, 2011, 03:35:54 PM
Quote
Blackenstein and Blackula vs Black Mummy and Black Teen Wolf
And on that note ...

The Black Creature from the even Blacker Lagoon
The Invisible Negro
The Hunch-Black of Notre Dame
The Funky Phantom of Soul Town


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 22, 2011, 08:05:48 PM
Demonic Vermin
The Wretched Cretins
The Wolf's Dwelling
Hobgoblins vs Munchies
Reign of the Velociraptors


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: A_Dubya on March 27, 2011, 11:09:01 PM
The Adventures of Leo the Loiterer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 28, 2011, 06:47:16 AM
Mega Dilophosaur vs Giant Torgo
Tromasaurus!
EAWEAWEAW!: The Story of Ahnuld
Kiss Meets Frankenfurter
Kiss Save The Easter Bunny


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 29, 2011, 09:39:00 AM
Godzilla vs the Monster that happens to look just like a Japanese guy in a baggy sweatsuit

Dracula vs Mecha-Dracula

Romeo and Juliet II:  The Shakespearining

I was a Teenage Surf Queen for the FBI

Santa Clause goes to College



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 01, 2011, 06:46:24 AM
The discotastic revenge of the "boogie" boogeyman.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on April 01, 2011, 07:27:42 AM

Santa Clause goes to College



^^ I want this to be a real movie!  :bouncegiggle:

Howard the Duck II: The Molting


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 17, 2011, 08:03:42 PM
The Return of the Elder Gods
Potatoes with Teeth
Sasquatch vs Loch Ness Monster
Alchoholic Poltergeist


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 17, 2011, 11:39:19 PM
Sasquatch vs Loch Ness Monster
Dear Hollywood,
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!

When Hollywood got an original idea.
Ratman
The Squeamish Kid vs. Every nightmares he had!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 18, 2011, 12:21:36 PM
Elvis Presley:  Vampire Hunter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 18, 2011, 05:24:17 PM
Champion Curlers From Costa Rica vs. The Evil Bowlers
Zombie Warlords of the Wasteland
Firewomen From the Sun
The Lost Amazon Tribe in the Undersea World of Atlantis
Wild Guitar Rockers Save the World From Satan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on April 18, 2011, 08:57:27 PM
Med Student Massacre!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 19, 2011, 05:12:38 PM
Brazilan vs Brazilian


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 21, 2011, 06:15:21 PM
Retardo
Yeti vs Mothman
Danger in the Woods
Decapitation Avenue


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 21, 2011, 07:12:14 PM
Cockpuncher NYPD
Rocky vs Godzilla
It came from the Toilet!!!!
Terror of Pirate Castle
Night of the Nympho Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on April 21, 2011, 07:16:55 PM
The Alcoholic Priest


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 22, 2011, 04:41:45 AM
Steam Room Taco Machine


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 22, 2011, 01:51:32 PM
Dougray and the Dougettes
Peaches vs. The Evil Minions of Mu
Underground Tunnel of Terror
Battle for the Barbarian Netherworld
First Man into Atlantis


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 22, 2011, 09:18:44 PM
Kongamato vs Mokele-Mbembe
Bigfoot Destroys McDonald's
Bunyip Attack!
Robo Loch Ness Monster


....Yeah, I'm in a major cryptozoology mood right now.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 22, 2011, 09:27:52 PM

....Yeah, I'm in a major cryptozoology mood right now.  :lookingup:
Let's see if I can help out...

The Flatwoods Horror
Bigfoot on Campus
Bloop:  the terror beneath
Night of the Dover Demon
Chupacabrra Takes Manhattan
3 Men and the Jersey Devil
Yeti Ski Academy
Loch Ness Frankenstein


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 23, 2011, 05:46:56 AM
The Elimination of Roger


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 23, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
Teenage Martian Hipsters in Pajamas Crash the Royal Wedding
Zombie Ninja Werewolf Vampires
Beyond the Dimensional Door
The Smoking Hot Eyes of the She-Beast
William and Harry: The Princes Meet The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 24, 2011, 05:14:29 AM
Killer Chainsaw Erection Madness


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 24, 2011, 05:40:57 PM
Midgets with Guns
The Pigs that Overthrew the President
Midgets with Guns on Unicycles
Who Left the Nuclear Reactor Open?!
Midgets with Guns on Unicycles Wearing Fez hats


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on April 24, 2011, 07:31:07 PM
Montezuma's Revenge: the cause of diarrhea


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 25, 2011, 05:04:04 AM
Don't Go Into The Bakery During Lunchtime


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 25, 2011, 08:39:47 AM
The Gerbil of the Baskervilles


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 27, 2011, 07:02:31 PM
Chimps
Ganjo: The Superhero Made Entirely of Weed
T-Rex vs Mastodon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 28, 2011, 10:21:10 AM
Octomoose
Devilfist:  Hell Puncher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Skull on April 28, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
Bird Brain
A mad scientist transferred the intelligence of a male student with a hawk, the student then escapes the lab and captures a female student and then feeding her by regurgitation worms and freshly killed small animals.


Staple Remover Massacre
Office work goes psycho and uses his Staple Remover as the murder weapon.

Bowel Movement
Giant Mosquito like aliens are enjecting their larva into the humans butts.

The French Maid
A young man needs to disguiese himself as a French Maid to find his dream girl who happens to be locked inside her fathers mansion.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 01, 2011, 09:43:42 PM
Thursday The 12th

The Long Maundy Thursday

Freaky Thursday

Thursday

Next Thursday




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 01, 2011, 10:29:22 PM
Pink Gorillas!

Submarine!

Harry Potter and the Killers of Hogwarts

Freddy got Fried



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 01, 2011, 11:55:51 PM
The Adventures of Peter the Poop


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 02, 2011, 11:51:32 AM
The Curse Of The Man Who Couldn't Walk Into A Room Without Getting His Sweater Snagged On The Door Handle Part VII: Dark Night Of The V-Neck


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 02, 2011, 12:07:17 PM
The Beast with Three Butts

Sharktogorilla vs Centipedopus

Dracula doesn't like You

Mummy for Hire



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on May 02, 2011, 01:40:04 PM
Suicide Bomber Turtles from the Moon

Jesus Camp 2 (Just kidding.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 12, 2011, 01:44:24 PM
Biker Gang of the Living Dead
Giant Rubber Monster Holocaust
Angel in a Stolen Bikini
Prom Night Avenger

Mexican Ninja
Mexican Ninja II:  Outlaw in LA
Mexican Ninja III:  Blood Tournament
Mexican Ninja 4:  Samurai Killer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 12, 2011, 02:54:20 PM
The Incredible Shrinking Man 2: sub atomic


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 12, 2011, 02:56:15 PM
Taste The Blood Of Gary Busey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on May 12, 2011, 03:54:29 PM
The Deadly Balloons of Murderous Intent


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 14, 2011, 01:31:02 AM
The Room 2: Johnny's Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 14, 2011, 05:40:31 PM
"bob"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 14, 2011, 05:50:25 PM
lester 1/2 jr.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on May 14, 2011, 06:56:30 PM
Circus Circus :lookingup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 14, 2011, 08:07:20 PM
Night of the Screaming Criswells.   :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on May 14, 2011, 08:37:21 PM
Rev. Powell Meets the Morlocks  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 15, 2011, 06:58:49 AM
JaseSF 2: Electric Boogaloo  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 15, 2011, 07:00:58 AM
The Return Of...bob


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 15, 2011, 11:35:27 AM
Circus Circus goes to the circus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on May 15, 2011, 12:38:43 PM
bob vs. the blob  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on May 15, 2011, 05:11:27 PM
Terror of JaseSF

(I actually just watched Terror of Mechagodzilla about an hour ago believe it or not)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on May 15, 2011, 07:32:26 PM
The Strange Love of Criswell  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Kaseykockroach on May 15, 2011, 09:19:35 PM
Death Toaster: The Toaster that Toasted Humanity.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 16, 2011, 12:02:55 AM
Jeff Goldblum's and Charlie Sheen's Merry Roadtrip!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on May 16, 2011, 11:19:44 AM
Pig Stickers
The Horrors In My Nose
Drunken Hobo VS Koala Bear With Rabies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on May 16, 2011, 11:56:36 AM
Venom of the Diamond Wasp


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 16, 2011, 12:36:49 PM
Pilgermann Forever


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on May 17, 2011, 08:18:51 AM
Stained Underpants and Butterscotch Pudding: Trevor's Amazing Tale of Survival
The Crazy Bull or How El Toro Loco Got His Name
In the Beginning, Andrew Spoke...
Circus Circus' Metal Clown Emporium
The Incredibly Strange World of A.J. Bauer
Paquita's Zombie Apocalypse
Newt Takes Manhattan
How Flick James Stole Christmas
Skull's Creepy Campfire Tales
Doggett: Vampire Hunter and Charismatic Swinger


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: MrMari on May 17, 2011, 10:39:58 AM
Fractions: Lester's revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 17, 2011, 11:58:09 AM
I Saw Mommy Sucking Dracula


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nakuyabi on May 18, 2011, 04:32:35 AM
Corpse's Caressing Claw Cult
Escape From Detroit
Godzilla & Mothra: Lifetime Lovers
Mars Needs Werewolves
Timmy Eat Moon
Jalopy Jailbait
Cousin Cori, My Concubine


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 18, 2011, 11:11:29 PM
The Incredibly Boring  Movie in which NOTHING Happens
Death's Soul......Actually that sound like a cool metal band name  :smile:
Smile, You're on Your worst Nightmare, in a Reality TV Movie! 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nightowl on May 19, 2011, 12:46:11 AM
Revenge Of The Turbo Zombies
It Came From...The Kardashians


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on May 19, 2011, 08:41:32 AM
Poptart Jungle.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: crackers on May 19, 2011, 10:22:17 AM
Mega Shark Vs Giant Snookie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 19, 2011, 12:40:24 PM
Sinbad & The Golden Tennis Racket


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: crackers on May 19, 2011, 01:59:56 PM
Bikini from Outer Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 19, 2011, 02:06:06 PM
Plastic Fruit In Hell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: crackers on May 19, 2011, 02:16:11 PM
The Cosmic Forest of Torture


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on May 19, 2011, 02:23:37 PM
Not Completely Under Control
The Oozing Gums
The Cursed Flute (it's better if you pronounce "Cursed" as "Curs-ed")
There's Something Touching the Tent!
2-Cool Cops


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nightowl on May 19, 2011, 02:28:13 PM
Hobo Zombies
Surfing Ninjas Vs. Skateboarding Hippies
Dont...go in the...bathroom!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: crackers on May 19, 2011, 02:35:38 PM
The Unplanned.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on May 20, 2011, 11:12:40 AM
Kenny's Inferno


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 20, 2011, 12:00:15 PM
Bring Me The Beard Of Kenny Loggins


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 20, 2011, 12:48:59 PM
Scottish Folk Killer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 20, 2011, 01:26:42 PM
Video Rental of the Damned
Pizza Delivery Boy Massacre
Brain Eating Pro-Wrestlers From Hell
I'm Sorry, your Mom is a Robot


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 20, 2011, 01:45:46 PM
Alive and Dead
Hell's Angels goes Wild
The Drunkenness of billy Bob Joe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on May 20, 2011, 05:51:18 PM
Attack of the Killer Double Ds
Attack of the Killer Double Es  :wink:
Fantastic Voyage Into Fear: Trevor's Underpants  :wink:
Super Freaky Space Geeks From Uranus
Yellow Belly vs. the Goddess Ishtar


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on May 20, 2011, 06:53:01 PM
The Children Who Drank Blood
Fish Planet
The Demon Driver aka Checkered Flag Phantom
The Giant Mud Dauber


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 21, 2011, 04:02:17 AM
Fast Times For Pregnant Mooseman


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on May 22, 2011, 02:30:49 AM
Insane Funeral Home
Muerte: Death
Cry of the Feejee Mermaid
Fat Camp Killing Spree
Lazer Babies
Karate Beast
A Killing for Lunch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 66Crush on May 23, 2011, 12:15:33 AM
Zombie Cowboys vs. Vampire Cheerleaders from Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 23, 2011, 12:15:40 PM
You are dead (oh yes, you are!)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 24, 2011, 01:31:55 AM
Mushroom Men from Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 24, 2011, 11:37:51 AM
Maid of horror
Made in Horror
The Giant Shield Bug Invasion


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on May 24, 2011, 12:19:22 PM
The Little Hobo vs The Spanish Armada. :twirl:

King Kong vs Mighty Joe Young. :wink:

Vampires In The Jungle. :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 24, 2011, 12:48:00 PM
My Two Left-Werefeet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 25, 2011, 02:54:54 PM
Enormous 24-Bedroom Mansion On The Prairie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 25, 2011, 02:57:37 PM
Frankenstein Meets Tango & Cash


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nightowl on May 25, 2011, 04:19:54 PM
The Bean Burrito Gang
The Cheeseburger Helper Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 25, 2011, 04:24:51 PM
This Is Keyhole Surgery

March Of The Paperclips


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 25, 2011, 04:57:08 PM
The Blue Goo
The Snob
The Rabbit Massacre
Kenny's Redemption


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on May 25, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
The Three Stooges Meet Abbott and Costello. :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on May 26, 2011, 07:26:23 AM
The Double Cheeseburger That Omnomnom'd The World


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 04, 2011, 07:00:38 PM
Tios Mios!
Jesus Conquers the World
Sandvich!
Don! Where is my AUTOmobile?!
Circus' Vengeance


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on June 04, 2011, 07:45:35 PM
Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Spaulding. :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 05, 2011, 06:52:33 AM
The San Fernando Valley Pizza Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 05, 2011, 01:27:07 PM
Sex Lies and .wmv files

Underwater Cave Dwelling Tree Lizards From Antarctica


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 05, 2011, 01:34:26 PM

"Yes" and Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 05, 2011, 01:40:21 PM
Haunted False Teeth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 05, 2011, 01:47:55 PM
Rick Sloane's 'Avatar'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 05, 2011, 01:50:18 PM
My Dad vs Your Dad


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 05, 2011, 01:57:07 PM
A Most Horrendous Family


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 06, 2011, 02:06:26 PM
Welcome Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 06, 2011, 03:02:53 PM
Cannibal Worms From Denmark


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 06, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
Flash Gordon II: Mingo Mongo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 06, 2011, 05:29:27 PM
More Grapes!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 06, 2011, 09:51:29 PM
Our Precious Bodily Fluids!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on June 06, 2011, 10:26:15 PM
The Dogfather Part II
007: Golden Sluts


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 07, 2011, 08:31:55 AM
TORGO 2: No more Mr. Nice Knees.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on June 07, 2011, 06:36:13 PM
The Phalanger: The Man who Fingers Death

I was a Martian Crablouse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on June 09, 2011, 12:04:55 AM
Batman vs. The Terminator
Bane's Vain
Dead and Deader


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 09, 2011, 08:46:10 AM
My Mother the kaiju.

Death on a hotplate.

Death gets a hernia.

Tammy and the grim reaper.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 09, 2011, 12:18:39 PM
Stump

Stump II: Stumped


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 10, 2011, 01:21:27 PM
Ninja Samurai Sushi Killer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 66Crush on June 10, 2011, 08:27:46 PM
Goat Zombies from Mars vs. Satan's Robot Strippers.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 10, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
Highlander 6: Return to Zeist


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nightowl on June 11, 2011, 03:00:36 PM
Jason X:Part II


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 11, 2011, 03:05:34 PM
Ernest Goes To Hell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 11, 2011, 04:19:49 PM
The Swamp of the Genie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on June 11, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Ernest Goes To Hell


(http://www.thefancarpet.com/uploaded_assets/images/gallery/3729/Ernest_Goes_to_Africa_34989_Medium.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 11, 2011, 05:43:47 PM
Blood For Odin


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 11, 2011, 05:43:52 PM
Rest Home Schnook


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on June 11, 2011, 06:58:14 PM
Godzilla vs the 50 Foot Woman

Yoda Unplugged: Secret Siths

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8knmxIj2O1qd2qlzo1_400.png)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2011, 07:31:32 PM
Daughter of Assisted Living Dracula
Ungrateful Son of Assisted Living Dracula Who Never Visits


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 12, 2011, 06:18:34 AM
Maniac TV Repairman


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 12, 2011, 06:58:06 PM
Toxic Vikings


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on June 12, 2011, 07:44:52 PM
Cheech and Chong: Mystery of the Grass Mansion.

(http://www.ohioshaunted.com/images/houseofnightmares1.jpg)



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 13, 2011, 01:08:33 PM
Fury Of The Fire Wolf


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on June 13, 2011, 01:32:21 PM
I was going to put 'Independence Day 2' but that's apparently in the works! LOL!

(http://media.jinni.com/tv/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-1.jpeg)

So nevermind. :lookingup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on June 13, 2011, 06:09:16 PM
Soul Bro Afro Samurai Soldier
Martian Underground Monsters in Green Hell
Road to Dark Mirror Wonderland
Drag Queen Ninjas vs. Chainsaw Hookers
Frankenstein's Beach Blanket Fiesta


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on June 13, 2011, 09:23:57 PM
Assisted Living Frankenstein

(http://eckiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/f13218c2d6-target_frankenstein_2.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 14, 2011, 01:34:18 PM
Rumplepimpleskin


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 14, 2011, 06:56:11 PM
Rotarian Invasion


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on June 15, 2011, 12:53:40 PM
Nerd Vikings
Nerd Vikings 2: Revenge of the Viking Nerds!
Nerd Vikings 3: King Wedgie's Comeback!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on June 15, 2011, 01:07:18 PM
Mclovin's Girlfriend Has Somthing In The Oven. :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on June 15, 2011, 02:05:48 PM
Squirt Gun Sally
The Dinosaur Who Loved Jesus
Satan's Preschool
Creepy Closet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 15, 2011, 03:20:17 PM
The Return of Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 15, 2011, 05:51:45 PM
Night Watchman for the bad place


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: A_Dubya on June 15, 2011, 09:56:26 PM
Dick-Apopolis

The New Adventures of Zombie-Whore

Growing Grass

Growing Grass 2: The Art of Chlorophyll


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Torgo on June 16, 2011, 04:19:37 PM
"Kung-Fu Zombies Smack Armageddon 3000: The Musical".

This is an actual script treatment that I worked up a few years back. Some local filmmakers and I are looking into actually trying to make it sometime soon at some point.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on June 20, 2011, 10:36:05 PM
The Ultimate Warrior Meets Santa Claus.  oh wait.....


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on July 07, 2011, 02:34:39 PM
Cave of Endless Night
Speargun Sleepover
My Mouth Won't Close!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on July 07, 2011, 07:03:37 PM
Curse of Ghouck's Voodoo Doll
Voodoo Zombie Warriors From Wisconsin
John and The Useless Undead
Two Astro Giants Collide
Champions of Planet Zero on Ice


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 08, 2011, 11:48:33 AM
Plankton!

edit, damn  :bluesad:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198913/


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 08, 2011, 11:59:32 AM
Lindsay Wagner's Opera
The Completely Useless Guy
The Completely Useless Martian
The Spitless Monster from Brooklyn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: venomx on July 08, 2011, 12:15:58 PM
Curse of Ghouck's Voodoo Doll


LOL. How about...

Curse Of Trevor's Underpants: The Creeping (2012)

(http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/2/6de126c2b822493d99ba02afcf80371e/l.gif)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 08, 2011, 04:11:16 PM
A Zombie Opera


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 08, 2011, 04:25:17 PM
The Cannibal Twins
El Diablo Murcielago
Quick, someone get me toilet paper!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 08, 2011, 05:01:21 PM
Diaper Hill


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 66Crush on July 08, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
The Curious Cunniliguist.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 09, 2011, 06:06:00 AM
So I Married A Giant Mechanical Hot Dog


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 09, 2011, 09:02:18 AM
DEATH GOAT FROM HELL:THE MUSICAL!

SESAME STREET UNDERGROUND.

DOG DAY MORNING.

FRANK ZAPPA: MASTER OF MEN.

CRAWLSPACE FOR MY WEDDING.

KING KONG'S KOMEDY KAVALKADE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 09, 2011, 11:15:56 PM
Baby Geniuses 3: The New Batch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 09, 2011, 11:17:02 PM
Super Boring Man!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on July 09, 2011, 11:31:14 PM
THE ONGOING ADVENTURES OF HISTORY MAN
HISTORY MAN STRIKES BACK
HISTORY MAN'S BLAST FROM THE PAST


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 10, 2011, 11:58:30 AM
HISTORY MAN VS. ZOMBIE GRANT.
FIFA Can Burn in Hell with All of the Mistakes Taken by the Refs. :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
 :teddyr: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: the Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 10, 2011, 12:12:42 PM
The Ironing Board Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on July 11, 2011, 02:33:27 PM
GEO: Giant Exploding Organisms
Ancient Egyption Cyborg Invasion
Dad Ate the Dog
Punching Challenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 11, 2011, 03:07:49 PM
Satan Stole My Scooter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 12, 2011, 08:41:17 AM
Asparagus of the dammed.

king kong: Love slave of the jungle.

the Dingleberrys.

Porgy and beast.




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on July 12, 2011, 11:23:49 AM
Everything and the Kitchen Sink Man
Evil Dragons vs. Heroic Dinosaurs
Manos Meets the Champions of Justice
Magical Fantasy Cats From Canmore
Ice Queens of the Planet Neptune


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 13, 2011, 08:53:46 AM
The Reptilian Empire


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 13, 2011, 12:55:14 PM
Burn b***h Burn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 13, 2011, 11:06:00 PM
The Heart of All: A Cannibal's Confession
The Most Boring Man's Drive to Work.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Nightowl on July 13, 2011, 11:29:55 PM
The Most Ignoring Sound In The World
Puddingman From Planet Inferno


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 29, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
The Blue Pinball Machine of Death!!!!!!!!!
The Mexicans Invades Switzerland
The Scariest Monster Who Can't Scare Kids.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: retrorussell on July 29, 2011, 02:09:31 PM
Zombie Pomeranians From Space
My Parakeet Saw What You Did Last Summer
Terror In Tapir Town
Night Of The Dugongs


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 29, 2011, 09:48:52 PM
The Room 2 : The Tomb


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on August 01, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
Fishtar
TNT and Ovaltine
The Vomiting
Bareback Babes Meet Vampire Ringo
Demonic Fortune
Evil Trumpeter
Rock Quarry Battle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 03, 2011, 12:39:43 PM
War Poodle.

Death of a stick figure.

Gorgonzola Vs. Japanese Sage Darby.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on August 04, 2011, 01:01:43 PM
Pigmy's Dig Me
Battlecock (the CHICKEN!)
Gatordactyl vs. Tyrannatiel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 04, 2011, 07:35:09 PM
Santa, Clawed


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on August 04, 2011, 07:39:16 PM
Neck Fisters
One of Susan's Legs is Missing.
Picture OF DEATH
The Funhouse of Suffering.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Skull on August 04, 2011, 11:47:26 PM
The Crying Avanger ~ A super emotional story about a hero that just cannot stop crying.

Terror comes to the Nudist Camp ~ Just when you think it's safe to expose your outerself with all your neighbors; a psycho is loose and the victimes are murdered with clothing.

Monster Thong ~ teens fuse some clothing together to make the perfect thong to woo the ladies; it soon develops a mind of its own and seeks for the perfect tush for a snuggy fit.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 05, 2011, 01:49:16 AM
Revenge of the Tiolet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on August 05, 2011, 03:24:53 AM
Guts in a Briefcase
Jungle Scorpion
The Talking Corpse of Black Lake
Satan Sees You Naked
Deep Bathtub
Kill 'em All and Kill 'em Again


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 07, 2011, 06:18:13 AM
Day Of The Butt Slasher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on August 07, 2011, 11:40:51 AM
*note- this post is number 667*
The day after 666.
James May takes on the Burrito
Burritozilla Attacks!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SaintMort on August 07, 2011, 03:31:51 PM
The last few years my roommate and I have been working out how we could make our movies "FLUFFY THE ZOMBIE SLAYER", "HELP HELP HELP THERE ARE ZOMBIES ATTACKING THE TOWN" and "SHOCKODILE VS TERRORDACTYL"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on August 08, 2011, 10:23:58 PM
They!
Kingdom of the plexiglass skeleton
Revenge of the Friendly Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 20, 2011, 12:49:08 PM
Strip Nude for the Dinosaur!
fATAL eRROR:  PROGRAM TERMINATING
Bikini Ballet
Pirates of Pasadena


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 20, 2011, 01:49:35 PM
The Blue Screen of Death: My Mortal Enemy!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Criswell on August 20, 2011, 10:15:01 PM
Drawing inspiration from this http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,135446.0.html

The Tyrannical Evil of She-Hitler


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 20, 2011, 11:18:40 PM
The House That Dripped Beer

Shatner In The Rye


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 21, 2011, 12:52:00 AM
Topless Terrors
The Prom Queen Wore Army Boots
The Girl in the digital Bikini
Zombies of the Living Dead
Abraham Lincoln vs Hitler
Jesus Christ NYPD
Lesbian Party Massacre
It came from Under Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 21, 2011, 12:35:27 PM
THEY SHAVED HITLER'S BREASTS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 23, 2011, 09:14:55 AM
They Saved Hitler's Heart


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Skull on August 23, 2011, 01:04:08 PM
They Saved Hitler's Toe-Jam


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: alandhopewell on August 23, 2011, 01:27:29 PM
     OBAMA WALKS!

(http://www.destinationcreation.com/informatives/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/obama_zombie_08-500b.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on August 23, 2011, 02:08:28 PM
I Left Hitler's Brain in San Francisco
Psychic Fisherman
Ghost in a Refrigerator
The Jagged Rainbow


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 23, 2011, 02:31:35 PM
A Total Eclipse of the Fart


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 23, 2011, 04:39:59 PM
Don't Mess With Shaving Foam Sally


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on August 23, 2011, 05:35:08 PM
The Wild World of Gay Robin
The Next Zombie winner is......


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on August 23, 2011, 06:39:28 PM
The Poutine That Ate Quebec


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 23, 2011, 07:59:19 PM
THEY SALVAGED MUSSOLINI'S CEREBRUM (an Italian knockoff, obviously)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on August 23, 2011, 10:29:47 PM
The top 1001 WORST SONGS THAT PEOPLE LOVE FROM THE LAST 11 YEARS!!!!!!
Koren Batman
The Spermman from Venus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JPickettIII on August 23, 2011, 11:54:26 PM
"Um Yeah" - The True Story of Lumberg's TPS reports.

Or

"Milton - The Quest For the Mighty Stapler"

Later,

John


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 24, 2011, 12:54:54 PM
Monthly Beaver Bloodbath


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 25, 2011, 10:28:15 AM
Monthly Beaver Bloodbath

 :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on August 25, 2011, 12:17:26 PM
I Turned Into a Tiger Mutant Hybrid
The Martians Inside Me
Glamorous Glen and the Gold of the Pygmies
White Gorilla vs. The Snow Creatures
Queen Artemis and the Amazons of the Round Table


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: etmoviesb on August 25, 2011, 01:20:55 PM
An action series:
Max Power VS Quad Damage
Max Power VS River Tam
The strongest pair VS The mother of all ass kicking

Storyline
Max Power VS Quad Damage
Max seek an ancient rune protected by an ancient viking-like organization. But the rune power is indeed scary.

Max Power VS River Tam Glau
Max clashes with a secret government project for making super soldiers. Expect Naroha-style friendships and maybe love.

The strongest pair VS The mother of all ass kicking
I will think it through after making the first one. But obviously Max and River are now a couple.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 25, 2011, 08:25:58 PM
Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 26, 2011, 04:48:20 PM
Water: The Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on August 26, 2011, 07:55:55 PM
Flying Crabs
Punching Judy
Grandma's Gumming to Eat You!
Bikini Golf Course


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on August 26, 2011, 10:24:31 PM
It Wasn't Me.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 06, 2011, 01:14:33 PM
Fists of Deadly Dying
The Duck Theif
The Genghis Con
Jesus 2.0
Wyatt Earp meets the Mummy's Uncle
Night of the Silent Chainsaw


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on September 07, 2011, 02:21:18 AM
Uncle Queequeg
The Porpoise with a Purpose
Flesh Eating Bacteria Girls
Crazy Drunk Bowhunter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 07, 2011, 05:30:34 PM
Balog; The Thing From Mercury!
And Yet, Boredom Still Roams.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 09, 2011, 12:43:46 AM
It Wasn't Me.

The Sequal it It Wasn't Me: Yes it was


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 09, 2011, 07:18:24 AM
It Wasn't Me.

The Sequal it It Wasn't Me: Yes it was
Starring Shaggy and RikRok! :bouncegiggle: :cheers:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ShlockHorrorQueen on September 10, 2011, 03:01:37 PM
Just off the top of my head: Bikini-clad Drag Queen Zombies from Outer Space Fight The Flesh-eating Mutants


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on September 10, 2011, 05:08:54 PM
Zombie Grannies
Zombie Grannies II: Outbreak at the Old Age Home
Zombies Grannies III: The Battle with the Werewolf Old Codgers
Zombie Grannies IV: The Terror of the False Teeth
Zombie Grannies V: Vampire Granny Youth Serum


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on September 10, 2011, 10:43:14 PM
Suzan Hate and the Hell Fury Warriors


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 10, 2011, 10:59:03 PM
Just off the top of my head: Bikini-clad Drag Queen Zombies from Outer Space Fight The Flesh-eating Mutants
:A Troma presentation


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: benjamindlevin on September 11, 2011, 02:54:52 AM
The Coast Guard versus All Girl Bikini Beach Gang
The Coast Guard versus the Evil Surf Zombies

Not Without my Taco

Headless Body in a Topless Bar




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ShlockHorrorQueen on September 11, 2011, 04:48:09 AM
Just off the top of my head: Bikini-clad Drag Queen Zombies from Outer Space Fight The Flesh-eating Mutants
:A Troma presentation

You read my mind! :cheers:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 14, 2011, 05:47:33 PM
The Dead Mice Wine Massacre
The Cheese is Pink


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 14, 2011, 11:55:44 PM
It Wasn't Me.

The Sequal it It Wasn't Me: Yes it was

The Sequal to Yes it Was:

No it's not


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 15, 2011, 03:03:37 AM
Porn Dwarf vs Mega Badger


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 15, 2011, 04:44:15 PM
Barbershop Jones

Lottery Girls


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on September 15, 2011, 06:09:03 PM
Survivor: The Survivor Movie
Polka Poltergeist
Bulimic Paradise
The Ghost Brains of Guam
The Hideous Discarded Scab Monster


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 17, 2011, 01:19:34 AM
At Midnight, I Murder the President

followed by the sequels ...

At Midnight,I'll still murder the President

and

At Midnight, I'll Always murder the President

and of course

AMIAMTP4:  the President Murdering 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 17, 2011, 07:07:48 AM
You're Dead. Oh, And You're Friends & Family Are All Dead Too: II


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 17, 2011, 10:16:14 AM
Porn Dwarf vs Mega Badger
as if that would ever happen in real lif..... oh


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 18, 2011, 05:15:05 PM
The Centipede!!!!
Sex of the Centipede!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 18, 2011, 05:37:19 PM
Rain Man 2: Cloudy With A Chance Of Thunder


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 18, 2011, 11:25:18 PM
Inception 2: A Dream State


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 19, 2011, 09:45:04 PM
Forward to the Past


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 19, 2011, 10:48:24 PM
It Wasn't Me.

The Sequal it It Wasn't Me: Yes it was

The Sequal to Yes it Was:

No it's not

Was So: Infinity - The Final Chapter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 20, 2011, 05:44:20 AM
Lemonade Stand: The 3D Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 20, 2011, 03:31:56 PM
Women On The Verge Of A Naked Shakedown


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 20, 2011, 04:23:15 PM
Bull's Bogus Adventure On Mars  :twirl:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on September 20, 2011, 07:53:25 PM
Teen Monster Mom
Humanoids From the Deep Invade the Jersey Shore
So You Think You Can Dance with an American Werewolf?
Beauty and the Freak Show Geek
The Swamp People Meet the Alligator People


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 21, 2011, 04:00:58 AM
Children Shouldn't Play With Morlocks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 21, 2011, 09:16:43 PM
The Cannibalistic Vegans.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 21, 2011, 11:14:33 PM
Revenge of the Tiolet Paper


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 22, 2011, 10:15:58 AM
Once Upon A Rhyme In The Vest

comedy: Ice Cube plays an ex-rapper who after having his wardrobe stolen by crooks, must win his clothes back by ressurrecting his lyrical skills to face a series of increasingly tough opponents in a grand rap battle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: alandhopewell on September 22, 2011, 12:29:47 PM
     ADAM SANDLER HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE
starring Pauly Shore


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 29, 2011, 05:02:06 PM
The two Dead Samurais shot each other


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on September 29, 2011, 07:51:28 PM
Death to Romance


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 30, 2011, 01:05:03 AM
An entire series for you!  

Harlem Jones:  Kung-Fu Vampire Killer
Harlem Jones and the Temple of Funk
Harlem Jones and the Disco Crypt of Doom
Harlem Jones and the African Mummy
The Death and Return of Harlem Jones
Harlem Jones Jr.  The Next Generation

and on a non Harlem Jones note ...

A Fist Full of Yeti
Arabian Nights of the Living Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 30, 2011, 09:49:18 PM
Kung-Fu Karate Teacher
Roaches!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 30, 2011, 10:19:42 PM
The Curse Of The Sequel Part 1


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 30, 2011, 10:32:27 PM
jhsdkhgagakhrihglkgheutaetrghueauga the movie
jhsdkhgagakhrihglkgheutaetrghueauga part 2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RD on September 30, 2011, 10:50:37 PM
She worshipped a Cheeseburger.

Alice doesn't wear pants anymore.

Hula Skirt Death Maze.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 01, 2011, 06:57:27 AM
Evil Dead Knievel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 03, 2011, 12:57:28 PM
MANOS 2: The gloves are off.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Kaseykockroach on October 03, 2011, 06:42:31 PM
Return of the Beaver
Dolphin Tale 2: Judgement Day


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 03, 2011, 11:34:51 PM
The Incredible Bulk vs. The Immovable Object
Psycho Zombie Naughty Nurse Nightmare
Santa Warriors: Revenge From the North Pole
Joe Wigga: Geriatric Gigolo
The Day Giant Lizards Ate the World


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 04, 2011, 02:30:21 PM
Don't Ask, Don't Kill


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 06, 2011, 08:06:05 PM
E=MC Scared


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 15, 2011, 03:32:26 PM
Killer Dangleberries From Uranus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 16, 2011, 06:25:56 AM
TB Terror: The Rise Of The Man-Badger


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 16, 2011, 08:30:58 PM
Toilet Terror: The John That Eats You!
Toilet Terror II: Stench of Doom!
Toilet Terror III: Horror in the Bathroom Stall!
Toilet Terror IV: The Unflushable!
Toilet Terror V: Trevor Goes to the John!  :wink:
Toilet Terror VI: Monsturds From Beyond!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 17, 2011, 11:08:40 PM
Godzilla's S**t Attacks India!
I'm Sorry For Giving Birth To You Jason.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on October 18, 2011, 11:43:20 AM
Tales From the Dumpster: The Curse of Hobo Jim
Tales From the Dumpster Part II: Nuclear Pizza Blobs from France
Tales From the Dumpster Part III: Terror of Mecha Hobo Jim
Tales From the Dumpster Part IV: The Roaches At Midnight
Tales From the Dumpster Part V: Beware The Hobogator
Tales From the Dumpster Part VI: Aliens Stole Mah Change
Tales From the Dumpster Part VII: Uh-oh, Here Comes The Garbage Truck...  


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 18, 2011, 03:11:57 PM
JELLYFISH! aka '20 Centimeters Beneath The Sea'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 18, 2011, 10:24:04 PM
Underpants the musical: a romance story


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 18, 2011, 10:37:31 PM
Underpants the musical: a romance story
starring Trevor Travolta


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Kaseykockroach on October 19, 2011, 08:59:10 PM
The Burbs II: Son of Ray
Innerspace II: Jack to the Rescue
Chihuahua Man


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 20, 2011, 06:08:54 PM
Jellypus!
The zombie Family
Fist of the East Star


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 24, 2011, 09:43:18 PM
Critters 5: Coffee & The Bill


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 24, 2011, 09:49:25 PM
Billy Ocean's Twelve Monkeys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 24, 2011, 09:54:41 PM
Don't Look in the Outhouse
DLO2:  Dead on the Toilet
Undead Cannibal Rapists
Civil War of the Living Dead
The Monks of Frankenstein
They ate the President's Brain
It came from the Haystack!
Tic Tac Toe:  The Movie
Mars needs Tacos
Used Car salesman of the Damned
The Ninja that Came Home from the Cold


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 25, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
Scrabble or Chess? The Movie
Road Hog From Hell vs. The Gay Leather Riders
The Undead Giant Antimatter Frog
Hideous Aliens From the 103th Dimension of Time and Space
Rhonda the Rotund Lustbunny


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: grendalsbane on November 01, 2011, 09:22:18 PM
The Flea: Invasion of the Body Scratcher!
Attack of the 50 Foot Foot
The Thing that Came the Went away Quietly without a Fuss!
The Call of the Demon Badger
Barry Banzai and the Vampigs of Pluto
The 5 Daughters of Madame Palm
Bikini Nerds from Outer Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 04, 2011, 01:23:10 PM
Maggots 'n' Cryptz


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 04, 2011, 09:27:44 PM
Ella: A Transvestite Slasher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on November 04, 2011, 11:25:43 PM
The Flushies: Washroom Nightmare
Flushies II: The Unflushable!
Flushies III: Horror in a Toilet Bowl!
Flushies IV: They Wait...For You to Use the Washroom
Flushies V: Trust Us, You Really Don't Want to Go to the Bathroom
Flushies VI: Hold it Inside or Die!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 09, 2011, 02:17:17 AM
Leap-Frog Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on November 09, 2011, 07:13:17 PM
PRT! Public Restroom Terror
Slime Monsters From Saturn
Wet Lips of Doom: The Kissing Horror
Static Electricity Spontateous Combustion Breakout
The White Haired Three Horned Pointy Toed Rare Gorilla-Sloth Hybrid


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 09, 2011, 08:09:52 PM
The Toilet Bowl Massacre
The Toilet Bowl Massacre II: The death of Toilet Paper
The Toilet Bowl Massacre III: The Revenge of the Toilet Bowl Cleaner.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 10, 2011, 09:13:15 AM
Jumping Jack Slash

Bait Shop Slaughterfest


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 22, 2011, 04:11:57 PM
Jesus Christ: The Vampire
This is Leon Art Mark Evans
This Is L.A.M.E. II


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 22, 2011, 04:46:07 PM
Stay Puff Marshmellow man vs Godzilla


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 23, 2011, 05:52:27 AM
KISS goes bananas in Hawaii


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 24, 2011, 09:58:15 AM
ALan Colmes IS: Meek Thunder!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: horrorwriter on November 26, 2011, 01:14:13 PM
'Werewolf Dance Party'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: justin grimbol on November 26, 2011, 03:45:49 PM
ZOMBIE SANTA VS VERMONT
OCCUPY POON STREET


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on November 28, 2011, 08:00:16 PM
Facebook Poke of Doom
Eddie the Matter Eater vs. The Black Hole
Teddy Bear Vampires
Geriatric Zombiefest
Doorbell Deviants


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 30, 2011, 02:51:57 PM
It's time for some bad Christmas movies!

Santa and his Elvis
Chainsaw and Dave save Christmas
The Year Santa just didn't give a damn
I'll be a Gnome for Christmas
Who Murdered Old Saint Nick?
A Very Mick Jagger Christmas
Rudolph:  The Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 30, 2011, 05:54:03 PM
Santa meets Elvis
The Day the North Pole melted
The Reindeer Massacre
Santa is SATAN!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 02, 2011, 05:25:45 PM
SMURFS WITH BENEFITS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: voltron on December 03, 2011, 02:44:15 AM
Invasion Of The Brain Eaters
I Told You Not To Go Into The Woods
Rotten Playthings


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: the ghoul on December 03, 2011, 03:54:47 AM
Friday The 13th The 13th


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 03, 2011, 05:28:00 AM
Slay Bells Are Screaming


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 22, 2011, 08:04:40 PM
VENGEANCE WEARS A MINISKIRT


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: rose42 on December 22, 2011, 09:54:28 PM
Santa vs Vampire Martians In Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 23, 2011, 09:17:12 AM
The Beast With a Santa Hat.

KISS meet The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

A Hair Metal Christmas.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 23, 2011, 05:49:06 PM
I Go To Sleep Screaming


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: A_Dubya on January 01, 2012, 04:38:39 AM
Crust Goblins

The Pale Shemale

The Pale Shemale 2: The Tale of 3-legged Vicki

Bestiality Master

Paintball Whores From Neptune.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 01, 2012, 11:04:38 AM
Gymkata 2: Welcome Back Kata


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 01, 2012, 12:02:17 PM
Harry Lawyer and the Solicitor's Phone


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 02, 2012, 08:37:11 PM
Alien vs John Wilkes Booth
The Day the Earth Ran and Hid
Slut Slasher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on January 03, 2012, 12:51:07 AM
Uncle Dragon and the Judo Mystery
Blind Hyena Rampage
Long Oozing Fingers
Magic Donkey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on January 03, 2012, 01:19:53 AM
Susan's Apple Tree


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 03, 2012, 01:30:50 PM
Attack of the Shrimp Po-Boys.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 03, 2012, 09:37:31 PM
The Forms of Things Unseen Beneath Tom's Shed
Stink! The Giant Alien-Skunk Hybrid of Doom!
Popo Stick Hoppers vs. Go Go Girls
The Black Cat and the Black Dog: Omens of Doom
Explosive Bingo Balls


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 13, 2012, 08:42:16 AM
Ugh of the Mugwumps


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 13, 2012, 01:57:36 PM
Sherlock Holmes and the Cannibal Women of Planet Nympho
Much ado about something
Disco Hercules
Monster Volkswagen
Halloween the 13th on Elm Street
Irving Fredricksons the small claims attorney who saved Christmas
Poolhall Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 19, 2012, 08:16:42 AM
Retarded Burger King: The Musical Adventure.

Nazi Zombies Go To College.

Future Wax.

Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 19, 2012, 09:42:57 AM
THE MONTY PYTHON HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

SPACEDOGS FROM OUTER MONGOLIA.

GORGONZOLA THE CHEESE MONSTER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on January 19, 2012, 04:18:32 PM
I decided to add taglines to some off them, cause they came to me. But some don't cause I could not really think off any, cause the tittle said it better or I could not be bothered. Either way these movies would be just god awful, so a tagline would not do much.

1) Galactic Lesbians.

2) Zombie Ninjas: Re-Animate the Dragon

3) Pirates of the Caribbean Vr's Aliens from Planet 9.

4) Frankenstein's Vampire Mistress.
Tagline "What will Miss Frankenstein think, if she comes home from work early?"

5) Death Valley Highs Werewolf Cheerleaders.
Tagline "Every School has them, And Every School wants to shoot them with a silver bullet"

6) Dr. Death and his Deadly Nurse's

7) The Galatic Cannibal Sluts go to Death Valley high!
Tageline "Yes, Every school has them too..."

