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#31
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by Rev. Powell - January 05, 2026, 09:17:46 AM
Hey, an RC Merchant sighting!

+ The Room
- Sharknado
- Bloodsucking Freaks

10   Apple, The (1980)
11   Atomic Submarine, The (1959)
12   Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
10   Bad Girls Go to Hell (1965)
12   Beast with a Million Eyes, The (1955)
10   Ben and Arthur (2002)
12   Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966)
9   Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle (2022)
15   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
10   Blood Diner (1987)
9   Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)
12   Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
10   Codename: Wildgeese (1984)
13   Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
13   Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves the World) aka Turkish Star Wars (1982)
12   Fatal Deviation (1998)
14   Glen or Glenda? (1953)
11   Gymkata (1985)
11   Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
14   Hobgoblins (1988)
7   House of the Dead (2003)
11   Howling Part 7: New Moon Rising, The (1995)
3   Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
6   Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island (1954)
10   Maniac (1934)
12   Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
14   Message from Space (1978)
10   Miami Connection (1987)
12   Mommie Dearest (1981)
10   New Year's Evil (1980)
14   No Holds Barred (1989)
22   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
7   Protector, The (1985)
10   Reefer Madness (1936)
10   Return of the Family Man (1990)
13   Robo Vampire (1988)
18   Robot Monster (1953)
21   Room, The (2003)
10   S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) (2003)
12   Samurai Cop (1991)
11   Santa Claus (1959)
5   Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)
9   Sharknado (2013)
10   Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
19   Showgirls (1995)
14   Space Mutiny (1988)
12   Starcrash (1978)
17   Troll 2 (1990)
10   Wicker Man, The (2006)
16   Zardoz (1974)

Ranked:
1. 22   Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
2. 21   Room, The (2003)
3. 19   Showgirls (1995)
4. 18   Robot Monster (1953)
5. 17   Troll 2 (1990)
6. 16   Zardoz (1974)
7. 15   Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
8t. 5 at 14
13t. 3 at 13   
16t. 9 at 12   
25t. 5 at 11
#32
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Memes n' stuff of the day
Last post by Trevor - January 05, 2026, 09:13:39 AM
#33
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
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#34
Movie Reviews / Re: Mutant Reviewers From Hell
Last post by Sitting Duck - January 05, 2026, 08:10:03 AM
#35
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by M.10rda - January 05, 2026, 08:05:30 AM
THE CRAWLING HAND (1963):
One of two Killer Hand movies I watched this weekend. This one borrows heavily from THE QUATERMASS EXPERIMENT and then incorporates teenybopper melodrama to no particular benefit. A lone astronaut freaks out on his way to the moon and begs his Houston counterparts to blow up his shuttle - and they do!  :bouncegiggle: Who knew there was a Destruct feature on NASA shuttles?! Unfortunately the alien-possessed astronaut's alien-possessed hand lands in smalltown, USA... intent on widespread murder-by-strangulation... and the hand can possess victims, too!

This is a wacky yet lumbering flick from Herbert L. Strock, who'd made even more boring movies. It does have a cast of generally strong actors, including Allison Hayes, who always looks like she's working hard to take her bad material seriously, and Alan "Skipper" Hale Jr. as the smalltown Sherriff, who doesn't put his knee up on anything but does look directly into the camera sometimes and is extremely trigger-happy when it comes to dealing with troublesome teenagers. The lead teen is played by a kid who looks like a young Benicio Del Toro and has watched James Dean's performance in REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE a few too many times.

There are two solid reasons to check out CRAWLING HAND if you feel so inclined. One is a well-shot and kind of freaky scene where a hand-possessed zombie attacker tries to murder a cranky old soda jerk by jukebox-light and to the accompaniment of the 50s hit "Bird Is The Word" (later covered by the Trashmen).  :buggedout: The other is the finale (SPOILERS, I guess, though it made me watch this hunk of junk) where the eponymous villain is defeated by three feral cats. :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:

2.5/5
#36
Good Movies / Re: Movie related events which...
Last post by Trevor - January 05, 2026, 02:41:22 AM
Brandon Lee, Sarah Jones and Halyna Hutchins 😔
#37
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by claws - January 05, 2026, 12:39:25 AM
Did I see this right? You guys kicked Howling II and keep Howling 7?



Any ultimate bad movie list without Howling II is like a pizza without cheese—technically possible, spiritually wrong.

