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Title: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 05, 2021, 12:31:54 PM
Something puzzling you?

Want to know the name of Adam's first wife?

Ever wondered what the Sistine Chapel's floor looks like?

Need a good recipe for government cheese?

Advice on where to hide that stash of porn?

I bet at least one person here in this scholarly group knows the answer, so ask your question!
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: indianasmith on March 05, 2021, 06:25:07 PM
Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on March 05, 2021, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: ER on March 05, 2021, 12:31:54 PM

Advice on where to hide that stash of porn?


   1. Find the file or folder you want to hide.
   2. Right-click it, and select "Properties."
   3. In the menu that appears, check the box that's labeled "Hidden." ...
   4. Click "OK" at the bottom of the window.
   5. Your file or folder is now hidden.

Do people still buy porn magazines in the digital age? My sister works at a rest stop and they sell adult magazines including DVDs. They are kind of porn-ish, but not really hard core. They are mostly bought by truck drivers. Apparently there is a rest stop market for that kind of stuff.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 05, 2021, 08:18:46 PM
I know the answer to everything. I always have.  :tongueout:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on March 05, 2021, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 05, 2021, 08:18:46 PM
I know the answer to everything. I always have.  :tongueout:

Why did Americans voted Trump to be President?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 05, 2021, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: claws on March 05, 2021, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 05, 2021, 08:18:46 PM
I know the answer to everything. I always have.  :tongueout:

Why did Americans voted Trump to be President?

Don't answer that or we'll quickly end up with another locked thread.  :bluesad:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?

Where do albinos go after High school? every high school has any albino why aren't there more albinos everywhere - Dick gregory
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 05, 2021, 11:52:35 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 05, 2021, 06:25:07 PM
Is it wetter underwater if you're there when it rains?
No. The volume of the body of water might increase in the rain but once underwater, maximum saturation occurs almost instantly.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 05, 2021, 11:54:47 PM
Quote from: claws on March 05, 2021, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: ER on March 05, 2021, 12:31:54 PM

Advice on where to hide that stash of porn?


   1. Find the file or folder you want to hide.
   2. Right-click it, and select "Properties."
   3. In the menu that appears, check the box that's labeled "Hidden." ...
   4. Click "OK" at the bottom of the window.
   5. Your file or folder is now hidden.

Do people still buy porn magazines in the digital age? My sister works at a rest stop and they sell adult magazines including DVDs. They are kind of porn-ish, but not really hard core. They are mostly bought by truck drivers. Apparently there is a rest stop market for that kind of stuff.

Yes. Apparently some older men still want to look at centerfolds with staples and creases on the paper. It makes them nostalgic for the ghost of wanks past.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 05, 2021, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 05, 2021, 08:18:46 PM
I know the answer to everything. I always have.  :tongueout:
42, yes.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 05, 2021, 11:56:31 PM
Quote from: claws on March 05, 2021, 08:32:14 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 05, 2021, 08:18:46 PM
I know the answer to everything. I always have.  :tongueout:

Why did Americans voted Trump to be President?

A wizard did it. (Alex?)
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 05, 2021, 11:58:45 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?

Where do albinos go after High school? every high school has any albino why aren't there more albinos everywhere - Dick gregory

Panama.

They work as costumed characters at Disney resort parks.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 06, 2021, 12:03:47 AM
Isn't it ironic that Julius Caesar just happened to have  been born by Caesarian section? (Sigh, yes, Indy, I know, but if I'd said he was born the normal way there would have been no irony.)

Question: there are lots of rock songs, but where did the roll songs go?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on March 06, 2021, 12:36:15 AM
Rick Astley absorbed them to create this

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/82/bc/8882bcf327896ab79fb97e85ae63a002.gif)

What's the best Wi-Fi name you've seen?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 03:10:21 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?

Where do albinos go after High school? every high school has any albino why aren't there more albinos everywhere - Dick gregory

First question. The worms ate him. Or whatever lived in that cave.

Second question- Either to collage or work, I reckon.
Unless they fell into a drunken spiral- or drugs. They may be still alive- or be in prison. Or dead. Like everybody else.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on March 06, 2021, 04:01:03 AM
Quote from: claws on March 06, 2021, 12:36:15 AM


What's the best Wi-Fi name you've seen?

