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Good Movies / Re: 2025 - Track the Movies Yo...

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 08:33:58 AM

January. 26 movies.

Terror At the Haunted House.
The Spell.
Alien Romulus. **
Jackpot!
The Victim.
Venom.
People Pan Goes Wrong. ****
Pterodactyl.
Horror Express. ***
The Norliss Tapes.
Contagion.
Ant Man & The Wasp.
Defiance.
Carriers.
Rebel Ridge.
Tombs of the Blind Dead.
The Hitcher. *****
Gargoyles. ***
The Cat Creature.
Killer Game. ***
Valarian & The City of a Thousand Worlds. **
Dead Sea.
Alien Romulous. ***
Antman: Quantomania.
Moon of the Wolf.
Terror at London Bridge. **

February. 42 movies.

The Spawn of Silithis.
War of the Sattilites.
City of the Living Dead.
Freaked.
Island Claws.
The People Across The Lake.
Demon of Paradise. **
Giant Spider Invasion. **
The Neptune Factor. ***
The Ghoul.
Hellraiser Bloodlines. ***
Pay the Ghost.
Pulse. ****
Lore.
The Dark.
She Will. ***
The Creater.
An Unknown Compelling Force.
Grave Secrets.
Robowars.
The Time Machine. ***
Spectors.
The Sadness.
The Spine of Night.
Azrreal.
The Tank.
Escape From Alcatraz. ***
In A Violent Nature. ***
Gold.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. **
Cellar Door.
Hatchet 2.
She Will. **
The Disappointments Room. ***
Death Note. ***
The Babysitter: Killer Queen. ***
Scared to Death.
Mansion of the Doomed.
Horror Castle.
The Gorgon. ****
Nightmare In Blood.
Dawn of the Dead. ***

March. 42 movies.

Don't Go To Sleep.
Borderlands. ***
Curse of the Living Corpse.
Alien Romulus. ***
Alien. *****
Predator. *****
Predator 2. *****
Predators. ***
God of Pain. **
Masoleum. **
Sorceress. **
On The Line.
Deathstalker. ***
Next. ***
Batman Begins. ***
The Dark Knight Rises. ***
Batman Vs Superman. ***
Slaughter of the Vampires.
Possum.
The Thing. *****
Bad Fish.
In the Mouth of Madness. *****
Bull.
Night of the Living Dead. ****
The Gorge. ****
The Canterbury Ghost.
The Sadist.
Alice & The Vampire Queen.
They Live. ****
Carry On Cleo. ***
Meet The Robinsons. ****
Hellboy: The Crooked Man. ***
Last Voyage of the Demeter. **
The Gorge. ****
Palm Springs.
The Thing On The Doorstep. ***
I Hear The Trees Whispering. ****
The Chain Reaction.
Exterminator 2. ***
Violent City.
The Nun & The Devil. **
The Rift. ***

April. 32 movies.

Monster Island.
Dark Wake.
Saturday the 14th. **
Monster In The Closet. **
The Crow (remake). *
Uninvited. ***
Gallary of Terror.
Minecraft Movie. ***
Spookies. *
Mustang Sally's Horror House. *
Lords of the Deep. ***
Frogman. ****
Chill. ****
Another Cabin In The Woods Movie. ***
Night of the Skull.
The Centrefold Girls. **
Lord of Illusions. ****
Pulse.
Demonic. ***
Midnight Man. ****
The Jack In The Box. ***
Jack in the Box Rises. ***
Posidon.
Smile 2.
Moontrap. ****
Nosferatu. **
A Knights War. ****
The Fog. *****
Hatchet 2. ***
Hatchet 3. ***
Ash.
Hellbenders. **

May. 32 movies.

Zombies of Mora Tau. ***
Messiah of Evil. **
Images.
Mimic. ****
The Great Locomotive Chase. **
The Thing. *****
Thankskilling. *
Revenge of the Blob. **
The Limey.
Minecraft Movie. ***
The Enemy Within. **
The Enemy Within 2.
Insectula. **
Heatstroke. *
Amazon Hot Box. *
Another Cabin In The Woods Movie.
Below. **
Bull Shark 3. **
Sewer Gator. *
Hike. ****
Dead Teenagers.****
The Legend of Lizzy Bordon.
The 13th Summer. ***
Houaw of the Wolfman. *
The Unnamable II. ***
The Hazing.
Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark. ***
Working Man. ***
Gladiators.
Monster Hunter. *
YellowBrickRoad.
Capricorn 1.