8) Satans Darling Daughter

9) The Cannibal Hippies off Transylvania
Tageline "They have the muchies for more than a california cheeseburger"
 
10) The Killer Robot Frankenstein's Created Bride:
Tagline "That Vampire Harlot will pay now"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: alandhopewell on January 19, 2012, 04:36:19 PM
     THE REVENGE OF GOVERNOR PERRY
     ILLEGAL ALIENS NEED WOMEN
     ATTACK OF THE SNOWBIRDS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 19, 2012, 05:57:23 PM
The Necrophilia Zombies attacks California!
The Steamed Punk Detective
Attack of the Nacho Cheese Monster!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 19, 2012, 08:43:22 PM
Maggie and Her Magic Moon Pie
Bionic Buttocks of Steel
The Golden Snakes of Medusa
How the Hawaiian Hula Dancers Saved the World
Snowglobe Vampires


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 20, 2012, 02:08:42 AM
The Every Other Day Girls
Abe Lincoln vs the Third Reich
A German Nazi in King Arthur's Court
Master of Kung-Fu and the Invincible Fist
Shaolin Paperboys
Bikini Schoolgirls from Hell
Tales of a Highschool Lizard
It couldn't possible Get Worse II:  It gets Worse
Sequel:  The trilogy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 16, 2012, 08:44:08 AM
Sleeping with the Enemy 2: Zombie evil mustache guy vs julia Roberts and the drama teacher guy who has since gotten his haircut a bit


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 20, 2012, 07:21:44 AM
Cap In Yo' Ass

Donald Fights The Bathroom Dwarves


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 20, 2012, 11:02:06 PM
The Drunken Bums fights the Well Armed Aliens.
Sub-Zero vs. Scorpion vs. Reptile vs.- oh wait, that's Mortal Kombat fights, my bad  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: tahrgat on February 21, 2012, 11:13:40 AM
Attack of the Baseball Hat Demon of Buddha - The name says it all


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 21, 2012, 02:32:07 PM
Homosexual Koala-Bears From Planet Mercury


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Francesco Dellamorte on February 21, 2012, 07:39:51 PM
Bloody Bones & Rawhide


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 23, 2012, 07:07:53 PM
The Deodorant Monster Attacks!
The Deodorant Monster 2: The Sink is next!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: MEWtube on February 24, 2012, 01:40:25 AM
Monster Spawn : The Rapening


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 25, 2012, 10:10:13 AM
some failed "adult" spin-offs

Deep Legs
Sophie Does Cripple Creek
Housewives XXVII: Hot, Wild and Depressed
Salmon Farm


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 26, 2012, 03:02:01 PM
The Dark Patches Under Your Arms That Lead to Dark Dimensions
Spaghetti and Kraft Dinner with Cut Up Vienna Sausages: The Musical
The Iceberg Men vs. The Fire Monsters
Haywood Meets The Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Houdini vs. The Warlock


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 26, 2012, 09:58:56 PM
The Killer P***y
Jersey Shore: Never stay sober in 3D*

*From a Godzilla comic I have


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: metalmonster on February 27, 2012, 05:32:46 PM
pedophiles vs rapists
kim kardashian and the crabs of death
same old sh** (starring jennifer aniston)
attack of the 50 foot penis
debbie does the disney channel kids
debbie does the demon squad
frankenstein's bride : the joan rivers story
murder , mutilation , and other funny things
how i skinned your mother
edward the vampire vs snooki


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 29, 2012, 03:41:22 PM
Violence Escobar
Human Parmesan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 01, 2012, 02:34:47 PM
The Chainsaw Psycho Grizzly Bear Massacre.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 06, 2012, 08:17:48 PM
Doggett vs the Morbidly Obese Chainsaw Wielding Badgers.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on March 07, 2012, 11:54:16 PM
Nurse Honey Badger.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 09, 2012, 06:04:35 AM
Butt Plug Nightmare


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 25, 2012, 05:34:12 PM
Godzilla vs Rodham


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on March 25, 2012, 09:04:37 PM
The Lamest Movie Ever.
It's Not Pat
It Snot Pat


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 26, 2012, 12:54:35 AM
No You're Not
Yes I Am
Liar!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on March 27, 2012, 04:31:06 AM
Crazy Loco Party-A-Go-Go


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 30, 2012, 09:09:45 PM
Turkish Swimfan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 01, 2012, 06:40:12 AM
F.L.A.P.S (Federal Law Anti-Crime Police Service)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 20, 2012, 11:48:04 AM
The Boogey Man in Heat
Toolbox Samurai
Zombie Cheerleaders behind Bars
Cannibal Pranks
Devil Maker
Night of the Zombie Apes
Don't Look in the Morgue
Mardi Gra Madhouse
Love from a Damaged Brain
House of Human Experiments
Flesh of Evil
Night of the Nun
Uncle Gestapo's Funhouse
Fight for your Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 20, 2012, 05:54:50 PM

Mardi Gras Madhouse


What isn't mad about Mardi Gras? :wink:
(http://www.dreamsunlimitedtravel.com/Universal/photos/mardi-gras_500.jpg)
(http://www.bakotopia.com/sites/www.bakotopia.com/files/imagecache/normal/pictures/FatTuesday3.gif)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 20, 2012, 07:09:14 PM

Mardi Gras Madhouse


What isn't mad about Mardi Gras? :wink:
([url]http://www.dreamsunlimitedtravel.com/Universal/photos/mardi-gras_500.jpg[/url])
([url]http://www.bakotopia.com/sites/www.bakotopia.com/files/imagecache/normal/pictures/FatTuesday3.gif[/url])

Exactly!  If Mardi Gra is already mad, imagine how mad a Mardi Gra madhouse would have to be.  I'd imagine it would be pretty darn mad.  It's like somebody grabbing you by the straight jacket, pulling you out of your padded room and telling you that now they're going to have to take you to where they keep the really crazy people. 

... or it's possible I just thought the title sounded neat.  Take your pick. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 21, 2012, 12:57:52 PM
He's the thief, she's the liar

Chain Gang Massacre

Amazing Chan Clan vs Hair bear Bunch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flick James on April 21, 2012, 03:46:14 PM
Coming this summer:

The Return of the Remake.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: andrehny on April 25, 2012, 07:43:35 AM
Pothead's Conspiracy Against Hidden Flying Saucers in Governmental Bases


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 27, 2012, 09:12:27 AM
Curse Of The Dead-Rat Strap-On


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: TheDope on April 29, 2012, 06:26:18 PM
Hey, Zombie #1: this one's for YOU!

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39l0kzPJR1rv2d2oo1_1280.jpg)

- TGWD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 29, 2012, 07:38:37 PM
My Week With Marilyn 2: My Week With Jayne Mansfield


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Kaseykockroach on April 30, 2012, 01:26:26 AM
Bloodsucking Chickens from Death Street.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 30, 2012, 08:32:55 PM
The Killer Banana kills a killer who killed a couples that were cannibals.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 01, 2012, 09:18:52 AM
The Stone That Dripped Blood


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on May 01, 2012, 08:04:55 PM
Dig This Sucka! Doobie's Got Guns!
Zombie Bat Kings of Zulu
The Haunting of the Hideous Goat
The Day the World Went Bald!
The Whiny Witches Wives Club


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 02, 2012, 08:25:06 AM
Troll Movie Is Troll Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 03, 2012, 03:28:47 PM
PSYCHICS IN SHORT SKIRTS

DR. MENARD VS. THE TROLL WIZARD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 03, 2012, 04:03:40 PM
Dr. Hambone's Two Piece Tuba Band

An Educational Film on Murder

Davey Crockett in the 27th Century!  

Dracula vs Hitler

Monster Sombrero

Bikini Nazis Go to Hell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: HappyGilmore on May 03, 2012, 04:37:20 PM
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ernest

Attack of The Radioactive Hamsters from A Planet Near Mars

Ninjas vs. Midgets

Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde Meet The Hulk.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: HappyGilmore on May 03, 2012, 04:40:38 PM
Have Shotgun! Will Travel!
The Hobo With Four Arms
The Flaming Donut Saves China!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 03, 2012, 05:14:58 PM
ED'S DEAD, I ATE HIS HEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 03, 2012, 05:29:20 PM
Mega Douche Bags Get Rich For Being A$$hole$
The Title Is Legit


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 04, 2012, 07:38:12 AM
Screaming For Vengence 2: Headcold's Revenge


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Post by: Psycho Circus on May 05, 2012, 07:54:27 AM
Mission To Mars II: Hot Rockin'


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Post by: tommex84 on May 06, 2012, 02:32:07 AM
Bloodsucking Go-Go Dancers from Outer Space VS The Zombie Strippers from Hell!

Bloodsucking Go-Go Dancers from Outer Space VS The Zombie Strippers from Hell 2: The Origin!


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Post by: El Misfit on May 06, 2012, 01:04:49 PM
The Burning Frozen Planet Terrorized By Aliens From Jupiter.
Hell Has Frozen Over, Now A Tourist Attraction!
Doughnut Hell


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Post by: Rev. Powell on June 01, 2012, 01:03:57 PM
AMSTERDAMNED II: ROTTERDAMNED


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Post by: Psycho Circus on June 01, 2012, 07:16:39 PM
Space Butts


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 02, 2012, 07:20:12 AM
Chainsaw Dentist Clowns
Carwash of the Damned
Kung-Fu Zombies of World War II
Ghost Exterminators
Bat Avenger
GodLizard vs King Ape




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Post by: lester1/2jr on June 02, 2012, 08:18:20 AM
Garden Party Masssacre


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 02, 2012, 09:59:18 AM
Garden Party Masssacre
Let's run with that idea.

Superbowl Party Massacre
Birthday Party Massacre
Tea Party Massacre
Surprise Party Massacre
Cocktail Party Massacre
Graduation Party Massacre
Housewarming Party Massacre
Dance Party Massacre
Block Party Massacre
House Party Massacre
Bachelor Party Massacre
LAN Party Massacre
Toga Party Massacre


Free Karma to whoever comes up with a decent plot for any of these Party Massacre movies.  


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Post by: Psycho Circus on June 04, 2012, 01:17:16 PM
Who Will Stop The Beastly Man-Butt?


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Post by: Criswell on June 05, 2012, 02:25:56 PM

Superbowl Party Massacre

Free Karma to whoever comes up with a decent plot for any of these Party Massacre movies.  


A psychopathic young man losses it completely after his favorite team ever losses "The Big Game". He then begins a night long murder streak killing any of the wining teams fans that he can find.


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Post by: Psycho Circus on June 06, 2012, 05:14:54 AM

Superbowl Party Massacre

Free Karma to whoever comes up with a decent plot for any of these Party Massacre movies.  


A psychopathic young man losses it completely after his favorite team ever losses "The Big Game". He then begins a night long murder streak killing any of the wining teams fans that he can find.

He blames the supposedly "star" quater-back, steals a superbowl ring (murder weapon) and goes about framing him for the pile of dead bodies.  :wink:


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Post by: lester1/2jr on June 06, 2012, 08:19:25 PM
Evil Barbapapas


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Post by: El Misfit on June 06, 2012, 10:49:55 PM
The Evil Bananas.

Monkey Island: To Hell with you Bastards!


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Post by: Psycho Circus on June 07, 2012, 08:41:14 AM
Attack Of The Ten Ton Wig


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Post by: Pacman000 on June 07, 2012, 05:22:30 PM
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Toga Party Massacre

This is AIP's beach party parody of Julius Caesar.  Frankie Avalon is Brutus, Annette Funicello is Claudius, and Vincent Price is Caesar.  (Bonehead is hit by a Coconut and dreams up the whole thing.)


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Post by: El Misfit on June 07, 2012, 05:26:56 PM
The Banana Hell

Suburban Cows Invades Germany

The Tractor.


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Post by: lester1/2jr on June 27, 2012, 06:32:00 PM
Broom closet-y sort of storage space area of the Living Dead


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Post by: zombie no.one on June 27, 2012, 07:11:28 PM
Ninja Enema: Way Of The Exploring Fist


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Post by: Venomx73 on June 27, 2012, 08:27:57 PM
Revenge of the Parrot People. :twirl:


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Post by: El Misfit on June 27, 2012, 09:10:35 PM
When Ninja Dogs Attacks Dumbass People


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Post by: bob on June 27, 2012, 11:31:44 PM
When Good Poop Goes Bad


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Post by: Psycho Circus on June 28, 2012, 08:44:54 AM
Run From The Shuffler

Run From The Shuffler II: The Limping


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Post by: Doc Daneeka on June 28, 2012, 11:13:27 AM
Komodo Dracula: A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.


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Post by: Venomx73 on June 28, 2012, 11:47:02 AM
Abbott and Costello Meet Jack the Ripper (UNCUT version)

Abbott and Costello vs. Guiron :twirl:


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Post by: JaseSF on June 28, 2012, 09:07:01 PM
Mundane Everyday Life
Watching Traffic
Slowly Grows the Grass
I Spy with My Little Eye: the Movie
Who Farted?


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Post by: lester1/2jr on June 28, 2012, 09:14:10 PM
Quote
Komodo Dracula: A Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie.
I like it


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Post by: Psycho Circus on June 29, 2012, 05:30:03 AM
I Fell In Love With A Werewolf Fax Machine


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Post by: metalmonster on June 29, 2012, 04:47:36 PM
pedophilia : THE MUSICAL!
fat chicks vs. dracula


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Post by: El Misfit on June 29, 2012, 04:50:27 PM
Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo 2: The Mall
Where's Waldo 3: In School
Where's Waldo 4: IN SPACE
Where's Waldo 5: In Da Hood


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 29, 2012, 05:35:04 PM
Dracula for President
I was a Teenage Clone of Hitler
The Bikini Butcher Shop
A-Team 2089
Robin... just Robin (because we're all getting sick of Batman all the time)
Hockey Mask Maniac in the American Civil War


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Post by: Venomx73 on June 29, 2012, 05:53:06 PM
Matango 2: Return to Mushroom Land. :twirl:


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Post by: Pacman000 on June 29, 2012, 07:12:07 PM
Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo 2: The Mall
Where's Waldo 3: In School
Where's Waldo 4: IN SPACE
Where's Waldo 5: In Da Hood
That might actually be fun....


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Post by: Pacman000 on June 29, 2012, 07:17:30 PM
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Block Party Massacre

A formerly blighted neighborhood holds a block party.  Unfortunately, the gang which used to control said neighborhood decides to reclaim their territory during said party.  Luckily, a former police officer has moved into the neighborhood.  Can he save the day all by himself?  Think Dirty Harry meets Die hard, shot outside on location in some city where it's cheap to do so!


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Post by: JaseSF on June 29, 2012, 07:58:52 PM
Pierre Trudeau's Clone and RCMP Zombies vs. The Grey Alien Nazi Invasion
Prince Charles vs. Evil Clowns
Abraham Lincoln: Space Explorer
Albert Einstein vs. The Anti-Matter Beings from the Fifth Dimension
Joan of Arc vs. The Demonic Horde


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Post by: El Misfit on June 30, 2012, 12:47:30 PM
Thomas Jefferson: Zombie Killer
FrankenCat
I Married a Beach Ball from Wal-Mart
The Graduation Party Non-Massacre Massacre


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 30, 2012, 03:58:19 PM
Riding the waves of all those other movies that put sharks in places that there should not be sharks (Sand Shark, Snow Shark, Swamp Shark, etc etc)  we now have a movie about a killer shark that goes from swimming pool to swimming pool.  Yes, coming soon is the movie POOL SHARK  

... and now when Sci-fi inevitable makes this, they'll owe me money.  


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Post by: Rev. Powell on June 30, 2012, 04:47:36 PM
I mixed two popular current trends to come up with

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: THE SHARK-HUNTING YEARS


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Post by: Psycho Circus on July 01, 2012, 04:58:45 AM
Blaws (Blaxploitation remake of Jaws)


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Post by: Pilgermann on July 01, 2012, 02:41:11 PM
The Earth Splits In Two
Dick Year: A Love Story
Kindergarten Yakuza
Deep South Gravy Beast


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Post by: lester1/2jr on July 06, 2012, 05:39:48 PM
Silent Night, Dudley Night: The Diff'rent Strokes Murders


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Post by: Psycho Circus on July 08, 2012, 07:16:47 AM
Killer Bus: Curse Of The Greyhound


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Post by: Pilgermann on July 09, 2012, 12:12:20 AM
The Wayward Hussy
Alone in the Landfill
Dirty Fangs: Coprophagic Vampire


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Post by: grickobl on July 09, 2012, 08:52:48 AM
Invasion of the Toenail Biters
Night of the Mirrors
Houndzilla vs. Mega-Mailman


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Post by: Venomx73 on July 09, 2012, 12:10:58 PM
The Three Stooges Meet Yellowbeard.

Abbott and Costello Meet Mighty Joe Young.


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Post by: JaseSF on July 09, 2012, 06:48:53 PM
The Clones of Bruce Lee vs. Zombie Bruce Lee
El Hijo del Santo vs. Frankenstein's Daughter
The Year Christmas Never Ended: The Easter Bunny's Worst Nightmare
Book of Evil: The Words Written by Our Alien Overlords
Monster From the Year 2899


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Post by: El Misfit on July 10, 2012, 10:01:15 AM
I Was A Teenage Bedwetter
Honey, We're Out Of Honey
The Epic Race That Fails At Everything
The Zombie Housewives (and I'm Going Straight to Hell!)
Hell: The Movie


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Post by: zombie no.one on July 11, 2012, 01:34:33 PM
Chess Club Massacre
Chess Club Massacre II: Judgment Knight
Chess Club Massacre III: Hardcore Pawn
Chess Club Massacre IV: Bashing The Bishop


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Post by: Rev. Powell on July 12, 2012, 11:05:00 AM
THE SHOE QUEEN OF BLOOD ISLAND


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Post by: lester1/2jr on July 16, 2012, 05:48:39 PM
Shirt Tales from the Crypt


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Post by: El Misfit on July 16, 2012, 06:16:20 PM
Attack of the Polar Bears
When good guys Snaps


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Post by: Rev. Powell on July 17, 2012, 10:20:16 AM
"The Subject-Verb Agreement Massacre"
"Grammar Nazi Girls"


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Post by: Psycho Circus on July 17, 2012, 01:46:18 PM
Demonic Toys vs Sharktopus


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Post by: JaseSF on July 17, 2012, 02:15:40 PM
The League of Luchadors vs. The Evil Nazi Alien Conspiracy
Flying Megapiranha vs. The Werewolves
Splatter: Ceiling Fan Killer
Teenage Kung Fu Vampires
The Abominable Snowman Meets Frankenstein


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Post by: Psycho Circus on July 18, 2012, 04:23:18 AM
BOOOM!!: The explosion movie


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Post by: El Misfit on July 19, 2012, 11:44:19 PM
The Butter Knife Massacre
The Butter Knife Massacre 2: The Rusty Spoon's Revenge


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 22, 2012, 04:46:27 PM
An American Werewolf in Tijuana


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Post by: El Misfit on July 23, 2012, 10:27:41 AM
I was a Japanese Werevampire
JKF: Killer X
The Never Ending Story Final Conclusion
The Driver is a Dog.


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Post by: zombie no.one on July 23, 2012, 10:58:56 AM
OctoFerret vs MegaStoat


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Post by: lester1/2jr on July 23, 2012, 05:24:48 PM
They Saved Hitler's Mother's Placenta


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Post by: Psycho Circus on July 23, 2012, 07:31:35 PM
Massive Luminous Sphere Of Plasma: Prolonged Conflict


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Post by: lester1/2jr on July 23, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
I was never a Japanese Werevampire


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Post by: The Fake Macoy on July 24, 2012, 09:23:51 PM
IT! The Drunken Monster from Beyond Time
El Santo vs. Pumaman


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Post by: El Misfit on July 25, 2012, 12:36:04 AM
Weasels Ripped my Jeans!

!!!!!!!!!!!! The Movie

The Overly Complicated Movie Title That Takes Too Much Space, But you'll See It Anyway Because You Have Nothing Better To Do In Your Life And Want To Waste Money On Stuff That Could Be Bad For You.


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Post by: Rev. Powell on August 02, 2012, 06:30:13 PM
LESBIAN OTHELLO
BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES
LESBIAN OTHELLO VS. THE BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES


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Post by: Psycho Circus on August 03, 2012, 05:37:40 AM
Prepare For The Rise Of Robo-Stalin


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Post by: lester1/2jr on August 04, 2012, 07:49:52 AM
Ancient Motorcyle-Riding Wombat


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Post by: Psycho Circus on August 04, 2012, 07:03:18 PM
Right-Wing Chick-Fil-A Killer


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Post by: Rev. Powell on August 05, 2012, 08:59:01 AM
IRANIAN SPACE MONKEYS (documentary).


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Post by: Psycho Circus on August 05, 2012, 10:31:14 AM
Angry Birds......oh wait  :bluesad:


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 05, 2012, 11:17:53 AM
Angry Birds......oh wait  :bluesad:
Followed by the inevitable Asylum version ...

Furious Feathered Fiends!

Wait.  No.  That's probably too good of a title for Asylum. 
Maybe Furious Birds.


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Post by: Psycho Circus on August 05, 2012, 11:20:30 AM
Angry Birds......oh wait  :bluesad:
Followed by the inevitable Asylum version ...

Furious Feathered Fiends!

Wait.  No.  That's probably too good of a title for Asylum. 
Maybe Furious Birds.

Raging Robins? Deadly Doves?


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 05, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Angry Birds......oh wait  :bluesad:
Followed by the inevitable Asylum version ...

Furious Feathered Fiends!

Wait.  No.  That's probably too good of a title for Asylum. 
Maybe Furious Birds.

Raging Robins? Deadly Doves?
Irate Avians! 


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Post by: Pilgermann on August 06, 2012, 12:14:05 AM
Rocket Jet Donkey Lazer Force
The Man with the Cyborg Eyeball
Roundhouse Kick Express
Thong Chicks in the Spook House
LSD Rampage
Fat Camp Killing Spree 2: Deprivation


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Post by: Psycho Circus on August 06, 2012, 03:59:47 AM
Carribean Cloud Base

Who Killed Mike Fartz?


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Post by: lester1/2jr on August 07, 2012, 07:49:50 AM
Movie Title Massacre


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Post by: Psycho Circus on August 07, 2012, 12:15:40 PM
U.S. Catman In Morrocan Power Tussle


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Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 07, 2012, 01:24:00 PM
Super Mario Brothers II: Fear the Fungus


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Post by: Rev. Powell on August 15, 2012, 01:33:05 PM
BABYSITTERS WITH IMPLANTS


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Post by: El Misfit on August 15, 2012, 08:50:15 PM
Ninja Bunnies From Hell
The Ninja Bunny Massacre
I Can Believe It's Not Butter
The [blank] Massacre


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Post by: zombie no.one on August 23, 2012, 12:24:31 AM
Hairdresser Cop


U.S. Catman In Morrocan Power Tussle
lol could almost be a headline off the Day Today


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Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 23, 2012, 07:40:56 AM
Killer Mutant Chainsaw Bunnies From Beyond

(tag line: "They're not cute...they're not cuddly... and they want your SOUL!"


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Post by: lester1/2jr on August 23, 2012, 08:53:51 PM
asian babysitter massacre


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 23, 2012, 11:06:07 PM
Help!  I'm a chihuahua!
Cannibal Country Cook-off
Nymphomaniac Zombies in Heat
A Ninja in Camelot
Dracula for President!
Nine Brides for the Phantom of the Opera
Godzilla vs the Kraken
Werewolf for Hire


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Post by: El Misfit on August 24, 2012, 08:00:09 AM
The Cannibal Massacre
Stop! Or My Zombie Will Shoot!
The Everything In The World Massacre


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Post by: Pilgermann on August 24, 2012, 10:57:41 AM
The Astronaut with Two Heads
Slime Baby
El Dia de los Monos (Day of the Monkeys)
Bram Stoker's Vampires of Atlantis
Lusty Hatchet Babes


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Post by: JaseSF on August 24, 2012, 06:37:11 PM
Super Ninja Babies
Super Ninja Babies II: Beware the Cry of Doom
Super Ninja Babies III: A Babysitter's Nightmare
Super Ninja Babies Meet the Baby Geniuses
Super Ninja Babies vs. The Monsters Under the Bed
Super Ninja Babies vs. Evil Clowns


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Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 24, 2012, 06:52:47 PM
Commando Cop
Kung-Fu Cowboy
Commando Cop meets the Kung-Fu Cowboy
Journey to the 83rd Century
The Dinosaur of West Moreland Avenue
Shoot them Savage Injuns
The Return of John Wilkes Booth
Bikini Eating Zombies from Mars
Revenge of the Bad Movie Monster!


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Post by: Pilgermann on August 25, 2012, 01:33:46 AM
P.B.S. - Public Broadcasting Slasher
Fat Camp Killing Spree 3: Famished
Mr. Jaw-Jacker
The Neighbor Has Seen Too Much
Fetus Pimp With a Jet Pack


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Post by: zombie no.one on August 25, 2012, 11:05:23 AM
Telepathic Dung Beetles from Nibiru


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Post by: Pacman000 on August 25, 2012, 08:20:01 PM
Quote
Housewarming Party Massacre

A young couple moves into, what appears to be, a nice neighborhood.  To get to know the neighbors they throw a housewarming party.  They then discover the importance of the phrase "appears to be."  (Their nice neighbors harbor a secret, a cannibalistic secret.)


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Post by: Pilgermann on August 26, 2012, 08:59:27 PM
Dreadful Peach Farmer
Flamingo Nightmare
Case of the Teddy Ruxpin Exorcism
Uncle Blood Drinker


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Post by: El Misfit on August 26, 2012, 10:20:54 PM
Ninja Pianos Massacre.
A Dull Movie
The Abomination of Skunks.


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Post by: Rev. Powell on August 29, 2012, 12:05:36 PM
TEEN ZOMBIE ORGY
DR. NUDENSTEIN


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Post by: retrorussell on August 29, 2012, 05:43:38 PM
HUMANOIDS FROM THE DERP
I'm gonna rape your women!  DERP!  Hyuh hyuh hyuh!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9InoroTGfMI/TZFzAeJ06SI/AAAAAAAAACY/ZbuxPE79Ofw/s1600/160px_derb_sp.jpg)


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Post by: zombie no.one on August 29, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
Cauliflower Ears IV: The Hearing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on August 30, 2012, 12:59:56 PM
The Scalding Water Murders
Scientist Dog
Dune Buggy Derby on Earthquake Island


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on August 30, 2012, 03:28:47 PM
Furry Fanged Freaks and Fiends
The Bad Movie That's Truly Bad
Sea Monsters vs. Land Monsters
The Enormous Cat Who Ate the World
Godzilla vs. The End of the World


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: voltron on August 30, 2012, 07:44:32 PM
Attack Of The Undead Baybysitters
The Poopening
Tonight I'll Anally Rape Your Mother While Pouring Sugar In Your Gastank
I Told You Not To Do That


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: molokai cargo on August 30, 2012, 08:49:12 PM
OK, have not read entire thread, anyone say.    Frank-Enstien.   A misunderstood creature that is both Homicidal and Intelligent!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on August 31, 2012, 01:10:49 AM
Bilbo Baggins in New York
Pauly Shore Presents: Tomes of Terror Vol. 1
The Beast With Oily Flesh
Vampire Witches of Atlantis
A Girl Called Slot-Machine
Hound Dog Bill and Skunk Ass Sally


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on August 31, 2012, 12:16:41 PM
Zombie Teletubbies.
The Dead Refrigerator.
The Alligator Planet.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 01, 2012, 05:14:08 PM
The Cud, The Ba'aad, and the Ewe-gly

(a sheep western)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 02, 2012, 12:47:53 PM
The Go GO Girls vs the Nazis who are being shot


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 08, 2012, 11:55:25 AM
vinnie jones is... THE HERMAPHRODITE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 08, 2012, 06:47:25 PM
Quote
Cauliflower Ears IV: The Hearing

starring the fighters of the UFC


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on September 22, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
A documentary of a poo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 25, 2012, 06:06:21 PM
Four Divorces and an Annulment


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 25, 2012, 08:52:25 PM
The Night Aliens Kidnapped Halloween!
Dead Man's Treasure:  The Curse of Pirate Mutilated-Face
There's a Ghost in the Outhouse
Sherlock Holmes and the Legend of the Loch Ness Monster
Murder Before Dying


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 27, 2012, 11:41:17 AM
FEAR DOT EDU
THE ABOMINABLE DR. PUBES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on September 27, 2012, 01:34:44 PM
BOOOM!!: The explosion movie
Directed by Michael Bay


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 27, 2012, 06:11:23 PM
STRIPPERS VS. CLOWNS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on September 30, 2012, 01:29:31 AM
Guns, b***hes , Bottles, and Brawls.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 01, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Insanium- the new chemical

Butt: the Movie
Bob Saget Presents: A trailer park massacre of the deers.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 02, 2012, 01:32:50 AM
Spelling Bee Massacar


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 02, 2012, 03:11:55 PM
zombie- I like it


Elizabeth Warren She Wolf of the SS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 04, 2012, 03:46:50 PM
Confessions of a Teenage Necrophiliac
Piranha-bear
Once Bitten Twice Damned
Miami Mutilator
The Man Who Stole England
El Mask-O vs the Seven Deadly Brides of Sin
Pumpkin Smasher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 08, 2012, 07:46:06 AM
Mad Randy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 08, 2012, 07:57:19 AM
A documentary of a poo


Hey! That's my biopic's title!!  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 08, 2012, 07:58:26 AM
THE NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 13, 2012, 07:47:55 PM
Calligula goes to College
Dracula goes to War
Mars vs Hitler
Sgt. Kabukiman goes somewhere cheap!
Full Moon Pictures Presents:  Even MORE Puppets that Kill People!
Tea Time of the Living Dead
How to Murder Your Children for Fun and Profit
Kangaroo Smith and the Secret of Ghengis Khan's Gold


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on October 14, 2012, 02:05:52 AM
Voodoo School Bus
The Man with the Giant Forehead Vein
City Mouse Slaughter
Uncharted Tennessee
Transgender Scarecrow
World War II Cats: Purrl Harbor
Telepathic Hillbillies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 15, 2012, 01:24:17 AM
I am surprised that no one bust me on NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY: this is actually a real movie's title.  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 16, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Druid Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 16, 2012, 08:29:52 PM
I am surprised that no one bust me on NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY: this is actually a real movie's title.  :wink:
Tsk, I karma'd you for that one as well... Play properly or not at all  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on October 17, 2012, 12:04:50 AM
The Nutty Undresser
My Little Brother the Devil Worshipper
Space Poop 3099
Breast Fed Brain Eaters
Bumper Joust


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 17, 2012, 04:02:13 AM
I am surprised that no one bust me on NIGHT OF THE FOLLOWING DAY: this is actually a real movie's title.  :wink:
Tsk, I karma'd you for that one as well... Play properly or not at all  :bouncegiggle:

Oops, my bad.  :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 18, 2012, 10:48:43 PM
 :wink:


Egyptian Gigolo
Egyptian Gigolo 2: He Sphinx He's All That


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 21, 2012, 09:42:37 PM
MR. Rogers Portrait Of A serial Killer
Beware Of Captain Kangaroo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 21, 2012, 10:16:14 PM
Igor's Experiment He's Working On (it's gross)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 22, 2012, 01:56:49 PM
Beware the Mildly Annoying Beast!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 24, 2012, 02:06:43 AM
Hell Up In Sesame Street you can only push a Muppet so far before he breaks bad.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 25, 2012, 06:39:21 AM
Fast Times At Bath Salt High


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 26, 2012, 07:53:16 AM
I Know What You Did For a Klondike Bar.
I Know What You Did For a Klondike Bar and You Are Gross.
The Angels of Rapping.
The Raping Trees.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on November 01, 2012, 02:30:12 AM
DR. Pickens's House Of Hot Babes Who Are Up For Anything.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 06, 2012, 11:42:39 PM
The Wet Banana
Attack of the Killer Cake.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 07, 2012, 07:21:46 AM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Massacre!

The Wet Banana
Why am I thinking surreal Asian porno here? lol


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 07, 2012, 06:50:53 PM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Massacre!

The Wet Banana

Why am I thinking surreal Asian porno here? lol

It's based off a slide :bouncegiggle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL2hYF2a2aY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 08, 2012, 01:22:24 PM
Surely this has been thought of before but

WHITE TRASH ZOMBIE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 08, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
What ya sayin bout me dewd? Oh..  :bouncegiggle:

There appears to be a book called that though.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 11, 2012, 11:59:17 AM
A Good Man in Hell

...And the Oscar Goes to Bobo the Chimp

Diary of an Unemployed Clown

Brutal Fist Tournament Part 9:  Blood Kick

Bring Me the Head of Hobo Joe

Hell's Banana Daiquiri

Kung-Fu Rednecks

The Detective Wore Panties

South Street Ninja


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 12, 2012, 04:31:32 PM
The Patron of the Opera


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Torgo on November 12, 2012, 06:29:17 PM
Kung Fu Zombies Smack Armageddon 3000: The Musical.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on November 14, 2012, 04:56:10 PM
From the makers of Blacula and Blackenstein: The Invisiblack Man.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on November 14, 2012, 11:30:36 PM
The Most Generic Horror Movie Title of the 21st Century

Attack of the Killer Tuna Crab Bats.

The; the title porno.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on November 15, 2012, 10:14:09 AM
From the makers of Blacula and Blackenstein: The Invisiblack Man.

If AIP was still around, you could work for them.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on November 15, 2012, 11:33:22 AM
Boogers Everywhere: Boogers...they're everywhere


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 15, 2012, 05:19:57 PM
Ahh!  Get them Off me!

Scream like a Child

The President's Brain has Been Eaten

The Frankenstein Apocalypse

Space Experts


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 17, 2012, 08:50:38 AM
Mentos: The Deathmaker


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 17, 2012, 09:11:43 PM
From the makers of Blacula and Blackenstein: The Invisiblack Man.

We need black-themed modern horror!


PARANORMAL BLACKTIVITY
THE BLACK WITCH PROJECT
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID BLACK SUMMER
THE BLACK WOMAN IN BLACK


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on November 18, 2012, 12:37:49 AM
Chainsaw Wielding Strippers VS The Machinegun Toting Hookers.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Fishasaurus on November 24, 2012, 08:43:29 PM
Attack of the Killer Tuna Crab Bats.

I would so totally pay good money to see this!

How about RHINOCROC vs. DINODOG?  Starring Casper Van Dien!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 25, 2012, 09:47:29 AM
Guitar Store Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 28, 2012, 04:41:55 PM
Flarby, the Connecticut Mannequin


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 04, 2012, 07:32:13 PM
The Slow Porno
Killer Dolls From the Attic
No One Will Survive This.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 05, 2012, 09:11:04 AM
LIBERTINE FREAK ORGY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 09, 2012, 06:40:41 AM
The Dirty Toxic Swamp With An Extremely Evil & Nasty Monster In It That Eats People Part IV: It's Back Again, Again 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 09, 2012, 07:12:32 PM
Attack of the Killer Dolls From Planet M That Will Eat Your Soul and Poo Out Many Gremlins That Kills Potatoes From The Inside Out And Mutates Bananas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on December 10, 2012, 02:20:39 PM
Kaiser Wilhelm Reincarnated as Soulja Boy Tellem


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 10, 2012, 02:59:58 PM
I think we need a few movies to get us in the Holiday mood....



Christmas Cop
The Canadian Boxing Day Massacre
Santa Clause is Gunning you Down
Santa Clause vs Dracula
A Ninja Christmas
Santa Clause Goes to Hell
Elfs in Love
Frosty the Hitman
New Year's Eve ... and Adam
The Great Reindeer Race!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 10, 2012, 04:52:43 PM
Christmas Cop


lol, whaddaya know... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2349661/


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 11, 2012, 01:31:51 AM
Huh?  Imagine that. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 11, 2012, 09:16:17 AM
Then how about CHRISTMAS COP 2: THE HO-HO-HOLDUP?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: rizo on December 12, 2012, 07:44:54 AM
The "Fun"eral
(You can't spell manslaughter without laughter)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: iwasateenagewerewolf on December 25, 2012, 08:15:19 AM
"THE COMMUNIST KILLER".

Torture show with a shadowy killer who takes revenge on corporative bastards and all kinds of tycoons by slicing their throats with a sickle and hoe in a "Death Wish" style... He may drive around in his Trabant/Lada, capturing the rotten capitalists and make them clean toilets in a Chinese takeaway. He would record this humiliation of theirs, hence making people not to buy products that these SOAB's has built their fortune on, leaving them only with taxes and without profit.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 25, 2012, 12:15:43 PM
List of Cannibals


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 25, 2012, 06:49:35 PM
Terror of Mini-Godzilla
Day of the Living Dead Mimes
One Crazy Schizophrenic Christmas Family Holiday
The Ever Expanding Christmas Stocking That Threatened the World
Cars That Wanted to Become Airplanes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 27, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
El Burrito Loco
Attack of the 50'1'' woman
I will Rustle Your Jimmies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 28, 2012, 12:39:27 PM
Godzilla vs. the Disco Godfather.

The not-quite-evil but really bad tempered dead.

Attack of the giant cheese logs.

Cats in the Kettle.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 03, 2013, 12:39:44 PM
CITIZEN KANE, ZOMBIE
WHITE TRASH OF THE LIVING DEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 03, 2013, 08:31:53 PM
Grand Canyon Orgy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 04, 2013, 10:07:44 AM
Mutant Aardvarks On Jet-Skis IV: Revenge Of The Aqua-Ants


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 04, 2013, 05:03:03 PM
Grand Theft Moose
The Killer Kangaroos
The Vegan Zombies
Mutant Rabbits On Snowboards V: Revenge of the Mutant Aardvarks on Jet skis

WHITE TRASH OF THE LIVING DEAD

Oi, I TAKE OFFENSE TO DAT!!!! :hatred: :tongueout: :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 11, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
BAPTISTS IN THONGS
THE HEARTWARMING MASSACRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 12, 2013, 10:38:11 AM
Warlord of War


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 12, 2013, 01:03:44 PM
S**t Happens in L.A.
The Hot Dog Massacre
To Live and Die in N.Y.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 12, 2013, 01:42:22 PM
Les Narines Sans Visage (Nostrils Without a Face)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 12, 2013, 03:09:41 PM
Necro Booty


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 13, 2013, 06:22:21 PM
Necro Booty

or the Asylum rip-off version: 'Festering Butts'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: A_Dubya on January 20, 2013, 12:53:51 AM
Transsexual Chainsaw Mutants


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 20, 2013, 01:59:22 AM
Attack of the Transgender Ostriches.
The Therapist Rapist Sloth
Attack of the Killer Bananas from Mount Sundae.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on January 20, 2013, 02:17:01 AM
Man Made B*tch or Attack of the Robot Dog Prostitute
The Bologna Fields
Stench of the Damned


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 20, 2013, 09:34:38 AM
the Jetsons meet the Texas Chainsaw Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 20, 2013, 02:24:51 PM
DOOMED FLOOZIES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 20, 2013, 10:55:02 PM
The Room is Full of S**t.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 21, 2013, 10:09:16 AM
WARLOCK DEATH MATCH


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on January 21, 2013, 10:49:28 AM
THE WITCH KEY VERUS THE WAR LOCK :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 21, 2013, 01:13:20 PM
THE WITCH KEY VERUS THE WAR LOCK :teddyr:

Now, now Indy, you can't post a battle in Skyrim as a title of a film. :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout: Jk



The Wicked Itch of the West.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 21, 2013, 08:17:02 PM
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti DANGER!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 24, 2013, 09:03:39 AM
Slaynta Claus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 24, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
The Misfit of Mars
A Really Interesting Movie Title
Google: The movie.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 25, 2013, 09:52:57 PM
The Great Khali's Story In His Own Words
The Abominably Smelly Hillbilly Miners
The Statue That Killed!
The Werewoman vs. The Vampire Mummy!
It, The Thing That Crawled From Beyond


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on January 25, 2013, 10:29:38 PM
Manos 3: The Search for Torgo's Wife
The Space Sloth
A Very Lame Comedy That It Will Win A Razzie Award

So You Think That You Can Feel It?
U, A Dmb Movie Made W/ Abbr.
Can IT Get Any worse?
Kill Dildo, the Killer Sex Toy
See This s**t So That We  Can Make Millions Off Of Your Pathetic Money.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 26, 2013, 01:53:02 AM
I Was A Teenage Twentysomething

Dust Mite Massacre

Big-Boned Red Riding Hood: A PC Updated Fairytale


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 15, 2013, 06:12:45 PM
LESBIAN OTHELLO
BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES
LESBIAN OTHELLO VS. THE BATH-SALTS ZOMBIES


Looks like I've got some suing to do.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61fQTncs0ML._SY300_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00A3TFI5U/


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 15, 2013, 06:49:09 PM
ENTER THE HONEY BADGER
EROTIC ZOMBIE ACADEMY
AMISH ASSASSIN
CHEERLEADERS ON SPEED
THE FRUITY YAZKUZA
TRANNYVANIA
VAMPIRES OF VAUDEVILLE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 15, 2013, 08:46:42 PM
Hitleria


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 15, 2013, 09:50:17 PM
Pro-Wrestling Federation of the Living Dead

Help!  I'm Suddenly Hitler!

Ed Wood:  Transvestite Werewolf Hunter

HellEater

Lazer Puncher (Tagline:  In space there's no such thing as an "underground" fighting tournament.) 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 17, 2013, 02:19:06 AM
(on a Giallo tip)

Deathly Groan Of The Poison-Leafed Egg Plant

Bloody Secret Of The Cactus With A Thousand Spikes

Your Soiled Panties Are A Gateway To My Erotic Nightmare




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 17, 2013, 01:22:38 PM
Attack of the Tentacle Banana Monster

Attack of the Anti-Erotic People

When Zombie Cows Attack!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Bushma on February 17, 2013, 05:10:13 PM
Spring Break: Revenge of the Co-Eds


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on February 20, 2013, 08:41:20 PM
WWE Films Presents:

The WWE Superstars vs. Werewolves, Vampires, and Zombies
The Marine 4: Shakedown in India (Starring the Great Khali)
No Holds Barred 2: Revenge of Zeus
See No Evil 2: Jacob Goodnight's Hug of Death
The Marine 5: War in Brooklyn (Starring The Brooklyn Brawler)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 22, 2013, 07:27:41 PM
Fair-Use Films Present:  Harry Potter: The Unofficial Documentary

Fair-Use Films Present:  Pokemon: The Unofficial Documentary

Fair-Use Films Present:  Star Wars: The Unofficial Documentary

Fair-Use Films Present:  Star Trek: The Unofficial Documentary

Fair-Use Films Present:  Disney: The Unofficial Documentary

Edutainment Productions (Formerly Fair-Use Films) Present:  Copyright Laws: What NOT to do!

Edutainment Productions (Formerly Fair-Use Films) Present: Your Friend Chapter 11


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 24, 2013, 04:36:27 PM
This isn't my own invention, it's a search term that showed up in my server logs. Still, I'd love to see

NAKED BARBARELLA VS. KING KONG

Too bad Dino de Laurentiis dies before he could greenlight the script.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 28, 2013, 06:40:21 AM
maybe he was a budding director searching to make sure it hadn't already been made (hope so)

in the same vein, how about

NAKED CHINA O'BRIEN vs MANIAC COP

NAKED CHARLIE'S ANGELS vs GODZILLA

NAKED FREDDY KRUGER vs CRITTERS

hmm ran out of ideas pretty quick there


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on February 28, 2013, 12:15:49 PM
Horrors of Naked Zombie Beach


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 28, 2013, 12:33:52 PM
Horrors of Naked Zombie Beach

seeing me naked would be a horror indeed !


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on March 03, 2013, 03:34:50 PM
MGM presents:

Troll IV: Harry Potter Jr. Vs. the Troll

Actually, I think they could do this.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092115/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 09, 2013, 09:29:15 AM
Blood Test Terror


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 16, 2013, 01:43:39 PM
ROBOT WITH NO PANTIES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on March 21, 2013, 01:53:28 AM
Hitler: The Alien

The History Channel's first (admitted) foray into alternate-history, proudly unfounded by in-depth research. Followed by several others of the type.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on March 21, 2013, 10:52:25 AM
The Blop!
The Blop 2: The Clones!
The Blop 3: Attack from Planet Banana!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 21, 2013, 11:25:24 AM
Watergate the Musical

Ben Franklin:  Leprechaun Slayer

Oh No!  It's Another "_____ Movie" Movie!

Satan's Pizza Delivery Boy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 03, 2013, 09:39:08 AM
A Romanian Film

Tagline: SICKER than A Serbian Film.

Blurb on the DVD cover: "A gory suspense thriller in the vein of Se7en"

An Asylum production, shot like so many of their movies, in Romania. A loose biopic, the film follows a detective tracking "real-life serial killer" and husband to Elizabeth Bathory, Vlad "Jack the Ripper" Dracula (the two are presented as the same person), as he goes along the country killing prostitutes.

Texas 3D

The next all-new sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre shortens the title to an even more digestible chunk for modern audiences.

3D

The next all-new sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre...

Citizen Kong (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Citizen_Kong)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 03, 2013, 08:52:10 PM
Don't Go In The Swamp


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 04, 2013, 08:02:45 AM
Don't Go In The Swamp

I know man, that's where the gators are. :tongueout:


Dead or Deader
Big Mutha Bus

When Dirt Attacks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 04, 2013, 06:55:19 PM
Hamster Island


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pizdatrica on April 06, 2013, 08:09:46 AM
Friday the 13th, part XXVIII: Battle on Olympus (Not even Zeus can kill him)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 08, 2013, 10:42:39 PM
Bendy Lou (western)

Comin' In Hot!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 09, 2013, 07:19:11 AM
Attack on Mirror Lake.

The Legit Movie Title.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 09, 2013, 09:59:12 AM
That Woman Who Played 'Hooks' In The Police Academy Movies: Vampire Hunter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 09, 2013, 09:26:10 PM
THREE BAD BLONDES
BATH-SALTS BLONDES
BIKINI HABERDASHERY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BalloonInTheBalloon on April 10, 2013, 04:47:47 AM
Zombie Housewives on Steroids


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BalloonInTheBalloon on April 10, 2013, 04:49:35 AM
Werewolf Nunchucks Master

Penetrator vs Analiens


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 10, 2013, 09:12:14 AM
My Date is a Zombie

Killer Potato Spiders

Honey, I Ate All of the Seaweed.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Eye-gor Frankensteen on April 10, 2013, 03:38:43 PM
Attack of the Mutant Zombie Fetus--Mother's Beware!






Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 10, 2013, 04:32:51 PM
MANIACAL BIKINI RAMPAGE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 12, 2013, 12:54:48 PM
Huck Finn in the Year 3000
Minimum Wage Hitman
Save the Last Bullet for God


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Eye-gor Frankensteen on April 12, 2013, 10:58:11 PM
Huck Finn in the Year 3000
Minimum Wage Hitman
Save the Last Bullet for God

In all honesty its not God I fear, it's some (not all) of his followers *shiver*


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pizdatrica on April 13, 2013, 07:02:06 AM
Kingdom of the Living Dead (zombie apocalypse in the middle ages  :teddyr: )


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 13, 2013, 08:08:26 AM
Reports of Clandestine Anomolies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 13, 2013, 10:06:44 AM
Reports of Clandestine Anomolies
reminds me of the 'politically correct movie titles' thread  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BalloonInTheBalloon on April 15, 2013, 03:03:25 AM

Minimum Wage Hitman

In all honesty its not God I fear, it's some (not all) of his followers *shiver*

Minimum Wage Hitman

LOL!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 16, 2013, 07:42:41 AM
The Day Bear Traps Multiplied

Attack of the End of the Film: Apocalypse 2013

6 Wore Yeti Suits, One Came Home

Open your Eyes, it's a Disguise Surprise, Guys!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 16, 2013, 08:12:04 AM
.THE LIVING DEAD TAKE A s**t ON YOUR FACE
.I f**k YOUR DEAD MOTHER
.I EAT YOUR GUTS AND SPIT OUT YOUR s**t
.I LOVE YOUR DEAD SISTER
.IM GOING TO HELL AND YOUR GOING WITH ME
.FRANKENSTEINS BLOODY VIRGIN SEX ORGY
.DRACULA DRINKS VAMPIRELLA
.NAZI VAMPIRES AT MARDI GRA
.I EAT s**t FOR FUN
.THE FRIED CHICKEN MASSACRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 16, 2013, 01:08:39 PM
.THE LIVING DEAD TAKE A s**t ON YOUR FACE
.I f**k YOUR DEAD MOTHER
.I EAT YOUR GUTS AND SPIT OUT YOUR s**t
.I LOVE YOUR DEAD SISTER
.IM GOING TO HELL AND YOUR GOING WITH ME
.FRANKENSTEINS BLOODY VIRGIN SEX ORGY
.DRACULA DRINKS VAMPIRELLA
.NAZI VAMPIRES AT MARDI GRA
.I EAT s**t FOR FUN
.THE FRIED CHICKEN MASSACRE
that would make a nice box set. fun for all the family  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 16, 2013, 02:03:32 PM
.YOUR LIVER IS MY LUNCH
.KILLER MUTANTS VS NUNS WITH GUNS
.PLEASE KILL ME-I'M DEAD
.FRANKENSTIENS DAUGHTER AND DRACULA AT THE OK CORRAL
.BLACKENSTEIN MEETS BLACULA (I would really like to see that!)
.THE BRAIN THAT WOULDNT SHUT THE f**k UP


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 16, 2013, 03:22:49 PM
The Bowery Boys vs. Barrio Boyz


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 16, 2013, 04:04:54 PM
.YOUR LIVER IS MY LUNCH
.KILLER MUTANTS VS NUNS WITH GUNS
.PLEASE KILL ME-I'M DEAD
.FRANKENSTIENS DAUGHTER AND DRACULA AT THE OK CORRAL
.BLACKENSTEIN MEETS BLACULA (I would really like to see that!)
.THE BRAIN THAT WOULDNT SHUT THE f**k UP

Rc, now's the time I wish you didn't have your karma disabled.  :bouncegiggle:

I'd pay to see BLACKENSTEIN MEETS BLACULA too.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 16, 2013, 05:29:10 PM
FASTER AND MORE FURIOUSER
EVEN FASTER AND FURIOUSER THAN BEFORE
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY + 1


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 16, 2013, 05:45:52 PM
Megashark vs. Megashark vs. Megashark: Three Megashark Moon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 16, 2013, 05:56:43 PM
FASTER AND MORE FURIOUSER
EVEN FASTER AND FURIOUSER THAN BEFORE
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY + 1

Prostitute problems?  :wink:

The Unicorn Invasion Of Paris.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 16, 2013, 09:14:16 PM
Nazi Nudists in Space
Deathsh*t
So sick of zombies...
The Sasquatchpocalypse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 17, 2013, 02:50:12 PM
FASTER AND MORE FURIOUSER
EVEN FASTER AND FURIOUSER THAN BEFORE
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY
FAST AND FURIOUS INFINITY + 1
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
SO FAST AND FURIOUS IT LEAVEVES YOUR DICK IN THE DIRT


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on April 17, 2013, 05:11:01 PM
New member here. This is a rather childish one I've had on my mind since I was 12. I think my friend came up with it.

Atomic Butt Monkeys from Outer Space

That's all I can think of right now.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 18, 2013, 01:38:58 PM
MOON ZOMBIES FROM HELL


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 18, 2013, 03:23:46 PM
New member here. This is a rather childish one I've had on my mind since I was 12. I think my friend came up with it.

Atomic Butt Monkeys from Outer Space

I can picture Troma making that. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BalloonInTheBalloon on April 19, 2013, 05:47:43 AM
The giant thing with the giant thing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 21, 2013, 03:36:47 PM
The Bloodiest Spoon Battle of Mars.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on April 22, 2013, 02:42:22 PM
Alien Robot Massacre 2000

I did actually make a movie using that title with Lionhead Studio's The Movies a while back. You can see it here if you're curious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ21LLiBv_E


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 23, 2013, 05:05:55 PM
^ cool... bit light on dialogue though, lol


Curse Of The Magic Knife (aka 'Stab-racadabra')

Killer Hairdressers From Neptune

The Sponge That Absorbed Chicago


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 23, 2013, 09:53:10 PM
Petting Zoo Massacre

Bowling for Blood


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on April 23, 2013, 10:58:50 PM
.YOUR ASS SMELLS LIKE s**t AND MY NOSE IS THE KEY
.DIE MY SWEET KITTY CAT
.THE HIDEOUS DR.DICKSNACKER
.MY ASS-YOUR FACE-SHOOT!  (:question:)
.THE WILD GUNS OF THE NUNS OF NAVORONE
,LOVE LIFE OF A SWEDISH RHINO
.GOD FORGIVES-SATAN DOES TOO
.I EAT YOUR GUTS-I PUKE YOUR CHITLINS
.NAZI VIRGIN GOAT f**kERS FROM HELL


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on April 24, 2013, 03:54:30 AM
.NAZI VIRGIN GOAT f**kERS FROM HELL
Incredible :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 26, 2013, 10:03:09 AM
Lukewarm Night of the Red-Tailed Hyena's Twin Porcelain Daggers: a Giallo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on April 26, 2013, 04:22:41 PM
Title of our latest crapfest:

Invaders from Inifinty + Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Fake Macoy on April 26, 2013, 04:39:46 PM
Double-Agent Lobster Strikes Again
The Infomercial Bad Boys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on April 26, 2013, 06:26:24 PM
Chainsaw Midget Pornstars from Hell!

AND ON THE SAME BILL!

Rise of the Mutant Rednecks!

ALONG WITH BONUS SHOCK HIT!

Zombie Strip Club Massacre 3000!

THREE BLOODCURLING BLOCKBUSTERS TO SATISFY YOUR BLOODLUST, ALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

Okay, I believe I'm a bit overexcited here.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 26, 2013, 08:09:35 PM
Zombie Strippers From Minnesota.
I Married A Teenaged Slime From Saturn

Nazi Banana Wheel Of Death 123456789987654321


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 27, 2013, 05:51:00 AM
Anthony The Anteating Antelope From Antarctica

Anthony The Anteating Antelope From Antarctica 2: ANTS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 27, 2013, 06:46:48 PM
The Kid with the Neck Brace

Chopping Mall 2: Crates and Barrels of Bodies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 27, 2013, 11:09:04 PM
The Monster that Challenged the Mentally Challenged 2: Challenge Accepted


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 28, 2013, 12:20:41 AM
Romeo and Juliet Go to Hell

Zombie Rapists

Dr. Cop (tagline:  he's got a P.H.D. in .N.Y.P.D.)

Voodoo Hunters

Kung-Fu N**gers

Robo Janitor

Vampire Safari


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BalloonInTheBalloon on April 29, 2013, 06:37:36 AM
Bedwetter - the musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on April 29, 2013, 07:20:42 AM
The Zombie Unicorn Attack!
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 2: London is Dead!
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 3: Atlantis is Gone!
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 4: Pluto Has Been Destroyed
The Zombie Unicorn Attack 5: Unicorns vs. Dracula


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on April 29, 2013, 02:41:03 PM
I'd love to see some of these turned into real movies. "Zombie Strippers From Minnesota" sounds like an instant classic.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on May 02, 2013, 12:34:04 AM
I'd love to see some of these turned into real movies. "Zombie Strippers From Minnesota" sounds like an instant classic.
One day GST, the studios will have no choice.

----

Teenage Whomping Willow vs. The 50 Foot Doppelganger!

World War 5: The Incantation War
"World War 4 was fought with sticks and stones. Now, words WILL hurt you."

Madea Goes to Hell: The Final Reunion


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 02, 2013, 10:24:38 PM
BITTEN BY A FETUS
DON'T KILL A KILLER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 03, 2013, 07:41:30 AM
Steven Segal stars in.... Fatal Fatality


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 03, 2013, 01:17:20 PM
The Robotic Were Vampire Zombie Unicorn.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on May 03, 2013, 01:46:07 PM
Allan Quatermain and the Nipple of Destiny.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 04, 2013, 09:00:05 AM
Brunch Massacre 2: Zombie Brunch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 04, 2013, 06:34:30 PM
Hitman Hitler (note this was actually some kid on twitter screen name years ago)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 16, 2013, 10:51:22 AM
BIG BOOB MARTYRS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 16, 2013, 01:37:26 PM
It came from the Laundry! 

Niece of Dracula!

Santos on the Titanic

A Connecticut Yankee in Feudal Japan

The Interweb Killer:  The 'net Generation in Horror

The Craze of Dr. Mutilation



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 17, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Egyptian Mystery
Egyptian Mystery 2: Bizarre Love Pyramid
Egyptian Mystery 3: Sphinx For The Mummyries



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 19, 2013, 10:50:28 PM
Naked Slasher

The Penguin that Ruined the World

Lefty McHunkle and the Cosmic Princess

Door to Door Vampire

I want to Kill Everything

Sex Slaves of Wall Street

Highschool Swimteam Massacre

Space Monkeys go to Japan

FiFi:  the Poodle that played Professional Football

Superhero on a budget

The Day Monica checked out of the Morgue

The Deranged Doctor Decay


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: 316zombie on May 21, 2013, 08:30:09 PM
TOEJAM TERROR FROM THE DARK!
ZOMBIE BUNNY APOCALYPSE
POSSUMS FROM HELL!
*okay,that one's from real life*


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 23, 2013, 04:26:13 PM
Billy the Kid meets Jack the Ripper

Fido:  President of the United States

The Paris Chainsaw Massacre



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 23, 2013, 05:46:28 PM
The Threequel
The Threequel 2



The Paris Chainsaw Massacre



here? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas  :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 23, 2013, 06:44:59 PM
The Threequel
The Threequel 2



The Paris Chainsaw Massacre



here? [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas [/url] :smile:

Cute. 

Nah.  I was thinking France. 

Actually, I was thinking they'd have a few exterior shots in France and film the rest of the movie somewhere cheap.   :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 23, 2013, 07:34:05 PM
Cruel Black Intentions

Stem Cell Mama


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 24, 2013, 01:09:49 PM
Daughter of the Pogo Stick Werewolf

Ninja Tax Accountant

Flipper must Die! 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Vaporman87 on May 24, 2013, 02:20:48 PM
Middle to Late Afternoon of the Living Dead.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2013, 02:22:05 PM
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Vaporman87 on May 24, 2013, 02:37:13 PM
Alien Labor Unions Strike Back!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 24, 2013, 04:50:11 PM
The Revenge of the Blood Thirsty Banana Vampire Clowns.

Robotic Apples vs. a Trashcan.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Vaporman87 on May 24, 2013, 08:31:33 PM
Four Score and Seven Heads


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 25, 2013, 06:31:20 AM
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1

lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2013, 09:17:49 AM
THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1

lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 25, 2013, 09:32:52 AM
RAGS TO RAGS.

THE DEADLY SPORK.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SPONGES.

TWO HEADS, THREE ARMS AND AN EGO.

CREAM CHEESE OR DIE!

THE MAGIC DUMPSTER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on May 25, 2013, 01:50:29 PM
Don't Watch This Movie!
Weather Girl vs. Storm of the Century
Zombie Ballroom Showcase
Luna, The Living Laser Star
The Inhuman Mutants vs. The Voodoo Human Dolls


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 25, 2013, 02:46:05 PM

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2013, 04:42:11 PM

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?
now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!

Chainsaw midget has short legs so you may be able to outrun him... dang this is going to be an exciting movie!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Vaporman87 on May 27, 2013, 08:16:09 PM
Bad Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on May 28, 2013, 03:01:46 AM
Bloody Teeth Anger Robot
Drooling Behemoth
Dogbot and Cyberhawk's Alpine Adventure
Martian Rollerbladers
Hijacked Space Shuttle
My Summer with Satan



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2013, 05:06:15 PM
EXCUSE ME FOR DYING

And, in the category of bad movie titles I wish I'd invented, but someone beat me to it:

AXE GIANT: THE WRATH OF PAUL BUNYAN

Perhaps I should come up with something like

POISON FRUIT: A BLOODBATH BY JOHNNY APPLESEED


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 31, 2013, 12:21:26 PM
Attack of the Killer Pumpkins

War of the Falling Stones

FAM- f**king Awful Movie

Rage Against the Trees

Revenge of Zombie #1


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: spongekryst on June 01, 2013, 10:53:51 PM
Sphinktor: Wrath of the Gooch Witch
Nacho Ninjas
 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on June 02, 2013, 03:42:24 AM
VIRGIN WHORE OF THE MUMMY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Vaporman87 on June 03, 2013, 06:34:30 PM
Filth Flinging Zombies vs. The Pedestrians


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Andrew on June 04, 2013, 06:17:55 AM
Cannibal Redneck Potluck
Atomic Woodchuck
Big Fat Pig Beast
Man-Eating Mummies From Mars
Sadodentism




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2013, 06:22:14 AM
Cannibal Redneck Potluck  :thumbup:
Atomic Woodchuck :buggedout:
Big Fat Pig Beast  :bouncegiggle:
Man-Eating Mummies From Mars  :thumbup:
Sadodentism :buggedout:

I would pay good money to see all of these.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on June 04, 2013, 02:51:11 PM
The Drunken Zombie Unicorns From Neptune

Zombie Prince Charming.

The Robotic Cannibal


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 04, 2013, 07:33:18 PM
Comptrollerz


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on June 04, 2013, 07:54:57 PM
Phalanges! Fingers of Fate!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 05, 2013, 11:42:56 AM
Dial M for Mummy

Ghost of Dracula's Daughter

Slumber Party at Castle Dracula

Kung-Fu Rapists



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 06, 2013, 12:21:43 PM
SWINGING DENTAL HYGIENISTS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 07, 2013, 05:30:33 PM
SNAKE BITE, CHEESWIZ AND YOU.

LOVE AND THE SINGLE MUTANT.

THE COLOR MAUVE WITH A LIGHTER SHADE OF BLUE.

TOENAILS FROM HELL!

THE DREADED KITTY CAT.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 10, 2013, 11:55:26 PM
Zombie Shark

Vampire Bear

Were Wolf-Python

Really Big Gorilla with a Chainsaw


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 11, 2013, 08:25:13 AM
The thing vs. the creature.

Generic ninjas vs. special ninjas.

Something normal this way comes.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Vaporman87 on June 11, 2013, 08:58:16 AM

Generic ninjas vs. special ninjas.

Go Generic Ninjas!

Anyway...

These titles are inspired by Asylum and The Fast & The Furious franchise:

- The Quick & The Quarrelsome
- The Rushed & The Really Mad
- The Speedy & The Sore
- The Swift & The Savage
- The Rapid & The Rabid
- The Able to Move, Operate, Function, or Take Effect in a Short Time & The Violently Passionate, Intensely Angry, or Enraged


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 15, 2013, 01:56:47 PM
Frankenstein on the Planet of the Apes

The Amazing Adventures of Leftover Man

How The Easter Bunny Saved Christmas

Samurai Murder in New Tokyo

Nice Girls Don't Kill




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 16, 2013, 08:53:06 PM
Again, not my own invention, but a search term that brought someone to my website:

NAKED NYMPHO LESBIAN SEX SLAVES ON ACID


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on June 18, 2013, 04:23:46 PM
The Nitty-Gritty Behind the Itty Bitty Titty Committee part 3: S**tty Titty Pity in the City


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 18, 2013, 10:52:34 PM
The Nitty-Gritty Behind the Itty Bitty Titty Committee part 3: S**tty Titty Pity in the City
:teddyr:  How witty. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 20, 2013, 05:52:53 PM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on June 21, 2013, 08:09:31 PM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM Part 2




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 22, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
Vindaloo Massacre
Vindaloo Massacre II: Spice'N'Dice
Vindaloo Massacre III: Bad Korma


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 22, 2013, 03:42:50 PM
Zodiac Battles (Star Wars Asylum rip off)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 22, 2013, 04:56:34 PM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM
THE NEXT TO LAST EXOTICISM, PART 2: THE LAST EXORCISM Part 2




The Next to Last Exoticism, Part 2: The Positivively, Absolutely Last Exorcism and We Really, Really Mean It This Time Part 2.5


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 23, 2013, 02:32:44 PM
 Amoeba Cop


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Terminal on June 24, 2013, 04:29:17 PM
The Rubber Maniac from Soho


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 24, 2013, 05:07:47 PM
AX COP VS. DRILLER KILLER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 26, 2013, 08:06:04 AM
Is Pepsi Okay...For Murder?


Wonder Slunch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 29, 2013, 10:37:28 AM
STONERS VS. DRUNKS
THE SO-CALLED DEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on June 29, 2013, 11:28:36 AM
The Steel chair Massacre

Death from the Left and Right!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on June 29, 2013, 03:56:30 PM
A Fistfight for Dollars.
Two Fist-Fulls of Dollars.
A Fist Filled with Dollars.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on June 29, 2013, 07:31:05 PM
Yet Another Fast-Moving Zombie Movie
Deepwater Doom, From the Depths of Delaware
Spies vs. Aliens vs. Robots vs. Ninjas vs. Monsters
The Sprouts of Death!
Santa Claus vs. Godzilla


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 29, 2013, 09:55:57 PM
Zombie Track Stars
Remake:  the Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on June 30, 2013, 12:59:23 AM
Fear Among the Cornstalks
Rad Dad
Scuzzin Cuzzin
Poon-bot
The Automatic Dream Bleeder
A Penny for Your Thighs
Vacation Mystery of Swamp Ghost
R4z0R R4g3 P4r7 2: Sh4v3d 2 D347H  


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 04, 2013, 01:41:23 PM
KUNG FU REDNECKS
DRILLER-KILLING FOR FUN AND PROFIT


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 07, 2013, 07:51:55 AM
Vodka-nado


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 08, 2013, 07:17:11 AM
The Squealing
The Squealing 2: Your Sister Is A Were-Hog


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 08, 2013, 09:46:21 PM
Ghetto Ninja:  Path of the Benjamins

The Man Who Kunged all the Fu

Nerds vs Geeks: the Massacre





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Puma81 on July 09, 2013, 01:30:39 AM
It Came From Over There!

Doctor Blood Will See You Now

The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

It Came From Over There, Again!

Don't Fall Asleep On The Train Tracks

One In The Chamber, Of Commerce

Shark In The Park 2

For The Last Time, It Came From Over There!




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Green on July 10, 2013, 09:11:01 AM
The Burning Itch
Door into A Room
She's out of The Kitchen 3
Mexican Ice
The Ovarian Conspiracy
Le Stinky Pinky
We Ski on The Rocks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 10, 2013, 05:53:04 PM
YO MAMA: The directors cut.
NOT QUITE FATAL INSTINCT, BUT STILL REALLY BAD.
PLANES, TRAINS AND TRANSFORMERS.
TREVOR'S UNDIES PART 2!
BADMOVIES.ORG the musical!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Puma81 on July 10, 2013, 06:09:25 PM
YO MAMA: The directors cut.
NOT QUITE FATAL INSTINCT, BUT STILL REALLY BAD.
PLANES, TRAINS AND TRANSFORMERS.
TREVOR'S UNDIES PART 2!
BADMOVIES.ORG the musical!

HAHAHAAAA!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 10, 2013, 07:57:54 PM
Porn Commenter Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Puma81 on July 10, 2013, 10:58:50 PM
ORGY FIGHT!

just imagine it...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 18, 2013, 05:51:18 PM
CONFESSIONS OF A ZOMBIE PORN STAR


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 18, 2013, 09:28:27 PM
ORGY FIGHT!

just imagine it...
I read that as ORGY FIST. Now I have bad thoughts in my head. :tongueout:


Attack of the Flatlined Dinosaurs


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 19, 2013, 07:59:25 AM
I don't know what you did last summer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 19, 2013, 08:23:15 AM
I know what you did last summer and I don't give a S#$!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 19, 2013, 12:21:41 PM
First there was Snow Beast... Then came Sun Creature...

...and now get ready for BRIEF PASSING SHOWER ANIMAL


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on July 19, 2013, 01:01:23 PM
On a similar note, if HALLOWEEN and BLACK CHRISTMAS scared you, get ready for a never-ending RAIN of TERROR in ST. SWITHUN'S DAY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on July 19, 2013, 08:16:56 PM
Rain Creature.
Rain Creature 2: Attack of the Raping Squids.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: akiratubo on July 19, 2013, 08:54:11 PM
Sackface vs. The Loader


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 20, 2013, 08:31:14 AM
AL PACKER'S CAFE.
SUPERWATERBUFFALO.
THEY HANGED THE RIGHT MAN.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER KILLERS.
THE TRIAL OF WILLIAM LOADLIFTER.
THE FORKLIFT KILLER.
DEAD BEFORE ARRIVAL.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Puma81 on July 20, 2013, 11:45:09 AM

THEY HANGED THE RIGHT MAN.
THE FORKLIFT KILLER.


I love these two. I Loled.
A forklift killer movie would be hilarious.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on July 20, 2013, 11:58:00 AM
Fast & Furious: Crotchrockets in Texas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on July 20, 2013, 12:05:25 PM
Shindler's List 3D


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 20, 2013, 02:33:30 PM
The Large Mouthed Bass Massacre
The large Mouthed Bass Massacre 2:  prepare to get fished!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on July 21, 2013, 11:01:04 AM
Memoirs of a Blow Up Geisha
Albino Shark Attack
Snooki vs. The Moon Men

and...

The Summer School Math Class Massacres of Branson, Missouri.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on July 22, 2013, 12:04:05 AM
Anglo the Talking Saxophone
p**sbucket High School
The Ice Cream Anti-social
High Speed Death Driver
Mucus Witch
Knife Puppet
Howling Demons of the Quicksand Planet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 22, 2013, 08:30:28 AM
Waterpark Pirahnas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 22, 2013, 01:01:32 PM
 ZOMBIE CARNIVAL CRUISE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 05, 2013, 03:32:56 PM
ALICE GOES THROUGH A HOOKING CLASS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 07, 2013, 08:47:33 AM
ANGILIS,THE PRETTY DAM VINCABLE.

REVENGE OF THE SECOND BANANAS.

PRIDE OF THE HUMBLE.

KING IF THE QUEENS.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Francesco Dellamorte on August 07, 2013, 12:51:04 PM
Testicular Genocide

The Crack House on the Left


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on August 13, 2013, 09:55:10 AM
Gangster Goose
Gangster Goose 2: The Squirrel Mafia
Gangster Goose 3: The Death of Mary the Sheep Herder


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 13, 2013, 01:00:11 PM
MACHINE GUN PASTRAMI.

SHEEP MAY SAFELY CRAZE.

HAMBONE FELDSTEIN.

THE WRATH OF GORGONZOLA.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 15, 2013, 05:05:34 PM
Cannibal Sluts

Rubber Suited Monster Zombies

Irving Poindexter:  Secret Agent

Crocodile Monster

Crocodile Monster vs another slightly larger Crocodile Monster

Frankenstein on Acid

Santos vs los Robo policνa


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2013, 01:59:49 PM
HONKY WITH A SHOTGUN
BADASS BLUNDERBUSS BABES
HIPSTER IN A BLENDER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on August 18, 2013, 02:07:10 PM
Abbott and Costello Meet The Munsters

Gamera Vs Rodan

MechaGodzilla Vs Destoroyah


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 19, 2013, 07:59:37 AM
Royal Canadian Mounties vs Ninja

The Sock that Ate France

Top Secret Garbage Men

Gorilla with a Tank



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Francesco Dellamorte on August 19, 2013, 03:25:55 PM
Ghoul House Rock

Attack of the Flying s**tballs

Earnest Goes To Hell

Tales About Slack Jawed Yokels, Subhuman Filth, and All-Around Losers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 20, 2013, 12:36:01 PM
AL SINS IN WONDERLAND


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Francesco Dellamorte on August 20, 2013, 09:05:59 PM
Pukes Of Hazard


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 21, 2013, 04:24:40 PM
Sharknado 2: Tornado


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 21, 2013, 04:39:52 PM
HIPSTERS VS. JUGGALOS
STDS (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DEMONS)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on August 21, 2013, 07:52:37 PM
Tyler Perry's Big Movie
Madea Learns Kung Fu From A Black Guy Who Lives In The Dumpster Behind The Library
National Lampoon's American Pie Band Camp Van Wilder Vacation
Uwe Boll's Good Movie
Birdemic 3: Hummingbird Horror
Death Guy & Mr. Kill Meet Bill Cosby


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on August 27, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
HIPSTERS VS. JUGGALOS
Now that I would love to see.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on August 28, 2013, 12:33:49 AM
I Married a Sandwich
Shark Ho
Shark Ho 2:  Chum Dumpster
Beelzebubblebath
City Cop Drug Fighters Mission


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 28, 2013, 12:48:33 PM
DINGLEBERRYS, WHISKEY AND YOU.

DOGPATCH CATS.

KILL ME WITH TOILET PAPER.

THE WOODEN SHOE MURDERS.

TALES OF THE BLIND SNIPER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 29, 2013, 01:44:50 PM
TOPLESS DAYDREAMS, BOTTOMLESS NIGHTMARES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on August 29, 2013, 05:59:41 PM

Shark Ho 2:  Chum Dumpster

haha! contender for my favourite so far... :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on August 31, 2013, 07:12:38 PM
Koncession Killer
In a small town theater, the psychopathic concession stand clerk murders anyone who comes out alone during the movie for snacks.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 02, 2013, 11:47:04 AM
MONSTER WITH BAD MANNERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on September 02, 2013, 11:48:51 AM
MONSTER WITH BAD MANNERS

you just described Little Monsters (1989) :twirl:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 03, 2013, 04:29:25 PM
Kill all the Jerks

The Great Potato Sack Race of '62

Ninja Clowns from Hell

Moby Dick 2:  Dicker



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on September 03, 2013, 05:25:59 PM
Titanic 3: Zombified!
The Day After the Day the World Ended
Circus From Hell: Werewolf Clowns!
Striptease 2: Cougars in Charge
The Brain Suckers From Beyond the 25th Dimension


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on September 04, 2013, 08:10:59 AM
QUEEN ELIZIBETH: WEREWOLF SLAYER.

MR. ED AND THE CZARINA.

KILL ME WITH FABRIC SOFTNER.

DEAD AND NOT LOVING IT.





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 05, 2013, 09:58:58 AM
NIGHT OF THE TWERKING DEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 06, 2013, 12:25:55 PM
Genie Cop

The Bloodthirsty Unicorn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 10, 2013, 01:07:31 PM
Pizza Parlour Chainsaw Massacre
Pizza Parlour Chainsaw Massacre II: Choppy Giuseppe
Pizza Parlour Chainsaw Massacre III: Dough Or Die


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 10, 2013, 07:03:04 PM
My dream last night was a bad movie called "Isthmus" figure that our Freud. It took place at a local Lake that was made up like a tropical military enclosure of some sort. I went to local tropical bars and I think saw other bad movies and may have like attended the movie I was in? I can't remember, isthmus look for it.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on September 11, 2013, 04:59:49 PM
THE THING WITH THE BAD HAIRCUT.

ARBOR DAY, BLOODY ARBOR DAY.

CHURCH GRANNY GRUDGE MATCH.

BEAST WITH A MILLION TOENAILS.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S A$$.

THE FLEA, THE THE FLY AND THE REAL ESTATE AGENT.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on September 13, 2013, 08:56:41 PM
Yo Mamma! The Movie

The Rosie O' Donnell Love Making Hour

Cum Stains On Colorful Retro Rugs


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 17, 2013, 03:28:16 PM
The Remakes Revenge!

Nazi Porn Troopers

World War Dracula

Mexican Wrestlers Stole Hitler's Head!

Polka of the Living Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on September 17, 2013, 10:39:01 PM
Baby Mama Drama

Gary Coleman's Ghost vs That Kid From Webster

The Juggalo Diaries

The Flinstones 3: The Party is CromagnOFF, But it will CromagnON again


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 19, 2013, 11:51:38 AM
A HAUNTING IN HACKENSACK
HITLER ON ORGY MOUNTAIN
DREAMING OF NIGHTMARES
MILF MASSACRE
THE BACHELOR VAMPIRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 20, 2013, 11:17:27 AM

MILF MASSACRE
surprised there isn't a real movie with that name, although there is a song (https://myspace.com/afragilemusic/music/song/milf-massacre-unmixed-48238657) which appears to be death metal except with a casio keyboard instead of guitars. obviously


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 27, 2013, 04:47:36 PM
Werewolf with an Uzi
Nazi Truckstop
Dinosaur Zombies with Chainsaws
The Day the Earth Called in Sick
Mars needs Dental Hygienists
Heads you win, Tails we Murder
The Thing that Ate My Underwear
It came from the Slurpee Machine!!!
IRS Agents from Beyond Space
Robo-Witch
Sasquatch a Go-Go
Halloween on the Planet of the Apes





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 27, 2013, 04:54:38 PM
WEREWOLF MILFS
MILFS ON BATH SALTS

There should be a whole series of non-porno "Milf" bad movies, someone has dropped the pop-culture ball.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 27, 2013, 05:44:44 PM
Busty Stewardesses on Ninja Island

Revenge of the Ghost of of William Henry Harrison! ... Umm... he was the 9th President?  God, don't you people know anything?  See, this is exactly why he's getting his revenge on you people.  Seriously, read a history book sometime. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 27, 2013, 08:35:41 PM
Gorilla Bear vs Lobster Bear


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on October 01, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
THE ED GENE - When a group of scientists analyze the genetics of serial killer Ed Gein in order to create the perfect killing machine, they get more than they bargained for when the samples go airborne and infect a nearby populace, creating dozens of hybrid Ed Gein mutants who graft the skin of their victims on to the entire town.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 02, 2013, 05:27:33 PM
BETWEEN SATURDAY AND DOOMSDAY AT THE FAIR.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 02, 2013, 06:18:16 PM
Attack of the Killer Manatees.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 02, 2013, 06:39:43 PM
Attack of the Killer Manatees.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS26oLAoK8U

it just had to be...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 02, 2013, 06:58:23 PM
HUMAN FLOTSAM ON A RIVER OF SIN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 03, 2013, 08:10:37 AM
Attack of the Killer Manatees.


[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS26oLAoK8U[/url]

it just had to be...

Yeah, Methinks a fan made fake trailer, but eh, why not?

LATE SNACK OF THE ELDER GHODS.

WHERE SPARROWS DARE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on October 03, 2013, 01:20:40 PM
Fat Hillbilly Swamp Mutants from Hell!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 03, 2013, 03:35:33 PM
HUMAN FLOTSAM ON A RIVER OF SIN
not sure why but that sounds like a straight translation from some foreign (Japanese?)  original to me, lol


Yeah, Methinks a fan made fake trailer, but eh, why not?

yeah home made no doubt. dont' think there's really a flick of that

Fat Hillbilly Swamp Mutants from Hell!
I love that they're fat. not just your regular size  swamp mutants, no sir  


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 04, 2013, 07:49:56 AM
Cardinal Fang and the comfy chair.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 04, 2013, 02:31:55 PM
Whoopie Cushion Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on October 07, 2013, 06:47:09 AM
Whoopie Cushion Massacre
Now THAT I'd like to see. I completely forgot Whoopie Cushions even existed.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 07, 2013, 08:39:37 AM
Whoopie Cushion Massacre
Now THAT I'd like to see. I completely forgot Whoopie Cushions even existed.
WOOPIE CUSHION MASSACRE 2: The Second Seating. :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on October 12, 2013, 08:12:37 AM
You guys have no idea how much I'd pay to see some of these movies. Maybe I could make one of them into a fake trailer or real film using machinima tools.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 13, 2013, 02:01:45 PM
SIN FOR YOUR DINNER
WEREWOLF IN A WRESTLING RING


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 14, 2013, 12:58:03 PM
WEREWOLF IN A POODLE PARLOR.

KILLER DUCKS FROM SPACE.

LAND THAT TIME RESCEDUALD FOR NEXT THURSDAY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on October 16, 2013, 06:59:02 AM
Dr. Manifesto's Sex Dungeon of Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 16, 2013, 01:39:31 PM
Future Quantity Surveyor


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 17, 2013, 08:04:14 AM
Future Quantity Surveyor
Starring Ethel the Arrdvark? :smile:

DIAPERS OF DOOM.

DINGO'S KIDNEYS.

DEAD AND NOT SO KEEN ON IT.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 17, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
THE SEVEN AWESOME SINS
THE SCARY VAMPIRE
MY COUSIN WAS A BIGFOOT
SERIAL KILLER REUNION


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 20, 2013, 07:10:12 AM
A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Massacre Go Down

(a.k.a Candy Carnage)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 24, 2013, 04:43:31 PM
Penultimate Terror
Penultimate Terror II: Final Terror


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: voltron on October 24, 2013, 05:01:23 PM
Don't Open The Fridge
I Was A Teenage Mongoloid
The Horrible Doctor McGhee
The Fartening
The Fartening II: s**tstains Of Death (for Trevor)  :smile:
Don't Tell Mom I'm Dead
STD Wars
Zombie Hotel Hookers
Scream Til You Puke
Catholic Blood Orgy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 24, 2013, 09:13:50 PM
Godzilla vs Car Fox


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 25, 2013, 08:05:58 AM
GODZILLA 1954 VS. GODZILLA 1974

GORGONZOLA: CHEESE MONSTER FROM WISCONSIN.

GORGONZOLA 2: SPREAD THE DEATH.

GORGONZOLA VS. SUPER GOUDA.




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on November 12, 2013, 08:23:04 AM
Cabbage Patch Cannibals


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 12, 2013, 09:11:25 AM
CABBAGE PATCH ELVIS:THE ARCH HALL JR. STORY.

DEATH BY LONG UNDERWEAR.

SHE-RA VS. THE UNKNOWN CARE BEAR.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Javakoala on November 12, 2013, 09:18:57 AM
The Crawling Thong

Day Of The Chupa-Chihuahua

Long Day's Journey To Deadville

Night Of The Photocopier Clones

Rabid Koalas: A South African Horror Story For The Geographically Clueless (This one's for Trevor.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 12, 2013, 06:16:27 PM
What Hermaphrodites Want


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 18, 2013, 07:47:45 PM
Fatal Stab

Unidentified Flying UFO's From Planet Alien-World

CGI Massacre



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 18, 2013, 07:58:36 PM
Stacy's Mom has got ...The Glowing Arm


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2013, 06:31:26 AM
Rabid Koalas: A South African Horror Story For The Geographically Clueless (This one's for Trevor.)

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2013, 06:32:53 AM
What Hermaphrodites Want

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2013, 06:33:52 AM
The Fartening II: s**tstains Of Death (for Trevor)  :smile:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2013, 06:35:20 AM
Kill all the Jerks

The Great Potato Sack Race of '62

Ninja Clowns from Hell

Moby Dick 2:  Dicker



I would pay to see all of these.  :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2013, 06:37:45 AM
p**sbucket High School

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2013, 07:22:35 AM
HONKY WITH A SHOTGUN

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 19, 2013, 06:59:31 PM
The World, the Flesh and the Cheeseburger.

Where Eagles Crash.

A Politically Correct It's a wonderful life.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Javakoala on November 19, 2013, 07:48:29 PM
Women And Bloody--Ewww, Get It OFF Me!

Fatal Whiff: The Lampshade That Farted

Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues

The Budgie That Couldn't Be Put Down

Lump Under The Carpet: A Zombie Hamster Tale.

Bloody Roots Of The Eternal Dogwood Tree


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on November 20, 2013, 06:45:12 PM
Speed Demon Slaughterhouse Blues
Now THAT, is a good one. How about some more drug-related titles.

Night of the Living Cokeheads
Acid Trip from Hell
Mutant Methhead Massacre
Crackhouse of Doom
Attack of the Stoner Zombies
PCP 5000

I'm sure you can all come up with something more creative than these.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on November 20, 2013, 06:46:15 PM
Sorry to double post, but I now realise "Speed Demon" means someone who drives really fast, not someone who takes speed. My mistake.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 22, 2013, 10:56:16 AM
Well, it could mean both. I like the drug-themed tangent anyway  :thumbup:

Night of the Living Cokeheads
coincidentally there's a track by public enemy, 'Night Of The Living Baseheads' (which is another word for coke head)

hmm, how about...

Magic Mushroom Massacre!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 22, 2013, 12:05:08 PM
THE BEAST FROM 20.000 INCHES.

WORMWOOD AND THE MAN.

IT CAME.

WOMAN IN SEARCH OF A GYNOCOLOGIST.

THE MAN FROM SODDY DAISY TENNESSEE. (No,there really is a town by that name)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 22, 2013, 12:44:53 PM
(No,there really is a town by that name)

that would make a great tag-line, lol


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on November 22, 2013, 07:17:17 PM
Sins of the Scarlet Macaw Inn - Your standard jungle brothel sexploitation flick.

Northbound Hell - A group of young backpackers visiting Europe board a train, unaware that the most dangerous killer in [country] is being transported to a Super-Max Russian prison. Killer breaks loose and goes on a psycho's dream spree of violence aboard the train. Only a retired cop who long ago handled the killer's case stands between the innocent and... a-death!

Micheal Bay's Fraggles: Prepare to be Fragged - The Fraggles are a gritty underground resistance paramilitary force seeking to overthrown the tyranical Overlord Gregory "Pa" Gorg. Yer f'ed now!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 23, 2013, 07:03:43 PM
Don't Hold the Butler


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 25, 2013, 07:29:41 AM
AFLOAT!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 25, 2013, 09:45:42 AM
DROWNED IN A PORT-A-JOHN.

BLACK FLAG RAIDERS.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER GERBILS.

ATTACK OF THE HUMAN BEINGS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 26, 2013, 02:12:23 PM
All the Girls Love a Roman Centurion

How to be a Dinosaur in six easy lessons

A Bridge to Castle Hell

Horror of the Camel

Kung-Fu Tuesday


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: whatwasthatmovie on November 26, 2013, 05:45:42 PM
The phrase maker at http://watchout4snakes.com/ works well for this!

I like adjective - noun - verb - noun

"ascetic ninth asphyxiating cowhide"

"kindred breakfast exchanging enrollment"

They don't make much sense...but neither do many of the movies that are actually made that we watch. :P



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 26, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
SPHINX STRANGLER
SINGLE MOM VAMPIRE CLUB
SATAN GOT SERVED


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 26, 2013, 08:09:08 PM
The phrase maker at [url]http://watchout4snakes.com/[/url] works well for this!


IMPREGNATED RETARD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BalloonInTheBalloon on November 27, 2013, 11:16:48 AM
Vuvuzela monastery nightmare 2.

Taleban Cowboys.





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 27, 2013, 12:50:04 PM
LACTATING ZOMBIES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 27, 2013, 02:01:38 PM
HAIR DIE.

COLD CUTS, WARM HEART.

WHY DON'T YOU HATE ME?

TO LIVE AND DIE IN THE ETERNAL CITY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 28, 2013, 07:45:03 PM
Revenge of the Turkey.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on November 29, 2013, 01:03:51 AM
Marijuanted: Suspect with a Blunt Weapon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 29, 2013, 10:02:28 AM
THE SECRET SEX LIFE OF SOCRATES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Javakoala on November 29, 2013, 10:47:57 AM
Bongo Meets The Huffer

30 Seconds To Die...29...28....

Helen Keller And The Forgotten Toilet Brush: A Tragic Love Story.

Yer Mom's A Zombie! (And You Don't Look So Good Yourself!)

Visions Of Form And Function: Slaughterhouse Dreams


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 29, 2013, 04:27:29 PM
BRAINS FOR THE LOVE OF AMERICA.

JOCKSTRAPS FROM MARS.

FATHERS OF CALM.

JULIA CHILD:ZOMBIE SLAYER!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 30, 2013, 09:56:40 PM
Human Meringue Pie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 02, 2013, 06:39:15 PM
LESTER THE LACTATING CLOWN.

WHEN DINGOS GET THE VOTE.

KING KONG 2: KONG IN SLUMBERLAND.

COULD YOU SCREAM A LITTLE LOUDER?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 06, 2013, 12:54:26 PM
Mr. Wolf & the Rabbit with No Legs: Boundless Opportunity


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 06, 2013, 07:09:26 PM
MY DENTAL HYGIENIST IS A MUMMY
MONOCLE OF THE CYCLOPS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on December 06, 2013, 07:39:04 PM
Itallian s**t from the 70's and other trash
DICK DRIP GREEN AND RED-THIS NIGHT YOU WILL BE DEAD.
MY NUTS,YOUR CHIN
SHOOT,DJANGO! IF NOT-EJACULATE!
I EAT YOUR ASS WORM




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 07, 2013, 04:46:57 PM
Attack of the Tits That Lactates Flames.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 08, 2013, 12:00:49 PM
Zumba Fitness Party Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 09, 2013, 08:04:00 AM
The Loch Ness Cyborg

Curse of the Mummy's Head

Nobody Loves a Superhero

All I Kung for Christmas is Fu

Bigfoot vs George Washington

10 things to do in Seattle when You're the Hunchback of Notre Dame. 

Godzilla Just Totally F**Ks S**t Up Again

Elvis on Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 09, 2013, 06:54:59 PM
Sportula


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 23, 2013, 05:33:46 PM
Yuletide Massacre (aka Slay Belles)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on December 23, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
Chav Zombies of the North

If you're not familiar with the term "chav", you probably won't understand.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 06, 2014, 02:09:42 PM
Bikini Surf Robots

I was a Teenage Plesiosaurus

Chainsaw Shark



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 06, 2014, 05:40:05 PM
Punxsutawney Kill: The Groundhog Day Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 07, 2014, 09:27:11 AM
UNDEAD MACBETH.

TWO GENTLEMONSTERS OF VERONA.

12TH VICTIM.

A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS MASSACRE.

THE MERCHANT OF MENACE.

RICHARD III:THE QUICKENING.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2014, 09:46:55 AM
THE HORNY DEAD

KING LEER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 07, 2014, 09:33:00 PM
The Day the Clown Cried 2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: DeepBlueNothing on January 08, 2014, 01:46:29 AM
What about this: The Hollowheads Meet The Feebles In The Forbidden Zone Eating Raoul


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 13, 2014, 08:49:20 PM
The Electric Nun


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 14, 2014, 09:18:55 AM
THE KING OF UNDIES.

GRAND MASTER TREVOR.

RACING STRIPES FOREVER.

It's a trilogy.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 14, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
Merry Bathtub


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gst0395 on January 20, 2014, 12:10:59 PM
GRAND MASTER TREVOR.
Trevor is indeed a grandmaster.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 20, 2014, 03:33:12 PM
Hercules and the Hammer of Thor

It's a wonderful day for a Holocaust

Banjo Ninjas

Dracula goes Hawaiian

Yeti High

Santa and the Easter Bunny's off season road trip

Reenacting Scenes from other Movies' Trailers in Cheaper Costumes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on January 20, 2014, 06:20:22 PM
Rocky Meets Rambo

The Clones of Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris & Clowns

Spam: the Lunch Meat Movie

I, Evil Computer Mastermind

The Night of the Triffids

Night of the Triffids II: Arrival of the Lumberjacks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 21, 2014, 08:21:48 PM
Wyoming Toffee-Hammer Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 23, 2014, 01:32:41 PM
LET ME DIE A PERVERT
BULLET IN THE BUTTOCK


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Josso on January 23, 2014, 02:11:58 PM
Shark Missile


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on January 24, 2014, 08:30:14 AM
Underpants: The Final Thread  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 24, 2014, 09:38:58 AM

BULLET IN THE BUTTOCK

a.k.a 'Ammo In The Ass' 


...maybe not, sounds like a gay p0rn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 30, 2014, 01:57:26 PM
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMBAT.

MEGA WOMBAT VS. ULTRA WEASEL.

WOMBATMAN.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: alandhopewell on January 30, 2014, 04:52:43 PM
CYBER-CHINESE GIRLSCOUTS

(http://www.fcc-in.org/Resources/Pictures/troop%2042.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 30, 2014, 10:15:49 PM
Attack of the 50 foot Howler Monkey

Mars needs Prostitutes

L.A. Ninja Motorcycle Gangs in the Year 5000

Cannibal lawyers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on February 06, 2014, 12:29:54 PM
GYMKAKA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 06, 2014, 01:07:00 PM
Gymkayak


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 06, 2014, 02:11:10 PM
MISTER MASSACRE MEETS SIR SLAUGHTER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 08, 2014, 08:58:03 AM
Submerged To Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 10, 2014, 08:20:45 AM
Horror Bull: The Bull That Causes Horror


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 10, 2014, 11:11:25 AM
THE DECAPITATIONATER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 10, 2014, 12:27:31 PM
1, 2, Buckle My Shoe
1, 2, Buckle My Shoe 2 (aka 1, 2, Buckle My Shoes)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 10, 2014, 03:55:33 PM
"comic relief white rapper idiot"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 10, 2014, 09:39:50 PM
Crimson Cook's Fast Food fear Fest


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 11, 2014, 12:48:38 PM
Attack of the Angry Antelopes from Antarctica


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: alandhopewell on February 11, 2014, 02:57:59 PM
     THE SINISTER SHELDON COOPER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on February 12, 2014, 01:52:48 PM
THE SEXY LEONARD HOFFSTEDDER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 12, 2014, 04:22:29 PM
They Saved Hitler's Elbow!

