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I know where my towel is.

« on: July 21, 2007, 01:22:39 AM »

It's a B-Movie Beach Party!  Numerous websites join together for fun under the sun.  My choice is a timeless tale of radiation, mutation, and women loved so hard that they fall apart.

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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2013, 05:47:28 AM »

I can't believe that there's been no comments on this very funny review.

•   Human sacrifice is one of those things that was not better in the good old days.
•   A woman's libido is directly proportionate to her hair volume.
•   Winning the lottery is not always a cause for celebration.
•   When trees are hungry, they make sounds like an empty stomach.
•   Never use your bare hands to grab the rare Pacific Fanged Moth.
•   Want variety? Give an engineer ten plain, collared shirts and a few rolls of electrical tape in various colors.
•   Sarongs are "one size fits all."
•   Banana trees are O positive.
•   People who live in thatched huts should not throw torches.

7 mins - Guys, you dropped something back there...
•   12 mins - Could it be that your hair is causing an eclipse?
•   19 mins - A colony of midget servants! I am so moving to the Philippines!
•   21 mins - Keeping that in tune must be a daily task.
•   33 mins - That is a very large, very fake, moth.
•   40 mins - Do you think it is easy being married to a dumb whore?
•   53 mins - I think that having a flare gun shot at me would probably ruin the mood.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle TeddyR

I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.
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