invent a bad movie title

[paula]

"Blonde Slut Cheerleaders from the 69th Dimension"  (no...i would not be in it)

"Attack of the Butterfaces"

[Saucerman]

HUNGRY HUNGRY KITCHEN APPLIANCES

THE G-STRING MURDERESS

I WAS A TEENAGE TRANSVESTITE NAZI FRANKENSTEIN

And forgive me if the following is in overly-poor taste...

STALINIST CANNIBAL BULIMICS ("purge...then binge!")

[Psycho Circus]

Taste Of The Panther

[Cthulhu]

Monkey holocaust

[Flick James]

I can't think of any titles, but I've always thought it would be funny to expand on all of the holiday-specific b-movies, like "Santa's Slay" or "New Years Evil" etc. but for all the lesser holidays, like Groundhog's Day, Veteran's Day, Labor Day, President's Day, or even Arbor Day if you want to get really obscure.  Maybe someone with a better imagination can come up with some titles.

[indianasmith]

DAWN OF THE DEAD: THE MUSICAL ON ICE!

(I guess that's more of a performance, though)

and then there is the script I helped write in college, but never filmed:

EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS

[InformationGeek]

How about this?  Robert Holocaust?

Thumbs up to the people who get the inside joke.    

[wanderarbeiter]

Abbot and Costello meet Mervin Karnol, CPA

Chimps Stole my Dignity

The Agonizing Torture Chamber of the Confessional Lutherans

It Came From Someplace Unknown/Traditionally Scary Location

Hitler's Last Zeppelin Race 

Clown Massacre 4000: The Betty White Story

Help, The Hobos Have Unionized!

Return of the Holiday Themed Serial Killer

Santa Claus vs. Aaron Burr 2: Spring Break

At Some Point A Character has Graphic Sex with Joe Don Baker (movie banned in countries that observe all 5 senses).   

[The Burgomaster]

Buxom Machinegun-Toting Beach Babes in the Prehistoric Valley of Tears

[justin]

Mutant Zombies From Mars
The Toe Nail Eaters
Blood Snorting Hookers
Blood Snorting Hookers II: The Crackdown
The Mud That Ate People

[Saucerman]

How about UNDERARM TERRORS?

[retrorussell]

Weasels Ripped My Demon Lover
Slugs: The Musical
Humanoids From Deep River

[The Burgomaster]

* Skin Eaters IV: Alien Spore from the Deep

* Halloween XXV:  Ring the Doorbell and Run

* Frankenstein and the Seven Nubile Virgins

* Ace Ventura:  It Burns When I Pee

* Bela Lugosi meets a Brooklyn Pusher

* 2099:  Malibu Barbie in Nuke City

* Texting While Driving: Hell on Wheels

* Alien vs. Predator vs. Harvey Fierstein

* Wes Anderson: Live, Raw, and Nude

* Don't Go in the Closet Because Your Damned Christmas Presents are in There and I'll Bring Them All Back to the Store, You Spoiled Little Bastard

* Egg Nog and Milk: Mucus in My Throat

* Schoolyard Killer 2: One, Two, Three, Red Light!

[Psycho Circus]

2099:  Malibu Barbie in Nuke City

That sounds like my perfect movie! 

[The Burgomaster]

2099:  Malibu Barbie in Nuke City

That sounds like my perfect movie! 

Something about the thought of Barbie in a mini skirt, thigh-high boots, and a torn shirt, running through the ruins blasting mutants with a rail gun makes me feel all tingly inside . . .