invent a bad movie title

[WingedSerpent]

My mother, the brachiosaurus.

Night of the Okapi

The Mini Golf Murders

GonZonkUlas: Prime Minister of the Monsters

The train from Hell is running late

[Rev. Powell]

PRAY FOR PREY

[chainsaw midget]

The Day the World Banned Cats

Lawyers of the Forbidden Zombie

He knows you're a Cannibal!

[Dr. Whom]

Satan's Pigs Ate Us Alive!

[zombie no.one]

Plastic Prohibition

Plastic Prohibition 2: Elastic Banned

[lester1/2jr]

Portuguese Poltergeist

[Rev. Powell]

The Day the World Banned Cats

I originally read that as "The Day the World Canned Bats," which works just as well, I think.

[Rev. Powell]

INVASION OF THE MURDER HORNETS

No, wait, that's not a movie title, it's an actual headline!

[Alex]

INVASION OF THE MURDER HORNETS

No, wait, that's not a movie title, it's an actual headline!

Funny, you'd have thought the tin hat loony brigade would have been all over that one. After all, they came from China...

[chainsaw midget]

The Frankenstein Virus

King Kong goes Hawaiian

Bulldozer Massacre

Invasion of the Bikini Snatchers

Way of the Nuclear Fist! 

[kornula]

My own Private Duncan Idaho (I have to give my roommate credit for this one)

[pacman000]

Edutainment Productions Presents: Craters of the Moon National Monument: Adventure of a Lifetime!

Avaliable in 16mm film reels or U-Matic Cassettes.

[lester1/2jr]

Like Normal People vs Zombies

[Alex]

The Muppets: Friday the 13th. Kermit Vs Jason.

[chainsaw midget]

Juan Rodriguez:  The Hippopotamus who saved Haunaka

A Deodorant's Story

Mild Incontinence of the Zombies!

I Eat Your Pets!