FBI Hidden Surveillance Unit.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Trevor on March 06, 2021, 05:44:08 AM
Quote from: claws on March 06, 2021, 12:36:15 AM
Rick Astley absorbed them to create this

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/82/bc/8882bcf327896ab79fb97e85ae63a002.gif)

What's the best Wi-Fi name you've seen?

:teddyr: :teddyr:

My landlords think so well of me, they named the Wi-Fi after me: 2G [Trevor1] and 5G [Trevor2].

And no, I can't give you the password.  :wink:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 06, 2021, 09:28:27 AM
The best Wi-Fi name I've seen? Probably "Fvck bin Laden." What it lacked in creativity I thought it made up for in sheer beauty.


Something I have wondered about since i was first made aware of as a teenager, why have so few people had sex with a virgin? Mathematically the experience would seem much more common than it apparently is.

For that matter, what's this widespread fascination so many people have with having sex with a virgin? Immortality in that person's memory? What?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 11:44:49 AM
^ I had sex with a virgin. It sucks. They don't know what to do or how to do it.  :bluesad:
I didn't have intercourse with her, because I realized just by making out she had no clue. She was 27!

I think everybody has had sex with a virgin. I mean, we were all virgins once, right?  :question:

Immortality? What, are you an Inca warrior?  :wink:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: bob on March 06, 2021, 12:22:44 PM
people still get porn mags  :question:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 12:31:05 PM
Quote from: bob on March 06, 2021, 12:22:44 PM
people still get porn mags  :question:

I don't think so either. In the 80's I bought Hustler once in a while.
Porn is free on the internet.
It's not something I kept around the house. I busted my nut and tossed them. Like an empty bottle of whiskey.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.

I don't think his physical body went to heaven. His corpse floated out of that cave?
His spirit, perhaps, but not his bones. That's just physically impossible, Captain.
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Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 07:22:22 PM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.

So I can just abuse this body as much as I want, because at the end of time, I'll get a new one anyway?
Sorry man, but I want your drugs!
That's insane!  :buggedout:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 07:28:12 PM
^ At the f**king end  of time! That's a long f**king time. There is no end of time. That's nutjob speak right there.
"The end of time."
I don't think there will ever be an "end of time".
WTF is that supposed to mean?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: LilCerberus on March 06, 2021, 08:53:40 PM
What separates a Byrna from a tricked out, high power airsoft?

And who used to be that fella on here that ran an airsoft league?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 10:58:16 PM
Anyone know how to keep moguls from growing under stucco? I think stucco looks cool, but the potential for mound growth makes me leery.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 07, 2021, 12:03:59 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on March 06, 2021, 08:53:40 PM
What separates a Byrna from a tricked out, high power airsoft?

And who used to be that fella on here that ran an airsoft league?

No idea on your fdrst question. Ash is the answer to your second question.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 07, 2021, 04:25:43 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 10:58:16 PM
Anyone know how to keep moguls from growing under stucco? I think stucco looks cool, but the potential for mound growth makes me leery.

I never seen any sign of Genghis Khan ever living under or in any part of my house.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Trevor on March 07, 2021, 07:14:01 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 07, 2021, 04:25:43 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 10:58:16 PM
Anyone know how to keep moguls from growing under stucco? I think stucco looks cool, but the potential for mound growth makes me leery.

I never seen any sign of Genghis Khan ever living under or in any part of my house.

😂😂🤣😁
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on March 07, 2021, 08:16:27 AM
If an aircraft goes into a dive and achieves terminal velocity so that all forces are balanced and the pilot is effectively floating in 0g will a mercury switch still work?

When I was going through training I asked my instructors this question and no one has yet been able to answer it.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 07, 2021, 10:26:39 AM
^ I think I would be thinking-
"I'M GONNA DIE!"

