Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow," I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it; But I can tell you, Anyhow I'll Kill you if you Quote it! —Gelett Burgess, Confession: and a Portrait Too, Upon a Background that I Rue.
2. When the rather hefty gentleman picks up Mrs. Trent in the field and puts her in his unreliable car. I mean, was there not a better angle to film this at? Every time I watch this part I keep expecting his pants to split. I mean seriously, that is one massive arse. Talk about having your 'tight pants on'.
Last night I watched a pretty atrocious vampire movie called TWILIGHT HUNTER. A construction crew uncovers a cross and a stake buried on the grounds of a church and one of the workers pulls the stake out of the ground. That night a beautiful female vampire with amnesia crawls out of the hole in the ground, and has various adventures in the process of remembering who and what she actually is. Pretty forgettable, actually.
Jean-Claude Van Damme beats the crap out of a bunch of people in this ultra cheap, mostly plotless post-apocalyptic action flick. J.C.V.D. made a few decent movies back in the day, but this wasn't one ov them.
Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.
Lesson Learned:
Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.
