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AndyC

October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM

Before Shatner made fibre his friend
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

ghouck

#1
October 05, 2007, 09:11:05 PM
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, , that's not that funny, , is it?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

CheezeFlixz

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October 05, 2007, 09:55:52 PM Last Edit: October 06, 2007, 09:01:14 AM by CheezeFlixz
BONES! Get me BONES! .... it's been longer than 4 hours!!!
For the love of Kahn get BONES!




To clarify my quote ... "If effects (your woody) persist for longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately."




AndyC

#3
October 05, 2007, 10:31:35 PM
"It's a big chunk of fuuuudge!"

(Tell me that commercial ran nationally)
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

IzzyDedjet

#4
October 05, 2007, 11:42:57 PM
Shatner practicing between takes for a role as The Joker. 

or

GHOUK!!!!  THAT WASN'T THAT FUNNY AT ALL!!!! :teddyr: :tongueout:

KyroBesran

#5
October 06, 2007, 08:54:00 AM
HOOKERS! I NEED SOME GREEN-SKINNED THREE NAVELED HOOKERS NOW D@MM!T!

Mr. DS

#6
October 06, 2007, 10:53:55 AM
Courtesy......flush.....Mr......Spock......needed.....ug, uh....now...
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

#7
October 06, 2007, 05:22:25 PM
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Spock - that was hilarious!! What happened after the Romulan and the Klingon got transported the Andorian warlord's harem by mistake?"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Yaddo 42

#8
October 07, 2007, 06:04:34 AM
Kirk: Of course it hurts, have you seen how big, pock marked, and scaly it is? I have a picture with it out posted over in that other thread!
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

Susan

#9
October 07, 2007, 08:13:27 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


Side effects may include: Coughing, profuse sweating, stroke, constipation, diarrhea, blindness, organ failure, brittle nails, lockjaw, baldness, hiccups and death. Consult your doctor to see if Xanthrax is right for you

Joe the Destroyer

#10
October 07, 2007, 11:19:46 AM
Even after all the advancements in Star Trek, colonoscopies still haven't become comfortable.

Jack

#11
October 07, 2007, 11:29:29 AM
Doing ad's for Priceline.com?!?!?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

asimpson2006

#12
October 09, 2007, 05:55:34 AM
Constipation is still a problem in the future.

HappyGilmore

#13
October 09, 2007, 10:54:21 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


Forget the Wrath of Kahn, Spock.  I'm more concerned about Montezuma's Revenge.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

flackbait

#14
October 09, 2007, 11:06:45 AM
Kirks klingon expression was less than stellar.
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