June.

The Old Dark House. ***
The Vampires Ghost. **
Dead Space. **
Shadowzone. **
Slaughterhouse Rock. **
The Heretic. *****
Warlord. **
Masoleum. **
Battle of the Amazons. *
Slave of the Cannibal God. **
The Last Cannibal World. *
Village of the Giants.
Electra. **
Future World: City of Mass Destruction. *
Island of Blood (Scared Alive). **
Sisters of Death. *
Tongue Girl.
In the Grip of Terror.
For Your Eyes Only. ***
Let Sleeping Dead Lie. **
The Uninvited.
Man Without A Face.
Hold Your Breath.
The Final Terror.
Police Academy. ***
Police Academy 2. ***
Seventh Son.
Deep Cover.
Aliens. *****
Battle Angel Alita. ****
13th Warrior. *****
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. ****
Whispering Ghosts.
Carry on Columbus. *
Hard Target. ***
Hellboy. ****
Haunted Mansion. ***
The Muppets Haunted Mansion. **
Lilo & Stitch.
Some Hallmark christmas movie urgh.

July. 47 movies.

Heads of State.
Working Man.
Anonymous Animals. *
Herby Goes Bananas.
Herby the Love Bug.
Herby Goes To Monty Carlo.
Herby Fully Loaded.
They See You. **
From the Dark.
Run For Your Life. **
Black Water. ***
Boogie. *
Barb Wire. *
Operation Blood Hunt. **
Gates of Flesh.
The Time Guardian. ***
The Baby.
Monsterous.
In the Mouth of Madness. *****
Minecraft Movie. ***
A Million Ways To Die In The West. ***
Blood Vessel. ****
Dark Angel: The Ascent. ****
A Breed Apart. ***
Netherworld. **
The Shed.
Minecraft. ****
The Great Train Robbery. **
Morbius. **
Born of Earth. ***
Children of the Night.
Devils Triangle.
Dredd. *****
Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf. **
Hundra.
In The Mouth Of Madness. *****
Lurking Fear. ***
Night of Wrath.
Piranha Women: The Feature. **
Stargate. ****
The Fuzz. ***
The Mill. ***
Commando.
Journey to the Centre of the Earth.
The Beacon Project.
Man on Fire.
Outpost 2: Black Sun.

August.

Mark of the Witch. *
Clue. *****
The Vampire Lovers.
Clue.
Minecraft.
Star Wars: A New Hope. *****
Battle Beyond The Stars. ***
Starchaser: The Legend of Orin.
Murder by Death. ****
Night Of then Comet.
What Waits Beneath. ***
The Reincarnation of Peter Proud.
The Cutting Edge.
Hawk the Slayer.
Scanners 2.
Jungle Cruise.
The Haunted Mansion.
Solo.
Halfway House.
Occupation Rainfall. ****
Occupation.
The Monkey. *
Carry On Screaming. ***
In The Lost Lands.
The Sword & The Sorcerer.
Deathstalker.
The Beast. ***

Slaughter Studios. **
Jungle Virgin Force. *
Electra. **
Night of the Cobra Women. **
The Panther Squad. *
Final Destination. ****
Princess Warrior. **
Final Destination 5. ***
Willow.
Legend.

September. 19 movies.

Rambo.
Thunderbolts.
Rambo.
Lethal Weapon.
Love At First Bite.
Bug.
The Thursday Murder Club.
Knives Out.
Knives Out: The Glass Onion.
The Fellowship of the Rings.
Halloween. *****
Halloween 2. ****
Antlers. ***
Night House. **
Nightb***h. **
Ready Or Not. ****
Haunted House of Pancakes.
Night of the Caregiver.
The Meg 2.

October. 43 movies.

Underwater. ***
Big Bad Bugs.
Scorpius Giganticus.
Caligula. *
How To Train Your Dragon. ***
Hocus Pocus. ***
Night of the Demon. ****
Terror in the Wax Museum.
The Muppet Movie.
The Muppets.
Ghostbusters. ****
The Living Daylights. ***
Moonraker. ****
The Video Dead. **
Screamboat. ***
Deadpool Vs Wolverine.
Ghostbusters.
Girls With Balls.
Valley of the Dead.
Madhouse.
Scooby Doo.

