A man went to see his buddy, who had broken a leg at work. His friend was propped up in front of the couch, watching football and in some pain. His co-worker asked if there was anything he could do for him. The injured worker said: "Be a pal and get my slippers out of my bedroom. My feet are getting cold!" As the guy went upstairs, he heard giggles coming from a different bedroom. He went in and saw his buddy's two daughters, home on holiday from college, sitting on the bed in their underwear and chatting. He decided to have a bit of fun with them. "Hello, girls," he said. "Your dad sent me upstairs to have sex with you two!" They laughed out loud, and the oldest said: "He did no such thing!"
"Sure he did," replied the man, "and I can prove it!" He leaned out the door and called downstairs: "Larry, did you mean both of them?"
"OF COURSE I meant both of them, you idiot!" his friend replied.
Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.
Lesson Learned:
Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.
