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indianasmith
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« on: February 02, 2012, 10:30:56 PM »
Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)


As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right?  So let's express that mathematically:

Women = Time X Money

However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money.  Therefore:

Women = Money X Money (or,  M squared)

Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:

The square root of M(squared) = Evil


THEREFORE:


Women = EVIL !!!!!!!


 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 12:25:45 AM »
I like it. Ironclad logic.
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 02:06:19 AM »
I finally understand all that stoning in Biblical times.
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 03:23:57 AM »
Rats! You've foiled our plans! Well, since we can't prey on you men anymore, I guess I'll just go and become a lesbian now.
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indianasmith
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 07:55:37 AM »
Now don't go and do anything drastic - just because you can't rule over us doesn't mean you can't manipulate us!!!!

oops!  Gotta go, wife is calling! TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 10:18:39 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on February 02, 2012, 10:30:56 PM
Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)


As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right?  So let's express that mathematically:

Women = Time X Money

However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money.  Therefore:

Women = Money X Money (or,  M squared)

Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:

The square root of M(squared) = Evil


THEREFORE:


Women = EVIL !!!!!!!


 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR



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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 11:41:34 AM »
I guess that's why you don't see many mathameticinas hanging out with women.
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 12:19:47 PM »
Your theory is radical and quite dangerous.  This new theory could change everything and make you a target.  Be careful and keep spreading the word!
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 04:47:54 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on February 02, 2012, 10:30:56 PM
Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)


As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right?  So let's express that mathematically:

Women = Time X Money

However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money.  Therefore:

Women = Money X Money (or,  M squared)

Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:

The square root of M(squared) = Evil


THEREFORE:


Women = EVIL !!!!!!!


 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2012, 05:01:31 PM »
You will have ample time to spread the word after Mrs. Indy send you to sleep with the goats.
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2012, 05:47:45 PM »


We are not  ... evil!   Just gullible.  EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her.  l'll admit, a talking snake should have been her first clue!  Duh!  But we all know that it was SATAN, masquerading as that snake,  who told her to give the apple to ADAM, the first man.   That didn't make her a bad person ... just an airhead.  TeddyR


 
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2012, 06:15:58 PM »
Quote from: Silverlady on February 03, 2012, 05:47:45 PM


We are not  ... evil!   Just gullible.  EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her.  l'll admit, a talking snake should have been her first clue!  Duh!  But we all know that it was SATAN, masquerading as that snake,  who told her to give the apple to ADAM, the first man.   That didn't make her a bad person ... just an airhead.  TeddyR


That's not the way I understand the story. I refer you to one older and wiser than I.
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« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2012, 07:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Silverlady on February 03, 2012, 05:47:45 PM
EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her.

...and ever since, long slimy things continue to get women, and men, into trouble.
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2012, 08:57:08 PM »
Yes we're evil, but face it, you'll all keep falling for our tricks.  As long as there are things like cleavage and stilletto heels we'll still get our way.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2012, 10:19:09 PM »
Indy may not make sense, but at least he keeps it interesting. 
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