(https://i.imgur.com/ngsG8xT.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on March 07, 2021, 10:50:51 AM
Why can ghosts move things around and do all sort of shennanigans but aren't able to verbally communicate in a comprehensive matter with the living?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on March 07, 2021, 11:58:37 AM
Quote from: claws on March 07, 2021, 10:50:51 AM
Why can ghosts move things around and do all sort of shennanigans but aren't able to verbally communicate in a comprehensive matter with the living?

Because people are terrible at listening?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on March 07, 2021, 12:23:41 PM
that might be it  :teddyr:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 07, 2021, 01:38:22 PM
Quote from: claws on March 07, 2021, 10:50:51 AM
Why can ghosts move things around and do all sort of shennanigans but aren't able to verbally communicate in a comprehensive matter with the living?

Maybe because there are no such things as ghosts? And poltergeist activity is usually linked to some kinda brain power that children have in puberty?
That means I have no f**king clue.
Unless they just haunt a joint for decades, maybe them talking to you would maybe humanize them, and all they really want to do is scare the sh!t out of you!  :buggedout:
I have had real scary moments with 'ghosts'. I don't try to ever talk to them.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 11, 2021, 11:42:13 PM
Why haven't we changed a geometrical circle from 360 degrees to 100 degrees? It'd make more sense. because a hundred is much easier to work with. You know why we have 360-degree circles anyway? Because the ancient Mesopotamians thought there were 360 days in a year. There's a hundred days in a year, you dead Babylonian a***oles, so that's another point in its favor. (I love misleading dead Iron Age people.)
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on March 12, 2021, 03:10:50 PM
Perhaps France didn't think anyone needed a new way of calculating angles.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 12, 2021, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: ER on March 11, 2021, 11:42:13 PM
Why haven't we changed a geometrical circle from 360 degrees to 100 degrees? It'd make more sense. because a hundred is much easier to work with. You know why we have 360-degree circles anyway? Because the ancient Mesopotamians thought there were 360 days in a year. There's a hundred days in a year, you dead Babylonian a***oles, so that's another point in its favor. (I love misleading dead Iron Age people.)

Perhaps because 360 is divisible by more numbers than 100: it can be split into halves, thirds, quarters, fifths and sixths without resorting to fractions.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 12, 2021, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: ER on March 11, 2021, 11:42:13 PM
Why haven't we changed a geometrical circle from 360 degrees to 100 degrees? It'd make more sense. because a hundred is much easier to work with. You know why we have 360-degree circles anyway? Because the ancient Mesopotamians thought there were 360 days in a year. There's a hundred days in a year, you dead Babylonian a***oles, so that's another point in its favor. (I love misleading dead Iron Age people.)

So we should to change it after thousands of years?
Do you know how long it will take this world of stupid people to assimilate to those changes?
Maybe if you include it in a Star Wars movie, geeks will catch on.
Otherwise- I don't think so.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on March 12, 2021, 08:48:05 PM
The metric system caught on. (Outside the U.S.) But there wasn't a single standard measurement system before; standards varied by region, & standards were changed from time-to-time.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 12, 2021, 10:57:25 PM
^ yeah, but it's still March 12, of 2021, unless your on the Starship, Enterprise, because then it turns into Star date some s**t or another.  Then you got Star Wars- where it was " long ago and far away"...!

See? I'm already confused!

(https://i.imgur.com/FVBtx5B.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on March 12, 2021, 11:41:57 PM
That reminds me, France tried decimal time in the late 1700's.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

Did not catch on.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: LilCerberus on March 13, 2021, 12:04:59 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 12, 2021, 11:41:57 PM
That reminds me, France tried decimal time in the late 1700's.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

Did not catch on.

Yikes!
I can't imagine children having to re-learn how to count to ten according to the metric system!
Hide & seek would be ruined!
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on March 13, 2021, 12:20:15 AM
 I hope we all die in a painless way. If it it involves pain, I guess I'll die in pain! Ain't much you can do if a serial killer decides he wan'ts to dissect you.
What this has to do with anything, I have no clue.
Sometimes I fell I'm insane and think I don't know more than a new born child.
Yeah- this has nothing to do with what we were talking about. But my brain wanders.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 13, 2021, 08:07:54 AM
A wandering brain can be a very good thing, RC, as long as it remembers to wander back on occasion.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 16, 2021, 03:39:05 PM
Does anyone know if an ancestor of mine struck the blow that laid a King of England low? 
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 16, 2021, 03:48:21 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on March 16, 2021, 03:39:05 PM
Does anyone know if an ancestor of mine struck the blow that laid a King of England low?  