Thanksgiving.
Anaconda.
Fright Night.
Dark Shadows.
Mrs Perigranes School For Peculuar Children.
Goblin.
Osiris.
Mummy Shark.
Oblivian.
The Gate 2.
Bloody Eyes.
Cry of the Banshee.
Night Terror.
Sunny's Mansion.
Herby the Love Bug.
Muppet Haunted Mansion.
Peter Pan's Gone Wrong.
Late Night With The Devil.
Halloween.
The Thing.

November.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

Evictors.
Mechanic: Ressurection.
Muppert Haunted Mansion.
Haunted Asylum.
You Only Live Twice.
Bedknobs & Broomsticks.
The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Rogue One.
Big Red.

Strange World.
The Hem.
Underground.
The Ritual.
The Fantastic Four: First Steps.
Dr No.
Thunderball.
The Dead Pool.
Doom Asylum. **
The Dread. ***
The Dead Pit. **
The Power. ***
Slaughterhouse Rock.
Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth. **
Solo.
Beyond the Wall of Fear.
The Force Awakens.
Weapons. ***
Krull.

#42

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by claws - November 13, 2025, 08:33:05 AM

#43

Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...

Last post by bob - November 13, 2025, 08:32:19 AM

ChatGPT

#44

Bad Movies / Re: Return of the Living Dead ...

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 08:31:07 AM

Wasn't Linnea Quigley trying to get her own sequel/spin-off going for a while.  I remember hearing something about "Trash's Revenge." 

Did that ever happen or what?

I saw a kickstarter for it that I think was successfully funded.

#45

Off Topic Discussion / Re: Alex's even longer post th...

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 07:10:56 AM

On Halloween night I was working with a much younger lad (early 20s). He told me he'd like to spend the night watching the really old classic horror movies if I had no objections. I said sure, expecting like the old Universal horror movies. No. He meant The Thing, Halloween and other 80s movies.

Boy did that make me feel old.

Anyway, possibly because of that I snuck up behind him and gave him a fright so big that he had to immediately run off to the toilet to check he hadn't crapped himself.

Had my regular check up at the doctors this morning straight after I'd dropped Ash off at school. Poured down rain the entire trip. Most of my results were good, although my blood sugar was up slightly. The doc looked at the results, looked at the other stuff we are dealing with and said "You know what, considering everything you are dealing with, I am going to say that is fine and you are doing well."

#46

Off Topic Discussion / Re: How's the weather?

Last post by Alex - November 13, 2025, 06:54:43 AM

Lots of rain and hailstones.

#47

Bad Movies / Re: Invent A Bad Movie Title P...

Last post by Dr. Whom - November 13, 2025, 03:13:16 AM

Falafel Attraction

#48

Off Topic Discussion / Re: Alex's even longer post th...

Last post by Trevor - November 13, 2025, 12:06:19 AM

Well, the past year has been... interesting. We were on holiday in the US just under a year ago. Spent a couple of days in London before we flew out and that was fine. Kristi wanted to go see things like Buckinham Palace and whatnot. We had a transfer at JFK and we literally caught the customs staff trying to steal a bottle of duty-free whisky we were bringing over as a present for someone. Kristi was feeling a bit ill, but seemed ok. We went to see The Trans Siberian Orchestra play one night (free tickets and in a hospitality suite, so free food and drink it was awesome), and I was due to fly out and spend a couple of days with Indy the next morning. During the night I woke up to find Kristi out of bed. She came back from the toilet and was clearly in a lot of pain. She asked me to wake her brother up (who we were staying with at the time), to give her a blessing (LDS thing for those who don't know), and seemed to settle down a bit after that, but a few minutes later she started shaking uncontrollably in what looked to me like toxic shock (which as it turned out wasn't a bad guess), so we rushed her to the nearest hospital.

At the hospital they gave her a scan, diagnosed her with diverticulitis but said they weren't set up for that kind of operation only being a small local hospital so arranged for her to be transported to a larger one for emergency surgery. I was a bit surprised that the ambulance was accompanied by a fire engine, but we got there in about 20 minutes and a surgeon who both looked and sounded like Billy Bob Thornton (but with long hair) operated on Kristi, removing about six inches of her small intestine. The operation took a few hours longer than we were expecting (mostly because when she'd ruptured internally, stuff had been expelled into her body from her bowel, other organs had swollen up and they hadn't been able to clear everything out so she'd to go on an intensive course on antibiotics to prevent infection).

