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« on: July 24, 2008, 07:14:34 PM »

From a review I'm working on for The Occultist...

"Whoops, sorry!  I meant to stab your testicles..."
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...


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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 07:51:56 PM »

 In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,

....and don't forget the secret ingredient: Hair of Mullet
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 12:22:57 PM »

"Wait, the camera's not getting my good side."
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 12:40:29 PM »

Billy found out the hard way that the Haitian way for curing acne really sucked.
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 03:47:06 PM »

"Hey man, we told you not f**k with the Cosby's!"
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 08:45:58 PM »

A simple product test for the latest Old Spice deodorant goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 02:51:21 PM »

Don't yo' diss Mama's good ole jerk chicken!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 10:42:04 PM »

Boy; this guy's really bursting with flavor.  Get the water boiling....
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 05:29:57 PM »

How to make the Big Mac's secret sauce.
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 09:04:36 PM »

Oh sure, horror movies get all the blame, but when somebody goes and copies something they saw in Fried Green Tomatoes, nobody says a word.
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 09:53:48 PM »

Harvey's days since the accident haven't improved much.
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