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The scene where girl-gets-beheaded-while-f**ked in A Serbian Film was pretty  Also, I think the opening kill in Deep Red is pretty disturbing - even though it's only a silouette - the juxtaposition of that murder over a children's song, woah!

any ideas anybody

^nah, it's because Earth brags about having people in it because the rest doesn't 

The song, "Jingle Bells" makes no mention of Christmas, nor any holiday.

For that reason, my holiday mixer includes Holiday by Madonna, Holiday by The Bee Gees, and Holiday by The Other Ones (Y'Know, for the politically correct crowd).

Dinner Bell by They Might Be Giants, 'cause, I dunno, it just puts me in the mood for visiting all those relatives who avoid me the rest of the year.

The Order Of Death by Public Image Limited, because the movie Hardware takes place on Christmas, & well, the lyrics "This is what you want-This is what you get" just sorta' sums it up every year.....

Ding Dong by Splork.... Local group. Look it up!

On the 2nd day of Christmas . . .
Weird and Wonderful, Side B

Elmo and Patsy's
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Singing Dogs'
Jingle Bells

Allan Sherman
The Twelve Gifts of Christmas

Gayla Peevey's
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Wild Man Fischer's
I'm a Christmas Tree

Kip Addotta's
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Weird Al Yaknovic's
Christmas at Ground Zero

Somebodt Stole My Santa Suit
Santa Got a DWI
Christmas Eve Can Kill You

The last 3 by the Everly Brothers

Next time: the 3rd Day of Christmas

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0</a>


Eight-year-olds, Dude.

How's this for an unpopular opinion? I love "Jason X." I just watched it last night for the fifth or sixth time.

Yeah? Well, I love Robert Altman's Popeye starring Robin Williams, own the DVD and think it is a wonderfully entertaining movie. So nyeh. 

I like the new STAR TREK movies.  Beat that.

I donate and yeah, that screening process is a b***h. I know it isn't really funny but I can't help having to stifle a giggle every time I get asked if I've had sex with a prostitute in the last 12 months.   Thing is though, you know if somehow a bad batch got put into someone there'd be lawsuits into oblivion.  That's the society we live in, it's Cover Yourself First.

There is or was also a box to check that said something like, "If you're being pressured to donate during a workplace or social organization drive and would like us to discard your blood or plasma, please check here."

I haven't come across that; that's f'd up.

On the 2nd day of Christmas . . .
Weird and Wonderful, Side B

Elmo and Patsy's
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Singing Dogs'
Jingle Bells

Allan Sherman
The Twelve Gifts of Christmas

Gayla Peevey's
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Wild Man Fischer's
I'm a Christmas Tree

Kip Addotta's
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Weird Al Yaknovic's
Christmas at Ground Zero

Somebodt Stole My Santa Suit
Santa Got a DWI
Christmas Eve Can Kill You

The last 3 by the Everly Brothers

Next time: the 3rd Day of Christmas

What if Earth couldn't get into The United Federation Of Planets because we couldn't overcome our primitive interest in diversified independent nations???????????????