Guns, Bombs, and Lederhosen

Vampire Kong

Return of the Karate Midgets

Chainsaw Cowboys

BloodSucking Hamsters

Vengeance of the Disgruntled Movie Reviewers

Friday the 13th:  Jason Goes to ComicCon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on February 14, 2014, 08:59:25 AM
Odinn and The Ninja Squirrels.  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on February 14, 2014, 01:50:02 PM
THE MAN EATING BRA.

TWILIGHT OF THE NOT SO OMNIPOTENT.

GARAGE BAND ENIMA.

IT CAME FROM SOUTHERN NORTH DAKOTA.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on February 15, 2014, 11:18:10 PM
I Died And Went To Branson


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: CalrissianFoxxSteele on February 15, 2014, 11:30:00 PM
The Wild Tales of Dr. Cheese and Mr. Crunch

Bob Dylan's Homicidal Motor Scooter

Harmonica Is A Cunnilingus Activity: A Prelude To Trumpet Players

Buttbird Goes To Washington

Fabio Vs. The Cyclone Warhead of Kingdom Cum

Skip Diddles and His Big Band

Moving Sidewalk Massacre

Rammstein vs The Acid Megaladon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on February 17, 2014, 09:31:17 AM
BLOOD THURSTY HOBBYHORSES FROM URAGUAY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on February 17, 2014, 11:15:24 AM
SUGAR RUSH: REVENGE OF THE COOKIE MONSTER ;)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Javakoala on February 17, 2014, 11:36:15 AM
Decapitation Row

Last Of The Red-Hot Cheez-Its

Race With The Lesser Of Two Evils

Roadtrip With My Clones

Attack Of The Alopecia Yeti

The Marinara Massacre

Flight Of The Fumble Fee; or, Lispmania!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JollyRott3n on February 21, 2014, 11:27:27 AM
Raffle Tickets to an Ass-Kicking


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on February 21, 2014, 01:45:52 PM
Manly Man Macrame.

The Peruvian Biker Chicks 2: Get Fluffy!

Waldo and the Nuclear Cattleprod.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 21, 2014, 02:29:27 PM
FOOT WORSHIPERS FROM VENUS
THE FURRY STRANGLER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 21, 2014, 10:29:56 PM
Dial X For X-ecution
Dial X For X-ecution II: Hang Up & Die Again
Dial X For X-ecution III: Sorry, Wrong Number


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 24, 2014, 08:11:32 PM
Zircons from the Moon

Toll Plaza Killer - A killer works in a toll plaza and kills random people who stop to pay their tolls. the police can't figure out who's doing it because they are really really stupid.

Alien Toll Plaza Invasion - either aliens who invade toll plazas and take tolls while they bide their time figuring out what to do or the aliens are the toll plazas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Robot Ears on February 27, 2014, 01:07:35 AM
Attack of the Wooden Spoon: Part 7


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 28, 2014, 11:17:43 AM
RoadKill's Revenge




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 28, 2014, 01:06:12 PM
MARIACHI GIGOLO
MARIACHI GIGOLO MEETS SENORITA SADISTA
MARIACHI GIGOLO IN AFRICA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: barnsiclese on March 01, 2014, 06:43:11 PM
Meow
The prequel to Roar (1981) (can't post urls..)
Either with kittens or baby tigers,lions,cheetahs,panthers etc from the original film.
Jesus christ my cat has just stunk the bloody room out.. I'm having nothing to do with the making of it if it's going to involve a load of cat s**t.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: BluEyeDevil on March 02, 2014, 08:37:22 AM
THE FLATULENT SEVEN featuring Robert Z'Dar as the AssFaced Stranger


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 03, 2014, 06:49:37 PM
THE CAT IN THE HAT AND THE DOG IN THE BLENDER.

THE FISH THAT SAVED PIORIA.

A NIGHT AT THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. (A.L.Webber meets the Marx Brothers!)

THE THING FROM ANOTHER ZIP CODE.

THE BEAST WITH A MILLION EUROS.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 04, 2014, 06:51:16 PM
Undead Dinosaurs From The Future

Froggy Went A-Massacre-ing

Ninja Fat Camp


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Derelict Coin-op on March 04, 2014, 07:47:26 PM
Lol, you guys have some pretty funny ones on here.



The Line at the Post Office II: Back in time

Fi-Fi Master of Pain (The Destruction of Kitty Condo)

Sonic Death At the Cricket Farm (Squeeky's Revenge)

Roboctopus III: Tacoyaki's Sushi Slaughter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on March 05, 2014, 06:44:39 AM
Die Hard 6: Die Already  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 05, 2014, 09:22:33 AM
KING KONG RETIRES.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING JELLO SHOTS.

USED CAR SALESMEN OF THE DEAD.

WAFFLE HO'S

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE REST OF YOUR UNDEATH?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on March 05, 2014, 12:33:46 PM
Mien Kraft: He'll take over the world one block at a time!

I'm sorry, this one just hit me like a mackeral. :drink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Newt on March 05, 2014, 01:20:00 PM
Mien Kraft: He'll take over the world one block at a time!


 :thumbup: Good one and guaranteed to be cheesy!

(http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/12/95/12955117.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 06, 2014, 09:38:12 AM
Funeral Home Cafeteria


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 16, 2014, 01:11:07 PM
HOW I MURDERED YOUR MOTHER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 19, 2014, 07:57:22 AM
I FRACTURE YOUR SPLEEN.

I DRINK YOUR BILE.

I NOOGIE YOU ALIVE.

MYSTERY OF THE UNKNOWN ENIGMA FROM CONUNDRUM LAND.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 20, 2014, 01:49:23 PM
DEAD CLOWN SOCIETY
TURKISH PAC-MAN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 25, 2014, 05:58:32 PM
Sarah Palin VS Gozdzilla AND Mothra (if it was just Godzilla it would be too short)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 25, 2014, 06:52:03 PM
CLOWN WITH A PITCHFORK


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 28, 2014, 10:08:42 PM
Dr. Wangus: Sex Doctor


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 29, 2014, 10:19:26 AM
Dentists from Hell

Nuke the World!

Vampires vs Aliens


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 09, 2014, 12:03:42 PM
KUNG FU CELLBLOCK
WEREWOLF IN A WOMEN'S PRISON
I GOT MY MARRIAGE TO A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE ANNULLED
HELP, MY MISTRESS IS A ZOMBIE!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 09, 2014, 05:17:24 PM
WHEN CHICKENS COLLIDE.

MAN EATING VEGANS FROM HELL.

SILENT BUTT DEADLY.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 10, 2014, 07:59:02 PM
The Unshakable Truth of the Inter-Dimensional Beings


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 10, 2014, 10:16:24 PM
The Frankenstein Wrestling Federation

A Spaceman, A Cop, and a Rodeo Clown ...

Creature from the Bride of the Lagoon

Ninja on the Titanic

No Misteaks were Made in the Production of this Movie



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on April 11, 2014, 11:53:47 AM
Titanic: A Space Opera
Renegade Children of the Elephant Men
Brain Munchers From the Mind
Super Vertigo Attack of Death
Hellcats vs. Biker Bimbos vs. The Black Ninjas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 12, 2014, 08:50:54 AM
The Crashing Bore

The Pointless Appointment

I Can't Get No Splattersfaction


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 12, 2014, 02:45:47 PM
Thunder God:  The Vengeance of Thor

Jessie James vs the Robot Mummy

Vampire Sasquatch

The Cars that Ate Cheerleaders

The Sattanic Rites of Elvis



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on April 13, 2014, 11:50:51 AM
Hi, all! New member here and thought I'd give this a try...


"Bra Breakers In A Haunted House"

"Kardashian Kaiju Massacre"

"Earth vs. Nathan Lane"



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 18, 2014, 10:16:26 AM
SEX LIFE OF THE INVISIBLE MAN
THE VELVETEEN HORROR
BORN WITHOUT A PENIS: THE STORY OF A WOMAN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 19, 2014, 08:35:03 AM
I Spit On Your Foot


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 19, 2014, 09:42:16 AM
THE DANCING PODIATRIST.

THE SPELUNKING PROCTOLOGIST.

THE STAREING OCCULIST.

THE LAUGHING UROLOGIST.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 24, 2014, 09:52:32 PM
Shark-Crab vs Squidagator

Aaardvark Apocalypse

The Fastest Spaghetti Spoon in the West

Mars Needs Hot Tubs

Vampire Moose

Assault of the 50 Foot Ninja!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 03, 2014, 06:00:53 PM
Skateboarding Venus Flytrap VS Alien Wasp


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 05, 2014, 08:29:27 AM
WEASEL COP.

SHERRIFF AARRDVARK.

SPECIAL AGENT CRYING LOON.

WILD BOAR - F.B.I.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 07, 2014, 08:42:05 AM
3/ 5


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 07, 2014, 05:36:38 PM
Attack of the zombie Pacifists.

Nibbled to death by teeth.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 08, 2014, 03:27:32 PM
MEET MR. MURDER
EITHER THESE CURTAINS GO OR I MURDER
MURDER ME IN ST. LOUIS
THE WEREMURDERER
THE VAGINA MURDERER (starring Drake)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 10, 2014, 08:36:52 PM
Groovy High


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on May 10, 2014, 08:54:21 PM
Godzilla vs Mecha-Slattern.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 12, 2014, 06:04:02 PM
Mildly Mental
Mildly Mental II: Vaguely Vexed
Mildly Mental III: Kinda Krazy
Mildly Mental IV: Pslightly Psycho


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 12, 2014, 07:59:29 PM
Dyscalculia
Dyscalculia 3: The Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Lyedecker on May 12, 2014, 08:54:32 PM
The Bipolar Vortex


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 13, 2014, 08:16:17 AM
The winter of our dispepsia.

The summer of serious like.

Springtime for You Know Who.

Legends of the Fallguy.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 13, 2014, 02:51:30 PM
Ancient Voodoo Curse Of The Invisible Belly Dancing Were-Ostrich People From Planet Flobbywobby


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 14, 2014, 08:24:43 AM
War of the megagigantichugesupermecha beast.

What happened to Sara Jane?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 22, 2014, 03:17:47 PM
BIKINI FILIBUSTER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on May 23, 2014, 12:13:05 AM
Sewer Sorcerer
Beveled Edge of Sanity
Pee Brain's First Adventure
Demon Nunchucks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 23, 2014, 08:37:11 AM
FLIBBITYJIBB.

THE LAST OF THE FIRST IN THE MIDDLE.

DOING IT T-SHIRT STYLE.

RAISING BRIDGE, LOWERING THE RIVER, LAUGHING AT FRANCE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 24, 2014, 10:00:25 PM
Ain't No party like a Donner Party


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on May 25, 2014, 09:37:38 AM
IGNORED AND LEFT BEHIND - the Asylum version of TAKEN. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 27, 2014, 08:39:37 AM
GREEN SHEEP.

AMBER SUNDAY.

PLAID ROSE OF CAIRO.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 05, 2014, 05:36:31 AM
We Wish You A Stabby Christmas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 05, 2014, 08:26:18 AM
FLESH EATING CARNIVOR ZOMBIES FROM REDUNDICA.

MING THE MERCILESS VS. GANDHI.

A SLOW DEATH BY IMMORTALITY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on June 06, 2014, 11:35:19 AM
Killer Ninja Clowns From the Cosmos

Jim Bob Jones vs. the Stink Monster

Silver Fox, Masked Hero vs. The Maniac Dwarfs

Earth vs. the Black Hole

Renegade Street Fighters of the Apocalypse



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 06, 2014, 06:41:35 PM
Two-Legged Humanoids From The Planet Earth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Void Mother on June 06, 2014, 07:04:57 PM
Dark Matter Vampires From Universe B.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 07, 2014, 09:30:33 AM
ROCK AND ROLL AVALANCHE PATROL.

GIANT SHRIMP FROM LILLIPUT.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Void Mother on June 07, 2014, 11:36:57 AM
Witch Orgy On Acid Mountain


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 09, 2014, 09:25:45 AM
THE THREE STOOGES VS. GIDORAH.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 11, 2014, 06:13:42 AM
Froggy Went A-Massacre-in'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2014, 07:27:01 AM
SISSY NINJA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 11, 2014, 05:31:59 PM
GAY ARRDVARKS FROM PIORIA.

 ALFRED PACKER'S WEDDING DAY.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 14, 2014, 06:01:17 AM
Rise Of The Yeast-Demon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on June 20, 2014, 08:34:37 PM
The Little Bastard.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 24, 2014, 09:37:04 AM
TAINTED WOMEN (can't believe there's not already a movie with this name!)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 24, 2014, 03:14:27 PM
Caligula the Eagle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 25, 2014, 07:56:51 AM
THE FLAT, THE WIDE AND THE SLOW MOVING.

THE KILLER STEAMROLLER.

REVENGE OF THE PACIFIST.

NEXT TUESDAY ON VULCAN.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 29, 2014, 06:46:10 PM
Monkey Martians

Project Specter Elimination

Redneck Werewolf vs Rockabilly Frankenstein

Steampunk Kong

Pelicans:  the Revenge

WaffleHouse Massacre



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Josso on July 02, 2014, 12:26:19 AM
Einstein Hitler


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 02, 2014, 08:06:52 AM
DAY OF THE JAPANESE GAME SHOWS.

NIGHT OF THE ITALIAN GAME SHOWS.

MID-AFTERNOON OF THE BRITISH GAMES SHOWS.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 02, 2014, 03:24:13 PM
Massachusetts Math-Class Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 07, 2014, 08:31:45 PM
^ that was me through most of public school

Glee vs Spuds Mackenzie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 08, 2014, 12:32:03 AM
Amelia Earhart vs Satan

The Peanut Butter Ninja

That Time Grandpa saved the world from Giant Monsters

Give This Movie An Oscar

Punched In the Dick!

The Book:  The Movie

Free Popcorn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 08, 2014, 08:34:22 AM
FLAT WORMS INVASION.

MY TEACHER IS A TEACHER.

TOILETS FROM MARS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 11, 2014, 06:34:25 PM
Coffee Grinder Massacre

tagline: They wanted decaffeinated...they got decapitated


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 23, 2014, 07:27:14 PM
Benji Get Throw In a Woodchipper


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 24, 2014, 12:38:12 PM
THE HAUNTED DIAPER.

HAUNTED DIAPER: THE SECOND LOAD.

HAUNTED DIAPER 3: S%!# STORM!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 28, 2014, 09:57:03 PM
Giant rats Eat Your Face


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on August 03, 2014, 11:24:26 AM
Honey Booboo Meets Frankenstein

Carrot Top's Jihad

Crack Hookers From Outer Space

Towing Company Of the Dead

Cheese Takes Over the Casinos

Ernest Goes To Hell

When Eddie Murphy Was Still Funny

Blood Of the Taxpayers

Freddy and Jason vs. Flavor Flav

War Of the Kardashians

The World According To Al Sharpton

Journey To the Cleavage Of Vergara

The Werewolf Of Cape Cod

The Giant Gastropod Invasion

Bikini Women Meet Gilbert Gottfried's Mummy

The Cold Lasagna Massacre

Cathouse Of Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on August 03, 2014, 02:58:53 PM
Freddy and Jason vs. Flavor Flav

cheeaah boyyyeee


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on August 03, 2014, 05:02:41 PM
Freddy and Jason vs. Flavor Flav

cheeaah boyyyeee

Exactly! :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on August 03, 2014, 05:26:01 PM
Never Say Credit Again

The Devil's Audit

O-Ring Blowout

Earth vs. Rosie O'Donnell

The NORAD Cult

Hannah Montana In A Womens' Prison

The Screaming Scrotum

The Screaming Scrotum Returns

Mystery Of the Flat Tire

Jack Link Meets Roadkill Jones

Deli of Blood





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 04, 2014, 08:20:16 AM
THE DIAPER CHANGERS 4:reloaded!

THE KILLER KOALAS.

WHY DID TREVOR CHANGE HIS UNDIES?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on August 04, 2014, 01:57:58 PM
Hell Is For Lawyers

Why Witches Really Rode Brooms

The Snow Cone Massacre

Lindsey Lohan is Pollyanna

Harold & Kumar Meet the Ghost Of Paul Lynde

Liberace's Revenge

The Meat Beaters

Dolphins vs the Atomic Canary

Steven Segal is El Chupacabra

Deadbeats of the Wild West

Josie Eats the p***ycats

Amish Skateboarders in the  Devil's Locker Room

Goatman Takes On the Jersey Shore

The Girl Who Came Too Early

Verne Troyer Conquers the Big Assed Beauty

House Of Cat p**s

Captain Blueballs and His Amazing Journey To the Phillipines



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 04, 2014, 05:09:45 PM
THE BOUNCING DEAD.

WORKING IN THE GARDEN OF MILD ATTACHMENT.

EATEN ALIVE BY GRAPES.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 04, 2014, 06:49:10 PM
War-er
The War Battle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 06, 2014, 08:11:42 AM
WHEN HEAVEN CALLS BACK.

ZARDOZ 2: NO MORE MR. NICE HEAD.

NARROW AS AN ARROW.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 14, 2014, 07:34:34 PM
Dress Code Ninjas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 15, 2014, 08:18:22 AM
ZACK CODY Vs. DRACULA.

THE FRANKENSTEIN BAR AND GRILL.

HAIR BALLS AND HORRORS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on August 15, 2014, 05:47:59 PM
110m Hurdles Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2014, 09:48:56 PM
REALTOR OF TERROR


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 19, 2014, 05:32:58 PM
THE DAY NEW JERSEY GOT OLD.

BACK POCKET UNIVERSE.

THE SLIGHTLY BLUE HOLE THAT'S REALLY MORE PURPLE WITH YELLOW SPECKS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on August 20, 2014, 03:45:55 AM
Desperately Seeping Oozin'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 20, 2014, 09:15:03 AM
BABY GOT TENTACLES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 21, 2014, 06:11:11 PM
Massacre at Gummi Glenn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Josso on August 21, 2014, 06:12:01 PM
* (syfy TV movie)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on August 21, 2014, 06:22:29 PM
Asteroid: Doom From Space
Cool as Hammer
Cool 3: Hammer & Ice
Manos Goes to Outer Space
Revenge of the Zombie Fried Chicken


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 23, 2014, 08:19:19 AM
DAYS OF WINEING ROSES.

WHEN HARRY ET SALLY.

CAN ANTHONY NEWLEY EVER REMEMBER TO STOP ACTING AND JUST SING?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: mrgb46 on September 01, 2014, 09:57:05 AM
The Return of the Killer Shoe Salesman
Attack of the Alien Dwarfs
The Night Belongs to Irvin
At Dusk It Snores
Confessions of a Serial Clown
Marooned on Planet Pube
The Invasion of the Blubbery Bimbo Babes
Labor Day Massacre 2:The Musical
The Killing of Aranus
The Death of Auto-tune
The Nightmare that Wasn't
The Edible Panty Murders
Death Spank
The Rise of the Bieber Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Archivist on September 04, 2014, 05:06:23 AM
Bruce's Greatest Return of the Entrance of the Fist of The Big Boss Connection - starring Loose Brie.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 05, 2014, 07:56:50 AM
The Real Good War Battle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 09, 2014, 12:42:50 PM
Pointless Explosions
Pointless Explosions 2
Pointless Explosions 3: Pointless Explosions In Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on September 09, 2014, 05:32:16 PM
THE GIANT PORTUGESE MAN-O-WAR VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY.

CHILDREN OF THE CORN VS. TEENAGERS OF THE ASPARAGAS.

THE DEAD COMEDIANS SCOCIETY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 11, 2014, 10:55:59 AM
Live-Vocal Larry vs. The Incredible Lip-Syncing Monster From Planet M.I.M.E


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 11, 2014, 06:27:56 PM
STRIPPERS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

I envision a whole series of "Strippers" movies.

STRIPPERS GO TO JUNIOR COLLEGE
STRIPPERS VS. THE EVIL SLIME FROM OUTER SPACE

etc.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on September 12, 2014, 08:26:42 AM
And along other job related titles...

THE PROCTOLOGIST!

PROCTOLOGIST 2: THE DEEPINING.

PROCOLOGIST 3: SPELUNKERS FROM HELL.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 13, 2014, 10:05:11 PM
Revenge of the Slutty Nuns.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 26, 2014, 09:02:56 AM
POLICE COP


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 26, 2014, 09:03:59 AM
AMISH STRIPPERS IN MENNONITE HELL


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 01, 2014, 09:18:21 PM
Soulcycle Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pilgermann on October 02, 2014, 11:37:00 PM
The Uncouth Nuns
The Other Face of Dr. Schitt
Go-Karts to Hell
Powerknuckles
Shark Ho 3: Rows of Teeth (I listed the previous titles in this "series" a long, long time ago)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 03, 2014, 08:16:42 AM
PICKLES, THE KILLER GERKIN.

ONION MAN AND THE SALAD FROM HELL.

MY EYES LIKE OLIVES.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 05, 2014, 09:40:13 AM
Huge umm Bazooka


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 06, 2014, 07:54:34 AM
CHAD THE MASTER OF HELL.

LITTLE ANDREW AND THE WAR PONY.

TREVOR VS. THE ZOMBIE ROADKILL.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 08, 2014, 05:00:21 AM


LITTLE ANDREW AND THE WAR PONY.

TREVOR VS. THE ZOMBIE ROADKILL.

Those two titles involve people I know well.  :wink: :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 08, 2014, 10:48:47 AM
Heh, heh, heh,
--------------------------------

SPRITE DOES PROVO.

ER AND THE AMAZING PUMP HANDLE OF DREAMS.

REV. POWELL: MINISTER OF WHUPASS.

LESTER 1/2 JR. VS. THE FRACTIONAL WOMAN.

INDIANASMITH AND THE BOOK TOUR FROM HECK.

BOB THE KILLER GOLDFISH. (I dare ya to get that reference!)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on October 08, 2014, 05:17:09 PM
Darksider Goes Hawaiian
Stench of Doom: The Night Trevor's Undies Came to Life  :wink:
Indiana Smith and the Lost Temple of Punch
Zombie Andrew vs. Werewolf Bob
Retro Russell & Happy Gilmore meet Lesterstein 1/2 Jr.




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 16, 2014, 07:59:41 AM
Centaurs for Disease Control


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on October 16, 2014, 09:49:46 AM
Rise of the Toxic Unicorns
Rise of the Toxic Unicorns Part 2: The Zombie Potato Chips


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 17, 2014, 10:23:20 AM
REVENGE OF THE AMBIVILANT EXTREAMIST.

I DIDN'T DIG DEEP ENOUGH.

ATTACK OF THE NOSE GOBBLINS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 19, 2014, 02:21:47 AM
Nerdwood, Ohio USA the city in which you'll kill to get out of.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 21, 2014, 01:50:47 AM
Evil Booger Dog  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 21, 2014, 07:59:29 AM
locked in a trunk with cannibals you must also become a cannibal to assert dominance and so forth. It's kill or be killed, eat or be eaten in the

Cannibal Trunk


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 22, 2014, 07:00:53 AM
Single-Celled Organisms Of Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 22, 2014, 07:51:49 AM
PINK, FLUFFY AND LETHAL.

THE DEADLY POPTART AFFAIR.

WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMBAT.

THE SOUND OF MIMES.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 22, 2014, 02:38:27 PM
Farts From Hell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 23, 2014, 01:19:47 AM
Farts From Hell

Heyyy........ my bio-pic!  :teddyr: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on November 01, 2014, 11:06:25 PM
Ebola Boogie.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 03, 2014, 05:29:43 PM
I Joined a Nazi Web Forum


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 03, 2014, 07:00:17 PM
ALL CATS GO TO THE BAR.

THE DOG DAYS OF KATMANDU.

CURSE OF THE WEASEL MAN.

DAY OF THE GERBIL.

FLIPPER: TERROR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 06, 2014, 12:44:47 PM
DR. MYSTICUM AND HIS UNSPEAKABLE AXE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ER on November 06, 2014, 08:18:14 PM
Jenny Tellya On Prom Night


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on November 06, 2014, 09:25:52 PM
Evil Booger Dog  :teddyr:

I LIVE that movie every day! I would not wish it on anyone!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 07, 2014, 09:58:54 PM
Hansel

Hansel 2: Gretal

Grandfather Clock Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 08, 2014, 11:00:40 AM
THE FAT CANNIBLE.

THE LARDMASTER.

IT CAME FROM THE SEWET.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 08, 2014, 06:41:24 PM
N00B KILLER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 10, 2014, 07:05:59 AM
The Realistic Revenge Of Wyrewizard  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 10, 2014, 06:19:47 PM
UBERWEAR FROM MARS!

I WAS A SPAGETTI WESTERN VILLAIN.

I'LL LOVE YOU WHEN CATS DRINK BEER.

IT CRAWLED FROM BENEATH THE VOTING BOOTH.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 11, 2014, 12:23:33 AM
The Revenge of Trevor's Undies!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 11, 2014, 02:06:58 AM
The Revenge of Trevor's Undies!

They take that revenge on me everyday.  :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 12, 2014, 07:10:19 PM
Fatal Chop


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 13, 2014, 08:59:06 AM
THE FATAL RESURRECTION.

INDIANA SMITH VS. THE NECRONOMICON.

AARDVARK ATTACK!

THE CREEPING SPRINTER.

DON'T GO IN THE OUTHOUSE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on November 13, 2014, 08:09:22 PM
Honey Boo Boo Conquers The Martians

Bronies Crash The Pajama Party

Bar Mitzvah Massacre

Teenage Mutant Ninja Naked Mole Rats

Michael Bay presents Go-Bots

Double Dragon: The Movie: The Game: The Movie

KISS Meets The Ice Cream Bunny


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on November 13, 2014, 11:09:41 PM
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS ANNE HATHAWAY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 13, 2014, 11:46:52 PM
The Avengers vs Satan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 18, 2014, 06:12:02 PM
WHICH WITCH SWITCH.

UNDERWEAR OF THE GODS.

INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS 2: The second sting.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 21, 2014, 10:03:35 PM
Department of Horny Affairs (retro porn)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 22, 2014, 10:21:57 AM
Harder to bring to life.

Dead and not caring about a whole lot.

Rotted but not gone.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 22, 2014, 05:19:28 PM
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle
        

about a guy who tries to buy this http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Primitive-Ice-Hay-Meat-Hook-Farm-Barn-Tool-Red-Wooden-Handle-/400808221642?pt=Folk_Art&hash=item5d52081bca (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Primitive-Ice-Hay-Meat-Hook-Farm-Barn-Tool-Red-Wooden-Handle-/400808221642?pt=Folk_Art&hash=item5d52081bca)




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 23, 2014, 02:11:23 PM
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle


needs to have Massacre at the end!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 23, 2014, 02:25:53 PM
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle Massacre

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3FF5z3CMAAXBJD.jpg)

"Pardon me...while i plunge this into your brain"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 23, 2014, 03:43:35 PM
Vintage Primitive Ice-Hay-Meat Hook Farm Barn Tool Red Wooden Handle Massacre

:thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 23, 2014, 04:13:21 PM
IT'S TIME TO EAT YOUR PETS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 24, 2014, 08:45:20 AM
NIGHT OF THE KILLER DAY LILYS.

DAY OF THE DEADLY NIGHTSHADE.

AFTERNOON OF A FRAUND.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 25, 2014, 07:46:41 PM
Bloody Mary Poppins


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on November 25, 2014, 10:22:13 PM
Easter Island Heads Attack
The Giant Pharaoh vs. Goliath
Hugs of Death: When Teddy Bears Go Crazy
RoboWrestler
Nazis from Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 26, 2014, 08:38:14 AM
WORLD WAR CONSONANT.

LOVE ON THE CLOCKS.

I NEVER BURPED FOR MY MOTHER.

CITIZEN ABLE.

THE BEAST FROM STARBUCKS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 26, 2014, 06:12:23 PM
Reykjavik Summit Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 27, 2014, 09:14:41 AM
KUNG FU CANNIBALS GO HAWAIIAN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 27, 2014, 08:40:46 PM
Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 29, 2014, 05:49:45 AM
b***hes With Beards

b***hes With Beards II: Hairy Ho's

b***hes With Beards III: Shaved'N'Dangerous (aka b***hes Without Beards)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 29, 2014, 10:12:31 AM
GRABBOIDS VS. SAND WORMS.

WHAT THE BUTLER VIDEOTAPED.

BUTTMONSTER.

BUTTMONSTER 2: THE CLINCHING.

BUTTMONSTER 3: ENIMA OF THE PEOPLE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: etmoviesb on November 30, 2014, 07:37:54 AM
Gamera, the end

Plot: the movie begins in the '50 (including special effects of the time) where Gamera wakes up from its hibernation for some kind of accident. Some destruction follows, but humanity working together find a way to trap him in a iceberg and send it in hibernation again.
Time skip, nowadays or 20 minutes in the future (special effects are now modern). People do not believe in Gamera story anymore, even if there is plenty of proof and even some still living witnesses.  The climate change melts the poles and Gamera wakes up and destroy civilization. Mandatory scene where Gamera eats a guy while he screams: "it is not possible, Gamera cannot exist!" CHOMP.
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 30, 2014, 08:18:37 AM
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.

spoiler alert  :teddyr:

Nice idea, I think there was another thread for full blown plot inventions... keeping it simple in this one


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 01, 2014, 09:11:45 AM
Gamera, the end

Plot: the movie begins in the '50 (including special effects of the time) where Gamera wakes up from its hibernation for some kind of accident. Some destruction follows, but humanity working together find a way to trap him in a iceberg and send it in hibernation again.
Time skip, nowadays or 20 minutes in the future (special effects are now modern). People do not believe in Gamera story anymore, even if there is plenty of proof and even some still living witnesses.  The climate change melts the poles and Gamera wakes up and destroy civilization. Mandatory scene where Gamera eats a guy while he screams: "it is not possible, Gamera cannot exist!" CHOMP.
The final scene is a group of people farming while a little girl writes in his diary: "we thought it would be the end, but actually life is simpler and we found our..." and she get killed by a bike gang Mad Max style that rampage the earth worshiping Gamera as god of destruction, and then Gamera kills them.
Yeah...this would be a change of pace. Nice touch. Not gonna happen, but hey, we can dream!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 01, 2014, 09:13:23 AM
THE GAMERA FILES.

TURTLE SOUP TOKYO STYLE.

WILL WHUP A$$ FOR FOOD.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 02, 2014, 07:21:31 PM
Tennis Massacre

Tennis Massacre II: Revenge Of The Backhand Slice

Tennis Massacre III: Game, Set and Death-Match


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 04, 2014, 08:52:37 AM
DEATH BY DUCKS.

ATTACK OF THE SUPER GERBILS.

THEY MADE ME A MONSTER, AND I SENT IT BACK.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on December 04, 2014, 02:29:01 PM
Booger Feast

Booger Feast 2: Goldmine

Night of the Armadillos

Michael Bay presents The Adventures of the American Rabbit

Michael Bay presents Chip and Pepper's Cartoon Madness

Chihuahuas Rip My Flesh

Attack of the Giant Midget

They Saved Hitler's Gallbladder

Sonichu: The Movie

Indiana Jones and the Line at the DMV

Uwe Boll presents Dark Castle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 05, 2014, 04:26:54 PM
Cumulo Nimbus Mild Sharks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 05, 2014, 10:35:35 PM
Cyber Stalkers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 06, 2014, 10:33:51 PM
Neptune Men vs. The Walking Dead
Barf! The Vomit Movie
Zombie Planet of the Apes
The Ponderous Pinkasaurus
Bigfoot vs. The Vampires


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 07, 2014, 01:38:23 PM
Barf! The Vomit Movie

Duuuuh, I heard that!

Barth and the Health Inspector (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F44bLc6t7-I#)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 07, 2014, 02:13:49 PM
SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Javakoala on December 07, 2014, 04:04:46 PM
SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY

Mr. Mari is writing the screenplay for this as we speak.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 07, 2014, 04:06:18 PM
SCHIZO JUNKIE STRIPPER PARTY

Mr. Mari is writing the screenplay for this as we speak.

Actually, it's my autobiography.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on December 08, 2014, 04:18:52 AM
b***h Shut Up a touching story of man whose wife suffers from motor mouth fever.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 08, 2014, 05:57:22 AM
b***h Shut Up a touching story of man whose wife suffers from motor mouth fever.
starring Ice Cube and Miley Cyrus  :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 08, 2014, 09:05:27 AM
THE CURSED ZIPPER.

THE CURSED ZIPPER 2: SPANISH FLY.

THE CURSED ZIPPER 3: UP TO NO GOOD.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 11, 2014, 06:26:31 PM
The Glitch

The Glitch 2 The Glitch 2 The Glitch 2 The Glitch 2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 11, 2014, 08:55:39 PM
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper

Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener

Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on December 12, 2014, 04:00:42 PM
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper

Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener

Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench

Pile of Poo 5: The Pipes Strike Back

Pile of Poo 6(66): The Devil's Poo

Pile of Poo 7: The Unlucky Janitor


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 15, 2014, 09:19:14 AM
HAUNTED SINUSES!

THE HAUNTED SINUSES 2- EVIL DRAINAGE.

THE HAUNTED SINUSES 3- RETURN OF THE HANKIE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 15, 2014, 07:44:01 PM
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper

Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener

Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench

Pile of Poo 5: The Pipes Strike Back

Pile of Poo 6(66): The Devil's Poo

Pile of Poo 7: The Unlucky Janitor

Pile of Poo 8: Retro Poo

Pile of Poo 9: The Poo Awakens

Pile of Poo 10: The Legacy of Poo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 22, 2014, 10:17:01 AM
The Mutant Whales

The Mutant Whales 2: Megalodon vs. Mutant Blue

The Mutant Whales 3: Prince of the Ocean


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 23, 2014, 08:59:02 AM
THE TERROR OF THE HORROR OF THE FRIGHTENING SCARY ADJECTIVE.

THE ADJECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.

RETURN OF THE ADJECTIVE.

ADJECTIVE 4: INVASION OF THE THESARUS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 23, 2014, 12:28:22 PM
ADJECTIVE 5: THE GRAMMAR NAZI MASSACRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 24, 2014, 01:31:35 PM
ADJECTIVE 6 : DAY OF THE PUNCTUATION ZOMBIE.

ADJECTIVE 7: SPELL CHECK THIS!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 24, 2014, 05:05:43 PM
My nephew suggests

SANTA GETS AN STD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 24, 2014, 09:31:52 PM
Godzilla vs Bitcoin

Sporty Spice vs MechaGodzilla


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 26, 2014, 09:49:07 AM
GODZILLA 54 Vs. GODZILLA 63 Vs. GODZILLA 73 Vs. GODZILLA 84 Vs. GODZILLA 2000 Vs. GODZILLA 2014.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on December 26, 2014, 05:41:18 PM
Sporty Spice vs. The Ninja Nuns
Baby Spice vs. Killer Robots
Ginger Spice vs. the Anti-Ginger Squad
Posh Spice vs. A Bad Hair Day
Scary Spice vs. the Zombie Beavers
Spice World 2: Spice Girls in Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 27, 2014, 10:06:43 AM
Pile of Poo 2: Revenge of the Used Toilet Paper

Pile of Poo 3: Return of Air Freshener

Pile of Poo 4: The Phantom Stench

Pile of Poo 5: The Pipes Strike Back

Pile of Poo 6(66): The Devil's Poo

Pile of Poo 7: The Unlucky Janitor

Pile of Poo 8: Retro Poo

Pile of Poo 9: The Poo Awakens

Pile of Poo 10: The Legacy of Poo

Pile of Poo 11: A New Pile

Pile of Poo 12: Revenge of the Poo

Pile of Poo 13: Protectors of the Pile

Pile of Poo 14: Evil Poo

Pile of Poo 15: Mr. Hankey's Revenge

Pile of Poo 16: Poo in Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 01, 2015, 05:56:34 PM
BABY STINGER
HOLD ALL MY CALL GIRLS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 02, 2015, 08:25:57 AM
NEW YEARS NIGHTMARE.

OLD YEARS: REVENGE OF FATHER TIME.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JeremyRay on January 05, 2015, 04:52:16 AM
Call Girls on Hold.

Sorry, probationary post #2

Or, "Probationary Post from Hell pt 2."  I'm planning 9 sequels :twirl:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JeremyRay on January 05, 2015, 04:55:31 AM
But seriously -

Life Force Forever

The formula for Life Force was better than Dr. Who, there should be fifty sequels by now.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 05, 2015, 09:32:57 AM
RUSSIAN BRIDES VS. TAIWAN BRIDES. INTERNET GRUDGE MATCH.

THE DAY THE EARTH JOGGED LIKE A MANIAC.

WOMBAT MONSTER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JeremyRay on January 05, 2015, 03:53:47 PM
Avatar 2.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 05, 2015, 10:50:25 PM
Goodbye Normal Gene


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 06, 2015, 09:44:32 AM
REVOLT OF THE DISGUSTING GOURMET.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 09, 2015, 01:15:45 PM
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on January 09, 2015, 05:40:21 PM
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position

Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 2: I Told You Not To


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on January 09, 2015, 05:44:29 PM
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position

Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 2: I Told You Not To

Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 3: DOOMSDAY AFTERMATH!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 10, 2015, 09:13:59 PM
PIMP IN A WOODCHIPPER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on February 11, 2015, 01:50:09 AM
Electric Toothbrush Massacre

It Came From Under The Fridge

Shia LaBeouf Meets Octoman

Eli Roth presents The Snorks

Revenge of the Shower Scum

Pile of Poo: Gaiden


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 11, 2015, 06:16:11 PM
Eyeberry the Living


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doggett on February 14, 2015, 08:10:54 PM
Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position

Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 2: I Told You Not To

Don't Flick The Doomsday Switch To The 'On' Position Part 3: DOOMSDAY AFTERMATH!

Don't Flick the Doomsday Switch to the On position Part 4 : The Prequel. I wonder what that switch does?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2015, 01:54:28 PM
BLOOD ON THE VAMPIRE'S CLEAVAGE
WEREWOLF IN A BIKINI


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2015, 02:36:25 PM
Zombie Dondi
David Kory Massacre
Sandsquatch vs ISIS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 13, 2015, 01:04:20 PM
DRUNKEN MILF ORGY
SALACIOUS SEX SECRETS OF SCIENTOLOGY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on March 13, 2015, 04:20:05 PM
Furries vs Zombies

Night of the Werejohncandy

Salad Tong Sorority Bath Massacre

Goats: Afternoon of Terror

The Straining: Pile of Poo's Return

In-Laws of the Damned

Thanks For The Mammaries


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: JaseSF on March 18, 2015, 02:57:33 PM
Trust Us, You Really Do Not Want to Watch This Movie
Why Are You Watching This?
What's the Matter with You?
Why Are You Watching This Thrash?
Jenny and the Search for the Golden Dildo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on March 22, 2015, 12:05:43 PM
The Amazing Donkey Kong Massacre
School For Sodomites
Monster From the Internet
Yoga Pants Slasher
Hustlers From Another World


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 22, 2015, 09:15:45 PM
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 23, 2015, 06:02:14 AM
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)
I'm waiting for the DVD with outtakes, deleted scenes, directors commentary and 'making of' featurette


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 25, 2015, 07:59:30 AM
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)
I'm waiting for the DVD with outtakes, deleted scenes, directors commentary and 'making of' featurette
The sequal: CONEY DOG! The Quakeining.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on March 26, 2015, 01:39:50 AM
Hot Dog: the movie (actually a single 90 minute shot of a hot dog)
I'm waiting for the DVD with outtakes, deleted scenes, directors commentary and 'making of' featurette
The sequal: CONEY DOG! The Quakeining.

The third one: Zombie Dog! (a time lapse video of hot dogs rotting in the sun)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 29, 2015, 09:28:47 AM
BLOODBATH AT THE DIALYSIS CENTER
MASCOT MASSACRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 30, 2015, 07:47:58 AM
Puce Arrow.

Mauve Lantern.

Ferretman.

Extra-Specialman

Privet New jersey.

Madam Headlights.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on April 18, 2015, 11:17:58 AM
Scabs Attack the Pentagon

Sock Monkey & Sasha Grey Go To Washington

Phantom Of the Peep Show

Scissorfighters Meet the Evangelist

The Invisible Man In A Womens' Prison

The Great Starbucks Massacre

Corruption Of the Easter Bunny





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 20, 2015, 10:35:40 AM
Wasteland Juice

(late night misread of psychotronic review of Wasteland Justice)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 21, 2015, 02:54:05 PM
Window Lickers

Window Lickers 2: Taste The Pane


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 22, 2015, 07:57:54 AM
TROMBONE THROMBISIS.

SPLEEN ATTACK.

THE FEMUR WITHOUT A FACE.

TOE BONE TERROR.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 23, 2015, 05:32:25 PM
Blood Sweater


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on April 24, 2015, 01:45:34 AM
Window Lickers

Window Lickers 2: Taste The Pane

Window Lickers 3: Glass Kicked


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 24, 2015, 07:37:56 AM
DEATH CHEESE!

DEATH CHEESE 2: GOUDADAMMERUNG.

DEATH CHEESE 3: SWISS BLADE KNIFE.

DEATH CHEESE 4: BLOOD RED LEICESTER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 27, 2015, 06:22:34 AM
Death Cheese 5: The Curds Of Dr. (to)Fu Manchego


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on April 27, 2015, 05:17:53 PM
DEATH CHEESE 6: ALL AMERICAN SLICES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Josso on April 29, 2015, 07:24:16 AM
Invaders!

or actually anything with an exclamation mark

Hams!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 29, 2015, 07:41:13 AM
PIGS OF DEATH!

PIGS OF DEATH 2: HAM SLICER.

PIGS OF DEATH 3: DR. STRANGEPORK.

PIGS OF DEATH 4:SQUEAL, BABY, SQUEAL.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on April 29, 2015, 01:35:14 PM
Prepare your anus!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 29, 2015, 03:59:34 PM
The White Handled Knife


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 30, 2015, 07:24:43 AM
THE GONAD.

THE GONAD 2: DEATH WELL HUNG.

THE GONAD 3: SQUEEZE PLAY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 07, 2015, 10:12:55 AM
VINNY, VD, VICKY

unprotected sex comedy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on May 09, 2015, 10:45:24 PM
Zombie Whales vs. Ninja Dinosaurs.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 11, 2015, 07:28:16 AM
ATTACK OF THE VEGAN ZOMBIES.

STUMBLEBUTT BLUES.

WHEN HARRY 'ET SALLY.

I REMEMBER WHAT'S HER NAME.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 14, 2015, 01:41:58 PM
THE CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE BREAST


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 16, 2015, 09:27:30 AM
IMPERIAL CHEERLEADERS.

BUTTER ME SOFTLY.

MARGARINE OF VICTORY

TOASTED TOWN.

TOEJAM AND CRUSTY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 09, 2015, 10:38:16 PM
Centipede Human

million of centipedes are sewn together in the shape of person


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 11, 2015, 08:19:34 AM
NIGHT OF THE AFTERNOON OF THE DAY OF THE DEAD.

NORTHERN PIKE, SOUTHERN DEATH.

GODZILLA'S DAY CARE.

CREAM CHIPPED BEEF ON DEATH.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 11, 2015, 10:18:56 AM
Against No Odds

The story of a convenient relationship with no real obstacles that ends in marriage


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2015, 03:17:40 PM
BRUNCH OF THE DEAD

DIE, DIE, SWEETY PIE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 15, 2015, 07:38:34 AM
LITTLE TROUBLE IN BIG KOREA.

BORDERLINE NORMAL.

DRACULA'S ORTHODONTIST.

FISHING WITH CATS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 18, 2015, 10:31:14 AM
Voodoo Alien


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 18, 2015, 06:54:44 PM
THE ABCS OF T&A


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 23, 2015, 10:41:03 AM
Terror of the Italian Neighbor

Terror of the Italian Neighbor II: Yo, Buddy! I'm Back!

Terror of the Italian Neighbor III: 'Ey! Let Me Make You a Dealio!

Terror of the Italian Neighbor IV: Whos'a the Wise'a Guy'a, Huh?!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 23, 2015, 11:06:59 AM
Shaolin Uber


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 24, 2015, 07:45:19 AM
THE HINGES ON DEATHS DOOR.

THE KEY TO DEATHS FOOT LOCKER.

THE SHOES IN DEATHS CLOSET.

SOCKS OF DEATH.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 25, 2015, 03:15:45 PM
The All Consuming One

Werewolf God of Transylvania

The Stench

Pervy Pete's Browsing History

Gorgons, Ghouls and Goliaths

Trevor: A Musical Adventure


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 25, 2015, 03:32:53 PM

Trevor: A Musical Adventure


Oh, I can see a whole franchise of Trevor movies.

