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ayatollah of rock N Rolla !?

« on: February 09, 2008, 03:28:53 PM »

Decoys  you sucked so bad
decoys you make me oh so mad

decoys you were bad like grits unsalted
except when that one nerdy girl was assaulted

"baby got back up" "belt of Ofrion"
horrible quotes made me wish i was dyin

wimpy heros stupid quotes and busty blondes
how could this movie had gone so wrong

this movie was bad it sunk mor than a bowl of p**s
made me cry out for deaths sweet kiss

guns flame throwers and boiling pots of water
this movie could not be helped by girls even ten times hotter

the ending brings tears of joy to my eye
but thoughts of a sequal make me want to  die

just winged it right now but i may ad another part
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