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"I'm Captain Kirk!"

Started by AndyC, October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM

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Khaz

#15
October 09, 2007, 11:27:37 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


Xenobioligy for dummies - 30 credits

Dictonary for looking up big words like asexual and ovipositor - 15 credits

The look on someones face when they realise that just because they have boobs, dosen't always mean they are female - priceless
I see you are playing stupid... Looks like you're winning

Neville

#16
October 11, 2007, 12:44:46 PM
Not... another... kidney stone!!!!!
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

BlackAngel75

#17
October 12, 2007, 11:09:10 PM
How many time do I have to drill it through your trekkie brain, I don't say "beam me up, Scotty" on Boston Legal!!!
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Flangepart

#18
October 13, 2007, 09:37:55 AM
Kirk : Note to self. Phasers should NOT be used for hemmaroid removal!
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Justy

#19
November 27, 2007, 05:46:40 AM
Captain Kirk finds out the Hard way that sometimes with aliens it is the female which impregnates the male.
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"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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sideorderofninjas

#20
November 27, 2007, 03:06:25 PM
Rescue 911, get me TJ Hooker, now...
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

Dennis

#21
January 01, 2008, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

CheezeFlixz

#22
January 01, 2008, 12:13:05 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on January 01, 2008, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does that merit a "major award" perhaps from Italy?

SynapticBoomstick

#23
January 01, 2008, 08:35:08 PM
AH AHM CAPTUN KURK OV DA YOU-ES-ES ENTAPRISE!

THIS! IS! STARFLEET!
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

Dennis

#24
January 01, 2008, 11:02:00 PM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on January 01, 2008, 12:13:05 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on January 01, 2008, 11:44:52 AM
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 06:55:45 PM


BUMPASESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does that merit a "major award" perhaps from Italy?

As long s it's in a large crate marked "FRAGILE" (pronounced frahgeelay, Italian for "major award")

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

Cotexman

#25
January 11, 2008, 09:51:08 PM
CANCELLED!!  CANCELLED!!! I'LL SHOW YOU CANCELLED!!!!!

sprite75

#26
June 21, 2008, 02:53:19 AM


Bones was right!  Klingon blood chili is bad!  I feel like I'm crapping out Klingon swords!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Inferno

#27
June 21, 2008, 01:10:08 PM
THIS. IS. ENTERPRISE!
*kicks Bones into the reactor core*

AndyC

#28
June 21, 2008, 01:14:32 PM
The Spirit of Chanukkah Future shows Shatner a vision of himself pitching bran cereal at age 75.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

jdlarch

#29
June 22, 2008, 02:22:21 PM
Mustn't....eat......Rigelian......jalapenos.......agaaaaiiinnnn!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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