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« Reply #270 on: May 23, 2011, 08:57:31 PM »

i'm just gonna post the whole thing, one of my favorite shorts:
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Crow: This man is wearing a pushup bra; now he is pleasing!  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

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« Reply #271 on: May 27, 2011, 10:31:08 AM »

SECRET AGENT SUPER DRAGON

Super Dragon (calling home base): "It's Super Dragon."
JOEL: "Super Dragon who?"

Villain (threateningly): "It would be a shame to have to put you in our tub."
TOM: "For you see, the Mr. Bubble may give you a urinary infection."

[Super Dragon reacts as the girl he was kissing dies in his arms]
JOEL: "I could still hug her, that's not weird, is it?"

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« Reply #272 on: May 27, 2011, 12:06:25 PM »

The Final Sacrifice

"Know him, he tastes great!!!!!!!!"  TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #273 on: June 02, 2011, 01:25:04 AM »

More from The Final Sacrifice:

[Rowsdower wakes up screaming] "I forgot the liquor stores close at seven!"* TeddyR

Crow: "I can see why Quebec wants to be separate from all this."  TeddyR

[Troy is hiding and one of the Ziox walks by] Mike: "Sir: you have a hole in your shoe.....oops.."  TeddyR

* I don't know who said this.
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« Reply #274 on: June 02, 2011, 07:49:14 AM »

More from The Final Sacrifice:

[Rowsdower wakes up screaming] "I forgot the liquor stores close at seven!"* TeddyR

Crow: "I can see why Quebec wants to be separate from all this."  TeddyR

[Troy is hiding and one of the Ziox walks by] Mike: "Sir: you have a hole in your shoe.....oops.."  TeddyR

* I don't know who said this.


Crow: If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit too.
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« Reply #275 on: June 03, 2011, 10:58:59 AM »

Yet even more from The Final Sacrifice.

All 3 of them at one point or another "Seven years later."
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« Reply #276 on: June 05, 2011, 05:54:35 PM »

EEGAH

[Roxy has nearly crashed into Eegah.  He approaches the car, dragging his club, to "exchange insurance information"]
FORGOT WHO: Oh, I'm driving a stick too!

Roxy [to her dad]: "How about I give you a shave?"
CROW: I know it's weird, but I'm into weird.

[Eegah reaches out to touch Roxy's hair]
JOEL: Oh, no! He's gone to the Torgo school of fondling!

And of course, "Watch out for snakes!" at every opportunity.

And my 8 year old niece watched a whole episode for the 2nd time in her life.  When they showed Eegah's family, she riffed, "So why are they all covered in brown mustard?"  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #277 on: June 06, 2011, 02:47:02 AM »

Yet even more from The Final Sacrifice.
All 3 of them at one point or another "Seven years later."

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

One of them says "Seven years after the credits?"  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #278 on: June 06, 2011, 07:38:24 AM »

When Pipper is telling the story of the Xiox, and Servo is saying "Uh huh... No they weren't... No they didn't... No it wasn't..."
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« Reply #279 on: June 06, 2011, 08:43:50 AM »

From Eegah!, I don't remember who said it, it was damn funny.

"When did this become The Third Man?"
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« Reply #280 on: June 08, 2011, 09:24:36 AM »

From Laserblast: the ending credits where they really lay into Leonard Maltin for giving it 2 stars.

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« Reply #281 on: June 08, 2011, 11:01:12 AM »

Earth vs. the Spider:

(Eerie music plays as hero and heroine explore the cave)
Servo: I know that theremin is around here somewhere.

Sheriff: Get that DDT in here quick.
Joel: PDQ, ASAP, you SOB.

(Spider attacks a deputy who resembles Josh Weinstein)
Joel: No! Dr. Erhardt, no! So that's what happened to him.
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« Reply #282 on: June 11, 2011, 12:55:00 PM »

I ACCUSE MY PARENTS

There really are a wealth of great lines in this one, and lots of them are running jokes: jokes about accusing your parents, about Jimmy winning the essay contest, the duck in the hallway that keeps quacking every time someone opens the door...

[Singing along to the haunting theme song]
TOM: They laughed when I accused my parents, and I killed them/Let's see if they'll be laughing now!

Kitty: I never had a mother myself, at least not one I can remember.
TOM: I was torn from the thigh of Zeus.

[Kitty's looking distraught after being forced to break up with Jimmy]
TOM: If I had parents, I'd accuse them now!

Judge: That sentence is hereby suspended, and you're remanded to the custody of your parents.
JOEL: Thank God I'm white!

Essay contest riffs:

Kitty: Jimmy's so sweet, the kind of guy every girl dreams of!
JOEL: He won an essay contest, you know!

CROW: He's taken to selling his essays on the street.

[Jimmy gets beaten up by mobsters]
TOM: This is a message from the other kids in the essay contest!

JOEL: Mom, dad, I won the 'get the crap kicked out of you' contest!
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« Reply #283 on: June 18, 2011, 12:27:25 PM »

More THE GIRL IN LOVERS LANE

JOEL: This is a great date, I always wanted to be nuzzled by a hobo.

[Big Stupid and wimpy kid have just been in a fight where Big did most of the work]
TOM (as wimpy kid): How about that guy I groined in the knee?

[Jack Elam is standing nervously in front of a lynch mob]
CROW: I'm trying to look at no one and I'm looking at everyone!
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« Reply #284 on: June 23, 2011, 09:48:08 AM »

The Deadly Mantis:

(Hero and girl kissing in the car; she suggests it's time to go)
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