I'm glad my name isn't...

[RCMerchant]

Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo.
Zeppo?   Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo???

[Alex]

I always felt sorry for David Bowie's kid, Zowie Bowie. Or as he likes to be called nowadays Duncan Jones.

[Trevor]

Gummo. Or worse -Zeppo.
Zeppo?   Why would anybody name a baby child f**king Zeppo???

My folks wanted to name me Roy, believe it or not. Where they got Trevor from, I have no idea. 

[chainsaw midget]

Nic Cage named his kid Kal-el. 

Kevin Smith's daughter is named Harley Quinn Smith.

[claws]

One of Mia Farrows sons was named Satchel. My mom used to be outraged and amused every time she read his name in celeb magazines. I think he changed his name years ago. Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter is named Apple.

[RCMerchant]

Moon Unit. As in Moon Unit Zappa.
Dweezil is awful too.

[RCMerchant]

Sue!

[RCMerchant]

Georgie Porgie.
WTF?

I wouldn't give a flying f^ck if I ever ate pudding or pie again in my whole life!

[Rev. Powell]

Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched).

I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast.

[pacman000]

Ima Hogg



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[RCMerchant]

Any of the Little Rascals names.
Alfalfa? Buckwheat? Farina? Sounds like horse food.  
Spanky is real bad. Sounds like something that you would ask a dominitrix to call you while wearing a diaper.
Stymie, Weezer,  Froggy,and Porky are not much better.
Chubby is just cruel. Why remind the kid every time you say his name that's a a fat little f**ker?
I think Wally and Darla are the only normal names. Butch too, I reckon.Unless your a girl. Then it sounds like your in a women's prison movie.
The dog's name is normal too- Pete.

[Trevor]

My middle name is Thomas: make of that what you can but it was Dad's name 

[zelmo73]

Ima Hogg



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Rather top-heavy and well-endowed for a high society humanitarian. 

The discovery of oil on her family's cotton plantation made Hogg very wealthy, and she used this income to benefit the people of Texas. In 1929, she founded the Houston Child Guidance Center, which provides counseling for children with mental health problems or diagnoses and their families. Through her brother's will, she established the Hogg Foundation for Mental Health at the University of Texas at Austin in 1940. Hogg successfully ran for a seat on the Houston School Board in 1943, where she worked to remove gender and race as criteria for determining pay and established art education programs for black students

[LilCerberus]

Nuchols, a popular name out in Goochland....
Krump, a popular name out in Powhattan.....

[RCMerchant]

Mudd. (I am distantly related to Roger Mudd, so it's not that farfetched).

I knew two kids in middle school with the last name "Sands." Their parents named them "Dusty" and "Sandy." I thought it was kinda cool but I bet it got old for them fast.

That name reminds me of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon where he says "my name is Mud!" and falls flat on his face.