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« on: July 13, 2007, 06:58:39 PM »

From this week's new review, The Resurrected.


"Do you know what they told me when I said that decorating the walls with foam mattresses from Ikea was less expensive than buying paint, brushes, and rollers?  They told me that I was mad!"
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 08:47:32 PM »

Hmmmm . . .  should I bite a plug out of him or not?
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 09:57:12 PM »

I told you to keep your hands off me, I warned you to keep your hands off me and you just wouldn't listen would you? You thought I was joking about the straight jacket ... well who's laughing now.
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 10:06:48 PM »

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When the president said, "Remain vigilant... danger is imminent," I don't think this is quite what he meant.
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 11:13:42 PM »

Jacket Guy: "You son of a b***h..."
Other Guy: "Look John, I thought you wanted me to swallow the key as part of the act. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to swallow it for real! Anyway, what's happened has happened and we've just gotta wait for the Ex-Lax to kick in..."
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 01:16:45 AM »

You'll keep your hands off the damn remote now, won't you?

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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 01:15:59 AM »

Coming out has never been more awkward.
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2007, 06:43:58 AM »

Jacket Guy:  OK you made your point, I'll be a better person.  Now PLEASE give me a courtesy flush and if you're done on the toilet get me out of this thing. 
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 07:43:47 AM »

You could have at least CALLED to tell me you would be home late!  My casserole is completely dried out!
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 08:19:35 AM »

  Guy in Straight Jacket:" I still love you....it's just that deer at the petting zoo kept flirting with me...and she looked so cute...."
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 01:45:08 AM »

Guy in jacket: Dude, I'm sorry for that episode back there.  I don't know what came over me.  I mean, I didn't even recognize myself, man.  I mean for what it's worth, I truly, truly deserve this.  And I want to tell, from the bottom of my heart, I LOVE YOU, MAN.

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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM »

Guy in jacket "Uh could you please scratch the end of my nose?"
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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2008, 09:58:24 AM »

John - But I have to use my hands! You like it better when I use my hands...don't you? Bruce???
Bruce - I'm so high...I have no idea whats goin' on...
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