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     Post a YouTube song that will send folks scurrying for cover, or at least an aspirin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-KjZgW6Wk

It's hard to believe, but some people actually don't like this song   :bluesad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Bunch of hoity-toity music snobs, that's what they are.

This would work for most of my friends... as in driving them out of the room.  But a handful like me would be drawn into the room and the sound source. 
THE STOOGES "I Wanna Be Your Dog"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

Having to leave a room because of this song is sacrilege!

I made a bar go silent for a moment when I played this on the jukebox (Touch Tunes jukeboxes are the best!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw1vJdoErD0

These could do the trick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyOi5XRu_g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzQBgp1jgvw

I like all these.

Anything Metal will do the trick.

Sorry, But I'm still here :twirl:

I would say Screamo would do the trick.

Anything from Napalm Death's SCUM album will not only clear your house of guests who've overstayed their welcome, but household pests as well. If you play it loud enough, you'll probably clear out a few of your neighbors' houses as well.  :teddyr:

...as an added bonus, the songs are so short that by the time the police arrive, the album will be finished and you can play innocent. "Who, me?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBCwBCQOnmk&feature=related

Shatner.

CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND "Pachuco Cadaver"  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvdrwRs27hE 

Okay this'll do it "Dachau Blues" 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjWoDKj-BoE

I usually get a kick out of old wrestling music videos but this one is unusually embarrassingly god---awful!!! (yet still hilarious on some levels)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3expZLsrU

CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND "Safe As Milk"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x54tj7aUWjQ

Scum is soooo classic it's not even funny. My fave song is Sacrificed. However, as far as grind goes I think Agoraphobic Nosebleed's Honky Reduction gives Scum a run for it's money.
If you really wanna clear a room quick, just crank up some Masonna.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVALfO8uzv8

I will never forget the day my brother (who's the big grind/death metal/extreme guy in the family) first brought home Scum on LP. I had never heard anything like that before in my life. He put that thing on the stereo and I swear to God I thought something had gone horribly wrong with our turntable, I'm like "Dude! The needle must've snapped, or the speaker's blown, or..." haha. Then I realized he was headbanging to it and I said, "Wait, it's supposed to sound like that?"  :teddyr:

I like napalm death/extreme metal in short doses, but a whole album worth would probably make me head for the door after 15 minutes, lol

these gals have probably cleared many a dance floor in their time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKX1EY6dkIY

One of my all-purpose commands to my dogs was: "M'nah!"  Or, "M'nah! M'nah! M'nah!"  Of course, my beloved Beauty has passed away and the old gal here is DEAF. 

So, I kind of like that drivel.   :wink: :thumbup:

Well, to be honest, I kinda like it too. ( and I know Doggett is a huge fan   :smile:)

this stuff though, is truly dismal. And it's mega popular. This would clear my room:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEbJ4qLiMu0

At 25secs... It sounds like an old spectrum game loading up. How can anyone like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tm1niEOz8o

Oh that's a room clearer... I find it kind of interesting.   :teddyr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8wISsNIME

I'm a big fan of Jesus Jones but this song would probably send many away...it does sound kind of like an auto shop at times...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXlSB8zb7k

That wouldn't work with my crowd.  My pal Derek has all of Shatner's albums on his itunes and the rest of us have learned to phase him out  :tongueout:

MC Chris will get me to hustle from a room pretty quick though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_jftSWkszo

This tune is pretty much a fail-safe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
 :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Y'might have something there.  Which reminds me of a song that'd make me clear out:
CYRKLE Red Rubber Ball 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBtz91uqxFQ 
Where's that organ coming from...?  Oh they're playing live... you believe me don't you?  :question: I can't think of a worst instance of lip-synching.   :lookingup:

Really? That may not have been sung live but I didn't notice a single instance of the lip synching going "out" of synch there AHD. Definitely seen worse! Sometimes it's hard to tell because YouTube will occasionally mess up audio tracks so that even live performances look a bit 'off', time wise...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eofcyn-bsBA

Blasting stuff from these guys drove people away back in my teenage days. Clearly though, they had no taste.

Generally, any of my old Tiny Tim cd's work. Weird Al as well.

Not a big fan of Chocolate Synthesizer but this song is great and ought to have the desired effect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9bXc-WM4Q

Heck, pretty much all of that album would work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E-rOcGCmlg

Darn it, after revisiting these tracks I've kind of changed my mind, I should've kept this album.

Okay, when I say "lip synching" I don't mean just singing.  Their hit record is playing.  Watch the drummer.  

Oh just miming in general, fair enough.Seen a few classic lip synching bloopers like when the singer falls off the stage and the vocals keep going, and one on I think top of the pops where the CD started skipping   :smile:

     The original does it for me, so I'm SURE this would work....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCaCxg6hv3A

Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me- Mac Davis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UauHDIlhvTk

     The granddaddy of them all....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8

Playing anything from Insane Clown Posse will likely send most scurrying away.

THE HAMSTER DANCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU&feature=related
And I HAVE had the room clear with this one:
BOOTZILLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=husf6po76mU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flOcEFXrsTQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUVZsu36SW4

That song from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes couldn't be enjoyed by anyone, except as a joke.

