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#51
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Last post by RCMerchant - January 04, 2026, 09:39:45 PMROBO VAMPIRE (1966)- +1
GLENN OR GLENDA (1954)- +1
GLENN OR GLENDA (1954)- +1
#52
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by bob - January 04, 2026, 09:08:16 PM- Scanners 3: The Takeover
+ Sharknado
- Leprechaun 4: In Space
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
12 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
10 Ben and Arthur (2002)
12 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
12 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
13 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
13 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
12 Fatal Deviation (1998)
13 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
14 Hobgoblins (1988)
7 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
3 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
6 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
12 Mommie Dearest (1981)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
22 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
12 Robo Vampire (1988)
18 Robot Monster (1953)
20 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
5 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
10 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
19 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
17 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
16 Zardoz (1974)
+ Sharknado
- Leprechaun 4: In Space
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
12 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
10 Ben and Arthur (2002)
12 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
12 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
13 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
13 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
12 Fatal Deviation (1998)
13 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
14 Hobgoblins (1988)
7 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
3 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
6 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
12 Mommie Dearest (1981)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
22 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
12 Robo Vampire (1988)
18 Robot Monster (1953)
20 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
5 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
10 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
19 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
17 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
16 Zardoz (1974)
#53
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by FatFreddysCat - January 04, 2026, 08:04:15 PM"The Attic" (1980)
Twenty years after being stood up at the altar, a mousy librarian (Carrie Snodgrass) begins to lose her grip on reality as she deals with the loss of her job and caring for her abusive, wheelchair bound, wealthy rat bastard father (a positively despicable Ray Milland).
I seem to remember the trailers for this movie promising something more supernatural in nature, but this is a pretty cool, creepy psycho-melodrama with some horror overtones. The fantastic performance by Snodgrass as her character's mental state slowly unravels is worth the price of admission all by itself. An overlooked gem.
Twenty years after being stood up at the altar, a mousy librarian (Carrie Snodgrass) begins to lose her grip on reality as she deals with the loss of her job and caring for her abusive, wheelchair bound, wealthy rat bastard father (a positively despicable Ray Milland).
I seem to remember the trailers for this movie promising something more supernatural in nature, but this is a pretty cool, creepy psycho-melodrama with some horror overtones. The fantastic performance by Snodgrass as her character's mental state slowly unravels is worth the price of admission all by itself. An overlooked gem.
#54
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 04, 2026, 04:11:12 PM+ House of the Dead
- Sharknado
+ Plan 9 from Outer Space
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
12 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
10 Ben and Arthur (2002)
12 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
12 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
13 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
13 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
12 Fatal Deviation (1998)
13 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
14 Hobgoblins (1988)
7 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
4 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
6 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
12 Mommie Dearest (1981)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
22 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
12 Robo Vampire (1988)
18 Robot Monster (1953)
20 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
6 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
9 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
19 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
17 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
16 Zardoz (1974)
Ranked:
1. 22 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 20 Room, The (2003)
3. 19 Showgirls (1995)
4. 18 Robot Monster (1953)
5. 17 Troll 2 (1990)
