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« Reply #555 on: September 05, 2017, 07:21:44 AM »


CROW: It's that thing again! That thing that's driving the plot... into nowhere...

[Girl falls from high building presumably to her death]
CROW: Ooo, she missed the pool. That's going to effect her score.

TOM: Did ancient astronauts wear Lee Press-On Nails?

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That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
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« Reply #556 on: October 07, 2017, 01:26:01 PM »

"The Phantom Creeps, Episode 1"

Lugosi to henchman: "You have failed, Monk."
TOM: What do you mean, I wrote 'Straight No Chaser,' 'Round Midnight,' lots of good stuff!


At a nightclub where a singer is doing a "sultry" song:
JOEL: Do you think I could get a seat in the no singing section?

After she finishes her torch song:
ALL: Freebird! Freebird!

Jungle Goddess: "The penalty for murder is the same here as anywhere else."
TOM: Plea bargain with suspended sentence.

"Clive [Barker]'s idea of a great time is to have a nightmare about a woman with three heads and no skin who flays your body with a pitchfork. To give you some idea, NIGHTBREED has over 200 pus monsters, including one guy with a crescent moonhead like the McDonald's commercial and a fat guy with snakes that pop out of his stomach and eat your face off, and these are the GOOD GUYS. These are the people we're supposed to LIKE."-Joe Bob on NIGHTBREED
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« Reply #557 on: October 17, 2017, 03:58:34 PM »

I was always a sucker for "He tried to kill me with a forklift" though "Big Mclargehuge" and "SKIPPPPERRRRR!!!! ... ... ... lil buddy" always made me laugh xD

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