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#21
Off Topic Discussion / Re: My mom just had a stroke
Last post by bob - May 11, 2026, 05:08:40 PM
I am so sorry  :bluesad:
#22
Good Movies / Re: 100 COLOR movies
Last post by bob - May 11, 2026, 05:07:29 PM
51

#23
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by M.10rda - May 11, 2026, 12:55:09 PM
UNDER EIGHTEEN (1932):
Perhaps the most self-consciously sleazy title I'll type all year adorns an absurdly tame pre-code romantic melodrama in which I'm reasonably sure all of the cast members are above the national legal age of consent. It's possible that one of the two sisters who get married at the beginning of the film are 17 at the time of their betrothal but then time passes and then they're adults who have been married for a while, thus - so much for that angle. I will confess my prurient interest in this film only to the extent that I'm always intrigued to find one of those legendary pre-code films that are shockingly naughty....... but I've yet to see one that truly earns such a reputation. (THE UNASHAMED and CHILD BRIDE are somewhat shocking in different ways, but both of those are from 1938, post Hays Code, and presumably not even submitted for approval/only screened to adults on tour for "educational purposes" or something).

Anyway, the opening wedding has some nice shots and some fun acting from cast members who may have actually gotten crocked on champagne. There's also a nice moment where the father of the bride sees his wife weeping at the altar during the ceremony and kind of sneers contemptuously at her emotional transparency....... then he looks at their daughter and he gradually starts choking up, too....... and then, to contrast this oddly affecting moment - the director shock-cuts to the father's grave.  :buggedout:  :bouncegiggle: Yup, a few years later he's dead and the rest of the movie is about the relationship travails of his two daughters, one of whom is married to an obnoxious wastrel and one of whom is partnered with a hard-working nice guy who delivers milk for a living. They seem in love but a milkman's salary just doesn't seem to satisfy her (even during the Depression) and so she tries to catch the eye of a rich guy. Catastrophe ensues!

There were some things about UNDER EIGHTEEN that were nicely handled. The characters talk about Black Monday 1929 as if it is still a huge influence upon their lives (which of course it would be), though the film isn't about the stock market or even about business or poverty, just people thinking about finances and making ends meet. (Often I feel like contemporary films are too afraid to reference epochal events of the 21st century unless the film is about those events.) The milkman also has an eloquent and somewhat insightful line to the (paraphrased) effect that "Rich people have all the same problems as poor people" and he only knows that because he gets to go around the back and visit their backdoors instead of only seeing their homes from the front. Of course he's right in some ways and also I'd totally disagree w/ him in other ways  :lookingup: but the screenplay is at least aware of artifice, appearances versus reality, class awareness, etc. All the romantic stuff did nothing for me, though.

3/5    The leads were competent, no one I'd heard of. Edward Van Sloan apparently has an uncredited bit part as one of the rich guy's attaches (I didn't spot him - he's one of like five dudes) - rather sad as he co-starred w/ Bela as Van Helsing only a year earlier!
#24
Good Movies / Re: 100 COLOR movies
Last post by zombie no.one - May 11, 2026, 11:44:02 AM
50. THE GREEN INFERNO (1988)
#25
Bad Movies / Re: Friday Night Rentals: Whic...
Last post by M.10rda - May 11, 2026, 11:29:39 AM
I haven't seen the MULHOLLAND pilot - was that ever legitimately distributed on VHS or any other format, or is this video store okay w/ gray market dubs?  :bouncegiggle:

I was sorely tempted to watch FEMALE TROUBLE again, though. Those of you who rented REFLECTING SKIN or SNOW WHITE are also in for a good time.
#26
Bad Movies / Re: Friday Night Rentals: Whic...
Last post by M.10rda - May 11, 2026, 11:22:11 AM
I own several of these... if CRIMES OF PASSION is the uncut version, I'll check out that one.
#27
Bad Movies / Re: Friday Night Rentals: Whic...
Last post by M.10rda - May 11, 2026, 10:56:52 AM
I own CREATURE on VHS (total epic classic) so I'm curious about THE OUTFIT........ Duvall, J. Don Baker, Robert Ryan, and Timothy Carey in a Parker adaptation, sounds good!
#28
Good Movies / Re: Candice Bergen's banned mo...
Last post by Trevor - May 11, 2026, 10:55:22 AM
Quote from: M.10rda on May 11, 2026, 10:39:33 AMI hope for South Africa's sake they banned the MISS CONGENIALITYs as well.  :smile:

😂😆😎

By 2000 the old censor board had long been replaced by the Film and Publications Board.
#29
Bad Movies / Re: Friday Night Rentals: Whic...
Last post by M.10rda - May 11, 2026, 10:52:20 AM
I have TWIN PEAKS EuroPilot at home, so I'll go w/ AFTER DARK MY SWEET.

BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMB is a fun one, though!
#30
Good Movies / Re: Candice Bergen's banned mo...
Last post by M.10rda - May 11, 2026, 10:39:33 AM
I hope for South Africa's sake they banned the MISS CONGENIALITYs as well.  :smile: