I dreamed that I read on the internet that the BBC was going to round up all of Tom Baker's Dr. Who adventures and destroy them, then re-film them with modern special effects and Hugh Jackman as the Doctor. I didn't want this to happen, so I hopped in my car and drove about 200 feet from my house, which put me in Australia, and went around trying to find Hugh Jackman and kill him. Every time I found him, I had either forgotten to load my gun or it jammed, and he was able to escape by snapping his fingers to summon a tornado which whisked him away. The tornado made the Tardis noise.
I dreamed I was back at my old high school and there were monkeys hanging in the trees en route to one of the hostels. The dirty buggers started flinging their poo at me, so I threw my poo at them and then one of them knocked me out cold.