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#21

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by Trevor - November 13, 2025, 07:12:11 PM

I hope The Last Harvest is the better movie 

It is. SLASH isn't that good. 😉😉

Sample dialogue:


BILLY BOB [to Keith, an African American] "I'd watch my step if I were you, boy."
KEITH: "Oh yeah? Why's that?"
BILLY BOB: "Cos you're standing in horse 💩"

😳😳😉

#22

Solved / Re: 80s or 90s movie, couple s...

Last post by M.10rda - November 13, 2025, 06:59:29 PM

AMERICAN GOTHIC is a late-80s horror/comedy w/ a weird family that does include the one and only Michael J Pollard.......

Alternately, there's the early 80s SLAPSTICK OF ANOTHER KIND, a truly grotesque sci-fi/horror/comedy/living nightmare which includes giant (alien/human hybrid) toddlers, including one played by Jerry Lewis in gruesome Frankenstein-like make-up. The oversized toddlers affect hideous baby-talk accents, making them sound sort of like Michael J. Pollard, I suppose. I dunno, obscure though it is, I feel like one would remember SLAPSTICK OAK more clearly/specifically. I have mentioned on this site previously that it was the first Worst bad movie I ever saw, and I suspect I would still feel the same way, if I had the ignorance and lack of self-preservation necessary to revisit it... 

#23

Off Topic Discussion / Re: Without looking them up, n...

Last post by Rev. Powell - November 13, 2025, 06:40:24 PM

Pakistan?

Exactly! Slipped my mind that it was once part of India.

[not]

#24

Entertainment / Re: New! Reading Anything Thre...

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 04:42:23 PM

Last Rites by Ozzy Osbourne is not an edifying read. Ten-thousand stories he could have told his ghost writer to put in and instead he delivered a book-length tell-all of medical problems and constant suffering. Ever sat by an old person on a flight who tells you nothing but how his prostate is and his knee and how he depends on laxatives, and talks about nothing else while you're trapped there? That was the tone of this memoir.

Funnily enough I was asked if I wanted that one as a present and said hell no as I had no wish to read about his declining health. If you want, I can give you a couple of much more light-hearted and enjoyable books about him filled with his misadventures.

#25

Off Topic Discussion / Re: Without looking them up, n...

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 04:32:27 PM

Pakistan?

#26

Good Movies / Re: Recent theatrical viewings

Last post by Rev. Powell - November 13, 2025, 03:15:38 PM

LITTLE AMELIE, OR THE CHARACTER OF RAIN (2025): A 2 1/2 year old Belgian child living in Japan experiences the world for the first time and bonds with her Japanese nanny. Uniquely imaginative animation presented from the perspective of a child; it features bravura storybook scenes of Amelie using giant wildflower petals as slides during her first experience of spring and parting the sea like Moses on her first trip to the beach, and the idea of leaning into childhood solipsism (Amelie believes herself to be God) is a sly and humorous motif. Preceded by a short based on Irish mythology that was visually impressive but kind of forgettable. There was quite a surprising turnout for this one; there were 6-8 other people in the theater (I just assumed I'd be the only one there, as I usually am for these kinds of movies). One woman didn't do her research and brought her child to it; they didn't realize it was subtitled and left after about 10-20 minutes (lasted longer than I would have expected). 4/5.

An adaptation of La métaphysique des tubes by Amélie Nothomb, no less!

Yep, I've never heard of it, but Belgians surely would be familiar with the story, I'm guessing.

#27

Off Topic Discussion / Re: Without looking them up, n...

Last post by Rev. Powell - November 13, 2025, 03:14:40 PM

Egypt is indeed one! A clue for the last one: I overlooked it because it's a newer country. If you think about what country it split from, you should get it.

#28

Good Movies / Re: What happened after the mo...

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 02:53:17 PM

Was watching An American Werewolf in London recently. Great movie.

But it just abruptly ends as he gets shot and immediately reverts back to human...then the credits roll.

Despite like, this whole chase sequence, dead bodies, a bunch of people witnessing it. Effective I guess but like, do the cops and everyone just go "Oh, ok, pip pip. Carry on."

There is a mention of American Werewolf in a Masters of Horror episode directed by Landis. I can't remember exactly what it says as its been a while. I think it is all just dismissed as a wild dog attack, but I might be misremembering.

#29

Off Topic Discussion / Re: The Nice, Never Mean, Slig...

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 02:33:29 PM

Well one person on here isn't unique because she has an exact double slowly stalking her... (Lol, private joke that she will get).

#30

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by claws - November 13, 2025, 02:11:31 PM

Copilot is not against using the word "Pimp" in a made-up movie poster, but it all depends on context. Satire usually gets a pass. I got a brief lecture about blaxploitation, the "pimp" stereotype and sexualization ("hoes") that comes with it. I asked to create whatever doesn't violate their policies, and it gave me this