Given that a person can have a million descendants in a thousand years, it's possible.

One of my ancestors tore a Royal Navy recruitment poster off a wall in Galway and got got sent to prison for sedition against the Crown. He ended up dying there during a disease outbreak shortly before he was supposed to be released.

The Irish had their reasons for disliking the English.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 16, 2021, 09:52:37 PM
Quote from: ER on March 16, 2021, 03:48:21 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on March 16, 2021, 03:39:05 PM
Does anyone know if an ancestor of mine struck the blow that laid a King of England low?  

Given that a person can have a million descendants in a thousand years, it's possible.

One of my ancestors tore a Royal Navy recruitment poster off a wall in Galway and got got sent to prison for sedition against the Crown. He ended up dying there during a disease outbreak shortly before he was supposed to be released.

The Irish had their reasons for disliking the English.

No, it's only 372 years since a king of England was laid low by one stroke.  I have evidence, particularly my father's name, that it was my ancestor who done the deed. 
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 17, 2021, 10:24:47 AM
How come people used to say the moon was made of "green" cheese? The moon is white, not green.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on March 17, 2021, 11:47:45 AM
Will I ever feel in the mood to sit down and watch 'Breaking Bad'?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 17, 2021, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: Alex on March 17, 2021, 11:47:45 AM
Will I ever feel in the mood to sit down and watch 'Breaking Bad'?

I don't know, but I never thought I'd be interested in it until my dad got me watching one day when we had some time to kill. I was hooked quickly and glad I gave it a chance.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 17, 2021, 12:13:45 PM
"No" answer?   :question: 

Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 17, 2021, 02:26:43 PM
Quote from: Alex on March 17, 2021, 11:47:45 AM
Will I ever feel in the mood to sit down and watch 'Breaking Bad'?

I can't answer for your moods but the show is definitely worth watching. Just be careful it doesn't make you add he word "B!tch" to every sentence you speak.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on March 20, 2021, 01:15:01 PM
I wonder why this site has never had an Ask Me Anything thread?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on March 31, 2021, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 07:04:56 PM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.

I don't think his physical body went to heaven. His corpse floated out of that cave?
His spirit, perhaps, but not his bones. That's just physically impossible, Captain.
(https://i.imgur.com/RimwJAl.gif) (https://lunapic.com)

His body would've walked out of the grave. He rose to heaven later.

He always seemed to have powers which defied normal explanations, & after His resurrection he seemed to gain more powers. Personally, I'd say appearing in a room is stranger than floating to heaven.

It is out of my experience, but I won't disregard something for that.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on March 31, 2021, 08:44:11 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 07:22:22 PM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.
So I can just abuse this body as much as I want, because at the end of time, I'll get a new one anyway?
Sorry man, but I want your drugs!
That's insane!  :buggedout:
No; "you are not your own; you were bought with a price." https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians%206%3A19-20&version=NIV&interface=amp (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians%206%3A19-20&version=NIV&interface=amp)
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 05:14:00 AM
^Ok! Whatever floats your boat is cool with me.
Your right, of course " normal explanations" do not apply when it comes to Jesus.


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" His body would have walked out of the grave".
Yeah. I suppose that could happen.  Happens every day. If your Dracula or the Frankenstein Monster or a zombie.
Do you understand what you said? If I said I was a Dracula, would you believe me?
Don't happen in the real world.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on April 01, 2021, 05:53:58 AM
Dunno, the whole getting into heaven thing sounds a bit like someone giving you a disease, then saying the only way to get cured of the disease is to buy a cure from me and then expecting you to be grateful. I've never asked for or wanted his forgiveness.

In fact, I think the exact opposite should be happening. We should be getting asked for our forgiveness.

But each to their own and I'll defend anyone's right to believe in these things just as long as you don't expect me to join in.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on April 01, 2021, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 05:14:00 AM
^Ok! Whatever floats your boat is cool with me.
Your right, of course " normal explanations" do not apply when it comes to Jesus.