6. 16 Zardoz (1974)
7. 15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
8t. 4 at 14
12t. 3 at 13
15t. 9 at 12
25t. 5 at 11
2 at 9, 2 at 7, 2 at 6, Leprechaun 4 at 4
Sortable spreadhseet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN0iqwwMsLY85NpLPULaMJGbTrVMoH8OLYecznVD3XE/edit?gid=0#gid=0
- Sharknado
+ Plan 9 from Outer Space
10 Apple, The (1980)
11 Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
12 Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10 Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12 Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
10 Ben and Arthur (2002)
12 Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9 Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10 Blood Diner (1987)
10 Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
12 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10 Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
13 Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
13 Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
12 Fatal Deviation (1998)
13 Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11 Gymkata (1985)
11 Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
14 Hobgoblins (1988)
7 House of the Dead (2003)
11 Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
4 Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
6 Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10 Maniac (1934)
12 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14 Message from Space (1978)
10 Miami Connection (1987)
12 Mommie Dearest (1981)
10 New Year's Evil (1980)
14 No Holds Barred (1989)
22 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7 Protector, The (1985)
10 Reefer Madness (1936)
10 Return of the Family Man (1990)
12 Robo Vampire (1988)
18 Robot Monster (1953)
20 Room, The (2003)
10 S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12 Samurai Cop (1991)
11 Santa Claus (1959)
6 Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
9 Sharknado (2013)
10 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
19 Showgirls (1995)
14 Space Mutiny (1988)
12 Starcrash (1978)
17 Troll 2 (1990)
10 Wicker Man, The (2006)
16 Zardoz (1974)
Ranked:
1. 22 Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 20 Room, The (2003)
3. 19 Showgirls (1995)
4. 18 Robot Monster (1953)
5. 17 Troll 2 (1990)
6. 16 Zardoz (1974)
7. 15 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
8t. 4 at 14
12t. 3 at 13
15t. 9 at 12
25t. 5 at 11
2 at 9, 2 at 7, 2 at 6, Leprechaun 4 at 4
Sortable spreadhseet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN0iqwwMsLY85NpLPULaMJGbTrVMoH8OLYecznVD3XE/edit?gid=0#gid=0
#55
Good Movies / Re: Movie Anniversaries in 202...
Last post by LilCerberus - January 04, 2026, 03:52:44 PM(1966) 60yrs
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Batman
The Wild Angels
(Aaand, some more important stuff I've never seen.....)
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Batman
The Wild Angels
(Aaand, some more important stuff I've never seen.....)
#56
Good Movies / Re: Movie Anniversaries in 202...
Last post by zombie no.one - January 04, 2026, 03:18:53 PMQuote from: M.10rda on January 04, 2026, 12:39:48 PMof course I saw most of those '86 gems sometime after '86 (I was 8-9 that year)
we beez the same vintage. (well, in earth years... on our respective home planets it may be a different story)
my mum had no problems with hiring out COBRA from blockbuster for my 9th birthday party for me and my friends to watch, when I asked her. I doubt she even understood what an "18" certificate movie meant back then
#57
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by chainsaw midget - January 04, 2026, 03:04:34 PM- Scanners 3
- Long John Silver
+ Billy the Kid vs Dracula
- Long John Silver
+ Billy the Kid vs Dracula
#58
Good Movies / Re: Movie Anniversaries in 202...
Last post by claws - January 04, 2026, 02:53:45 PM2006 (20th Anniversary)
S TIER – Masterworks
1) Children of Men – A film that feels like it's documenting the future rather than imagining it.
2) Pan's Labyrinth – A dark fairy tale that cuts deeper with every return to its haunted corridors.
3) The Prestige – A razor‑sharp duel of obsession where every reveal feels both shocking and inevitable.
4) The Host – A monster movie that proves the real monsters are often the systems meant to protect us.
5) Little Miss Sunshine – A road trip that turns dysfunction into something unexpectedly hopeful.
6) The Fall – A dreamlike tapestry where every frame feels like a painting begging to be paused.
A TIER – Exceptional Cinema
7) The Devil Wears Prada – A workplace comedy that doubles as a masterclass in controlled intimidation.
8) The Fountain – A cosmic love story that dares you to surrender to its emotional wavelength.
9) Perfume: The Story of a Murderer – A sensory fever dream that weaponizes beauty as something grotesque.
10) Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon – A slasher deconstruction so clever it becomes its own best argument.
11) Slither – A goo‑splattered romp that embraces its B‑movie DNA with infectious enthusiasm.
12) Bug – A psychological meltdown that traps you in the room with its unraveling characters.
13) The Hills Have Eyes – A brutal descent into savagery that refuses to let the audience look away.
14) Monster House – A kids' horror film that understands childhood fear better than most adult ones.
