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#31
Good Movies / Re: Movie Anniversaries in 202...
Last post by claws - January 11, 2026, 07:59:06 AM
1991 (35th Anniversary)

Tier 1: The Apex (Masterpieces & Legends)

1. The Silence of the Lambs - A perfect psychological thriller featuring an all-time legendary performance by Anthony Hopkins.
2. Terminator 2: Judgment Day - The gold standard for action sequels that revolutionized visual effects forever.
3. Barton Fink - A surreal, atmospheric, and deeply cerebral masterpiece from the Coen Brothers.
4. Thelma & Louise - A culturally monumental road movie that redefined the female outlaw genre.
5. Point Break - The ultimate adrenaline-fueled action-noir with incredible chemistry between Reeves and Swayze.

Tier 2: The Elite (Premium & Cinematic)

6. Cape Fear - Scorsese delivers a visceral and genuinely terrifying remake anchored by De Niro's intensity.
7. Delicatessen - A visually stunning, quirky, and darkly comedic French post-apocalyptic gem.
8. The Addams Family - Perfectly cast and dripping with Gothic charm and witty macabre humor.
9. Naked Lunch - Cronenberg at his most bizarre, turning "unfilmable" source material into a haunting fever dream.
10. The People Under the Stairs - Wes Craven's sharp social commentary disguised as a claustrophobic horror-thriller.

Tier 3: The Cinema (Solid Genre Hits)

11. The Doors - Val Kilmer is transformative as Jim Morrison in Oliver Stone's stylish, psychedelic biopic.
12. The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear - Leslie Nielsen continues his peak comedic run with relentless gag-per-minute energy.
13. Hot Shots! - A hilarious and effective spoof of Top Gun that remains a slapstick classic.
14. Rush - A gritty, sobering, and intense look at undercover drug enforcement and addiction.
15. Sleeping with the Enemy - A high-tension domestic thriller that solidified Julia Roberts as a massive star.
16. Body Parts - An underrated and inventive horror-thriller about a man receiving a killer's arm.
17. The Resurrected - One of the better Lovecraft adaptations that captures a great sense of dread.

Tier 4: The Gauntlet (Intense but Flawed)

18. Stone Cold - A loud, bone-crunching biker movie that is the definition of 90s action excess.
19. Scanners II: The New Order - A decent enough sequel that delivers the psychic-head-bursting goods fans expect.
20. Child's Play 3 - Though it feels a bit repetitive, Chucky's military school rampage has its fun moments.
21. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare - A campy, cartoonish end to the original series that is more "fun" than "scary."
22. Sometimes They Come Back - A solid Stephen King TV-movie adaptation that manages some genuine spookiness.
23. Afraid of the Dark - A strange, psychological British horror film that is better than its reputation suggests.
24. Past Midnight - A standard but watchable neo-noir thriller featuring a young Quentin Tarantino as an uncredited producer.
25. The Sect - A visually interesting Italian occult horror film produced by Dario Argento.

Tier 5: The Lab (Raw, Experimental, or "So-Bad-It's-Good")

26. Basket Case 3: The Progeny - A wild, low-budget puppet-filled mess that is strictly for fans of the bizarre.
27. Dolly Dearest - A blatant Child's Play rip-off that is mostly entertaining for its unintentional camp.
28. Alligator II: The Mutation - A generic monster movie sequel that lacks the bite and wit of the original.
29. Critters 3 - Best known now as Leonardo DiCaprio's film debut, it's a largely forgettable creature feature.
30. Omen IV: The Awakening - A televised sequel that struggles to find a reason to exist beyond the brand name.
31. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker - A weird, toy-themed horror flick that is barely related to the original series.
32. Black Demons - A messy Italian zombie flick that feels like a leftover from the previous decade.
33. Killer Tomatoes Strike Back - A sequel that tries too hard to be wacky and loses the cult charm of the first.
34. Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil - A generic religious-themed slasher that effectively ended the franchise.
35. Karate Cop - A low-budget, post-apocalyptic martial arts slog that is only for the most dedicated genre fans.
36. Firehead - A dull, telekinetic "action" movie that fails to ignite any real interest.
37. Camp Fear - A bottom-tier slasher that offers nothing new to the genre except a very confusing title.
#32
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Trevor - January 11, 2026, 02:42:46 AM
Quote from: Leah on January 11, 2026, 12:41:14 AMIs this Mortadella, or is it bologna with leprosy?

Yikes, I wouldn't eat either 😳😄🐢
#33
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Leah - January 11, 2026, 12:41:14 AM
Is this Mortadella, or is it bologna with leprosy?
#34
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by Trevor - January 11, 2026, 12:38:43 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 10, 2026, 11:44:48 PMYeebop magorzip.  Chumble spuzz.

Oy 😳🤣😄😂
#35
Off Topic Discussion / Re: Random Statements About So...
Last post by indianasmith - January 10, 2026, 11:44:48 PM
Yeebop magorzip.  Chumble spuzz.
#36
Bad Movies / Re: The Ultimate So Bad It's G...
Last post by chainsaw midget - January 10, 2026, 11:02:40 PM
- Long John Silver
- Protector
+ Hard ticket to Hawaii
#37
Entertainment / Re: What have you been listeni...
Last post by Allhallowsday - January 10, 2026, 10:21:26 PM
BOB MARLEY AND THE WAILERS CATCH A FIRE 

#38
Bad Movies / Re: RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie...
Last post by LilCerberus - January 10, 2026, 10:12:22 PM
Tonight's Stinker
Road Wars(2015)
https://youtu.be/z82TkCeoZu8?si=4LWeFYQMgvKopXTU

So, zombies have taken over the world, and a group of survivalists live out in the desert...
One day, a couple of look-outs spot a survivor with amnesia... One of the survivalists believes he might be immune to the zombie virus, & could be the key to a cure....
Meanwhile, the crew tends to bicker a lot, & there's a subplot about a rival gang late in the movie....

Tends to borrow from a few other zombie movies I'm not going to bother with, gets pretentious at times, but it's watchable.....
#39
Off Topic Discussion / Re: RC's been gone a long time...
Last post by Trevor - January 10, 2026, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on January 10, 2026, 03:48:32 PMRequest denied.

you read the contract when you signed up, RC. you must remain here forever and talk about bad movies in a positive and enthusiastic manner.

Q: isn't SAMURAI COP a fun film?

A: Yes. I don't have a piano to put a head on but yes 😳😉😉🐢
#40
Bad Movies / Re: Generate Movie Poster with...
Last post by claws - January 10, 2026, 09:00:41 PM