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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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zombie no.one

Dead Psychos From Neptune In The Valley Of The Rabbits

edit: theres a really similar thread down the page to this but I didn't see it, oh well. this is for movies that don't exist lol
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

venomx

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Ok I got 5 ...

Godzilla vs The Zomibe Sluts from hell - It just sounds funny to me.

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill - Why did I write this? lol

Rambo vs Gamera - Oh boy no more Rambo movies get'em Gamera!

Freddy vs Jason vs Jaws - Yeah Right

The Goonies In Space - I want to see this!

zombie no.one

Quote from: venomx on April 03, 2007, 11:04:11 PM

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill

nice :bouncegiggle:.  the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational...
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

sideorderofninjas

Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

zombie no.one

Quote from: sideorderofninjas on April 03, 2007, 11:35:42 PM
Mad Radioactive Sorority Harlots Versus Shaolin Werewolf Rodeo Clowns Beyond Thunderdome

  :teddyr:
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

quabrot

Academy of the Living Dead
Roundworm
Meow!
The Eyes of Bruce Lee

fortunato

FrankenFrog
The Curse of the Blood Moon
Critters vs. Munchies
Cabin in the Woods
People Meat
Harvest of Death
Meat Cleaver Massacre
Feast of the Wererats
Goblins still exist. Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Are you nuts? You tryin' ta turn me into a homo?

You're TEARING ME APART, Lisa!

"May I remind you that I am in command here! Only an idiot would attempt such a thing. I will do it myself."

soylentgreen

BROWNOUT!

THEY CALL HIM THREE LEGS

ANGST AND TORPOR AT THE WAYNE MOTOR INN


That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"

zombie no.one

Mutant Sex Crazed Wombats From Tokyo
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

Doc Daneeka

Death above the Skyscrapers: Kaiju in New York

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

RCMerchant

FRANKENSTIEN's ORGY of BLOODLUST
ORGASM of the SPACE VIRGINS
BLACULA vs. FRANKENKLAN
ROCKET to URANUS
BLOODSUCKING ZOMBIES of SATAN's SS
DR. JERKOFF and MISS NYMPHO
I WASa TEENAGE BOOGER EATER
I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Jack

Cheerleader Virgins of the Second Peloponnesian War
Fluffy - The Shatterer Of Worlds
The High School Slut Massacre
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Dennis

Attack of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space

and 1 year later

Queen of the Zombie Teddy Bears from Outer Space

and if they're successful at the box office, the opening of:

Zombie Teddy Bear Land at Disney World.


Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

soylentgreen

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 04, 2007, 06:53:24 AM

I MARRIED the UGLIEST B#TCH ON EARTH...(blurb:"All I had to do to get her money was make her scream in orgastic ecstacy...problem was,I was doing all the screaming!")

Isn't Cash Flagg in that?  :wink:


...and a few more from myself...

GOOSEY NIGHT

POISONOUS : EXPIRATION DATE 2

CHASTE TEENS DIE LAST

THE RIBALD ADVENTURES OF JESUS IN PALESTINE
...or How The Savior Ended Up In Jerusalem On His Ass
That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"

sebastianjackal

Okay, how's this?

Attack of the Killer Mutant Cannibal Zombie Leeches from Zartok-5 by way of the Negative Dimenison