" His body would have walked out of the grave".
Yeah. I suppose that could happen.  Happens every day. If your Dracula or the Frankenstein Monster or a zombie.
Do you understand what you said? If I said I was a Dracula, would you believe me?
Don't happen in the real world.
I corrected a statement which seemed flippant. You cannot distort someone's belief & then critique the distorted version.

No; I wouldn't believe you were Dracula. You offer no proof; not even a witness to say "Hey, that guy has no reflection!"

Quote from: Alex on April 01, 2021, 05:53:58 AM
Dunno, the whole getting into heaven thing sounds a bit like someone giving you a disease, then saying the only way to get cured of the disease is to buy a cure from me and then expecting you to be grateful. I've never asked for or wanted his forgiveness.

In fact, I think the exact opposite should be happening. We should be getting asked for our forgiveness.
I'd agree with that if I He were merely human. If God created you, me, & known reality, He would have some right over us, & he would have some say in what we should & should not do.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on April 01, 2021, 10:16:11 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on April 01, 2021, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 05:14:00 AM
^Ok! Whatever floats your boat is cool with me.
Your right, of course " normal explanations" do not apply when it comes to Jesus.

" His body would have walked out of the grave".
Yeah. I suppose that could happen.  Happens every day. If your Dracula or the Frankenstein Monster or a zombie.
Do you understand what you said? If I said I was a Dracula, would you believe me?
Don't happen in the real world.
I corrected a statement which seemed flippant. You cannot distort someone's belief & then critique the distorted version.

No; I wouldn't believe you were Dracula. You offer no proof; not even a witness to say "Hey, that guy has no reflection!"

Quote from: Alex on April 01, 2021, 05:53:58 AM
Dunno, the whole getting into heaven thing sounds a bit like someone giving you a disease, then saying the only way to get cured of the disease is to buy a cure from me and then expecting you to be grateful. I've never asked for or wanted his forgiveness.

In fact, I think the exact opposite should be happening. We should be getting asked for our forgiveness.
I'd agree with that if I He were merely human. If God created you, me, & known reality, He would have some right over us, & he would have some say in what we should & should not do.

Oh hell no. Just creating something does not mean you should have any control over them. If we could build people and then control them that would be called slavery. Oh and it would also go against the concept of free will.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 11:57:31 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on April 01, 2021, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 05:14:00 AM
^Ok! Whatever floats your boat is cool with me.
Your right, of course " normal explanations" do not apply when it comes to Jesus.

" His body would have walked out of the grave".
Yeah. I suppose that could happen.  Happens every day. If your Dracula or the Frankenstein Monster or a zombie.
Do you understand what you said? If I said I was a Dracula, would you believe me?
Don't happen in the real world.
I corrected a statement which seemed flippant. You cannot distort someone's belief & then critique the distorted version.

No; I wouldn't believe you were Dracula. You offer no proof; not even a witness to say "Hey, that guy has no reflection!"

Quote from: Alex on April 01, 2021, 05:53:58 AM
Dunno, the whole getting into heaven thing sounds a bit like someone giving you a disease, then saying the only way to get cured of the disease is to buy a cure from me and then expecting you to be grateful. I've never asked for or wanted his forgiveness.

In fact, I think the exact opposite should be happening. We should be getting asked for our forgiveness.
I'd agree with that if I He were merely human. If God created you, me, & known reality, He would have some right over us, & he would have some say in what we should & should not do.

And your proof? An ancient book?
I say I am Dracula, and you say their is a God in the sky.
Were on the same page.

Oh! By the way.

(https://i.imgur.com/iVlVjpA.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 01, 2021, 12:28:42 PM
Question for anyone on either side of this religious argument: what do you think you can achieve by continuing?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on April 01, 2021, 12:36:32 PM
An interesting debate on the merits of both sides.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 12:41:59 PM
I'm not trying to achieve anything at all.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 01, 2021, 12:42:30 PM
Quote from: Alex on April 01, 2021, 12:36:32 PM
An interesting debate on the merits of both sides.

