invent a bad movie title

[GilbyFromMagoombo]

Twilight Of The Unholy Buttsuckers

[paula]

The Monster That Spit Cant Kill

nice .  the sequel could be 'The Monster That Spit COULD Kill', cause that would be just as irrational...

im confused, are we naming pornos?

[Trevor]

This has probably been mentioned before:

How about: Alone In The Dark In The House Of The Dead?

[Monster Jungle X-Ray]

Truck Meat - a hi octane cannibal comedy

Bruce Lee vs Jack The Ripper - The Whitechapel Butcher meets the Fist of the East

Indiana Jones and the Disappearing Script - self explanatory

Quentin Tarantino's You Die Joe! - the pacific theater companion piece to Inglorious Basterds

[retrorussell]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Of The Spiders: Harrison Ford and Shatner team up to eradicate the 8-legged population!  I would watch this!

Howard the Duckman: Duckman's real name is Howard.  He falls in love with a rock star and his sister-in-law, Bernice, disapproves.  What the hell are YOU staring at???

The Abominable Dr. Giggles: Dr. Anton Giggles plays organ music and unleashes deadly plagues on Portland teens while giggling.

[Sleepyskull]

This one might sound humorous but if it was real it would be terrifying: Attack of the Giant Sperm!

I always thought it be cool to have a slasher movie involving candy: The Tootsie Pop Killer. I can just imagine a giant tootsie pop with somebody's head in the middle. 

[Newt]

This one might sound humorous but if it was real it would be terrifying: Attack of the Giant Sperm!

I always thought it be cool to have a slasher movie involving candy: The Tootsie Pop Killer. I can just imagine a giant tootsie pop with somebody's head in the middle. 

...and we have a winner in the Freudian Poster Child Contest! 

[Saucerman]

FEAST OF THE BLOOD LOBSTERS

PIGEON NIGHTMARE

PAINFACE

[Criswell]

sally's satanic supper

[Psycho Circus]

Flesh Mask Of The Monkey God

[venomx]

The Go Go Gods With Sexual Dysfunction.

Glucose The Destroyer.

Giant Rats With Oral Herpes.

Jason Vs Bigfoot.

The Zombie's Bride.

[Criswell]

legend of the killer thing from the haunted desert of death in 3-d

[Skull]

My dime...

Topless Robot

Plot: A new super spy thriller, staring galactic secret agent Roger Max.



Singing with a Rubber Ducky

Plot: A comedy about a man, his odds in winning American Idol and his talented Rubber Duck, that sings to him in the bathtub.



Heated Bones

Plot: A typical camper story doing typical camper things (like playing nude Monopoly), except these campers walked thru an alien toxic gas that heats up their bones and slowly melt their flesh.


Anti-Fire

Plot: An Alien Terrorist is blackmailing the Earth. Roger Max have less then 7 days to stop the Alien Terrorist or the Aliens will smother the flames on the sun.


Quarter Dead

Plot: Kung Fu movie with no plot but lots of slow motion kicks.


The Easter Egg Hunting Massacre

Plot: Crazed Serial killer dressed as the Easter Bunny. [This story has your typical 28 year olds playing teen agers and a few 18 year olds playing the children]


They call me Steven Seagal

Plot: An overweight comicbook nerd looks and sounds almost like Steven Seagal.



Into the Folds of Space

Plot: Roger Max's third movie, this time he must find the space satellite that has passed thru Hell before somebody else does.

[metalmonster]

HENRY LEE LUCAS' HAPPY HOLIDAY SPECIAL

ZOMBIES VS. LOBSTERMEN

THE MAD MONKEY MURDERS

DRACULA'S DEADLY DISEASE

ZOMBIES VS. NINJAS

CULT OF THE KILLER CRABS

[SkullBat308]

ZOMBIES VS. NINJAS

That actually exists lol

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094384/