15) Taxidermia – A grotesque art‑house spectacle that dares you to look even when you want to turn away.
16) Silent Hill – A nightmare rendered with such visual conviction that the story barely matters.
17) Crank – A cinematic daredevil act that never stops sprinting long enough to breathe.
18) Running Scared – A grimy fairy tale where every character feels one bad decision from oblivion.
19) The Illusionist – A classy period mystery that charms you even when you see the trick coming.
20) Fido – A pastel‑colored zombie satire that hides sharp teeth behind its retro grin.
B TIER – Strong, Stylish, or Cult‑Beloved
21) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest – A chaotic spectacle elevated by unforgettable creature design.
22) Undisputed II: Last Man Standing – A martial‑arts sequel that became the franchise's true starting point.
23) Black Sheep – A splattery creature comedy that knows exactly how silly it should be.
24) Hatchet – A proudly old‑school slasher that treats gore like a celebration.
25) Night at the Museum – A breezy adventure that turns historical figures into playful companions.
26) Saw III – A grim turning point where the franchise fully embraces its operatic cruelty.
27) Final Destination 3 – A polished death‑trap parade that leans into its own morbid creativity.
28) Snakes on a Plane – A meme‑era relic that's more fun as a concept than a movie.
29) Beerfest – A comedy that thrives when it stops pretending to care about plot.
30) Underworld: Evolution – A stylish continuation that doubles down on its icy aesthetic.
31) Them (Ils) – A minimalist terror exercise that proves silence can be the loudest scare.
32) Cold Prey – A cleanly executed slasher that succeeds through discipline rather than reinvention.
33) Altered – A tense alien thriller that squeezes surprising dread from its small scale.
34) The Woods – A moody folk‑horror tale that lingers more in atmosphere than in memory.
35) The Last Winter – A slow‑burn eco‑horror that chills more in concept than execution.
36) All the Boys Love Mandy Lane – A sleek slasher that hints at the genre's stylish future.
37) Right at Your Door – A disaster thriller that finds its terror in the limits of human trust.
C TIER – Flawed but Interesting
38) Superman Returns – A reverent throwback that sometimes feels more museum piece than revival.
39) X-Men: The Last Stand – A messy finale that still delivers a few undeniably iconic moments.
40) The Black Dahlia – A noir puzzle box that looks gorgeous even when it loses the thread.
41) The Abandoned – A ghost story that's more intriguing in its imagery than its logic.
42) The Grudge 2 – A sequel that repeats scares without recapturing their original sting.
43) Black Christmas – A remake that mistakes excess for intensity.
44) Open Water 2: Adrift – A survival thriller that frustrates as often as it grips.
45) The Return – A moody supernatural mystery that never quite finds its hook.
46) Turistas – A travel‑horror cautionary tale that leans too heavily on cliché.
47) When a Stranger Calls – A glossy remake that stretches a short story into a thin feature.
48) My Super Ex-Girlfriend – A superhero rom‑com that never fully commits to either half.
49) The Covenant – A supernatural teen drama that coasts on vibes more than story.
50) Poseidon – A waterlogged disaster film that sinks under its own emptiness.
51) Pulse – A remake that drains the existential dread from its source material.
52) The Marine – A loud action vehicle that treats subtlety like an optional accessory.
53) See No Evil – A slasher that feels more like brand promotion than storytelling.
54) Ultraviolet – A hyper‑stylized sci‑fi experiment that collapses under its own ambition.
55) Stay Alive – A horror‑gaming hybrid that never levels up beyond its premise.
56) The Butterfly Effect 2 – A sequel that misunderstands what made the original resonate.
57) Hollow Man 2 – A forgettable follow‑up that fades from memory as soon as it ends.
D TIER – Weak, Forgettable, or Misguided
58) Rest Stop – A mean‑spirited shocker that mistakes cruelty for tension.
