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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: August 04, 2007, 07:13:18 AM »

Brainy Smurf's intervention didn't go as well as planned. 

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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 08:34:57 AM »

Because he had eaten all of the special "Smurf brownies" (in which the Smurfs' entire season's harvest of "Smurf Leaf" had been used), it would be a very dark few months following his mysterious disappearance...

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2007, 03:05:29 PM »

Archaeological evidence suggests primitive ancestors to the Smurfs were tetrapodal, ground dwelling scavengers.  It is believed that some three million years ago, "The Smurfy Link", a direct ancestor to present day Smurfs, stood on two legs, not four.

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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2007, 03:21:28 PM »

Woah man, this grass is like so soft, it feels like I am in the ocean. 
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 09:20:58 PM »

while the smurfs do girly pushups, Brainy can`t even do 1
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 09:20:24 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2007, 10:18:16 PM »

No prizes for correctly guessing Brainy was a "bottom".

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 04:45:46 PM »

Brainy Smurfs method of "Digging for truffels" disgusted the other no end.

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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 11:45:40 PM »

Papa Smurf, can I smoke all this grass?

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 04:52:16 PM »

Why the long face? Why can't we just set aside our differences and enjoy this grass?

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« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 02:06:49 PM »

A scene from a Smurfitch match in the upcoming movie Brainy Potter and the Prisoner of Gargistan
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 05:34:53 PM »

Brainy: Okay, okay. I thought my glasses were blurry so I got dizzy and fell down, but I just found out everything is blurry; this is a low-resolution image we're in. Therefore I am not dizzy and can go ahead and stand up!

*rustle*...*rustle rustle*...

Brainy: Nope, I can't stand up. This is a low-resolution still image! (Then how am I talking?) *sigh*

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2008, 06:41:37 PM »

The other Smurfs got really disappointed when they found out that Brainy had taken valium instead of Viagra. A whole day of planning an orgy, wasted.

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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 01:05:17 AM »

Oh great, Brainey got loaded drinking all that Smurf Juice!

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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 08:43:50 AM »

Brainy suffers brain damage from being bounced out of town one too many times. However, he still hasn't won any sympathy.

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