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 on: April 23, 2017, 03:41:28 PM 
Started by BTM - Last post by ER
This morning I was hurrying back with my first-born from Sunday Morning Event One, to Sunday Morning Event Two, when we had to stop for gas.

After I pulled up I saw the pump had a sign on it, "PLEASE PAY CASHIER" so I walked up and got there simultaneously with this old man, and he paused and I paused, and he was about to indicate for me to pay first, but I saw he had on a hat that listed him as a Korean War vet (yeah, old) and so I said no, please go first. And he stepped ahead of me.

Wellll, these things always seem to happen when you're in a rush like we were, but the cashier kept trying the man's credit would not work.

So the man tried another card.....would not work.

The man in the Korean War hat proceeded to tell the cashier he had plenty of money so he was mystified as to why his cards weren't working, and the cashier said he didn't doubt it, they'd been having trouble all day and the self-pay scans on the pumps were all down.

This was every bit of five minutes spent standing there waiting. So the man said he had cash, and the cashier said okay then since it's pre-pay with cash you get five cents off a gallon, and the man said, okay, oh, well, I don't need to use all my fuel points then, can you cancel the order and we'll just use the cash discount?

The cashier said okay, blahblahblah, another minute trickled by, my kid was in the car, no biggie she's eight and it was just ten feet away but still I was realllly wishing I hadn't let him go ahead of me, we could've been halfway to Sunday Morning Event Number Two.

So finally the man took money out of his wallet and paid and got two fives back, and turned around to walk back and as he passed me he dropped one of the fives and didn't notice, so I picked it up and walked over and said sir, you dropped this, and he looked surprised and said that's honest of you, why don't you hang onto that since I know I made you wait a long time?

I said oh, no, it's all right, but he insisted.

He didn't have to do that, and it was generous, don't you think?

 on: April 23, 2017, 03:14:44 PM 
Started by ER - Last post by Chainsaw midget
And free beer tomorrow too!

(Please tell me y'all get that?)

Jam tomorrow Jam yesterday, but never ever jam today.

 on: April 23, 2017, 02:44:24 PM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by FatFreddysCat
"Danny Says" (2016)
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A profile of music-industry legend Danny Fields, the promoter/manager who championed off-the-wall acts like the MC5, the Doors, the Velvet Underground, and the Ramones. Lots of cool clips and interesting stories.

"Doctor Strange" (2016)
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A brilliant but arrogant surgeon, seeking a cure for his seriously-injured hands, discovers his latent talent for magic and sorcery and is recruited into a secret order that defends the world from other-dimensional baddies.
Marvel Comics' Sorcerer Supreme makes his cinematic debut in an action packed flick with way-cool reality-bending special effects ala "Inception."

 on: April 23, 2017, 02:05:59 PM 
Started by Poogie - Last post by sprite75
and Jar Jar

 on: April 23, 2017, 02:05:09 PM 
Started by ER - Last post by sprite75

 on: April 23, 2017, 01:52:48 PM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by claws
High Desert Kill (1989)

Three friends on a hunting trip in the desert meet up with another hunter and soon enough strange things start to happen. All animals appear to be gone and the men are starting to behave unexplainably weird. The situation gets out of hand when they meet a small group of young women camping.

A huge favorite among Horror Aficionados. This made for TV sci-fi horror mixes genuine chills with scenes of unintentional hilarity paired with strong acting and dialogue that seems improvised. If anything High Desert Kill is pretty original and works to some extent. However, I'm not that enthusiastic, I thought it was ok. 3/5

 on: April 23, 2017, 01:22:08 PM 
Started by VenomX73 - Last post by VenomX73
THATS IT! Thumbup

Teenage Zombies (1959)

thank you! good karma

 on: April 23, 2017, 12:01:30 PM 
Started by Flangepart - Last post by Rev. Powell
"You must show that a man is wrong before you start explaining why he is wrong. The modern method is to assume without discussion that he is wrong and then distract his attention from this (the only real issue) by busily explaining how he became so silly. In the course of the last fifteen years I have found this vice so common that I have had to invent a name for it. I call it 'Bulverism'. Some day I am going to write the biography of its imaginary inventor, Ezekiel Bulver, whose destiny was determined at the age of five when he heard his mother say to his father — who had been maintaining that two sides of a triangle were together greater than a third — 'Oh you say that because you are a man.' 'At that moment', E. Bulver assures us, 'there flashed across my opening mind the great truth that refutation is no necessary part of argument. Assume that your opponent is wrong, and explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. Attempt to prove that he is wrong or (worse still) try to find out whether he is wrong or right, and the national dynamism of our age will thrust you to the wall.'" --C.S. Lewis

 on: April 23, 2017, 11:52:25 AM 
Started by claws - Last post by claws
Sane woman Chris is held in an insane asylum where they make her believe that she is insane. Turns out her husband is keeping Chris in the insane asylum so he can finance illegal brain surgeries done by an insane doctor of the asylum, with her money. Nonetheless Chris is released and moves back home with her teenage daughter Vicky and befriends a local psychic who has disturbing secrets of her own. Soon enough Chris is plagued by visions of her missing friend Inez who appears to be a ghost and is trying to warn Chris about bad things about to unfold. If that wasn't enough, a psycho-stalker is following Chris, and her former Doctor is still trying to drive her crazy.

German born actress Renee Harmon filled her own script with tons of ridiculous subplots going nowhere. The result is a pretty bad shot-on-video thriller-horror-drama with a touch of the supernatural. This is basically a one-woman-show with Renee (she is also the producer of this film) sporting a thick German accent, with most of the money  obviously spend on costumes, make up and (big big BIG) hair. I should also note that even though this is a low budget affair shot on video, the visuals aren't off putting like most shot on video movies from the 1980s. This one actually looks shiny and "clean" with appealing locations and set designs.

As for the subplots you'll get teenage daughter Vicky and her teenage friends having fun at the pool, checking out a local band performing two songs, and visiting a creepy  house they aren't suppose to go to in a slasher-like moment. Chris has an ouija moment with the psychic and Inez looks like Stevie Nicks in her "Stand Back" music video. Movie is available on youtube and worth checking out.

 on: April 23, 2017, 11:30:32 AM 
Started by A.J. Bauer - Last post by AlbertMond
The real kicker is that the 'author' was just him in drag.

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