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 on: July 31, 2014, 08:34:48 PM 
Started by venomx - Last post by Allhallowsday
Hey, I'm trying to keep this easy...  the person pictured is an Academy Award winner, and the film is a shocker.  Nobody knows at a glance?   Question

 on: July 31, 2014, 08:15:54 PM 
Started by alandhopewell - Last post by The Burgomaster

Major Matt Mason.  There were dozens of cool accessories you could buy.

 on: July 31, 2014, 08:08:42 PM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by The Burgomaster
Wow.  3 of the 4 original Ramones died of some form of cancer.  What are the odds of that?  I saw them live 3 times, but all 3 shows were after Tommy left the band.

 on: July 31, 2014, 07:57:46 PM 
Started by Alvin simths - Last post by The Burgomaster
THE AMBUSHERS (1967) involves a mission by Matt Helm to recover a flying saucer.  No aliens, though.  The saucer was built by the U.S. government.

 on: July 31, 2014, 07:15:03 PM 
Started by Allhallowsday - Last post by Allhallowsday

Small | Large

Small | Large

Small | Large

 on: July 31, 2014, 05:55:18 PM 
Started by Andrew - Last post by Javakoala
Recent bought THE VISITOR (1979) and watched it today.

Holy Mind Melt, Batman!

THE VISITOR Trailer - 1979' Sci-Fi Horror Movie [HD]

 on: July 31, 2014, 05:31:02 PM 
Started by BoyScoutKevin - Last post by BoyScoutKevin
The standard for unreasonable stupidity by a victim is "Broad church," because the reasons for the stupidity of the young victim are either non-extant or so murky ([1] maybe the victim got smacked around a couple of times by his father) that they are unclear. Being smacked around is bad, but it is also bad writing.

On the other hand . . .!?

The standard for reasonable stupidity by a victim, because reasons are given for the victim's stupidity, is the boy scout in Ken Russell's "Lair of the White Worm," where the young scout is stupid enough to get into a strange car with a stranger, then compounds that stupidity by allowing the stranger to take him home, instead of the youth hostile, where he wants to go. But, there are clear reasons for his stupidity.

(1) He is hungry. And (2) tired, coming some 8 miles or more by hiking the distance since 1:00 p.m. that afternoon and carrying a heavy backpack besides. The (3) strange car is a classic Jaguar XKE, and the (4) stranger driver is a sexy, beautiful woman. What boy could resist?

Thus, there is no need for a rainstorm to be written into the story, but one is written into the scene, so he is now also (5) wet and (6) cold and (7) chilled to the bone.

And when she has him at her home, she has him (8) out of his wet scout uniform and underwear and (9) into one of her comforters, which makes him vulnerable to whatever plans she has for him, and then (10) out of that and (11) into the bath, which makes him even more vulnerable to whatever plans she has for him, where (12) she bathes him with a loofah, while (13) coming on to him. And during all this time in her home, (14) she is plying him with brandy to further lower his inhibitions. And on an empty stomach, too. Not good, but good writing.

Next time: the one thing that "Broad church" is good for.

 on: July 31, 2014, 05:30:08 PM 
Started by indianasmith - Last post by Josso
We'll obviously watch it but I feel like I hate it with genuine hate, I hate it so badly it's not funny anymore. What the f**k is the point in an INTENTIONALLY BAD MOVIE THAT IS HIGHLY PUBLICIZED. When I saw this mass of shark films in 2012 I thought "what the hell are these guys doing", presumably looking for what sharknado 2 has achieved.

 on: July 31, 2014, 05:17:31 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by Flangepart

The early test footage of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN had some image problems...

 on: July 31, 2014, 05:11:15 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by Flangepart
Uh, Russian vodka?
What part of Russia was it imported from? Buggedout
Huh...I think that's Boons farm strawberry wine...the cat has no taste!

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