Random Statements About Something NOBODY Cares About, the resurrection

[Alex]

If one is a brand, the how does the individual market themselves, especially in a town like this??????????

Like any brand. First, you must convince people that they want what you are offering. If they don't believe in the product you need to change so it offers more, or at least convince people that it does.

[indianasmith]

I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.

[Alex]

I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.

It isn't entirely inappropriate given Easter's origins as a fertility celebration...

[LilCerberus]

just gonna leave this here
https://youtu.be/wlslwdB9Z4g

[LilCerberus]

I wonder what would happen if Elon Musk bought MySpace......

[RCMerchant]

^ It would have less members then it does now!
He's a mad doctor looking creeper.

[pacman000]

I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.

Do I want to know the double meaning here? 

[RCMerchant]

I saw the worst Easter church sign in the history of Easter hurch signs yesterday in Tyler, TX.
It was even worse than the "Jesus Got'er Done!" sign I saw in Arkansas a few years ago!
This one said:

"Easter Comes Just Once A Year - How Often Do You?"

I mean, either they are talking VERY awkwardly about church attendance, or else this church has an unhealthy interest in its members' personal lives.

Do I want to know the double meaning here? 

Trade "come" with "cum"....ya know, that thing that happens when your pee pee gets hard in your sleep.

[indianasmith]

well, after six months of talking about it and setting up the appointment, I had my first colonoscopy screening this Monday.
The dreaded "prep" was not as bad as I'd feared, although the concoction they had me drink did its job in quick fashion.
As for the procedure itself, they knocked me out and I felt nothing and remembered nothing.
When I came to, the nurse asked if I was OK and I said: "I expected to wake up feeling like a convict who had dropped the soap in the shower, but I'm not sore at all!"
She LOL'd at that, and then the doctor came in and told me they had found and removed two polyps from my colon; one was small and insignificant; the other they are sending off to be checked - he said it didn't look cancerous but he wanted to play it safe.
And I have to do it all over again in 2 years.

[LilCerberus]

Who the heck is Mr Dorset?
And why do the annoying telemarketers hocking Easy Rest Adjustable Beds assume that's my name?

[RCMerchant]

^ Mr. Dorset is your doppelganger!  
Obviously your doppelganger with back problems!

[Trevor]

^ Mr. Dorset is your doppelganger!  
Obviously your doppelganger with back problems!

I remember sneaking in to see that when I was 11: scared me for a long time.

[LilCerberus]

For some reason, I can't seam to find out why the English Transitional Revolver is called "Transitional"....

[LilCerberus]

On this day every year, people who "Care More Than You" celebrate the birthday of The Unicorn Killer.....

[RCMerchant]

It's raining. Supposed to thunderstorm this afternoon.
I have the windows open and I can hear a woodpecker tapping a tree.