A Gory Sacrifce

[Mr. DS]

From a review I'm working on for The Occultist...

"Whoops, sorry!  I meant to stab your testicles..."

[Sister Grace]

 In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,

....and don't forget the secret ingredient: Hair of Mullet

[AndyC]

"Wait, the camera's not getting my good side."

[Texdar]

Billy found out the hard way that the Haitian way for curing acne really sucked.

[Psycho Circus]

"Hey man, we told you not f**k with the Cosby's!"

[Saucerman]

A simple product test for the latest Old Spice deodorant goes horribly, horribly wrong.

[JJ80]

Don't yo' diss Mama's good ole jerk chicken!!!

[TheDope]

Boy; this guy's really bursting with flavor.  Get the water boiling....

[Inferno]

How to make the Big Mac's secret sauce.

[AndyC]

Oh sure, horror movies get all the blame, but when somebody goes and copies something they saw in Fried Green Tomatoes, nobody says a word.

[SynapticBoomstick]

Harvey's days since the accident haven't improved much.