Favorite lines from movies.....

Poogie · February 04, 2007, 02:34:32 PM

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 03, 2007, 11:26:05 PM
Quote from: Poogie
Don't worry I'm older, that's probably why I don't remember too much of it.. see what you have to look forward to.. (Just kidding) It makes for a good excuse though..

Get your walker and go watch the movie ... then answer me these questions three.
What is the quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

I couldn't find the movie, but I believe the answers to your questions are....
To find the holy grail
Blue
Is that an African or a European swallow?

CheezeFlixz · February 04, 2007, 02:47:29 PM

Quote from: DENNIS on February 04, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
The wife took her walker into the den to try and find our copy of the movie, while helping her look I came across a VHS tape with Beginning of the End on it. I am going to watch this one now while the wife reviews John Cleese and company in the den, she should have an answer soon, meanwhile:

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

Who are you?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis the Shrubber.

So if you are the shrubber how might I ask I can bring you a shrubbery when you have them?

(In fact it was Roger the Shrubber, but that just wouldn't make sense would it? There was a Dennis in the movie.)

Dennis · February 04, 2007, 03:02:01 PM

Quote from: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on February 04, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
The wife took her walker into the den to try and find our copy of the movie, while helping her look I came across a VHS tape with Beginning of the End on it. I am going to watch this one now while the wife reviews John Cleese and company in the den, she should have an answer soon, meanwhile:

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

Who are you?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis the Shrubber.

So if you are the shrubber how might I ask I can bring you a shrubbery when you have them?

(In fact it was Roger the Shrubber, but that just wouldn't make sense would it? There was a Dennis in the movie.)

I am also one of The Knights Who Say Nicht and I also want a small fence so we can have a nice 3D effect or I shall say nicht to you until you bring them to me.

Bill C. · February 04, 2007, 11:11:16 PM

The opening monologue from Casino. Not very funny, but it's just stuck with me ever since the first time I heard it:

"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way--you've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point?"

Pretty much anything from Die Hard. I mean, really.

"Leave the gun. Take the canolis." (The Godfather)

HAL 9000's entire monologue while being lobotomized in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

And, of course, another nod to Planet of the Apes ("It's a madhouse! A MAAAADHOOOUUUUSE!").

ulthar · February 05, 2007, 01:23:04 PM

From Twister:

"The days of sniffing the dirt are over."
"That's better than what you sniff."

Poogie · February 05, 2007, 01:27:45 PM

You reminded me of one from "Twister"........"cow".....

Katie · February 05, 2007, 06:03:01 PM

"Listen, do you smell something?"

LilCerberus · February 05, 2007, 06:41:52 PM

Jon: "None of us f**k, you see. Sex is ugly. None of your boring American free-hippie-love s**t here."
Sid: "Sex is boring, nasty hippie s**t."

No, Sidney! It's "We Don't Care!" There's no f*****g in it!

I aint gonna be a punk rocker, no more!
What are you gonna be, then?
A Rude Boy, like my Dad!

You promised you weren't gonna do any smack until after the gig, and you didn't even save me any!

My bones hurt!

"There were two punk rockers sitting in the row behind me. One of them said to the other, "This is like shooting up with people you don't even like." - film critic Rex Reed

Dennis · February 05, 2007, 10:34:11 PM

One of my all time favorites:

"Not hardly."

From what movie?

LilCerberus · February 05, 2007, 10:40:50 PM

Quote from: DENNIS on February 05, 2007, 10:34:11 PM
"Not hardly."

From what movie?

LilJake

LilCerberus · February 06, 2007, 02:19:25 AM

Just about any of those pontifications from Rumble Fish.

Dennis · February 06, 2007, 09:28:19 AM

Quote from: LilCerberus on February 05, 2007, 10:40:50 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on February 05, 2007, 10:34:11 PM
"Not hardly."

From what movie?
LilJake

You'd best smile when you call me that.

CheezeFlixz · February 06, 2007, 09:49:19 AM

You lookin' at me? ...... You lookin' at me? ...... You lookin' at me? ..... Are you lookin' at me? .... You lookin' at me?

I'm standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It's your move...

How's everything in the pimp business?

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

(All from TAXI DRIVER)

LilCerberus · February 06, 2007, 10:12:41 AM

Barney: "You talkin' t' me?"
thug: "Yeah, I'm talkin' t' you!"
Barney: "Hmm? You talkin' t' me?"
Jane: "He already said he was, Barn."
Barney: "You must be talkin' t' me; I'm the only one here!"
Peyton: "Where am I, Barn?"

Bill C. · February 06, 2007, 11:24:43 AM

A couple I missed along the way:

"Now you see that evil will always triumph....because good is dumb." (Spaceballs)

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, Brenda...and you better f*ckin' get used to it." (The Running Man...it's all in the delivery.)

Damn near anything from the film Network. But if I had to pick just one line...oh yes: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen." (The Rock)

The inevitable "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

The even more inevitable "Go ahead. Make my day."

And, yes, the completely and utterly inevitable "No....I am your father."