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« Reply #555 on: September 05, 2017, 07:21:44 AM »

BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET

CROW: It's that thing again! That thing that's driving the plot... into nowhere...

[Girl falls from high building presumably to her death]
CROW: Ooo, she missed the pool. That's going to effect her score.

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« Reply #556 on: October 07, 2017, 01:26:01 PM »

"The Phantom Creeps, Episode 1"

Lugosi to henchman: "You have failed, Monk."
TOM: What do you mean, I wrote 'Straight No Chaser,' 'Round Midnight,' lots of good stuff!

JUNGLE GODDESS

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JOEL: Do you think I could get a seat in the no singing section?

After she finishes her torch song:
ALL: Freebird! Freebird!

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« Reply #557 on: October 17, 2017, 03:58:34 PM »

I was always a sucker for "He tried to kill me with a forklift" though "Big Mclargehuge" and "SKIPPPPERRRRR!!!! ... ... ... lil buddy" always made me laugh xD
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