invent a bad movie title

[Doc Daneeka]

Hitler: The Alien

The History Channel's first (admitted) foray into alternate-history, proudly unfounded by in-depth research. Followed by several others of the type.

[Leah]

The Blop!
The Blop 2: The Clones!
The Blop 3: Attack from Planet Banana!

[Chainsawmidget]

Watergate the Musical

Ben Franklin:  Leprechaun Slayer

Oh No!  It's Another "_____ Movie" Movie!

Satan's Pizza Delivery Boy

[Doc Daneeka]

A Romanian Film

Tagline: SICKER than A Serbian Film.

Blurb on the DVD cover: "A gory suspense thriller in the vein of Se7en"

An Asylum production, shot like so many of their movies, in Romania. A loose biopic, the film follows a detective tracking "real-life serial killer" and husband to Elizabeth Bathory, Vlad "Jack the Ripper" Dracula (the two are presented as the same person), as he goes along the country killing prostitutes.

Texas 3D

The next all-new sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre shortens the title to an even more digestible chunk for modern audiences.

3D

The next all-new sequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre...

Citizen Kong

[zombie no.one]

Don't Go In The Swamp

[Leah]

Don't Go In The Swamp

I know man, that's where the gators are.


Dead or Deader
Big Mutha Bus

When Dirt Attacks

[lester1/2jr]

Hamster Island

[pizdatrica]

Friday the 13th, part XXVIII: Battle on Olympus (Not even Zeus can kill him)

[lester1/2jr]

Bendy Lou (western)

Comin' In Hot!

[Leah]

Attack on Mirror Lake.

The Legit Movie Title.

[zombie no.one]

That Woman Who Played 'Hooks' In The Police Academy Movies: Vampire Hunter

[Rev. Powell]

THREE BAD BLONDES
BATH-SALTS BLONDES
BIKINI HABERDASHERY

[BalloonInTheBalloon]

Zombie Housewives on Steroids

[BalloonInTheBalloon]

Werewolf Nunchucks Master

Penetrator vs Analiens

[Leah]

My Date is a Zombie

Killer Potato Spiders

Honey, I Ate All of the Seaweed.