59) The Contract – A thriller so flat it barely registers while you're watching it.
60) The Breed – A killer‑dog movie that never finds its bite.
61) Abominable – A creature feature that's more charming in concept than execution.
62) Tamara – A supernatural revenge tale that feels assembled from leftover tropes.
63) Dark Ride – A slasher that wastes its amusement‑park setting on generic kills.
64) Half Light – A moody mystery that never rises above its TV‑movie feel.
65) Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes – A sequel that forgets the tragic heart of its monster.
66) Mulberry St. – A scrappy indie horror that can't quite overcome its limitations.
67) The Marsh – A murky ghost story that never clarifies what it wants to be.
68) Population 436 – A Twilight Zone premise stretched too thin to sustain its intrigue.
69) Big Bad Wolf – A werewolf comedy that struggles to balance its tones.
70) Salvage – A repetitive experiment that exhausts its own premise early.
71) Road House 2 – A sequel that misunderstands everything fun about its predecessor.
72) Skinwalkers – A werewolf action film that feels like a pilot for a show that never aired.
F TIER – The Bottom of 2006
73) Candy Stripers – A bottom‑tier exploitation flick with nothing to recommend.
74) Caved In: Prehistoric Terror – A creature feature that barely musters the energy to be bad.
S TIER – Masterworks
1) Children of Men – A film that feels like it's documenting the future rather than imagining it.
2) Pan's Labyrinth – A dark fairy tale that cuts deeper with every return to its haunted corridors.
3) The Prestige – A razor‑sharp duel of obsession where every reveal feels both shocking and inevitable.
4) The Host – A monster movie that proves the real monsters are often the systems meant to protect us.
5) Little Miss Sunshine – A road trip that turns dysfunction into something unexpectedly hopeful.
6) The Fall – A dreamlike tapestry where every frame feels like a painting begging to be paused.
A TIER – Exceptional Cinema
7) The Devil Wears Prada – A workplace comedy that doubles as a masterclass in controlled intimidation.
8) The Fountain – A cosmic love story that dares you to surrender to its emotional wavelength.
9) Perfume: The Story of a Murderer – A sensory fever dream that weaponizes beauty as something grotesque.
10) Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon – A slasher deconstruction so clever it becomes its own best argument.
11) Slither – A goo‑splattered romp that embraces its B‑movie DNA with infectious enthusiasm.
12) Bug – A psychological meltdown that traps you in the room with its unraveling characters.
13) The Hills Have Eyes – A brutal descent into savagery that refuses to let the audience look away.
14) Monster House – A kids' horror film that understands childhood fear better than most adult ones.
15) Taxidermia – A grotesque art‑house spectacle that dares you to look even when you want to turn away.
16) Silent Hill – A nightmare rendered with such visual conviction that the story barely matters.
17) Crank – A cinematic daredevil act that never stops sprinting long enough to breathe.
18) Running Scared – A grimy fairy tale where every character feels one bad decision from oblivion.
19) The Illusionist – A classy period mystery that charms you even when you see the trick coming.
20) Fido – A pastel‑colored zombie satire that hides sharp teeth behind its retro grin.
B TIER – Strong, Stylish, or Cult‑Beloved
21) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest – A chaotic spectacle elevated by unforgettable creature design.
22) Undisputed II: Last Man Standing – A martial‑arts sequel that became the franchise's true starting point.
23) Black Sheep – A splattery creature comedy that knows exactly how silly it should be.
24) Hatchet – A proudly old‑school slasher that treats gore like a celebration.
25) Night at the Museum – A breezy adventure that turns historical figures into playful companions.
26) Saw III – A grim turning point where the franchise fully embraces its operatic cruelty.
27) Final Destination 3 – A polished death‑trap parade that leans into its own morbid creativity.
28) Snakes on a Plane – A meme‑era relic that's more fun as a concept than a movie.
29) Beerfest – A comedy that thrives when it stops pretending to care about plot.
