invent a bad movie title

[Vaporman87]

Alien Labor Unions Strike Back!

[Leah]

The Revenge of the Blood Thirsty Banana Vampire Clowns.

Robotic Apples vs. a Trashcan.

[Vaporman87]

Four Score and Seven Heads

[zombie no.one]

THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1

lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)

[Rev. Powell]

THE CHAINSAW MIDGET VS. ZOMBIE #1

lol Rev. Not sure I rate my chances too high there, could be a short movie. zombies are only effective when there's hoards of them (er...I mean us)

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?

[Flangepart]

RAGS TO RAGS.

THE DEADLY SPORK.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SPONGES.

TWO HEADS, THREE ARMS AND AN EGO.

CREAM CHEESE OR DIE!

THE MAGIC DUMPSTER.

[JaseSF]

Don't Watch This Movie!
Weather Girl vs. Storm of the Century
Zombie Ballroom Showcase
Luna, The Living Laser Star
The Inhuman Mutants vs. The Voodoo Human Dolls

[zombie no.one]

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?

now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!

[Rev. Powell]

But you're Zombie #1---the first zombie. Surely you have some kind of special powers?

now you mention it I do. normal zombies can't run, but my superpower allows me to run like a slightly overweight, unfit 35 yr old.... bring it on!

Chainsaw midget has short legs so you may be able to outrun him... dang this is going to be an exciting movie!

[Vaporman87]

Bad Movie

[Pilgermann]

Bloody Teeth Anger Robot
Drooling Behemoth
Dogbot and Cyberhawk's Alpine Adventure
Martian Rollerbladers
Hijacked Space Shuttle
My Summer with Satan

[Rev. Powell]

EXCUSE ME FOR DYING

And, in the category of bad movie titles I wish I'd invented, but someone beat me to it:

AXE GIANT: THE WRATH OF PAUL BUNYAN

Perhaps I should come up with something like

POISON FRUIT: A BLOODBATH BY JOHNNY APPLESEED

[Leah]

Attack of the Killer Pumpkins

War of the Falling Stones

FAM- f**king Awful Movie

Rage Against the Trees

Revenge of Zombie #1

[spongekryst]

Sphinktor: Wrath of the Gooch Witch
Nacho Ninjas

[Doc Daneeka]

VIRGIN WHORE OF THE MUMMY