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 on: March 25, 2015, 01:45:00 PM 
Started by indianasmith - Last post by lester1/2jr
1 members reviewed Digging Up the Marrow

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Horrible movie. I wish I could get back the 88 minutes I wasted on this ridiculous movie.

10 out of 18 members found this review helpful

 on: March 25, 2015, 12:05:21 PM 
Started by Derf - Last post by ChaosTheory
I've often thought what John Travolta thought about The Devil's Rain and CarrieSmile
He must not've hated CARRIE too much, he worked with De Palma again in BLOW OUT (which was awesome).

I've always wondered how Sam Rockwell feels about having CLOWNHOUSE on his resume.

 on: March 25, 2015, 12:00:22 PM 
Started by RCMerchant - Last post by ChaosTheory
I miss seeing what BTM, FlickJames, AndyC, and Doggett have to say.
Also Nukie2 & Mr. Vindictive but I still see them on Facebook a lot.

 on: March 25, 2015, 11:56:03 AM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by ChaosTheory
I've used "This will fool them unless they look at it." (DIABOLIK) on occasion.

I use stuff from THE STARFIGHTERS quite a lot -
"Not. An. Actor."
"Yep, dig me, pretty much."
"Is your face odd and misshapen? Join the Air Force!"
"I really think there's more nothing in this movie than in any other movie [I've] seen."
"But WE didn't have the POOPYSUIT!!"

Also "DEEP HURTING" "Time for go to bed" and the Canada song.

 on: March 25, 2015, 11:49:37 AM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by sprite75
A Seattle guy learned the hard way that having a cardboard cutout of The Most Interesting Man in the World isn't going to work when trying to cheat the HOV lanes;

A motorcycle trooper parked along the left shoulder of I-5 South in Fife Monday afternoon spotted a driver and rather unusual "passenger" pass by him in the HOV lane at 70th Avenue East. The trooper pulled the driver over and discovered the "passenger" was none other than a cardboard cutout of the actor who portrays "The Most Interesting Man in the World" in beer advertisements.

Trooper Guy Gill said the driver knew immediately that he was busted, but did say of the cutout: "He's my best friend."

The Most Interesting Man was not confiscated, but the driver was told not to use him again.

And he got a $124 fine.

 on: March 25, 2015, 11:18:16 AM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by sprite75
She definitely went above and beyond the call of duty here;

Yes, I have seen Randy Quaid’s penis. I have watched Randy Quaid perform cunnilingus on his wife. I have watched Randy Quaid receive a blow job. I have watched Randy Quaid choke his wife with a belt while she brings herself to orgasm. And I have lived to tell the tale.

The first video, titled “Actor Randy Quaid and Evi Quaid on the Art of SEX in a Hollywood Marriage Part 1,” opens with his wife lying on a bed wearing pigtail braids and the same black bikini from the previous video. Allow me to set the scene: The bed is covered with a black-and-red lumberjack blanket. Above it, a photo of Murdoch’s face is pasted on the wall and tilted at an angle as though looking down at the action to come. There’s also the subtle decorative choice of yellow tape reading, “Danger.”  Quaid is clad in the Hawaiian shirt he wore in “Independence Day” and a camo trucker hat. His beard is about twice as large as in the last video, rendering him more Santa Claus than “Duck Dynasty.”

From the camera mounted on his desk, we see him wordlessly grab a GoPro and proceed to his wife on the bed. He pulls off her bikini bottoms and goes down on her. At least, it appears so. The bill of his hat blocks much of the action until Evi takes it off and puts it on her own head. Randy’s face just sits there, wedged between her legs with hardly any movement. Is he alive? Is he breathing? Are there lingual acrobatics going on under his massive beard? It is entirely unclear, just as it is unclear if his wife is deriving any pleasure from it, as she makes nary a sound.

Speaking of sound, the whole time that this is happening, their dog, who is right there in the room with them, is barking in the background. Incessantly. Gratingly. I cannot emphasize enough how completely awful it is to listen to and yet they seem completely impervious to it. That is truly the most unbelievable thing about this video — not the weird sex or paranoid rantings, but the fact that they do not tell that dog to shut up.

Yeah, if you're really wanting to see the videos the original article has the links.  I have no desire to see the Quaids doing it and I especially don't want to see Randy's junk.

 on: March 25, 2015, 10:45:39 AM 
Started by Doggett - Last post by Rev. Powell

 on: March 25, 2015, 10:23:16 AM 
Started by Scott - Last post by Dark Alex
Me and my wife were both discussing subscribing to WWE about this time last year, then we watched Wrestlemania and decided not to bother. I am planning on giving it another shot this year and really hoping its better and having high hopes with the Sting match.

 on: March 25, 2015, 10:01:35 AM 
Started by Trevor - Last post by Dark Alex
Rocky 3.

Micky "I am just having one of those persky Hollywood heart attacks!"

 on: March 25, 2015, 09:27:27 AM 
Started by sprite75 - Last post by sprite75
How not to resolve a disagreement with ones neighbor regarding dog poo.

Amy Goldberg, 57, was accused of smearing dog poop on the neighbor's face and arms Wednesday afternoon. She was charged with with battery on a person 65 years or older, the Associated Press reports.

The incident started when the 67-year-old neighbor let her pooch answer nature's call on Goldberg's lawn.

Goldberg then came outside to confront the neighbor, who said she was going to clean it up, according to the Sun Sentinel. When Goldberg kept yelling, the neighbor told her to pick up the poop herself -- and that's when things got messy.

Goldberg allegedly scooped up the feces into a plastic bag and ran towards the neighbor. Then she allegedly smeared the dog poop on the neighbor's hands, shirt and face, according to the Palm Beach Post.

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