I can't believe that there's been no comments on this very funny review.
Human sacrifice is one of those things that was not better in the good old days.
A woman's libido is directly proportionate to her hair volume.
Winning the lottery is not always a cause for celebration.
When trees are hungry, they make sounds like an empty stomach.
Never use your bare hands to grab the rare Pacific Fanged Moth.
Want variety? Give an engineer ten plain, collared shirts and a few rolls of electrical tape in various colors.
Sarongs are "one size fits all."
Banana trees are O positive.
People who live in thatched huts should not throw torches.
7 mins - Guys, you dropped something back there...
12 mins - Could it be that your hair is causing an eclipse?
19 mins - A colony of midget servants! I am so moving to the Philippines!
21 mins - Keeping that in tune must be a daily task.
31 mins - RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
33 mins - That is a very large, very fake, moth.
40 mins - Do you think it is easy being married to a dumb whore?
53 mins - I think that having a flare gun shot at me would probably ruin the mood.
87 mins - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE CONJUGAL BAMBOO STAKE!