(http://images.45cat.com/henry-gross-shannon-lifesong-2.jpg)

OK, this time I've really got it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

LOL....I may lose a karma for this but I kinda like that stupid song. :tongueout:

     This one is guaran-tee-ded....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZAyi65YdgI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZIKbJziquk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PleN0AmuT9M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQylt3TVFrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SDYus7iKC8

Precious And Few- Climax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQCgfxtBRlM
Feelings- Morris Albert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-oHYYaw9jA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQUlr4Xc3s

I love CLIMAX "Precious And Few" 

Here, this'll do it: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSjBbWqgIKc

Every time I catch sight of this thread's title I read it as "Room-Cleaning Tunes" and think of the music I vacuum by.    How distressingly domestic!   :lookingup:

My vacuum is so loud, I normally can't hear much when I'm cleaning my flat.  :wink:

My music is so loud, I normally can't hear much of the vacuum.   :teddyr:  I have a tendency to max out the volume (which my kids find disturbing)

I admit, when I first saw the title I thought we were gonna talk about music you listen to when you're packing up to move to a new house.    :twirl:

ME AND YOU AND A DOG NAMED BOO- Lobo
I call this song "Me and you and some doggy doo".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fgGNZYR5QM

I like this song, but every time I listen to it everyone else leaves the room.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MONIvP6kI#)

The album has other songs; I like those too, but no one else seems to.

Edit: January 16 , 2017; The album/song in question was Pac-man Fever.  Just in case the link's broken; I've not checked it.

OT Pac man do you know this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5HH8p8ZVn4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gDT2Xk5-Oo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZYAOlk1WI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za_BUZSTTW4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZYNA6qUNTE

I would hope anything by Nickelback would send people running for the nearest toilet to throw up in. But only if the people in the room have good taste, which most people don't or Nickelback wouldn't exist in the first place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auYCXBzep9o

The title track from P.I.L.'s Flowers of Romance LP.  Any song from this album will do the trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBaQOdsTAKo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_jlF-sRqk

I've cleared rooms (or at least made people turn off the radio) with some of Tom Waits' performances. This one most recently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByomIJf5n9w

That's GREAT.  I'd stay for that.  She's singing live.  You pick songs you don't like instead of records nobody likes.  MINNIE RIPERTON was great.  That's just mean.  

That'd make me stay.  I think it's brilliant.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByomIJf5n9w
You MUST... mean this.   :smile:  Of course, it's great.  It's TOM WAITS.  

This might do it: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptTvko32UVg

Yep, that's the one. I screwed up the youtube code. I've noticed many people who don't like Tom Waits on a first listen can be won over with repeated exposure. My brother used to get angry when I played him, now his collection's almost as big as mine.

Hmmm... let's try a different tac: 
Probably the best song written in the last 10 years.  Is it so intimate or saddening that we each need to be alone? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMO5Ko_77Hk

This seems to get the same reaction as Pac-Man Fever:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg#)

Edit: January 16, 2017; Don't know if this link still works; the song was Disco Duck if I remember correctly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG-xvMjpzmo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34snusKjalA
Guaranteed to get people leave running once those vocals kick in. I remember leaving my ipod on random one night when I went to sleep. I woke up to the screaming and thought it was coming from my room, I just about died of fright before realizing what it was. 

Anything by The Shaggs does it.

Just discovered this guy's work so I'll post some Tonetta.  I think he's got some genuinely good songs, but they're lo-fi and most of them feature the most vile, sexual lyrics imaginable.  Your average person is gonna be put off by this guy.  Most of his stuff isn't safe for this forum, and his videos are mainly of him in drag or other skimpy and strange outfits.  Here's a few safe ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-FMC2OXTMQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YqURBx3Btwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=filt0Y8G0Fs

I think these are great tunes.  John and Yoko kinda blows me away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOY9-vUm7EY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOY9-vUm7EY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwI1-aAyvMk

I actually sort of like this one. :teddyr:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh4se9YMV3A

And if that version isn't vomit-inducing enough,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0B-hJ_gotc

I have the CD The Diabolical BIZ MARKIE and I like it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEtwsTfBzLc

That was exactly the length for a game of Freecell.  I liked the video with the cute dolphins... I liked OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN... like, 35 years ago, uhm, I don't know that song.  I kind of like it.   :teddyr:  But I can see how it was not any kind of, uh, hit.  I think I saw that on MTV, which would have been a very long time ago... I could see where somebody might go to the bathroom when that came on.  I could see where maybe everybody went to the bathroom when that came on. 

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Good topic.  Here is proselytizing: 

http://youtu.be/Wi0e7brHdMQ (http://youtu.be/Wi0e7brHdMQ)

     I actually like this (the whole album, actually), but for a whole lot of folks, it's audio-kryptonite....

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY#)

I actually don't listen to music while I'm cleaning my room.  I usually put a movie or tv series in my DVD player and use that as background noise while I'm cleaning.   If I do listen to a CD, its usually a comedian and...

Oh....that's not what you mean.

I know typically anything by her makes me want to leave the room.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k#)