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 on: October 21, 2016, 11:29:24 AM 
Started by Andrew - Last post by Ticonderoga 64
Hazel Court

 on: October 21, 2016, 08:44:21 AM 
Started by trekgeezer - Last post by Rev. Powell
VIRIDIANA (1961): Just before she takes final orders, a pretty young novitiate is called to the estate of her perverted hermit uncle; she decides to leave the nunnery behind help the local paupers, with disastrous results. A mocking parable about the futility of Christian ethics and charity, though the critique is more sympathetic and nuanced than it first appears. 4.5/5.

 on: October 21, 2016, 08:00:15 AM 
Started by A.J. Bauer - Last post by ER
I just watched the first new episode of Black Mirror, the one about social media standing becoming a sort of new credit rating, and it was a little too realistic, and disturbing in a way that most bleak dystopian visions aren't. Black Mirror is a smart show.

 on: October 21, 2016, 07:57:31 AM 
Started by Ash - Last post by ER
I never had a sixteenth birthday party.

 on: October 21, 2016, 07:54:23 AM 
Started by BTM - Last post by ER
But speaking of bumping into people, a question I would like to ask a lesbian is this: at what point does erotic contact between two women count as "sex"? How do they know?

I'm not doubting such a thing exists, just...what defines it? Where does making out cease and their little ticker goes up a notch in the sex department? Surely it's not mere penetration of some sort, or that would redefine what is or isn't sex for a lot of people. And it's got to be more than activity that leaves one of them getting tingly, because lots of things get women tingly.

So....when does a lesbian consider the bedpost notched? Know what I'm saying?

I'm not making any point, I just got to thinking about it and am genuinely curious, what counts as "lesbian sex" as opposed to "lesbian foreplay"? Or "Lesbian smooching?" Or "Leza-be-more-than-friends"?

Too blue a topic for a rainy Friday morning? (Or considering this place is mostly men, is lesbianism always found in fond favor, whatever the hour or weather?)

Maybe I'll just risk a harassment suit and poll the interns, since they're Millennials and surely at least one of them has visited a bakery.


 on: October 21, 2016, 07:46:13 AM 
Started by indianasmith - Last post by Trevor
Which brings up the question: with a farting contest between a hippo and Trevor, who'd win? I just don't be downwind when it starts.

 TeddyR TeddyR

THIS is what happens when the hippo loses  Buggedout Wink

 on: October 21, 2016, 07:44:54 AM 
Started by BTM - Last post by ER
Nah, we'd only play the game when it was late and the building was mostly empty.

 on: October 21, 2016, 06:44:54 AM 
Started by Doggett - Last post by indianasmith
Things I would ask Dennis Rodman's advice for:

1.  Basketball.
2.  . . .

 on: October 21, 2016, 06:42:24 AM 
Started by indianasmith - Last post by indianasmith
Cool.  I like snakes.

 on: October 21, 2016, 04:34:33 AM 
Started by Ash - Last post by Trevor
I've gotten a handjob but I think that's it.

 TeddyR TeddyR

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