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 on: Today at 07:04:27 PM 
Started by bob - Last post by Javakoala
Frankly, I don't get all the hate for the movie either. I thought it was the best comedy I had seen in years. The scene where he blows the cow's leg off still has me chuckling.

 on: Today at 06:16:31 PM 
Started by ChuckSplatt - Last post by Rev. Powell

 on: Today at 03:49:39 PM 
Started by VenomX73 - Last post by VenomX73

So... I didn't make to Monstercon 2014 -
but I will go to this because its a birthday gift from my girl. Already got the tickets! Anyone here going? North NJ.

 on: Today at 02:32:02 PM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by Rev. Powell
MST3K: UNTAMED YOUTH: The experiment is about a plan to arrest teenagers on trumped up charges and, instead of putting them in jail, send them to a farm where they pick cotton during the day and stage sock hops at night. The movie is supremely silly but it isn't all that bad, and Mamie Van Doren wiggles and jiggles her way across the screen shamelessly (I'm not kidding---she even sings a song titled "Jiggle & Wiggle & Wriggle & Rock.") The bots commentary is amusing but nothing special and the Gypsy-centered host segments are ambitious but not too successful. A strong movie makes this a decent, watchable season 1 episode. 3/5.

 on: Today at 02:23:59 PM 
Started by retrorussell - Last post by Rev. Powell

[During a jailhouse musical number]
JOEL: Interestingly enough, this scene was included in the film 'Scared Straight.'

[Man hands dehydrated woman flask t drink from]
CROW: Oh, wait, that's my motorman's helper!

[During another musical number]
JOEL: This is probably the longest minute in film history.

 on: Today at 01:24:08 PM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by sprite75

Attention all vessels: no pushing in line.  We have plenty of docking ports and transporter pads.  As promised we have an endless supply of human beer and security guards to keep Terran felines from harassing you while you drink said beer.

 on: Today at 01:13:33 PM 
Started by Mr. DS - Last post by Rev. Powell
Small | Large

 on: Today at 12:53:02 PM 
Started by BTM - Last post by Jack
Just found out there's a movie called Lightning Jack and sure enough, it's at 6% on Rotten Tomatoes  Thumbup

 on: Today at 12:45:51 PM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by Rev. Powell
Mamie Van Doren Burlesque Entertainment Small | Large

 on: Today at 12:44:09 PM 
Started by BoyScoutKevin - Last post by BoyScoutKevin
Just finished reading this in 5 parts, and I--for the most part--enjoyed it, so I thought I talk about it here.

We'll do a summary of the story.
A description of my favorite character from it + the 7 categories used for all of my favorite characters.
Audience rating of the graphic novel + the why.
What I liked about it.
What I disliked about it.
Questions raised by myself after I read it.
And a final timeline of events done by myself.
And, oh, yes. There will be spoilers through out the post.

Thanos. Born to a mother who wants to kill him at birth and to a father who cannot kill him, even at the end.
From being unable to dissect a dead lizard to being able to dissect a couple of living teenagers.
From 18 self-confessed murders, including his own mother, before 20, to thousands, including whole planets, afterwards.

What follows is what I got from "Thanos Rising." Your opinion may defer. As for my favorite character in it . . .


The class virgin. The teenage boy who has never slept with anyone before, either boy or girl. The honest, but stupid one. "And he was good to the last drop of . . . his blood."

Adult or teen: teen
Hero, villain, or victim: victim
Nationality: Titian
Class: upper middle
Criminal or crime victim: crime victim
Injured or deceased: deceased
Sexual orientation: heterosexual

and his partner in sex and death . . .


The class slut. The girl who has slept with everyone, including the professor, in their class--both boy and girl, except for Sogarth and Thanos. The dishonest, but the smart one.

"Loktus, have you really slept with everyone, in our class, both the boys and the girls."--"Yes, Sogarth. Even our professor. Everyone, but you and Thanos, and as Thanos is not here, slip out of your thong, so I can make it over 90% of the class I have slept with."

Rated T+ for older teens and adults.

As to the why . . .?!

L(anguage): a couple of b******s. Other than that, pus is about as bad as it gets.
S(ex): alien sex. And a couple of underage (?) teens are seen by our hero, from the back, having sex with their clothes still on.
N(udity): alien boobs. Both man and child--girl and boy--seen wearing a skimpy thong.
V(iolence): women and children tortured and killed. Men killed. Animals killed. People dismembered and decapitated.

Next time: What I liked about it.

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