I hope you're right.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 01, 2021, 12:44:35 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 12:41:59 PM
I'm not trying to achieve anything at all.

Raises an interesting question on whether anyone can undertake any voluntary action without hoping to achieve something.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 12:54:04 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 01, 2021, 12:44:35 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 01, 2021, 12:41:59 PM
I'm not trying to achieve anything at all.

Raises an interesting question on whether anyone can undertake any voluntary action without hoping to achieve something.

If I sit on a toilet, I achieve to empty my bowels.
I don't see me achieving anything by arguing about 'God'. It never got anybody anywhere, except fighting people you don't know.
I don't see atheists starting Holy wars.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on April 01, 2021, 05:36:25 PM
See, I enjoy topics like this, and in the '10s I used to have a friend, Dan, a Talmudic scholar with whom I could go deep with these subjects and he never treated any of it with enough passion to become angry over any philosophical musings on G-d, his religion, or much of anything metaphysical. (Alas he got a brain tumor and it changed him for the worse, poor man....)

I've always felt that to debate the existence of God, though, is rather pointless except as a logical exercise, as God either is or God is not, God is either active in human life, or God isn't, and neither position can be proven with what we have at our disposal, and each side can make good points on the matter. I'm willing to entertain the idea that God may be a human construct, but it's not what I think is likely, since both science and religion address the question of origin by saying at some point there had to have been an uncreated creator, and this would seem in my mind to define God, an omnipotent force that had no personal genesis.

To discuss the doctrines and claims of a specific religion, however, is no different than discussing the rule book that came along with a board game. There you can often show right or wrong in people's opinions on dogma, and reveal that a lot of people don't know as much about their own faiths as they think they do. 

Believing in God is hard for me and only comes through logic, frankly, and some of the best arguments against there being a God do often register  with me. Alex's post today was intriguing to consider.

I mean this one:

"Oh hell no. Just creating something does not mean you should have any control over them. If we could build people and then control them that would be called slavery. Oh and it would also go against the concept of free will."

All I can think to say to that is that if God exists then God feels a right to do with us whatever God wishes, and an argument can be made that this is both anti-free will and tyrannical, but if God is real, then there isn't much we can do about this allegedly all-powerful entity doing whatever is deemed fitting. We can also say maybe God's broader perspective means God's works are ultimately just and merciful, despite how they seem to us with our limited perspective.

In this life we cannot know, which means we may never know.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on April 10, 2021, 06:11:50 AM
Why is it that the air outside smells so nice in the pre-dawn?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on April 10, 2021, 06:43:10 AM
Because fart gas is heavier than air and lingers on the ground during the night. Once it is exposed to sun light fart gas floats up when the air heats up, and the air doesn't smell too nice then.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on April 10, 2021, 09:12:18 AM
Quote from: claws on April 10, 2021, 06:43:10 AM
Because fart gas is heavier than air and lingers on the ground during the night. Once it is exposed to sun light fart gas floats up when the air heats up, and the air doesn't smell too nice then.

Isn't that also Axe body spray is made?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Alex on April 10, 2021, 11:50:58 AM
Quote from: ER on April 10, 2021, 09:12:18 AM
Quote from: claws on April 10, 2021, 06:43:10 AM
Because fart gas is heavier than air and lingers on the ground during the night. Once it is exposed to sun light fart gas floats up when the air heats up, and the air doesn't smell too nice then.

Isn't that also Axe body spray is made?

The Cranberries did a song about that. Do you have to let it linger?...
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: ER on April 10, 2021, 12:05:57 PM
Well, gee, now my delicate sensibilities have been offended.

Annnniewaay, the pre-dawn air outside smells nice.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on April 10, 2021, 01:48:53 PM
That's where the old saying "Smell ya later" comes from.

My theory is that fart gas causes acid rain but no one believes me.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on April 10, 2021, 08:15:21 PM
Why do they have hamburger fast food chains, but not hot dogs?
Sure- there are a few if you live out east- we got a root beer stand that sells hot dogs. Always filled with people from the old folks homes. And it ain't cheap. And the food is s**t.
But they have 50's music playing, and it's got like that Happy Days vibe...if Richie and Fonzi were 75 years old.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 11, 2021, 02:31:00 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 10, 2021, 08:15:21 PM
Why do they have hamburger fast food chains, but not hot dogs?
...

