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Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Rev. Powell - September 28, 2026, 02:00:41 PMCHAO (2025): In a world where humans and merefolk co-exist uneasily, the daughter of Neptune falls in love woth an awkward human engineer who is not at all interested in marrying a fish. The art and character-design style is bizarre and inventive, though the jagged lines are not attractive to my eyes; plot and pacing are erratic. Will appeal to very young kids and anime fans, but not a crossover audience. 3/5.
#42
Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
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#43
Entertainment / Re: ?sdrawkcab gninnur murof e...
Last post by chainsaw midget - September 28, 2026, 07:45:22 AMI think Indiana may have been replaced by his evil mirror duplicate. Just a hunch.
#44
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - September 27, 2026, 08:57:39 PMCAMPING OUT aka FATTY'S VACATION (191?):
It was bound to happen - if I insist on watching nearly every surviving Roscoe Arbuckle movie (and there are dozens), eventually I'm gonna' find one (...) that kinda' sucks. This one is about as bad as the one about "Fatty" and Mabel Norman wandering pointlessly around the world's fair, which Roscoe didn't write or direct and which dates back to 1914. Sources claim that "CAMPING OUT" is 1919, but that doesn't track for the following reasons:
1.) It's Roscoe and Al and Alice Lake, but no Buster, which either dates it at around '16 (like WAITERS' BALL) or late '19/early '20 (after Buster took a break from Roscoe and Roscoe made about 3 more movies w/o Buster before Virginia Rappe died);
2.) It was likely produced by Mack Sennett, who was photographed on the set w/ Roscoe, but Sennett didn't produce any of Roscoe's movies after about 1916;
3.) The title card on the Euro print I watched is "FATTY'S VACANTE" ("vacation"), not "CAMPING OUT", and Roscoe stopped including "Fatty" (a nickname he understandably loathed) in the titles of his films around '15-'16;
4.) Roscoe was a pretty darn good filmmaker by 1919, and this thing is hot garbage.
Roscoe (as "Victor", not "Fatty") writes his wife a "Dear Alice" letter from the deck of a cruise ship. He's dissatisfied with her cooking and has decided to rough it on his own in a tent on the coast of a small (settled) island. Al is on the cruise ship twice - once in no make-up and once in crazy old man drag (w/ a peg leg, even!). Roscoe and the Als keep coming to loggerheads and throwing each other overboard. Eventually when they get to shore Roscoe sets up his tent and there's a neighbor lady and a goat and eventually his wife comes looking for him. There is very little story or action or, uh, humor. A couple guys in the island town get mad at Roscoe and throw eggs or rocks or round fruit at him. In the film's one mildly memorable moment, Roscoe catches a volley of those objects, one after another, in one hand and puts 'em in a basket. On top of all his other skills he coulda' been a major league catcher!
Maybe he just wanted to take a vacation and chalked it up as a production expense. Or maybe historians have the timing on this one all wrong. It was thought totally lost for many years and some shots remain lost and what has been found looks like trash. I suppose folks who want to believe that Roscoe was useless w/o Buster would point to this one as proof. 2/5
It was bound to happen - if I insist on watching nearly every surviving Roscoe Arbuckle movie (and there are dozens), eventually I'm gonna' find one (...) that kinda' sucks. This one is about as bad as the one about "Fatty" and Mabel Norman wandering pointlessly around the world's fair, which Roscoe didn't write or direct and which dates back to 1914. Sources claim that "CAMPING OUT" is 1919, but that doesn't track for the following reasons:
1.) It's Roscoe and Al and Alice Lake, but no Buster, which either dates it at around '16 (like WAITERS' BALL) or late '19/early '20 (after Buster took a break from Roscoe and Roscoe made about 3 more movies w/o Buster before Virginia Rappe died);
2.) It was likely produced by Mack Sennett, who was photographed on the set w/ Roscoe, but Sennett didn't produce any of Roscoe's movies after about 1916;
3.) The title card on the Euro print I watched is "FATTY'S VACANTE" ("vacation"), not "CAMPING OUT", and Roscoe stopped including "Fatty" (a nickname he understandably loathed) in the titles of his films around '15-'16;
4.) Roscoe was a pretty darn good filmmaker by 1919, and this thing is hot garbage.
Roscoe (as "Victor", not "Fatty") writes his wife a "Dear Alice" letter from the deck of a cruise ship. He's dissatisfied with her cooking and has decided to rough it on his own in a tent on the coast of a small (settled) island. Al is on the cruise ship twice - once in no make-up and once in crazy old man drag (w/ a peg leg, even!). Roscoe and the Als keep coming to loggerheads and throwing each other overboard. Eventually when they get to shore Roscoe sets up his tent and there's a neighbor lady and a goat and eventually his wife comes looking for him. There is very little story or action or, uh, humor. A couple guys in the island town get mad at Roscoe and throw eggs or rocks or round fruit at him. In the film's one mildly memorable moment, Roscoe catches a volley of those objects, one after another, in one hand and puts 'em in a basket. On top of all his other skills he coulda' been a major league catcher!
Maybe he just wanted to take a vacation and chalked it up as a production expense. Or maybe historians have the timing on this one all wrong. It was thought totally lost for many years and some shots remain lost and what has been found looks like trash. I suppose folks who want to believe that Roscoe was useless w/o Buster would point to this one as proof. 2/5
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#46
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Why is your car smoking?
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#47
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#48
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by Rev. Powell - September 27, 2026, 11:54:14 AMMY VEGAS EYES (2026): College-aged "Emo Superstar" is left behind in a depraved post-apocalyptic Vegas after the rapture. Experimental film-school type movie with lots of solarization, crazy color grading, and bizarre costuming to disguise its microbudget; its a quite sincere, impressionist movie evoking the disillusionment and angst of your early 20s. 1.5/5.