TREVOR AND THE UNDERPANTS OF DEATH
TREVOR AND THE MUSICAL FRUIT
TREVOR AND THE STENCH THAT WOULD NOT DIE
TREVOR: UNZIPPED AND DANGEROUS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 25, 2015, 09:39:39 PM

Trevor: A Musical Adventure


Oh, I can see a whole franchise of Trevor movies.

TREVOR AND THE UNDERPANTS OF DEATH
TREVOR AND THE MUSICAL FRUIT
TREVOR AND THE STENCH THAT WOULD NOT DIE
TREVOR: UNZIPPED AND DANGEROUS

The Revenge of Trevor's Undies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 26, 2015, 07:31:33 AM
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES.

GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 2 :TOKYO IS NOT ENOUGH.

GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 3: GOODBY, PRETORIA!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 30, 2015, 08:29:12 PM
Day of the Pot Bellied Pigs

Summon the Dead

My Cannibalistic Girlfriend

Little Cabaret of Horrors

Zomblivion





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 01, 2015, 02:14:01 AM
GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES.

GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 2 :TOKYO IS NOT ENOUGH.

GODZILLA VS. TREVOR'S UNDIES 3: GOODBY, PRETORIA!


 :teddyr: :teddyr:

(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140831225304/godzilla/images/1/14/ZF_-_Episode_21_First_we_had_Godzilla_facepalm,_now_we_have_this..png)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 01, 2015, 06:17:09 AM
Trevor: A Musical Adventure

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

That comes out the rear end.  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 01, 2015, 06:18:34 AM

Trevor: A Musical Adventure


Oh, I can see a whole franchise of Trevor movies.

TREVOR AND THE UNDERPANTS OF DEATH
TREVOR AND THE MUSICAL FRUIT
TREVOR AND THE STENCH THAT WOULD NOT DIE
TREVOR: UNZIPPED AND DANGEROUS

LOL  :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 01, 2015, 06:20:20 AM
The Revenge of Trevor's Undies

They take their revenge daily......  :buggedout: :wink: :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 01, 2015, 06:22:08 AM
THE GREAT UNDERPANTS ESCAPE
THE UNDERPANTS OMEN
THE TOWERING UNDERPANTS INFERNO
UNDERPANTS EARTHQUAKE
TITANIC UNDERPANTS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 01, 2015, 05:35:26 PM
THE KILLER UNDERPANTS!

BEWARE, THE SLOB!

THE UNDIES FROM ANOTHER WORLD.

FAST AND FARTIOUS.

SHORTSNADO!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on July 02, 2015, 06:38:57 AM
MEGA SHART

BRONIES MEET THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK

NAKED MOLE RAT MAN

MARMITE MONSTER MEETS NAKED MOLE RAT MAN

ILLEGITIMATE SON OF NAKED MOLE RAT MAN

NAKED MOLE RAT MAN 4: THE LAST ONE

MILLI VANILLI AND THE SECRET OF THE OOZE

ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY'S SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES

I DIED EARLY THE DAY I WOKE UP

EYE CRUST FEAST

PUPPET MASTER VS GINGERDEAD MAN

TOOTHPICK STRAW SNIPER

TOOTHPICK STRAW SNIPER 2: AIM FOR THE DANGLY BITS

NAKED MOLE RAT MAN 5: HA HA WE LIED


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 02, 2015, 09:54:15 PM
Terror of the Italian Neighbor V: Whoa! 'Ey! Take It Easy!

Terror of the Italian Neighbor VI: In Space, No One Can Hear You Do Business


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 06, 2015, 05:11:00 PM
THE GUY NEXT DOOR: FEAR IN THE HEDGEROW.

THE GUY NEXT DOOR: SAY HELLO TO MY WEEDWACKER.

THE GUY NEXT DOOR: MUTANTS IN THE CRABGRASS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 09, 2015, 03:59:03 PM
Jewish Genie
The Town That Abhorred Sundown


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 11, 2015, 10:23:37 PM
The Talking Toilet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on July 12, 2015, 12:24:05 AM
The Rabbi That Circumcised Cleveland


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 13, 2015, 07:28:59 AM
HOW NOW, DEATH COW?

DEATH COW 2: UDDER DISASTER.

DEATH COW 3: BOVINE BLASTPHEMY.

DEATH COW 4: FROTHY, MILKY DEATH.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 15, 2015, 04:19:39 PM
Credits

a feature length film consisting of closing credits from many wonderful films with a lush score by Bernie Taupan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 16, 2015, 08:26:52 PM
Zombie Fox Hunt


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 16, 2015, 09:32:45 PM
Arnold's Pizza Shop
Night of the Furbies
Tommy Wiseau's The Godfather
The Day My Brother Got His Driver's License


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 19, 2015, 07:24:17 PM
Full Black Metal Jacket


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on July 22, 2015, 05:18:34 PM
CHESTER HUNNYHUGGER AND THE BUGGER HUGGERMUGGER.

MA FRICKERT: DEATH ON LACE.

ELWOOD P. SUGGUNS AND THE RAINBOW REDNECK.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 06, 2015, 11:32:03 AM
Weekend at Bernie Sanders'


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 07, 2015, 07:37:00 AM
DEADLY DAYCARE.

NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE INSOMNIACS.

TWILIGHT OF THE NOT QUITE GHODS BUT STILL PRETTY POWERFUL.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 07, 2015, 02:36:01 PM
BEYOND EBOLA

HOT WET AXE-MURDER SUMMER

PLAYGIRL WITH AN ICEPICK

SHARK ATTACK: WALL STREET


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on August 14, 2015, 12:53:30 PM
The Day Rev. Powell Went Bananas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 14, 2015, 05:22:02 PM
DEATH BELCH!

DEATH BELCH 2: GHASTLY GARLIC.

DEATH BELCH 3: HELLATOSIS.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on August 18, 2015, 09:11:15 PM
Burgers With a Side of Misogyny: A Documentary on Women's Roles in the Fast Food Business

Flabbergasted Frank

Freddy vs. Muppets

The Tomb of the Dragon Lord

Jason vs. Muppets

Castle of the Vulture Overlords

Arnold Schwarzeneggar vs. Sylvester Stallone vs. Bruce Willis vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. Wesley Snipes vs. Mel Gibson vs. Muppets


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 19, 2015, 05:10:27 PM

UNDIES, BAD MOVIES AND YOU.

DRUNKEN CATS.

DRUNKEN CATS 2: HANGOVERS AND HAIRBALLS.

DRUNKEN CATS 3: BEERPOCOLYPSE MEOW.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 27, 2015, 06:48:31 PM
The Boy Next Door 2: Son of the Boy Next Door
Brainiac Cop
Lesbian Ice Cream Truck


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 18, 2015, 11:10:35 AM
Terror on the Half Shell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 18, 2015, 03:07:18 PM
THE FEARLESS NUN KILLERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on September 18, 2015, 05:53:41 PM
I SAW WHAT YOU DID, AND I DON'T CARE.

I SAW WHAT HE DID AND I MIGHT CARE.

I SAW WHAT YOU SAW AND WAS NOT IMPRESSED.

I SAW NOTHING...NO-THING!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 18, 2015, 07:53:34 PM
Dr. Jerkoff & Mr. Hyde-The-Sausage

Wooly Mammoth Cop

It Came From The Shallow End


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 23, 2015, 06:53:00 PM
Weekend at Juwanna Mann's


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on September 24, 2015, 05:46:11 PM
The Brewer of Donner Falls: The Bitter End

A group of college students on the way to a spring break party find a bootlegger's still near the lake and sample the goods before taking the rest with them to the shindig. The bootleggers want their brew back and go about cutting it out of every stomach they can catch before it gets into the drinker's bloodstream and getting it back becomes harder. Hey, wait, one of these city pricks is a chemist?

My brain went to a crazy place. I think the right film team could make this watchable.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 24, 2015, 07:46:47 PM
The Floating Fart


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 25, 2015, 01:08:57 PM
MUTILATED FOR MONEY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on September 25, 2015, 05:58:54 PM
RUNNING MAN TWO: IT'S KILLIAN TIME!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gene Worm on September 25, 2015, 08:18:28 PM
THE LEGENDARY WOBBEGONG FROM THE MOON
Will we survive?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 17, 2015, 03:39:50 PM
The Wrath of Doctor Karate

Pythonopus vs Piranhasaurus Rex

Lingerie Party Massacre

Scum Suckin' Steve Saves San Francisco


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 17, 2015, 04:23:35 PM
Murdoch's Bed (strange art film or A Team fanfic sex film)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on October 19, 2015, 07:59:02 AM
CROSSOVER:THE MOVIE!

CROSSOVER 2: DC VS. MARVEL.

CROSSOVER 3:MAD VS. CRACKED.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on October 28, 2015, 10:01:35 PM
Celluloid Sludge: The History of the B-movie.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 11, 2015, 10:27:32 AM
PERVERTED SHE-ORGY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 11, 2015, 10:55:49 AM
Right On DEAD After Stop


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 11, 2015, 01:20:37 PM
#SLASHTAG


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 12, 2015, 06:44:43 PM
SPAGHETTI COP. starring Al Dente as Spaghetti Cop

SPAGHETTI COP II: A Pizza The Action


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 02, 2015, 04:03:22 PM
A Walk Among the Tomatoes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 02, 2015, 09:34:17 PM
Abbott and Costello meet King Kong

(http://img.xooimage.com/files20/6/7/c/africa-screams-04-12d0060.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gene Worm on December 02, 2015, 10:20:31 PM
Ultraman vs. the Flying Spaghetti Monster

EDIT: That could actually be an Ultraman movie! :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 03, 2015, 09:51:13 AM
Freddy vs. Trump

Revenge of the Budgie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 03, 2015, 10:04:12 PM
Kung Fu Bunny!!!!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: clockworkcanary on December 04, 2015, 03:22:57 PM
Pacific Rim Job

Riding in Cars with Boys II Men

Mr. T's Be Somebody ...or Be Somebody's Fool ...ON ICE!

Undefeatable: The Animated Series

Beverly Hills Samurai Cop

Aquaman Begins

The Devil Wears Yoda

Bert and Ernie Chainsaw Massacre

She's the Sheriff: The Next Generation



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 07, 2015, 06:31:58 PM
INVASION OF THE COUCH POTATOES.

COUCH POTATOE 2: Sour Crime

COUCH POTATOE 3: Remote Destroy.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 07, 2015, 08:50:51 PM
Nixon was Gay
Alien Ass man
Manputer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 08, 2015, 02:18:57 PM
INVASION OF THE COUCH POTATOES.

COUCH POTATOE 2: Sour Crime

COUCH POTATOE 3: Remote Destroy.
directed by Dan Quayle.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 08, 2015, 09:31:20 PM
The Normal Love-makers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 09, 2015, 02:38:52 PM
PLANET OF THE DRAPES.

REDECORATION OF THE PLANET OF THE DRAPES.

CONTRASTING COLORS OF PLANET OF THE DRAPES.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 10, 2015, 07:05:33 AM
Kung-Fu Disco
Sci-Fi-Beria
12 Angry Men vs Kramer
F***-Off, Fatman (also released as Christmas in October, Killing Clause, and Santa vs Dracula and the Monsters)
Ninja Nation
The Homosexual Invasion (Parents, warn your Children!)
Bikini Burger
Mars vs the Nazis
Aliens Invade the Afterlife
Boomerang Ninja
Hitler's Harem
Necrophile Hussies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 11, 2015, 07:31:37 PM
SEXYTIME FOR BONZO
SANTA'S CRIPPLING SECRET
BLOOD ON THE DREIDEL: A HANUKKAH HORROR


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 13, 2015, 01:59:48 PM
AN AMOROUS WEREWOLF IN THE HOUSE OF DISCIPLINE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 14, 2015, 04:05:14 AM
Dyscalculia
Dyscalculia XII: The Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 14, 2015, 11:52:41 AM
LET'S SET THE CHEERLEADER ON FIRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 14, 2015, 11:55:12 AM
The Atomic Wedgie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 14, 2015, 02:09:28 PM
THAT:THE UNPLESENTNESS FROM BEYOND NEWARK.

THAT 2: DYSPEPSIA OF THE DARNED.

THAT 3: DISTRESS IN DENVER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 15, 2015, 12:19:44 PM
Tranaconda starring Ice Cube in drag


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 15, 2015, 08:02:06 PM
Bionic Goldfish: Night of Terror (1971)

R


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 16, 2015, 12:57:20 PM
FARTMAN!

FARTMAN 2:BLUE FLAME OF JUSTICE

FARTMAN 3: THE SMELL OF VICTORY.

FARTMAN 4: TREVOR'S REVENGE.




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gene Worm on December 16, 2015, 01:01:11 PM
THE LEGEND OF BROWNBERRY SOUTHWIND: BREAKING THE WIND


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 16, 2015, 01:42:46 PM
Tranaconda starring Ice Cube in drag

The theme song goes, "My tranaconda don't want none if you ain't hung, hun."


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 16, 2015, 10:34:20 PM
Assisted Living Dracula Vs. Bigfoot (2007)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on December 17, 2015, 01:21:37 AM
Chain and Chain: Blood Letter

Pray you aren't on the mailing list...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 17, 2015, 01:27:11 PM
^^ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148200/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148200/)

your tag line's better though.  :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 17, 2015, 03:39:14 PM
DEATH SLOTH.

DEATH SLOTH 2: THE SLOWENING.

DEATH SLOTH 3: DEATH TAKES IT'S TIME.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on December 27, 2015, 12:59:55 AM
Gilligan's Cannibals it was suppose be three hour tour TO THE GREEN INFERNO.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 29, 2015, 11:08:12 PM
The Last Man on Earth vs the Last Woman on Earth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 30, 2015, 01:04:36 PM
Tears Of A Nazi, aka Hitler Only Had One Bawl




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 30, 2015, 01:33:50 PM
WHAT THE BUTLER SAWED.

FISH OUT OF WATER, WORM OUT OF GROUND.

TALES OF DARING DOO-DOO.

ATTACK OF THE EMPTY TOILET ROLL.

ATTACK OF THE EMPTY TOILET ROLL 2: WIPE OUT.

ATTACK OF THE EMPTY TOILET ROLL 3: DOUBLE PLY DEATH.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 01, 2016, 12:54:47 PM
My First Poo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 03, 2016, 03:22:20 PM
TOENAILS FROM OUTER SPACE

INVASION OF THE MAXIPADS

IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE CEILING.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 04, 2016, 02:07:29 PM
TURDNADO!

TURDNADO: $#!t Storm!

TURDNADO: MR HANKIE'S REVENGE!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2016, 04:25:04 PM
A VERY DRUNK JUDD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on January 05, 2016, 10:20:21 PM
The Three Stooges Meet Gamera (1963)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 07, 2016, 01:35:51 PM
PARAKEETS FROM ALDEBERON.

ZOMBIE JUMBO SHRIMP.

THE CLAM THAT ATE MARTHA'S VINYARD.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: javakoala on January 07, 2016, 08:44:21 PM
Hip-Hop Hospital

I checked. No one has used this title. Why the hell not?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 07, 2016, 10:24:31 PM
I Think I Just Peed a Little


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 11, 2016, 11:11:56 AM
PRIME MINISTER KONG.

THE SMORE.

THE SMORE 2: DEATH BY DESSERT.

THE SMORE 3: GRAHAME CRACKER KILL.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 26, 2016, 02:12:42 PM
COW PUNCHER.

COW PUNCHER : ASSAULT AND BEEF.

COW PUNCHER : BOSSIE'S REVENGE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 27, 2016, 12:37:04 PM
THE AMOROUS KLANSMAN
LET'S SHOOT THE HERO
PUTRESCENCE
IGLOO OF HORROR


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 29, 2016, 02:15:06 PM
LANDWHALES.

PRIDE OF THE HUMBLE.

BOX ME UP AND S#!* ME.

DEATH BY ARIMALE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 13, 2016, 01:08:33 PM
VALENTINE'S DAY ON CELL BLOCK H


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 16, 2016, 11:44:54 AM
Miraculous Event Between 33rd and 35th Streets


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on February 16, 2016, 07:42:18 PM
Carbon residues of combustion Vs. Thoroughly unpleasant not living beings. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2016, 10:02:39 AM
Answer the Phone and Look in the Basment


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 10, 2016, 01:16:26 PM
DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE 2: DAVE'S NOT HERE.

DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT 2: I TOLE YOU NOT TO LOOK!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 11, 2016, 01:03:56 AM
Underpants gone wrong


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 13, 2016, 01:34:52 PM
WEREWOLF SWINGERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: javakoala on March 13, 2016, 03:39:32 PM
HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE HOOTENANNY

ZAMBONI ZOMBIES

CARMELITA AND HER REGRETTABLE SPAWN

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLADE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on March 13, 2016, 07:21:47 PM
Clonus Jonas: A Disney/Lion's Gate co-production signifying their merger, is a thriller starring the Jonas Brothers as themselves, thrust into a white-knuckle series of events when they discover a scientist has secured DNA samples from all three of them. Tensions escalate as an entity capable of shapeshifting into any of the siblings at one time arises, and begins a campaign to destroy the lives of the family it was created from. Famous for the heroic sacrifice of Frankie "Bonus" Jonas in a key scene which finds him confronting the clone on his own, believing it will not be able to predict his movements due to lacking his genetic material. He bravely stands his ground, taunting: "Clonus Jonas, meet Bonus Jonas!" before the two clash. Bonus Jonas manages to hold off the clone just long enough for Nick Jonas to destroy the duplication warp and end the ambitions of Professor Grauens. Rated PG-13.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on March 14, 2016, 08:43:04 PM
^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 15, 2016, 08:43:38 AM
WEREWOLF SWINGERS GO JAMAICAN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 15, 2016, 10:44:09 AM
DISCO KLINGON STARJAM

WEREWOLF BY MIGHT, PERSIAN CAT BY DAY

I WAS A TEENAGE ADOLESCENT.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on March 15, 2016, 06:40:01 PM
^ when is the new Phantasm coming out?
The crew only says it will be dropping in the first half of this year. There are rumors of an April/May release, but very unconfirmable ones.

Back on topic, uhh...

...Machete Kills Himself!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 18, 2016, 10:50:25 AM
They Were Extendable


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 18, 2016, 11:44:21 AM
 CAINE MUTANY 2: FOR ALL THE MARBLES

SHE WORE A YELLOW GIBBON

BEACH DEAD

PATHS OF GORY

INCONGRUOUS BASTARDS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 18, 2016, 03:06:01 PM
THE VACCINATOR (a horror film aimed at the anti-vaccination crowd)

FASCIST CARNIVAL ORGY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 20, 2016, 12:29:36 PM
Disco Dancing Zombies

Sharknado vs Lavalantula


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 21, 2016, 01:11:54 PM
Giant Monster Vs. Grandma

GIANT GRANDMA VS. TERROR TODDLER

TERROR TODDLER VS. THE ADOLESCENT!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Doc Daneeka on March 23, 2016, 06:55:46 PM
The Hip Hop Locos Saga part 3: Escape from Rack City


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 24, 2016, 10:04:39 AM
ZOMBIES OF THE UNDEAD.

RICHIE RICH VS. SCROOGE McDUCK.

I WAS A TEENAGE OLD GUY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 17, 2016, 08:19:24 AM
LEPRECHAUN GIGOLO
WANTON WITCHES OF THE WILD WEST
DR. MEDUSA, M.D.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 17, 2016, 05:23:40 PM
Sharknado: On Fleek


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 19, 2016, 02:36:40 PM
HAIRDRESSERS VS. WOOKIES.

LOAN SHARKS VS. REAL SHARKS.

CONVENIENCE STORE CLERKS VS. THE PUBLIC.

ALIENS VS. ALIENS.

APES VS. MONKEYS.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 21, 2016, 08:54:52 AM
WIDOWED BY A WOOD-CHIPPER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on April 25, 2016, 02:30:43 PM
THE NATURE OF THE BREAST.

THE BEAST IN THE YELLOW JUMPSUIT.

CHILDREN OF THE CORNFLAKES.

THE DEADLY THINGABABOB.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 25, 2016, 02:55:21 PM
DEATH WORE PASTIES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 07, 2016, 11:10:42 AM
The Amendable Snowman


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 08, 2016, 06:32:34 PM
Hercules meets Tarzan
Zathnor:  Convenient store clerk in space
Samurai Gangsters



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 09, 2016, 04:00:45 PM
WHEN GODZILLA MET SALLY.

ZOMBIE MORMONS.

GAMERA  AND THE BLUSTERY DAY.

MORMON'S VS. WEREWOLVES.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 11, 2016, 09:39:22 AM
Kung Fu Belldancing
Kung Fu Bellydancing in Space
Kung Fu Bellydancing in the Hood


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 11, 2016, 11:12:30 AM
THAT'S SHARXPLOITATION! (documentary)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on May 12, 2016, 02:01:18 AM
Space Mutiny... oh, wait, that one's already taken.  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 12, 2016, 12:17:59 PM
Dangerousness Boobs


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on May 12, 2016, 05:48:21 PM
NASCarve: It's Ve-Hick-ular Murder!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 13, 2016, 02:03:15 PM
Zombienado


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 13, 2016, 04:13:48 PM
Cyberleprechaun

Vampire Volcano





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 15, 2016, 11:11:40 AM
I KILL THE DEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on May 15, 2016, 04:03:20 PM
THE TAMPON EATERS' REVENGE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Skull on May 16, 2016, 03:21:27 PM
Zombienado

Love it...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 18, 2016, 01:00:08 PM
STABBIN' CABIN (pretty sure someone's used this title before, but not for a feature)
WHITE LIVES SPLATTER (black dude gets fed up with police shootings and goes on a honky-killing spree)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 19, 2016, 10:07:21 AM
THE THING THAT WAS A THING.

THE CREATURE VS. THE OTHER CREATURE.

GENERIC SUPERHERO VS. GENERIC SUPER VILLAIN.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 20, 2016, 02:35:36 PM
Ninja Dodgeball

Brooding Angst Man: a superhero story

Patriot Trials of Foreign Combat Conspiracy

Two Hours of Kicking Celebrities in the Groin:  the Movie!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 20, 2016, 07:46:12 PM
Like Normal People 2: Still Like Normal People


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 22, 2016, 06:35:31 AM
Hillbilly Samurai

Ninja Gangster

Karate Robot

Japanese Martial Arts Guy that Actually a Werewolf


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 23, 2016, 03:12:14 PM
SHARK WITH A SHURIKEN

EVERYBODY SLASH BACKWARDS

ROLLER-HOOKERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 26, 2016, 09:59:00 AM
Batman vs Sharknado

(http://media.giphy.com/media/TlM8Uwqpdarjq/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on May 26, 2016, 09:49:44 PM
Crippled Masters 2: I Have No Fist and I Must Punch.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 27, 2016, 12:40:06 PM
ZOMBIE TELETUBBIES.

MY PRETTY PONIES FROM HELL.

HANNIBLE LECTOR'S LET'S MAKE A DEAL.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on May 28, 2016, 02:47:10 PM
Walmart Of Hell

Disco Fungus Conquers the World

Earth vs. Trump

Mexican Mamas Meet the Zodiac Killer

Tacos of Misery


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 02, 2016, 12:36:41 PM
INVASION OF THE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IMPERSONATORS.

THIS CAN'T BE UNREAL!

THE ETERNAL TOPICS OF BADMOVIES.ORG


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 16, 2016, 09:00:08 PM
Bog Butter Terror


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: stevendonovan91 on June 18, 2016, 12:27:38 PM
revenge of the spooky light bulb 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 18, 2016, 08:02:41 PM
Jawsy Dick


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 20, 2016, 05:57:08 AM
Fatal Fatality


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 20, 2016, 01:51:18 PM
BLOODY DEATH KILLER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 21, 2016, 08:46:49 AM
KELLY WILLIAMS, CANADIAN VAMPIRE (inspired by spam I received)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 21, 2016, 01:30:43 PM
BOZO'S ON THE BUS.

NICK DANGER AND THE CASE OF THE FLATULENT CONSPIRATOR.

THE MINIATURE ELEPHANT OF MADAGASKAR. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 26, 2016, 02:45:16 PM
SKANKNADO


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 27, 2016, 02:05:11 PM
THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT, REMEMBERED, THEN FORGOT AGAIN.

THE DAY THE EARTH LINE DANCED.

THE NIGHT OF THE TRIFFIDS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 27, 2016, 03:42:00 PM
THE SWINGING AXE KILLERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 29, 2016, 06:27:57 AM
Tyransaurus Ghost
Valkeries in Hell
The Ninjas of Count Dracula
Pringles:  the Movie! 
Would you like Death with That Order
Parody Movie: the Parody Movie (a parody)
Ventriloquist of the Living Dead
Attack of the 50 Foot Elvis Impersonator


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 03, 2016, 09:35:13 AM
HELP, MY PIMP IS A WEREWOLF!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 15, 2016, 08:55:02 PM
Mares of the Night
The Who vs Porky Pig


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 20, 2016, 06:54:22 PM
School of the Tardy Undead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 21, 2016, 01:49:26 AM
The Who vs Porky Pig

LOL  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 21, 2016, 01:51:16 AM
GoatBusters!  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 21, 2016, 09:38:12 AM
Trevor - it's actually a song

http://youtu.be/BQ-dhbYM1mg (http://youtu.be/BQ-dhbYM1mg)





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 04, 2016, 09:06:48 PM
Black Lives Splatter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 05, 2016, 07:33:06 AM
ZOMBIE TODDLERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on August 05, 2016, 11:23:08 AM
UNHOLY INFANT TREE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 05, 2016, 11:30:06 AM
Shaolin Beekeeper


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 05, 2016, 12:39:34 PM
White House Chainsaw Massacre

F.B. I. (Frankenstein's Bureau of Investigation)

The Night the Zombies Gave Up and Went Home

French Bread Samurai


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 22, 2016, 05:25:04 PM
THE BLACK VELVET VAMPIRE
HER INCREDIBLE OEDIPAL LEGS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 23, 2016, 04:15:54 PM
ATTACK OF THE APPENDICITIS CREATURES.

NO, SERIOUSLY, THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE, TRUST ME.

IT CAME, IT SAW, IT YAWNED.

THE DOG, THE CAT AND THE REST OF THE STORY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 24, 2016, 12:48:55 PM
Goatbusters  :bouncegiggle:

Sharknado vs Lavalantula


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 25, 2016, 01:03:54 PM
LIVEPOOL.

AUNT MAN.

THE GOATS WHO STARE AT WOMEN.

WOULD YOU HATE ME IF I SAID I LOVE YOU?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 25, 2016, 03:32:27 PM
THE SECRET SEX LIFE OF SUPERHEROES

SHERLOCK HOLMES, SERIAL KILLER

PSYCHO FROM SCHENECTADY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WingedSerpent on August 26, 2016, 10:42:38 PM
Frankenstein vs Dr. Moreau

An army of reanimated corpses against an army of man/animal hybrids.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 27, 2016, 09:41:27 AM
My Mommy, the Mummy

Redneck Zombies 2: Revenge of the Sunburnt

The Dancing Cigar

The Squatting Dog


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on August 29, 2016, 01:03:23 PM
THE DREDGE.

SLOW ENOUGH FOR YA?

TOENAIL FUNGUS AND THE AARDVARK KID.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gene Worm on August 30, 2016, 11:05:18 PM
THE ROCK THAT DOES NOTHING


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 08, 2016, 08:57:21 PM
The Ice Cream Killer

Math is Murder


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 10, 2016, 05:17:46 PM
15 Cabbages in a Winnebago

Wino's Adventures thoughout Time

Vampire Garbage Truck

How to Kill Your Boss in 10 Easy Steps

I Married an Oyster

Help!  I'm the President! 

Accidentally in France


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 13, 2016, 12:26:19 PM
Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on September 13, 2016, 03:42:29 PM
THE BULGE IN GRANDMA'S HOLSTER.

16 DAYS, 8 NIGHTS, AND ONE CHEESE LOG.

THE PATH TO LUXEMBOURG, IOWA.

HILDEGARD HAMHOCKER'S NOSE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 18, 2016, 10:55:27 AM
The Door to Door Insurance Salesman that would not Die!

Night of the slightly Angry Duck



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 05, 2016, 11:50:46 PM
Wrong Turn 8 Careful Pa you're crushing my smokes.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 09, 2016, 01:39:13 PM
I'm Pretty Sure I vaguely recall what You did, like, Twenty Summers Ago:  the Final Chapter


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 17, 2016, 07:51:56 PM
BRITISH HAM PARTY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on October 17, 2016, 10:44:22 PM
THE POLYESTER PANTSUIT THAT ATE MANHATTAN!!!!!!!!!   :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on October 21, 2016, 04:04:32 PM
Carrot Top's Washington DC Adventure

Diary Of A Bedbug

Sasha Grey Meets the Exorcist

Gary Busey Meets the Easter Bunny

Alien vs. the Kardashians

Newt Gingrich Joins the Apple Dumpling Gang



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 26, 2016, 02:41:08 PM
WITCHES GET STITCHES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 27, 2016, 11:56:24 AM
SATANNING BED


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 28, 2016, 11:42:00 AM
Right on Dead
Left Lane Must Die


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 31, 2016, 11:05:21 AM
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble II: Double Double Double Double Trouble



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 31, 2016, 02:38:31 PM
All I want for Christmas is April Fool's Day

The Halloween that really Kicked Ass

Pinking Shears Massacre

Fantastic Four:  No Seriously Guy, we Promise this one won't Suck

Tim Burton's Incredibly Goth Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 31, 2016, 03:21:50 PM
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 SLAYS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 01, 2016, 07:22:20 AM
Slash-a-Cake, Slash-a-Cake, Baker's Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 01, 2016, 11:05:41 AM
DOUBLE DRACULAS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 17, 2016, 02:31:28 PM
SHE INVENTED SIN


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Post by: Rev. Powell on November 17, 2016, 07:43:40 PM
HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A MUTANT


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 21, 2016, 01:41:55 PM
ROBOT MOBSTER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 22, 2016, 12:33:30 PM
ARGUMENT WITH A CHAIR.

THE LOBOTOMY OF BILLY JACK.

IT CAME FROM THE LOWER COLON.

WHEN CAN I BUY A BOWEL?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ted C on November 22, 2016, 09:49:45 PM
Plan 666 From Outer Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on November 25, 2016, 02:09:40 PM
PURPLE TORPEDOES FROM NEW JERSEY.

WHY DOES MR. PINK STINK?

THE FOOLS RUSH IN, THE SMARTS HAUL A$$.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2016, 09:01:59 PM
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE SINNING HOLE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 27, 2016, 11:07:19 AM
Necro Harvest

The Black Friday Massacre

There's a Cannibal In the White House

Sgt. Samurai's Adventures Through Time

Genghis Khan vs Stalin

Ninja Gorrilla

Curse of the Ninja's Dope @$$ Beats



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on December 24, 2016, 01:27:14 PM
The Man Who Could Choke Chickens

Sasha Grey Meets the Clown Without A Gown

Mystery Of the Mummy's Seasoning

Mothman Goes To Washington

The Curse Of Uncle Buck

Gran Moff Tarkin Builds His Dream House



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 24, 2016, 03:43:03 PM
Alienado


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 24, 2016, 04:01:27 PM
DESPERADONADO


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: javakoala on December 24, 2016, 04:18:40 PM
She Wallows in Sin (would have been a good title for Michael and Roberta Findlay or Doris Wishman back in their roughie days)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 12, 2017, 11:02:01 AM
FEEL THE WEREWOLF'S SLIMY TONGUE
DROOL OF THE VAMPIRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on January 13, 2017, 01:26:57 PM
WORLD OF TANKS:THE MUSICAL!

WAR SOUFFLE.

TOENAILS FROM HELL.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ER on January 13, 2017, 03:45:26 PM
I'm still kinda proud of Zombienado, but how about:

The Cycle of Lizzie Borden


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 13, 2017, 03:46:39 PM
LADY GODIVA MEETS BIGFOOT

HOT TIMES AT THE CREMATORIUM


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: javakoala on January 13, 2017, 06:25:31 PM
A Thin Slice of a Bad Moon

PIE!!!...in Your EYE!!!

Skewered: The Culinary School Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 13, 2017, 07:34:18 PM
Happiness is yelling bingo!

Hitler vs Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 13, 2017, 08:10:46 PM
Ninja Hitler

Dr. Strangelove part III:  Because we really couldn't figure out how to do a sequel so we're skipping Part II and moving ahead to the next movie.

!   (that's just going to be the full title.  Exclamation mark.  Nothing else.)

Sharktopusageddon vs Mount Rusmoretron


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 01:47:24 PM
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble
Double, Double, Toil & Trouble II: Double Double Double Double Trouble




There was a movie named Double, Double, Toil, & Trouble. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106763/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106763/)

Two kids have to rescue their good aunt who's been trapped in a mirror by their evil aunt.  Yep.
Starring Marry Kate and Ashley.

Also has a gravedigger character who lives in a tanning salon painted to look like Hawaii.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 02:13:34 PM
TROLL IV: Harry Potter vs. the Troll

(In a bizarre twist MGM might be able to do this; the 1st Troll movie was about a kid named Harry Potter rescuing his sister from a Troll.  J.K. Rolling even admitted in the 1st book's 1st chapter that the name was common.  At the very least the lawsuit would be interesting.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 02:18:18 PM
Flight 666 to Hell

(Almost happened yesterday; there was a flight #666 to Helsinki, which was abbreviated Hel.)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-most-terrifying-flight-fearless-9616885 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-most-terrifying-flight-fearless-9616885)
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/13/friday-13th-flight-666-hel (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/13/friday-13th-flight-666-hel)
http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/airlines/a24748/flight-666-lands-safely-in-hel/ (http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/airlines/a24748/flight-666-lands-safely-in-hel/)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117128/Would-want-board-flight-666-HEL-Friday-13th-Finnish-jet-flies-Helsinki-today-s-13-year-old-plane.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4117128/Would-want-board-flight-666-HEL-Friday-13th-Finnish-jet-flies-Helsinki-today-s-13-year-old-plane.html)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 02:29:47 PM
Typhoid Marry: the Epidemic Has a Name


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 02:31:32 PM
Pokemon Vs. Digimon: Battle of the Century
Monster Rancher: Forgotten Tales


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 02:33:07 PM
Vlad...the Impaler
Vlad II: Dracula: the Return


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 02:34:29 PM
From 5.25 to 3-and-a-Half:  A Floppy Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 02:48:42 PM
Godzilla vs. Godzilla

(Remember there's more than one; the first movie showed Godzilla dying and dissolving.  The 2nd movie had a different Godzilla which actually kinda/sorta defended Osaka.  Of course, these films seem to pick-and-choose which elements from previous films will count, but it still seems like the 2nd movie was supposed to feature a 2nd monster of the same species.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 14, 2017, 03:01:52 PM
Momber: the Mispelled Monster


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 16, 2017, 05:11:20 PM
Gigantis: Vs. the Ice Monster
Gigantis: Fight from Oska to Tokyo
Gigantis: Attacks America
Gigantis: Vs. the Trademark Attorneys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 18, 2017, 06:07:47 PM
Godzilla meets Garthagulon the laser beast and instead of fighting, they talk, get to know each other and become good friends. 

Attack of the Winged Buffalo

Scream of Mild Annoyance! 

Death by Movie Popcorn!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 18, 2017, 11:08:58 PM
Proud citizens of Dog Lick


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 21, 2017, 11:09:27 AM
Godzilla vs. Atragon.
Godzilla vs. the Armies of Mu
Godzilla and Atragon vs. the Armies of Mu

I'd seriously like to see all three of these...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 21, 2017, 09:18:23 PM
Godzilla vs. Atragon.
Godzilla vs. the Armies of Mu
Godzilla and Atragon vs. the Armies of Mu

I'd seriously like to see all three of these...

You forgot Godzilla vs Atragon and the Armies of Mu


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 30, 2017, 04:37:58 PM
St. Nicholas and the Pickled Children

(This is a real legend.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2017, 09:41:36 AM
SHE DATED THE UNDEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2017, 09:50:04 AM
SHE DATED THE UNDEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2017, 09:51:36 AM
SHE DATED THE UNDEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 03, 2017, 12:12:13 PM
SHE MARRIED THE UNDEAD
MY UNDEAD FATHER

and the inevitable Asylum versions:

SHE DATED THE LIVING DEAD
SHE MARRIED THE LIVING DEAD
and
MY LIVING DEAD FATHER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on February 03, 2017, 12:48:57 PM
One title could be IHOPETHISSITENEVERCRASHESEVERAGAIN :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 03, 2017, 04:07:32 PM
THE DAY BAD MOVIES DIED: A BAD MOVIE NIGHTMARE

BAD MOVIE (the bad Wayans Brothers spoof of the bad movie genre)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: javakoala on February 05, 2017, 10:06:45 AM
A Bad Day For a Bad Movie

WTF?: The Bad Movie Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 05, 2017, 10:38:03 AM
The Apostrophe That Dripp'd Blood


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on February 05, 2017, 12:30:36 PM
Sharkenstein


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 09, 2017, 05:52:21 PM
Chicken

Chicken 2: Night


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 09, 2017, 06:14:29 PM
Godzilla, King of the Monsters vs. Gigantis, the Fire-Monster.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Burgomaster on February 18, 2017, 07:47:35 AM
FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS RISES AGAIN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 24, 2017, 09:23:57 PM
Sex Slaves of the Living Dead

Evil is a Cat

The Man with a Piranha for a Brain

Count Dracula:  Superhero

The Day Time Gave Up and Went Home!!!

Laundry Mat Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on February 27, 2017, 05:23:00 PM
MAGILLA GORILLA Vs. KING KONG.

HOW I ET YOUR MOTHER.

THE VEGAN WAR MACHINE.

WAR GHODS OF THE JEEP.

WHEN LOGIC WENT MAD. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 04, 2017, 10:26:48 AM
VAMPIRE OF THE OZARKS

DR. VOLMERIAN, DENTIST TO THE VAMPIRE STARS

ZOMBIE BROTHEL


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 06, 2017, 12:35:46 AM
Zombienado

Zombienado 2: The Resurrection


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: javakoala on March 06, 2017, 08:24:09 PM
Zombienado

Zombienado 2: The Resurrection

Zombienado 3: Dead Air


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on March 07, 2017, 10:55:32 AM
Zombienado

Zombienado 2: The Resurrection

Zombienado 3: Dead Air

Zombienado 4: You Actually Like This?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 08, 2017, 12:24:41 PM
Vulgar Offer (belated Indecent Proposal knockoff from the Asylum)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 08, 2017, 12:58:51 PM
Revenge Of The Revenge

Revenge Of The Revenge 2: The Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 08, 2017, 05:00:30 PM
Zombienado

Zombienado 2: The Resurrection

Zombienado 3: Dead Air

Zombienado 4: You Actually Like This?

Zombienado 5: Space Zombies!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 08, 2017, 06:03:12 PM

ZNVI

Zombienado 7:  Shark Zombies in Space!  Vs Vampires  ... meets Hercules... on a motorcycle! 

Zombienado:  Reboot A-Go-Go, Baby! 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on March 10, 2017, 12:08:01 PM
ZOMBIENADO:WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF PARODY TITLES!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 10, 2017, 03:21:14 PM
Zombienado: This Time it's Personal


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 14, 2017, 05:18:04 PM
Snowmeggedon!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 14, 2017, 08:53:41 PM
Bloodbowl: the Toilet that Murders


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: frank on March 15, 2017, 04:36:20 AM

Nackt & Zerhackt


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 15, 2017, 02:58:56 PM
Citizen Slain


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 16, 2017, 11:53:45 AM
Bad Taste 2: Derek's Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 16, 2017, 02:30:13 PM
Revenge of the Pacifist

Samurai Motorcycle Gang

The Curse of King Tut's Leprechaun



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 16, 2017, 02:31:56 PM
I WAS A TRANSGENDER FRANKENSTEIN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on March 17, 2017, 01:48:46 AM
Whatever You Did Last Summer I Really Saw You Do Or Thought I Saw You Doing I Really Don't Care About Except There's This Idiot With An Axe Standing Behind You.  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 13, 2017, 10:06:45 AM
Vile Revengers

note: this or something similar was written on a blackboard in the (rather mediocre) horror movie "The Canal"


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 13, 2017, 03:44:04 PM
Fatal Homicide


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Josso on April 16, 2017, 10:39:44 AM
Cyber Shark


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 20, 2017, 03:45:02 PM
I DATE THE DEAD

THAT BABY DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE

FRANKENSTEIN JONES' GHETTO RAMPAGE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on April 21, 2017, 06:25:26 AM

Kill Now Or Die Later


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on April 28, 2017, 08:43:36 AM
Have a Nice Day: The Ironic Evil Smilie Face Movie (TM)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 29, 2017, 07:15:26 PM
PARTY IN HOOTER HOLLOW


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 29, 2017, 10:15:30 PM
Disco Dance with the Devil

Cannibal Cap

The Stranger Who Appeared Vaguely Threatening But Didn't Actually Do Anything

Puppy Eater

The Ninja/Samurai Suicides


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 05, 2017, 06:22:15 PM
FULL CHEESE ZOMBIES (inspired by YouTube's auto-transcription for "Fulchi's Zombies.")


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on May 12, 2017, 01:43:48 AM
Alien Disco Boogie in space everyone can see you GET FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 18, 2017, 08:50:39 AM
Large-Scale Disagreement In Outer Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 18, 2017, 01:02:55 PM
Searching For Clean Undies

Shaving Bigfoot

Diaper Hill


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on May 18, 2017, 02:57:58 PM
The Life and Times of Larry Buchanan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: clockworkcanary on May 18, 2017, 05:28:10 PM
Attack of the Hockey Mom

Brutafist

Alien Cheerleaders

Plan 10 From Cleveland, Ohio

Disco of the Dead

It Came From Nebraska

I Was a Teenage Were Shark

Terminalien


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 21, 2017, 07:55:23 PM
The Art of Pooping


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on May 22, 2017, 12:22:23 PM
The Girl Who Was Asked to be a SPY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 22, 2017, 06:35:27 PM
CRTL ALT DIE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ted C on May 23, 2017, 09:52:34 AM
The Girl Who Was Forced to Kill People


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 24, 2017, 04:51:49 PM
MAD SCIENCE FOR FUN AND PROFIT.

DAY THE WORLD SAID 'EH'.

ATTACK OF THE NON-VIOLENT MANEATERS.

THE ZOMBIES WHO JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY.

TREVOR AND THE UNDIES DO DENMARK.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 28, 2017, 12:18:46 PM
MURDER'S THREE DAY WEEKEND


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on May 30, 2017, 05:02:55 PM
MEME: THE MOVIE.

A FISH CALLED FISH.

THE DAY THE EARTH JOGGED IN PLACE.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 31, 2017, 08:11:09 PM
They Blamed it on the Dog! 

Moose Jockey



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on June 01, 2017, 01:18:27 AM


TREVOR AND THE UNDIES DO DENMARK.

 :buggedout: :buggedout: +  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

The good Danes would refuse me a visa - and I have an official passport.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 02, 2017, 11:19:52 AM


TREVOR AND THE UNDIES DO DENMARK.

 :buggedout: :buggedout: +  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

The good Danes would refuse me a visa - and I have an official passport.  :teddyr:
Well, they are descended from Vikings.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 03, 2017, 12:32:22 AM
Three on an Electric Chair

Win, Loose, or Be a Dinosaur

Bloody Slasher meets the Ninja

Bloody Slasher meets the Ninja II: the Second Date

All I want for Christmas is an Autographed Picture of the Hunchback of Notre Dame



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on June 05, 2017, 09:06:39 AM
Mazes and Monsters II: Perdue in the Dark Forest
Mazes and Monsters III: Robbie Sees the Shrink
Mazes and Monsters IV: Perdue Finds the Great Hall, Who thinks He's Insane
Mazes and Monsters V: Robbie Seeks Asylum
Mazes and Monsters VI: Perdue Escapes the White Fortress


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 13, 2017, 02:11:42 PM
THE THING VS. IT. BATTLE OF THE INDISTINCT MODIFIERS.

MY LIFE AS A PRUNE.

PILES DRIVER.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 15, 2017, 04:49:14 AM
Quiet Please: Massacre In Progress


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 31, 2017, 06:42:38 PM
To Mock a Killing Bird


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on August 06, 2017, 02:36:05 PM
Balloonknot Eaters From Outer Space

The California Raisins vs. Honey Boo-Boo

Bottomfeeders Of Washington

The Jordache Jeans Massacre

The Swinging Accountants Meet Alistair Crowley

The Impotent

The Plainville Poultry Murders

The Haunted Gloryhole

Auditing Of the Apes



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 07, 2017, 07:34:22 AM
SWIPE RIGHT FOR SLAUGHTER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: javakoala on August 07, 2017, 09:58:22 AM
SWIPE RIGHT FOR SLAUGHTER

If we still had a drive-in/exploitation culture, this would be the next title Roger Corman would greenlight.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on August 07, 2017, 02:38:56 PM
What's Buried at the Crossroads, Stays at the Crossroads.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on September 25, 2017, 01:27:49 PM
Earth-Grazing FireBall!

Actually a real phenomenon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth-grazing_fireball


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: TYTD Review on October 17, 2017, 03:35:28 PM
The day the planet went a bit nippy!