30) Underworld: Evolution – A stylish continuation that doubles down on its icy aesthetic.
31) Them (Ils) – A minimalist terror exercise that proves silence can be the loudest scare.
32) Cold Prey – A cleanly executed slasher that succeeds through discipline rather than reinvention.
33) Altered – A tense alien thriller that squeezes surprising dread from its small scale.
34) The Woods – A moody folk‑horror tale that lingers more in atmosphere than in memory.
35) The Last Winter – A slow‑burn eco‑horror that chills more in concept than execution.
36) All the Boys Love Mandy Lane – A sleek slasher that hints at the genre's stylish future.
37) Right at Your Door – A disaster thriller that finds its terror in the limits of human trust.
C TIER – Flawed but Interesting
38) Superman Returns – A reverent throwback that sometimes feels more museum piece than revival.
39) X-Men: The Last Stand – A messy finale that still delivers a few undeniably iconic moments.
40) The Black Dahlia – A noir puzzle box that looks gorgeous even when it loses the thread.
41) The Abandoned – A ghost story that's more intriguing in its imagery than its logic.
42) The Grudge 2 – A sequel that repeats scares without recapturing their original sting.
43) Black Christmas – A remake that mistakes excess for intensity.
44) Open Water 2: Adrift – A survival thriller that frustrates as often as it grips.
45) The Return – A moody supernatural mystery that never quite finds its hook.
46) Turistas – A travel‑horror cautionary tale that leans too heavily on cliché.
47) When a Stranger Calls – A glossy remake that stretches a short story into a thin feature.
48) My Super Ex-Girlfriend – A superhero rom‑com that never fully commits to either half.
49) The Covenant – A supernatural teen drama that coasts on vibes more than story.
50) Poseidon – A waterlogged disaster film that sinks under its own emptiness.
51) Pulse – A remake that drains the existential dread from its source material.
52) The Marine – A loud action vehicle that treats subtlety like an optional accessory.
53) See No Evil – A slasher that feels more like brand promotion than storytelling.
54) Ultraviolet – A hyper‑stylized sci‑fi experiment that collapses under its own ambition.
55) Stay Alive – A horror‑gaming hybrid that never levels up beyond its premise.
56) The Butterfly Effect 2 – A sequel that misunderstands what made the original resonate.
57) Hollow Man 2 – A forgettable follow‑up that fades from memory as soon as it ends.
D TIER – Weak, Forgettable, or Misguided
58) Rest Stop – A mean‑spirited shocker that mistakes cruelty for tension.
59) The Contract – A thriller so flat it barely registers while you're watching it.
60) The Breed – A killer‑dog movie that never finds its bite.
61) Abominable – A creature feature that's more charming in concept than execution.
62) Tamara – A supernatural revenge tale that feels assembled from leftover tropes.
63) Dark Ride – A slasher that wastes its amusement‑park setting on generic kills.
64) Half Light – A moody mystery that never rises above its TV‑movie feel.
65) Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes – A sequel that forgets the tragic heart of its monster.
66) Mulberry St. – A scrappy indie horror that can't quite overcome its limitations.
67) The Marsh – A murky ghost story that never clarifies what it wants to be.
68) Population 436 – A Twilight Zone premise stretched too thin to sustain its intrigue.
69) Big Bad Wolf – A werewolf comedy that struggles to balance its tones.
70) Salvage – A repetitive experiment that exhausts its own premise early.
71) Road House 2 – A sequel that misunderstands everything fun about its predecessor.
72) Skinwalkers – A werewolf action film that feels like a pilot for a show that never aired.
F TIER – The Bottom of 2006
73) Candy Stripers – A bottom‑tier exploitation flick with nothing to recommend.
74) Caved In: Prehistoric Terror – A creature feature that barely musters the energy to be bad.
