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Oopsie!

OK, let me see - I'll say maybe #2?  Although it's a hella funny  idea!

Believe it or not, NO that one is true.  I don't think I still have the original text file (maybe if I did a deep web search I could find one of the places I posted it to) but off-hand I can still remember some of the "hits' that were listed as song titles like

"Drunk At The Drive-by"
"Doing Time (In A West Virginia Coal Mine"
"Jesus and Mama Always Paroled Me"
"f**k the Police! (And the Yankees!)"
"There's Something People Like About A Pimpin' Man"

Oh, and I just came up with another one just now...

"Gold Digger Took My Gold Teeth!"

How' bout 3?

Actually.......yes.  Number three is false.  I DID have a Livejournal, but I never posted high scores of any games on it.  I mainly just talked about life in general and my job and such.

 

I lift a root beer to ER for being a very nice lady!

Probably one of the darkest senses of humor that is actually unleashed on the forum, but she does it in a fairly nice way. Plus, she has a lovingly twisted imagination that seems to have no end.

"Gooble, gobble, gooble, gobble. One of us! One of us!"

P.S. Anyone who thinks the above quote came from SOUTH PARK should be ashamed of themselves. Yeah, I'm a weird movie snob. Proud of it. Not that it impresses anyone. 

Freaks, right?

My favorite fact about Lester is that he is the most booed user on the site, from back when he used to argue politics in a pretty aggressive way. You'd never know it today, though; he actually comes off as a nice respectful guy, and he isn't as dogged as he used to be. Plus he has great terrible taste in movies. He turned me on to HELP! HELP! THE GLOBOLINKS.

In MODERN PROBLEMS, Chevy Chase was briefly electrocuted in a flying dream scene, and lost consciousness for a short while, narrowly avoiding death.  Wiring short-circuited through his arm, back and neck.

In Lucio Fulci's horror film THE BEYOND, the final sequence features sand-covered corpses lying on the ground; these were naked homeless people that were paid for their appearance in alcohol.

Both FRIDAY THE 13TH's and NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET's franchises primary antagonists are named after childhood bullies of the writer and director, respectively.

The hand stabbing Judith Meyers in HALLOWEEN and the twitching hands of the decapitated Pamela Voorhees in FRIDAY THE 13TH belonged to a member of the opposite sex of the character-- producer Debra Hill in HALLOWEEN and special effects maker Taso Stavrakis for FRIDAY THE 13TH.

The head witch in SUSPIRIA who is killed by the protagonist Suzy at the end was actually a 90-year old hooker director Dario Argento found on the streets of Rome.

Perfect time to work on the evil laugh. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAH (ect,ect)

I'm thinking #2!!!

No! The lie was 3! Which means once again I coup the famed chicken dinner of dishonesty!!!

(Just when the bloody hell would I have managed to sneak off to Chicago, dude???? LOL)

I like all Scorpions songs. because the way of how they play this music is amazing!