Elvira tasty morsel of the dark.

[CheezeFlixz]

Suddenly Elvira encountered a horror to great for even her.
or
Unknowingly Barney surprised Elvira with a game of hide the tail.

[Mr. DS]

Barney:  Hi Elvira!  Lets sing a song, I grope you, you grope me.

[TheDope]

ELVIRA - This is NOT the sexual tyranosaurus I wanted, you guys!

[sideorderofninjas]

I can't believe he's hung like a tickle me Elmo....

[Justy]

Hey kids today I'm going to show you how to grow a third hand.

[Flangepart]

Berny's 'Birds and the Bees' Eph. was never shown. Except at Sci-Fi Con midea rooms.

[BlackAngel75]

This is a picture of the lovely Elvira and me.  I 'll tell ya kids, that Elvira, just standing next to her gave me purple balls.

[CheezeFlixz]

I love you, you love me.
I want to play, with your titties.
With a nick-nack patty wack.
Give Barney a bone.
I'm gonna take you home.

[Yaddo 42]

Elvira: Get THAT THING off my foot!!!

or

Elvira was shocked to find out that some parts of the Barney costume were not just padding.

0r

Elvira drank so much of the free Coors Light given to her every year as part of those Halloween promotions that much to her regret she was soon sleeping with any underpaid struggling actor in a funny costume at civic centers and convention halls across the US.

[SynapticBoomstick]

Wrong