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Started by zombie no.one, April 03, 2007, 10:56:54 PM

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JaseSF

BEYOND THE EDGE OF INFINITY THROUGH THE CORRIDOR OF TIME or HOW THE UNIVERSE BEGAN.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Dennis


Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

venomx

#17
5 more ...

Kill Now Or Die Later - It sounds good.

The Monster From Dead Semen - Oh nooo! What will it look like? lol

It's The Cannibal Rhinos That Can't See Well - funny funny stuff but true ... not ... !

Legend Of The Flying Cat From Hell - OOOOOO K with Pic ...

The Goonies Meet Dracula - I'm not sure about this one its Directed by Dr.Frankenstein
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Pic from Legend Of The Flying Cat From Hell

Andrew


The Thing from Devil's Marsh

Tarzan vs. Predator

The Mattress Factory Massacre

Devastation, Texas
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

clockworkcanary

Rockabilly Russians vs the MP3 Pirates of the Carribean

Interview with a Lampshade

Buggles the Were Rabbit

The Incredible Shrinkage (aka Damn It's Cold Outside!)

I was a Teenage Master Bai...wait, wait, that's not right
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ghouck

Fudge Pakt: San Francisco Detective

Soulrape

The Thing That Makes Things Die

Wedgie-saurus Rex

Chainsaw Lesbians on a PMS Rampage

The Thing That Ate EVERYTHING

And the sequil:

The Thing That BARFED Everything

And the next in this saga:

The Thing That Re-ate Everything

The Mind of a Zombie

Sequil:

The Mind of a Zombie on CRACK

another sequil:

The Mind of a Zombie in WITHDRAWS: Twelve Steps to Death

Female Zombie Nudists Outdoors in the Late Fall

Death by Waffle-Iron

Naked Lesbian Mutand Zombies versus Itialian Vampire Death-Squad Soldiers on the Planet of the Doomed Giant Tomato-Worm Infestation.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

soylentgreen

THE BABY SHAVERS

WE MUST FIND THOSE ORGANS!

OBJECTIVE PEORIA

LIGHTY TOASTED OFFERINGS

IN PRAISE OF SOCCER MOMS

SLACKJAW SWAMP b***hES ON THE RAMPGE

THE NARCOLEPTIC FIVE

DAY OF THE APHIDS

BRING ME THE HEAD OF SANJAYA MALAKAR (video release title: PITCHY!)

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That's my driver's license picture....I hate that picture!"

RCMerchant

BLOODY HEMMOROIDS OF URANUS
MADHOUSE OF THE INSANE PSYCHOS
COMMUNION OF THE FLEASH EATERS
SLAUGHTERHOUSE OF RAW MEAT
THE BUTCHERS BLOODY MEATCLEAVERS
gRAVEYARDE OF THE DEAD
MORGUGE OF THE EMBALMERS
NIGHT OF THE NIGHT CRAWLERS
SABBATHOF THE BLOOD DRINKERS
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Doc Daneeka

QuoteTarzan vs. Predator
Dark Horse comic.

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JaseSF

SUPER INVADERS FROM THE FOURTH DIMENSION
CORN BEEF HASH FROM HELL
ZOMBIE WEREWOLF VAMPIRES VS. DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S CALCAVADE OF CREATURES
FROM THE INNER MIND TO THE OUTER WORLD
TAKE A RIGHT TURN AROUND ANDROMEDA AND SWING A LEFT AROUND NEPTUNE.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Andrew

Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on April 04, 2007, 04:26:19 PM
QuoteTarzan vs. Predator
Dark Horse comic.

Really?  Well, I was thinking it was an almost intuitive match, so it makes sense that someone had done something with the idea.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

CoreyHeldpen

Here's some that have been floating around in my head for a while:

KomodoMan: Obviously the film would be about a Komodo Dragon/ Human crossbreed.

Godzilla Vs Gamera In Dimension X: No logic went into coming up with this.

Killer Cats From Mars: Instead of Klowns, we've got alien felines bringing death and devestation! I'd actually pay to see this.
"The only three things I hate are demons, malfunctioning robots, and monster movies that don't show you the monster."

the ghoul

The Passion of the Christ 2
Being Bill Cosby
Godfather vs. Scarface

venomx

I wish Godzilla Vs Gamera was real! wooo good stuff ...

BeyondTheGrave

Box Factory Massacre
I Ate the Zombie
Zombie Jail Bait
Blood Sucking Midgets from Darkside of the Moon
Bikini Chawisaw Werewolf Killers
Most of all I hate dancing then work,exercise,people,stupidpeople