Because hamburgers sell better  and with a much higher profit margin. 
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: claws on April 11, 2021, 03:12:42 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 10, 2021, 08:15:21 PM
Why do they have hamburger fast food chains, but not hot dogs?

Here in Germany Ikea's hot dogs are quite famous. People visit Ikea just to eat their hot dogs. It's the reason why Ikea's inside the store restaurants pop up as most popular "fast food chains" in year end lists right behind BK and McD. I'm sure if Ikea would do fast food chains on the side they would be a success.

(https://i.imgur.com/R2wGULbl.jpg)

McDonalds Germany tried to establish hot dogs not too long ago, but they weren't in high demand so they dropped them again.

(https://www.jolie.de/sites/default/files/styles/image360w/public/images/2017/10/20/mcdonalds-hot-dog.jpg?itok=1Fyz29LC)

On a side note, they also tried their hand at Germany's favorite street food Currywurst, but it flopped big time.

(https://i.imgur.com/8gfg3jrl.jpg)

I got a strong deja-vu feeling from this and yeah

Quote from: RCMerchant on September 29, 2019, 06:40:07 PM
Why don't they sell hot dogs at McDonald's? Or most fast food joints?
That's all I would buy! A saurkraut dog with mustard!

:teddyr:

(sauerrkraut and hot dog on a bun wouldn't fly here even though Germany made sauerkraut popular. They just don't eat hot dogs in combination with kraut on a bun. That's a food taboo here. Go figure. However, sauerkraut with bratwurst -not on a bun- is a typical German meal.)
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on April 11, 2021, 07:11:16 AM
Quote from: claws on April 11, 2021, 03:12:42 AM


I got a strong deja-vu feeling from this and yeah

Quote from: RCMerchant on September 29, 2019, 06:40:07 PM
Why don't they sell hot dogs at McDonald's? Or most fast food joints?
That's all I would buy! A saurkraut dog with mustard!

:teddyr:

(sauerrkraut and hot dog on a bun wouldn't fly here even though Germany made sauerkraut popular. They just don't eat hot dogs in combination with kraut on a bun. That's a food taboo here. Go figure. However, sauerkraut with bratwurst -not on a bun- is a typical German meal.)

Damn- you remember a post about hot dogs from 2 years ago???  :buggedout:

You also recalled that I wrote about BATTLE: LOS ANGLES too! What- are you Data from Star Trek?

As far as saurkraut and hot dogs- all our fast food is bizzare imitations of other countries cuisine- no Mexican food I have ever eaten tastes like Taco Bell. Taco Bell is dog food. Buy a pizza in Italy- I'm sure it's not Pizza Hut with stuffed cheese crust with ham and pineapple.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 11, 2021, 12:04:03 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2021, 07:11:16 AM
...
Damn- you remember a post about hot dogs from 2 years ago???  :buggedout:

You also recalled that I wrote about BATTLE: LOS ANGLES too! What- are you Data from Star Trek?
...
I often remember stuff you'd posted... so does ER... you do repeat yourself on this forum.  :thumbup: :smile:
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: RCMerchant on April 11, 2021, 06:24:41 PM
^ I can't recall if I feed the dog earlier in the day.  :buggedout:

But I can remember garbage that happened 50 years ago.

Ugh.
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: pacman000 on April 12, 2021, 08:24:13 AM
Are computers sentient? What even is sentience?
Title: Re: I Bet We Know The Answer
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 12, 2021, 08:42:12 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on April 12, 2021, 08:24:13 AM
Are computers sentient? What even is sentience?

Sentience, "feeling or sensation as distinguished from perception and thought" (Miriam-Webster); " the capacity to be aware of feelings and sensations. The word was first coined by philosophers in the 1630s for the concept of an ability to feel, derived from Latin sentientem, to distinguish it from the ability to think." (Wikipedia).

So, I would say no; advanced computers arguably might be able to think, but they do not feel.