Death on 3 wheels

The attack of the gentle breeze

the 180 degree killer (Tagline: he'll turn his back on you!)

two shoes, four feet!

GARGANTUFAN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 28, 2017, 05:44:37 PM
Goyle of the Risegargles
Assaultive Cop


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 13, 2017, 11:49:00 AM
THE FOXY EXORCIST


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on November 13, 2017, 03:17:11 PM
UNEMPLOYED WEREWOLF
DIGNITY AND GRACE IN THE AGE OF MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
THE GREAT LINGERIE MASSACRE
SOBRIETY OF THE DEAD
CONFESSIONS OF AN AMISH HOOKER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 27, 2017, 02:26:30 PM
THE THING THAT LUSTS
I'LL ONLY SLAP YOU ONCE
MS. MANIAC


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on November 27, 2017, 03:18:46 PM
Charlie Chan vs. Fu Manchu


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 03, 2017, 01:56:36 PM
COCAINE MOTORCYCLE NINJAS (rerelease title for MIAMI CONNECTION)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 03, 2017, 08:19:16 PM
I can slap a tomato!

Extreme sheep herding


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 03, 2017, 10:40:44 PM
Revenge of the Zombie Cows

Bodies Floating in the Sea

Mac and Me 2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: El Misfit on December 04, 2017, 11:41:33 AM
The Never Ending Barking.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 04, 2017, 12:30:32 PM
Lady Snorer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 20, 2017, 02:22:05 PM
SANTO VS. SANTA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on December 20, 2017, 04:17:31 PM
Help, my goldfish is Satan's mother in law.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 20, 2017, 04:20:41 PM
Fartzilla!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 21, 2017, 03:55:47 AM
I Was A Teenage Mall Santa


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on December 21, 2017, 06:57:47 AM
The Gonad That Ate Manhatten!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 21, 2017, 10:04:52 PM
Godzilla vs. Hitler.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 27, 2017, 12:22:29 PM
Ultra Vulgar Butcher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on December 29, 2017, 12:45:37 AM
Grand Maw: the mouth of hell. Based on my real life experience.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on December 29, 2017, 02:42:20 PM
THE WARBLING GUTTERSNIPE

THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULDN'T AND ACCEPTED HIS FATE

THE MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS:THE MUSICAL!

FROM CARPATHIA TO TOKYO

THE UP SIDE OF SUICIDE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on December 29, 2017, 09:47:50 PM
My Moma Sells Crack Dressed as a Nun


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 01, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Reform School Girls Take Hawaii

Summer of the Geek

Blind Cop 2:  See No Evil

Samuel L. Jackson Cursing at You for 2 Hours: the Movie

Twin Frankensteins

The Christmas that made me want to Hurl

Doctor Skateboard



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 02, 2018, 05:04:28 PM
i-Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 02, 2018, 05:17:21 PM
i-Zombies
There's already a TV show called iZombie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3501584/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3501584/)

Where's the Wolfsbane?
We Need Silver Bullets!
The Haunted Reel
The Cursed Reel
Ghosts in the Nitrate
Ghosts in the Acetate
The Carpetbagger and the Curse of the Swamp Creature


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: stine.greta on January 02, 2018, 10:37:30 PM
Drown them in Acetone.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 05, 2018, 04:07:51 PM
The Grass Is Always Redder On The Blooder Side

The Carpetbagger and the Curse of the Swamp Creature
there's already a tv show called The Carpetbagger and the Cur.... nah not really.

quite a few of the titles invented so far actually are real films/shows etc though. most have been pointed out, I think.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 05, 2018, 06:29:13 PM
The fart that killed everyone.  (Hey, don't laugh. it's already a book.  http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/))


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Fox Sake on February 12, 2018, 05:46:40 AM
Plan 10 from Zombie Apocalpyse Driller Killers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 16, 2018, 09:37:51 PM
Alice Moved Back Here


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 16, 2018, 09:40:36 PM
Why not use a book title no one could ever top?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/23/eight-year-old-literary-genius-publishes-first-two-books-in-trilogy-5835803/)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 28, 2018, 11:27:17 PM
Wizard of Oz: toto's story (prequel)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 01, 2018, 01:16:41 AM
Snow white and the seven zombies.

The magnificent zombies.

A zombie on elm street.

Zombie anything.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 03, 2018, 11:51:31 AM
Splat on a Hot Tin Roof


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on March 03, 2018, 05:28:01 PM
Nazis With Chainsaws


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 03, 2018, 06:16:03 PM
Kramer vs.  King Kong.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on March 03, 2018, 07:30:45 PM
The Crawdad Monster


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 13, 2018, 04:51:37 PM
Dame of the Living Dead

The 733T Dead

The Monster I pulled out of my @$$!

The President has been Kidnapped by Gophers! 

Gun-Puncher and Bullet Fist


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on March 13, 2018, 04:53:33 PM
I was a teenage prostitute drilla killa murdering transvestite.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 15, 2018, 02:27:29 PM
President Trump Saves The World!

The Emoji Movie II:  the six hour long directors cut

Jayden, Justin, and Adam:  Roadtrippers  (starring Jayden Smith, Justin Bieber, and Adam Sandler)

Something Over there Might be Spooky... maybe:  A found footage movie



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chuckwoodjohn on March 15, 2018, 08:41:07 PM
Aliens from Beneath the Earth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 23, 2018, 02:20:45 PM
TEENAGE WEREWOLF NOOKIE
SINNING IN THE RAIN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 23, 2018, 04:35:07 PM
Faulty Goods

Faulty Goods 2: The Return


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on March 25, 2018, 03:46:53 PM
Flame of the Volcano!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 29, 2018, 02:27:10 PM
Badmovies.org: The Movie!

Badmovies.Org 2: Site Down

Badmovies.Org 3: Ressurrection


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on April 29, 2018, 01:15:38 AM
The stench from out your ass what the hell crawled up in their and died.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on May 03, 2018, 11:41:22 AM
Demonic Blue Bloods

Aka:

Mammon Incarnate

Aka:

The Money Lovers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 15, 2018, 06:37:58 PM
"Working cell Phone with good reception"

a stripper who is being chased by the govt and a serial killer has a fully charged working cell phone and data plan. can the bad guys do anything to her?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on June 16, 2018, 01:43:01 PM
Dracula Vs. The Garlic Farmer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 18, 2018, 05:26:13 AM
Jack Harris' epic ”The 4d man vs the Blob!" See review here.  http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,150332.0.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,150332.0.html)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on June 20, 2018, 02:35:16 PM
Spazchow and the dogs of war.

The Wolf Vending machine.

The Haunted Lugwrench.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 01, 2018, 08:43:56 AM
Mexican Wrestlers vs Godzilla

Taste the Blood of Bigfoot

Too Old to Kick A$$

The Night Halloween Fell on Friday the 13th

The Phantom of the Disco

Chainsaw Accademy

The Bikini Lumberjacks

The Hippopotamus the Learned to play Baseball


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 01, 2018, 10:49:19 AM
It came from Uranus.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 08, 2018, 02:07:57 PM
The Hamster that Ate Wyoming! 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on August 01, 2018, 09:36:21 AM
Ronin Pharoah

Lesbian Bed Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 01, 2018, 02:39:59 PM
Revenge of the Apathetic man


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on August 01, 2018, 04:21:38 PM
Charlie Chan vs.  Fu Manchu.

Mindsmasher.  Horror of the atomic mouth.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 04, 2018, 11:13:58 PM
Toilet paper massacre.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 05, 2018, 12:59:05 PM
Toilet paper massacre.

Toilet Paper Massacre 2: Total Wipeout


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on October 05, 2018, 02:03:51 PM
Attack of the atomic fart monster!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 05, 2018, 05:24:40 PM
Dicknado!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 06, 2018, 10:12:03 AM
They Were Sausages


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 15, 2019, 06:04:41 PM
Nazis with Chainsaws

The Big Freezer

Brainstorm: Tornado of Heads

Snowblind: An Adventure


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 15, 2019, 06:36:09 PM
Grand Maw, the Mouth of Hell.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 15, 2019, 06:58:49 PM
Curse of Man on Toilet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on January 16, 2019, 09:16:37 AM
Curse of Man on Toilet


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 16, 2019, 12:42:51 PM
Revenge of Man on Toilet

Return of Man on Toilet

Spaceman on Toilet

Merman on Toilet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 16, 2019, 05:47:44 PM
Woman on Toilet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on January 16, 2019, 05:52:00 PM
Toilet 2: Someone stole the loo roll!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 16, 2019, 08:27:58 PM
The Fart Machine

Manos 2: Torgo's Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 16, 2019, 10:00:42 PM
It came fromTrevor's underwear!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 17, 2019, 08:02:50 AM
Comet Vs. Asteroid Vs. Meteor


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 17, 2019, 09:03:55 AM
Starsluts!  They came from deep space to sit on your face!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 18, 2019, 07:23:54 PM
The Penis Chopper


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on January 19, 2019, 02:43:36 AM
It came from Uranus.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 19, 2019, 11:19:38 AM
If Footmen Tire You What Will Zebra Do?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 22, 2019, 12:08:41 PM
Predator vs Godzilla.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 22, 2019, 12:36:58 PM
The Velvet Peacock Struts At Midnight


(a giallo, starring edwige fenech. with very bad dubbing...oh hang on that's all of them...)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 22, 2019, 12:41:58 PM
Karma Had Puppies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on January 22, 2019, 02:21:02 PM
Bucky Larson: The Uncut Special 6 Hour Edition.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 22, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
Woman on toilet.

The N from outer space.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 25, 2019, 09:34:08 AM
Uncle Fred's Campfire Sing Along!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 27, 2019, 11:42:44 AM
Don't Look Now, Momma has Her Boobs Out


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 27, 2019, 02:21:43 PM
Attack of the killer butterflies.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on January 27, 2019, 02:37:36 PM
The Wig That Wouldn't Die: The Elton John Story.

The Wig That Wouldn't Die: Tou(pee).


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 27, 2019, 11:31:56 PM
Ronald Reagan vs. The commies from Mars!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on January 28, 2019, 06:31:48 AM
Seven Brides For Seven Buggers  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 29, 2019, 12:26:10 PM
THE DAY THE CLOWN DIED


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on January 29, 2019, 02:09:30 PM
Dinosaur Continent: The Lost Civilization of the Atlantians


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 29, 2019, 10:37:41 PM
The Cursed Toilet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 29, 2019, 11:55:01 PM
The man eating turd.

(I got that from something a prisoner said on lockup)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 30, 2019, 07:31:40 PM
Donavan's testicle.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on January 30, 2019, 07:57:34 PM
Help! My big toe is a dinosaur!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WingedSerpent on February 02, 2019, 11:45:27 AM
Amazon Vampire from the Center of the Earth

Mystery of the Forgotten Moon







Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 02, 2019, 12:24:22 PM
Phaeton: The Planet That Blew Up

(Presented by Sun Classic Pictures)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on February 02, 2019, 12:55:00 PM
Spawn of the Lawn Mower Lawyer
Oriental Rat Fleas Zombies
Barb Wire Barbie
The Hernia Effect
I Was a Teenage Manicure for the KGB


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gene Worm on February 02, 2019, 06:29:53 PM
Attack of the Poop Scoop

The Man Who Screams at Sheep

Cult of the Floppy Crocodile

Broccoli Man Strikes Woodstock

Grandma is Actually a Shark!

Mom, There's an Arm in My Soup!

Monty Python and the Giant Crab Monster

That Zombie Ate My Lobster

Cardboard Man vs. The Box Cutter

The Mob vs. The Flying Nose

IT: Turning it Off and Back on Again


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on February 02, 2019, 08:19:28 PM
Curse of the Screaming Dad
Entrails of a Beautiful Grandmother
I Saw What You Ate
The Legend of Sleepy Pillow
A Stranger Is Cooking
The Doctor and the Pelvis
The Hunchback of Starbucks
Don't Feed the Sheep
The Car That Dripped Oil
Neon Cataracts
My Best Friend Is a Deodorant Tester


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 02, 2019, 09:03:06 PM
Earth vs the chihuahua.

Dracula's second cousin.

Batsuper vs manman.

Plan 9 from closet space.

The midget claw.

Rickshaws of fire.

Any movie title plays the words "Directed by J. J Abrams. "





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on February 02, 2019, 09:50:20 PM
This is strangely addictive  :teddyr:

A Hero Never Dyes
My New Partner Wears Braces
40 000 b.c: A Love Story
Amish Kickboxer
The Sauerkraut Collector
Search and Employ
The Bride with No Hair
The Dark Side of Macarena
Hercules and the Amazon workers strike on Black Friday


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 02, 2019, 11:06:53 PM
Hercules vs godzilla.

Creature with the atom kidney.

It came from beneath the outhouse.

Navy vs the night sweats.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on February 02, 2019, 11:59:47 PM
ATTACK OF THE GIANT SPATULAS!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 03, 2019, 01:21:27 AM
The fifth Indiana Jones movie. (Let's face it whatever they call it we all know it's gonna suck.)

Attack of the collosaal  hemorrhoid!

James and the giant broccoli.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on February 04, 2019, 09:34:12 AM
Man on Toilet 7: Revenge of the Spicy Burrito


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on February 04, 2019, 11:45:41 AM
The Spy Who Groomed Me
Fist of Furry
Bring Me a Jar of Alfredo Sauce
The Lady Blushes
Good Guys Wear Slacks
Race with the Paperboy
A Force of None
Herbie Goes to Bulgaria
Shaft in Wonderland


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 04, 2019, 12:50:04 PM
Age of Seers: The Coming Calamity, Crisis in the Ancient's Tomorrow


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on February 04, 2019, 01:03:47 PM
Trump: The Musical.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on February 04, 2019, 02:03:46 PM
Sold Separately: The Life of a Doll Accessory


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 04, 2019, 04:30:48 PM
Breakdance 2000: Millennium Moves


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 07, 2019, 03:12:53 PM
KISS THE GHOULS AND MAKE THEM DIE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 07, 2019, 06:01:51 PM
The Return of Sears: Shopping Center of the Undead

(In honor of: https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/07/investing/sears-decision/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/07/investing/sears-decision/index.html))


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 08, 2019, 11:54:19 AM
The Light Gemstone

Planet Orbiting A Black Star

Lunar Disaster

Ace Books Presents: The Lord of the Rings


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on February 08, 2019, 01:31:34 PM
I was a teenage blob.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on February 09, 2019, 12:32:17 AM
Party People in a Can


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 09, 2019, 01:15:05 AM
Oh god not another zombie movie!

Megapanda vs superkoala.

Killer camels from mars.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on February 14, 2019, 12:40:25 PM
THE SIDE PIECE OF FRANKENSTEIN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Flangepart on February 15, 2019, 02:49:12 PM
The library of the Undead.
The Bidet of the Ghods.
Random Acts of Revenge in Kindergarden.
Why keep breathing?
Vicious Velocipedes from Venus. 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 15, 2019, 09:35:33 PM
Lesbian vampire ninjas! (Yeah,  it'd be bad but it might be our kinda bad.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on February 16, 2019, 06:49:13 AM
Vegan Ferox
Tourist App
When a Stranger Bawls
A Bay of Snot
The New York Tipper
The Town That Dreaded Hoedown
Alone in the Ark
Taste the Spud of Dracula
Don't Be Afraid of the Bark
The Wizard of Al Gore


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 16, 2019, 03:46:10 PM
Superklansman, the movie.

My dinner with Hitler.

I married a nazi from outer space.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on February 16, 2019, 09:32:54 PM
Twin Peaks: A Tribute to Dolly Parton's Boobs


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 16, 2019, 09:42:53 PM
I have no ass and I must fart.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on February 18, 2019, 01:34:25 PM
Gender Fluid Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 18, 2019, 08:27:30 PM
Feminazi commies  from mars. A rupert Murdoch film.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on February 25, 2019, 07:55:36 PM
Deerpocalypse!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 25, 2019, 10:33:01 PM
Sharkaclysm!

Topthat!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on February 26, 2019, 07:03:40 PM
The Virtuous Protastant Woman & the Sinister Catholic Monk: A Gothic Romance of the Black Forest

(Note: this is a parody of late 18th/early 19th century fiction, based on plot summaries. It's not meant to besmirch anyone's belief.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 27, 2019, 12:42:30 AM
Nun shall escape his wrath! These sisters have had enough of your sins, and their flying nun does strafing runs.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on February 28, 2019, 07:37:12 PM
I eat your undies!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 28, 2019, 09:21:25 PM
I eat your undies!

https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60 (https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on March 01, 2019, 07:04:01 AM
Travels through my rectum.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 01, 2019, 06:41:35 PM
This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us

This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us 2: This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Three Of Us


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 01, 2019, 09:37:58 PM
I eat your undies!

https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60 (https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60)


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Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 01, 2019, 11:45:36 PM
I eat your undies!

https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60 (https://www.walmart.com/ip/d-Edible-Undies-Male-Chocola/121797379?wmlspartner=wmtlabs&adid=22222222222000000000&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=o&wl2=t&wl3=10352200394&wl4=pla-1103028060075:aud-807586655&wl12=121797379_10000009339&wl14=edible%20undies&veh=sem&msclkid=434f4820588b1ab9cf631458ce683e60)


……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..………………………………………………………………………………………….


So, you  passed out from shock and your head hit the period key?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 02, 2019, 12:09:16 PM
tony Hawk skatesaw massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on March 03, 2019, 09:48:17 AM
The Haunted Outhouse
Hamburgers From Outer Space
Scream Of the Choked Chicken
Ancient Hippie Goes To Washington
Hope Floats..But So Do Turds
The Murky Mind Of Randy Quaid
Pancho Villa Meets Frankenstein


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 05, 2019, 01:46:15 AM
Godzilla steps on chuck Norris.

Scott pilgrim beats chuck Norris' ass.

Kiss my ass chuck Norris!

(Some pinhead posted a load of "chuck Norris is god" style memes on my feed just now .)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 05, 2019, 07:37:59 AM
Lisping Killer

Lisping Killer 2: The Thequel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 22, 2019, 09:48:35 AM
"That's My Butler!"

A wealthy man tails his butler around town late at night, catching him in various shocking situations


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 21, 2019, 10:19:20 AM
Talons of The White Turkey

Where'd Ya Go, Bunji Boo?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on April 21, 2019, 03:57:27 PM
Big Rig Battles: Wasteland Warriors


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Pacman000 on May 08, 2019, 08:00:14 PM
Encarta Mind Maze: The Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 23, 2019, 07:50:42 AM
No Acronyms Please, We're British  (aka NAPWB)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 23, 2019, 11:40:28 PM
Blood! Drink of the Vampires! Flesh! Feast of the Zombies!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 24, 2019, 09:07:55 AM
Zombie Vampires from a Planet Beyond Time!!

Pizza Parlor of the Living Damned

Bikini Girls in a Haunted House

Hitler stold my Dog's Brain!

The Karate Squid



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 25, 2019, 05:08:07 PM
Time to Rock: War with the Morlocks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 25, 2019, 05:14:01 PM
Army of the Feral


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 08:05:26 AM
Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on May 27, 2019, 08:15:39 AM
Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

I can add this: Plumbers: Ass Crack of Doom.  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on May 27, 2019, 08:59:17 AM
Coyote Snugly
The 40-Year-Old Surgeon
Scratch Me If You Can
The Fashion of the Christ
Crouching Leprechaun, Hidden Gold
The Girl with the Volkswagen Tattoo
Bridget Jones's Dairy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 10:34:52 AM
Somari: The Speedy Plumber Comes to Earth


 :teddyr: :teddyr:

I can add this: Plumbers: Ass Crack of Doom.  :wink:


I figured "since there's a new Sonic movie..."

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayfic62fDrA (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayfic62fDrA)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 12:16:46 PM
Giant Vampire Mosquitoes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on May 27, 2019, 12:42:08 PM
Help! My penis is a piranha.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 04:32:10 PM
Wonderously Weird Wyvern War


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on May 27, 2019, 04:44:42 PM
The Day the Earth Stood Up Its Date.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 05:12:45 PM
Dragons vs Jerusulam

(Based on an old translation of an Old Testament prophecy. Newer translations use jackals instead of dragons. Newer translations may be more accurate, but older ones are more entertaining. ;) https://biblehub.com/jeremiah/9-11.htm)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 05:41:10 PM
Co-Ed Co-Ax: The College Cable Killers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 27, 2019, 06:07:01 PM
The Butthole Surfers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on May 27, 2019, 07:18:33 PM
The Butthole Surfers

(https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/330/MI0001330932.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

The Butthole Surfers could provide the soundtrack  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2019, 08:49:04 PM
Internet Addicts: The Intervention


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 31, 2019, 09:17:27 PM
I was a Teenage Anteater


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 31, 2019, 09:26:34 PM
Stop or my ass will shoot!





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on June 08, 2019, 02:56:29 PM
Diary Of Anne Frankenstein
The Toxic Evangelist
Dude, Where's My Morals?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 08, 2019, 05:50:47 PM
Godzilla vs travor's shorts.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 08, 2019, 09:50:06 PM
Shaving Private Ryan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 08, 2019, 10:19:25 PM
Pride March Mercenaries


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on June 09, 2019, 01:52:28 AM
Pogonophobia! The Beards Strike Back.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on June 09, 2019, 02:54:59 AM
Shaving Private Ryan

Almost. They made Shaving Ryans Privates in 1998.  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 09, 2019, 05:43:16 AM
1
1 2
1 3
1 4: The Prequel (aka 1 -1, aka 0)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on June 09, 2019, 05:52:31 AM
Rambone


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on June 09, 2019, 06:51:18 AM
15 Miles and your Dead

A Vegetarian Vampire in Vermont. 

Decapitation Nation

Attack of the Poorly Rendered CG Monster!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 09, 2019, 07:08:54 AM


Attack of the Poorly Rendered CG Monster!

That was the original title for "Yongary"/


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 09, 2019, 09:29:45 AM
Ramboner

Flesh Eating Nuns


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 09, 2019, 09:46:07 AM
Ramboner

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190688/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190688/)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on June 09, 2019, 01:39:46 PM
Vincent Price & the Evil Cheesy Pasta!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2019, 02:11:02 PM
THE DERANGED DUNGEON OF DARK ALEX


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on June 09, 2019, 03:19:55 PM
THE DERANGED DUNGEON OF DARK ALEX

Strangely enough the nickname for my chat room on Discord is the Spanking Dungeon.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on June 09, 2019, 05:48:45 PM
THE DERANGED DUNGEON OF DARK ALEX

Strangely enough the nickname for my chat room on Discord is the Spanking Dungeon.
The Spanking Dungeon of Dark Alex sounds like a very different kind of movie.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 11, 2019, 08:49:56 AM
THE DAY CARE CENTER OF DR. MOREAU


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 11, 2019, 10:30:02 PM
Rambo Strokes his Ramboner


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 12, 2019, 02:29:00 PM
The thing that ate  my ass.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on June 21, 2019, 04:43:44 AM
The Upside Your Head  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 28, 2019, 11:51:31 AM
FOUR BEHEADINGS AND A FUNERAL


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on June 28, 2019, 12:23:36 PM
I think my pet Chihuahua is really El Chupacabra!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 28, 2019, 02:36:22 PM
Oriental Stream

Oriental Stream 2: Chinese Burn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 28, 2019, 02:41:30 PM
I think my pet Chihuahua is really El Chupacabra!
I actually saw a chihuahua walking along the street today (with its owners). weird looking things, could definitely pass for some kind of semi-mythical demonic creature with a bit of work, I reckon...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on June 28, 2019, 02:55:07 PM
I think my pet Chihuahua is really El Chupacabra!
I actually saw a chihuahua walking along the street today (with its owners). weird looking things, could definitely pass for some kind of semi-mythical demonic creature with a bit of work, I reckon...

I can see the beginnings of a bad movie here. I have to warn you that 19 times out of 20 it does not go well for the investigator. Although the good news is that you won't die until just before the end credits.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 28, 2019, 06:08:45 PM
no worries... it's not the living that counts, it's the taking part :)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 01, 2019, 08:43:44 PM
Werewolves ate all the Zombies! 

A Martian Maniac on Venus

Help!  I can't stop Beheading people!!!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 01, 2019, 08:47:01 PM
The farting dead.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on July 02, 2019, 01:22:21 PM
The Lost Incontinent

Scooby Dope, There's No Hope

The Jerk Next Door Meets the b***h Down the Street

Pastronomy: Deli Of the Stars





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 02, 2019, 02:45:34 PM
Twitter Feed of the Living Dead

Ask Jeeves:  How do I kill?



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on July 05, 2019, 05:23:44 AM
JJ Abrams life story...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 05, 2019, 07:34:00 AM
When conservative scientists try to reanimate Donald trump's body after he has a major aneurysm because an anonymous source released his taxes the result is....


FRANKENSWINE!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 10, 2019, 08:15:01 AM
The Legend of Trevor's Undies  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gabriel Knight on July 10, 2019, 08:38:46 AM
Last year I went with my girlfriend to a city in Argentina, with german roots, called Villa General Belgrano, and they had this contest of Dachshund, commonly known as weiner dogs. People would take their pets, dress them, and receive prices. Now imagine thousands of weiner dogs dressed as Spiderman, doctors, and wathever outfit you can come up with, filling every street in the city.

That, my friends, would lead to the classic movie that I just made up...

"ATTACK OF THE WEINER DOGS"
Vengance comes in many forms


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 10, 2019, 08:46:26 AM
Psycho retreat bloodbath massacre.

Numerous famous psychochotic mass murderers receive invitations to "Psycho-la", the world's first vacation resort catering to psychotic mass murderers. They arrive at a remote villa by tour bus only to did it functional but deserted and the tour bus suddenly hurts into flames.

Trapped by the distance to the nearest civilized area and the intense heat of the desert surrounding them resort,  the killers begin looking for thighs to do. One by one they are stalked by an unseen hunter who follows each one into an isolated area then shoots then in the head with a handgun.

As the story unfolds it turns out a sane person has arranged the whole situation to sanely and reasonably kill psychotic mass murderers who do nothing but murder people out of insanity.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 11, 2019, 05:29:28 PM
Death Toilet: The Toilet that Swallows


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 11, 2019, 06:42:57 PM
The Revenge of Peanut Butter

The last Sumo Wrestler in the Wild West

The Wild World of Competitive Ostrich Racing

They went back in time with one goal...
SHAVE HITLER'S MUSTACHE




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 12, 2019, 07:24:11 PM
I was a teenage trump supporter!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 18, 2019, 11:27:19 AM
Stork Fear

(starring Gabriel Carteris, Carrot Top, and the black chick from the first season of Melrose Place)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 18, 2019, 11:55:58 AM
They Club Baby Seals, Don't They?
The Sound of Muzak
The Magnified Seven
Rosemary's Gravy
Invasion of the Body Shamers
Planet of the Grapes
Singin' in the Acid Rain


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 18, 2019, 05:47:43 PM
Twilight the new blood.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 19, 2019, 05:54:18 PM
The s**tting Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 19, 2019, 07:27:19 PM
Blade 4: Die motherxxxxers die!

Wesley snipes redons his Blade gear and goes after the most horrifible, inhuman blood suckers who ever existed: The IRS.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on July 25, 2019, 04:38:03 AM
Star Wars; Episode MLXXVII: Zombie George strikes back


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 25, 2019, 05:31:30 AM
Sharkanado the new series.



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on August 21, 2019, 09:04:01 PM
The House that Wept Softly

The House that Screamed DOOM!

The House that basically told me to just go F*** myself.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 22, 2019, 10:02:18 AM
The Man With Lasers in His Eyes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 17, 2019, 10:44:11 PM
Trevor vs undies  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 18, 2019, 12:52:27 AM
Collect the monkey!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on October 18, 2019, 03:04:04 AM
Collect the monkey!

You're a waste of perfectly good  empty space.

On topic

Attack of the the ear monsters!

(They actually kinda did this with a recent movie about earth invaded by monsters that had no eyesight but good hearing send peolle had to be silent to avoid being killed.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 18, 2019, 08:48:10 AM
Collect the Monkey 2: Jungle Edition


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 18, 2019, 11:13:39 AM
Collect the monkey!

You're a waste of perfectly good  empty space.


Maybe so, but I am one who is doing a whole hell of a load better at life than you.  :drink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 18, 2019, 12:00:45 PM
c'mon peeps, this thread is supposed to be a light hearted bit of fun.  :drink:

anyway...

ARMAGEDDON GENOCIDE MASSACRE



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gabriel Knight on October 18, 2019, 02:38:30 PM
BIKER ZOMBIES FROM DETROIT

Oh, crap, it's already taken.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 18, 2019, 02:45:09 PM
Since anti-superhero movies seem to becoming more in vogue at the moment...

Supertrump: The presidential superhero!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 19, 2019, 09:39:09 AM
Collect the Monkey 3: Zoo Edition


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 19, 2019, 10:00:38 AM
The Peolle vs. Spookyguven Hiw: Bikini Hurricane

 :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 21, 2019, 05:16:45 PM
Collect the Monkey 4: The Quest to Save Bananas!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 22, 2019, 07:24:05 AM
Collect the Monkey V: This time the Monkey collects you!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 22, 2019, 10:24:29 AM
Collect the Monkey 6: The Search for Donkey Kong


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 22, 2019, 11:22:47 AM
Collect the Monkey 7: Covfefe!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 22, 2019, 11:50:44 AM
COLLECT THE MONKEY: 8 The Peolle ate you


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 22, 2019, 01:57:39 PM
Collect the Monkey 9: The Hunt for King Kong


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 22, 2019, 02:50:11 PM
Collect the Monkey X: Jason vs the Monkey.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 22, 2019, 03:05:34 PM
Gee and I thought I was silly! 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 22, 2019, 04:48:06 PM
Collect the Monkey 11: Diddy Kong's Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 22, 2019, 07:37:51 PM
Collect the Monkey 12: A New Beginning


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 22, 2019, 09:38:46 PM
Collect the Monkey 13: East s**t with Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 23, 2019, 03:27:17 AM
Collect the Monkey 13: The Monkey Flees To Youtube. (Indy will get this one).


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 23, 2019, 10:09:06 AM
Collect the Monkey 15: The Invasion of Donkey Kong Country


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 23, 2019, 01:24:38 PM
Collect the Monkey 14.

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT NUMBER 14.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 23, 2019, 02:25:12 PM
Collect the Monkey 16: King Kong's Revenge!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 23, 2019, 08:45:09 PM
Collect the Monkey 17: The Great Ape Uprising


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 24, 2019, 05:58:46 PM
Collect the Monkey 18: The Apes East s**t!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 24, 2019, 06:07:59 PM
Collect the Monkey 19: Battle for the Planet of the Peolle.

By the way, is Peolle a traditional Spanish dish?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 24, 2019, 08:15:53 PM
Collect the Monkey 20: The Quest for Dr. Zaius


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 25, 2019, 09:01:24 AM
Collect the Monkey 21: It's Spankin' Time!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 25, 2019, 02:05:33 PM
Collect the Monkey 22: The Monkey Spanks You!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 25, 2019, 10:32:35 PM
Collect the Monkey 23: Monkeys in Space!

Collect the Monkey 24: King Kong's Revenge 2 - This Time Poo Goes Flying!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 27, 2019, 01:21:07 PM
Collect the Monkey 25: Relic Collecting of Monkeys on Kong Island



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 27, 2019, 01:54:40 PM
Collect the Monkey 26: Bring 'Em Back Alive - Tales of the Golden Monkey.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 27, 2019, 02:33:31 PM
Collect the Monkey 27: Brass Monkey, that Funky Monkey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 27, 2019, 10:58:35 PM
Collect the Monkey 28: Tarzan's Revenge!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 30, 2019, 09:46:02 AM
Collect the Monkey 29: Journey to their Pile of Poo to East s**t!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 30, 2019, 02:20:34 PM
Collect the Monkey XXX: Emmanuelle Meets the Monkey!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 30, 2019, 05:05:53 PM
Collect the Monkey 31: immediate death senwtce
Collect the Monkey 32: why the f**k should I bother fixing typos ifmicm going to grtns**t for not making them?
Collect the Monkey 33: a realistic movie about Viet nam


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 30, 2019, 08:03:26 PM
Collect the Monkey 34: Evil, Evil Monkey!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 30, 2019, 10:36:20 PM
Don't s**t Yourself Out of Anger


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 31, 2019, 12:12:12 AM
Collect the Monkey 31: immediate death senwtce
Collect the Monkey 32: why the f**k should I bother fixing typos ifmicm going to grtns**t for not making them?
Collect the Monkey 33: a realistic movie about Viet nam

You, my friend, are a born clown.   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 31, 2019, 07:38:13 AM
Collect the Monkey 35: The Quest for Curious George's Tale.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 31, 2019, 09:27:50 AM
Collect the Monkey 36: Return to the Jungle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 31, 2019, 07:12:44 PM
Children of the Porn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 01, 2019, 08:27:53 AM
Collect the Monkey 37: Hey hey we're the Monkees


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 01, 2019, 02:27:35 PM
Collect the Monkey 37: Monkey Shines.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 01, 2019, 05:07:14 PM
Collect the Monkey 39: The Great Ape Uprising in Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 01, 2019, 10:18:06 PM
Collect the Monkey 40: Retro Monkey Collector


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on November 02, 2019, 10:38:18 AM
COLLECT THE MONKEY #41: Rise of the Mokney!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 02, 2019, 03:28:27 PM
Collect the Monkey 42: The First Collector

Collect the Monkey 43: An Idiots Guide to Collecting Monkeys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 02, 2019, 04:45:06 PM
Collect the Monkey 44: Collect the Monkey Forever!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on November 03, 2019, 01:32:17 AM
Children of the Porn


I dunno. That doesn't sound right to me  :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 03, 2019, 10:25:46 AM
Collect the Monkey 45: Chase the Monkey!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 03, 2019, 11:14:45 AM
Collect the Monkey 46: Escape from Monkey Island.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 03, 2019, 04:46:00 PM
Collect the Monkey 47: Monkeymania is Running Wild!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 03, 2019, 09:17:55 PM
Collect the Monkey 48: Attack of the 50 Foot Chimpanzee


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on November 03, 2019, 10:50:49 PM
COLLECT THE MONKEY #49 - Seven Monkeys Squared!!!


(get it?)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on November 03, 2019, 11:32:14 PM
Collect the Monkey 50: The Gold Edition
(it's just a recap of the first 49  :teddyr:)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 03, 2019, 11:50:27 PM
Collect the Monkey 51: The Great Alien Monkey Invasion


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 04, 2019, 10:31:53 AM
Collect the Monkey 52: Alien Monkeys Spawn at Area 51


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 04, 2019, 08:33:03 PM
Collect the Monkey 53: Role Reversal, The Monkey Collects You


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 04, 2019, 11:18:45 PM
Anarckitty


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 05, 2019, 10:53:30 AM
Collect the Monkey 54: The one just made from outtakes from the previous movies.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 05, 2019, 01:19:17 PM
The Monkey Collector (The Asylum  ripoff attempting to ride the popularity of the "Collect the Monkey" series)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 05, 2019, 05:13:45 PM
Collect the Monkey 55: Hippy Apes Smoking Weed


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chefzombie on November 05, 2019, 07:45:29 PM
collect the monkey#56-earth monkeys are easy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on November 05, 2019, 11:02:58 PM
Collect the Monkey 57: Monkeys on Wheels


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 06, 2019, 09:09:39 AM
Collect the Monkey 58: The collection escapes!
Time to start all over again.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 06, 2019, 09:21:50 AM
Bitterness the Musical

Bitterness the Musical 2: You are Dead to Me Nothing but Scum, You Give Me Inflimation of the Bum


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 06, 2019, 01:42:49 PM
ROMANTIC ROVEL  



 :bouncegiggle: :lookingup: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 06, 2019, 10:56:35 PM
Collect the Monkey 59: Starting Over --- Recapturing the First Monkey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 07, 2019, 10:08:26 AM
Collect the Monkey 60: I was a Teenage Monkey Collector


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 07, 2019, 08:00:57 PM
Collect the Monkey 61:  The Marx Brothers Present -- Monkey Business


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 08, 2019, 05:15:27 PM
Collect the Monkey 62: Monkeys on Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 09, 2019, 01:35:54 PM
Collect the Monkey 63: Is this something I should never have started?

 :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :drink: :drink: :twirl: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on November 09, 2019, 04:53:54 PM
Collect the Monkey 64: The Next Generation


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 09, 2019, 05:32:49 PM
Collect the Monkey 65: Collect the Money from the Very Rich Monkey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 09, 2019, 07:42:27 PM
Collect the Monkey 66: Get the Monkey off my Back! He's Breaking Fire!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on November 10, 2019, 11:11:05 AM
All Monkeys Must Die


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 10, 2019, 03:09:34 PM
Collect the Monkey 68: Night of the Bloody Apes

Collect the Monkey 69: Apes in Love


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on November 10, 2019, 04:26:00 PM
Collect the Monkey 70:  Apes of the Damned
Collect the Monkey 71:  Vice president of the Chimpazees
Collect the Monkey 72:  For Love or Monkey




(What are we going for?  A hundred?)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 10, 2019, 04:53:48 PM
Collect the Monkey 73: Return to the Bronx Zoo

Collect the Monkey 74: The Planet of the Monkeys

(I think we're going to keep going for as long we want  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: )


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 10, 2019, 05:02:19 PM
Collect the Monkey 75: The complete works of Shakespeare.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 10, 2019, 08:45:41 PM
Collect the Monkey 76: The Shrine of the Silver Monkey

Collect the Monkey 77: A Monkey Nightmare on Elm Street


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chefzombie on November 10, 2019, 08:50:54 PM
collect the monkey #78-nazi monkeys must die!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on November 10, 2019, 10:39:41 PM
Collect the Monkey 79: Monkeys - the Simians of Fate


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 10, 2019, 11:08:07 PM
Collect the Monkey 80: Revenge of the Fallen Monkeys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on November 10, 2019, 11:16:18 PM
Collect the Monkey 81: Saving Monkey Ryan
Collect the Monkey 82: American Monkey X
Collect the Monkey 83: Into the Monkey-Verse
Collect the Monkey 84: Monkey Unchained
Collect the Monkey 85: MONK·EY
Collect the Monkey 86: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Monkey
Collect the Monkey 87: Three Monkeys Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Collect the Monkey 88: The Monkey of Wall Street


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 11, 2019, 12:23:49 PM
Collect the Monkey 89: Monkeynado!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on November 12, 2019, 12:10:53 AM
Collect the Monkey 90: Extreme Monkeys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 12, 2019, 09:36:52 AM
Collect the Monkey 91: Monkey See, Monkey Do.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 12, 2019, 03:33:49 PM
Collect the Monkey 92: Monkeys on Ice

Collect the Monkey 93: From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

Collect the Monkey 94: You've Really Made a Monkey Out of Me


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 12, 2019, 03:46:01 PM
Collect the Monkey 95: Monkey Jumps The Shark.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 12, 2019, 03:47:53 PM
Collect the Monkey 70:  Apes of the Damned
Collect the Monkey 71:  Vice president of the Chimpazees
Collect the Monkey 72:  For Love or Monkey




(What are we going for?  A hundred?)

I think they have to go on endlessly in detestation of the unwelcome one, least he return.

Collect the Monkey 96: Monkey Dead - Dead by Dawn!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 12, 2019, 05:06:55 PM
Collect the Monkey 97: The Legend of The First Monkey Ever Collected

Collect the Monkey 98: Journey to the Center of the Amazon

Collect the Monkey 99: The Monkey Scalper

Collect the Monkey 100: Chimps in Space!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 12, 2019, 05:46:40 PM
Collect the Monkey 101: The Monkey Extinction.

Collect the Monkey 102: Jurassic Monkey.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 12, 2019, 06:28:23 PM
Collect the Monkey 103: The Monkey with the Iron Claw

Collect the Monkey 104: A Retrospective

Collect the Monkey 105: Caged Heat - The Collector vs King Kong


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on November 13, 2019, 02:38:32 AM
Collect the Monkey 106: The Hottie & the Monkey
Collect the Monkey 107: Santa Claus Conquers the Monkey
Collect the Monkey 108: Book of Shadows: Blair Monkey 2
Collect the Monkey 109: Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Monkey
Collect the Monkey 110: The Wicker Monkey
Collect the Monkey 111: Stop! Or My Monkey Will Shoot


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 13, 2019, 07:15:30 AM
Bitterness 3: The Bitter Drunk Kid


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 13, 2019, 09:41:04 PM
Collect the Monkey 112: The Zombie Monkey Apocalypse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 15, 2019, 12:46:26 AM
We’re Entering the Devil’s Anus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 18, 2019, 01:44:46 PM
To Live and Vape in LA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 20, 2019, 09:30:31 PM
Collect the Monkey 113: The Death of the Monkey Collector

Collect the Monkey 114: Revenge of the Banana


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 21, 2019, 02:19:46 PM
Collect the Monkey 115. Help, I've forgotten why I started collecting monkies in the first place.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 22, 2019, 12:04:07 PM
Collect the Monkey 116: Voodoo has Revived the Monkey Collector!

Collect the Monkey 117: Searching Memories for Why I Collect Monkeys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 23, 2019, 07:59:42 AM
Collect the Monkey 118: Monkeynado 2- The Second One


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 23, 2019, 07:06:04 PM
Collect the Monkey 119: The Great Monkey Knife Fight

Collect the Monkey 120: The Great Monkey Orgy  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on November 23, 2019, 10:29:55 PM
Collect the Monkey 121: That's a Whole Lot of Monkeys


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on November 24, 2019, 03:46:25 AM
Collect the Monkey 122: Return of the Monkey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 24, 2019, 04:54:20 AM
Collect the Monkey 123: The bad smell is back!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 24, 2019, 10:04:42 AM
Collect the Monkey 124: The Reveal of the Monkey Collector, Yes You Guessed It …. Frank Stallone


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chefzombie on November 24, 2019, 01:54:05 PM
collect the monkey #125-the monkey lurks in fartness..i mean, darkness!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 24, 2019, 02:04:37 PM
Collect the Monkey 126: There is a financial crash and the bottom drops out of the monkey collection business!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 24, 2019, 04:39:02 PM
Collect the Monkey 127: The Great Monkey Sacrifice to Voodoo Gods to Revive the Monkey Collecting Business

Collect the Monkey 128: Eating the Brains of the Monkeys Who were Sacrificed


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 24, 2019, 11:09:46 PM
Collect the Monkey 129: f**k You Sven


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 25, 2019, 09:59:03 AM
Collect the Monkey 130: Zombie Monkeys!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 25, 2019, 02:05:24 PM
Collect the Monkey 131: Are we the world's longest franchise yet? Only for the moment. Someone gave Peter Jackson a single page short story and he is turning it into a 200+ installment movie series, each movie is 4 hours long with an even longer directors cut.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on November 25, 2019, 03:18:29 PM
Revenge of the Killer Lemurs
The Rhinoceros that Drank Blood
Beware the Cocker spaniel
Zebras Stole My Brain






Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 25, 2019, 04:30:44 PM
Collect the Monkey 132: Stupid Sexy Monkeys

Collect the Monkey 133: Disco Dancing Monkeys

Collect the Monkey 134: The Collection Got a Time Machine!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 01, 2019, 09:29:17 PM
Collect the Monkey 135: The Many Ways to Kill Monkeys

Collect the Monkey 136: The Quest for the More Money

Collect the Monkey 137: The Musical!


Invasion of the Crab People


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 01, 2019, 09:36:11 PM
Abbott and Costello Meet The Munsters.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on December 02, 2019, 07:32:09 AM
Mutant Laser Penis Destroys! (it's anime).


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on December 02, 2019, 10:56:16 AM
Nobody lives in Murderville

Return of the Phantom ice-Skater

Lawyer with a Machine Gun

Ghetto of the Living Damned


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gabriel Knight on December 02, 2019, 01:51:39 PM
I'm still waiting for KUNG FU COMMANDOS VS CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/7/76/Tbbo12.png/revision/latest?cb=20150305234113)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 02, 2019, 04:30:06 PM
Curtains 2: Hell Freezes Over

(http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/hag_mask_from_curtains.jpg?itok=SannLJZS)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 02, 2019, 05:00:27 PM
I'm still waiting for KUNG FU COMMANDOS VS CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/7/76/Tbbo12.png/revision/latest?cb=20150305234113)

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

What's that from?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on December 04, 2019, 01:34:40 PM
Collect the Monkey 138: Fly my pretties, fly!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on December 04, 2019, 01:39:03 PM
Right Turn on Elm Street


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Gabriel Knight on December 04, 2019, 02:24:53 PM
I'm still waiting for KUNG FU COMMANDOS VS CHAINSAW CHEERLEADERS.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/7/76/Tbbo12.png/revision/latest?cb=20150305234113)

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

What's that from?

It's from an episode of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, a series which paid huge tribute to tons of monsters and plenty of b movies.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ER on December 04, 2019, 03:22:20 PM
Collect the Monkey 138: Fly my pretties, fly!