#59
Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2
Last post by chainsaw midget - January 04, 2026, 02:48:34 PMJust Imagine (1930)
One of the first (if not THE first) science fiction "talkie". The plot is a little all over the place. The movie takes place in the distant year of 1980, where the government controls who you marry, prohibition is still in affect (although alcohol can be bought as pills), everyone has their own vertical take-off plane instead of cars, babies come from vending machines, and men's clothes apparently lack pockets.
One of our main characters is in love with a woman that he wants to marry, and she wants to marry him, but the laws has provided a better husband for her. However if he can improve his standing, he can appeal. The problem is, he's already at the top of his field as a zeppelin pilot.
He happens to attend a scientific demonstration with his buddy where scientists bring a man from 1930 who was killed by a lightning strike back to life. Once they bring him back, they say they have no more plans for him, they just wanted to see if they could do it, and they turn him lose. Our heroes say he can hang out with them. Some of the humor comes from him being a fish out of water but not as much as you think. A ... partially recurring joke was for him to see something, hold his hand up like he's giving an oath and saying "give me the good old days". They do this three or four times and then just stop halfway through the movie. Another part of the humor comes from the revived man being a somewhat well know "Swedish" comedy actor at the time. I mean, he's not horrible, but he's not exactly great or anything.
Eventually a scientists approaches out heroes and gives them a chance to really shine. He's created a spaceship that can travel to Mars and he wants our zeppelin pilot lead (and his best friend) to pilot it. However the time frame is tight. The flight there and back will take just under four months, which is the time our hero had to raise his status in society or else his girl will have to marry someone else.
On Mars, they encounter a lot of scantily clad dancing girls, their queen, and ... their king? I'm not sure what the other guy is, but his costume has to be seen. They also find out everybody on Mars as a twin. One good, one evil. They also seem to forget this a few times too.
I'm not sure I can see this is a good movie or a bad one. I'm not even sure I can say I enjoyed it, but it is interesting and worth a look, not just for what people thought 1980 would look like 50 years before it happened, but for some really interesting almost Metrpolis-style set pieces.
One of the first (if not THE first) science fiction "talkie". The plot is a little all over the place. The movie takes place in the distant year of 1980, where the government controls who you marry, prohibition is still in affect (although alcohol can be bought as pills), everyone has their own vertical take-off plane instead of cars, babies come from vending machines, and men's clothes apparently lack pockets.
One of our main characters is in love with a woman that he wants to marry, and she wants to marry him, but the laws has provided a better husband for her. However if he can improve his standing, he can appeal. The problem is, he's already at the top of his field as a zeppelin pilot.
He happens to attend a scientific demonstration with his buddy where scientists bring a man from 1930 who was killed by a lightning strike back to life. Once they bring him back, they say they have no more plans for him, they just wanted to see if they could do it, and they turn him lose. Our heroes say he can hang out with them. Some of the humor comes from him being a fish out of water but not as much as you think. A ... partially recurring joke was for him to see something, hold his hand up like he's giving an oath and saying "give me the good old days". They do this three or four times and then just stop halfway through the movie. Another part of the humor comes from the revived man being a somewhat well know "Swedish" comedy actor at the time. I mean, he's not horrible, but he's not exactly great or anything.
Eventually a scientists approaches out heroes and gives them a chance to really shine. He's created a spaceship that can travel to Mars and he wants our zeppelin pilot lead (and his best friend) to pilot it. However the time frame is tight. The flight there and back will take just under four months, which is the time our hero had to raise his status in society or else his girl will have to marry someone else.
On Mars, they encounter a lot of scantily clad dancing girls, their queen, and ... their king? I'm not sure what the other guy is, but his costume has to be seen. They also find out everybody on Mars as a twin. One good, one evil. They also seem to forget this a few times too.
I'm not sure I can see this is a good movie or a bad one. I'm not even sure I can say I enjoyed it, but it is interesting and worth a look, not just for what people thought 1980 would look like 50 years before it happened, but for some really interesting almost Metrpolis-style set pieces.
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