Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo.
Zeppo? :question: Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo???
I always felt sorry for David Bowie's kid, Zowie Bowie. Or as he likes to be called nowadays Duncan Jones.
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 26, 2021, 02:44:35 AM
Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo.
Zeppo? :question: Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo???
My folks wanted to name me Roy, believe it or not. Where they got Trevor from, I have no idea. :wink:
Nic Cage named his kid Kal-el.
Kevin Smith's daughter is named Harley Quinn Smith.
One of Mia Farrows sons was named Satchel. My mom used to be outraged and amused every time she read his name in celeb magazines. I think he changed his name years ago. Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter is named Apple.
Moon Unit. As in Moon Unit Zappa.
Dweezil is awful too.
Sue!
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Georgie Porgie.
WTF?
I wouldn't give a flying f^ck if I ever ate pudding or pie again in my whole life!
Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched).
I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast.
Ima Hogg
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Any of the Little Rascals names.
Alfalfa? Buckwheat? Farina? Sounds like horse food. :bluesad:
Spanky is real bad. Sounds like something that you would ask a dominitrix to call you while wearing a diaper.
Stymie, Weezer, Froggy,and Porky are not much better.
Chubby is just cruel. Why remind the kid every time you say his name that's a a fat little f**ker?
I think Wally and Darla are the only normal names. Butch too, I reckon.Unless your a girl. Then it sounds like your in a women's prison movie.
The dog's name is normal too- Pete.
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My middle name is Thomas: make of that what you can but it was Dad's name :wink:
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Ima Hogg
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Rather top-heavy and well-endowed for a high society humanitarian. :cheers:
Quote from: Ima Hogg's WikipediaThe discovery of oil on her family's cotton plantation made Hogg very wealthy, and she used this income to benefit the people of Texas. In 1929, she founded the Houston Child Guidance Center, which provides counseling for children with mental health problems or diagnoses and their families. Through her brother's will, she established the Hogg Foundation for Mental Health at the University of Texas at Austin in 1940. Hogg successfully ran for a seat on the Houston School Board in 1943, where she worked to remove gender and race as criteria for determining pay and established art education programs for black students
Nuchols, a popular name out in Goochland....
Krump, a popular name out in Powhattan.....
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 26, 2021, 03:34:25 PM
Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched).
I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast.
That name reminds me of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon where he says "my name is Mud!" and falls flat on his face.
Bundy
KERMIT
KERMIT ROOSEVELT shot himself in the middle of WWII.
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If your name was John Doe and you got into an accident, your family would probabaly never find you.
Dick. My Dad's name was Dick. You never know if someone's being sarcastic.
"Good job, Dick."
Huh? :question:
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 29, 2021, 09:34:10 AM
Dick. My Dad's name was Dick. You never know if someone's being sarcastic.
"Good job, Dick."
Huh? :question:
I had a friend named "Peter Bender," which other people thought was funny.
The college team I rooted for once recruited a player named "Peter Jurkin," which made some folks snicker.
^ Peter Jurkin. If I was drinking something and some guy told me his name was Peter Jurkin I would spit liquid out my nose and mouth at the same time! :bouncegiggle:
When I was a kid we used to make prank calls to a family. Their last name was Fick, which means f**k here in German. They would always answer the phone with "Fick!" which to us back then was hilarious.
Adolf.
Whenever someone hears "Adolf" they think "Hitler"!
Which gives me an excuse to post a Hitler gif!
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Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? :buggedout:
Quote from: claws on July 29, 2021, 11:30:48 AM
Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? :buggedout:
No. I need no reason or ryhme to post a Hitler gif.
I just do it because I'm a warped person, I reckon.
Gay, or Gaye, especially after the Lance Hindt scandal....
Quote from: claws on July 29, 2021, 11:30:48 AM
Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? :buggedout:
He is cool; he thought of the name "Adolf" and I wouldn't want that name...
Schmidt
^ Hey! That's Tiana's last name.
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^Lipschitz, even if there is a famous mathematician by that name....^
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But no Roland Schitt... or Mora Schitt...
The Beaver. Or Lumpy.
Adolf for reasons Ronny pointed out earlier
Quote from: pacman000 on July 30, 2021, 10:30:37 PM
Schmidt
Especially if the rest of your name is John Jacob Jingleheimer.