OK, that's funny!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 04, 2019, 08:21:54 PM
Gamera VS Mecha Kong


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 05, 2019, 10:54:58 AM
PARTY AT HORROR BEACH


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 05, 2019, 06:31:06 PM
Celery: The Movie

Fatal Mortality

Scientifically Implausible Shenanigans


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 05, 2019, 06:42:42 PM
Kung Fu Chef

Kung Fu Chef 2: 'Chop' Suey

Kung Fu Chef 3: The Hand That Cradles The Wok


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on December 17, 2019, 04:20:37 PM
Lets watch paint dry!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on December 17, 2019, 05:39:56 PM
Barracuda Tsunami (2031)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on January 01, 2020, 09:11:30 PM
Cuja, daughter of Cujo


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on January 04, 2020, 02:04:09 PM
Abbott and Costello Meet Swamp Thing

(https://media.giphy.com/media/b5ZNou8CKvBCg/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: cqmorrell on January 04, 2020, 07:30:12 PM
Lets watch paint dry!

Let's watch paint dry 2: The second coat!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on January 07, 2020, 05:39:25 PM
Three Mummies in a Mausoleum

Dracula vs the Chicago Cubs

Kung-Fu Ninjas from Burbank

Attack of the 25 Foot Tall Danny Devito!

Elvis Impersonators of the Living Dead

Who Stole My Head?



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2020, 09:59:49 AM
THE LET'S SEE, I THINK IT'S THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT, THE ONE WITH THE BLUE TRIM AND GARDEN GNOME, NO, NOT THAT ONE, THAT'S THE JOHNSONS' PLACE, OH HELL, JUST LET ME LOOK UP THE NUMBER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: LolaK on January 16, 2020, 02:44:15 AM
The Hunted Kindergarten

Mom vs the Neighborhood Watchdogs

Ceramics Hell (My personal fav :D)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 16, 2020, 09:45:27 AM
THE LET'S SEE, I THINK IT'S THE FIFTH HOUSE ON THE LEFT, THE ONE WITH THE BLUE TRIM AND GARDEN GNOME, NO, NOT THAT ONE, THAT'S THE JOHNSONS' PLACE, OH HELL, JUST LET ME LOOK UP THE NUMBER

TLSITITFHOTLTOWTBTAGGNNTOTTJPOHJLMLUTN, for short

that's what the hardcore fans will refer to it as anyway.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on January 17, 2020, 06:16:28 PM
The Stepford Mimes.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: indianasmith on January 17, 2020, 07:38:48 PM
UNDERWORLD SERIES: THE YANKEES VERSUS THE LIVING DEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 18, 2020, 02:34:10 PM
this came to me late last night:

Mexican Pudding Monster


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WingedSerpent on January 19, 2020, 12:27:32 PM
Satan's Shoebox

They Found Hitler's Scrapbook

Panty Raiders from the Future



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 20, 2020, 10:57:53 PM
It's Time for a Booty Call

Hoochie Mama is Coming Home!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on February 10, 2020, 01:06:45 AM
A Bunch Of Teens Get Hacked Up By A Psycho Except For One Girl Who Survives.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ER on February 13, 2020, 11:22:54 AM
Green Eggs and Red Walls: The Final Hours of Doctor Seuss.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on February 14, 2020, 03:01:26 PM
Asylum Highschool

Mime:  The Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 19, 2020, 10:01:46 PM
HOV Lane Holocaust


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on February 27, 2020, 12:33:44 PM
Jaws Non

at a French beach it's Jaws except the mayor is right: there's no impending shark attack. The scientist closes the beach for no reason and ruins everyone's summer.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on February 27, 2020, 12:43:45 PM
then that would be my favorite Jaws movie lol

Jaws is the only movie that gives me creeps...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 01, 2020, 12:58:28 PM
dduring the summer somewhere around here they have screenings of Jaws where you sit in a raft in the water and watch it


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on March 01, 2020, 01:16:25 PM
Ha. Hell no lol  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 01, 2020, 07:10:21 PM
Uzi Bong

Uzi Bong 2: Pot Shot

Uzi Bong 3: Weapons Of Grass Consumption


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 26, 2020, 10:25:43 PM
You Make My Butt Turn Purple


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on March 26, 2020, 11:09:44 PM
Frozen II Society
Once Upon a Time... in Bollywood
Doctor Sleepover
Terminator: Dark Fate of the Furious
Zombieland: Double Spinal Tap
The NeverEnding Marriage Story
It Chapter 2001: A Space Odyssey
Get Booksmart


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on March 27, 2020, 02:50:53 AM
Liking those ones claws.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on March 30, 2020, 06:50:18 PM
The MacArthur Park killer

Jeffery Epstien's “The Children's Hour”

Harvey Weienstien's “The Accused”

Contact (My eye!)

Men who F**k Goats


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 31, 2020, 11:36:26 AM
Porno Holocaust 2: Thrusting for Satan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on April 06, 2020, 01:45:33 AM
Rob Schinder is.. Pauley shore


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WingedSerpent on April 09, 2020, 06:46:08 PM
My mother, the brachiosaurus.

Night of the Okapi

The Mini Golf Murders

GonZonkUlas: Prime Minister of the Monsters

The train from Hell is running late





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 09, 2020, 07:03:25 PM
PRAY FOR PREY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 10, 2020, 12:55:55 PM
The Day the World Banned Cats

Lawyers of the Forbidden Zombie

He knows you're a Cannibal!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 12, 2020, 11:05:53 AM
Satan's Pigs Ate Us Alive!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 13, 2020, 04:04:24 PM
Plastic Prohibition

Plastic Prohibition 2: Elastic Banned


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 23, 2020, 12:53:04 PM
Portuguese Poltergeist


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 23, 2020, 01:17:07 PM
The Day the World Banned Cats



I originally read that as "The Day the World Canned Bats," which works just as well, I think.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 04, 2020, 08:12:00 AM
INVASION OF THE MURDER HORNETS

No, wait, that's not a movie title, it's an actual headline!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on May 04, 2020, 08:23:44 AM
INVASION OF THE MURDER HORNETS

No, wait, that's not a movie title, it's an actual headline!

Funny, you'd have thought the tin hat loony brigade would have been all over that one. After all, they came from China...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 04, 2020, 06:16:04 PM
The Frankenstein Virus

King Kong goes Hawaiian

Bulldozer Massacre

Invasion of the Bikini Snatchers

Way of the Nuclear Fist! 


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on May 09, 2020, 02:13:17 PM
My own Private Duncan Idaho (I have to give my roommate credit for this one)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 09, 2020, 11:50:57 PM
Edutainment Productions Presents: Craters of the Moon National Monument: Adventure of a Lifetime!

Avaliable in 16mm film reels or U-Matic Cassettes.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 15, 2020, 12:47:16 PM
Like Normal People vs Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on May 15, 2020, 01:20:48 PM
The Muppets: Friday the 13th. Kermit Vs Jason.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 12, 2020, 08:35:45 PM
Juan Rodriguez:  The Hippopotamus who saved Haunaka

A Deodorant's Story

Mild Incontinence of the Zombies!

I Eat Your Pets!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 14, 2020, 07:29:13 PM
Zombie Bees


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 15, 2020, 02:13:12 PM
Illegal File Sharing On The Orient Express


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on July 16, 2020, 03:30:13 PM
Large Scale Investment Fraud In The Rue Morgue


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on July 18, 2020, 12:38:07 AM
Velocipastor









...oh wait, that's a real movie.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 25, 2020, 01:32:36 PM
Contract Breaking at the O.K. Corral


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on July 25, 2020, 02:09:53 PM
The cheese on my pizza spoke to me.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 30, 2020, 01:07:45 PM
Janitors from the Year 36 Billion BC!

Voodoo Cop

The Path to Hell is Paved with Money

Slumber Party in the Vampire's Mansion

The Washing Machine that Hates


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: dcj2112 on July 31, 2020, 07:22:37 AM
Baseball Zombies

Baseball Zombies 2: You’re Out!

Baseball Zombies 3: Eating it in the Minors


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 31, 2020, 11:40:40 AM
Rednecks with Contact Lenses
I was a Spambot for the FBI
The Ford Pinto Story
Coma of the Undead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 02, 2020, 05:27:00 AM
The president who went up a hill and than came down a mountain into his bunker


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on August 04, 2020, 07:26:20 PM
Caveman Ninja

Strip for the Werewolf

Bride of the Loch Ness Monster

Godzilla Stomps New Jersey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on August 04, 2020, 08:10:38 PM
Godzilla Stomps New Jersey

Godzilla is welcome in New Jersey!

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/dc84e58e746635f6acb01f2834d5cf4b/tumblr_p93lhgsawB1twzku7o3_500.gif)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 06, 2020, 12:21:22 AM
the fart that killed new york city


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on August 06, 2020, 02:31:50 PM
Pineapple Pizza Express


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 06, 2020, 04:35:27 PM
it's not mine but i'll take it from Brad Jones who thought of it years ago and that's  Card Sharks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 15, 2020, 05:52:23 PM
Diaper Hill 2: The Return


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 07, 2020, 08:12:31 AM
The Covid Kid


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on October 11, 2020, 02:50:44 PM
The Bride of Dracula's Daughter

Frankenstein Beach
Frankenstein Beach 2:  The Bodybuilders
Frankenstein Beach 3:  The Perfect Beach Body

Phantom of the Starbucks

Electric Boogaloo:  The Quickening

Plans 1 through 8 from Outer Space

My Driver's Ed Instructor is a Werewolf!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 12, 2020, 01:28:25 AM
The Attack of The Taylor Swift Fans on Speed.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 12, 2020, 06:58:32 PM
actually i would pay to see that one. here's a stupid one "The Who's & What's'  i dunno why it just came to me but it did and it makes no sense at all either


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on October 12, 2020, 09:19:26 PM
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry Meet the Wolfman (1973)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on October 12, 2020, 11:02:41 PM
A Kung-Fu Battle in Dracula's Castle

Ninja Werewolves 

Samurai From Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 12, 2020, 11:18:03 PM
even though this one sounds like either a porn title or a Troma film the attack of the killer Crotch i dunno why that one came to me either lol


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 13, 2020, 01:46:54 AM
Batman vs Blacula and the Queerwolf.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 13, 2020, 04:39:46 AM
that one too sounds like a winner, how about this one a boy Named George who died from having an STD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 13, 2020, 10:05:35 AM
^ aka Killer Crabs From Uranus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 13, 2020, 01:12:56 PM
Samurai From Space
That actually sounds fun...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 13, 2020, 09:53:17 PM
attack of the killer Cheeto man's


Tag line' he'll sneak  into your house and give you covid and steal our money and will cover home home with fake tan'


Be Warned


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on October 13, 2020, 10:07:36 PM
Haunted House of Sharks

The Clown from the Year 2101

Nymphomaniac Ninjas

I'll Punch you Teeth Out!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 14, 2020, 12:59:20 AM
Followed by I'll Hit You With My Purse.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 14, 2020, 01:43:07 AM
followed by i'll kick you in the nuts and you will like it


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 14, 2020, 01:29:59 PM
The Yankee Candle Killer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 14, 2020, 09:21:44 PM
the crack that can kill and it does


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 16, 2020, 02:40:46 AM
Most of the best ones were already taken by pulp magazines in the 50s and 60s, such as

The Nude U-Boat Raiders of the South Atlantic
Horror Orgies of the Hun from Hell
A Fountain of Blood for the Lady with a Dozen Lovers
Limbo of Liquid Skeletons

(I'm not making any of these up)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 18, 2020, 10:34:12 PM
i believe ya but we can still come up with some pretty awful and stupid titles ourselves.  lol

butt crack 2: attack of the killer farts.


yeah i know there is a film already named that hence why i put a part 2 in there


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 18, 2020, 10:43:37 PM
The Cucumber Crock


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 19, 2020, 07:10:02 AM
Mr. Ed and the Killer Robots,  i have no idea where that one came from but it does sound like one from the 60's don't it? lol


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 19, 2020, 09:42:55 AM
Porcupine!

Porcupine! 2: Where There's A Quill There's A Way

Porcupine! 3: Three Spikes And You're Out


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 19, 2020, 09:50:09 AM
Most of the best ones were already taken by pulp magazines in the 50s and 60s, such as

The Nude U-Boat Raiders of the South Atlantic
Horror Orgies of the Hun from Hell
A Fountain of Blood for the Lady with a Dozen Lovers
Limbo of Liquid Skeletons

(I'm not making any of these up)

I have a bunch of those covers. I use them as my FB cover page. Right now I have one up that features this story that could have made a good bad move:

BATTLE OF THE WANTONS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 19, 2020, 11:31:43 AM
Battles Across Time & Space: The Amazing Adventures of Xander Bartholomew, Mercenary of the Stars, in the 11th century Post-Terra. Part I: The Wormhole to New Worlds


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 19, 2020, 07:56:04 PM
the Naked Invisible man which came from one of my favorite movies of all time Amazon women on the moon (1987)  where you have Ed Begley Jr.  playing the invisble man or he thinks so anyways and he's nude


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 20, 2020, 12:49:11 AM
Gilligan's Savage Island of Death.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 20, 2020, 01:35:37 PM
NightTerrors: The Living Zombies On The Prowl


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 20, 2020, 01:56:45 PM
Bad Egg: The Omlette of Death.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 20, 2020, 05:57:20 PM
Kung-Fu Dragons V.s. Reptilian Dragons


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 21, 2020, 01:12:03 AM
the PS5 Bots that kill gamers dreams  well if you are a gamer like me you will agree with this


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 21, 2020, 01:19:07 PM
the PS5 Bots that kill gamers dreams  well if you are a gamer like me you will agree with this

TPS5BTKGDWIYAAGLMYWAWT for short...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 23, 2020, 03:08:41 AM
that will it makes about as much sense as my bad title lol.




Bruce Lee VS. the Dancing Dildo

who wouldn't pay to see that one?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 23, 2020, 01:07:51 PM
Is Your Neighbor a Communist Spy?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 23, 2020, 07:20:18 PM
the man with no brain who ran for President and won


sounds like a book title for kids but it's sadly what did actually happen in real life


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 29, 2020, 02:02:08 PM
Time Traveling Zombies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 01, 2020, 04:19:50 PM
Cadavers of Corvin Castle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 03, 2020, 04:26:27 PM
Vlad...The Impaler


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: VenomX73 on November 03, 2020, 08:30:01 PM
A Kung-Fu Battle in Dracula's Castle

Ninja Werewolves 

I would totally watch both!  :thumbup:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on November 04, 2020, 01:52:43 AM
the evil  Orange who took over america than ruined it while drinking your juice in the hood.


i know not one of my best but it's the only one that i could think of


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 04, 2020, 12:57:20 PM
Mystery Shopper

Mystery Shopper 2: Unidentified, Buying Objects.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on November 04, 2020, 08:28:27 PM
Creepy Uncle Joe who gave his looser son a cushy job and ran for president.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on November 05, 2020, 05:04:14 PM
BMX Bikers of the Apocalypse!

Return of the Hillbilly Hitchhikers





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 05, 2020, 05:08:22 PM
THE BATTLE OF THE GUYS WHO WORKED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES INTO FAKE B-MOVE TITLES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 05, 2020, 05:26:09 PM
Sunn Classics Presents a NEW Double Feature:

The Lost Laptop

AND

The Email Scandal


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 05, 2020, 05:33:36 PM
Taylor-Laughlin Productions Presents a NEW Double-Feature:

Washington Break-In

AND

Whitehouse Weapons Dealer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 07, 2020, 09:37:14 PM
The Swamp Monster Vs. The Dinosaur


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on November 08, 2020, 01:32:18 AM
the attack of the killer orange skin color man from NYC


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 08, 2020, 12:21:57 PM
Bloody Terror in the Tower of London


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on November 09, 2020, 05:45:41 AM
Another couple I gathered from pulp magazines. These deserve to be movies

Bat Women of Budapest
The Slumbering Death
Brains at Broken Fork
Naked Love Goddess Expedition to Hell
Jetbees of Planet J


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 10, 2020, 08:39:00 AM
Mart Wall: Portal to the Underworld


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 10, 2020, 08:39:52 AM
Escape the Town of the Pumpkin Men


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on November 10, 2020, 11:49:06 AM
Poo From Me To You


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on November 11, 2020, 06:32:12 AM
The Adventures of Creepy Joe and the Camel Toe Ho in the Fifth dimension.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 11, 2020, 02:24:06 PM
Deathdance!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 11, 2020, 05:15:32 PM
The Racist Cheeto


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 11, 2020, 09:44:24 PM
The Babysitters Revenge!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 12, 2020, 02:14:38 PM
DOS: Destructive Operating System


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 12, 2020, 05:26:59 PM
QUARANTINED WITH THE VAMPIRE

SKANK SORORITY

ROMEO'S REVENGE: THE CAPULET KILLINGS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on November 12, 2020, 11:01:07 PM
Billy the Kid in Sherwood Forest

Space:  10 Million BC

The French Soup Massacre

Who stole England? 

Dirt Bike Vampires of the Apocalypse

Redneck Frankenstein

Phantom of the Tavern


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on November 13, 2020, 06:10:33 AM
Mastication Massacre

Mastication Massacre 2: A Chew To A Kill


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on November 25, 2020, 01:08:33 PM
Fly Fishermen from Beyond Space!

Revenge of the Devil-Walrus!

Terror from the Year 13666!

Beware!  He Came To Make Waffles! 

Paint My Killer Strawberry Pink!

Cyborg Dentist


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on November 25, 2020, 02:04:49 PM
Mastication Massacre

Mastication Massacre 2: A Chew To A Kill

Mastication Massacre 3: Valentines Day: I Chew Chew Chews You!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on November 25, 2020, 03:30:39 PM
Netflix: The Movie
Of Lice and Men
The Bhoys
The twitter Stripper
The Shining 3: Lockdown


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on November 25, 2020, 03:48:12 PM
All Black Fridays Matter
The Lego Pandemic Special
iTrump (Biopic)
Chernobill
How the Grinch Stole the missing ballots


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on November 26, 2020, 12:03:25 AM
Mastication Massacre

Mastication Massacre 2: A Chew To A Kill

Mastication Massacre 3: Valentines Day: I Chew Chew Chews You!

(https://cartoonessays.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/ralph-for-prez.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on November 29, 2020, 01:46:55 AM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Utah Monolith


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on November 29, 2020, 05:57:55 PM
Go Fish: The Movie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 30, 2020, 11:16:18 AM
Man on Toilet 2: Incoming!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on November 30, 2020, 10:09:51 PM
A Mr. E Film

A Mr. E Film 2: The Sequel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 01, 2020, 03:25:25 PM
Crazy 8s, The Movie
Checkers, The Movie
Chinese Checkers, The Movie
Spades, The Movie
Chess, The Movie
Reversi, The Movie
Go, The Movie
Backgammon, The Movie
Gin Rummy, The Movie
Old Maid, The Movie
Mini Golf, The Movie
Bridge, The Movie

(Can anyone think of Anymore?)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 02, 2020, 02:15:26 PM
The Burning Fire


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on December 02, 2020, 10:05:03 PM
Christmas Special Time!


Reign of the Reindeer

Frosty the Ice Golem:  The Untold story

'Skeeter Clause and Santa Otis:  A redneck Christmas

House of 1 Million Reindeer

The Christmas that was 26 Hours Late



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on December 02, 2020, 10:44:56 PM
Santa Fight Club
Raindeer Rudolph's Day Off
American Christmas X
RoboSanta
Snow White vs. Santa Claus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 03, 2020, 01:18:24 PM
SANTA WAS A LADY


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 03, 2020, 02:32:51 PM
Come Join the Book Burners! (It's a Scream to Watch those Pages Gleam!)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 03, 2020, 02:39:24 PM
Clairvoyant Santa (aka Feel His Presents)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on December 03, 2020, 03:32:27 PM
The Invisible Santa
I Spit on Your Reindeer
Santa: Resurrection
The Santa Centipede (First Sequence)
The Northpole Reindeer Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on December 04, 2020, 01:56:21 AM
In keeping with the spirit of the season:

Who has got a red nose now?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 06, 2020, 10:50:13 AM
The Fantastical Journey of Santa Claus Across the Whole World to Deliver Presents to Good Boys and Girls, & How He Races the Sun Each Year to Do So

Directed by Rodger Corman

Special FX by Irving Block and Jack Rabin


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 06, 2020, 03:10:03 PM
The Sinking City


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on December 06, 2020, 06:24:30 PM
Rabid Reindeer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 07, 2020, 02:57:54 PM
Goudazilla: King of the Cheeses


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on December 08, 2020, 04:42:39 AM
The Last Sleigh on the Left
What Ever Happened to Reindeer Rudolph?
The Stepford Santa
Christmas on Haunted Hill
Santa, Sweet Santa
The Reindeer of the Baskervilles


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 11, 2020, 07:29:53 AM
House of Testicles

The Half Human, Half Lettuce: Chris P Lettuce

Santa’s s**tter

Rudolph’s Revenge

Frosty vs The Yeti

Evil Elves


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 11, 2020, 08:29:38 AM
Return of the Saucermen


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 11, 2020, 08:32:12 AM
Ravenous, Rabid Werwolves on the Prowl!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 11, 2020, 07:01:23 PM
Super Sexy Santa


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on December 11, 2020, 09:46:14 PM
The Most Dangerous Boardgame


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 15, 2020, 03:01:52 PM
HOT-ROD WEREWOLVES
WEREWOLF IN A WOMEN'S PRISON
RUDOLF THE RED-FANGED REINDEER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 22, 2020, 02:24:28 PM
Kitty Klawz: RAWRRRRRRRR!!!!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 23, 2020, 11:49:44 AM
Neopangea: An Adventure Across the One Continent


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 24, 2020, 04:25:46 AM
Xmassacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 26, 2020, 10:12:15 AM
Hooray for Satan Claus


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on December 26, 2020, 11:46:05 AM
White Christmas Blizzard


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 27, 2020, 04:27:46 PM
Santa Claws


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on December 27, 2020, 07:00:04 PM
Santa Claws


there's no way this wasn't going to be a real thing...

take your pick:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Uhi7iLoKBSE/ULXZj6mJ2vI/AAAAAAAAvQQ/IS3Gzp9NJq0/s640/santa+claws+1996+-+poster+-+000.jpg)

(https://gamesbanca.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Santa2520Claws.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on December 27, 2020, 07:50:34 PM
Santa Claws 2: Revenge

Satan Claus 3: Hell Bound

Satan Claus 4: Satan on Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 06, 2021, 06:28:48 PM
Dragonzeal


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 09, 2021, 12:05:20 AM
Timeball: Bouncin’ Through History


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2021, 09:53:36 AM
BLOOD IN THE JOCKSTRAP


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 09, 2021, 02:13:10 PM
Painting of Doom!

Art McAllen: Painter of the Macabre

Soulseller


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 10, 2021, 09:10:45 PM
WHY ARE WE YELLING?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 11, 2021, 11:07:32 PM
Painting of Doom II: Portal to the Underworld


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on January 12, 2021, 01:05:22 AM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre vs The Brady Bunch on second thought that might be a fun movie to see.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on January 12, 2021, 01:22:02 AM
Wonder Woman 10,000 BC



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 12, 2021, 02:12:38 PM
Painting of Doom III: What is the Evil of an Image?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 12, 2021, 02:22:55 PM
Dick Punch: It's all in the Mind


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 12, 2021, 03:41:24 PM
V.R. Hacker: Adventures in the Mainframe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 12, 2021, 06:02:39 PM
SATAN IN THE BOUDOIR
LUCIFER IN LINGERIE
A BRASSIERE FOR BEELZEBUB


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on January 12, 2021, 06:35:20 PM
It's a Wonderful Colonostpy! IN COLOUR!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on January 12, 2021, 08:16:55 PM
Friday the 13th:  Jason goes Hawaiian

Beware the Plumber

The Revenge of John Wilkes Booth

The Day Tuesday Never Came!

Suburban Holocaust


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 13, 2021, 09:04:14 AM
Electronic Quest


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 13, 2021, 07:44:29 PM
The Eyes! The Eyes! The Madness in Them Pierces My Soul!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 13, 2021, 09:20:29 PM
The Bloody Adventures of Vlad the Impaler


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 15, 2021, 01:14:52 PM
THE MASKLESS MASSACRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 15, 2021, 01:23:17 PM
100 Years of Fears!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 15, 2021, 04:36:01 PM
Countdown To Anticipation


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 15, 2021, 04:53:27 PM
It's a Wonderful Colonostpy! IN COLOUR!
By Colorization! (A trademark of Hal Roach Enterprises.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on January 16, 2021, 12:39:28 PM
Death Phone: The Text that Kills!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 16, 2021, 12:43:24 PM
Starship to the Underworld: A trip into the Blackhole


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 16, 2021, 06:42:34 PM
King & Queenie: Two Dogs on the Lam


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 17, 2021, 12:38:17 PM
It’s a Terrible Day in the Neighborhood


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 19, 2021, 04:19:59 PM
Gesundheit, Poltergeist!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 19, 2021, 04:26:39 PM
Trouble in Neo Massachusetts


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on January 19, 2021, 04:28:23 PM
Gesundheit, Poltergeist!

 :bouncegiggle:

The Ovaltine Snatcher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 20, 2021, 12:05:38 AM
Acid Bathers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on January 20, 2021, 12:30:50 PM
Stop screaming, Wilhelm!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 20, 2021, 04:50:36 PM
Keep on Screaming!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 23, 2021, 05:51:21 PM
Mutant Werewolves


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 24, 2021, 07:32:41 AM
Groovy Church!

Groovy Church! 2: Sunday's Cool


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 24, 2021, 09:38:19 AM
I Was a Teenage Baby


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 24, 2021, 12:24:43 PM
Laurel & Hardy on Mars


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 24, 2021, 05:53:05 PM
Message from Earth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on January 24, 2021, 08:11:44 PM
Godzilla vs King Kong Bundy

The Postman always Brings his Lunch

Night of the Howler Monkeys

Prescription:  Chainsaw

The Thing that Collected Torsos

Bikini Financial Academy

Deodorant for Satan

The Escalator that Eats Little Girl

Just say No to Cannibalism

Buffalo Bill Meets the Mummy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 25, 2021, 08:36:02 AM
BASIC on Your TRS-80: How to Program Anything


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 26, 2021, 06:49:39 PM
A TEENAGE SCUMBAG IN HELL

THE SENSUOUS TOUCH OF THE MAD SCIENTIST

HITLER'S GHOST HITS IT BIG

THE BELTWAY BEHEADINGS

YOUR NUMBER IS IN SATAN'S SMART PHONE

STOP SEXTING ME, PUPPY KILLER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 26, 2021, 06:56:23 PM
The Gauntlet is Thrown


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 26, 2021, 08:54:43 PM


YOUR NUMBER IS IN SATAN'S SMART PHONE

sounds like a modern day giallo (and of course it would have nothing to do with its own title)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 27, 2021, 12:49:29 AM
The Road To Damn Ass Curse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on January 27, 2021, 01:34:11 AM
Frosty: Demon Icing from Hell (starring Danny Trejo)
The Doomed Zoom Meeting (A Netflix Original, directed by McG)
Home Office Killer
AppDate (unreleased 2011 Paris Hilton movie)
Strip Nude for Subscribers
Rudolph the Reddit Reindeer (A Hallmark Production)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on January 27, 2021, 02:09:23 AM


YOUR NUMBER IS IN SATAN'S SMART PHONE

sounds like a modern day giallo (and of course it would have nothing to do with its own title)

To me it is more like fundamentalist Christian bumper sticker.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 27, 2021, 10:03:17 AM
haha. bumper stickers aren't really a thing over here.

I think 'WARNING: BABY ON BOARD' is about the only one you tend to see (just in case you were planning on crashing into them on purpose, on the basis there was no baby in the car?)

'MY OTHER CAR IS A FERRARI' was popular for a while. that's about it though


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on January 27, 2021, 11:12:57 AM
haha. bumper stickers aren't really a thing over here.

I think 'WARNING: BABY ON BOARD' is about the only one you tend to see (just in case you were planning on crashing into them on purpose, on the basis there was no baby in the car?)

'MY OTHER CAR IS A FERRARI' was popular for a while. that's about it though

Same here. I think people here don't like to put stickers anywhere on their car. We do have a variation of Baby On Board, but it is not a sticker. It's like a sign they put in their rear window and it features the name of their new born or young child.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 27, 2021, 02:04:52 PM
Ghosts of the Shopping Center


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 28, 2021, 03:10:13 AM
Same here. I think people here don't like to put stickers anywhere on their car. We do have a variation of Baby On Board, but it is not a sticker. It's like a sign they put in their rear window and it features the name of their new born or young child.
not sure if that's cute or just weird.
.. remembered another one I'd sometimes see: "If You Can Read This Then You're Too Close". (I don't drive btw, so I wasn't)

back to titles...

Bumper Sticker Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 28, 2021, 02:52:56 PM
Login to TERROR!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on January 28, 2021, 03:33:10 PM
Dial up dot com for murder!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 28, 2021, 04:44:30 PM
STEAL WI-FI FOR VENGEANCE!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 28, 2021, 05:50:04 PM
Fax of DEATH!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on January 28, 2021, 06:54:00 PM
Revenge of the Hipsters!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 28, 2021, 09:25:52 PM
Time Traveling Hipsters


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on January 29, 2021, 01:37:00 AM
Hipsternado.

Hipsternado VIII;  The revenge of Banksy.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 29, 2021, 11:56:22 AM
Time Traveling Hippies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on January 29, 2021, 12:57:02 PM
The Ungreatful Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on January 29, 2021, 03:10:29 PM
World War 2 the Musical: You Did Nazi That Coming


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on January 29, 2021, 03:21:25 PM
I Saw What You Did On Google Street View


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 29, 2021, 05:37:38 PM
The Mysterious Man from Demon Street


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on January 30, 2021, 02:26:22 AM
World War 2 the Musical: You Did Nazi That Coming

Well, there was Springtime for Hitler.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on January 30, 2021, 06:19:59 AM
Yankee Poodle Mandy: American Superdog


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 30, 2021, 02:09:18 PM
Fire Beings from the Underworld


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on January 31, 2021, 03:19:28 PM
Trapped on an Escalator with Andre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on January 31, 2021, 09:24:11 PM
Sunglasses for the Moon Mission


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on February 01, 2021, 02:04:52 AM
Sunglasses for the Moon Mission

That could be the title of an exotica LP from the likes of Enoch Light or Esquivel


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on February 01, 2021, 03:40:49 AM
Nightmare in Beige


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on February 01, 2021, 08:38:01 AM
Nightmare in Beige
A movie about school uniforms?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on February 01, 2021, 09:52:42 AM
Nightmare in Beige
A movie about school uniforms?

I got this from a drag queen ("raven") reading mean tweets. Somebody tweeted she is a nightmare in beige.

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ef/09/c1/ef09c14d57069e2e2135bdb3f524f019--beautiful-eyes-beautiful-people.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on February 01, 2021, 06:07:00 PM
The Mylar Menace


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Post by: zombie no.one on February 04, 2021, 04:20:40 AM
Don't Reap The Fearer


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Post by: pacman000 on February 04, 2021, 11:42:27 AM
Frightful Tales: An Anthology


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Post by: Rev. Powell on February 09, 2021, 01:59:30 PM
THE LUCHADOR VS. SEXY SANTA


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Post by: kornula on February 09, 2021, 09:25:36 PM
G Men in G Strings.


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Post by: pacman000 on February 11, 2021, 02:22:46 PM
The Burning of Space Atlanta


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Post by: pacman000 on February 12, 2021, 02:11:44 PM
Sappy Movie: A Romance Amongst the Maple Trees


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Post by: Dr. Whom on February 16, 2021, 12:39:17 PM
G Men in G Strings.

That one probably exists as a porn parody somewhere

Two more from vintage pulp magazines

When Planets Mate
Savages  Made Me Eat My Wife


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Post by: kornula on February 16, 2021, 06:59:52 PM
G Men in G Strings.

That one probably exists as a porn parody somewhere


I would love to make it.. a non-porn version.


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Post by: kornula on February 16, 2021, 07:00:37 PM
The Day A Canadian was mean.


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Post by: chainsaw midget on February 17, 2021, 12:46:25 PM
Hippie Eat Your Flesh!

The Samurai of Tahiti

When First Blood Knocks, Murder Twice

The Goldfish that Ate People

Hawaiian Ice Age

Surf or Die!

Wanted:  Vampire.  No Questions Asked.


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Post by: pennywise37 on February 18, 2021, 08:29:12 PM
Surf or die! i like that one how about


Surf Or Live!   


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Post by: bob on February 19, 2021, 04:06:05 PM
The Killer Took the Cake


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Post by: chainsaw midget on February 21, 2021, 02:52:06 PM
Black Beard meets Billy the Kid

The Beast came by Mail!

The Haunted Ear

The Life Story of the Most Boring Man in the World


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Post by: claws on February 21, 2021, 03:32:01 PM
Quarantine Ghost Story
The Morbid Mortician
Annie Get Your Crucifix
Ring Video Doorbell Massacre


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Post by: Dr. Whom on February 22, 2021, 01:56:00 AM
The Killer Took the Cake

That would be a 1960s thriller spoof with an all star cast, probably including Peter Sellers.


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Post by: Rev. Powell on February 22, 2021, 10:18:34 AM
Bitcoin Hitman
Bitcoin Hitman vs. the Instagram Strangler
Bitcoin Hitman Goes to Hawaii
Bitcoin Hitman and the Online Casino of Doom


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Post by: Trevor on February 22, 2021, 10:29:57 AM
I Have No Bum and I Must Poo  :wink:


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Post by: Rev. Powell on February 23, 2021, 02:02:14 PM
THE INSANE MANIAC GOES NUTSO


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Post by: zombie no.one on February 25, 2021, 12:37:18 AM
The Problem Causer


tagline: 'He'll cause you a problem.'


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Post by: claws on February 25, 2021, 02:17:57 AM
The Translucent Transvestite
Night of the Nail Clipper Killer
The Purple Carrot Cake


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Post by: bob on March 01, 2021, 11:51:11 PM
Are you me?


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Post by: bob on March 02, 2021, 08:04:22 PM
Hey, Does This Smell?


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Post by: Dr. Whom on March 03, 2021, 02:01:02 AM
Are you me?

That would be a low budget experimental movie, with inexperienced actors and a plot about identity that makes Primer seem straightforward. Critics' favourite at many festivals.


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Post by: pacman000 on March 04, 2021, 12:11:53 AM
Bug Eyed Beasts from Beyond the Milkyway


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Post by: kornula on March 04, 2021, 04:29:43 PM
Are you me?

Tag line: Hugh are not me.


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Post by: claws on March 04, 2021, 07:22:46 PM
My Girlfriend is a Spice Girl
Clueless Paperboys
My Haunted Valentine
Camp Kuchi Kaia


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Post by: pacman000 on March 04, 2021, 11:31:53 PM
Psycho Racer: Demon on Wheels

Distributed by Trans-Lux TV

Produced by Tatsunoko Studios


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Post by: Rev. Powell on March 05, 2021, 11:18:41 AM
Serial Killer Screwups
Blazing Zombies
Shaolin Cyborg


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Post by: zombie no.one on March 05, 2021, 05:11:52 PM
Spoken Word: The Musical


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Post by: chainsaw midget on March 09, 2021, 08:19:16 PM
Cyborg Dracula from Mars

Satan of Fung-Fu

The Assassination of Santa Claus

Massacre in Sherwoood Forest

Hercules meets Bruce Leee

The day the Groundhog Died


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Post by: Rev. Powell on March 09, 2021, 08:36:41 PM
Dracula Saves Thanksgiving


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 09, 2021, 10:42:15 PM
going postal :  when the mail goes bad


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Post by: zombie no.one on March 10, 2021, 05:46:53 AM
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other HOMICIDE


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Post by: Trevor on March 11, 2021, 10:12:09 AM
I Have No Gentlemen's Things And I Must Pee


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Post by: bob on March 14, 2021, 10:37:07 PM
Revenge of the Undead Hookers

Zombie Redneck Dinosaurs


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Post by: Rev. Powell on March 15, 2021, 07:51:10 AM
Magic Pelvises
The Mummy Was a Swinger!


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 15, 2021, 07:37:52 PM
Satan's Armpit


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Post by: Dr. Whom on March 16, 2021, 01:55:37 AM

The Mummy Was a Swinger!

That would be a 70s sexy parody. Something like a Hammer spoof made by the Carry On crew.

Again taken from pulp magazines:

Cheated Wives Make Merry Widows


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 16, 2021, 02:00:09 AM
attack of the skanky hoes


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Post by: claws on March 16, 2021, 02:25:53 AM
Catering School for Ghouls
Dimple Diary
Confession of a Teenage Indian Scammer
Meal Prep Nightmare


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 16, 2021, 05:21:37 AM
the adventures in babysitting murders


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Post by: zombie no.one on March 16, 2021, 02:04:11 PM
 Oh lΰ lΰ Monsieur, You Are Stepping On My Croissant!

surreal french comedy


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Post by: ER on March 16, 2021, 04:07:24 PM
Seven Grooms For Seven Brothers.

(An LGBTQetc updating of a classic musical.)



An American in Paris.

(A twenty-year anniversary director's cut of the beloved Paris Hilton sex tape.)


The Return of the Virgin Suicides

(The Lisbon sisters return from the grave, hungry for brains, and in Lux's case, other organ meat.)


Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner?

(Isn't it time for a flick that combines race relations and eating disorders?)


Wayne's Spice World

(Wayne and Garth meet the Spice Girls in 93-minutes of nostalgic hijinks.)


The New Dukes of Hazzard

(John Wayne and Duke Ellington are a truly odd couple, as they make it their mission to play jazz and distribute coonskin caps while outwitting dim Sheriff Roscoe in Hazzard County, Georgia.)



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Post by: pennywise37 on March 16, 2021, 08:46:37 PM
The Duke Who Ate Amsterdam


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Post by: ER on March 17, 2021, 10:52:57 AM
Prayboy

(From the people who brought the world the controversial Bob Dylan biopic comes the most exciting moments in the life of evangelical superhuman Billy Graham, variously played, by Alec Baldwin, Charlie Sheen, Daniel Day Lewis, Gary Oldman, Chris Rock, and in a career-defining performance, Meryl Streep as Graham in Heaven.)



Friday


(Ten years in the making, the definitive rock opera based on Rebecca Black's smash '00s hit song, Friday.  There won't be a dry eye in the house as film-makers capture every nuance of this deep, life-impacting song, penned.....by a teenager.)



Bright Club

(Rom-com in which the nerdy class atheist forms an after-school club for kids who don't like God believe in God. No one ever shows up to join and his flyers get used for paper wads in detention, but in the final scene, after some militant Methodists beat him up in the parking lot, he does get a sympathy dance at the prom from the class hot chick. Alas the movie was scrapped after production when no one in test audiences understood the new PC term for an atheist is "bright." As in, "I don't go to church; I'm bright.")



Return to the Return of the Planet of the Apes

(A group of time travelers jaunt back to 1975 in order to stop the meeting that green-lighted Return to the Planet of the Apes, and prevent the launch of the Saturday morning cartoon that was so bad it ruined Planet of the Apes for an entire generation.)



Guitar Wars

(Sith electric guitar headbangers versus Jedi acoustic guitar alternative types in space, with lots of loud guitar solos and spaceships blowing s**t up. You could print money off the future box office success of this motherf**ker.  :thumbup:)


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Post by: claws on March 17, 2021, 11:28:40 AM
American Beauty X

Lester's life seems perfect, having a respectable job and a family, but inside, he is slowly developing a fascination for hate crimes. Struggling with life, he gets infatuated with his daughter's friend, Stacey, who is involved in the white supremacist and neo-Nazi movements.


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Post by: kornula on March 17, 2021, 05:11:30 PM
Bob Dylan learns to sing!



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Post by: pennywise37 on March 17, 2021, 08:54:23 PM
Seven horses for Seven Brothers and sisters


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Post by: pacman000 on March 17, 2021, 09:05:03 PM
The Giles Family & Their Adventures Settling in the Appalachian Region of the United States Before, After, & During the American Revolution


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Post by: claws on March 18, 2021, 04:35:41 PM
Resurrecting Jeffrey Dahmer
Attack of the Sous vide Sharks



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Post by: pacman000 on March 18, 2021, 04:46:38 PM
Shark Demon of Atoll

Shark Demon of Atoll Part 2: Ancient Volcano

Shark Demon of Atoll Part 3: Lava Rock Island

Shark Demon of Atoll Part 4: The Day the Island Split Open


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 18, 2021, 05:21:35 PM
attack of the wild cherries


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Post by: Dr. Whom on March 19, 2021, 02:05:10 AM
attack of the wild cherries

With lots of funky music played by white boys?


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Post by: indianasmith on March 19, 2021, 06:13:54 AM
The Thing in the Diet Soda Bottle

Return of the Sugar Demon

Diet Hard

Diet Hard II:   Get Fatty!

Diet Hard With a Cleanser

A Fat Tuesday to Diet Hard


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Post by: ER on March 19, 2021, 08:38:22 PM
Ex-Caliber

(Italian slapstick at its finest! When Roberto Benigni learns his ex-wife only married him to get Italian citizenship, and what's worse she was actually Saddam Hussein in drag, the only question becomes what caliber of gun will it be?)


South America Looks Like An Ice Cream Cone When You're Starving For Your Wedding

(Some random chubby female comic stars as Everywoman Jones, in the most realistic look at a bride's life in that hellish last month before her big day....)


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Post by: pacman000 on March 19, 2021, 10:41:30 PM
Boogie Beat Zombies


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 19, 2021, 10:57:37 PM
Break dancing murder marathon


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Post by: pacman000 on March 19, 2021, 10:59:39 PM
The Cha-Cha Slayer


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 19, 2021, 11:18:46 PM
attack of the hoochie mama


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Post by: Rev. Powell on March 20, 2021, 11:57:16 AM
The Night the Lambada Returned from the Grave


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Post by: pacman000 on March 20, 2021, 01:24:22 PM
Ghost Gator of Madman Swamp


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Post by: lester1/2jr on March 20, 2021, 01:53:14 PM
The Greatest Anti American Hero


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Post by: pacman000 on March 20, 2021, 01:58:25 PM
Last Outpost of Imperial Japan


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Post by: zombie no.one on March 20, 2021, 02:43:31 PM
Sacred Pasta

Sacred Pasta 2: Holy Macaroni!


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Post by: pacman000 on March 20, 2021, 02:47:22 PM
Brain Eating Fungus

Tag line: It’s COMMING!


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 20, 2021, 10:25:24 PM
Toe Eating Fungus 2 when the world was smelling like you


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Post by: ER on March 21, 2021, 11:20:35 AM
The California Raisins Go Californicatin'

(Another bit of '80s childhood perishes with this after-hours footage from the California Raisins 1987 world tour. Watch these little wrinkly guys hit reefers and go crazy!  Features the hit single "I Sure Did on the Grape Vine".)


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Post by: claws on March 21, 2021, 12:07:32 PM
Guess Who's Coming 2 America

A couple's attitudes are challenged when their daughter introduces them to her fiancι who happens to be an extremely pampered African prince.

I Care a Salem's Lot

A crooked legal guardian who drains the savings of her elderly wards meets her match when a woman she tries to swindle turns out to be a Vampire.

Tom and Jerry Maguire

A chaotic battle ensues between sports agent Jerry Maguire, who's allergic to cats and has been squatting in a Hotel ever since he got fired, and Tom Cat, who is hired to drive him away.

Godzilla vs. Donkey Kong

Godzilla finds himself trapped in an arcade video game where he must battle Donkey Kong.


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Post by: chainsaw midget on March 21, 2021, 01:54:44 PM
Tarzan of Milwaukee. 

Mars needs Personal Fitness Instructors! 

Wet T-Shirt Contest of the Damned

The Milkshake Massacre

The Son of Dracula's Daughter's Third Fiance'

Son of the Quickening:  Electric Boogaloo's Revenge! 


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 22, 2021, 06:25:56 PM
or Mars needs Condoms

when a world is out of condoms and nobody can get any because of it


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Post by: kornula on March 24, 2021, 05:15:56 PM
(stolent from the TV show, The Critic)

Edward Plungerhands


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 24, 2021, 08:57:28 PM
everything you always wanted to know about sex but forgot to do to it


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Post by: pacman000 on March 25, 2021, 08:59:24 AM
Blood Bath: Tub of Terror


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Post by: zombie no.one on March 25, 2021, 02:05:36 PM
Day Of The Lemming


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Post by: Rev. Powell on March 25, 2021, 02:33:28 PM
NIGHT OF THE SHEEPLE


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Post by: zombie no.one on March 25, 2021, 02:47:08 PM
Morning Of The Bat


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Post by: pacman000 on March 25, 2021, 02:52:28 PM
Noon of the Fishman


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on March 25, 2021, 02:56:12 PM
Zack Snyder's A Justice League of Their Own

Determined to ensure Superman's ultimate sacrifice was not in vain, Bruce Wayne aligns forces with Diana Prince with plans to recruit a female professional baseball league team to protect the world from an approaching threat of catastrophic proportions.

Promising Young Pretty Woman

A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a traumatized prostitute out for vengeance... only to fall in love.

Nomadland of the Dead

After losing everything in the Great Recession, a woman embarks on a journey through the American West, living as a van-dwelling modern-day nomad while fighting the living dead that have taken over the world.

The Sound of Metal Music

A heavy-metal drummer losing his hearing becomes a governess in drag to the children of a Naval officer widow.

The Trial of the Chicago Se7en

The story of 7 people on trial for murder hunting the real killer who uses the seven deadly sins as his motives during an uprising at the 1968 Democratic National Convention in Chicago, Illinois.




