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#61

Bad Movies / Re: How many of these Dracula'...

Last post by zombie no.one - February 27, 2026, 04:43:36 AM

are they all standing in front of a mirror in that image?

...it says "content not viewable" 

Let me know if this works for you. 

cheers , yeah can see that!

H9 is I believe Louis Jourdan?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Dracula_(1977_film)

#62

Bad Movies / Re: have I bought a bad movie ...

Last post by zombie no.one - February 27, 2026, 04:33:46 AM

good work chainsaw and claws, thanks!! 

my google-fu is weak, couldn't find a jot... in fact I did 2 identical google searches for [ "bad to the bone" "chucks mordi" ] an hour apart, and got different (useless) results each time!

google got rid of their 'cache' function in about 2010. they said  no one used it. it was the best thing about the search engine IMO

anyway glad to solve that

#63

Good Movies / Re: Recent Viewings, Part 2

Last post by Dr. Whom - February 27, 2026, 01:59:15 AM

I have tried to read Enoch in the past and my mind wondered, so this was good. It seems very repetitive though.

From what I've read of the books of Enoch, they're a bit like the duller parts of the Old Testament. You have some weird ideas, and then it goes on forever listing angels, or the dimensions of something or other. Then the next book goes over much the same ground, but slightly differently. I gave up eventually.

#64

Good Movies / Re: Recent theatrical viewings

Last post by Dr. Whom - February 27, 2026, 01:54:03 AM

Junk World

The second part of Takahide Hori's trilogy that began in 2017 with the absolutely brilliant Junk Head. It is impossible to summarise the plot, but it involves mutants, SM cultists, cyborgs, robots and mecha in several time loops, set some centuries before Junk Head in the same universe;
The budget apparently was twice that of Junk Head and it shows. There are more special effects and the whole thing looks less homegrown than Junk Head. Also, it has actual dialogue and voice acting. It doesn't have the raw passion of Junk Head but makes up for it by more sophisticated storytelling. Most of the tropes in the movie you have seen before (at least if you watch the same kind of stuff as I do) but Takahide Hori blends it into a wonderful cocktail.
Reverend, if you haven't already, you should seek this out.

I haven't seen it but my colleague reviewed it. I should check it out. Did you see it at some kind of festival or did some crazy person actually program it at a cinema there? 

I saw it at Anima, the Brussels festival for animation movies. They do kid friendly stuff during the day and weirder films in the evening

#65

Bad Movies / Re: Antonio Margheriti & The J...

Last post by Trevor - February 27, 2026, 01:41:10 AM

Pity they didn't include TIGER JOE in this collection.

#66

Bad Movies / Re: have I bought a bad movie ...

Last post by claws - February 26, 2026, 10:51:05 PM

AI pretty much confirms what chainsaw said

It sounds like somebody stumbled upon a genuine piece of "lost" or ultra-niche media. Based on the director and cast, the film definitely exists, but it belongs to a very specific, prolific, and often undocumented corner of the film industry: UK-based Nollywood.

The Mystery Solved

The director, Chucks Mordi, is a well-known figure in the Nigerian film industry (Nollywood), specifically within the diaspora community in London. He has been active since at least the late 90s (his debut was Mama Sunday in 1998).

Many of these films were produced by and for the West African community in the UK. They were often released directly to DVD and sold in independent shops, markets, or community centers rather than through major retailers like HMV or Amazon. Because they weren't released via traditional Hollywood or British indie distributors, they frequently bypass databases like IMDb or Rotten Tomatoes.

Why It "Doesn't Exist" Online

Low-Budget Nollywood Style: Mordi is known for "Super VHS" and early digital productions. These films focus on the "diaspora experience"—exactly like the "relocating to London" plot described.

Music Licensing: Using Madonna's "Like a Prayer" is a classic hallmark of early-2000s low-budget international filmmaking. Often, these productions didn't officially license global pop hits, which is another reason they never see a wide, legal digital release today—copyright strikes would take them down instantly.

Jane Dodd: While she has 9 credits on IMDb, many actors in this scene worked on dozens of "underground" projects that were never logged by the Screen Actors Guild or industry trackers.

Is It a "Bad" Movie?

In the world of film collecting, somebody actually found something quite cool. A physical artifact of the UK Nollywood movement from the mid-2000s. These films are famous for their raw, melodramatic energy and for documenting the specific cultural vibes of London's immigrant communities during that era.

While it might not be a "lost masterpiece" in the technical sense, it is a rare piece of cultural history that hasn't been digitized.

#67

Bad Movies / Re: Trevor's connection with S...

Last post by LilCerberus - February 26, 2026, 09:25:59 PM

 

#68

Bad Movies / Trevor's connection with Space...

Last post by Trevor - February 26, 2026, 09:11:12 PM

There is a connection 😉😉

My friend and mentor Vincent G. Cox ASC photographed both of them.

😳😉😉

#69

Bad Movies / Re: How many of these Dracula'...

Last post by Rev. Powell - February 26, 2026, 08:55:19 PM

Another addition: F10 is from Dracula, from "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night"

A1
A2
A3
A4
A5 Count Duckula
A6
A7 John Carradine
A8
A9 Count Chockula
A10
B1
B2
B3 Nicolas Cage
B4
B5
B6
B7
B8
B9
B10
C1
C2
C3
C4
C5
C6
C7
C8
C9
C10
D1
D2
D3
D4
D5
D6
D7
D8
D9
D10
E1
E2
E3
E4
E5
E6
E7
E8 "Batman vs Dracula"
E9
E10
F1
F2
F3
F4
F5 Zhang Wei-Qiang from "Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary" (OK, not an easy one)
F6
F7
F8
F9
F10 "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night"
G1 Leslie Nielsen
G2
G3
G4
G5 Gary Oldman
G6
G7
G8 "The Count" from Captain N: the Game Master
G9
G10
H1
H2
H3
H4
H5
H6
H7 George Hamilton
H8 Klaus Kisnki
H9
H10
I1
I2
I3
I4 Udo Kier
I5 Jack Palance
I6
I7
I8 Zandor Vorkov
I9
I10
J1
J2
J3 Christopher Lee
J4
J5
J6
J7
J8 Jim Ward
J9 Bela Lugosi
J10 Max Schreck

#70

Bad Movies / Re: How many of these Dracula'...

Last post by chainsaw midget - February 26, 2026, 07:08:41 PM

are they all standing in front of a mirror in that image?

...it says "content not viewable" 

Let me know if this works for you. 



also, I suppose I should add something here. 
J8 is Jim Ward, playing Count Zoltan Dracula from the Super Mario Brother Super Show
G8 is "The Count" from Captain N: the Game Master
E8 is from Batman vs Dracula