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« on: January 26, 2008, 09:35:27 AM »


Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 10:00:41 AM »

Holy crap! That severed head is only $5 AND it has part of a golf club through it! Now that's a deal!
Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...

« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 10:26:03 AM »

Damn, I thought I asked for pie...

Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 11:30:14 AM »

No, I don't want a head on my drink!

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 12:48:21 PM »

                               So, are ya headin' out ?

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We're all just victims of circumstance

« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 03:28:48 PM »

"Hmmm, now that's something you don't see everyday."

And you thought Trek isn't cool.
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 05:10:22 PM »

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 06:16:26 PM »

"You're having tea in a Macy's and you want to know what I'm doing here?

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2008, 07:26:00 PM »

I guess they have a pretty strict mandatory tipping policy in this place.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 08:38:06 PM »

"So, good-lookin', you come here often?"


"Looks like SOME angry golfer wanted to beat his club against something besides a tree..."


"My goodness, that green, slightly-moldy severed head seems to be running up QUITE the bar tab. (speaking to him) You know, mate, you CAN'T drink your problems away forever. One of these days, you're going to have to face up to whatever is causing you such emotional distress..."

"Hmm, let's see: I had my whole lower portion hacked off, the jerk jammed a pitching wedge through my fragmented skull, and - worst of all - MY #$%^&*@ NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT!!! so I THINK I have some right to try to get SOME happiness out of life!"
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 10:33:05 PM »

Say pal, you mind not lookin' at me while I try to enjoy my coffee, oh, never mind.

And karma to Neville for picking a scene from this Spanish comedy that I loved.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2008, 11:45:13 PM »

It's nice to fine such a good listener...


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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 04:19:28 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2008, 03:36:03 AM »

Guy on the right:  So... your wife left you for good this time.

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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2008, 07:16:14 AM »

I hate these progressive artsy coffee bars. I never understand any this stuff.

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
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