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on March 25, 2021, 03:08:39 PM
Wanderings in a Desert

Two people wander in a desert, during what may be the future, & talk about things the director thought were philosophical. Unfortunately (Luckily?) synthesizer music drowns out about half the dialog.


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Post by: bob on March 25, 2021, 10:48:23 PM
There are two of me, and none of you?


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Post by: Dr. Whom on March 26, 2021, 04:31:37 AM
Nude under the microscope

(another title from a pulp magazine)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on March 26, 2021, 11:34:02 AM
Dino Invaders: The Time Conundrum

Dino Invaders: Across Dimension Zero

Dino Invaders: War with an Alternate Earth

Dino Invaders: Return of the Beast Lizards


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on March 26, 2021, 06:42:41 PM
Antechamber of Terror


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Post by: zombie no.one on March 26, 2021, 08:30:49 PM
People Who Live In Stained-Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Gem Stones


(obscure giallo)


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Post by: pacman000 on March 27, 2021, 11:28:43 AM
The Diamond Mine War


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on March 27, 2021, 05:21:14 PM
My p**s is Stronger Than Yours


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on March 27, 2021, 10:03:37 PM
Blue-Green Jewel in the Sky


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Post by: pennywise37 on March 28, 2021, 08:00:41 PM
The little shop of Hoes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on March 28, 2021, 11:01:50 PM
^Someone should use that name for a garden center.

Cosmic Commander: Dragons of Planet X
Cosmic Commander: The Hot Black Sun
Cosmic Commander: Radio Waves from Yesterday
Cosmic Commander: Broadcast from Tomorrow
Cosmic Commander: Asteroid Belt Arena


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on March 31, 2021, 02:36:30 PM
The Invisible Hippy

Three...Two...Nun!

Axel in Wonderland

Same Bat Time, Same Battle Axe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on March 31, 2021, 04:10:11 PM
Armagedalypse



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Post by: bob on March 31, 2021, 05:56:07 PM
Collect the Monkey 139: Revival!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on March 31, 2021, 08:45:17 PM
Space Dragon Invasion


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 01, 2021, 12:52:11 AM
Why Do Androids Wear Speedos?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 01, 2021, 01:07:58 AM
Basket Case 4: Thorn in my Side
Demolition Man 2: Total Demolition Recall
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny 2: Reloaded
Origins: Scarface II






Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 01, 2021, 03:28:00 AM
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2: The little Engine that could


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on April 01, 2021, 06:03:03 AM
Collect the Monkey 140: The Neverending Story.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ER on April 02, 2021, 09:01:33 PM
He Cuts By Night....The Undead Mohel Returns


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trini on April 03, 2021, 12:55:30 PM
Dead Asphalt


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 03, 2021, 01:35:32 PM
The Wardrobe, The Wardrobe & The Wardrobe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trini on April 04, 2021, 06:25:01 AM
Fools Rush In The Cut

Cannibal Holodomor

Dawn of the Nearly Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 06, 2021, 11:27:33 AM
The Movie Without an End!

Art film, arranged as a mobius strip in the projector.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 06, 2021, 11:32:07 AM
The Movie Without An End 2


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 06, 2021, 03:15:35 PM
The Movie Which Ends Before It Begins.

3 Hours of people talking about what just happened a week ago.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ER on April 07, 2021, 02:00:22 PM
If I put on a rom-com festival, I'd call it: My Tears Are Salty As The Sea....That's Why I'm Blind


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 07, 2021, 10:35:46 PM
The Day I Accidentally Hit Reply-All at the Lab


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 08, 2021, 02:26:04 AM
how about The 3 Hour film about nothing in particular


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on April 08, 2021, 09:08:15 AM
Nude Nuns with Big Guns 2: Big Bazookas


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trini on April 08, 2021, 01:08:23 PM
Al Gore of Gor

Turkish Sophie's Choice

Ladder 69

Kramer vs. Predator

Grosse Point Stank

Lethal Weapon Poor

BOOty Call

Barney Eat Me





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 08, 2021, 03:07:39 PM
Raya and Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon

In a realm known as Kumandra, a re-imagined Earth inhabited by an ancient civilization, a warrior named Raya is determined to find a master to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow.

The Passion of Jesus Christ Superstar

Depicts the final twelve hours in the life of Jesus of Nazareth, on the day of his crucifixion in Jerusalem sung as a musical in an anachronistic manner.

Knives Out of Africa

A detective investigates the death of a Danish baroness in 20th-century colonial Kenya.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 08, 2021, 06:09:22 PM
Land of the Sea Serpent & Humanity’s Battle for Supremacy Over It


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trini on April 09, 2021, 05:50:52 AM
Roger Corman's Titanic


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 09, 2021, 06:17:28 AM
Techno Voodoo DJs In Psy-Trance Hell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: ER on April 10, 2021, 05:30:59 AM
The Phantom Man-Ass


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 10, 2021, 06:25:13 AM
Knicker Blocker Gory


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 10, 2021, 03:45:48 PM
Burning Passions: Story of a Firehouse


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 10, 2021, 09:34:41 PM
the life and times of a fire hydrant


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 11, 2021, 03:12:07 AM
Rise Of The Elevators


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 11, 2021, 08:37:39 AM
Rise Of The Elevators

Followed by Part 2: What Goes Up, Must Come Down.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 12, 2021, 08:25:42 PM
Followed by The Fall of the Elevators


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on April 13, 2021, 12:51:58 AM
The Funhouse That Wasn't.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 13, 2021, 11:11:32 AM
Attack of the Black-Throated Monitors


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 13, 2021, 10:31:00 PM
Return of the killer farts

when a lethal gas that can comes from humans starts to kill it's time to find out a way to get a cure to stop the gas humans make everyday


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 14, 2021, 07:08:29 AM
The Methane Menace


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 14, 2021, 10:37:29 PM
Flood 2: Drowning with the sharks


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 16, 2021, 11:36:32 PM
Beware The Man Without any Ankles!

Cult of the Happy Fluffy Chipmunk... of DOOM!

30 Calories till death!

The 13th President Returns

The 13th President part II:  Millard Fillmore's Revenge!

How to make a Holocaust in three easy steps


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on April 17, 2021, 04:31:59 AM
Troll 3: Scourge of the Internet.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 17, 2021, 05:41:19 AM
I Wanna Be A Caveman
The NeckSnap SnapChat Killer
TikTok: Dance of Doom
Gordon Ramsay's Cannibal Cookout
The Toxic Tampon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 17, 2021, 06:08:42 AM
Kill Bill Vol 3: the casket of Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 17, 2021, 07:35:56 PM
My Dinner with Andre 2: Nightcap with Andre
My Dinner with Andre 3: Walk of Shame


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 17, 2021, 08:20:20 PM
Sophie's Choice 2: Vietnam


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 18, 2021, 04:52:37 AM
Smokey and the Bandit 4: Smokey smokes a joint


when a bag of weed is found by smokey him and the bandit light up and that's when all hell breaks loose


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on April 18, 2021, 05:02:44 AM
Sherlock Holmes and the case of the competent policeman.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on April 18, 2021, 05:03:58 AM
Columbo and the case of the guest star who was neither the murderer nor the victim.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 18, 2021, 05:45:43 AM
Zόrich Zombie
Lunch in Space
The Honeythief Chronicles
Three Amigos 2: The Smell of Beer
Sleepless in Intercourse, Pennsylvania



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 18, 2021, 12:11:06 PM
Maid to Murder


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 18, 2021, 03:49:57 PM
FORTAN: The World Inside The Machine


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 18, 2021, 04:09:00 PM
Murder she wrote and the case where jessica Fletcher stayed home and no one died


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 18, 2021, 04:33:43 PM
Heart to Heart: Kidnapped Again!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 20, 2021, 04:42:40 AM
Star Stealer
Star Stealer 2: The Force Fights Back
Star Stealer 3: Return of the Force

Potluck Romance
Potluck Romance 2: Recipe for Romance
Potluck Romance 3: Slow-Cooker Showdown
Recipe for Romance 2: Mom's Spaghetti
Recipe for Romance 3: Bolognese Brouhaha
Potluck Romance 4: The Early Years





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 20, 2021, 12:38:32 PM
Annie, the Library Detective
Annie, the Library Detective 2: Mystery at Shelf #104
Annie, the Library Detective 3: Late Fees Don't Come Easy





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 20, 2021, 01:00:55 PM
The Secret Code Crackers

The Atom Lab

What's Gotten Into Our Children?

West of Pisa


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 20, 2021, 04:05:32 PM
NIGHT OF THE DIVING LEAD - a title devised to fleece dyslexics


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on April 20, 2021, 05:46:14 PM
The Candy Corn Killer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 20, 2021, 05:51:09 PM
The Taxman in the Underworld

When rich Uncle Ebenezer finds a way to take it with him, Kirby Roosevelt, IRS investigator will take a trip through Heaven & Hell to get Uncle Sam’s portion. Nothing stops an IRS man on a mission! Not even death or bankruptcy!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 21, 2021, 03:24:26 AM
Lifeguard Academy
Lifeguard Academy 2: Summer Cramp at Summer Camp
Lifeguard Academy 3: Breaststroking
Lifeguard Academy 4: Assignment: Niagara Falls

Don the Bum & Dottie Derelict Go To Vegas

Haddonfield Killer
Haddonfield Killer 2: Mica Swayer's Revenge
Haddonfield Killer 3: Mica Swayer Returns


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on April 21, 2021, 08:41:32 PM
Phantasm 6: revenge of the tallmans balls


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 22, 2021, 07:03:33 AM
Pillowhead
Pillowhead II: Sheet Shredder
Pillowhead III: Bed of the Dead
Pillowhead IV: Blood Matress
Pillowhead V: Bunk Bed Massacre

Kentucky Fried Zombies



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on April 22, 2021, 10:31:58 AM
Scrotum of the Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on April 22, 2021, 10:55:39 AM
Medium Sized Squid!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 26, 2021, 10:25:34 AM
Death Perm
Death Perm 2: Cruel Curls
Death Perm 3: Rise of the Perminator
The Perminator vs. Demonic Dreadlocks: Death Perm 4

Picnic in Alaska
Picnic in Alaska 2: Glacier Glitz
Picnic in Alaska 3: Back to Nebraska


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on April 26, 2021, 12:03:36 PM
Jaws 5: Without teeth. This times its GUMS!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 26, 2021, 01:27:30 PM
Zombie Eyes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 27, 2021, 05:52:20 AM
The Knitting Club
The Knitting Club 2: Wool You Marry Me?
The Knitting Club 3: 50 Shades of Yarn

Curse of the Invisible Frog
The Invisible Frog Croaks Again
Invisible Frog III: Invisible Bait


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 29, 2021, 01:36:43 AM
Clueless Stenographer: License to Type
Clueless Stenographer 2: Court in Repression
Clueless Stenographer 3: In Flavor of the Plaintiff





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 29, 2021, 09:50:42 AM
Zombie Teeth


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trini on April 30, 2021, 02:33:26 AM
Wichita Lineman: The Motion Picture


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 30, 2021, 06:47:54 AM
When Blueberries Turn Sour: A Southern Tale of Passion
When Blueberries Turn Sour 2: Greengarden Valley Sunrise
When Blueberries Turn Sour 3: Wagons East

Birthday Zombie
Birthday Zombie 2: Deathday Candles
Birthday Zombie 3: Night of the Silent Wishes
Birthday Zombie 4: Dawn of the Icing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 30, 2021, 06:56:16 AM
Geriatric Massacre!

Geriatric Massacre Part ... 3?  Maybe it was 2... 4?  Anyway, some sequel:  Something about that thing where you can't remember stuff anymore.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on April 30, 2021, 07:56:30 AM
Death Warmed Over in a Microwave


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on April 30, 2021, 10:49:32 AM
The Chinese Hitman Delivery Service: This time the takeout is you!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on April 30, 2021, 09:24:16 PM
My Secret Secretary
My Secret Secretary 2: All Done in a Day
My Secret Secretary 3: Black Briefcase & Pink Lipstick

Jurassic Trash Pile
The Lost Car Keys: Jurassic Trash Pile 2
Jurassic Trash Pile 3: Garbage Island



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on May 01, 2021, 10:12:22 AM
Another one from 60s pulp magazines

Soft Flesh for the Nazi Fanged Doom


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on May 06, 2021, 04:53:18 AM
The Day the Nudes Took Over Capone's Operation

(again taken from pulp magazines)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 06, 2021, 07:50:21 AM
NUDE IN THE HOOD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on May 07, 2021, 12:57:27 AM
The Ducks of Doom
The Ducks of Doom 2: The Rise of the Quacken!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on May 07, 2021, 02:23:58 AM
The Bed's Too Small With You: It's sheer bedlam from morning 'til night ... !
The Bed's Too Small With You 2: Love Diet
The Bed's Too Small With You 3: Move Out, Darling

The Appendix Collector




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 07, 2021, 12:24:47 PM
Bloodbotomy


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 08, 2021, 11:45:15 AM
Three Guns in the Microwave

The Presidents Hairdresser

Destination:  Rest Stop in New Jersey

Schuyler Colfax Jr. the 17 Vice President of the United States Rises from his Grave!

BMX HighSchool

Cowboy Ninja Vampires


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on May 09, 2021, 09:37:40 PM
Nude in the hood 2:  flapping in the wind


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 18, 2021, 11:27:44 AM
COUSIN OF FRANKENSTEIN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 18, 2021, 01:13:04 PM
Dracula Resurrects Frankenstein's Monster

Aka

At the Count's Bidding

(Note: This movie does not actually feature Dracula nor Frankenstein's Monster, just really similar characters.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on May 18, 2021, 02:10:46 PM
Lipstick Lover
Lipstick Lover II: Kiss And Don't Tell
Lipstick Lover III: Pucker Up Cocoa Buttercup

Pink Eye Killer
Pink Eye Killer 2: Itching To Kill




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on May 18, 2021, 02:23:32 PM
Lipstick Lover
Lipstick Lover II: Kiss And Don't Tell
Lipstick Lover III: Pucker Up Cocoa Buttercup

Lipstick Lover IV: Murders In The Rouge Morgue


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on May 19, 2021, 01:46:30 PM
Lipstick Lover
Lipstick Lover II: Kiss And Don't Tell
Lipstick Lover III: Pucker Up Cocoa Buttercup

Lipstick Lover IV: Murders In The Rouge Morgue

 :thumbup:



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 19, 2021, 02:13:16 PM
Hamburgers The Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on May 20, 2021, 02:30:20 AM
Werewolf In the Outhouse.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on May 20, 2021, 02:38:48 AM
werewolf in the outhouse 2: sh*t happens


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on May 20, 2021, 06:36:57 AM
Fantastic Breasts and Where To Find Them

That one probably already exists.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 20, 2021, 12:40:33 PM
Movie Studio of the Undead

Produced by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 21, 2021, 10:01:14 PM
Dynamite  p**s


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on May 21, 2021, 10:02:56 PM
Stargate SG-1 : Daniel's Death count


the man has died countless times on the show for those who aren't fans


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on May 22, 2021, 01:50:53 AM
The Paint That Wouldn't Dry!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 22, 2021, 09:32:15 AM
Starfest: Carnival of the Year 3000


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 22, 2021, 10:39:26 PM
The Revenge of Frankenstein's Mummy

Rampage of the 50 Foot Zombies

Werewolf from Mars

The Transylvanian Chainsaw Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 24, 2021, 08:35:06 AM
Rocket Jane & The Space Pirates

(Note: I made a rough outline of this & plan to write it someday.)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on May 24, 2021, 09:31:20 AM
Obstetrics Academy
Obstetrics Academy 2: Their First Delivery
Obstetrics Academy 3: Back in Labour
Obstetrics Academy 4: Obstetrician on Patrol
Obstetrics Academy 5: Uterus Under Siege



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 26, 2021, 09:21:18 AM
When Silence Screamed

L.O.L. (Laughing out Lethally) 

A Gun Loaded with Hate

The Cabin on the Edge of Never

Eniee Meenie Minnee Murder


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on May 27, 2021, 02:45:15 AM
Zombie Telemarketer.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on May 27, 2021, 01:20:00 PM
Zombie Tree


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 27, 2021, 02:09:58 PM
Mall of Doom

Urban explorers get more than they bargained for when they break into the abandoned West Hills mall. Something lurks in the shadows, & it won't let them escape...It never lets anyone escape with out a price paid.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on May 28, 2021, 01:21:21 PM
Pasta Patrol


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 29, 2021, 11:54:37 PM
Chewbacca Vs Dracula
The Last Taco Unicorn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on May 30, 2021, 02:09:19 AM
Werewolf of Studio 54
Fakkkinated (anti-vaxxer propaganda film)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zelmo73 on May 30, 2021, 06:11:39 AM
The Road to Tosche Station

A coming of age story, 3 years before the events that took place in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope about Luke Skywalker and his friends, Janek "Tank" Sunber, Laze "Fixer" Loneozner, Biggs Darklighter, and Laze’s girlfriend Camie. The teens suffer trials and tribulations common with young teenaged angst and sophomoric shenanigans. Luke has a secret affair with Camie behind Laze’s back. Biggs finds out and his loyalty is torn between his two friends, and his morality is challenged one day on the road to Tosche Station outside of Anchorhead when they all travel together to pick up some power converters. The friends all discover the deeper meanings behind their friendship and their love for each other endures, though in the end, they never actually make it to Tosche Station that day.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 04, 2021, 09:32:29 AM
TOGA PARTY AT MOON U

ADVENTURES OF THE NARCOLEPTIC NINJA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 06, 2021, 06:31:07 PM
You Might Have Killed Me


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on June 07, 2021, 08:43:07 AM
Radiation Everywhere: There's No Escape


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 07, 2021, 01:45:06 PM
It's No Use We're Trapped


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on June 07, 2021, 09:36:12 PM
It Came From the S-Trap...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on June 08, 2021, 01:40:10 AM
My Killer Hangbag: The Fashion Accessory That Eats!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on June 09, 2021, 12:52:37 AM
When Turtles Attack


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on June 09, 2021, 06:37:46 AM
And another one from pulp magazines

Hitler's Baboon Tortures in Mabuti


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on June 15, 2021, 12:34:27 PM
Dial M for Misgender

(I stole this from kiwifarms)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on June 16, 2021, 01:35:38 PM
Orange in Harlem


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 16, 2021, 02:32:41 PM
Cursed Magical Woman Of The Beach (a.k.a Sand Witch)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 16, 2021, 02:54:11 PM
INTERNET TROLL-HUNTER
MILF WITH A SHOTGUN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on June 17, 2021, 01:14:46 PM
Bikini Prison

Cannibal Airlines (some of you will arrive at your destination)

Monkey-Shark

Prequel to the First Time: Part III







Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 17, 2021, 03:56:17 PM
DINOCANO

SHAOLIN BREAKDANCER

ASEXUAL SEDUCTION

POODLE EXORCIST


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on June 17, 2021, 06:37:57 PM
Dinonado!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on June 18, 2021, 09:53:31 AM
A Knight At The Pawn Queen's Castle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on June 18, 2021, 09:45:52 PM
first Blood part 4: Second blood to first Blood


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on June 21, 2021, 12:52:05 AM
Cursed Magical Woman Of The Beach (a.k.a Sand Witch)

Didn't Rose McGowan's character do things with sand in the Conan reboot? Perhaps you could pitch the Sand Witch as a spin off.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: kornula on June 21, 2021, 11:03:14 AM
DINOCANO

SHAOLIN BREAKDANCER

ASEXUAL SEDUCTION

POODLE EXORCIST

Didn't Godfry Ho make "Shaolin Breakdancer" already?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 21, 2021, 12:17:36 PM
JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in BAKED, NOT FRIED

JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in LIVE AND GET HIGH

JAMES BONG (AGENT 420) in DR. 'DRO


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on June 22, 2021, 01:06:25 AM
Another one from pulp magazine

I Led France's Flaming Dolls of Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on June 22, 2021, 10:50:55 PM
or it's sequel i led france's flaming dolls of life 

this one made for the kiddos


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on June 24, 2021, 01:55:23 PM
Batman vs Everyone Who's Not Batman

Prayer Group of the Living Dead

Half-Hitler Half-Piranha

No one escapes the Pit of Corn!

Werewolf Sock Hop

Evil Deodorant

Ctrl+Alt+Death!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on June 24, 2021, 11:28:28 PM
batman Vs. the big gay Duo and their gay brothers and sisters


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 26, 2021, 07:20:53 PM
This is an actual bad movie title suggested in the October 1964 issue of "Playboy":

Hercules, Gidget and the Surfing High School Sex Kittens Rock Around the Clock with the Incredible Cycling Leatherneck of the Red Sea Dragstrip


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on June 27, 2021, 02:09:42 AM
or how about this The Bad lay of the century


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on June 27, 2021, 11:10:29 AM
Another one from the pulps

Killer Clams From Alpha Seven


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on June 27, 2021, 08:15:55 PM
Revenge of the Pacifists


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ted C on June 27, 2021, 10:05:38 PM
or how about this The Bad lay of the century

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cf/37/68/cf3768ff80d704e4fa87d07fc5974ed1.jpg)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 29, 2021, 02:07:29 PM
The Box Office Poisoner


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: KaseyBear on July 02, 2021, 07:49:35 AM
Worktime workers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 03, 2021, 01:10:14 PM
What’s the Trouble With Tina?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on July 03, 2021, 05:49:59 PM
Bra Breakers In A Haunted House
Gus Rides the Bus
Porpoise Puncher From the Year 5000
Fabulous Fascists Hit the Mall
Karen vs Mary Sue: This Time It's Personal


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 05, 2021, 01:00:59 AM
Ewokes! They're small, they're furry and they fight the patriarchy!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on July 05, 2021, 04:03:13 AM
i wasn't offering lol.   how about this, Reservoir Dogs 2: the ghost of Mr. White comes back to play Chinese Checkers.

i know not one of my best but it's 5 am here so give me a break


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 06, 2021, 02:14:35 PM
Gymkaka  :twirl:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 06, 2021, 10:28:09 PM
Dragon Castle Adventure


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 07, 2021, 04:23:29 AM
Worcestershire Sauce Killer
Worcestershire Sauce Killer 2: Death Fermented
Worcestershire Sauce Killer 3: Sriracha's Revenge


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on July 07, 2021, 07:29:38 AM
Fartleship Podumpkin  :buggedout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on July 07, 2021, 10:33:03 AM
The Houseguest who wouldn't leave!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 13, 2021, 07:56:24 PM
Dragon Castle Treasure


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 13, 2021, 10:24:22 PM
The Invisible Traitor

Murder for Rent

Invasion of the Mashed Potato People

It Can Probably Happen on Tuesday

A Man, a Woman, and a Howler Monkey


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on July 14, 2021, 02:49:56 AM
or Invasion of the Killer Burritos Starring Adam Sandler

or The Ins and outs of how an onion can make you cry


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 14, 2021, 03:23:04 AM
Flusher: The Toilet That Speaks
My Nosy Housekeeper
Linguini in a Bottle
Death Fold: Human Origami


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 14, 2021, 01:39:04 PM
Makeshift Mortuary


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 14, 2021, 01:42:51 PM
Return to Dragon Castle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 14, 2021, 01:56:24 PM
Ethernet Exorcist
My Squirrel Does My Taxes
Long Island Iced Bees



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 15, 2021, 12:22:56 PM
Tipping in Transylvania


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 15, 2021, 03:03:43 PM
Escape From Dragon Castle


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on July 15, 2021, 06:06:15 PM
Bruce Lee VS the Killer Potatoes


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 15, 2021, 11:34:57 PM
Angels are Made in Purgatory
Hobos on Skateboards
Robbing a Bank with RuPaul
Haunted Fortune Cookies


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 16, 2021, 01:32:26 AM
Rosie the Riveter vs The Welders Gang


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 16, 2021, 09:38:29 AM
* The Tide Pod Murders

* Snail From Hell

* The Turtles are Watching!

* Waxed to Death

* Don't Look in the Pantry

* Curse of the Customer Service Representative

* Robocaller's Revenge

* Publisher's Clearinghouse Massacre


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on July 18, 2021, 07:45:57 PM
Kindergarten Cop 2 the Giant Tumor Fights Back


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 19, 2021, 12:08:06 AM
Kindergarten Cop 2 the Giant Tumor Fights Back

you mean part 3 as there is already a sequel

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/KindergartenCop2.Promotionalposter.png/220px-KindergartenCop2.Promotionalposter.png)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 19, 2021, 07:24:42 AM
Jaywalking Giraffes
Zombie Socks
The Belly Button Tickler




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 19, 2021, 05:43:58 PM
Dragon Castle Quest


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 23, 2021, 12:31:42 PM
WEAKENED AT BURNY'S

SEX LIVES OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on July 24, 2021, 02:22:45 AM
Sesame Street Chainsaw Massacre.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on July 25, 2021, 04:44:50 PM
Dungeon of Doom!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 29, 2021, 03:33:39 PM
VAMPIRE VOLCANO

SEXY KUNG FU


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 29, 2021, 04:04:10 PM
Sexy Zombie


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on July 30, 2021, 02:56:54 PM
I Sold my Soul on Ebay
Hot Wax Fondue
An American Lumberjack in Sudan


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on July 30, 2021, 06:37:35 PM
Clash of Demon Head


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 02, 2021, 05:36:22 AM
Diary of a Cigarette Butts Collector
I'm Moving to the Moon
The Vaccinated Pantomime


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on August 03, 2021, 01:53:21 AM
What's that dead hooker doing in the trunk of your car Charlie Brown.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 03, 2021, 01:57:01 AM
There is actually a Canadian exploitation/comedy film called Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009)  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on August 03, 2021, 11:39:56 AM
Something I saw suggested elsewhere that I'd watch the hell out of.

Evil Dead in Big China Town. Ash teams up with Jack Burton to take down the Evil Dead.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on August 03, 2021, 12:18:54 PM
There is actually a Canadian exploitation/comedy film called Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009)  :teddyr:

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hooker_in_a_Trunk (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hooker_in_a_Trunk)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 03, 2021, 12:23:55 PM
Scary Farts Linger in the Dark
The Dead Don't Dive
Strip Monopoly on a Rainy Afternoon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on August 03, 2021, 12:25:48 PM
Clash of Demon Head

I would pay money to see that.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 05, 2021, 09:20:55 AM
Carnival Catastrophe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on August 05, 2021, 11:28:48 AM
Poo 2: The Afterburn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 07, 2021, 03:09:23 PM
Scratch Ass: the Movie   Directed by Lloyd Kaufman as only he would do a film named that


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 08, 2021, 11:14:10 AM
the Legend of Pie Fight Mountain


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 08, 2021, 11:26:00 AM
This is either an actual movie title, or very close to one, but here goes:

HEADS I KILL, TAILS YOU DIE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on August 08, 2021, 11:44:53 AM
This is either an actual movie title, or very close to one, but here goes:

HEADS I KILL, TAILS YOU DIE

 :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114604/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114604/)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 08, 2021, 11:46:14 AM
The Curse of My Mother's Hairy Canary.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 08, 2021, 11:48:15 AM
Fumunda, Django- Or Yeast!



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 08, 2021, 04:20:52 PM
Buttlicker: The Musical


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 08, 2021, 10:33:41 PM
Why Did You Kill Me?


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 09, 2021, 02:21:02 PM
PROM OF THE LIVING DEAD


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 10, 2021, 04:04:15 AM
The Pie that Loved Me



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 10, 2021, 04:55:59 AM
You Remind Me of My Mother


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 10, 2021, 05:27:35 AM
My Dog Hates You


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 10, 2021, 05:29:30 AM
I Eat Your Pigskins- I Drink Your Pickle Juice


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 10, 2021, 06:22:20 AM
The Thai Ginger Tea Club
A Zombie Ate My Homework
Peter the Porcupine Goes to Daytona Beach
My Bunions Are Killing Me
Chubby Rain


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on August 10, 2021, 11:18:23 AM
The Day Charlie Manson Came For Tea.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 12, 2021, 09:04:42 AM
Lizard Monsters of the Triassic!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 12, 2021, 02:51:38 PM
NINJA DIVORCE COURT


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 12, 2021, 04:43:47 PM
Ninjas Stole My Thumb Drive


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 12, 2021, 07:54:10 PM
How I Met Your Murderer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 12, 2021, 09:59:18 PM
Pretty Paranoid Woman


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 13, 2021, 12:00:54 PM
SATAN'S KILLER RAVE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on August 13, 2021, 03:59:13 PM
Graveyard Of The Dead


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 13, 2021, 05:19:07 PM
A NAZI VAMPIRE IN HELL


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 13, 2021, 11:26:50 PM
Don't Eat the Poet
Attack of the Breakdancing Milkmen
My Grandma has a Potbelly
Clickbait to Hell
Better late than Pregnant


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 14, 2021, 03:03:46 AM
Hemorrhoid's R'  US


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 15, 2021, 09:57:53 PM
Soccer Mummy

Assablanca


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 16, 2021, 03:23:35 AM
Cucumber USA


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 16, 2021, 11:41:50 AM
Post on the Edge of Doomsday


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 16, 2021, 11:49:16 AM
The Schnitzel Conspiracy
Satan Lives in my Rose Garden
The Attic That Screamed
I Married a Dog Trainer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on August 16, 2021, 04:06:47 PM
Stickin' It

Stickin' It 2: The Man


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 18, 2021, 11:16:01 AM
The Shrieking Jar
Night of the Moon Demon
Lobo, the Boxing Lobster
Once Bitten, Cry Twice


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 18, 2021, 12:56:50 PM
MY ASS, YOUR BREATH

It's an art film!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2021, 03:31:04 PM
TEENAGERS IN HELL
WILD WEEKEND WITH WANTON WANDA
CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE MASSEUSE
ECTOKILLER
INVASION OF THE SKINHEAD MILFS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 18, 2021, 03:52:56 PM

CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE MASSEUSE


Needs a crossover with my Frog trilogy

Quote
Curse of the Invisible Frog
The Invisible Frog Croaks Again
Invisible Frog III: Invisible Bait


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 18, 2021, 04:16:36 PM

CURSE OF THE INVISIBLE MASSEUSE


Needs a crossover with my Frog trilogy

Quote
Curse of the Invisible Frog
The Invisible Frog Croaks Again
Invisible Frog III: Invisible Bait

MASSEUSE VS. FROG: THE BATTLE OF THE INVISIBLE CURSE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: chainsaw midget on August 19, 2021, 07:28:37 AM
Cowboys of the Lunatic Ocean

Door to Door Morgue

Hunchback of The 'Nam


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 20, 2021, 12:50:50 AM
Easter Goblin
The Pepper Spray Gang
Sunrise at Midnight
Running from Hell


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 20, 2021, 01:27:46 AM
Panty raid from Hell and Back


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on August 20, 2021, 03:17:13 AM
The Nympho Bear-Hunting Women of Honshu (taken from vintage True Men Magazine)

There could be a sequel

The Nympho Bear-Hunting Women vs. Bigfoot - You know what they say about big feet.
(The zany adventures of Bigfoot trying to escape a gang of Japanese nymphos)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on August 20, 2021, 04:14:39 AM
the DOG WORM EATERS


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 20, 2021, 07:51:18 AM
Zombie With a Gun


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on August 20, 2021, 11:27:21 AM
For Your Bum Only


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 20, 2021, 01:11:08 PM
Zombie With a Gun
This could be a franchise:

Zombie With a Hatchet
Zombie With a Crow Bar
Zombie With a Pick
Zombie With a Machete
Zombie With a Bazooka
Zombie With a Tank
Zombie With a Scythe
Zombie With a Chainsaw




Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 20, 2021, 01:49:42 PM
Rage Syndrome

Plot: A young couple get a puppy from their neighbors. Things go well till it's about a year old, when it has a sunned seizure. They take it to the vet, & it gets better, but then, suddenly it starts attacking without warning...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 20, 2021, 10:48:17 PM
I Was a Teenage Dinosaur


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on August 21, 2021, 10:43:35 AM
The Mole Men Want Your Eyes (again, from a pulp magazine)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 21, 2021, 02:11:38 PM
Fight of the Werewolves


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 21, 2021, 03:36:43 PM
The Werewolves are Out Tonight


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on August 22, 2021, 05:25:49 AM
The Werewolves are Out of Beer and the Vampire at The Corner Store Is Robbing Them.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on August 22, 2021, 06:57:09 AM
The Really Boring Film That Wins Oscars.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on August 22, 2021, 09:52:56 AM
In the Time of the Dinosaurs...


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 25, 2021, 10:32:56 PM
The case of the missing paint can and  the mystery of who painted grandpa's barn


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 26, 2021, 07:39:47 AM
ICEBOXERS

MY DINNER WAS ANDRE


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 27, 2021, 01:47:47 AM
Ron Jeremy's  day with Bubba and the butt clinchers


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on August 27, 2021, 11:05:12 AM
I was a Teenage Teenager


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 27, 2021, 02:14:02 PM
Cosplaytriots
Witch in the Closet
Unpossess Me
Island of Tears
Cannibal Bridesmaids


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 27, 2021, 05:21:49 PM
my brother the douche bag


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 27, 2021, 06:45:48 PM
Picnic with John Wayne
Valentine on Uranus
The Adventures of Max Beta: VCR Repairman
Something Evil on my Doorstep


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 27, 2021, 10:41:21 PM
Die Hard 6: John McClaine's Liver spots


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on August 28, 2021, 08:00:41 AM
Bra vs. Earthquake
The Ten Condiments
Sunburn Fever
Beverly Hills Plumber
A Vampire Walks Home Alone at Dawn



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on August 28, 2021, 08:38:28 PM
the brown log


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on September 02, 2021, 01:26:04 AM
Alt-Right Nazi Furverts on the rampage!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 02, 2021, 02:23:37 PM
KUNG FU CREEP

BLOODY RABBI

DEAD AND KICKBOXING


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on September 02, 2021, 02:26:15 PM
two cowboys escape from society to engage in their shameful passion: pretending to be British

in ...

Blokeback Mountain


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: WingedSerpent on September 02, 2021, 05:20:56 PM
Octo-Spider

World War Cyclops

The devil went down to Gary, Indiana.

In the eyes of the Dragon


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 03, 2021, 02:17:57 AM
House of Earwax
KFCop
Two Tulips for a Corpse
Toilet Ballerina
Google with Goggles


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 03, 2021, 09:18:49 AM
KENTUCKY FRIED KILLER


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 04, 2021, 08:22:30 AM
I Dream of John Rambo
Log Cabin Login
Wicked Waitress
Swelling Bee
Karate Divorce



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on September 05, 2021, 08:49:39 AM
The Shinning  :tongueout:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 05, 2021, 03:47:25 PM
The Green Grocer

Psycho Yoga Instructor


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 06, 2021, 05:21:34 AM
Dinner for 1,000,000 People
Emma's Secret email
Don't Kill the Dishwasher
Thicc Thighs
Clown Priest


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on September 06, 2021, 06:21:12 AM
An ordinary person having an ordinary day where nothing special happens.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on September 07, 2021, 06:23:26 PM
Escape of the Hypnotist!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on September 07, 2021, 06:25:34 PM
The Mooning, the bro vs. the bra


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 14, 2021, 11:24:05 AM
Rock n' Roll Senior Center

The Zombie MILF


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 14, 2021, 11:47:32 AM
Agnes: Schizophrenic Spirit Medium
Night of the Pimple Popper



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 14, 2021, 12:59:36 PM
The Boogers

The Unknown Murderer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on September 16, 2021, 01:08:39 AM
Fanged Furry Fiends of Fury


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on September 16, 2021, 01:08:56 AM
The life and death of the story of the case of the dirty underwear


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 16, 2021, 02:12:17 PM
Paranormal Popcorn
Werewolf in High Heels
Blink If You Know Who Killed You


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 17, 2021, 12:35:04 PM
50-Foot Frankenstein
Surfer Vigilante
My Sugar Daddy Knows Voodoo
Lair of the Haberdasher


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on September 17, 2021, 12:45:07 PM
My Spleen!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on September 17, 2021, 11:02:51 PM
Dancing Ninja's


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on September 25, 2021, 06:52:28 PM
My Bum is Now Nervous

Wipe Me!

I was a Teenage Vampire Zombie

Sun Sharks

Ghosts Don't Die

The Magic Murderer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 25, 2021, 09:44:45 PM
I Saw What You Did on eBay
One Foot in the Fire
Night of the Ratcoon
Tales of the Salad Fairy
Buffet Bully


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on September 25, 2021, 10:23:56 PM
I Drink Your Yahoo
I Eat Your Pig Skins



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on September 26, 2021, 08:38:25 PM
The Boogie Woogie Boogens from Down the Road.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 27, 2021, 06:19:52 AM
Florist Webinar: A Valentine Romance
Unwritten Letters to Richard Ramirez
Dear Santa: My Amazon Wish List
Three Cigarettes at Midnight
Trapped Inside a Kangaroo Pouch


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on September 27, 2021, 09:28:59 AM
I Shot Curious George


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on September 27, 2021, 09:44:15 AM
The Brain That Couldn't Think


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 28, 2021, 02:58:27 AM
Greek Iguana (aka The Lizard Of Kos)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on September 29, 2021, 01:08:55 AM
the brain that couldn't think it's sequel coming soon

The Eyes that couldn't blink


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 30, 2021, 01:14:04 AM
Cicada Man

Cicada Man 2: I Know What You Did 17 Summers Ago.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on September 30, 2021, 02:19:05 AM
Cicada Man a.k.a. The Beast Within (1982)  :wink:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nC5g23bH4rM/YLQnwlMFDgI/AAAAAAAAMmk/-HN1-USeQuQAEg-P2BkE9UkxitxSjSRNACLcBGAsYHQ/s500/tumblr_fce841783587d7ce358f60027722c5d1_1ff23241_500.webp)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on September 30, 2021, 02:33:03 AM
The Snot Booger Zombie Monster


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on September 30, 2021, 02:58:06 AM
Cicada Man a.k.a. The Beast Within (1982)  :wink:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nC5g23bH4rM/YLQnwlMFDgI/AAAAAAAAMmk/-HN1-USeQuQAEg-P2BkE9UkxitxSjSRNACLcBGAsYHQ/s500/tumblr_fce841783587d7ce358f60027722c5d1_1ff23241_500.webp)

haha, I've seen that as well... running out of fake movie ideas so I'm moving on to existing ones  


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 01, 2021, 04:29:08 AM
that makes me think of one of the main boss at work it kinda looks like her i think.

The Broken Toilet


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 01, 2021, 10:05:22 AM
Burping Nurse
Burping Nurse 2: Sulfur of Fear
Burping Nurse 3: Doctor Hiccups
Adorable Bigfoot
I Sneeze to Please






Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 01, 2021, 10:09:50 AM
Stop Being An Arsehole.
This Is s**t.
I've No More f**ks To Give.

A trilogy of films about how bad management destroy an otherwise happy workplace and persuades their workforce to abandon them for greener pastures.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 01, 2021, 03:12:30 PM
FLAMING BRIDES


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 01, 2021, 04:51:53 PM
the horse that couldn't fart


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 02, 2021, 05:15:16 PM
Psycho Party Planner

Plants Unlimited

Don't Pee!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 02, 2021, 08:43:50 PM
Don't Whiz on The Tree


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 03, 2021, 02:30:15 PM
Cornfield Massacre
Urban Pumpkins
ThanksTaking
Snowbound Halloween
A Razor for a Killer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 04, 2021, 02:17:54 PM
I Don't Drink Your Blood
Easy To Kill


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 05, 2021, 04:16:22 PM
DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE I SPAT ON

OOPS, I MARRIED A MUMMY!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on October 05, 2021, 04:43:03 PM
STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT HERSELF!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 05, 2021, 06:33:42 PM
Domain Registrar of Doom!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 06, 2021, 10:04:10 AM
Ghosts Don't Dance


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 06, 2021, 11:45:39 AM
Elvira, Matress of Clark
Warning: Beware of Crotch Sniffing Dog
Germaphobic Ghost
Embrace of the Anus People



Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 08, 2021, 03:49:27 AM
Another one from the pulps: Belgian Beauties in Nazi Mad Dog Pit of Terror


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: jimpickens on October 08, 2021, 04:04:09 AM
The Divorce of Dracula.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 08, 2021, 06:04:02 PM
Bird Bath


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 08, 2021, 08:36:20 PM
the life and death of gabby the goat


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 08, 2021, 09:05:02 PM
How to Pack a Suitcase (Tutorial Film)
Children of the Meth
Nightmare Dance Contest
Luscious Lycanthrope
Hitler Was my Wedding DJ


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 09, 2021, 11:59:54 AM
Astronauts
Astronauts 2
Astronauts 3
Astronauts 4
Astronauts 5: Astronauts In Space


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: RCMerchant on October 09, 2021, 12:11:22 PM
DJANGO-MY NUTS YOUR CHIN


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 09, 2021, 03:52:28 PM
From Straight A's to XXX


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 10, 2021, 06:45:21 PM
COED CONVENT


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 10, 2021, 11:54:10 PM
The Dead don't talk back but they do Whimper


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 11, 2021, 12:09:50 AM
Coffee Shop Orb
HalloScream: Haunted YouTube Channel
Jacqueline-O-Lantern
I Married Satan
I Married Satan Too





Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 11, 2021, 04:30:55 AM
My Mother The Horse  the sequel to My Mother The Car and a lot messier too clean up after too.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 11, 2021, 11:00:12 AM
THE BEAST MUST TWERK


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 11, 2021, 12:22:29 PM
The Beast Must die again and again and again....


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 11, 2021, 01:08:08 PM
The Texas Chain Saw Mascara
I Split on Your Grave
The Amityville Moron
When a Stranger Yawns
The Stepford Dogs
Let's Bore Jessica to Death
The Town That Dreadlocks at Sundown
Invasion of the Pee Girls
Empire of the Aunts


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 11, 2021, 07:44:01 PM
Dab of Death


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 11, 2021, 08:36:59 PM
Sleepaway Champ
Killer Frown from Outer Space
Maximum Overbite
Night of the Melons
Hemorrhoids from the Deep


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 15, 2021, 08:05:47 AM
Polter Geisha


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 15, 2021, 10:11:28 AM
The Hallmark Card Killer
Driving Backwards to Vancouver
Forklift Maniac
There's Ectoplasm in my Soup


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pennywise37 on October 15, 2021, 10:56:49 PM
The Jizz Singer


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 17, 2021, 09:27:25 AM
My Underwear is on Fire!


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 17, 2021, 09:58:07 AM
Slay-Mart

“Slay-Mart is all the things a fright flick should be! Dark halls & creepy stalkers, bloodbaths are always guaranteed!”


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Trevor on October 17, 2021, 11:05:35 AM
My Underwear is on Fire!

That's not a movie, that's my daily life  :wink:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 17, 2021, 04:03:06 PM
Gums 2: Jutht When You Thought It Wath Thafe


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 18, 2021, 12:04:12 AM
Pizza: Pineapple Nightmare
Pizza 2: Hidden Anchovies
Pizza 3: Boyz n the Hut
Pizza 4: The Final Slice
Trust the Crust: Pizza 5 - Origins
DreamSickle
Four Dragonflies on Pink Polyester


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 18, 2021, 03:46:12 AM
Pizza: Pineapple Nightmare
Pizza 2: Hidden Anchovies
Pizza 3: Boyz n the Hut
Pizza 4: The Final Slice
Trust the Crust: Pizza 5 - Origins
DreamSickle
Four Dragonflies on Pink Polyester

^ did I fall into a time warp? that was definitely on the last page and I read it yesterday before I posted my last reply, which is now before it?

lol at 'Boys n the Hut' btw   :smile:


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 18, 2021, 04:41:30 AM
No time warp haha. I was editing my post but somehow clicked on delete? Not sure how that happen but my post was then gone. I reposted my original post.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: zombie no.one on October 18, 2021, 07:13:33 AM
phew...

(http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/920827/26951887/1459724889030/Doc+Brown+gif+reaction.gif?token=I%2F6nr6AxGbKNWYBZvZGWjoJ6pC4%3D)


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 19, 2021, 04:42:38 PM
Tropic Time Warp


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 20, 2021, 08:03:45 PM
Blood Escalator
Blood Escalator 2: Death Step
Blood Escalator 3: Trapped Standing


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: bob on October 23, 2021, 12:00:11 PM
Ghost Cop


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 24, 2021, 08:38:03 AM
Return of the Graveyard Skank


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Alex on October 24, 2021, 09:50:08 AM
Bad Ass Booty Call.


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: claws on October 24, 2021, 10:05:05 AM
Deaf Vengeance
Pi$$oir Connoisseur
Bubble gum Adventures
Bubble gum Adventures 2: What's Your Flavor?
Bubble gum Adventures 3: Romantic Chewing
Bubble gum Adventures 4: Popped Dreams


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: pacman000 on October 24, 2021, 07:06:02 PM
Bugsquisher!
Bugsquisher 2: Crunchy Cockroaches
Bugsquisher 3: Slimy Spiders
Bugsquisher 4: Scratching Scorpions


Title: Re: invent a bad movie title
Post by: Dr. Whom on October 28, 2021, 12:47:45 AM
Bugsquisher!
Bugsquisher 2: Crunchy Cockroaches
Bugsquisher 3: Slimy Spiders
Bugsquisher 4: Scratching Scorpions

I expect that to be a TV-series on Discovery Channel