Anyway, she spent 10 days in total in hospital. On day 3 one morning before I'd arrived to visit her, the Billy Bob Thornton lookalike surgeon came into her room. It was just him, a late stage pregnant nurse and Kristi there and he told her (in these words) "Your biopsy results came back today and curveball it wasn't diverticulitus, it was cancer" and then walked out the room. Her nurse then said to Kristi "Are you feeling ok, because I certainly am not?".

They'd to fit a bag to Kristi as she'd had her bowels redirected, but the way the surgery had been done, she isn't able to change it herself so I need to do that for her every few days. They figured all the cancer had been removed and she'd be fine as it would have been the same operation either way. We were given a ridiculously complicated set of layers to go through when we changed the bag, and it kept bursting and leaking no matter how many different nurses tried doing it. It wasn't until the day we were due to fly home that a workable solution, ditching most of the extra stuff that was being put on that it started going ok. Because all of her faeces was very liquid, it was running through the extra bits we'd to put on and causing the stoma bags to fall off.

Anyway, when we got home we'd to get our own doctors involved. The surgeon at the local hospital was pretty shocked at the standard of medical care she'd received, especially how the operation had gone and how Kristi had been told about the cancer diagnosis, but I figured well at least they saved her life so I can't complain too much. They repeated the scans she'd received in the US, didn't find anything but decided to give her a course of chemo just in case anything had been missed.

She went through three months of that. It hit her health pretty hard. She'd be unable to go out because even on a warm summers day, it felt too cold for her. Luckily, work said they would do anything they could to help out and transferred me onto nights so I could get Ash to and from school.

Anyway, fast forward a few months to the end of summer and more scans. They found scattered colonies (not sure on the exact medical terminology here), of cancer across Kristi's lower torso. They think when her guts ruptured it spread cancer cells across the region when then sank down through the body fat until they came to rest on top of her reproductive organs, so a second, stronger round of chemo has been scheduled and started. Somewhere along the line we received the bill for her treatment from the US coming in at over $100,000. Good job we took out medical insurance (although paying it since we are in another country is overly complicated and is being done via an agency in Israel. With everything going on over there, snail mail is even slower than you'd normally expect).

Anyway, that is where we currently sit. Kristi has had two of her chemo treatments in this set. Somewhere around the holidays she'll stop it, get some more scans and we will see where we go from there. When we were talking to the specialist, he used the word "challenging" a lot in regards to treating her and where the cancer is. They aren't trying to cure it right now, just get it under control. She might not die of cancer, but there is a very good chance that she'll die with it.

During all of this, I've also been trying to deal with some stuff with our military housing. When I left the airforce and joined the army, they stopped charging me rent, I pointed this out to them and they sent me a bill for a couple of grand (which arrived right before xmas), but didn't restart charging me rent. It took 2 years before that would happen and only after I received a letter saying "Hey you've not been paying rent for 2 years. It is part of your duty to inform us of any mistakes in your pay, why haven't you done this?" Anyway, to cut out a lot of stuff I sent them all the emails I'd kept copies of proving that I had told them, they just hadn't bothered their arses doing anything about it, put in a formal complaint and got an apology. Still got to pay the £10,000ish in back rent though. Between that, paying the normal rent and Kristi being unable to work money is a lot tighter than it was before, but we still have enough. Just had to cut down on the luxuries a bit, but between my wage, my pension and the social security benefits we get for Ash we have enough.

Anyway, that is where I've been for the past year more or less.

Sending warm hugs to you, Kristi and Ash ❤️❤️❤️🐢

#49

Good Movies / Re: Jaws (1974)

Last post by Alex - November 12, 2025, 09:07:13 PM

Over the summer I did go away for 2 days down to Birmingham to see "The Shark Is Broken", a play about the filming of Jaws, where Robert Shaw's son plays his dad. Very enjoyable experiece and I'd recommend it to anyone who likes the film.

#50

Good Movies / Re: Weapons (2025)

Last post by Alex - November 12, 2025, 09:02:14 PM

Watched this one earlier tonight. If you liked Barbarian, then I think you'll like this one too.