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Started by Andrew, July 13, 2007, 06:58:39 PM

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July 13, 2007, 06:58:39 PM Last Edit: July 13, 2007, 08:31:17 PM by Andrew
From this week's new review, The Resurrected.


"Do you know what they told me when I said that decorating the walls with foam mattresses from Ikea was less expensive than buying paint, brushes, and rollers?  They told me that I was mad!"
Andrew Borntreger
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indianasmith

#2
July 13, 2007, 08:47:32 PM
Hmmmm . . .  should I bite a plug out of him or not?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

CheezeFlixz

#3
July 13, 2007, 09:57:12 PM
I told you to keep your hands off me, I warned you to keep your hands off me and you just wouldn't listen would you? You thought I was joking about the straight jacket ... well who's laughing now.

DodgingGrunge

#4
July 13, 2007, 10:06:48 PM
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When the president said, "Remain vigilant... danger is imminent," I don't think this is quite what he meant.
++josh;

AnubisVonMojo

#5
July 13, 2007, 11:13:42 PM
Jacket Guy: "You son of a b***h..."
Other Guy: "Look John, I thought you wanted me to swallow the key as part of the act. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to swallow it for real! Anyway, what's happened has happened and we've just gotta wait for the Ex-Lax to kick in..."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Yaddo 42

#6
July 14, 2007, 01:16:45 AM
You'll keep your hands off the damn remote now, won't you?

The Martin Amis Lookalike Society has a meeting of all their members.

My shoelace is untied.....again.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Joe the Destroyer

#7
July 15, 2007, 01:15:59 AM
Coming out has never been more awkward.

Mr. DS

#8
July 15, 2007, 06:43:58 AM
Jacket Guy:  OK you made your point, I'll be a better person.  Now PLEASE give me a courtesy flush and if you're done on the toilet get me out of this thing. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

The Burgomaster

#9
July 15, 2007, 07:43:47 AM
You could have at least CALLED to tell me you would be home late!  My casserole is completely dried out!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

RCMerchant

#10
July 15, 2007, 08:19:35 AM
  Guy in Straight Jacket:" I still love you....it's just that deer at the petting zoo kept flirting with me...and she looked so cute...."
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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BlackAngel75

#11
July 16, 2007, 01:45:08 AM
Guy in jacket: Dude, I'm sorry for that episode back there.  I don't know what came over me.  I mean, I didn't even recognize myself, man.  I mean for what it's worth, I truly, truly deserve this.  And I want to tell, from the bottom of my heart, I LOVE YOU, MAN.

Guy in blue: Dude, you're not getting my BUD LIGHT.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Dennis

#12
July 22, 2007, 10:52:23 PM
Guy in jacket "Uh could you please scratch the end of my nose?"

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

jdlarch

#13
July 04, 2008, 09:58:24 AM
John - But I have to use my hands! You like it better when I use my hands...don't you? Bruce???
Bruce - I'm so high...I have no idea whats goin' on...
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

SynapticBoomstick

#14
July 06, 2008, 06:22:10 AM
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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