R.I.P. Howling II





#38
Good Movies / Re: Movie related events which...
Last post by Trevor - January 04, 2026, 10:56:57 PM
The Conqueror 😔
#39
Good Movies / Re: Movie Anniversaries in 202...
Last post by claws - January 04, 2026, 10:56:17 PM
1981 (45th Anniversary)

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark - The gold standard for action-adventure filmmaking.
2. Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior - A relentless, high-octane masterpiece of post-apocalyptic cinema.
3. Blow Out - De Palma's finest hour, blending sonic obsession with a haunting political thriller.
4. Possession - An intense, visceral descent into psychological and supernatural marital collapse.
5. An American Werewolf in London - Perfectly balances dark humor with groundbreaking practical effects.
6. The Evil Dead - A raw, inventive explosion of low-budget horror creativity.
7. Escape from New York - Carpenter at his coolest, delivering a gritty and iconic vision of a dystopian future.
8. Scanners - Cronenberg's "head-exploding" classic remains a chilling look at corporate telepathy.
9. The Howling - A sharp, satirical, and genuinely scary take on the werewolf mythos.
10. Christiane F. - A harrowing and uncompromising look at youth drug addiction in Berlin.
11. The Beyond - Fulci's surrealist masterpiece of atmospheric, blood-soaked nightmare logic.
12. Road Games - A taut, Hitchcockian thriller set on the lonely highways of Australia.
13. Outland - High Noon in space, anchored by a gritty performance from Sean Connery.
14. Dead & Buried - A unique, atmospheric small-town mystery with a truly unsettling twist.
15. The Burning - A standout slasher featuring one of the genre's most effective river-raft massacres.
16. Stripes - Bill Murray at his peak in an endlessly quotable military comedy.
17. Halloween II - A solid, claustrophobic sequel that ramps up the slasher intensity.
18. My Bloody Valentine - One of the most atmospheric and effective "holiday" slashers of the era.
19. Clash of the Titans - A charming farewell to Ray Harryhausen's legendary stop-motion magic.
20. The Funhouse - Tobe Hooper crafts a moody and effective carnival-set creepfest.
21. Friday the 13th: Part 2 - Introduced the adult Jason Voorhees and established the franchise's formula.
22. The Prowler - Features some of the most impressive and brutal practical kills in slasher history.
23. Mommie Dearest - A campy, high-octane melodrama that has become a cult legend.
24. Wolfen - A moody, intelligent take on the "urban predator" genre with unique visual flair.
25. Dark Night of the Scarecrow - A masterclass in building tension and atmosphere for a made-for-TV movie.
26. Happy Birthday to Me - A convoluted but highly entertaining slasher with an infamous kebab-related kill.
27. The House by the Cemetery - Pure Fulci atmosphere with a heavy dose of gothic dread and gore.
28. Just Before Dawn - A surprisingly well-shot and suspenseful backwoods survival slasher.
29. Strange Behavior - A quirky, stylish blend of small-town mystery and mad scientist tropes.
30. The Hand - Oliver Stone's psychological thriller features a committed, albeit over-the-top, Michael Caine.
31. Deadly Blessing - Wes Craven explores religious repression with some genuinely creepy moments.
32. Hell Night - Linda Blair shines in this atmospheric and gothic-tinged haunted house slasher.
33. Student Bodies - A silly, hit-or-miss parody that paved the way for future slasher spoofs.
34. The Black Cat - Lucio Fulci's take on Poe is uneven but filled with his signature eerie visuals.
35. The Final Conflict - A polished but ultimately less effective conclusion to the Omen trilogy.
36. Bloody Birthday - A mean-spirited and darkly fun "evil child" slasher.
37. Evilspeak - A bizarre and bloody "nerd revenge" flick involving 80s computers and Satanism.
38. Porky's - The ultimate 80s teen sex comedy that is very much a product of its time.
39. The Boogens - A fun, low-budget creature feature with a charmingly weird title.
40. Madman - A quintessential, if somewhat generic, campfire-legend slasher.
41. Final Exam - A slow-burn slasher that focuses more on college hijinks than the actual body count.
42. Burial Ground - A wild, low-budget Italian zombie flick famous for its bizarre "child" actor.
43. The Survivor - An atmospheric but slowly paced supernatural mystery based on James Herbert's novel.
44. Cannibal Ferox - An infamously brutal and controversial entry in the Italian cannibal subgenre.
45. Fear No Evil - A visually ambitious but ultimately messy battle between good and evil.
46. The Other Hell - A low-rent, surreal Italian nunsploitation horror that is strictly for fans of the obscure.
47. Night of the Werewolf - Paul Naschy returns as Waldemar Daninsky in this gothic Spanish horror.
48. The Nesting - A slow and largely forgettable haunted house movie that lacks a punch.
49. Don't Go in the Woods - A cheap, chaotic, and unintentionally hilarious example of regional slasher filmmaking.
#40
Games / Re: Answer the question with a...
Last post by chainsaw midget - January 04, 2026, 10:51:20 PM
Nowheresville



What did they finally arrest the President for?