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« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2008, 09:08:45 AM »

Before Shatner made fibre his friend

"Nooooo! The Devil's Rain is still years in the future! No time to melt yet!"

"Uraaaaggghhhh! This is one way of getting rid of the Klingons in the orbit of Uranus!"


As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2009, 06:26:32 AM »

Ouch!!!  And they say gerbiling is pleasurable???  My GOD it's got sharp claws!!!

Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
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Just give me hairspray and I can rule the world!

« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2009, 06:51:31 AM »

BONES! Get me BONES! .... it's been longer than 4 hours!!!
For the love of Kahn get BONES!

To clarify my quote ... "If effects (your woody) persist for longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately."

or...  "If effects (your woody) persist for longer than 4 hours, seek out every woman you know immediately."  (No, don't even call me!)


"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"
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