I'm glad my name isn't...

[LilCerberus]

Bundy

[Allhallowsday]

KERMIT 


KERMIT ROOSEVELT shot himself in the middle of WWII.   

[chainsaw midget]

If your name was John Doe and you got into an accident, your family would probabaly never find you. 

[RCMerchant]

Dick. My Dad's name was Dick. You never know if someone's being sarcastic.
"Good job, Dick."
Huh? 

[Rev. Powell]

Dick. My Dad's name was Dick. You never know if someone's being sarcastic.
"Good job, Dick."
Huh? 

I had a friend named "Peter Bender," which other people thought was funny.

The college team I rooted for once recruited a player named "Peter Jurkin," which made some folks snicker.

[RCMerchant]

^ Peter Jurkin. If I was drinking something and some guy told me his name was Peter Jurkin I would spit liquid out my nose and mouth at the same time! 

[claws]

When I was a kid we used to make prank calls to a family. Their last name was Fick, which means f**k here in German. They would always answer the phone with "Fick!"  which to us back then was hilarious.

[RCMerchant]

Adolf.

Whenever someone hears "Adolf" they think "Hitler"!

Which gives me an excuse to post a Hitler gif!

[claws]

Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? 

[RCMerchant]

Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif?  

No. I need no reason or ryhme to post a Hitler gif.
I just do it because I'm a warped person, I reckon.

[LilCerberus]

Gay, or Gaye, especially after the Lance Hindt scandal....

[Allhallowsday]

Me mentioning Germany made you post Hitler gif? 

He is cool; he thought of the name "Adolf" and I wouldn't want that name...

[pacman000]

Schmidt

[RCMerchant]

^ Hey! That's Tiana's last name.

[Alex]