#49
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - September 27, 2026, 11:25:31 AMTHE SILENT HOUSE (1929):
I thought to myself, "I should really take a break from Roscoe Arbuckle films" and then after half an hour of this (90 minute!) ordeal I was ready to go right back and watch another dozen Roscoe Arbuckle films. What starts as an Old Dark House flick w/ a shadowy murder and an inheritance amd a retinue of glowering servants quickly becomes... a sunlit globe-hopping adventure w/ white guys in pith helmets and non-white guys shlepping stuff around for the white guys and also some white guys in yellow & brown face
and one sinister supporting character who, I dunno who he's supposed to be, but he's got a very anachronistic looking head of cornrows... 
...and generally very little action or interest whatsoever, and then when eventually things return to the redundantly-branded eponymous house, things barely pick up.
In spite of some yucky stuff hidden in a secret chamber beneath a floor in a torture room, SILENT HOUSE isn't a horror movie, it's a Fu Manchu movie except Fu Manchu is called "Chan Fu" and of course he's played by a white guy. There is one other major Asian character played by an actual Asian actor, but that character is so offensively broad and weird that maybe the one other Asian actor the producers had on file read the script and turned down the role of Fu Manchu Chan Fu. 
SILENT HOUSE had money behind it and there are moments of very slick, professional craftmanship - but who cares? There's no Content to carry the Form. I guess I watched this for female lead Mabel Poulton, a winsome starlet who looks a lot like Kirsten Dunst or a super-cute Michelle Williams and who was tremendously winning in THE CONSTANT NYMPH, a thankless vehicle that allowed her to be overwhelmingly appealing though forced her character to be persistently abused and then die slowly.
Mabel somehow has less to do in SILENT HOUSE - her big scene is played unconscious on the floor. There is really nothing positive to say about this interminable slog. 1/5 Okay, one of the actors is named "Arthur Pusey".
I thought to myself, "I should really take a break from Roscoe Arbuckle films" and then after half an hour of this (90 minute!) ordeal I was ready to go right back and watch another dozen Roscoe Arbuckle films. What starts as an Old Dark House flick w/ a shadowy murder and an inheritance amd a retinue of glowering servants quickly becomes... a sunlit globe-hopping adventure w/ white guys in pith helmets and non-white guys shlepping stuff around for the white guys and also some white guys in yellow & brown face
and one sinister supporting character who, I dunno who he's supposed to be, but he's got a very anachronistic looking head of cornrows... ...and generally very little action or interest whatsoever, and then when eventually things return to the redundantly-branded eponymous house, things barely pick up.In spite of some yucky stuff hidden in a secret chamber beneath a floor in a torture room, SILENT HOUSE isn't a horror movie, it's a Fu Manchu movie
except Fu Manchu is called "Chan Fu" and of course he's played by a white guy. There is one other major Asian character played by an actual Asian actor, but that character is so offensively broad and weird that maybe the one other Asian actor the producers had on file read the script and turned down the role of Fu Manchu Chan Fu. SILENT HOUSE had money behind it and there are moments of very slick, professional craftmanship - but who cares? There's no Content to carry the Form. I guess I watched this for female lead Mabel Poulton, a winsome starlet who looks a lot like Kirsten Dunst or a super-cute Michelle Williams and who was tremendously winning in THE CONSTANT NYMPH, a thankless vehicle that allowed her to be overwhelmingly appealing though forced her character to be persistently abused and then die slowly.
Mabel somehow has less to do in SILENT HOUSE - her big scene is played unconscious on the floor. There is really nothing positive to say about this interminable slog. 1/5 Okay, one of the actors is named "Arthur Pusey". #50
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - September 26, 2026, 09:50:16 PMTonight's Stinker
The Glove(1979)
https://youtu.be/5WZZtS2Ae5I?si=A0KAIQ0hHMnuKvyV OR HERE https://youtu.be/ORIKDF7d_tc?si=lUGyNltD1EcGTg7y
Roosevelt Grier is an escaped con, who dons a riot suit & a five pound gauntlet, which he uses to hunt down a prison guard & bash him to death (along with his car)....
We cut to John Saxon as a down on his luck bounty hunter spending the weekend with his daughter.... He later drops her off at school, as he narrates how he's behind on his alimony, & always on the verge of losing custody.... Of course, it's not coming up with the money that's the problem, but he's got a gamble bug...
Grier finds out that Saxon is looking for him after passing out flyers & taunts him over the phone...
Meanwhile, Saxon gets in a couple fights, shakes down an old lady, & gets burned in a poker game set up by his sleazy bookie, who runs a sleazy real estate agency.......
Mostly about how the bounty hunter's life really sucks, padding what feels like a sub plot about a killer...
The Glove(1979)
https://youtu.be/5WZZtS2Ae5I?si=A0KAIQ0hHMnuKvyV OR HERE https://youtu.be/ORIKDF7d_tc?si=lUGyNltD1EcGTg7y
Roosevelt Grier is an escaped con, who dons a riot suit & a five pound gauntlet, which he uses to hunt down a prison guard & bash him to death (along with his car)....
We cut to John Saxon as a down on his luck bounty hunter spending the weekend with his daughter.... He later drops her off at school, as he narrates how he's behind on his alimony, & always on the verge of losing custody.... Of course, it's not coming up with the money that's the problem, but he's got a gamble bug...
Grier finds out that Saxon is looking for him after passing out flyers & taunts him over the phone...
Meanwhile, Saxon gets in a couple fights, shakes down an old lady, & gets burned in a poker game set up by his sleazy bookie, who runs a sleazy real estate agency.......
Mostly about how the bounty hunter's life really sucks, padding what feels like a sub plot about a killer...